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Kissing ass pays off

Toady Witt gets the call.      Sycophants everywhere rejoice!    I guess he deserves it though, with 36 apples polished, 99 boots licked, a .289 noses browned average, and a team leading .937 glad handing average.    Pretty soon, Maddon will have very shiny white sneakers when he rides his stationary bike - which will be disinfected and wiped down immediately after he is done.    

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Just to clarify, I did mean "Toady Witt", rather than "Today Witt".   Either would fit, but the former is more apropos.

by delmonfan on Aug 24, 2006 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Think about it
If he was called up because he was kissing ass, wouldn't he have gotten the call some time ago? I mean, there is only about a week left before roster expansion, when he would have been called up regardless. You'd think kissing ass would have meant he had been called up sooner.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Aug 25, 2006 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry, Delmonfan
Young will be called up September 4th...

by Jacob Larsen on Aug 26, 2006 12:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Explanation
"If he was called up because he was kissing ass, wouldn't he have gotten the call some time ago?"

It takes the Devil Rays Front Office 2 hours to watch 60 minutes and a couple weeks to read USA Today.    Just saying.

by delmonfan on Aug 26, 2006 2:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You're just mad...
That a little crybaby is still in Durham...

by Jacob Larsen on Aug 26, 2006 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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