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Mathematics

Not a post about Mos Def's song, but rather a simple addition problem:

Good luck plastic rooster + Jonny Gomes + today's slanguage = Jonny Gomes' lucky cock.

Jonny Gomes installed his own good luck charm inside the Rays' clubhouse before Friday night's game when he arrived with a store-bought plastic rooster. He would not divulge where he purchased the rooster, but he did allow that it is a "good luck rooster" and that every player needed to touch it before going out to the field before the start of the game. "Just turn your whole day over to the rooster," Gomes said. "Your at-bats, your pitches."

So that's what's gotten into Wigginton, he's been rubbing Gomes' cock.

Sorry.

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Re: Mathematics
Great reference to Mos Def.  "Black on Both Sides" has to be one of the best EVER!

by Rays and Cubs on Jul 18, 2007 9:11 AM EDT reply actions  

A very true statement.
Yo, it's one universal law but two sides to every story

Three strikes and you be in for life, manditory

Four MC's murdered in the last four years

I ain't tryin to be the fifth one, the millenium is here

Yo it's 6 Million Ways to Die, from the seven deadly thrills

Eight-year olds gettin found with 9 mill's

It's 10 P.M., where your seeds at? What's the deal

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 19, 2007 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, Mozart and Da Ponte
I've always admired the way those two could make music.  Isn't that from Marriage of Figaro?

by Fox 71 on Jul 19, 2007 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

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