World Series Game One: Phillies @ Rays
Philadelphia Phillies at Tampa Bay Rays, Oct 22, 2008 8:35 PM EDT
Dear Scott Kazmir,
Throw your slider tonight, please.
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Ha ha, all you counters got your posts hide-ed.
Also, Zobrist? Seriously?
If Zob and Price are in the game at the same time, whose Jesus power do the Rays feed off of?
MVP: Garza
He’s going to do something wacky to inspire the team to play better. My best guess is a hot-foot to Longo.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
Whats with the Zobrist thing?
Has the lineup been posted anywhere?
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Yes.
Iwamura, 2b
Upton, cf
Pena, 1b
Longoria, 3b
Crawford, lf
Aybar, dh
Navarro, c
Zobrist, rf
Bartlett, ss
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
what the fuck is that
Rocco should be in RF or maybe Nando, Zobrist will just suck it up again
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Watch BenZo hit four home runs off Cole Hamels now
Lay off the stadium, Iwamura
by Orlando Rays on Oct 22, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
does Cole Hamels need thommy john?
cuz if he does, maybe BenZo can get 1 off him
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I think Joe likes that he is a switch hitter
Hamels has reverse-platoon numbers. We may see a few of our switch hitters bat lefty against him. If that is the case me want Nando.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 22, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
my bad twenty you covered this much better below
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 22, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Nando's best chance to start was tonight.
In Philly Maddon will almost definitely hold him as as pinch runner.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Maddon may have the switch hitters bat left against Hamels, look at his splits.
Lefties have a 150 point advantage in OPS this year against Hamels then versus righties.
Bill Plaschke: "The rays will lose because they celebrated the ALCS like it was the end and the phillies didn't."
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I've lost all respect for that man.
9=1
by mrichardkent on Oct 22, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I never had any respect for him to begin with
Lay off the stadium, Iwamura
by Orlando Rays on Oct 22, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
yet when Papelbum and the rest of the Sox went nuts when they won the wild card
it was just good celebration of a great accomplishment.
The Phillies were at Dodger Stadium
You don’t celebrate quite that strongly in front of the opposing crowd.
Unless your Papeldouche and Co.
Lay off the stadium, Iwamura
by Orlando Rays on Oct 22, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Great minds think alike
Joe and i
Zo in RF
Gross “grabbing some pine”
Wait for Gameday
Lay off the stadium, Iwamura
by Orlando Rays on Oct 22, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Game 1 Drinking game
1 shot if:
- References to catwalks
- References to astroturf
- McCarver butchers a player’s name
- A guest commentator comes in the booth for an inning and gives more insight than Joe and Tim do the entire game
- Credits to Chuck Lamar
- Lauds to Joe Maddon for benching BJ Upton for being lazy
- Complaints about attendance during the season
Take a sip if:
- Joe Buck calls an exciting play extremely flat, like nothing happened
- McCarver tells a story that has no relation to the game whatsoever
- Tim McCarver laughs at his own joke
- References to “Big Game James”
- Buck makes a comment condescending towards fans watching the game
This is guaranteed to get you drunk, even if you do it with beer.
Vogt early, Vogt often.
I must go out and get the alcohol.
This will be fun.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
I miss Joe and Dwayne
They know this team and the player’s nicknames.
who the hell is “Big Game James?”
9=1
by mrichardkent on Oct 22, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
btw RJ, tip of the hat to you
on the story you did a couple weeks ago on Baldelli and his slider
You turned out to be very prophetic
I did commend you via e-mail while i was in jail
Baldelli has a slider?
I wanna know about this “slider” of his.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
I'm bored
someone fast forward to 8 plz
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
how im surprised that rocco isnt even available to DH tonight
the red sox had a 9 game elimination win streak, but matt garza was too busy rocking out to tupac to notice
I far from understand the way Maddon thinks (I'm not that smart)
but if I had to guess, the reason Rocco isn’t in the line-up is the way he struggled with Lester’s change-up and Hamels’ change up is better than Lester’s.
since when did the bullpen become a concern?
media is dumb
I've been wondering this for a week now
I doubt/hope (knock on wood) Balfour didn’t forget how to pitch, Boston just had his number.
I am still extremely confident in Balfour, Howell, Bradford, and Price.
and pretty confident in Wheeler, Jackson, and Miller.
Enjoy the World Series, Rays fans!
How special is this?
Wishing you all good luck and hope it is good baseball and great series.
Especially to my friends webdoyenne and Patrick and Tom, great baseball fans and
true Rays fans…have a blast at the games!
Lots of A’s fans cheering right along with you.
GO RAYS!
"And sometimes, when it seems like all hope is gone, Life tosses you a special gift of a baseball game" . 7/10/08 BaseBallGirl headline
I took tylenol pm cuz I had a headache and now I'm really tired.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
wow
um, this
my head was pounding, took the tyleonal and now I keep yawning, I need the game to start
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Caffeine or alcohol.
Your best friends.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
So.
http://www.wagrankings.com/hottest_wags/phillies_wives_girlfriends/
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Hamels and Zobrist have hot wives
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
This is a night that will be remembered for all time
CAN I HAZ 4 MOAR WINZ AND A PRETTY TROPHY?!?!
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Lets go out and do this boys 108 outs away
Lets take a quarter off that tonight and beat their best.
Peace I’m outta here.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
omg the best players are the most c;utch albert is so clutch omg.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
He [Zobrist] said he played right field against the Rangers once during the regular season, and in his recollection, he played three innings in spring training against the Phillies.
this doesn’t seem like a good time to experiment.
I want Rocco in RF with Fernie in the last 2 or 3 innings
but I mean can we question Maddon? He made so many genius moves and got the RAYS to friggin World Series.
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
that being said
If Zobrist gets the call for RF, then I REALLY hope Fernie comes in like the 7th inning
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
game 5 yes, game 7, he was a genius
and he got us to the WS so you can’t argue with wins
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Friedman, Maddon, the players
and the GRIT
all got us here
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
The Groovenians was worse.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I still have no idea what that is
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Just know that it had rupaul and paul reuberns, was animated, and was awful.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
The antagonist consists of robots who love money and show up on the planet of grrovenia for no good reason and take taxes, they are defeated by getting pain poured on them.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
paint* and its awful beyond belief.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
translation
Death to tampa area philly fans!
by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
So yeah, Hamels is supposed to beat us
Lets go ahead and pull a Lester on him
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
ok im officialy into it big time
This is amazing
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
disregard the turd
hanging from his hindquarters
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Deadspin is awesome.
I’ll add one though.
David Price: Closer of the Future.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
catwalk mention!
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
I think the bingo needs one more row of squares.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
Get ready to hate
Shane Victorino
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Who?
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
World Series crowds are always pretty mixed
plus there were some. AND WE’RE CLASSY LAWL
Because Chase Utley will respond inappropriately.
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SRQ is at every game.
Ran into Nando/Brignac at the Bolts game last night too.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
FEEL THE HEAT PHILLIES!!
You guys have no idea how many Phillies fans there were in Boston “suddenly” this morning!
Doesn't look
as if any of my readers at Purple Row want to discuss the game, so do you mind if I join in?
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sweet jebus
the backstreet boys, ha… get on with it can we
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NO NO NO NO .
Even Rick Ross would be better.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
OK. Drinking time.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
That dude on the right
looks like he deserves a swift punch to the face
the longest rendition EVER
fuck me
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it was totally unfit for a baseball game
but it would work at a little kids birthday party or something
I don't want to subject little kids.
to that kind of torment.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
Wow i didnt know the guy from that 70s show was balding and a backstreet boy
5 dollar foot loooooong
The national anthem before baseball games is a dumb tradition anyways
If my great grandfather didn’t do it when he played ball after the spanish american war, then why do it now.
NATIONALLEAGUEISM DOESN'T!!!!
5 dollar foot loooooong
by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I WANT FIRST PITCH NOW.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
This pregame is far from a Brett Myers approved perfect double tapered shit
5 dollar foot loooooong
by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
It can go to the moon, it just must land foul.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
Agreed.
Stupid LA, no one cares about your inability to come home before happy hour ends.
Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/
Hey, y'all. Good luck tonight.
Even though I’m rooting for the Phillies, I hope y’all put up a good fight though, cause I don’t want to be tempted to laugh in the faces of Rays’ fans.
Oh, and RJ, how do like my sig?
Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/
Die in a fire.
I’ve used that line a lot this week.
by ReasonableDoubt on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
STOP POSTING GET OUT
5 dollar foot loooooong
by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
But free tacos?
Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/
Good thing SRQ isn't here to ban me
You can go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.
by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
What horse?
The Sox didn’t deserve to win that series. We’ll get you next year.
Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/
and our little price too
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, what?
Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/
I may be an idiot.
Oh, Scooby Doo reference. Cool.
Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/
Villian always says "I'll get you next time...
and your little dog, too!"
Scooby: “Rawg, rwere?”
Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/
Not even close. You quoted the Wizard of Oz.
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Sign Bonds!
go suck off your hermaphrodite of a mother.
by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not your brother man.
The paternity tests proved that, okay?
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Not trying to.
I don’t wanna get threat pix messages.
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MAN I'M PUMPED FOR SOME FRANK TV
wait a minute what ads will fox run 40 times an hour?
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I doubt it.
They didn’t last year, from what I remember.
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They need more.
All politics all the time please.
by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Not much time to swing people now.
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Are you referring to a poll that only polled people that voted in 2004?
That is a good poll
LOL
by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I'm referring to the iodicy of trying to swing voters...
in an election with seemingly polar opposite candidates. Especially with like two weeks left.
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I have to wait till next time.
[sobs]
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This thread needs more boss.
It’s the only cure.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
here we go
thank gooooooooodness
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i heard it was frank from FRANK TV
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
No no Nasty Boy Saggs or whoever
OH GOD ANOTHER COMMERCIAL
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
At least the super bowl gets new commercials we get the same recycled shit
although im always down for treehouse of horror
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Schmidt
damn old man rivers
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more commercials
son of a
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More bingo additions.
The Phillies being “experienced”
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
omgz commercials? no wai!
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I haven't returned
my copy of Tropic of Cancer to the library.
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Yes, it's him.
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Frankly I am undecided and require more political ads to help decide if I want
to end the war with John McCain or Sarah Palin as Obama’s VP she makes a real compelling argument for Barack’s plan to lower taxes on those making over 250 thousand.
5 dollar foot loooooong
I'm more interested in the cannidate that called the people that died in the 9/11 attacks fake americans
Big city people are not real americans am i rite.
by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
You can tell by her elitest 150k wardrobe.
by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh, I thought the simpsons ended in 1997
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
AND WE WILL BE BACK WITH THE FIRST PITCH RIGHT AFTER THIS AD FOR 24
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Can this game start sometime tonight?
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weve been here for half an hour waiting for the first pitch :/
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
first ever WS pitch is a strike wooo
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...With BenZo in RF it will be a fun night.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
That was an interesting jump there. Not exactly smooth.
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BenZo!!!!!
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
No but it needs to be.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
that was a strike
what would a Ray game be without a terrible call though?
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Kaz's fastball has great life on it.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
ESPN announcers just fucked up.
Know that the Phillies are NL, and Rays are AL, OK.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
hahahaha did they just bunt?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Utley puts down a bunt?
That’s a huge shift.
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Yes. Otherwise Joe wouldn't do that.
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thats how he makes his living
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Maybe
he meant World of Warcraft?
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i thought the previous pitch was there
a bit low, but there
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can you be more efficient, just once, Kaz?
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Damn Utley!
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good job Kaz
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Or he should have struck him out looking and the umpire blew a call.
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Gameday had it clearly on the plate. It was a good pitch. This is why umpires should not call balls and strikes when we have a machine that doesn't make mistakes.
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Machines
Now that’s exciting. I don’t want to sound like a traditionalist, but jeez, what are players going to do when a machine makes a call they don’t like? Part of what makes baseball fun is the player/umpire arguments.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
Nothing. What is there to argue. It's right.
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Getting calls right 100% of the time >>> grown man cursing at each other.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Because machines would be 100% right
Come on, that’s questionable at best. Especially with something as small as the strikezone.
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Yes, we really do have fans.
There is a margin of error under 2 inches and getting smaller by the year. Leaps and bounds better than any umpire alive.
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Maybe
but something about a robot taking part in baseball is just… weird.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
But an umpire would still be making the call. It would just be relayed from a machine.
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He struck him out looking. Shouldn't have hit it.
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I get my confidence back in him and he does this right away, ugh
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I don't like you Kaz.
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K!
Get ’em right back!
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fuck a blown call away from a great inning
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STFD BURRELL.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
i really like the straight over the pitcher view that fox has
really allows you to see the pitch’s movement. kaz cocked that fastball.
i think Game 5 gave a lot of us confidence back in Kaz
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AKI
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Safe!
Nice run to beat Howard.
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YES.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
one more replay please!!!
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tie the record plz!
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
better be careful here cole
BOSSMAN WILL JACK YOU UP
oh fucking great
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Blech!
Shouldn’t follow that up with a DP.
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BAD BOSS.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
Proof that most of the people at the ALCS weren't regular Rays fans
I didn’t hear one “Ole” chant during a Pena at-bat
by ReasonableDoubt on Oct 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
that inning sucked
after starting off cool
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did kazmir throw any sliders that inning? i know McCarver said he did, but it looked like a changeup.
early note to umps: Phillies aren't from Boston
just letting you know before its too late
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Ugh
This could be going better so far
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shut up about cat walks
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Fuck.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
Mute FOX and listen to ESPN radio.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
less idiot references.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
As bad as they are, they're not TBS
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"Early, Kazmir can get wild"
Also Middle and Late
by ReasonableDoubt on Oct 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
wow
throwing balls or down the middle
thanks for that false hope Kaz!
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more catwalk talk !
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
OK. Price time.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
The title of closer should never be bestowed upon Price.
Price >>>> Closer.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
NO NO NO NO.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
Who's up for E-Jax in the WS?
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sure if we have one of those 13-4 leads
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Fuck
ALCS Game 2 Kaz showed up for this one :(
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they should go into this
in the event that it actually happens
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Victorino almost picked off.
So close.
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great, more bad calls
umps need to stop sucking
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Kaz is throwing it right down the middle
oh joy…
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Why no Gross?
Seriously…WTF?
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lefty
dunno where Rocco is
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OFFENSIVE...MACHINE...
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Just curious
Why do you say this? Zobrist has OPS+ of 118, WPA/LI of .62, Gross has 100 OPS+, WPA of .36
by ChiBurbRaysFan on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
double play plz
Kaz has to once in the while, right?
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throw to 2nd again, Victorino has a huge fucking lead
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You're rattled, not Kaz.
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so um
whos up for Price taking Kaz’s next start?
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Not taking his next start, but coming in NOW.
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Fucking Kazmir
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God fucking damnit, Kaz
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Bases loaded and only 1 out.
Perfect situation . . . for the Phillies.
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take him out now
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Out at the plate!
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
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BOSSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JESUS UPTON
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BOSS!!!!!!!!!
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Acadien, I'm using your pic.

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BJ keeps it at 2
time for our bats and Kaz to be greatful
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Kaz can be grateful by leaving the game.
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just when Kazmir was looking
like Victor Zambrano… B.J. pegs Victorino
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Someone didn't read the scouting reports
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I don't want Kaz out
I want him off the team … tell him to go home.
Yeah...you a fucking idiot
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Longo really wanted to make it 2-1
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Oh, Longoria,
you’ll do better next time.
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This mother fucker needs to be on an ankle monitor during the post-season.
Every time he gets a lap dance, he needs to get hit in the face with a St. Louis slapshot
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"way back when they were called the devil rays"
They were called the Devil Rays last season
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"way back when they were called the Devil Rays"
Yeah…all the way back to last fucking year
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Dan Jennings on B.J. Upton:
“Every night during the spring of 2002, I went to bed praying to the baseball gods that Pittsburgh would take someone else and let B.J. come to us,” Jennings said.
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That was an impressive draft overall.
Upton, Hamels, Kazmir, ect.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
STOP TRYING TO HIT HOME RUNS, GOD DAMNIT
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fuck our fans just pulled a fenway
that wasnt too close to a HR
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Garza's funny.
“Don’t test the gun!”
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wow
we look pathetic
hey, at least its Hamels not Purcey
I just shuddered thinking about those games
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Purcey lead the IL in swinging strikes.
Talbot was second.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
the 2 Purcey ones
nevermind, we gotta get this shit back 2nd time around
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STOP TRYING TO HIT HOME RUNS, GOD DAMNIT
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chicks dig the long ball
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1 more for him or Bossman
and they tie the team mate record, I couldnt pick 2 cooler players either
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oh come the fuck on Kaz
its either a ball or down the middle
stop smoking before the games damnit
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Not long now until
Kazmir leaves the mound.
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stop talking about the Rockies.
(ESPN)
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Best if they do.
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strike Howard out damnit
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Because Howard has an OBP of .323
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
And can't hit a breaking pitch. Period.
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Because Howard sucks against lefties.
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strike him out now
led the league in K’s, he cant hit leftys, dont suck Kaz
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Down goes Howard!
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got him!
now just get that 3rd one plz
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STFD Howard.
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A lot better. Dirty. That are the best 3 sliders I've seen in months.
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HOLY SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU USE YOUR GOD DAMNED SLIDER MORE
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Becuase until those last 3, it hasn't been that good.
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NICE!!!!!!!!!!!
RUNZ NAO PLS
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KAZ
continue that!
and lets go offense
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And Burrell
goes back to the bench.
Runs, please!
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Hamels hasn't looked THAT amazing
we gotta stop trying to hit it 500 feet
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NOW CAN WE PLZ HIT HAMELS
don’t let this long-haired d-bag embarrass us in our house
oh wait he's not longhaired anymore
for some reason he reminds me of jeff weaver
Sooooo...Four Christmases looks bad
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Okay. So Kaz just found it. He is going to pitch into the 7th tonight.
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whats Hamels PC? like 10?
jesus
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OFFENSIVE...MACHINE...
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Joe Morgan is shocked that Rocco isn't playing today.
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If you want someone to hate on, feel free to hate on me. Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious when you know it is!
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Zobrist
gets the ball past Feliz. I like seeing that happen to Feliz.
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omg it left the infield!
come on, Bartlett plz
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walk him
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wtf MVP, that was ball 3
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FO reference in the first game
Holy shit
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come on, get a walk here
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MVP WALK
GET THESE MEN HOME
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5 balls to Barty
COME ON AKI
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Walk!
Keep it rolling.
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Atta boy Barty.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
They still know more than TBS did
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no DP damnit
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Iwamura-san!!!
GO BOSSMAN!!
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bases juiced for....who?
no DP again PLEASE
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Bases loaded for the Bossman!
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Everyday. That's my song.
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I prefer Speedin.
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BJ can hit anyone
might be his biggest test yet, or a close 2nd to Lester
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I thought that was it.
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oh come on BJ
i know you have the eye, that was ball 2
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Now is when you try to hit it 500 feet.
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Damn it!
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great job today BJ, wow
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he was out either way
Maddon wont pull him in the world series
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Crap. He killed that pitch.
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Keep it at two, Kaz
We’ll get to Hamels at some point
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keep this shit at 2
and stop with these annoying DP’s
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shit
everything was up that inning, hopefully its like that the rest of the game
well nice backup from Zobrist
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way to hustle b.j.
just effing r.j.
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Victorino is another one of those pesky fuckers
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Use the subject line please.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
oh come on Kaz
cant you have a good inning?
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k give me a K plz
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Agree
He hasn’t look this good since late May.
I want the triple play anyway!
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I'm very pleased with this Scott Kazmir. Despite the 2 runners, he's pitched well this inning.
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He was really, really unlucky that inning.
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2 bloop singles are not his fault.
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No. Please don't band me, kind and gentle RJ.
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by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Out of respect, I'm going to shut the fuck up now.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah. I understand.
And we’re about to lose Beltre…… :(
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by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Adrian never got booed at SafeCo.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
They seriously booed him at the Trop?
For shame.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
People down here hate Upton.
You’ve got radio hosts who call him a thug and a punk. Yet if you’ve ever talked to B.J. or heard him you talk he’s very soft spoken.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Justin's the punk
after that slide he did in last year’s NLCS.
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I'm sure racism plays some part in that.
Cammy took a few hits like that even in a place like Seattle.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate to bring that into the equation.
Am I wrong?
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by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Some radio host compared Upton to Cameron, saying he'll change teams that often.
Apparently he misses the part where Cameron is a good player.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Just a run.
Stil . . .
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fucking shit
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fire up the predict-a-rally
WHENS IT GONNA HAPPEN?
Great inning Kaz!
Nothing you can do about those two hits.
he does look damn good at some points
come on bats PLEASE
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trade ejax and kaz together in the offseason
Some team will mortgage the farm for them. We would get a monster package in return.
Kaz's value is too low.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
You used the nickname!!!! Yessssss.
Well, Bavasi loved him too. He has plenty of upside.
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by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Do we really want to subject the poor souls of LL
to more torment?
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
They do deserve winning.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
I was just talking EJax
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
Done deal.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
Do you know what we've been through?
Our people have suffered enough.
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by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, Dave Cameron of USSM's happy.
Jason Churchill of Prospect Insider is not too happy.
And Jeff is somewhat happy.
So it’s good.
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by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Usually when J/G/M and Dave are happy it's a factually good move.
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Graham is ecstatic.
Matthew hasn’t said anything about it.
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by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm. . . .
No, sorry.
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Sure,
but I would hope Dealin’ Dan O’Dowd doesn’t make an appearance at the table.
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STOP HACKING
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oh god
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CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Carl Crawford!
On the board!
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CC was gonna keep swinging til he got one
back to 2
keep this shit going, Aybar
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CC!!!!!
WE LOVE YOU.
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you know Hamels has a fucking huge strike zone
I wish we made him work more
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APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AT 1ST BASE AYBAR.
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hey Reid Brignac is in the dugout
….i have nothing to add, just found it cool
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9 pitch inning for Hamels.
Make this guy work.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
Except Philly's bullpen is about as good as Hamels
We’re gonna have to earn this shit
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Reminiscent of watching Morrow pitch.
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by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
True. Have you ever seen Brandon Morrow pitch?
Indie.
by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
you know, it would of worked out for us if the Phillies wasted Werth again this season!
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gotta love the strikes
but no more runs plz
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how many pitches will kaz throw, max?
assuming he pitches well
on that pitch, i cant blame Kaz
Howard normally chases anything
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fuck 3-0 to Howard
come on Kaz….
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SLIDER MAKE HIM CHASE
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
oh no not the foul balls again
K him plz
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jesus
get Burrell, please
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well he's no
Jose Reyes…. Zinger Melt!
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fuck that late call shit
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Navi, Zobrist, Bartlett in the 5th
hit it like the 2nd
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SLIDER PLEASE
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
he just did
but it wasnt called….
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Oh, come the fuck on, ump
Cannons... fire them.
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wow the PC was looking good before
i cant take this fucking umpires
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I wanna tear off Ruiz's leg
and beat him with it
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THANKS FOX.
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