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World Series Game One: Phillies @ Rays

Philadelphia Phillies at Tampa Bay Rays, Oct 22, 2008 8:35 PM EDT


Dear Scott Kazmir,

        Throw your slider tonight, please.

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Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Zobrist?

What the fuck mang.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RaysBB seems to be dead.

Lay off the stadium, Iwamura

by Orlando Rays on Oct 22, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

D'oh

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Oct 22, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha, all you counters got your posts hide-ed.

Also, Zobrist? Seriously?

If Zob and Price are in the game at the same time, whose Jesus power do the Rays feed off of?

by kericr on Oct 22, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MVP: Garza

He’s going to do something wacky to inspire the team to play better. My best guess is a hot-foot to Longo.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 22, 2008 4:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whats with the Zobrist thing?

Has the lineup been posted anywhere?

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Iwamura, 2b
Upton, cf
Pena, 1b
Longoria, 3b
Crawford, lf
Aybar, dh
Navarro, c
Zobrist, rf
Bartlett, ss

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck is that

Rocco should be in RF or maybe Nando, Zobrist will just suck it up again

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

does Cole Hamels need thommy john?

cuz if he does, maybe BenZo can get 1 off him

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Joe likes that he is a switch hitter

Hamels has reverse-platoon numbers. We may see a few of our switch hitters bat lefty against him. If that is the case me want Nando.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 22, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my bad twenty you covered this much better below

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 22, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nando's best chance to start was tonight.

In Philly Maddon will almost definitely hold him as as pinch runner.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait what

on the espn bottom line it said baldelli in rf. wonder what happened

by dropkicknu on Oct 22, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope so

I thought he always plays against the lefties

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lost?

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 22, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Phillies were at Dodger Stadium

You don’t celebrate quite that strongly in front of the opposing crowd.

Unless your Papeldouche and Co.

Lay off the stadium, Iwamura

by Orlando Rays on Oct 22, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great minds think alike

Joe and i

Zo in RF

Gross “grabbing some pine”

by sternfan1 on Oct 22, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Game 1 Drinking game

1 shot if:

- References to catwalks
- References to astroturf
- McCarver butchers a player’s name
- A guest commentator comes in the booth for an inning and gives more insight than Joe and Tim do the entire game
- Credits to Chuck Lamar
- Lauds to Joe Maddon for benching BJ Upton for being lazy
- Complaints about attendance during the season

Take a sip if:

- Joe Buck calls an exciting play extremely flat, like nothing happened
- McCarver tells a story that has no relation to the game whatsoever
- Tim McCarver laughs at his own joke
- References to “Big Game James”
- Buck makes a comment condescending towards fans watching the game

This is guaranteed to get you drunk, even if you do it with beer.

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Oct 22, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I must go out and get the alcohol.

This will be fun.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss Joe and Dwayne

They know this team and the player’s nicknames.

who the hell is “Big Game James?”

9=1

by mrichardkent on Oct 22, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i ran the numbers in my head

if i follow this game, i would have to drink about 78 shots.

by Roc on Oct 22, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw RJ, tip of the hat to you

on the story you did a couple weeks ago on Baldelli and his slider

You turned out to be very prophetic

I did commend you via e-mail while i was in jail

by sternfan1 on Oct 22, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Baldelli has a slider?

I wanna know about this “slider” of his.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BenZo it is.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm bored

someone fast forward to 8 plz

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how im surprised that rocco isnt even available to DH tonight

the red sox had a 9 game elimination win streak, but matt garza was too busy rocking out to tupac to notice

by RaysOfHope on Oct 22, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I far from understand the way Maddon thinks (I'm not that smart)

but if I had to guess, the reason Rocco isn’t in the line-up is the way he struggled with Lester’s change-up and Hamels’ change up is better than Lester’s.

by Dbullsfan on Oct 22, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been wondering this for a week now

I doubt/hope (knock on wood) Balfour didn’t forget how to pitch, Boston just had his number.

I am still extremely confident in Balfour, Howell, Bradford, and Price.
and pretty confident in Wheeler, Jackson, and Miller.

by Dbullsfan on Oct 22, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BEGIN! BEGIN!

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 22, 2008 6:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Enjoy the World Series, Rays fans!

How special is this?
Wishing you all good luck and hope it is good baseball and great series.
Especially to my friends webdoyenne and Patrick and Tom, great baseball fans and
true Rays fans…have a blast at the games!
Lots of A’s fans cheering right along with you.
GO RAYS!

"And sometimes, when it seems like all hope is gone, Life tosses you a special gift of a baseball game" . 7/10/08 BaseBallGirl headline

by LongTimeFan on Oct 22, 2008 6:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I took tylenol pm cuz I had a headache and now I'm really tired.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 6:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

um, this

my head was pounding, took the tyleonal and now I keep yawning, I need the game to start

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

caffeine it is

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caffeine or alcohol.

Your best friends.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So.

http://www.wagrankings.com/hottest_wags/phillies_wives_girlfriends/

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamels and Zobrist have hot wives

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hamels wife is old.

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on Oct 22, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a night that will be remembered for all time

CAN I HAZ 4 MOAR WINZ AND A PRETTY TROPHY?!?!

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 6:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets go out and do this boys 108 outs away

Lets take a quarter off that tonight and beat their best.

Peace I’m outta here.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 22, 2008 7:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He [Zobrist] said he played right field against the Rangers once during the regular season, and in his recollection, he played three innings in spring training against the Phillies.

this doesn’t seem like a good time to experiment.

by walkoffwalk on Oct 22, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want Rocco in RF with Fernie in the last 2 or 3 innings

but I mean can we question Maddon? He made so many genius moves and got the RAYS to friggin World Series.

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that being said

If Zobrist gets the call for RF, then I REALLY hope Fernie comes in like the 7th inning

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

game 5 yes, game 7, he was a genius

and he got us to the WS so you can’t argue with wins

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Friedman, Maddon, the players

and the GRIT

all got us here

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Groovenians was worse.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

translation

Death to tampa area philly fans!

by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fantastic

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So yeah, Hamels is supposed to beat us

Lets go ahead and pull a Lester on him

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LET DO IT WOO!

But first, patriotism.

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stfu mccain

Girls dig the B.J

by raysbball on Oct 22, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok im officialy into it big time

This is amazing

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

VeloRapper

Buc 'Em Your SBNation Tampa Bay Bucs Blog where Dull Boys are not allowed!!

by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

disregard the turd

hanging from his hindquarters

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Deadspin is awesome.

I’ll add one though.

David Price: Closer of the Future.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

catwalk mention!

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think the bingo needs one more row of squares.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rockies
Evan/Eva
Price=closer
Repeated talk of past

Do I have enough?

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get ready to hate

Shane Victorino

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and

Pedro Feliz

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

and tomorrow it shall repeat

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SRQ is at every game.

Ran into Nando/Brignac at the Bolts game last night too.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FEEL THE HEAT PHILLIES!!

You guys have no idea how many Phillies fans there were in Boston “suddenly” this morning!

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Zobrist in lineup a suprise

Rocco must be feeling winded from game 7

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't look

as if any of my readers at Purple Row want to discuss the game, so do you mind if I join in?

"Never Surrender Dreams" - Inscription on J. Michael Straczynski's bench

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sweet jebus

the backstreet boys, ha… get on with it can we

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No thanks. Ill brb pooping

Not going to listen to the fag boys.

by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO NO NO NO .

Even Rick Ross would be better.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gah.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This would be booed in Philly.

They are animals and I hope we destroy them.

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

this is godawful. GET THEM OFF

by EpicZeRo on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is disturbing

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK. Drinking time.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That dude on the right

looks like he deserves a swift punch to the face

by EpicZeRo on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the longest rendition EVER

fuck me

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lesser of two evils

Backdoor Boys or the Jonas Brothers

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It was fine.

Now.

RAYS PLAY IN THE WORLD SERIES!!!

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it was totally unfit for a baseball game

but it would work at a little kids birthday party or something

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't want to subject little kids.

to that kind of torment.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You want real torment?

FOX is doing it to us with this LONG pregame bs

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The national anthem before baseball games is a dumb tradition anyways

If my great grandfather didn’t do it when he played ball after the spanish american war, then why do it now.

by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WANT FIRST PITCH NOW.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

right frickin now

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It can go to the moon, it just must land foul.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Stupid LA, no one cares about your inability to come home before happy hour ends.

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, y'all. Good luck tonight.

Even though I’m rooting for the Phillies, I hope y’all put up a good fight though, cause I don’t want to be tempted to laugh in the faces of Rays’ fans.

Oh, and RJ, how do like my sig?

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Die in a fire.

I’ve used that line a lot this week.

by ReasonableDoubt on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go fuck yourself.

Should be easy with no Sox to watch.

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But free tacos?

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing SRQ isn't here to ban me

You can go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.

by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What horse?

The Sox didn’t deserve to win that series. We’ll get you next year.

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, what?

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I may be an idiot.

Oh, Scooby Doo reference. Cool.

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Villian always says "I'll get you next time...

and your little dog, too!"
Scooby: “Rawg, rwere?”

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Late

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on Oct 22, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not your brother man.

The paternity tests proved that, okay?

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not trying to.

I don’t wanna get threat pix messages.

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MAN I'M PUMPED FOR SOME FRANK TV

wait a minute what ads will fox run 40 times an hour?

5 dollar foot loooooong

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I doubt it.

They didn’t last year, from what I remember.

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish they would ban all

Political ads in the World Series

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They need more.

All politics all the time please.

by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No thanks

I’m even a BO supporter and I wish he would chill a bit.

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Not much time to swing people now.

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm referring to the iodicy of trying to swing voters...

in an election with seemingly polar opposite candidates. Especially with like two weeks left.

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to wait till next time.

[sobs]

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Oct 22, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thread needs more boss.

It’s the only cure.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear lord

LET’S GO!!!!!!!

by EpicZeRo on Oct 22, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

here we go

thank gooooooooodness

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Schmidt

damn old man rivers

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

let uncle cliff

do it

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

more commercials

son of a

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More bingo additions.

The Phillies being “experienced”

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

omgz commercials? no wai!

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I haven't returned

my copy of Tropic of Cancer to the library.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, it's him.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frankly I am undecided and require more political ads to help decide if I want

to end the war with John McCain or Sarah Palin as Obama’s VP she makes a real compelling argument for Barack’s plan to lower taxes on those making over 250 thousand.

5 dollar foot loooooong

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sarah Palin is Obama's VP??

Why did the hell I voted for Obama now, I guess she is a inside job!!

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Backstreet Boys perform longest ever National Anthem

Well, maybe it wasn’t. But it kind of felt that way. An initital round of cheers were overpowered by boos when the group was announced. All cheers though by the end.

-heater blog.

by walkoffwalk on Oct 22, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh, I thought the simpsons ended in 1997

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can this game start sometime tonight?

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Phuck the Phillies

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG A STRIKE

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

first ever WS pitch is a strike wooo

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BenZo!!!!!

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No but it needs to be.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a strike

what would a Ray game be without a terrible call though?

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kaz's fastball has great life on it.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ESPN announcers just fucked up.

Know that the Phillies are NL, and Rays are AL, OK.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha did they just bunt?

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Utley puts down a bunt?

That’s a huge shift.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thats how he makes his living

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WoW

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

he meant World of Warcraft?

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought the previous pitch was there

a bit low, but there

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can you be more efficient, just once, Kaz?

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn Utley!

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good job Kaz

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kaz just sucks this year

Ridiculous.

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by killa3312 on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It was borderline

Certainly not a slam dunk.

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by killa3312 on Oct 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Machines

Now that’s exciting. I don’t want to sound like a traditionalist, but jeez, what are players going to do when a machine makes a call they don’t like? Part of what makes baseball fun is the player/umpire arguments.

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by killa3312 on Oct 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Can’t be fastball only against these guys

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get my confidence back in him and he does this right away, ugh

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't like you Kaz.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kid K. :(

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kid K.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

K!

Get ’em right back!

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck a blown call away from a great inning

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD BURRELL.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i really like the straight over the pitcher view that fox has

really allows you to see the pitch’s movement. kaz cocked that fastball.

by ZBW on Oct 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not really

Kazmir sucks early in games

by atlantaray on Oct 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think Game 5 gave a lot of us confidence back in Kaz

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think besides that homer

his stuff looked good. I’ll chalk it up to jitters.

by atlantaray on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that looks painful

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AHAHAHA CARL

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 22, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

OH WOW

5 dollar foot loooooong

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aki!!!!!!!!

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AKI

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Safe!

Nice run to beat Howard.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES AKI

WELCOME TO THE AL, HOWARD

by ZBW on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jacobs is the man

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1 fielder

In 2008.

He led the league in 2005 I believe.

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hes in there for his offense

he just isn’t very smooth at first, but his home runs make up for it

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree he's in for his offense.

I strongly disagree that he’s sucky defensively. He’s solid.

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

one more replay please!!!

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tie the record plz!

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I AM NEW HERE

BECAUSE RAYSBB IS DEAD ;(

by yeseggs on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was not so awesome

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh

well that was lame.

by EpicZeRo on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...that sucked

5 dollar foot loooooong

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh fucking great

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Blech!

Shouldn’t follow that up with a DP.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BAD BOSS.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuuuuck.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Great mental approach"

Now how in the world would they know?

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Producers.

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that inning sucked

after starting off cool

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

also, carlos has looked impatient of late. hasn’t been his usual work-a-full-count self imho.

by yeseggs on Oct 22, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

early note to umps: Phillies aren't from Boston

just letting you know before its too late

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it does

personally, i hate the guy

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

This could be going better so far

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shut up about cat walks

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mute FOX and listen to ESPN radio.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

less idiot references.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As bad as they are, they're not TBS

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so true

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone remember when

Kazmir was wearing sleeves in the Trop??

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

throwing balls or down the middle

thanks for that false hope Kaz!

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

more catwalk talk !

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK. Price time.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The title of closer should never be bestowed upon Price.

Price >>>> Closer.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO NO NO NO.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's up for E-Jax in the WS?

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure if we have one of those 13-4 leads

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

ALCS Game 2 Kaz showed up for this one :(

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You have to have really bad command

to walk Feliz.

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by killa3312 on Oct 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they should go into this

in the event that it actually happens

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Victorino almost picked off.

So close.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He was

The ump just fails

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

great, more bad calls

umps need to stop sucking

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kaz is throwing it right down the middle

oh joy…

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why no Gross?

Seriously…WTF?

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

but Rocco…

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lefty

dunno where Rocco is

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

must be fatigued

I can’t think of any other reason

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhhhhh

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OFFENSIVE...MACHINE...

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just curious

Why do you say this? Zobrist has OPS+ of 118, WPA/LI of .62, Gross has 100 OPS+, WPA of .36

by ChiBurbRaysFan on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too...

I thought it on the Rollins fly ball and I thought it again just now

by EpicZeRo on Oct 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

double play plz

Kaz has to once in the while, right?

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

throw to 2nd again, Victorino has a huge fucking lead

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so um

whos up for Price taking Kaz’s next start?

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not taking his next start, but coming in NOW.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

Kaz is done

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Kazmir

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

God fucking damnit, Kaz

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded and only 1 out.

Perfect situation . . . for the Phillies.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

take him out now

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

BITCH!

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was

glorious

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Out at the plate!

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOSSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JESUS UPTON

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOSS!!!!!!!!!

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

PHAIL

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Acadien, I'm using your pic.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

BJ keeps it at 2

time for our bats and Kaz to be greatful

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kaz can be grateful by leaving the game.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bossman Juniors!

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just when Kazmir was looking

like Victor Zambrano… B.J. pegs Victorino

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

now now

lets say things we cant take back

the reason Kaz frustrates us is because he actually has a chance to be good

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please don't let Kaz

take the mound again.

by Gator80 on Oct 22, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone didn't read the scouting reports

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't want Kaz out

I want him off the team … tell him to go home.

by Gator80 on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaaa

good onez

by Roc on Oct 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...you a fucking idiot

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

trade him

back to the mets?

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RUNZ NAO

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Longo really wanted to make it 2-1

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Longoria,

you’ll do better next time.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This mother fucker needs to be on an ankle monitor during the post-season.

Every time he gets a lap dance, he needs to get hit in the face with a St. Louis slapshot

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LMFAO.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"way back when they were called the devil rays"

They were called the Devil Rays last season

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"way back when they were called the Devil Rays"

Yeah…all the way back to last fucking year

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dan Jennings on B.J. Upton:

“Every night during the spring of 2002, I went to bed praying to the baseball gods that Pittsburgh would take someone else and let B.J. come to us,” Jennings said.

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on Oct 22, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

STOP TRYING TO HIT HOME RUNS, GOD DAMNIT

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck our fans just pulled a fenway

that wasnt too close to a HR

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha Garza.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Garza's funny.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamels is dealing

Gonna have to keep it 2-0

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

we look pathetic

hey, at least its Hamels not Purcey

I just shuddered thinking about those games

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the 2 Purcey ones

nevermind, we gotta get this shit back 2nd time around

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

STOP TRYING TO HIT HOME RUNS, GOD DAMNIT

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

chicks dig the long ball

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

longo*

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 more for him or Bossman

and they tie the team mate record, I couldnt pick 2 cooler players either

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs