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World Series Game One: Phillies @ Rays

Philadelphia Phillies at Tampa Bay Rays, Oct 22, 2008 8:35 PM EDT


Dear Scott Kazmir,

        Throw your slider tonight, please.

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Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha ha, all you counters got your posts hide-ed.

Also, Zobrist? Seriously?

If Zob and Price are in the game at the same time, whose Jesus power do the Rays feed off of?

by kericr on Oct 22, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

MVP: Garza

He’s going to do something wacky to inspire the team to play better. My best guess is a hot-foot to Longo.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 22, 2008 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Whats with the Zobrist thing?

Has the lineup been posted anywhere?

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

Iwamura, 2b
Upton, cf
Pena, 1b
Longoria, 3b
Crawford, lf
Aybar, dh
Navarro, c
Zobrist, rf
Bartlett, ss

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the fuck is that

Rocco should be in RF or maybe Nando, Zobrist will just suck it up again

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

does Cole Hamels need thommy john?

cuz if he does, maybe BenZo can get 1 off him

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Joe likes that he is a switch hitter

Hamels has reverse-platoon numbers. We may see a few of our switch hitters bat lefty against him. If that is the case me want Nando.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 22, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bad twenty you covered this much better below

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 22, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nando's best chance to start was tonight.

In Philly Maddon will almost definitely hold him as as pinch runner.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait what

on the espn bottom line it said baldelli in rf. wonder what happened

by dropkicknu on Oct 22, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope so

I thought he always plays against the lefties

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Phillies were at Dodger Stadium

You don’t celebrate quite that strongly in front of the opposing crowd.

Unless your Papeldouche and Co.

Lay off the stadium, Iwamura

by Orlando Rays on Oct 22, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great minds think alike

Joe and i

Zo in RF

Gross “grabbing some pine”

by sternfan1 on Oct 22, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Game 1 Drinking game

1 shot if:

- References to catwalks
- References to astroturf
- McCarver butchers a player’s name
- A guest commentator comes in the booth for an inning and gives more insight than Joe and Tim do the entire game
- Credits to Chuck Lamar
- Lauds to Joe Maddon for benching BJ Upton for being lazy
- Complaints about attendance during the season

Take a sip if:

- Joe Buck calls an exciting play extremely flat, like nothing happened
- McCarver tells a story that has no relation to the game whatsoever
- Tim McCarver laughs at his own joke
- References to “Big Game James”
- Buck makes a comment condescending towards fans watching the game

This is guaranteed to get you drunk, even if you do it with beer.

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Oct 22, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I must go out and get the alcohol.

This will be fun.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss Joe and Dwayne

They know this team and the player’s nicknames.

who the hell is “Big Game James?”

9=1

by mrichardkent on Oct 22, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i ran the numbers in my head

if i follow this game, i would have to drink about 78 shots.

by Roc on Oct 22, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw RJ, tip of the hat to you

on the story you did a couple weeks ago on Baldelli and his slider

You turned out to be very prophetic

I did commend you via e-mail while i was in jail

by sternfan1 on Oct 22, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Baldelli has a slider?

I wanna know about this “slider” of his.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BenZo it is.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm bored

someone fast forward to 8 plz

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

how im surprised that rocco isnt even available to DH tonight

the red sox had a 9 game elimination win streak, but matt garza was too busy rocking out to tupac to notice

by RaysOfHope on Oct 22, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I far from understand the way Maddon thinks (I'm not that smart)

but if I had to guess, the reason Rocco isn’t in the line-up is the way he struggled with Lester’s change-up and Hamels’ change up is better than Lester’s.

by Dbullsfan on Oct 22, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been wondering this for a week now

I doubt/hope (knock on wood) Balfour didn’t forget how to pitch, Boston just had his number.

I am still extremely confident in Balfour, Howell, Bradford, and Price.
and pretty confident in Wheeler, Jackson, and Miller.

by Dbullsfan on Oct 22, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEGIN! BEGIN!

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 22, 2008 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Enjoy the World Series, Rays fans!

How special is this?
Wishing you all good luck and hope it is good baseball and great series.
Especially to my friends webdoyenne and Patrick and Tom, great baseball fans and
true Rays fans…have a blast at the games!
Lots of A’s fans cheering right along with you.
GO RAYS!

"And sometimes, when it seems like all hope is gone, Life tosses you a special gift of a baseball game" . 7/10/08 BaseBallGirl headline

by LongTimeFan on Oct 22, 2008 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I took tylenol pm cuz I had a headache and now I'm really tired.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

um, this

my head was pounding, took the tyleonal and now I keep yawning, I need the game to start

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

caffeine it is

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caffeine or alcohol.

Your best friends.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

So.

http://www.wagrankings.com/hottest_wags/phillies_wives_girlfriends/

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamels and Zobrist have hot wives

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a night that will be remembered for all time

CAN I HAZ 4 MOAR WINZ AND A PRETTY TROPHY?!?!

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets go out and do this boys 108 outs away

Lets take a quarter off that tonight and beat their best.

Peace I’m outta here.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 22, 2008 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

He [Zobrist] said he played right field against the Rangers once during the regular season, and in his recollection, he played three innings in spring training against the Phillies.

this doesn’t seem like a good time to experiment.

by walkoffwalk on Oct 22, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want Rocco in RF with Fernie in the last 2 or 3 innings

but I mean can we question Maddon? He made so many genius moves and got the RAYS to friggin World Series.

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that being said

If Zobrist gets the call for RF, then I REALLY hope Fernie comes in like the 7th inning

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

game 5 yes, game 7, he was a genius

and he got us to the WS so you can’t argue with wins

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

So yeah, Hamels is supposed to beat us

Lets go ahead and pull a Lester on him

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

ok im officialy into it big time

This is amazing

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

VeloRapper

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

disregard the turd

hanging from his hindquarters

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

catwalk mention!

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the bingo needs one more row of squares.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rockies
Evan/Eva
Price=closer
Repeated talk of past

Do I have enough?

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get ready to hate

Shane Victorino

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

and

Pedro Feliz

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

and tomorrow it shall repeat

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

FEEL THE HEAT PHILLIES!!

You guys have no idea how many Phillies fans there were in Boston “suddenly” this morning!

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Zobrist in lineup a suprise

Rocco must be feeling winded from game 7

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't look

as if any of my readers at Purple Row want to discuss the game, so do you mind if I join in?

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet jebus

the backstreet boys, ha… get on with it can we

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

NO NO NO NO .

Even Rick Ross would be better.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gah.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

This would be booed in Philly.

They are animals and I hope we destroy them.

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

this is godawful. GET THEM OFF

by EpicZeRo on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

this is disturbing

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

OK. Drinking time.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That dude on the right

looks like he deserves a swift punch to the face

by EpicZeRo on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

the longest rendition EVER

fuck me

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Lesser of two evils

Backdoor Boys or the Jonas Brothers

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It was fine.

Now.

RAYS PLAY IN THE WORLD SERIES!!!

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

it was totally unfit for a baseball game

but it would work at a little kids birthday party or something

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want to subject little kids.

to that kind of torment.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You want real torment?

FOX is doing it to us with this LONG pregame bs

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The national anthem before baseball games is a dumb tradition anyways

If my great grandfather didn’t do it when he played ball after the spanish american war, then why do it now.

by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I WANT FIRST PITCH NOW.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

It can go to the moon, it just must land foul.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Stupid LA, no one cares about your inability to come home before happy hour ends.

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, y'all. Good luck tonight.

Even though I’m rooting for the Phillies, I hope y’all put up a good fight though, cause I don’t want to be tempted to laugh in the faces of Rays’ fans.

Oh, and RJ, how do like my sig?

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Die in a fire.

I’ve used that line a lot this week.

by ReasonableDoubt on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go fuck yourself.

Should be easy with no Sox to watch.

by plasticman on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

But free tacos?

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing SRQ isn't here to ban me

You can go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.

by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What horse?

The Sox didn’t deserve to win that series. We’ll get you next year.

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may be an idiot.

Oh, Scooby Doo reference. Cool.

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Villian always says "I'll get you next time...

and your little dog, too!"
Scooby: “Rawg, rwere?”

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not your brother man.

The paternity tests proved that, okay?

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not trying to.

I don’t wanna get threat pix messages.

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAN I'M PUMPED FOR SOME FRANK TV

wait a minute what ads will fox run 40 times an hour?

5 dollar foot loooooong

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I doubt it.

They didn’t last year, from what I remember.

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They need more.

All politics all the time please.

by putupyourDUKES on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

No thanks

I’m even a BO supporter and I wish he would chill a bit.

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Not much time to swing people now.

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I'm referring to the iodicy of trying to swing voters...

in an election with seemingly polar opposite candidates. Especially with like two weeks left.

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to wait till next time.

[sobs]

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by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This thread needs more boss.

It’s the only cure.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go

thank gooooooooodness

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Schmidt

damn old man rivers

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

let uncle cliff

do it

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

more commercials

son of a

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

More bingo additions.

The Phillies being “experienced”

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

omgz commercials? no wai!

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Frankly I am undecided and require more political ads to help decide if I want

to end the war with John McCain or Sarah Palin as Obama’s VP she makes a real compelling argument for Barack’s plan to lower taxes on those making over 250 thousand.

5 dollar foot loooooong

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Sarah Palin is Obama's VP??

Why did the hell I voted for Obama now, I guess she is a inside job!!

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Backstreet Boys perform longest ever National Anthem

Well, maybe it wasn’t. But it kind of felt that way. An initital round of cheers were overpowered by boos when the group was announced. All cheers though by the end.

-heater blog.

by walkoffwalk on Oct 22, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh, I thought the simpsons ended in 1997

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Can this game start sometime tonight?

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Phuck the Phillies

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG A STRIKE

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

first ever WS pitch is a strike wooo

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

BenZo!!!!!

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

No but it needs to be.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a strike

what would a Ray game be without a terrible call though?

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Kaz's fastball has great life on it.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

ESPN announcers just fucked up.

Know that the Phillies are NL, and Rays are AL, OK.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha did they just bunt?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Utley puts down a bunt?

That’s a huge shift.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

WoW

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

he meant World of Warcraft?

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought the previous pitch was there

a bit low, but there

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you be more efficient, just once, Kaz?

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Utley!

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

good job Kaz

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Kaz just sucks this year

Ridiculous.

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by killa3312 on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It was borderline

Certainly not a slam dunk.

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by killa3312 on Oct 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Machines

Now that’s exciting. I don’t want to sound like a traditionalist, but jeez, what are players going to do when a machine makes a call they don’t like? Part of what makes baseball fun is the player/umpire arguments.

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by killa3312 on Oct 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get my confidence back in him and he does this right away, ugh

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't like you Kaz.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Kid K. :(

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Kid K.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

K!

Get ’em right back!

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck a blown call away from a great inning

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

STFD BURRELL.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

i really like the straight over the pitcher view that fox has

really allows you to see the pitch’s movement. kaz cocked that fastball.

by ZBW on Oct 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

that looks painful

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

OH WOW

5 dollar foot loooooong

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Aki!!!!!!!!

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

AKI

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Safe!

Nice run to beat Howard.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

YES AKI

WELCOME TO THE AL, HOWARD

by ZBW on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Jacobs is the man

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 fielder

In 2008.

He led the league in 2005 I believe.

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes in there for his offense

he just isn’t very smooth at first, but his home runs make up for it

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree he's in for his offense.

I strongly disagree that he’s sucky defensively. He’s solid.

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

one more replay please!!!

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

tie the record plz!

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I AM NEW HERE

BECAUSE RAYSBB IS DEAD ;(

by yeseggs on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

that was not so awesome

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

oh

well that was lame.

by EpicZeRo on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

oh fucking great

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Blech!

Shouldn’t follow that up with a DP.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

BAD BOSS.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuuuuck.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

"Great mental approach"

Now how in the world would they know?

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Producers.

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

that inning sucked

after starting off cool

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

also, carlos has looked impatient of late. hasn’t been his usual work-a-full-count self imho.

by yeseggs on Oct 22, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

early note to umps: Phillies aren't from Boston

just letting you know before its too late

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

it does

personally, i hate the guy

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

This could be going better so far

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

shut up about cat walks

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Mute FOX and listen to ESPN radio.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

less idiot references.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

As bad as they are, they're not TBS

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

so true

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone remember when

Kazmir was wearing sleeves in the Trop??

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

throwing balls or down the middle

thanks for that false hope Kaz!

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

more catwalk talk !

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

OK. Price time.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

NO NO NO NO.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's up for E-Jax in the WS?

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure if we have one of those 13-4 leads

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck

ALCS Game 2 Kaz showed up for this one :(

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

You have to have really bad command

to walk Feliz.

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by killa3312 on Oct 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

they should go into this

in the event that it actually happens

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Victorino almost picked off.

So close.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

He was

The ump just fails

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

great, more bad calls

umps need to stop sucking

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Kaz is throwing it right down the middle

oh joy…

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Why no Gross?

Seriously…WTF?

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lefty

dunno where Rocco is

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

must be fatigued

I can’t think of any other reason

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too...

I thought it on the Rollins fly ball and I thought it again just now

by EpicZeRo on Oct 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

double play plz

Kaz has to once in the while, right?

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

throw to 2nd again, Victorino has a huge fucking lead

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

so um

whos up for Price taking Kaz’s next start?

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Not taking his next start, but coming in NOW.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking Kazmir

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

God fucking damnit, Kaz

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded and only 1 out.

Perfect situation . . . for the Phillies.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

take him out now

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

BITCH!

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

that was

glorious

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Out at the plate!

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

BOSSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

JESUS UPTON

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

BOSS!!!!!!!!!

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

PHAIL

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Acadien, I'm using your pic.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

BJ keeps it at 2

time for our bats and Kaz to be greatful

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Kaz can be grateful by leaving the game.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

just when Kazmir was looking

like Victor Zambrano… B.J. pegs Victorino

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

now now

lets say things we cant take back

the reason Kaz frustrates us is because he actually has a chance to be good

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want Kaz out

I want him off the team … tell him to go home.

by Gator80 on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah...you a fucking idiot

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

trade him

back to the mets?

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

RUNZ NAO

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Longo really wanted to make it 2-1

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Longoria,

you’ll do better next time.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

This mother fucker needs to be on an ankle monitor during the post-season.

Every time he gets a lap dance, he needs to get hit in the face with a St. Louis slapshot

by ReasonableDoubt on Oct 22, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMFAO.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

"way back when they were called the devil rays"

They were called the Devil Rays last season

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

"way back when they were called the Devil Rays"

Yeah…all the way back to last fucking year

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan Jennings on B.J. Upton:

“Every night during the spring of 2002, I went to bed praying to the baseball gods that Pittsburgh would take someone else and let B.J. come to us,” Jennings said.

Tools Whore

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by Tyler on Oct 22, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP TRYING TO HIT HOME RUNS, GOD DAMNIT

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck our fans just pulled a fenway

that wasnt too close to a HR

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha Garza.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Garza's funny.

“Don’t test the gun!”

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

we look pathetic

hey, at least its Hamels not Purcey

I just shuddered thinking about those games

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

the 2 Purcey ones

nevermind, we gotta get this shit back 2nd time around

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP TRYING TO HIT HOME RUNS, GOD DAMNIT

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

chicks dig the long ball

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

longo*

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 more for him or Bossman

and they tie the team mate record, I couldnt pick 2 cooler players either

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh come the fuck on Kaz

its either a ball or down the middle

stop smoking before the games damnit

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Not long now until

Kazmir leaves the mound.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Get it together, Kaz

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

stop talking about the Rockies.

(ESPN)

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Best if they do.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

strike Howard out damnit

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY NOT IBB WITH 1 OUT

by yeseggs on Oct 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Because Howard has an OBP of .323

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Howard sucks against lefties.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

strike him out now

led the league in K’s, he cant hit leftys, dont suck Kaz

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

got him

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

He went.

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice slider

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Down goes Howard!

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

got him!

now just get that 3rd one plz

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE K

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

STFD Howard.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

But can he get it?

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Questioned answered

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

RUNZ NAO PLS

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

KAZ

continue that!

and lets go offense

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

And Burrell

goes back to the bench.

Runs, please!

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamels hasn't looked THAT amazing

we gotta stop trying to hit it 500 feet

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOW CAN WE PLZ HIT HAMELS

don’t let this long-haired d-bag embarrass us in our house

by yeseggs on Oct 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

whats Hamels PC? like 10?

jesus

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

OFFENSIVE...MACHINE...

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Morgan is shocked that Rocco isn't playing today.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Zobrist

gets the ball past Feliz. I like seeing that happen to Feliz.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhh, Zobrist

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

omg it left the infield!

come on, Bartlett plz

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

walk him

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf MVP, that was ball 3

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

FO reference in the first game

Holy shit

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

come on, get a walk here

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

MVP WALK

GET THESE MEN HOME

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

5 balls to Barty

COME ON AKI

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk!

Keep it rolling.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Atta boy Barty.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Well FOX

has to to introduce the Rays since Joe Buck don’t know squat about them

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

They still know more than TBS did

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

no DP damnit

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yes plz!

Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.

by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I can't figure out what

Aki is trying to do out there at the plate

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

nah

just can’t figure out what Aki’s approach is

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

fisted it!!!

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Iwamura-san!!!

GO BOSSMAN!!

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

AKI! COME ON BOSS!

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

bases juiced for....who?

no DP again PLEASE

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded for the Bossman!

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BJ can hit anyone

might be his biggest test yet, or a close 2nd to Lester

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

oh come on BJ

i know you have the eye, that was ball 2

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Now is when you try to hit it 500 feet.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it!

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

dern

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

great job today BJ, wow

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

way to fucking hustle to first

by yeseggs on Oct 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

he was out either way

Maddon wont pull him in the world series

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

NNNNNOOOOOOOOO

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

At least

we’re starting to get on base

by atlantaray on Oct 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep it at two, Kaz

We’ll get to Hamels at some point

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

keep this shit at 2

and stop with these annoying DP’s

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

everything was up that inning, hopefully its like that the rest of the game

by Schmidt on Oct 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

well nice backup from Zobrist

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

JFC Beej

C’mon man

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

way to hustle b.j.

just effing r.j.

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

oh no

Big BELT woulda caught that and then bruised his thigh

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victorino is another one of those pesky fuckers

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m already sick to death of the fucking phillies

by yeseggs on Oct 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Use the subject line please.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are hideous

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This sucks

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

oh come on Kaz

cant you have a good inning?

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

i’d give anything to here Morgie right now

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUUUUCK.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

k give me a K plz

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

C’mon Kaz

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhhh...1 out dude

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want the triple play anyway!

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

that pitch was sick

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks

r.j. for pointing that out and rubbing it in

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah. I understand.

And we’re about to lose Beltre…… :(

Indie.

by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

People down here hate Upton.

You’ve got radio hosts who call him a thug and a punk. Yet if you’ve ever talked to B.J. or heard him you talk he’s very soft spoken.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Justin's the punk

after that slide he did in last year’s NLCS.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure racism plays some part in that.

Cammy took a few hits like that even in a place like Seattle.

Indie.

by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Just a run.

Stil . . .

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking shit

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Kid KKKK.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

SCORE RUNZ GOD DAMNIT

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Great inning Kaz!

Nothing you can do about those two hits.

by ClemsonRay on Oct 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

he does look damn good at some points

come on bats PLEASE

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

trade ejax and kaz together in the offseason

Some team will mortgage the farm for them. We would get a monster package in return.

by atlantaray on Oct 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Kaz's value is too low.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You used the nickname!!!! Yessssss.

Well, Bavasi loved him too. He has plenty of upside.

Indie.

by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we really want to subject the poor souls of LL

to more torment?

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

They do deserve winning.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just talking EJax

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. . . .

No, sorry.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure,

but I would hope Dealin’ Dan O’Dowd doesn’t make an appearance at the table.

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

God damnit, C-Los

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP HACKING

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

oh god

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

CARL!!!!!!!!!

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Crawford!

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

thankfully

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by JScott on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Carl Crawford!

On the board!

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by Russ Oates on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

CC was gonna keep swinging til he got one

back to 2

keep this shit going, Aybar

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

CC!!!!!

WE LOVE YOU.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

you know Hamels has a fucking huge strike zone

I wish we made him work more

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AT 1ST BASE AYBAR.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Good try

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey Reid Brignac is in the dugout

….i have nothing to add, just found it cool

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

9 pitch inning for Hamels.

Make this guy work.

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by Blicks on Oct 22, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Except Philly's bullpen is about as good as Hamels

We’re gonna have to earn this shit

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

cowbelltime.com

…why?

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm

looks like a cool site

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

CC stroked that one

at least we can be a little happy about that

by dropkicknu on Oct 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

74.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh damn.

if he does well in the 6th, we could actually see him in the 7th

by daveh33 on Oct 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seen worse

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know, it would of worked out for us if the Phillies wasted Werth again this season!

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

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by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta love the strikes

but no more runs plz

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

on that pitch, i cant blame Kaz

Howard normally chases anything

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck 3-0 to Howard

come on Kaz….

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

SLIDER MAKE HIM CHASE

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

oh no not the foul balls again

K him plz

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh...

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

jesus

get Burrell, please

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck that late call shit

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Navi, Zobrist, Bartlett in the 5th

hit it like the 2nd

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

SLIDER PLEASE

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

Maddon barrowing ideas from Madonna

by sofladude77 on Oct 22, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

he just did

but it wasnt called….

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

BULLSHIT

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, come the fuck on, ump

Cannons... fire them.

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by Craig T on Oct 22, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 22, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit, Pena

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by JMB on Oct 22, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

wow the PC was looking good before

i cant take this fucking umpires

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by joeybw on Oct 22, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Buck

It feels good to know that JOE BUCK loves calling this game. He sounds so into it. He makes calling the SOX/YANKEES look like a Yankees/Orioles game in mid September.

THANKS FOX.

I GET A TACO!

I am a Tampa Bay Rays fan living in Los Angeles. Dodger fans, you know you're not going anywhere right?

by raysfaninlosangeles on Oct 22, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

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