World Series Game 2: GDT 2
by Tyler on Oct 23, 2008 10:25 PM EDT
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I wonder who pitches the last 3 innings
I would think Wheeler is going to at least start the 7th
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
whoa Price is up!
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Price up
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
im guessing
that he is getting ready in case Wheels starts sucking
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
I think Price might be warming.
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Oh. Pitchers. Price warming up.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
Closer by committee is a good thing.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
hack hack hack
myers only has 71 pitches thru 6
lol the grounds crew
taking their jobs serious
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you know, I would hate to face this pen
but jesus how does Myers only have 70 pitches?
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
The Rays are a first rate franchise now.
They need something better than this second-rate cowbell shit.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
Too late
Retard fans will take it to their grave
by steve-o1285 on Oct 23, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor Rocco...he's exhausted and praying the ball doesn't come his way.
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yeah i dunno
I would like to see Nando finish this game
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Cowbelltime.com
If you are a true fan, commit these faces, names, and numbers to memory. Superfans will also know batting averages or ERAs.
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Superfans will know OPS+ and ERA+
Superduperfans will also know WARP and tRA+
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Am I superdupertrooperfan?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
A bridge to far, even for the Superduperfan.
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Poor Rocco...he just had to run all that way for no reason.
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Wheeler doing his best to pitch like Wheeler.
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jesus Ruiz has to be a easier out
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
these phillies
never seem to make an easy out
frusturating as hell
Funny thing about that is big leaguers are good at baseball.
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stop sucking, Wheeler
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
wow Wheeler is useless
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Everything is up in the zone again. This won't end well if he sees a few more hitters.
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not another fucking walk you POS
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
well, he got one
can you get another K here, please?
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
If by down, you mean mid thigh down the middle, then yes.
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Could someone define "talking smack" for me?
Indie.
by .Taylor on Oct 23, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
"DONT BRING THAT WEAK SHIT!" "THIS IS MY HOUSE!" etc
go away percival
by GenghisJohn on Oct 23, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
for christ sake, Wheeler
trying to throw it away?
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
ugh
fucking get him out damnit
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Wheeler vs Miller. Who's worse?
go away percival
Miller, but he's used situationally to mask his faults.
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VELOCIRAPTOR JESUS TIME
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
KK
NOW PRICE TIME
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just nipped him in the ass
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by Jason Collette on Oct 23, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Wheeler did his job
Price needs to be…..himself, here!
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Here comes Price
HAY GUYZ DID YOU YOU REALIZE THAT PRICE’S BIRTH NAME WUZ “VELOCIRAPTOR JESUS?”
I KNOW IT’S TRUE ’CUZ R.J. SAID SO ON ANOTHER BLOG.
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Gah.
Hey RJ, loved the article you did for MetsGeek, giving us some interesting info on the 5 Rays you chose.
Thanks so much for that, we loved it. But i have a follow-up question if you don’t mind. I tracked your email down via your blog (which is fabulous btw)
The thing with David Price being legally named at birth “Velociraptor Jesus”….I mean come on, is that real???? That’s started quite the commotion where i work now and i was wondering, if it is truly accurate, is there anything you can point me towards to prove it and shut these non-believers i work with up.
Thanks man.
Go Rays!!!! Beat those phils!
After I correct him.
hahahaha, I’m out a $1 now! nuts! My filter on jokes is clearly off!
no worries bro, thanks so much for answering.
Beat the philth and we’ll call it even!
Go Rays!
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we get
an update version of this with a White Sox, Red Sox, and Phillies logo on each of the kids?
If everything goes our way, you think Price goes the rest of the way here?
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
possible
Rays have a day off tomorrow and Saturday may be up in the air.
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU SQUEEZE PRICE
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
come on Price
calm down
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Howard doesn't scare me.
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4 pitch walk?
get Howard out please
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
David Price = VELOCIRAPTOR JESUS; Ryan Howard = THE ASTEROID
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I just want to be the guy who called it before it happened, if it happens.
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OH NO NOW JESUS WILL BE GUNNING FOR ME.
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Howard vs a lefty, come on, dont lose this battle!
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
I'll take Price off your hands
He clearly is overrated…
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
now make this fucker chase one
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
making it interesting but continuing to own, thats what
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
damnit, hes not gonna chase I guess
K him here plz
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
I dreamed a raptor tried to eat me the other day. It was terrifying.
He chased me down Dale Mabry on a Zamboni, I tried to drive away, but my truck wouldn’t go over 50mph.
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by Tyler on Oct 23, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
The raptor represents your inability to cope with your homosexuality. Dale Mabry represents your parents expectations for your life, the Zamboni represents your secret desires, and the slow truck represents your forced heterosexuality.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Oct 23, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
PRICE
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
this may be the ugliest 7 shutout innings
in world series history
but whatever works
yea this leaving 2 phillies stranded on base every inning isn't gonna work at CBP.
by walkoffwalk on Oct 23, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
If it's done this way, it should work just fine.
There haven’t been many if any deep fly balls.
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God Bless Raptor Jesusssssssssss
go away percival
He has a very big swing
pitchers have figured that out
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
give him the 8th?
or do we start going with Aussie and JP
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
I'm playing King Crimson's "Easy Money" instead of listening to "God Bless America."
Sacriligeous or sacrilicious?
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I saw a movie on that
it was pretty sick stuff
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
"Starless" is 11 minutes long
And thus would not be appropriate for GBA + commercial break.
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Price is so awesome. He eats their head, then with Jesus power makes it reappear then eats it again.
Yum.
next year
our pitching staff is going to be the fucking scariest pitching staff in baseball. LOVE IT
i dont like their pen
Keep Myers in
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
MVP
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
He didn't die for our sins
He kills for our sins
Lay off the stadium, Iwamura
by Orlando Rays on Oct 24, 2008 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not the gameday scorer on the site.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
DONT YOU DARE EVEN GET CLOSE TO BJ
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Fox trax is fixed I tell you
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
damn
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Ump missed it there I think
if I had one more angle
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
keep them down please
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Bucs are good
but still not sold on them
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
could be
with Romo out for Dallas this weekend. Gotta take one week at a time though. And Garcia can’t get hurt again.
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
"Lie To Me"
Fox has ran out of ideas….big time
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Is it a drama or a reality show?
Although Tim Roth is a good actor.
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I can't wait to see Frank Caliendo try to do Barack Obama.
It’ll be the spectacular end to his career that we’ve all been waiting for.
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He should do Rush limbaugh impersonating Bill O'Reilly Impersonating Barack Obama.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Finally Andrew Friedman and Gerry Hunsicker get a mention!
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I was a bit surprised he got no play as a potential Mariner GM.
I suppose that’s for the best.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Hunsicker is the shit.
Drayton McLane probably loses sleep every night over running him out of town.
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whoa whats with the Wheeler pitch there
gotta make him at least thinking of chasing
but you are still Jesus!
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
yeah!
thought it would go foul
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
and a chuck lamar mention
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
he still did steal Kazmir from the Mets
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He throws 99. Yeah he had TJ, but we'll see.
Dewon however wasn’t even close to the worst pick ever. He was a big leaguer.
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This is like saying Dungy's team won the Super Bowl.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
is that a joke? probably his best start in months.
by walkoffwalk on Oct 23, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
so you don't consider shields' start today good?
by walkoffwalk on Oct 23, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Results are all that matter in a 7 game series.
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5 LDs, one more flyball than grounder, 1/1 K:BB, but threw more sliders
It was better than 2008 Kazmir, but yeah, I see your point.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
he was good for 2 starts in the postseason...and many regular season games.
by walkoffwalk on Oct 23, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I am used to more strikes from god
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
however, still getting the outs!
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
JC Romero has thrown like 80 pitches in the pen
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
he has been so-so
can’t be perfect everytime
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
well good enough
Price, Balfour, or JP in the 9th, what you guys think?
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
He's still a baby raptor Jesus
Once he grows up big and strong, he’ll be turning water into blood before you know it.
well we got a homer from Barty in the ALCS....
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
i forgot game 5
I have no idea what game you are refrencing
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
odd
Shields was throwing a lot of pitches but the game has slowed down so much since he left
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
thanks for playing Myers
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lol Gomes
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Jonny Gomes is a meth addict.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
9th inning time
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
They could use a dome in Philly
don’t the air stink in the summer there??
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Pena and Longo hitless thus far this series
Hard to score runs when your 3 and 4 hitters are stinking up the joint so much.
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haha
thats not how you get it done, you only need one bathtub!!
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
go Price!
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
stop fouling it off annoying fucker
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
oh god
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
jesus christ Ruiz
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Price is simply not good tonight
Fastball is well under what it normally is.
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my goodness
the rays will have to earn every single out
jesus dont put him on please
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
i second to that.
I am a Tampa Bay Rays fan living in Los Angeles. Dodger fans, you know you're not going anywhere right?
by raysfaninlosangeles on Oct 23, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
like a 16 year old at homecoming
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by raysfaninlosangeles on Oct 23, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
VELOCIRAPTOR JESUS DOES NOT KNOW FEAR
But he’s having a hard time understanding control too. JP Plz?
3 ball counts too many
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
dont tell GARZA that
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by raysfaninlosangeles on Oct 23, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
ok theres 1!
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
NOOOOO
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by raysfaninlosangeles on Oct 23, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
bring in JP RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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FUCK MACCARVER!
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by raysfaninlosangeles on Oct 23, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
PRICZZZ!!!!
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by raysfaninlosangeles on Oct 23, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone tell Grady Little to get out of Maddon's head
by Jason Collette on Oct 23, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Since when did we feel like red sox and dodger fans?
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by raysfaninlosangeles on Oct 23, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
that wasnt an error
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
Why does Maddon do this...
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Fucking nasty slider/
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
stay close to your man! GO RAP!
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by raysfaninlosangeles on Oct 23, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
TWO
you HAVE to let a lefty face Howard
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
nvm, im retarded
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
YAY
Matt Garza is in the middle of having his 3rd testicle descend. He will be ready in time to win tonight though.
come on 2 more outs velociraptor jesus
btw i love the umpiring of this game with rocco strikeing ou.. i mean walking and jimmy rollins got hit by price and they didnt call it
the red sox had a 9 game elimination win streak, but matt garza was too busy rocking out to tupac to notice
I like this .gif.
Why do I like this .gif?
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Those who 'think' that Shields pitched a good game, just know that Joe Buck agrees with you.
This should tell you just how wrong you are.
even though he threw 42? he won't need 2 days off?
by walkoffwalk on Oct 23, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Game 3
They will use Howell/Balfour likely
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
the season is almost over :(
we have 3-5 games left of this beautiful season
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I saw Todd Kalas's dad on the pregame show
he is the legendary Phils broadcaster, sounds like Tom Brokaw
by sofladude77 on Oct 23, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
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