GDT Pt. 4
BE MORE LIKE JOE BLANTON.
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I hate life so much right now
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VPs do the dirty work.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Introducing the new VP of the United States of America
RJ ANDERSON! boots with the fur in background
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
So after the Blanton Bomb, I flipped over to Family Guy
There was a scene where Stewie was reading the paper and he comments…“Oh, I see the Phillies won!” WTF?
This is what I'm jumping off of
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I approve of this message.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
YOUR TAZ DOLLARS AT WORK
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Some A's fans were noticing it earlier this season.
It looks fishy.
I think its pine tar. He sucks too much to have been pitching too well.
The Dirty Canuck of the now.
FOX NEWS ALERT: CARLOS PENA HAS REACHED BASE IN A WORLD SERIES GAME
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Stop being pithy.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
just a Fox News reference
I don’t watch it but I see this stuff on youtube
by sofladude77 on Oct 26, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Longoria has swung at two consecutive balls here.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
EXCEPT RIGHT THERE WHEN HE NEEDS TO BE.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
Longoria fucking blows
Stop hooking up with hookers already.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
As long as Navi doesn't charge the mound
Navi and Blanton at the same time and the mound might break
Vogt early, Vogt often.
by Brickhaus on Oct 26, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HOT DOGS AT HOME PLATE FOR NAVI IF HE HOMERS
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Aybar would be better than Longo the rest of the way
i’m not joking. shit’s ridiculous…. he needs a lobotomy before Game 5
EVA EVA EVA EVA
Pihls in 5! Hang your heads down there in heavens waiting room. You guys didn’t even know you had a team until 3 weeks ago, still have the tags on your jerseys!
Banned in 3,2,1
Philly has high suicide rates for a reason.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Mind control zombie voodoo powder
He’s using it on the fucking umpire
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
it does appear quite animated
Cannons... fire them.
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MASS SUICIDE, NOW
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One of Jackson's starts
I think
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When he gave up a HR against Jamey Carroll.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I remember things like a perfectly straight fastball.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
We need to keep Jackson for one thing
he can beat Cleveland!!!
by sofladude77 on Oct 26, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
The wonders of a short series
As Beane says…it’s a crapshoot
Yeah...but he's right
20 at bats and 18 innings pitched is hardly a sample size
i would blame the umps, but with how bad the swings look, it's really hard to
also, blanton jacking one. really no excuses
imagine 3 straight wins
It is hard to right now but I refuse to believe we aren’t finishing this season with a WS trophy
Like I've said before.
Nothing for us is ever easy.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Series not over yet
If we can beat Hamels, we can get it home for Shields. Shields does his job and we get Game 7..
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We are getting jobbed
I hate inconsistencies in umps. I am so fucking pissed right now I could punch out a fucking horse.
by PewterPirate55 on Oct 26, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
HAHA
Blazing Saddles.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder what would happen if you punched a horse?
Would it just leave or it would it seek revenge?
by Midwestside on Oct 26, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Sarah Jessica Parker lives in NYC.
Give it a try.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Edwin Jackson is so good
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Why?
They’re kicking our asses and we aren’t hitting. It’s on us.
Finally!
Stop blaming the ump because your team isn’t executing! We got some shitty calls yesterday but you can’t use that as an excuse.
I might be banned but at least I’ll be cheering on Broad Street for the parade!
<insert generic insult against philly: we’re fat, ugly, smell like cheesesteaks, etc>
Stop making accounts to do nothing but be a dick.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, my "Rays in 6" prediction has been shot to shit
Thanks, fuckers
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Again, why?
Because he’s bettert than Aki? We need a few more hitters like this guy for our middle lineup
I think we need to warm up Balfour
Let him hit Utley and Howard with a heater then when he gets tossed fire the ball at the home plate ump. Time for some Brawlfense.
by PewterPirate55 on Oct 26, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
I know I keep bringing this up
… but what would it take to get that ump to take a look at Blanton’s cap?
If Maddon pointed it out, I would think they look at it.
It would be downright classless not to do so.
The Dirty Canuck of the now.
The umpire nearly twisted out of his skin calling Utley out there.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
Wow, the noise the ump just made sounded like
an anal explosion after weeks of constipation
Vogt early, Vogt often.
Better way to walk him on one pitch...
RIGHT BETWEEN THAT BELLPEPPER ASS NOSE OF HIS
by PewterPirate55 on Oct 26, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Never fails
Year-long underdog becomes favorite.
New favorite sucks hard (see ’06 Tigers)
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Rockies were never favored against Boston
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Double play!
Aki needs to stop pounding the sake
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My buddies had drinks with Pena @ 1AM after game 2...
Just sayin…FWIW
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It makes Crotch capers 6 look like Spring Break 4
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm waiting for Rescue Me
Damages is good too as is The Shield
God speaks to Gross and Zobrist too...
… that’s gone really well thus far.
by Hatfield on Oct 26, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You've seen Zoby's pull right?
God is legit.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
He's had some ummm issues with our bench
Comments on the ‘strike’ calls apparently…. probably Gomes :)
either make a real swing or watch it
how many fucking times do I have to tell you bastards before you log on, read this board and take my damn advice, Rays?
Make him unavailable for Game 5?
YESSSSS!
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This would be an ideal time for Aki to not fail
Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth
Is is too late swap Aki and CC in the order?
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