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GDT Pt. 4

BE MORE LIKE JOE BLANTON.

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I hate life so much right now

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RJ, we love you.

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BJ, Pena and Longo

Aren’t I supposed to be excited right now?

by joeybw on Oct 26, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Plenty of game left

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Oct 26, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So after the Blanton Bomb, I flipped over to Family Guy

There was a scene where Stewie was reading the paper and he comments…“Oh, I see the Phillies won!” WTF?

by rayweaver on Oct 26, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

God hates you

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is what I'm jumping off of

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our great state

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Oct 26, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course

the architect who designed it has admitted that’s what it is.

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Oct 26, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOUR TAZ DOLLARS AT WORK

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*TAX

whatever

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is that....

… on the bill of Blanton’s cap?

by Hatfield on Oct 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pine tar.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some A's fans were noticing it earlier this season.

It looks fishy.

I think its pine tar. He sucks too much to have been pitching too well.

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LONGO

HIT IT OUT OR FUCKING DOUBLE

by plasticman on Oct 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least he walked.

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FOX NEWS ALERT: CARLOS PENA HAS REACHED BASE IN A WORLD SERIES GAME

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Oct 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Longoria fucking blows

Stop hooking up with hookers already.

www.raysbb.com

Yes, we really do have fans.

by killa3312 on Oct 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Longo, you disgust me

And you are my fav player

I am a sad panda

by joeybw on Oct 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Evan Longoria = Bust

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As long as Navi doesn't charge the mound

Navi and Blanton at the same time and the mound might break

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Oct 26, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

HOT DOGS AT HOME PLATE FOR NAVI IF HE HOMERS

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AND CUPCAKES.

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

evan looks dazed and confused

by buckfoston on Oct 26, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aybar would be better than Longo the rest of the way

i’m not joking. shit’s ridiculous…. he needs a lobotomy before Game 5

by daveh33 on Oct 26, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EVA EVA EVA EVA

Pihls in 5! Hang your heads down there in heavens waiting room. You guys didn’t even know you had a team until 3 weeks ago, still have the tags on your jerseys!

Banned in 3,2,1

by BigPhan on Oct 26, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ump IS rather ridiculous. holy christ.

by buckfoston on Oct 26, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ump hates the Rays

he is really pumping his fists

by sofladude77 on Oct 26, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it does appear quite animated

Cannons... fire them.

www.BucEm.com - SBNation's home for discussion of all things regarding the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

by Craig T on Oct 26, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

for sure

he is very loud and obnoxious

by sofladude77 on Oct 26, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MASS SUICIDE, NOW

Cannons... fire them.

www.BucEm.com - SBNation's home for discussion of all things regarding the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

by Craig T on Oct 26, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT IS NOT A STRIKE.

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

God

Photobucket

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 26, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

One of Jackson's starts

I think

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When he gave up a HR against Jamey Carroll.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 26, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember things like a perfectly straight fastball.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 26, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No he can't

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 26, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuckity Fuck

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wait…pitching matchups?

by buckfoston on Oct 26, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

imagine 3 straight wins

It is hard to right now but I refuse to believe we aren’t finishing this season with a WS trophy

by joeybw on Oct 26, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I've said before.

Nothing for us is ever easy.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Series not over yet

If we can beat Hamels, we can get it home for Shields. Shields does his job and we get Game 7..

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We are getting jobbed

I hate inconsistencies in umps. I am so fucking pissed right now I could punch out a fucking horse.

by PewterPirate55 on Oct 26, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Oct 26, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

Blazing Saddles.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what would happen if you punched a horse?

Would it just leave or it would it seek revenge?

by Midwestside on Oct 26, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I h8 this game

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Oct 26, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Edwin Jackson is so good

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 26, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EJax just struck out Werth.

Ump sucks.

Then Werth hits double.

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Edwin is great

I hate to be THAT guy but this game is going no where good

ugh

by joeybw on Oct 26, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why?

They’re kicking our asses and we aren’t hitting. It’s on us.

by RayFanNY on Oct 26, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but it should only be 5-2 !!!!!

Well I guess 4-2, Aki is fucked up also

by joeybw on Oct 26, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gomes should "deal" with Aki.

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally!

Stop blaming the ump because your team isn’t executing! We got some shitty calls yesterday but you can’t use that as an excuse.

I might be banned but at least I’ll be cheering on Broad Street for the parade!

<insert generic insult against philly: we’re fat, ugly, smell like cheesesteaks, etc>

by BigPhan02 on Oct 26, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go away.

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, my "Rays in 6" prediction has been shot to shit

Thanks, fuckers

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we need to warm up Balfour

Let him hit Utley and Howard with a heater then when he gets tossed fire the ball at the home plate ump. Time for some Brawlfense.

by PewterPirate55 on Oct 26, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Honestly, these players dont bother me

Is it possible these fans are worse than the Red Sox ones?

by joeybw on Oct 26, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Saw the Who twice on that tour.

FUCKING AWESOME.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The umpire nearly twisted out of his skin calling Utley out there.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 26, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, the noise the ump just made sounded like

an anal explosion after weeks of constipation

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Oct 26, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Better way to walk him on one pitch...

RIGHT BETWEEN THAT BELLPEPPER ASS NOSE OF HIS

by PewterPirate55 on Oct 26, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kazmir, Shields, Garza

Can they pitch like the 3 aces they are?

by joeybw on Oct 26, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For future world serieses:

Please don’t pick us to be the favorite again.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Never fails

Year-long underdog becomes favorite.
New favorite sucks hard (see ’06 Tigers)

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and 2007 Rockies.

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rockies were never favored against Boston

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, true.

But they did get pounded in the WS.

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frank Drebbin is the ump

www.raysbb.com

Yes, we really do have fans.

by killa3312 on Oct 26, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Double play!

Aki needs to stop pounding the sake

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lolz

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rays WS game and a Who concert....

If I’m in Philly….tough choice.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No Wheels.

The Dirty Canuck of the now.

by Blicks on Oct 26, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

either make a real swing or watch it

how many fucking times do I have to tell you bastards before you log on, read this board and take my damn advice, Rays?

by joeybw on Oct 26, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Make him unavailable for Game 5?

YESSSSS!

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This would be an ideal time for Aki to not fail

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 26, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is is too late swap Aki and CC in the order?

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 26, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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