Do Doooooo Doooooo

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 9, 2008 6:49 PM EDT Comment 19 comments

This interview has to be a joke, right? The Bach? My goodness J.P. Howell is awesome.

Ah this is my jam.

Ph_425834_medium Hello James Phillip Howell, what song are you speaking of?

Yello man you know just some rap classical stuff man

Ph_425834_medium I too like rap. Care if borrow your earbuds?

Uhh I dunno man kinda jamming ya dig

Ph_425834_medium I let you borrow my CunninLynguists CD, just let me listen for a second.

Fine

Ph_425834_medium See not so bad. What song is this, your iPod says unknown artist?

I dunno man some indy stuff prolly

Ph_425834_medium No, I've heard this before.

Ph_425834_medium Say wait.

Ph_425834_medium Is this...is this the Muppets Babies theme?

Ph_434442_medium Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere

Ph_434442_medium Don't tell anybody damn

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I heard JP and Nando jam out to jazz and classical and shit man...

by rglass44 on Oct 9, 2008 7:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

And yet these Dugout rip-offs persist...

Also, my favorite Jazz music is Bach too

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 9, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

BJ Upton doesn't listen to the cunning linguists, because no one that's black listens to the cunning linguists

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 9, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Dugout didn't invent the fake convo.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 9, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just the one featuring baseball players...

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 9, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You sure?

Zumsteg has been doing them forever.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 9, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't look at the site much, but I've never seen anything like that on there.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 9, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's the master of them.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 9, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jeff Sullivan is the master of fake GM conversations centering around Bill Bavasi

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 10, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jeff Sullivan is Bill Bavasi.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 11, 2008 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what dugout rip-off?

by walkoffwalk on Oct 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

is this a joke?

Do you eat anything specific before the games?

Yeah – PBJ and Doritos. That’s it, man. Just simple.

Every game?

Every game.

by walkoffwalk on Oct 9, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So, JP has been eating Kaz's doritos...

by walkoffwalk on Oct 9, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kaz only goes 5 because JP's sucking up all his Dorito power

This explains everything.

by kericr on Oct 9, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

the bastard

by daveh33 on Oct 10, 2008 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

JP is OCD

Some guys are superstitious, he’s obsessive compulsive. He does everything in specific orders… Three shirts, three socks, threes of everything.

Lancaster is right, he has a VERY laid back personality. And he will talk to anyone who is near enough to hear him. AS opposed to Carl Crawford who talks whether anyone is there to listen or not.

It’s a pretty good clubhouse mix, no doubt. “We are one team” isn’t just a slogan. People don’t realize how tight this team was LAST year when they were losing every game after the 7th inning!

If you're not having fun, what are you having? There's already WAAAY too many serious moments in life.

by Manny Stiles on Oct 9, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs