5/17: RAYS (25-17) at STL (24-20)
Tampa Bay Rays at St. Louis Cardinals, May 17, 2008 1:10 PM EDT
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Pitching Matchup:
| IP | ERA | + | K/9 | BB/9 | K/BB | HR/9 | OPS | WHIP | G/F | P/IP | ||
| RAYS | RH M. Garza |
32.2 | 3.86 | 106 | 3.86 | 3.86 | 1.00 | 0.83 | .691 | 1.38 | 0.95 | 16.93 |
| STL | RH A. Wainwright |
58.0 | 2.95 | 142 | 6.05 | 2.02 | 3.00 | 1.09 | .650 | 1.02 | 1.47 | 14.05 |
Starting Lineups:
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GO RAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Matt Garza's ERA, K/9 and BB/9 is all the same.
I love coincidences.
Yes
Haven’t had your Cappuccino yet?
/seattle stereotypes
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I resent that.
It’s actually a french vanilla soy latte.
Gotta have the whip
with a cinnamon and nutmeg dusting and chocolate shavings.
Well I was up late last night with Felix.
He’s unstoppable on his throw days. Said something about getting his fill in now before he has to see you the next day.
I aim to confuse people
and to introduce these kind people to a tiny slice of our game threads.
How are you guys awake?
I just woke up and I live in Sarasota, Florida.
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BELIEVE in 08!
I see some of these west coasters have their own language.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Just because I spell things slightly differently
Some might say ‘more correctly’...
by Graham MacAree on May 17, 2008 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I am not ang lee.
Honest mistake. We get confused for each other all the time.
You need to share Felix >:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Eating coffee is much better than drinking it
by Graham MacAree on May 17, 2008 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
This is false.
Coffee ice cream is for losers.
Coffee sucks.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep. When I was on guard duty in the military I used to chew Folger's
Disgusting but kept me awake and alert.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 17, 2008 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
OMGZ
Mariner fans are invading!
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ok
people who used to be M fans/Seattle area fans are invading! But it is ok.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
They come in peace, except for Graham, he comes for blood and carnage.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
we've been win-starved
and hope-starved
and optimism-starved
and happiness-starved
but we have beer! oh yes, the beer!
It is the Tropicana Dream
Or is that orange juice?
by Graham MacAree on May 17, 2008 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
needs more Bonds
it’s a versatile plea! works for both teams.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
not shopped into a rays uni?
This shouldn’t fly.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong jersey FTL
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Too lazy.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
1998 expansion teams reign surpreme!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
We share Brian Anderson at least.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
And the Upton brothers.
Justin>Bossman Junior
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I can't even argue this, and that makes me a bit sad.
Then I remember that Justin Upton is devourer of worlds.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Coincidence or no: a player nicknamed B.J. using a song about the other type of BJ?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
not a coincidence....
done on purpose.
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Which raises the question
Who has the best ditty/entrance music on the Rays. Cliff Floyd using Shaft is almost a lock.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
So, what's up with Price?
Why is he still in ext. spring training?
Making his first start for Vero this week.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
When will he get the start?
Will he push Hell up to AA?
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I think it'll be against the Threshers in Vero, not sure who'll he'll push.
Although I’d have to imagine Rollins/Hellickson/Reid are on notice, with Rollins being the most likely to move up (remember, they’ve moved Hellickson pretty slow over the years)
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
True
I am prob going to the Tampa series to see Hellickson and Rollins.
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You should.
Friedman was acting like a school girl during Hellickon’s start…
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Just gotta find someone to go with me...
if all else fails just take my lil brother and have him roam around trying to get a baseball.
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So is JI gonna make an appearance?
And if so, do we flog him if he roots for the Cardinals?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
He's made appearances the past week+, and he changed his avatar to the Rays, so I'm sure he'll pop up.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel for you all then.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Cheaper too!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the part where the plane is about to crash.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
We can't have an invasion without a General.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Also, we'd best be getting a WE chart for this game.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
You and me both.
Got off work an hour ago.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
If Justin is God, what does that make Beej?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I suppose we could have multiple, albeit lesser gods.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I'll settle for God's Brother.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Y'know
The one that lives in the basement and smokes pot, while God gets all the glory.
by Jacob Larsen on May 17, 2008 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Rays
Iwamura 2B
Crawford LF
Upton CF
Pena 1B
Longoria 3B
Navarro C
Gross RF
Bartlett SS
Garza P
Cardinals
Schumaker CF
Miles 2B
Pujols 1B
Duncan LF
Glaus 3B
Ludwick RF
Molina C
Wainwright P
Ryan SS
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
I've wondered about Ryan
Is he supposed to be Eckstein 2.0? He looks like he could be like a sibling of him…
Wonder when JP Riccardi will trade for him…
by Jacob Larsen on May 17, 2008 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
After he deals for Khalil?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Khalil?
There’s a height-limit for Riccardi…He only likes short, white “scrappy” IFers
by Jacob Larsen on May 17, 2008 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Aaron Hill is scrappy?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan can sort of field, Eckstien can not field at all.
Also, everything that goes wrong on this team is Ryan’s fault. They couldn’t be more different.
Anti X-Factor? What the hell does that make him?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Which makes him the C factor, no?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
What are these real hitters doing in our lineup?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Still has that damn shit eating grin

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
If Nolan wants to do another Batman movie with "The Joker"
Go no further than Matt Garza to replace Ledger.
If anyone wants to groan, wait until you hear my planned Halloween costume.
by Jacob Larsen on May 17, 2008 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
What is your planned Halloween costume?
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Dressing up like Gary Glover.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
that is scary!
hide the kids!
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"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Going as "The Joker"
Complete with “Sleeping Pills”, something to do with “The Olsen Twins” and a bottle of “Fosters to wash down the pills”
by Jacob Larsen on May 17, 2008 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Because he likes sleeping pills?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.tboblogs.com/index.php/sports/related/C142/
ST. LOUIS—Alex Rodriguez got in his shot at David Price in five at-bats at the Naimoli Complex this morning, hitting a home run off the young lefty in an extended spring training game.But that was about the extent of Price’s struggles. The first overall pick in last year’s draft threw 71 pitches over five innings, allowing four hits and two runs. He walked one batter—A-Rod—and struck out 10. Translation: two-thirds of the outs he recorded came on whiffs.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Seriously. We had Price in Rays gear for a while last year.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Even Bavasi can't screw that up. Maybe.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
HIRE DEPODESTA!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Couldn't hurt.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
As a real GM, that'd be great.
His moves with LA were awesome.
You know how you hurt Lincoln?
You pass a city ordinance that bans children under 14 from attending sporting events. There goes 3/4 of his revenue stream.
The Mariners will pull a phenomenal September out of the bag and finish with 70 wins
We know how this works
by Graham MacAree on May 17, 2008 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep. All too familiar.
It happened in 2004 thanks to J.Reed, Ichiro and the stupid Texas Rangers. We’d have Justin Upton if it weren’t for those three not sucking.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 17, 2008 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but who wants Justin Upton and Ichiro in the same outfield, anyhow?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Upton, Jones, and Ichiro
That would have sucked something fierce
by Graham MacAree on May 17, 2008 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly most Mariner fans
would rather see an Ibanez-Ichiro-Griffey outfield.
Human lawn statues are nice.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Ow my life hurts just thinking about that.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
One of those damn competitive teams.
What do they know?
If I remember correctly
The Diamondbacks were on a whole other level of suck that year. We would have ended up with Alex Gordon
Or Ryan Braun.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes they were.
I thought I had made a horrible mistake.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
If just gonna say,
seeing Pujols wield new his found plate discipline is like having your most erotic fantasy come true.
This is wrong
And I’m not referring to the typos. Unless “most erotic fantasy” was a very extended typo.
I guess
Jeff’s going to make a fashionably late entrance.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
That or he is hungover out of his mind
by Graham MacAree on May 17, 2008 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
But it's Rayday!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Rays!
Play well with your quality assortment of players that is managed well!
I love being a lifetime Rays fan!
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Orlando!
(Am I doing this right?)
by Graham MacAree on May 17, 2008 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
This stadium sure is sunny!
I am glad to have attended basegames here many times!
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god
the game is about to start.
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I'm shocked you haven't posted the blumpkin cake yet.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
If you want it
it will come…... Just waiting for a good moment.
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Cardinals broadcast on mlb.tv
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
No Magrane/Staats/Kalas for you, that's too bad.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Corco baiting apply here?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
What about the asshole rule?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if Eric would take offense to that.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm glad we hired Maddon and not McLaren.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
At least the heat is managable today.
Yesterday sucked.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Na, they'll show up soon. I think.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Possibily.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I'd like to think a few of them are just sitting on the page wondering what the hell is going on.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
"Suprising Rays Ballclub"
Hey, somebody hasn’t been paying attention!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Why does everybody think this is a surprise?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Because everybody is stupid?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
very true.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You know Sabermatrecians live in basements and analyze stuff.
They don’t know shit about baseball.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 17, 2008 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not like there were people saying the Rays could win 88 games based on
Computer projections that are way beyond our apparent comprehension or anything.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
What is this COM-PU-TER thingmajig that you speak so highly of?
Can it warm my frozen burrito?
Let's Go Rays!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Awesome we get to watch pitchers hit today!
I hope Richie is watching this feed.
Carl will hack at the first pitch, like he almost always does.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Dumbass.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
And House makes it's first appearance 15 minutes in.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Probably not.
I’ve got a gig Monday night, so I’ll have my DVR catch it.
We've never made a House reference here.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Ichiro changed his stance.
Weird.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Just had to be late, didn't ya?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Waits for the knife pic to appear.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it just me or is the Rays feed TERRIBLE today?
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It is. The picture sucks.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
My teevee has crystal clear reception.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do these batters not swing at everything?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
The Cards broadcast just called the Rays the Angels.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
That's better than what we usually get called.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
They don't get a slice of

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Blumpkin
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I got the name, but, yeah...
I don’t want to know the details.
Well, you see...
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The picture explains it all.....
no need to go into it more.
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That gives me a good idea for a jack-o-latern
next October
It's the most relieving thing ever.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
So in the last 15 seconds the announcers have talked about both Seattle and the Angels
I am watching to distance myself from the AL West. Please comply dudes
We're here to drag you down with us.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
God damn it. I want to drink, but 10 AM isn't exactly appropriate.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Beer just usually isn't good with morning breath.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I brush my teeth with Old Rasputin
it’s creaminess makes for an excellent base to neutralize those pesky acids.
Dear Pena, hit a homer.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Dear Pena,
get a hit and do it consistently, with home runs a plenty.
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Hooray for bad throwing!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Defense wins championships.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I think they want to
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Regression to the mean is a bitch, isn't it St.Louis?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
it is terrible
and YAY EVAN!
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
What? He didn't swing and got on base? What is that?
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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Dukes?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Russ Johnson?
I remember him bitching about the “Devil” in the team name for religious reasons when he was here. Maybe he doesn’t believe in Dinosaurs?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris Truby is a satanist.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You know about Cocky?

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Russ Johnson was a pile of crap
I wonder if good players ever have opinions about this kind of stuff.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOO
SO GLAD WE LOCKED THIS GUY UP FOR A DECADE!!!!!!!!!!!!
LONGORIA!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Ryan is the only unscrappy white midle infielder in the history of baseball
I can’t wait for the fallout.
by JI on May 17, 2008 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
He's gets blamed for so much stuff
you’d think he wasn’t white.
by JI on May 17, 2008 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh wtf Evan....
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
WHAT THE HELL?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Oh yeah, Molina is crazy good with the glove.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Vintage Devil Rays.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
no wonder I hate Chris Duncan....
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
That's how many it'll take Randy Wolf to go nine tonight.
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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you guys care about my fantasy team?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
no not really..
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
Your team is like the early-aught Giants without the good
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
John McGraw died of cancer at age 60 and is interred in New Cathedral (Roman Catholic) Cemetery in Baltimore, Maryland.
I wonder if it was clubhouse cancer.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I just found a tailless lizard in my bathroom.
just thought I would share that.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
Bad omen for Garza.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I ordered my t-shirt yesterday
I wish someone would buy me a Sonnanstine jersey.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
LL gave you the money for one but you spent it on beer
by Graham MacAree on May 17, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I require both beer and jersey
Donate more.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You would have gotten twice as much
if you had not included the RickRoll
by JI on May 17, 2008 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Sell the bobble head night ticket I'm offering you
Oh wait no one wants to go to Mariner games.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That was your damn DVR fund.
Buy that first then we’ll contribute to your booze fund.
He might as well stand at the freeway offramp
with a sign saying he needs train tickets.
by JI on May 17, 2008 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Tony LaRussa
sometimes “TRL” when I’m feeling silly
by JI on May 17, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop sucking Garza.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Garza's shakey glove makes me think of parkinson's
He should get this shirt:

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Walk him.
Seriously.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Sonnanstine ended his 42 OB streak.
Therefore Sonny>Pujols
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
:Brad Lidge fires up mlb.tv:
:Starts shaking;
:cries:
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I think I've heard of this phenomenon
It happens when a ball is put into play and it doesn’t fall for a basehit.
You know it's sad that SBN 2.0 taxes my computer
more than the MLB.TV feed.
Are the load times here any worse than at LL?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Hint: Firefox 3 Beta 5
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Hm, weird then.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
RC1 wouldn't let me load mlb.tv
I’m sticking with 3 Beta 5 for now.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Poor Richie

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
We were good until the damn Mariner fans showed up.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Grit>Talent
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
This arm throws him out at the plate.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Wow.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
so Jon Heyman at SI thinks the Ordonez contract
was one of the best FA deals of all time.
Well he won the batting title! That makes it obviously a good deal.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
He also thinks Okajima is amongst the top 20.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh
The St. Louis announcers kinda suck in my opinion, but for some reason the radio feed of WHNZ sounds like it’s coming in from the moon. Stupid mlb.tv…
We almost always do.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
What's coming back from behind?
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I could make a sox joke here
but I’m going to refrain for once.
Awwww
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, Glover.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, do we have enough posts here already? Must be everyone coming over since RaysBB is half-broken right now.
Not the reason. We're being overtaken by LL.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeez
The Mariner fans really do love us.
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey guys
I am leaving now to go to pool and listen to game on radio… This picture is terrible it is pixelated for me. Peace out and Go Rays!
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
Try using his disgusting elbow flap.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You've never used a vagina to open a beer bottle?
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Neither have I
....
just asking if you had.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Even Dioner Navarro can hit now? Where was I?
Yesterday's Pants
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Ah
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
So the Cardinals don't give a shit apparently.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Whiteout, you mean.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Eh, fuck it. Let him swing for the fences.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Back to back hits?
This is a foreign concept to me, someone elaborate.
It's what happens when you're not watching the Mariners batting
by Graham MacAree on May 17, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Why would you watch the Mariners bat?
We are Rays fans and have always been Rays fans
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Translation
I recognize “the library”, but my knowledge of Spanish does not encompass your other foreignspeak.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Argh
French, obviously, but bibliotheque is the only Spanish cognate.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
His OPS is higher than Delmon's.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
We get stuff.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
The Rays have but one weakness
needs more Bonds
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Please.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe no one it buying those tickets
BECAUSE ITS WAY THE FUCK OUT IN CENTER FIELD AND YOU CANT SEE THE GAME
We (kinda) stole Rashard Lewis from you.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but no one cares about the NBA
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit Gross, there's two outs.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
On the first pitch?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The National League is so retarded
Watching the pitcher bat is antiquated and stupid.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
I'm going with Patrick on this one.
Having the pitcher hit gives away 2-3 outs a game. It’s pathetic.
If we were the home team we'd take away Pujols.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's likely gonna be DHing in AL parks.
Well, him or Montero.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Micah Owings is awesome
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
CARL!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
CRAWFORD!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
FUCKING CARL
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Carl/BJ seem to do this all the time.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions

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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone, change that to a Rays logo, please.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Better
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw that >:(
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
at least that's better than a .230 team average
or a team that has the worst defense in the league.
by AtomicGarden on May 17, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to mention...

Sorry, couldn’t resist. :)
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Where's that bad baserunning graphic?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Damn it
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent. You share our love of Star Trek related face palms.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
May I steal this?
It may prove useful in the future.
What's our's is yours, except for the wins.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
And bad gameday thread grammar.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
No
everything on the Internet is protected.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If you combined the Orioles and the Nationals that team would be terrible
if you combined the Rays and Josh Hamilton that team would be fucking unstoppable
Pour some cocaine on our wounds why don't you?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Best Metalocalypse ever.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
This jpeg is wonderful
It will stop all Cuddy > Cameron hotness related baiting.
by JI on May 17, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Patrick's on it.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
He's like a mini-Graham.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Then how do you feel without them?
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this a complaint or are you bragging?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
At Safeco yesterday Eric and I were talking about our top five list of Seattle Athletes we'd go gay for.
Is that bad?
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Josh Brown used to be on my list.
Fuck Dreamboat >:(
Felix
Beltre
Hasselbeck
Lofa
Clement
I think that was my list
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
:O
You’re just made of naked.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
My best friend is Armenian
and that’s close enough
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Except hit.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm
The new thread being up raises this question regarding your post:
If an individual makes a post in a decommissioned game thread, and nobody reads it, did it actually happen?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Here comes Greg Gross
Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!

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