GDT Part 3: Rally Rooster Time!
History has taught us losers always need scapegoats, we have ours today, this is their leader:

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I like Farnsworth...
– K. Farnsworth relieved A. Pettitte
- J. Reyes homered to deep right
- R. Church walked
- D. Wright homered to deep right, R. Church scored
Longlorious.
by RATW on May 17, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame Jeff
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 17, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
First Cut is the Deepest?
Does New York even care about the Yankees? Aren’t they America’s team?
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did someone say scapegoat?
The pup that laughs when you're down on your luck.
by Scrappy the Scapegoat on May 17, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't think I'm not onto you...
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was supposed to be my fucking vacation
by Robert on May 17, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cliff Floyd is awesome.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No, Jeff!
Don’t let it take a hold of you! It will crush you when you return to LL!
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have a new home now
I like it here, can we stay?
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 17, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm running away and staying here
You guys could use a guy to be the butt of gay jokes right?
by Robert on May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're used to being the butt of many things gay, aren't you?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now would be a good time to say that Jeff beat me
by Robert on May 17, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff's smart enough to not leave bruises
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Emphasis on "almost"
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Emphasis on "on"
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you could be one Mariners player who would you be?
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro or Felix.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson so I could make lots of money for doing nothing.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 17, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said Mariners
Not the FAILiners
LOLOLOL
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure Casey Fossum is still alive
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No he's not.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry I meant when Casey Fossum was good.
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you could kill yourself?
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ken Cloude
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 17, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
While we're at it
what the fuck happened to Bob Wolcott?
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got his autograph at a restaurant when he just came up.
I know you all care :)
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 17, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need a run or five.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Crime Dog

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that's a pedo dog if I've ever seen one.
and I have.
by Matthew on May 17, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooooooh snap
He’s calling you out Graham
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The funny thing is my mum could kick Robert's ass
by Graham on May 17, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'd be funnier if we could find someone Robert could beat up.
I’d enjoy watching that a lot more.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Corco wins...
We need to find a toddler to fight Robert. God I hope he trash talks when he fights.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't look at me
I’m in enough trouble for Coach baiting last night.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This has gone off on a completely different tangent.
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I couldn't make it either
My supervisor was busy trying to explain the right Cauchy-Green deformation tensor to me. And failing.
by Graham on May 17, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wrote that on a cocktail napkin when I was drunk
admire my genius
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll take a bite out of crime.
Pedo crime that is.
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FLOYD!
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You were down by more than two runs
no comebacks allowed
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this 10/9 K/BB ratio...
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Try saying that to Randy Johnson.
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aki triple would help.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta be fashionable while playing baseball
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 17, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Final year of Yankee Stadium
Wouldn’t it be funny if they didn’t build a stadium for next year? Am I right?
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That makes A-Rod sad.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 17, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if he is ever going to get to the WS.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 17, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a former Mariner, he'll be doomed like Griffey
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Johnson, Tino Martinez, Jeff Nelson
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 17, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually working on the new stadium starting Monday
I was supposed to work on the Nets’ new Brooklyn digs, but that is all fucked up right now.
So I have to work on the home of the Evil Empire
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if we get one per inning, we'll tie it.
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If we get four, we might win it.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your optimism is refreshing
We’d have already given up on our games
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 17, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, we're in good hands with J.P.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Unlike with Allstate
Florida politics ftw.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
JP = Bishoff? If so, we're doomed.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll trade you our Matt for your Matt.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bishoff for Carruth.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get a throw-in player?
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm eligible for free agency after this season
by JI on May 17, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought this was one of your ARB years?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't offer you arbitration.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then what the hell was that last gamethread about?
by JI on May 17, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't remember but if we lose you to free agency I'm going to tear down the team and rebuild
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop lowballing me on the long term deal, too
by Graham on May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring more to the table you one-tool tease
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't ever hope to be as big a tool as you though Jeff
by Graham on May 17, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I demand a trade to a contending franchise, dammit
by Graham on May 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that Morgan fellow has a lot of upside.
Lets go get him.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I might like it here.
I could be like Ross Gload, I could hit third in the gamethreads despite my lack of wit and typing skills.
by JI on May 17, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got traded to a winner
Field Gulls here I come
by Robert on May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys foolishly picked me up on waivers from the PI forums.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOUSE% IS NOT A SUSTAINABLE SKILL DAMNIT
by Robert on May 17, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would argue that it is the most sustainable of skills
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its never lupus
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on May 17, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree.
Jeff rates House% highly in commenter evaluation. When he spots above-average career norms, he’ll go Billy Beane on your ass to get said commenter.
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by BrianL on May 17, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You people are fucking hilarious.
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean, "you people?"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Typical blog posters
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 17, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For those of you in the Seattle area........
How long is the Post-Intelligencer going to continue to exist? From what I heard they were on the verge of going the way of the Cincinnati Post.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they merged with the Seattle Times
in terms of distribution
by Matthew on May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are they an afternoon paper still?
That seems like it’s ripe for failure.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The P-I is supposedly safe for about another 10 years.
And no, it’s not an afternoon paper. The Times used to be an afternoon paper, but now they’re both mornings.
by Teej on May 17, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reserve Clause Invoked o:O
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Patrick, take notes, I'm grooming you as Graham's equal.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're grooming me?
I’m already a 10/5 player. I don’t have to do shit.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glover.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make it not-Glover and you probably have a deal.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carruth for Bishoff and DiFelice.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im just honored to have my name thrown in with Carruth's
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on May 17, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shush, you're going to ruin the deal.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RJ you don't know
but Jake signed me to a no-trade clause….your gonna have to make me an offer to waive it
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on May 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jake = Bavasi?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
I hate how we continue to suffer from the decisions of previous management.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone else having trouble posting here?
Every five minutes SBN forgets I’ve signed up for this blog.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't see a Pujols homer coming.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well I'm happy that Pujols got that out of the way during the "lose game"
But I’m sad that the Rays are losing.
/Coach.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We don't do that shit here.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
UR VIOLATING R SOVREIGNTIEZ!!1!!1!!!1
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only NeoGAF would ban me
Me being Sylardamus and all.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2679506
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew you were right all along
I just dont generally post there
by Robert on May 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey atleast the Yankees are losing.
lolololol
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
B.J./Pena/Longoria need to step their games up.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's about time to summon the White Snake
ifyouknowwhatimean
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pena
Please homer
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What?
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2007 Pena uses that pitch to murder a fan in the bleachers
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So...... Pena went back to sucking.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 17, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His BABIP is .261
Despite his LD% only being 2% worse than last year.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
PENNNNNNNNNNNA
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOM BITCHES
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We usually call them "boom bitches"
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CARLOS PENA MOTHERFUCKERS
BUM BUM BUMBUMBUM
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You are like The Optimist when we play the Angels.
Buzzkill.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 17, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha the Angels have lost half their games vs. us this year :)
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUNK BLAST!!!!
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That didn't even sound particularly well stroked.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
AND HERE COME THE RAYS!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 17, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Los is a bad man.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just did a Jeff
flipped over my chair and punched the wall
I haven’t felt that feeling in a long while.
by JI on May 17, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's in love with the tripper.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, this team doesn't suck.
What a strange feeling.
by esoteric on May 17, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad Howell gave up that homer now
9 = 8
by websterjtc on May 17, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and too bad Glover had to come in
9 = 8
by websterjtc on May 17, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evan looks like he has blackface on.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If the Rays win this game I'm never leaving
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can Evan please earn his money now?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Do not want to face Chris Perez.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I know little of this "Chris Perez" fellow
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't read BTB then.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're so over.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh whoops I thought you wrote BTF
However I’ll stick with my answer. I don’t read these faggy little “blogs” people keep talking about. I get my news from my gut and my elders and that’s the way I likes it.
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Skip Schumaker goes camping he wears billowly sleeves and extends his arms to be more intimidating to bears
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gravy!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Time to get nasty.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You know at LL we'd consider innings like this "false hope."
Here I think it might actually be real hope.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At LL we'd be complaining about how long this game is
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ain't that the truth.
It’s so bizarre to watch a rally and think for once “hey, we’re gonna win this fucking game!”
by esoteric on May 17, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
come boys... 2 more...
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please let Gomer bat this inning, please.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I will be shocked if we use any of our good pitchers
before the game gets out of hand.
by JI on May 17, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You'll never hear about them
because they are under 35 and never pitched for the Mariners
by JI on May 17, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TRAPPED!
Awesome. They tried to pretend it was a catch.
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In other news, Alfonso Soriano seems to have been touched by the hand of God
5 for 5, 2 home runs, and he came a few feet away from a third (which instead became a ground-rule double).
Streakist motherfucker you’ll ever see.
by esoteric on May 17, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now a basehit ties the game.
This feeling of optimism and hope feels so very wrong…
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Farnsworthless Approves of the Cardinals Bullpen

True story, It was a tie game 8-8 in MLB 2K8 Rays vs Sox, and I won because GOME RUN hit a …inside the park home run.
Gotta love video games
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's been hit or miss.
The one on GTA IV was classic.
by P Brady on May 17, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stopped reading about a week into the fanhouse era.
by JI on May 17, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, pretty much same thing for me, but I re read it recently and its been better.
Not PB era, but better.
by P Brady on May 17, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is equivalent to death
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're about to trade Jeff Clement to AOL?
by Robert on May 17, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They still come up with funny screennames
SmokeSomeGagne
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RJ:
Show your Cock! We need it!
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gomes!
I like this idea.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wagner in for the four-out save
Santana gave up a solo homer to Abreu in the 8th. Going into the 9th, Mets up 6-4
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
c
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait..Why didn't we use Shitske?
Dammit Maddon.
by P Brady on May 17, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They had a lefty in the pen...
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
because that would be intelligent!
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just need 2 runs
Way to go Boys… atta baby!
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and you are missing your Star Trek convention!
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found your parents!

In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw that.
PAX is the event to be at.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is missing a chick flick marathon
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 17, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I have that recorded...
What? Keira Knightly is fucking hot!
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then how are you supposed to get engaged in the plot?!?!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You said it...
How I got through my Freshman year of College!
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The second one would've been good for Elijah Dukes
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Beltran just tripled off of Joba in the top of the 9th.
I fucking hate the Mets more than Osama bin Laden, but this still makes my heart gladden.
by esoteric on May 17, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL @ Bucco Bruce in the background
Must…..bring…..sports…..related…...apparel…...to…...ballpark…...
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's do this thing.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Rays are going to win this game and Percival will get more revenge that he probably doesn't care about
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
QUE THE COCHISE!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LET'S SCORE SOME RUNS!
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1-2-3 in 6 pitches
Oh yeah, the Cubs lost. :) 7-6.
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Rays' setup man and closer are a combined 77 years old
I fucking love that.
by esoteric on May 17, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually, Reyes isn't the setup man anymore, is he?
by esoteric on May 17, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our setup is Dan Wheeler
not Al Reyes
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At a youthful 31!
Still, I remember how bad the Ray’s pen used to be. The change is miraculous.
by esoteric on May 17, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAY GUISE THIS GUY LEADS THE MAJORS IN HOLDS
He is clearly great because of that stat.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what I was getting at
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Delgado battled Joba in his at-bat.
And he won. 7-4 Mets.
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I do like seeing Joba humiliated. But I still hate the Mets.
(full disclosure: Nats fan)
by esoteric on May 17, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell are you talking about, Jeff?
This is a Moneyball team! They walk and wait for the three-run homer!
/Hendu
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carl Crawford.
I want the M’s to has this.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Like swinging first pitch and not wanting to play center or leadoff.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have a good CF and leadoff hitter.
Therefore we can accommodate Carl’s demands.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll trade you Ibanez for him straight up
Try it!
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't have a left fielder...
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeremy Reed could be a left fielder.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or a clutch wild pitch
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on May 17, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just knew that was going to happen.
by esoteric on May 17, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about a B.J. homer?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Please Pena
Make it a memorable bday
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on May 17, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Even the sound of the Wave makes me angry.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
come on Pena...
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Gotta save Franklin for the save situation"
ahahahahahahahaha
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bigger pussy: George McClellan or Kyle McClellan?
by esoteric on May 17, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"DO THE WAVE! DO THE WAVE! DO THE WAVE!"
those kids need a good raping
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Allowing your kids to do the wave is bad parenting.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not cool.
Anal sex is like spinach. If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's a Daniel Tosh joke
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Daniel Tosh is awesome
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT GIVE ME CREDIT
See above
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is further reason
we should lobby for my proposed city ordinance that bans children under 14 from sporting events.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't make an out, Carlos
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stressed bullpen indeed
It looks deserted.
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Take Carlos Take!
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CC... steal home...
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh please bring Franklin in.
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF UPTON!
Sigh
www.citadel-insurance.com
by SeanDubbs on May 17, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Im gonna destroy foley
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on May 17, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Four outs on the basepaths
but TIE GAME WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tie Game
But the dumbass baserunning needs to go. That’s twice in this game.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing good ever happens for BJ at third base.
www.citadel-insurance.com
by SeanDubbs on May 17, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am confused.
I am pissed off and elated all at the same time. How is this possible?
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How can you be pissed off at a tie game?
That’s awesome!
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you said this was your Achilles' Heel I didn't believe you at first
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey RJ, is there any fast way to determine how many outs BJ made on the basepaths this year?
9 = 8
by websterjtc on May 17, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably, using Play by play data and such.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
1,2,3 inning please...
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He only had six pitches last inning
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he's facing 8-9-1
What could possibly go wrong?
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I'm guessing the Rays are one of those teams that prefers talent over fundamentals
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Barty is the only good baserunner.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't forget navarro
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on May 17, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pena was supposed to go to Triple A
I said noooo noooo nooo
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lot of 8's on the scoreboard
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on May 17, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
K!!
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is embarrasing
I apologize to the visitors, we haven’t played well at all today.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you kidding?
We would have conceded this game in the second inning!
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You kidding?
It’s more entertaining than our games
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 17, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you talking about? This is the highest quality baseball I've seen all year
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by BrettJMiller on May 17, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've got to be kidding. Let's see....
1.) You scored a lot of runs
2.) You came from behind
3.) You’re currently tied
That’s way more than we’ve had to go on for weeks now.
by esoteric on May 17, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This inning:
Adam Kennedy
Brendan Ryan
Skip Schumaker
This is the most Republican inning of all time.
by Jeff on May 17, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on May 17, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must be forgetting when the Orioles put up
George Bush
Ronald Reagan
John McCain
in 1997
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walken '08
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah..

In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will say this invasion has been highly entertaining.
I’m going to re-up my MLBTV membership for the rest of the season to watch your awesome team.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Cards are trying to dishearten the Rays
with news of Josh Hamilton on the video board
by Orlando Rays on May 17, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
New GDT
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Its almost like he wants us in the new thread
by Robert on May 17, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a dream you did that to me once
I had a build a statue of Graham to get back in.
by Robert on May 17, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's get 3 boys...
but I will settle for one…
In the Name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on May 17, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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