GDT Part 3: Rally Rooster Time!
History has taught us losers always need scapegoats, we have ours today, this is their leader:

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I like Farnsworth...
– K. Farnsworth relieved A. Pettitte
- J. Reyes homered to deep right
- R. Church walked
- D. Wright homered to deep right, R. Church scored
Longlorious.
by RATW on
May 17, 2008 3:12 PM EDT
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I blame Jeff
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on
May 17, 2008 3:13 PM EDT
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First Cut is the Deepest?
Does New York even care about the Yankees? Aren’t they America’s team?
by Sylar on
May 17, 2008 3:13 PM EDT
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Did someone say scapegoat?
The pup that laughs when you're down on your luck.
by Scrappy the Scapegoat on
May 17, 2008 3:13 PM EDT
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Don't think I'm not onto you...
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:14 PM EDT
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This was supposed to be my fucking vacation
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 3:14 PM EDT
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Cliff Floyd is awesome.
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by BrettJMiller on
May 17, 2008 3:14 PM EDT
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No, Jeff!
Don’t let it take a hold of you! It will crush you when you return to LL!
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 3:15 PM EDT
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We have a new home now
I like it here, can we stay?
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on
May 17, 2008 3:16 PM EDT
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I'm running away and staying here
You guys could use a guy to be the butt of gay jokes right?
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT
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You're used to being the butt of many things gay, aren't you?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT
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Now would be a good time to say that Jeff beat me
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 3:21 PM EDT
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Jeff's smart enough to not leave bruises
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by BrettJMiller on
May 17, 2008 3:22 PM EDT
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Emphasis on "almost"
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May 17, 2008 3:23 PM EDT
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Emphasis on "on"
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by BrettJMiller on
May 17, 2008 3:26 PM EDT
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If you could be one Mariners player who would you be?
by Sylar on
May 17, 2008 3:15 PM EDT
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Ichiro or Felix.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:16 PM EDT
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Sexson so I could make lots of money for doing nothing.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on
May 17, 2008 3:16 PM EDT
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Felix
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by BrettJMiller on
May 17, 2008 3:16 PM EDT
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I said Mariners
Not the FAILiners
LOLOLOL
by Sylar on
May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT
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I'm pretty sure Casey Fossum is still alive
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 3:19 PM EDT
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No he's not.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:19 PM EDT
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Sorry I meant when Casey Fossum was good.
by Sylar on
May 17, 2008 3:19 PM EDT
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So you could kill yourself?
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by BrettJMiller on
May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT
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Ken Cloude
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on
May 17, 2008 3:18 PM EDT
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While we're at it
what the fuck happened to Bob Wolcott?
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 3:23 PM EDT
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I got his autograph at a restaurant when he just came up.
I know you all care :)
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on
May 17, 2008 3:24 PM EDT
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We need a run or five.
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May 17, 2008 3:15 PM EDT
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"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
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Oh Crime Dog

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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:18 PM EDT
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Now that's a pedo dog if I've ever seen one.
and I have.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 3:19 PM EDT
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Oooooooh snap
He’s calling you out Graham
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May 17, 2008 3:23 PM EDT
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The funny thing is my mum could kick Robert's ass
by Graham on
May 17, 2008 3:24 PM EDT
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It'd be funnier if we could find someone Robert could beat up.
I’d enjoy watching that a lot more.
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May 17, 2008 3:25 PM EDT
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I think Corco wins...
We need to find a toddler to fight Robert. God I hope he trash talks when he fights.
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May 17, 2008 3:26 PM EDT
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Don't look at me
I’m in enough trouble for Coach baiting last night.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT
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This has gone off on a completely different tangent.
by Orlando Rays on
May 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT
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Well I couldn't make it either
My supervisor was busy trying to explain the right Cauchy-Green deformation tensor to me. And failing.
by Graham on
May 17, 2008 3:30 PM EDT
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I wrote that on a cocktail napkin when I was drunk
admire my genius
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 3:31 PM EDT
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He'll take a bite out of crime.
Pedo crime that is.
by Sylar on
May 17, 2008 3:20 PM EDT
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FLOYD!
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by BrettJMiller on
May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT
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You were down by more than two runs
no comebacks allowed
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT
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I like this 10/9 K/BB ratio...
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:19 PM EDT
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Try saying that to Randy Johnson.
by Orlando Rays on
May 17, 2008 3:20 PM EDT
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Aki triple would help.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:20 PM EDT
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Gotta be fashionable while playing baseball
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on
May 17, 2008 3:21 PM EDT
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Final year of Yankee Stadium
Wouldn’t it be funny if they didn’t build a stadium for next year? Am I right?
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 3:21 PM EDT
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That makes A-Rod sad.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.
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May 17, 2008 3:22 PM EDT
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I wonder if he is ever going to get to the WS.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on
May 17, 2008 3:23 PM EDT
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He's a former Mariner, he'll be doomed like Griffey
by Sylar on
May 17, 2008 3:24 PM EDT
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Randy Johnson, Tino Martinez, Jeff Nelson
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
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May 17, 2008 3:26 PM EDT
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I'm actually working on the new stadium starting Monday
I was supposed to work on the Nets’ new Brooklyn digs, but that is all fucked up right now.
So I have to work on the home of the Evil Empire
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
May 17, 2008 3:58 PM EDT
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Well, if we get one per inning, we'll tie it.
by Orlando Rays on
May 17, 2008 3:21 PM EDT
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If we get four, we might win it.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:22 PM EDT
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Your optimism is refreshing
We’d have already given up on our games
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on
May 17, 2008 3:23 PM EDT
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Ah, we're in good hands with J.P.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:24 PM EDT
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Unlike with Allstate
Florida politics ftw.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on
May 17, 2008 3:26 PM EDT
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JP = Bishoff? If so, we're doomed.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:24 PM EDT
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I'll trade you our Matt for your Matt.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:26 PM EDT
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Bishoff for Carruth.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT
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Can we get a throw-in player?
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by BrettJMiller on
May 17, 2008 3:29 PM EDT
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I'm eligible for free agency after this season
by JI on
May 17, 2008 3:30 PM EDT
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I thought this was one of your ARB years?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on
May 17, 2008 3:30 PM EDT
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I wouldn't offer you arbitration.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:31 PM EDT
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Then what the hell was that last gamethread about?
by JI on
May 17, 2008 3:32 PM EDT
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I don't remember but if we lose you to free agency I'm going to tear down the team and rebuild
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT
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Stop lowballing me on the long term deal, too
by Graham on
May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT
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Bring more to the table you one-tool tease
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 3:35 PM EDT
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I couldn't ever hope to be as big a tool as you though Jeff
by Graham on
May 17, 2008 3:36 PM EDT
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I demand a trade to a contending franchise, dammit
by Graham on
May 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT
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I think that Morgan fellow has a lot of upside.
Lets go get him.
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May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT
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I think I might like it here.
I could be like Ross Gload, I could hit third in the gamethreads despite my lack of wit and typing skills.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 3:34 PM EDT
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I got traded to a winner
Field Gulls here I come
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT
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You guys foolishly picked me up on waivers from the PI forums.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 3:34 PM EDT
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HOUSE% IS NOT A SUSTAINABLE SKILL DAMNIT
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 3:35 PM EDT
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I would argue that it is the most sustainable of skills
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 3:35 PM EDT
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its never lupus
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on
May 17, 2008 3:37 PM EDT
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I disagree.
Jeff rates House% highly in commenter evaluation. When he spots above-average career norms, he’ll go Billy Beane on your ass to get said commenter.
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by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 3:37 PM EDT
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You people are fucking hilarious.
by Orlando Rays on
May 17, 2008 3:41 PM EDT
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What do you mean, "you people?"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 17, 2008 3:42 PM EDT
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Typical blog posters
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 17, 2008 3:43 PM EDT
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For those of you in the Seattle area........
How long is the Post-Intelligencer going to continue to exist? From what I heard they were on the verge of going the way of the Cincinnati Post.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on
May 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT
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I think they merged with the Seattle Times
in terms of distribution
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT
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Are they an afternoon paper still?
That seems like it’s ripe for failure.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on
May 17, 2008 3:40 PM EDT
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The P-I is supposedly safe for about another 10 years.
And no, it’s not an afternoon paper. The Times used to be an afternoon paper, but now they’re both mornings.
by Teej on
May 17, 2008 6:12 PM EDT
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Reserve Clause Invoked o:O
by Patrick L. Kennedy on
May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT
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Patrick, take notes, I'm grooming you as Graham's equal.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:34 PM EDT
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You're grooming me?
I’m already a 10/5 player. I don’t have to do shit.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on
May 17, 2008 3:35 PM EDT
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Glover.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:30 PM EDT
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Make it not-Glover and you probably have a deal.
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May 17, 2008 3:31 PM EDT
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Carruth for Bishoff and DiFelice.
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May 17, 2008 3:32 PM EDT
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im just honored to have my name thrown in with Carruth's
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on
May 17, 2008 3:34 PM EDT
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Shush, you're going to ruin the deal.
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May 17, 2008 3:35 PM EDT
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RJ you don't know
but Jake signed me to a no-trade clause….your gonna have to make me an offer to waive it
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
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May 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT
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Jake = Bavasi?
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT
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Damn
I hate how we continue to suffer from the decisions of previous management.
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May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT
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Is anyone else having trouble posting here?
Every five minutes SBN forgets I’ve signed up for this blog.
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May 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT
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Nope.
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May 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT
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Nope
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May 17, 2008 3:29 PM EDT
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Couldn't see a Pujols homer coming.
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Well I'm happy that Pujols got that out of the way during the "lose game"
But I’m sad that the Rays are losing.
/Coach.
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We don't do that shit here.
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by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT
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UR VIOLATING R SOVREIGNTIEZ!!1!!1!!!1
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May 17, 2008 3:36 PM EDT
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Only NeoGAF would ban me
Me being Sylardamus and all.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2679506
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May 17, 2008 3:36 PM EDT
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I knew you were right all along
I just dont generally post there
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT
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Hey atleast the Yankees are losing.
lolololol
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May 17, 2008 3:32 PM EDT
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B.J./Pena/Longoria need to step their games up.
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May 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT
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It's about time to summon the White Snake
ifyouknowwhatimean
by Sylar on
May 17, 2008 3:34 PM EDT
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Pena
Please homer
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What?
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2007 Pena uses that pitch to murder a fan in the bleachers
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 3:36 PM EDT
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So...... Pena went back to sucking.
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His BABIP is .261
Despite his LD% only being 2% worse than last year.
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PENNNNNNNNNNNA
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BOOM BITCHES
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We usually call them "boom bitches"
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May 17, 2008 3:40 PM EDT
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CARLOS PENA MOTHERFUCKERS
BUM BUM BUMBUMBUM
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT
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You are like The Optimist when we play the Angels.
Buzzkill.
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May 17, 2008 3:44 PM EDT
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Haha the Angels have lost half their games vs. us this year :)
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