So You Want to be a Closer, Eh?
I don't know about everyone else, but "Your mom is high and outside" actually works for me in this situation. Hat tip to Deadspin .
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I saw this a few days ago.
I used to heckle and thought it was funny. I never said anything like these goons said though. Since seeing this video, I will no longer heckle.
In the name of Sinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Jun 11, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
I heckeled the hell out of Lugo when he first came over.
My personal favorite was when he was coming back to the dugout after a strikeout I yelled “I bet if they put a ponytail on the ball you’d hit it.” I feel no remorse.
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by SeanDubbs on Jun 12, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I am going early when Red Sox come to town
to give Coco shit.
One of my great memories was heckling Jose Canseco with my dad. It was a double header in Chicago. He was in Left field first game, we gave him so much shit. Next game Right field. We moved over and gave him more. Good fun.
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BELIEVE in 08!
2nd best heckle of all time.
Nothing is going to top Carl Everett’s dinosaur rain.
At least until someone showers Josh Hamilton with flyers for a methadone clinic.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jun 14, 2008 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions
The Irony of the World Series comment
Is that Percival could have answered “I’ve played in as many World Series as all of the players on your team combined”, and been correct. Only Eckstein has played in a WS. (Burnett may have gotten a ring in ‘03 but has never pitched in the post-season)
Pretty much anytime the answer is one or more, its ridiculous to ask someone how many rings they have.
by GomesSweetGomes on Jun 12, 2008 1:36 AM EDT reply actions
You forgot Troy Glaus
That one wouldn’t work
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 12, 2008 6:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Nevermind
It’s too early to be posting
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 12, 2008 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions
pwned
I wonder if they’ll come back for more in the other two series in Toronto.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
Me and my friend got kicked out of a Padres game in 99
We were heckling the Rockies bullpen too much…I think their ERA was in the 6 range back then so it was real easy. I remember some pitcher named DiPoto needed to be restrained and was threatening to come up into the stands to pummel us. Thinking back, I still can’t believe we took it to that level. I haven’t heckled in years as St Pete has definitely mellowed me out.
The biggest problem with the Jays video is that the guy sounded like such a whiny wimp. His girlfriend sounded more manly than him.
Jamie DeLuca
How do you do it?
How the heck do you copy and paste the Youtube vid onto this site? Could you do it in an e-mail? The reaon I’m asking is I know just enough about computers to get me in trouble. Before I try, I thought I’d ask.
BTW, I like the idea of heckling Crisp when Boston arrives at the “PIT” of dispare. He deserves some good yo ’ momma jokes.
I’ll start: Yo momma’s so ugly she made an onion cry.
Percival would be better off not responding.
If you ignore them they’ll get bored, if you respond they become more involved.
Weak Sauce
That was about as weak heckling as it gets. Very amateur material and the drop-ins from his girlfriend took it to another level of terrible. Unfortunately, Percy played the mom card just a little too early. It was definitely the right card to play, but if he would have waited, he could have responded to the critic of the pitching with…”Your mom likes it when I am low and inside”.
Oh well.
hey bluejays fan how many games are you behind the rays?
5 games, 5 games and i would rather have percy than bj ryan and his mom probably was high and outside along time ago probably how he got born!!!
"how many grandkids do you have"
“I don’t know, ask your mom”
Wow Percy, although quite funny you might want to keep the “go ask your mom’s” to yourself next time.
LOL!
In the home opener last year against Toronto when BJ Ryan tore up his elbow, me and some of my friends were sitting about 20 rows up above the visitors bullpen at The Trop and screaming at the guy. I’‘m sure we got in his head and were the reason for the blown save/loss and the Tommy John surgery : )
Note to self
make sure blazin sites near bullpen when Red Sox come to town.
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by Joshua Downie on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I refuse to believe that someone with a parochial school's mascot as their avatar
would hold such unprogressive views.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jun 14, 2008 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions

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