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That is so awesome.

I think SB Nation should implement emoticons.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 12, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait...

I thought chicks dig the longo ball…

by rglass44 on Jun 12, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Other MLB Superpowers...

Wind- Ryan Howard
Water- ?
Earth- ?
Heart- Capt. Jetes

by rglass44 on Jun 12, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Water: Joba Chamberlain

Seemed obvious to me.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 12, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Come on, isn’t Moises Alou the clear choice for water?

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jun 14, 2008 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Just off-hand, I know that one of our frequent posters is Katie from the Hudson Valley area. She’s quite awesome, I wish she posted more often. Other than that, I don’t know.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jun 13, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's not impressive.

I’ve seen Chipper Jones do the same thing by rubbing the crabs together that he got from a Hooters girl.

www.citadel-insurance.com

by SeanDubbs on Jun 12, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Gross

They did it for Gross’ walk off also

by matthan on Jun 12, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's pretty much the team's song during games

And yes, it is lame.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 13, 2008 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's priceless!

The look on his face, and he’s carrying his mitt?
He’s such a player. “Ladies, Ladies, you look a little young, but c’mon baby light my fire.”

by Her Rays on Jun 13, 2008 10:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Guess it's obligatory

but there’s no fart joke in there?

by nyyfaninlaaland on Jun 13, 2008 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Courtesy of a Poster over at BBTF

“We were all set for a great tailgate”
“And she forgot the matches”
“No You did”
“Ladies, ladies, I got a big hot dog for both of you”

by GomesSweetGomes on Jun 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

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