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That is so awesome.

I think SB Nation should implement emoticons.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 12, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait...

I thought chicks dig the longo ball…

by rglass44 on Jun 12, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Other MLB Superpowers...

Wind- Ryan Howard
Water- ?
Earth- ?
Heart- Capt. Jetes

by rglass44 on Jun 12, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Water: Joba Chamberlain

Seemed obvious to me.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 12, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Come on, isn’t Moises Alou the clear choice for water?

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jun 14, 2008 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

Just off-hand, I know that one of our frequent posters is Katie from the Hudson Valley area. She’s quite awesome, I wish she posted more often. Other than that, I don’t know.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jun 13, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shocker!

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 13, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not as well as your mop.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 13, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not impressive.

I’ve seen Chipper Jones do the same thing by rubbing the crabs together that he got from a Hooters girl.

www.citadel-insurance.com

by SeanDubbs on Jun 12, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gross

They did it for Gross’ walk off also

by matthan on Jun 12, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's pretty much the team's song during games

And yes, it is lame.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 13, 2008 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's priceless!

The look on his face, and he’s carrying his mitt?
He’s such a player. “Ladies, Ladies, you look a little young, but c’mon baby light my fire.”

by Her Rays on Jun 13, 2008 10:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Guess it's obligatory

but there’s no fart joke in there?

by nyyfaninlaaland on Jun 13, 2008 11:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol kaz is wylin

by dropkicknu on Jun 13, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Courtesy of a Poster over at BBTF

“We were all set for a great tailgate”
“And she forgot the matches”
“No You did”
“Ladies, ladies, I got a big hot dog for both of you”

by GomesSweetGomes on Jun 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Terrible

Really really terrible.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jun 14, 2008 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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