Hilarious reading to take your mind off the Rays woes

by acelion on Jul 29, 2008 11:55 AM EDT

I had never heard of Dirk Hayhurst (AAA Portland Beavers of the San Diego Padres system) before reading the Non-Prospect Blog over at Baseball America. I don't know if he'll ever become a big league pitcher, but he can sure tell a story. I laughed so hard that I cried. It was a nice diversion from dwelling on the Rays recent offensive struggles, which also make me cry but for very different reasons.

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/prospect-diary/2008/266553.html

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Before I get hammered for it....

I honestly thought I had posted this as a fanshot rather than a fanpost. A thousand pardons please.

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by acelion on Jul 29, 2008 12:09 PM EDT reply actions

Rec'd

Wow. Hilarious.

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by BWoodrum on Jul 29, 2008 1:23 PM EDT reply actions

Poor guy.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 29, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions

I farted on Jason's pillow, he farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and eventually pinkeyed my pillow.

I’m not proud of this.

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Jul 30, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions

On of my good friends played college ball at JU

He said they literally made their bus driver puke one time on a road trip. He stopped the bus, threw up and continued driving. The bus smelled so bad, it made him nauseous. He was proud of this.

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by Tyler on Jul 30, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions

JU as in Jacksonville University?!

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by BWoodrum on Jul 31, 2008 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions

Yes

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by Tyler on Jul 31, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions

Hey! I go to JU!

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by BWoodrum on Aug 2, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions

My buddy is old

He’s 31 now.

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by Tyler on Aug 2, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions

lol that man has some bad luck lol

i would have thrown up if someone wouldve farted in my mouth and i could taste it

longo=ROY. friedman=Executive of the year. Maddon=Manager of the year. Rays=WS champs 08!

by RaysOfHope on Jul 30, 2008 2:11 AM EDT reply actions

Hilarious story, saw that on BTF yesterday.

Gotta ask though, what are these Rays “woes”? Did I miss them falling five games out of first or something?

by Jim Wisinski on Jul 30, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

I was referring to

the Rays inability to score runs lately. More specifically their inability to hit with runners in scoring position. Sorry, but it makes me a bit nervous.

The artist formerly known as TonyT

by acelion on Jul 30, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions

i know the rays are still in first place!

also every team in baseball is going to go through stretchs like this and soon this offense is going to be upgraded termoudsly with the return of rocco this weekend and the possible trade for jason bay

longo=ROY. friedman=Executive of the year. Maddon=Manager of the year. Rays=WS champs 08!

by RaysOfHope on Jul 30, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions