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According to MLB.com’s T.R. Sullivan, the Reds may pursue Rangers’ outfielder Nelson Cruz to replace Ken Griffey Jr. in right field.
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
Jason has a point.
He and I had agreed that a themed title was in order.
B Rad the Ray Fan
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I'll repeat this one
GO ALL IN JP!!! THIS IS YOUR YEAR MAN!!!!
(Jays play Yanks/Sox 21 times down the stretch, and only play us 6 times)
by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
good point
Maybe Jays should get Bay afterall
Yankees gotta play Angels with Texiera 9 more times also
I liked seeing JP/Bal/Wheeler/Percy but I also would like Starter 6 innings JP/Bal/Percy
and Ludwick’s bat in our line-up.
At some point if we don’t score runs we will see more of Hammell/Miller than Wheeler/Percy
Re: Lannon
He sucks. I have seen him pitch thrice and he got shelled every time. He only looks good compared to the rest of their staff.
Ignorance.
Look at his peripherals, look at his age, and for fuck’s sake don’t credit your own subjective “the three times I saw him he sucked!!!” opinion over the numbers.
He’s a rookie putting up a 126 ERA+ with the worst offense and defense in the Majors backing him. And he’s 23.
You’re wrong.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Will 3:59 never come
and bring with it the news of Bay and Dunn for Mason, Jackson, Brignac, and Ruggs
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Anybody else following the BP roundtable?
by knoxvillerayfan on Jul 31, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions
does it cost any money?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Hoo Ra
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Too much take Mason out
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
“1:39 p.m.: Just spoke to someone in Tampa, and the Rays are not necessarily out of this, contrary to much else that is being said.”
Pirates probably shot us down when they thought the Manny 3-way deal was still on
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Pirates: HAHAHHA, SUCK IT TAMPA, WE GOT A BETTER DEAL.
Marlins: I can’t work with these people
Red Sox: Can’t work? you’re not being reasonable…..you should be including Ron Jeremy with the amount you’re trying to f**k us.
Pirates: HI! Andy! How nice to speak with you! I was just kidding before! I so funny.
Those on-again, off-again Jason Bay-to-Tampa Bay talks are back on, according to a source familiar with the discussions. The two sides have been so far apart that it appeared they’d given up on each other as of early Thursday afternoon. But the source said they’ve closed that gap somewhat and are still talking.Tampa Bay has hinted its willing to structure a package around pitcher Jeff Niemann and shortstop prospect Reid Brignac, but the Pirates have been seeking one of their elite pitching prospects—Wade Davis, David Price or Jeremy Hellickson.
Talbot and bukkake
make it happen
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Pirates can have my frumunda cheese
if they think they’re getting one of the top 3 after giving away Nady/Marte for a collection of scabs
by Jason Collette on Jul 31, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry we'll be stranded on 3rd before long
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to think
that if its between getting nothing and getting those two, The Pirates have to make that deal.
Not when compared to Davis/Hellickson + Brignac it's not
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Crapple?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
YES!!!!
Some hope is back!
Niemann, Brignac and Perez enough?
Anyway we can have Hellickson, Price, Davis and Bay all in our organization?
Just when I thought our chance had passed
Fried went and saved the best for last
by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
Who would you trade with Brignac..Davis or Hell boy??
by arkansasraysfan on Jul 31, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
If they do Price/Brignac I think we'd have to lynch Friedman
by arkansasraysfan on Jul 31, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont think you have to worry bout that
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
his tie looks like
a grandmother’s couch
by FanDisplaced on Jul 31, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think anyone thought that Keith Law was a fashion person
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He's supposedly the shortest and best dressed of the prospect guys
Meaning him, Callis, and Goldstein.
OK Davidsmarch
Get your lotion out….he’s fellating your boy…j/k
by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2008 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
basically Law saying what I've been saying for awhile
Brignac is the shit and will be our starting SS next season.
unless he gets traded
whatever his cut is
its worth it in spades
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
They asked Law
of the players that could actually get traded (excluding guys like price, davis, etc.) who did he think was the best
by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
and i agree with him,
obviously. he’s the best infield prospect even being talked about being moved.
OK..Lets just hold onto EVERYONE and expand rosters to what.......50???
by arkansasraysfan on Jul 31, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
They don't want Niemann.....They want Price/Davis/Hellickson...
I’d like to keep all 3 but would part with Davis first…
by arkansasraysfan on Jul 31, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it
Niemann had a sub-2 ERA in July. I would think this is the more likely guy that they would be getting. They are just being greedy at this point cuz they still have 90 mins.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
You’ve got to call their bluff. If they want more pitching then you throw in Hammel (who was a pretty decent starter) or maybe Talbot. But you don’t give them Davis or Hellickson just because they say they want it. If they want Brignac (which they do) then they’ll take the deal.
The artist formerly known as TonyT
ESPN’s Jayson Stark reports that the Jason Bay-to-Tampa Bay talks are back on.
Peter Gammons reports that the Pirates will hold out for Wade Davis over Jeff Niemann. The Rays probably will have to give up Davis, Jeremy Hellickson or Reid Brignac as part of a package for Bay. The Jays and maybe the Cardinals are also still in on Bay.
9 = 8
Fuck you Briggy, take your .310 OBP and burn in hell. Or pittsburgh.
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
22 yr old in first yr of AAA
for all the stat lovers, this guy hits line-drives thats good for those numbers right?
Um, what are you talking about...Brignac is awesome
(Stomps on foot)
Brignac is the finest most decent human being I’ve ever known
by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
According to Jon Heyman of SI.com, the Mets are discussing reliever Luis Ayala with the Nationals. Omar Minaya “badly wants a reliever.”
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
Haha, Minaya's gonna get punked.
Ayala’s cashed at this point.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
rglass: In defense of Jim Bowden
Chad Cordero for ??1.) Cordero is a loss, but it’s hard to predict someone is going to tear their labrum. I suppose this one is a demerit for Bowden, but not a thoroughly inexcusable one.
Alfonso Soriano for ??What good deal has he made? Signing Christian Guzman, Dmitri Young, or Ronnie Belliard?
He’s gone either way. That’s what happens when the feds investigate you for stealing from your own players.
2.) Soriano – this is ALL MYTH. People outside the loop on the Nats always get this wrong. There were NO GOOD DEALS on offer for Soriano at the 2006 deadline. The Mets were offering Phil Humber, and that’s the BEST that was out there. Rather than give Soriano away for bullshit lowballing, Bowden made inestimably smarter move of keeping him and taking the draft picks, which turned into Josh Smoker and Jordan Zimmermann. Zimmermann in particular is kicking major ass in the minors, and is part of the reason why the Nats have so much great pitching potential in the pipeline. This was absolutely the right move on Bowden’s part, and nobody familiar with the reality of the situation thinks otherwise.
3.) Good deals? Well, you have to judge deals by their quality at the time they were made, not based on what developments – unanticipated by both parties – happened later. This is the only fair standard. And on this measure, the following were all incredibly good deals: Kearns/Lopez/Wagner for Gary Majewski/Bill Bray. Snelling/Fruto for Vidro/massive $$$ relief. Milledge for Schneider/Church. Dukes for nothing. Signing Belliard and Young off the scrap heap. Flores – the catcher of the future – AS A FREE RULE V PICK, just an insane steal.
Moreover, the Guzman resigning is impossible to fault. Since Guzman got LASIK surgery and his shoulder repaired, his TTL is much higher than that of the guy who had a legendarily bad 2005 when he was both blind and hurt. His numbers in 2007 and 2008 are much more accurate. Thus getting paid league average for two years (short time frame) is actually quite fair, especially given that the Nats have absolutely NOTHING in the system at SS. Belliard was a great pickup and it would be nuts to fault Bowden for re-signing him at 2 yrs/3.5 million dollars. What, like that’s expensive for a guy who can supersub, start, and give you a decent bat? Young’s re-signing was more money than I would have preferred, and was thus worthy of criticism, but you have to realize it was done as an insurance policy against the likelihood (since borne out) that Nick Johnson would get injured and go on the DL. Still, I think this one is the one you can attack the most, although again deals need to be analyzed in terms of the alternatives on offer.
I have no defense for the Rauch/Bonifacio deal. I think Rizzo drove that one (he was Arizona’s farm director before becoming Washington’s), but still, the return was far too low.
So in summary, you don’t know what you’re talking about w/r/t Bowden’s moves with the Nationals. That’s okay, since you’re not a fan and you’re not expected to. What I’m saying, however, is that dismissing him as a bad GM is ITSELF retarded, and suggests that you really haven’t been paying attention over the past three years. He has, quite the opposite, been solidly above-average as a GM, especially when you consider the obscene budget restraints he’s been forced to work with.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Give me a fucking break. It's a good post.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Worthy of being a post. Just not on the trade blog maybe?
by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a response to a post in the other thread, right before it got closed down
I didn’t expect it to get that long, it’s just that when you defend Bowden you have to correct a lot of the snarky conventional wisdom out there about him.
I won’t defend his work in Cincinnati, or his faults. But he’s NOT a terrible GM, and his track record since 2005 is actually one that any fanbase would be happy with for the most part. Some of his gambles haven’t paid off, but they were all smart gambles that we applauded at the time.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
True. I'm just sayin maybe you'd get more reads if it was a fanpost instead.
by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It would be pretty out-of-place on DRaysBay, don'tcha think?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
don't you mean intelligence restraints?
He’s a tools whore who trades for the sexy athlete. He’s had a hard on for Wily Mo Pena that goes back as far as my boner for Alyssa Milano. He gave Guzman 4/16 deal that is only now looking like it was worth it into the 3rd year of the deal. Getting Flores for free was an easy risk for a crap team to make. The Mets couldn’t make room for him – their loss.
by Jason Collette on Jul 31, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I disagree with most everything you've said
I do follow the Nats because I live here. I have two aunts that have seperate season tix packages so I go to the games.
Bowden is awful. He has made NO GOOD DEALS. You can’t say the Kearns/Lopez deals were good. Neither of those players ever were good or will ever be good. Not trading Cordero was a HUGE mistake. What good is a 40 save guy on a 90 loss team? Not trading Soriano was a huge mistake. Considering the complete lack of talent in the system, I don’t trust them to draft the right guy or develop him.
Flores was a good move. I will give them that. Why sign the other two catchers then?
Signing a fat firstbasemen who can’t move and has diabetes to an extension is not a backup plan. That’s an exit strategy.
You also didn’t address the situation with Dominican players.
Who has Bowdin brought in that they could hang their hat on? They lucked out with Zimmerman and that’s it.
I cheer for the Nats and that is why I hate Bowdin!
screw him

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His own fault
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unless it is Barry
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or Dunn..
if the price is right….it would be a big step and commitment if andy said, “screw it, we will eat floyds contract”
Yeah I was about to say
unless it was Dunn
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Jonah Keri: (2:15 PM ET ) Apparently the only person who knows the score is Manny himself.
But you were off by a bit, Manny. Since all the Ramirez talk started, I’ve had two theories on why the Red Sox are floating his name out there and heating up the trade talks:
1) To placate the Boston media and leave Manny swinging in the wind.
2) To c*block the Rays from getting Jason Bay.
screw them
Friedman can still pimp it. No one blocks his cock.
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they should be guiding our cock
not blocking it. A little healthy competition is good
by Albertrayon on Jul 31, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait so the Red Sox are the cops from Superbad...
and we are McLovin?
As long as I get to shoot a cop car I’m in.
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 31, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Is a dangling Manny
anything like a hanging Chad?
OK so who would do Davis and Brignac for Bay and Grabow
I vote yes, it would hurt but this is what teams make a final push towards the playoffs do….
Also, Price and Hellickson are our top 2 IMO and we would have them.
Crappy part is we use Bartlett or some random guy until Beckham is ready.
Of the big 3 pitchers in our system, which would you trade first (gun put to head)
I’d flip Davis
by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions
I'd go with Hellboy if I had to trade one of them
But I’d be REALLY reluctant
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assuming everything equal
And your brain will be scattered on the floor if you dont give up one of them
by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Answer

That wasnt so hard now was it?
by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Davis..............bleh
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*BANG!*
That’s who I choose, because I’m a real fan.
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www.we-use-more-than-one-stat-here.com
by BWoodrum on Jul 31, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
id say yes
sell high on brignac and davis. obviously you’d like to do it with less but there is always the possibility that you are selling high on brignac and davis who have both regressed this year.
come on Friedman
Make the Pirates desperate to make a deal. Get him for Niemann and Brignac, maybe toss in Perez.
Keep our big 3 and bring in Bay
Just wait until we invade for their trees and milk.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
and maple syrup and candy!
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I think Pirates are gonna make us suffer
because they screwed it up big time with Nady and Marte and now they need to make up for all that talent they lost out on.
Nice form
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I know wtf
I want some just to mess around with it.
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:( ruin my dreams more?
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WTF?! Now you will say Raymond is just a girl in a costume...
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NOooooooooooooo
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what if
you put mighty putty over steve phillips’ mouth
by FanDisplaced on Jul 31, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
HAA
im getting that right along with my shamwow!
by FanDisplaced on Jul 31, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
no cable anymore
this is one of the few things I miss these guys are amazing
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd do ...
Neimann, Brignac and a lowel-level guy right now. Pleez.
I don't think we are trading our SU man
I think guys in the majors(besides Floyd, Gomes, Gross, Miller and Reyes), why would we trade anyone from the majors? Especially our awesome SU man who can close.
is anyone getting
this mighty putty commercial?
Screw it..Sign Bonds and get Bay AND Dunn
Then DFA Gomes, Floyd and whoever to make room…would be a beautiful thing
by arkansasraysfan on Jul 31, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions
uh..... where would they play?
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According to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the Jays’ bid for Jason Bay consisted of one phone call in which the Pirates asked for something so excessive that no further talks were needed.
Shaun Marcum and Travis Snider? The Rays might be the only team with a chance of landing Bay at this late date.
-roto
9 = 8
Just because we have a chance of landing him, doesn't mean we should
It’s looking like they want too much for Bay and it just won’t be worth it
tim kurkjian
sounds like toby from the office
Kurkjian is a midget
He was on BBTN 2 weeks ago in a shot standing next to Eduardo Perez and Chris Singleton and he looked like a 10 yr old batboy
by Jason Collette on Jul 31, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to listen to the Final Countdown as many times as it takes to match that
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
joining in...
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Can I watch ARrested Development instead?
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
you are not a team player...
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I'm my book...
You can and SHOULD watch Arrested Development at any time.
B Rad the Ray Fan
www.we-use-more-than-one-stat-here.com
You know what guys, we don't need a big bat, or a lefty.
We need experience, someone with a few rings under their belts.
TRADE FOR DARIN ERSTAD
Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZkllM8znx4
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Christina Kahrl would make one of the coolest girlfriends on the planet
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
i said coolest not sure what she looks like
she speak so well
about baseball
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair, she actually looks...erm...not bad as a chick.
I feel very weird saying that.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Yeah, but that's because her hair hadn't grown out yet.
I’ve seen her in more recent pictures, it’s terrifying how much of a normal woman she looks. Hey, maybe he/she was supposed to be one all along!
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
NO
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don't lie
its unbecoming
and if you were on her/him you would be coming
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Pat would hit it
I would not
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so it works kinda?
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What scares me is that, if I met her randomly, I might hit it too.
Imagine, a not-bad looking woman starts talking baseball with an insane level of knowledge…sure, she’s not superhot or anything, but wow she loves the same sport you do! You never find that in a girl! That’s totally awesome.
You wouldn’t ask too many questions. Or rather, it would never occur to you to ask the right question. And that’s where the horror comes in.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
crying game
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
or better yet do you want Its Always Sunny
The chick from Joe Dirt is mega hot, except for her package
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If she's post op you would never know
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
She still wouldn't be able to get, erm..."ready" down there absent artificial lubrication
And then you’d know.
And with that, this discussion had gotten waaaay too explicit.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I'm sure she has a stick of lube around her at all times
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
What is your take on the film
White Chicks
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
you could probably date Jeff then
as long as you your friends don’t like it
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, the diary was epic.
Jeff is a fucking great writer.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be plugging it
if I didn’t agree
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't understand why BP or THT or someone hasn't hired him.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Is he trying?
Maybe he doesn’t want to retire from LL.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured you would know.
I’ve never talked with him about that stuff. He’s good enough that he should be getting paid for it though.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
you learn something everyday
speaking from experience?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks buddy
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's just say I had a traumatic experience in Bangkok once...
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
wow...just wow...
most unintentionally hilarious statement ever…
In case you weren't just making a really funny joke, Christina Kahrl used to be a man named Chris Kahrl.
He had a sex-change operation.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
What well the picture pretty much confirms that
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You realize that we're never going to let you forget about this, right?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
It's not going to be as memorable as the furry diary.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Why didn't anyone save that.
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
if you can't laugh at yourself
at least you can laugh at sternfan1
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I wasn't sure how to break that to him.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
The screwed up thing...
is Wikipedia waits to the very end of her entry to mention it’s transgendered.
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 31, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
IM GETTING MY POPCORN READY
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
DO IT NOW!

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
No matter what happens:
Best. Trade Deadline. Ever.
(Simply on the merit that we are buyers for the first time ever.)
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by BWoodrum on Jul 31, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
well we are neither so far
but at least we aren’t sellers.
Although selling Zambrano for Kazmir was kinda cool….
But Kazmir has off-the-field issues!
and they can fix Zambrano’s arm in 10 minutes!
TAMPA BAY RAYS: 2008 CITRUS SERIES CHAMPIONS
From this point on, I positively WANT my incoming pitchers to be genial stoners.
I think it would probably help them to have a nice positive can-do attitude.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Thanks
Maybe you can answer me, why isn’t Jarrod Washburn being traded?
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The Mariners are holding out for a player
a straight salary dump can be done through waivers
That’s my guess.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright, how about a logical explanation why the M's want TWO premium prospects
for Raul Ibanez?
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If I may say
Schumaker is a nice little player, I have to think that he’s goes if they get Bay.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Cards want him
but that wont matter much, there only chance is to trade Rasmus, which they will not do. They will trade him the same day we trade Price.
its still who the Bucs want
We can get away with keeping our top 3, cards would have to deal their #1, as would the Jays.
Cards get – Bay/Wheeler
Rays get- Ludwick/Grabow
Pirates get- Brignac, Chris Perez, + type b prospects
Except that Ludwick is one of the very best player in baseball
and trading him for Bay is a huge downgrade.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree but for some reason they really like Skip Shumaker
and Ludwick doesn’t play everyday as it is.
Schumake can get on base ok
and he plays outstanding defense.
That’s a nice little player while he’s cheap.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
If Epstein pulled that off it would be one of the most brilliant trades ever.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Aqua Globe
It waters the plant for you! Even finicky exotic plants. No more constant watering!
wacky waving
inflatable arm flailing tube men. wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man. wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men!!!
Red Sox need to stop being
economical girly men.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
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Didn't forget the reply button
but now the post is too far up.
Whats the idea with Ludwick
Rays Get: Ludwick
Pirates Get: Brignac, Some decent cardinals spect
Cards Get: Bay
?
I think we are gonna go for Bay and Grabow
I just mentioned this above
if we can end up with Ludwick and Grabow. I would deal Brignac, Wheeler, Perez
Listening to Tompkin on XM
saying the Rays and Pirates are getting close.
saying a deal could be possible without the rays giving up elite prospects
COCK TEASES
they had breaking news on ESPN and it turned out to be nothing. Just Gammons bullshitting…
DIE ESPN

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
That's what Friedman said to Bay.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
Listening to the Final Countdown
over and over is better.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
Favre sneezed and asked for peanuts on his flight
by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't this dead?
A team will need to dramatically upgrade it’s offer before the deadline if Brian Fuentes is going to be dealt, ESPN’s Jayson Stark reports.
The Red Sox, Yankees, Mets, Cardinals and Rays are among the teams that have been chasing Fuentes.
they can
but the D’Backs can’t be this bad.
Offense is good enough and any team that has Webb and Haren scares me. Too bad for them Owings forgot how to pitch.
chicks dig the longball
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Guys!
All we gotta do is win 20 out of 21 like we did last year…piece of cake!
by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It will be like East Oakland where the youngsters get hyphy
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
R.J. Anderson is not a fan
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
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Please
This gets hard to keep up with very quickly
by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
just hit "z"
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Any minor trades lurking?
Anything going on with lefty relievers?
Braves asked for a pitching prospect.
Red Sox declined. Why aren’t we fishing anyone?
by knoxvillerayfan on Jul 31, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
why again are we totally against having 5 straight lefties in the line-up
LH- Aki, CC, Pena, Dunn, Hinske
RH-BJ, Longo, Bartlett
SH-Navi
From my research on BTB the idea of equality in lineups is a myth.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
not even late against Loogy/roogy's?
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course it is...
All it does is allow for LOOGYs but how often is that happening
too make it look like we aren't completely enamored by Bay and make Cincy come calling
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
bay=Dunn
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think they are...
It just isn’t ideal. Dunn doesn’t add what Bay would. Dunn replaces Floyd and still means Hinske/Gross/Gomes in right. Bay goes into right and allows a DH platoon.
GET TO JAYSON STARK ALREADY!
I hate ESPN sooooooooooo much
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sorry meant to use reply ...
ESPN -- The Red Sox Network
by St Pete Native on Jul 31, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Just another reason to hate ESPN
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
Not a big trade but can we please move one of
Dan Johnson
Chris Richard
Elliot Johnson
Ben Zobrist
Joel Guzman
Andy Cannizaro
that is 6 infielders in Durham not including Reid Brignac. It wouldn’t be big but cant we move one of those guys for a minor league arm or cash or something.
A trade like that is more likely to happen in the offseason...
None of those guys are going to help a team right now unless they are part of a larger move
I'm thoroughly enjoying myself
I love this suspense and I love actually having a real reason to care about baseballt his late in the season
by matthan on Jul 31, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i was confused
worked for Eddie Murphy
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
the one with the beard isn't so bad
but you should have circled which one you are Mr. Glass now we’ll never be able to tell
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
you just said THE ONE WITH THE BEARD ISN'T SO BAD
1#$#%##! WTF
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
Jason Stark has some news for us
This is like a reality TV show….except Im actually glued to my tv…stupid commercias
by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
i bet its that thing that maddux isn't getting traded
or something insignificant like that
by FanDisplaced on Jul 31, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
FIDDLECATS TO BATTLESTATIONS
FIDDLECATS TO BATTLESTATIONS!
by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
if you fucking with us.....
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo F'n A wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
MLB.com’s Bill Chastain with the scoop – the Rays have acquired Jason Bay for Reid Brignac and Jeff Niemann. The Rays haven’t confirmed it yet though.
THE PIRATES FOLDED!
FIDDLECATS FOR EVERYONE!
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Chastain with a scoop???
NO FUCKING WAY
by Hazleton Jason on Jul 31, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
MLBTR has this...
.com’s Bill Chastain with the scoop – the Rays have acquired Jason Bay for Reid Brignac and Jeff Niemann. The Rays haven’t confirmed it yet thou
FIDDLECATS TO BATTLESTATIONS
FIDDLECATS TO BATTLESTATIONS
FIDDLECATS TO BATTLESTATIONS
FIDDLECATS TO BATTLESTATIONS
FIDDLECATS TO BATTLESTATIONS
FIDDLECATS TO BATTLESTATIONS
Feh, it's great price. Win for both teams, and the Rays didn't have to give up Hellickson or Davis.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
A source told MLB.com that the Rays will get Jason Bay from the Pirates for Reid Brignac and Jeff Niemann.
by Twins Territory on Jul 31, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions

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