Rocco's Beard

by R.J. Anderson on Aug 11, 2008 1:47 PM EDT

Now that he's finally shaved it we found what was in the darn thing, here's a list with pictures because pictures are colorful and fun.

Rocco named him Peter. They would talk during games about things ranging from the weather to Peter's interest in polemology.

He likes seeds because they are delicious.

The hell if I know.

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Oriole

That is too close to the Baltimore logo, its funny!! Are you saying we need Sarfate or Sherill and his straight billed cap?! I think Sherill’s cap should be up there:)

Joe

by joedobr on Aug 11, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions

Peter the Oriole?!

Eh, go figure

Joe

by joedobr on Aug 11, 2008 1:53 PM EDT reply actions

The bird is blue....

not orange.

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by SRQman on Aug 11, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions

The closeness

can not be ignored, first look and you think of oriole….a cool hidden extra reference, the greatness of RJ at work

Joe

by joedobr on Aug 11, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions

You sir

are high as an Oriole in the sky. That is BLUE therefore I do not think of an Oriole.

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by SRQman on Aug 11, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions

agreed

by rglass44 on Aug 11, 2008 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions

If you look at the silhouette

It looks like an oriole…At least Sarfate isn’t throwing at Pena, but Sherill’s cap and his straight as an arrow ironed bill deserves credit too

Joe

by joedobr on Aug 11, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions

Its more of a black with an yellowish underbelly

Joe

by joedobr on Aug 11, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions

What about George Sherrill's cap

The Woody Woodpecker of baseball, just the site of the ballcap is intimidating. Does he straight iron the cap?!

Joe

by joedobr on Aug 11, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions

I smell a Shannon Stewart signing

The Jays just released him, he’s a right-handed hitting outfielder, and he’s demonstrated “proven veteran leadership”.

And #24 is available!

by Art Deco on Aug 11, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions

noooooo

by rglass44 on Aug 11, 2008 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions

um no, he is not good anymore

Longo=ROY. Friedman=Executive of the year. Maddon=Manager of the year. Rays=WS champs 08! fiddler cat=best way to show your excitement. BJ UPTON IS NOT LAZY! ! ! Gabe Gross=caption clutch.

by RaysOfHope on Aug 11, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions

I agree...

Low risk and high reward…A good, decent player with experience

Joe

by joedobr on Aug 11, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions

The line it is drawn/The curse it is cast/The slow one now/Will later be fast/ As the present now/Will later be past/The order is/Rapidly fadin'./And the first one now/Will later be last/For the times they are a-changin'..- Bob Dylan

by thebaddancingraysfan on Aug 11, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

For every Barry Bonds picture...

I shall post a :

by thebaddancingraysfan on Aug 11, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

Which is retarded.

We already offered that cock-stain a contract and he turned us down.

by Vin on Aug 11, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions

So, my wife turned me down

And now look at us! Ha!

We could really use him, he could really use us. But, I woud still rather have Ruggiano other then Lofton but, if we are going to play the Barry card, I will play the Lofton card.

by thebaddancingraysfan on Aug 11, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Barry card has better stats than Lofton card.

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by SRQman on Aug 11, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions

Did your wife cry on a national forum about nobody wanting to give her a legitimate penis?

‘Cause right after he turned down our 1 year $1mil+ offer, he whined to Ken Rosenthal about how “if people don’t want me, there’s nothing I can do about that.”

So play that Lofton card all you want. He’s a whiny little bitch who doesn’t deserve to play ML baseball.

by Vin on Aug 11, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions

We should offer him another contract

But don’t put a signature acceptance line on it. Then when he looks at it and says, “where do I sign? I don’t see a signature line here”, the rays respond, “No, you can not has contract on contending team. Not yours.”

Then they leave Lofton befuddled in a room to sulk more.

by kericr on Aug 11, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions