GDT Pt. 2
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM EDT
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Longo didn't even start out hustlin
He just was ballin
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
good lord
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
holy shit
I haven’t seen Freeze, Blade, and Da Flame in forever
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
How good do you have to be to hit 3 balls that would have been homeruns in the same at bat?
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Longo makes me wanna shout
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So...that Longoria at bat was the motherfucking shit.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Favre will play for Bucs
http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080805/PKR01/80805144/1058
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yayerrrrrrr
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wow i'd like to apologize for that drunken post
scotchy scotch scotch.
by EminenceFront on Aug 6, 2008 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, the fucking Red Sox are winning again. But screw the Yankees.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
whoooooooooooooooooo
save some for kaz and 4 innings of relief tomorrow
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I'll wear the Sternfan hat tonight
Evan shouldn’t be batting cleanup. Floyd is worthless on this team. Navarro’s fat. Gabe Gross is worthless on this team.
How do you know this?
(I realize I’m missing some in-joke here)
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Oh wait, I get it...'cause the Rays are stomping the Indians.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
He's a hatemonger
He only comes around when the Rays lose and he proceeds to troll, though I tink he might have gotten a bit better as of late.
Doesn't spout random hate.
He actually emailed me asking about B.J.’s contract status because he thought the radio hosts were wrong.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 5, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't kiss my ass.
Outside of SRQMan’s 40 boxings (real number) he’s the only person almost always boxed on a weekly basis.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 5, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Im guessing he likes Howard Stern?
That’s probably why he’s so clever (note: this is sarcasm)
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
SRQ's been boxed 40 times
beejus
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Those were the second best three minutes of my life.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You do remember he's Jason Bay right?
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I get it.
My point is that he is not really a baller dude.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He's white and Canadian, of course he's not.
HE’S A GAMER.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 5, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
alright j.p.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I mega-loathe LF Hinske as well
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there is nothing, that article has to be purely speculation
if it’s gonna happen, it should happen tomorrow or the next day.
I remember hearing an old jim leyland interview.
when a team is down late, if they’re quitting on the game you’ll just see a lot of first pich swinging cause they just want to get out of there.
Now that I write this it seems kind of obvious, oh well
Going to see Dr. James Andrews.
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Well, since it's his shoulder, I doubt he replaces his elbow ligament
I mean he might, but he probably wouldn’t be allowed to perform surgery on anyone again as he’d be in jail.
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thats funny right there
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
he's electrifying
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I fully support Rick Ross images
Save them to TinyPic or wherever and click the icon that looks like a tree
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to play John Maddon on her xbox.
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You'd like to babble for 3 hours
Including 7 seperate Turdunkin references?
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, other than spelling Madden wrong...it's a Scrubs reference.
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It's the greatest show that I can't find good a good way to reference
Mainly because the vast majority of the humor in Scrubs comes from other refrences.
not a fan
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I do, although it's not as good as it used to be
But that’s a tough standard to live up to, because it used to be one of the best sitcoms of all-time.
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not exactly lofty company
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, they are garbage
Arrested Development being the exception
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Scrubs is not garbage.
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If Scrubs is a sitcom, then by the logic of my statement
it is, in fact, garbage
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're statement is in fact false then.
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I could name a million cartoons that are better than any sitcom
outside of seinfeld, arrested development, the office i know I’m forgetting something
a short list:
The simpsons, the critic, futurama, boondocks, x-men, Batman:The animated series etc…
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Go back and watch the Critic outfuckingstanding
x-men i liked when i was a kid haven’t watched it recently
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I tried watching old cartoons I used to love as a kid
The Critic was one of them. Ren & Stimpy was another. I don’t find either one of them remotely entertaining as an adult.
R & S was comedic genius when I was younger
Beavis and Butthead is the same way if you watch it now you feel like a maroon
King of the Hill is freaking amazing as well
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
We're not on the save wavelength, friend
I don’t like King of the Hill, and by putting it that way, I’m being far too nice about it.
its subtle but
Hank must be up there with Homer, George Costanza, and Monty Burns
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
You are half right. Venture Bros owns
But he already said The Simpsons
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
zing.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree on the first not so much the second
liked Family guy when it was on TV originally but I guess I grew out of it
the down in Dixie episode still cracks me up though
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll give both of you the benefit of the doubt on Family Guy
Some people don’t like it anymore, which is understandable.
remember that time
i watched that old guy leave the game
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
no you don't, and neither do i.
the man’s already on the 40. just cut fucking Reyes already and lets add what Salas has to our BP.
only if a guy thows about 75 innings or 300 ABs
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
His BABIP against over the last 14 days is .500, his BABIP against over the last 28 days
is .351 and his average against is still.232. Which means no one is freaking hitting the guy. His K/BB is over 5/1. He’s just straight dominating down there and needs to be called up.
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Carlos is Lazy
He should have had more uppercut in his swing instead of throwing that flat swing at the ball.
He should have saved some distance from his last homerun and hit that one out too.
He’s selfish too.
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by Tyler on Aug 5, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He also rushes to judgement about things, which is fun.
In one year, Carlos Gomez went from his favorite prospect, because of his tools and size he was going to be a super-star. To him not having the ability to be anything but a 4th OFer.
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Because he's worse with the knee-jerk reactions than anyone
and then just makes random proclamations.
Vogt early, Vogt often.
You couldn't fail any harder.
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I like Bill James
But I’m not nearly smart enough for him to be my father. Plus, I’m not fat!
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That would be awesome!
I would be very happy if this happened. The only thing better than if he came to this board would be for him to go to LL.
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LL doesn't realize we love it when they invade.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 5, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Really? They have to know we want to be just like them.
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They don't.
They are terrified of us. They want to invade us before we can invade them.
The night we do will be the night we lost a lot of men over there.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 5, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell is LL, and how does this statement make sense to any human?
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So it's this site, but for the Mariners?
Why would anyone bother with the Mariners?
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Because the site is amazing
They’re better than us.
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Why?
Are you being Ironic?
There is about a 0% chance im actually going to read a Mariners blog so I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or what
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd say he might be the funniest guy on this board
And his infrequent apperances only magnifly his effectiveness.
Like Jason Hammel, except, well, you know, good.
Do we need to get you some braveheart paint?
And a french whore queen to screw? Have confidence. We are…special.
No TWSS, no large images, and no +1 things.
Otherwise they are hilarious.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I find TWSS hilarious in it's corniness
Large images are solely because people are lazy, and we don’t have +1, we have this.
I don't go anywhere near LL
Those stupid westerners need to make the sun come up earlier over there before I pay attention to them.
You want to throw old people into stoves, we get it.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 5, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Just an FYI
In MLB 2K6 (we high tech ballin) one of my scounts just came across a pitching prospect named “Webbo Fagan”
Webbo Fagan
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
RJ Anderson - Cross between Adam DUnn on the field and Barty with the stick
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Someone should do a parody cover of "Enter Sandman" called "Enter Gascan"
And we can use it for Percival’s entrance theme.
I like Percy
I find him hilarious. He has to stick around. I normally could careless about clubhouse presence, but he’s one who has to stick around.
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we have not lost a game that Percy has been a part of
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
We finally beat the Indians!
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Who's afraid of a big, stoned rat?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYTHINGS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
Good night dudes enjoy another great victory
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
UPDATE!!!!
Webbo Fagan brings that 98 MPH heat
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
Apparently we signed
Brandon MaGee. This an awesome thing in case you were wondering.
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When I saw the GDT Part 2 description I thought RJ was singing "Walk Like a Man".
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
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