Open Sores Thread

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 7, 2008 10:44 AM EDT

Ask anything venereal disease related you can think of but have never gotten the chance to ask.

I'll go first. If you get an erection lasting more than 4 hours from watching BJ Upton play baseball, should you see a doctor? My buddy got one from Evan Longoria, and when he saw a doctor he was told that it was probably a life-style related thing. Do you think there is any truth to this?!?!?

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Gross

And not the game tying 2-Run HR Gross.

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by SeanDubbs on Aug 7, 2008 10:46 AM EDT reply actions

My name is STP, and I approve this message.

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 10:46 AM EDT reply actions

If a Herpes Sore fought Syphhilis who would win?

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 10:47 AM EDT reply actions

AIDS

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 7, 2008 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions

also that should be "Win" in quotations

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 7, 2008 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions

I'm rec'ing this because it's you

Also, with the guy for Evan, it’s probably due to an appreciation to hard work and hustle.

As for Upton, there’s no way it would last for four hours. It might be bigger and hard than ever before for two and a half but once you’re over the inital rush, it should go limp. Wait it out.

by kericr on Aug 7, 2008 11:47 AM EDT reply actions

Nice

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 7, 2008 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions

Are you sure you just didn't notice the brief periods of relaxation when he dogged it?

If it’s not turning blue or some other unnatural color, then you shouldn’t worry about it.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Aug 7, 2008 12:29 PM EDT reply actions

If there were periods of relaxation when he dogged it, it would have never been up in the first place.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 7, 2008 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions

hey the red sox have put in a claim for brian giles

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080807&content_id=3268154&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

they must want to upgrade their bench or something because there is no room for him as a starter

Longo=ROY. Friedman=Executive of the year. Maddon=Manager of the year. Rays=WS champs 08! fiddler cat=best way to show your excitement. BJ UPTON IS NOT LAZY! ! ! Gabe Gross=caption clutch.