J.P. and the Durham Bulls
Nobody wants a recap. I'm going elsewhere with this space.
I enjoy bathing in Evian far more than sewer water.
Dude I dunno where Durham is or who you are but what.
We played together at Durham last year. Remember?

The new guy scares me. Not many things scare me. He scares me.
The dream then left him, and he thought of things that were, surely not to be accomplished.
Wait dudes wait wait what is this
Nando's Furby.
Furry?
No dudes I mean the Funions are gone and you cannot have fun without Funions.
The goddess Dawn now wended her way to vast Olympus that she might herald day to Jove and to the other immortals
and Agamemnon sent the criers round to call the people in assembly
so they called them and the people gathered thereon
But first he summoned a meeting of the elders at the ship of Nestor king of Pylos
You get me man.
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keep these coming, like a weekly thing
by BrendanHarrisLives on Sep 15, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
Fake conversations are not a crutch.
I try to keep them to monthly occurrences at best.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 16, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The sad thing is
this is the best thing to ever happen on this site.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
Was this the team that launched a thousand Rays/
And soured the endless throngs of Boston?
Great literary references, great work. (I thought is that The Iliad? Huzzah, my Classical education strikes again!)
Positive note:
Some assclown in left field wearing BoSox pajamas fell down the steps.
….I may or may not have tripped him.
by ReasonableDoubt on Sep 16, 2008 9:12 AM EDT reply actions
Last night...
The score 13 to 3 sounds terrible. If we count only the home runs – the final score was 6 to 3. Seems better to me.
Now the Rays gotta face Beckett … shit. I hope he ain’t on tonight.
by nothingbettertodo on Sep 16, 2008 11:50 AM EDT reply actions

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