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Gabe Gross

What does history think of the Rays clinching a playoff spot?

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Ph_408212_mediumWHERE AM I?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumHello Gabe.

Ph_408212_mediumMY NAME IS GABRIEL JORDAN GROSS BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME GABRAHAM!

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumI am well aware, hence why I said your name.

Ph_408212_mediumIS THAT A TOP HAT?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumYes, but I brought you here to talk about your nickna...

Ph_408212_mediumCAN I HAVE IT?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumNo. Now listen here, is Gabraham mocking me?

Ph_408212_mediumWHO ARE YOU?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumI am Abraham Lincoln.

Ph_408212_mediumWHO?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumWhat do you mean who? Don't you know what I did?

Ph_408212_mediumNO.

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumYou cannot be serious.

Ph_408212_mediumCAN I HAVE YOUR HAT?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumNo! What have you ever done to earn a top hat anyways? I taught myself how to read and write by candlelight, you can't top that.

Ph_408212_mediumI HELPED THE DEVIL RAYS CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT.

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumWhat?

Ph_408212_medium I HELPED THE DEVIL RAYS CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT.

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumI...I have been defeated.

Ph_408212_mediumHAT PLEASE.

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumAs you wish, spare my life please.

Ph_434442_mediumTop hat for top cat ya dig

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He should have given him his beard, too

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Sep 20, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well done

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 20, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GABE....GROSS!

man i hope that they really look at this guy for RF next year

"It felt good to be out there, I wasn't nervous anymore, and I felt like I belonged out there." -David Price after his ML debut.

by RaysOfHope on Sep 20, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

platoon him with nando then

"It felt good to be out there, I wasn't nervous anymore, and I felt like I belonged out there." -David Price after his ML debut.

by RaysOfHope on Sep 20, 2008 8:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Brewers say you’re welcome for Gabe, and Josh Butler (4.69 Fip, 6 K/9) says hi!

Sat: George 2 (37, missed catch, fielding) Fri: George (35, throw) Tues: George (34, throw)

by Jordan M on Sep 21, 2008 12:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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