Gabe Gross
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 20, 2008 7:56 PM EDT
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WHERE AM I?
Hello Gabe.
MY NAME IS GABRIEL JORDAN GROSS BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME GABRAHAM!
I am well aware, hence why I said your name.
IS THAT A TOP HAT?
Yes, but I brought you here to talk about your nickna...
CAN I HAVE IT?
No. Now listen here, is Gabraham mocking me?
WHO ARE YOU?
I am Abraham Lincoln.
WHO?
What do you mean who? Don't you know what I did?
NO.
You cannot be serious.
CAN I HAVE YOUR HAT?
No! What have you ever done to earn a top hat anyways? I taught myself how to read and write by candlelight, you can't top that.
I HELPED THE DEVIL RAYS CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT.
What?
I HELPED THE DEVIL RAYS CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT.
I...I have been defeated.
HAT PLEASE.
As you wish, spare my life please.
Top hat for top cat ya dig
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He should have given him his beard, too
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
well done
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
GABE....GROSS!
man i hope that they really look at this guy for RF next year
"It felt good to be out there, I wasn't nervous anymore, and I felt like I belonged out there." -David Price after his ML debut.
platoon him with nando then
"It felt good to be out there, I wasn't nervous anymore, and I felt like I belonged out there." -David Price after his ML debut.
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