Gabe Gross
What does history think of the Rays clinching a playoff spot?
WHERE AM I?
Hello Gabe.
MY NAME IS GABRIEL JORDAN GROSS BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME GABRAHAM!
I am well aware, hence why I said your name.
IS THAT A TOP HAT?
Yes, but I brought you here to talk about your nickna...
CAN I HAVE IT?
No. Now listen here, is Gabraham mocking me?
WHO ARE YOU?
I am Abraham Lincoln.
WHO?
What do you mean who? Don't you know what I did?
NO.
You cannot be serious.
CAN I HAVE YOUR HAT?
No! What have you ever done to earn a top hat anyways? I taught myself how to read and write by candlelight, you can't top that.
I HELPED THE DEVIL RAYS CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT.
What?
I HELPED THE DEVIL RAYS CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT.
I...I have been defeated.
HAT PLEASE.
As you wish, spare my life please.
Top hat for top cat ya dig
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He should have given him his beard, too
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Sep 20, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well done
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 20, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GABE....GROSS!
man i hope that they really look at this guy for RF next year
"It felt good to be out there, I wasn't nervous anymore, and I felt like I belonged out there." -David Price after his ML debut.
by RaysOfHope on Sep 20, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And mess with our Carl-Fernie-Beej setup? NUH UH
by Acadien on Sep 20, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
platoon him with nando then
"It felt good to be out there, I wasn't nervous anymore, and I felt like I belonged out there." -David Price after his ML debut.
by RaysOfHope on Sep 20, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Brewers say you’re welcome for Gabe, and Josh Butler (4.69 Fip, 6 K/9) says hi!
Sat: George 2 (37, missed catch, fielding) Fri: George (35, throw) Tues: George (34, throw)
by Jordan M on Sep 21, 2008 12:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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