Well, all it took was 92 wins. The Tampa Bay Rays are going to play in October. I giggle just thinking about it. I'm giggling while writing this, like, right now. How awesome is this? In one 3 year span we turned from the Mid-Nineties Bengals to the '72 Dolphins. From Sergio Garcia(In Majors) to Tiger. From the the number zero into the number bagillion. From Amy Winehouse into anything else.

But honestly I don't care. I just don't care. Until we win the division and cement ourselves as historic legendary legends and mysterious myths, and until Troy Percival strikes out Aramis Ramirez with 2 on and 2 out to win the world series on October 26th, I won't be satisfied. And neither should you.