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OTTOTD: 10/15 - St. Louis Lambs Edition

"This is not about the NFL, it's not about the St. Louis Rams, it's not about me," Limbaugh said. "This is about the ongoing effort by the left in this country, wherever you find them, in the media, the Democrat Party, or wherever, to destroy conservatism, to prevent the mainstreaming of anyone who is prominent as a conservative.

"Therefore, this is about the future of the United States of America and what kind of country we're going to have.

 - Rush Limbaugh

This quote came on his radio show yesterday shortly before it was announced that the group that he was a part of that was attempting to buy the Rams dropped him as a partner of the ownership party.  They will have to find a replacement partner for him that can contribute funds.

I detest Rush Limbaugh.  He is a breeder of hate; a cultivator of fear.  A man whose sole purpose in life right now is to till the collective consciousness of the radical right wing to flare up their strongest desires of the absolute worst, in an attempt to manifest those feelings into radical actions.

It was becoming clear pretty quickly that with Limbaugh on board, that ownership group had no chance of getting approved by the NFL owners, so dropping him was the right thing to do.

But in imaginary world, what if Limbaugh not only was approved as an owner, but a majority owner and decision maker?  There's a good amount of evidence to suggest that Limbaugh is at least moderately intolerant to race, and there's evidence based on his radio shows to identify him as a full-blown xenophobe.  I'd love to see how absolutely horrible a team he could put together with 53 white-only players, and if he could get the KKK or the Aryan Nation to sign on as sponsors.  That would've been fantastic.

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owengood Condolences to Rush Limbaugh, who failed in his long-held dream of one day owning black men.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:18 AM EDT reply actions  

/thread

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since we didn't cover it on Tuesday, I'll ask today

How’s everyone’s fantasy teams doing?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 10:23 AM EDT reply actions  

I won by 2 this week.

No thanks to the Browns I picked up.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please re-read the second sentence.

That should be enough to tell you something.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Get Marcedes Lewis while you're at it.

He’s the most inconsistent guy on the planet, but the Rams are 32nd against tight ends.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a tough play between Lewis and Miller.

I have the same issue. I have Celek going against Oakland and Lewis against St Louis. Lewis technically is the better matchup, but I’m just gonna roll with my big guns this week .

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that's not my fault, now is it?

Massaquoi is still a good piece to have. He’s the only guy who’s going to catch the ball and you can’t expect Derek Anderson to have historically bad weeks on a regular basis. Go ahead and drop Sidney, though, it’s impossible to know when he might have a good game.

If Austin Collie hasn’t been picked up, then get on that.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Collie's a tough pick up.

With Clark, Wayne and Gonzo ahead of him and maybe Garcon, it’ll be like the Saints, you never know who is getting the big games.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go.

QB Garrard
RB Grant
RB Moore
RB/WR Colston
WR Steve Smith (CAR)
WR Jeremy Maclin
TE Heath Miller
D Steelers
K Carney

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got Maclin too.

Going against OAK will help in taht regard I think.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

With Nnamdi against D-Jack it should free up Maclin again.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is what I figured would happen - I played Manningham last week - but the Raiders will alternate their coverage assignments.

They don’t just go all Deion Sanders with Asabadass, they’ll have him switch from receiver to receiver.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

More coverage of D-Jack, les on maclin please

I picked him up at auction, and played him for the first time last week. Of course, I cherry picked against the Bucs

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by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm one back up WR from having a sick team.

Need the 5th WR I can rotate in and a 3/4 back that I can platoon matchups with and Im set.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Picked up.

Im trying to swing a trade to dump my 4th RB (LT/Sproles) for a solid 2/3 WR.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's sad that LT has been so terrible.

Especially considering he was my first round pick.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, I spent a good bit of units on him at the auction

But Ive got S-Jax, Benson and Mendenhall to fill the void (we start 2 RB’s). I’m trying to swing LT/Sproels combo for Julius Jones and a #2 or 3 WR. Gives me depth and another WR to compliment my other guys.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I went nuts on pick ups this week and then dropped them all (no waiver wire issue).

Can’t believe DeSean Jackson gave me a fucking 0 against the Bucs. I’m hoping for a huge week out of him so I can sell high, I don’t want to be relying on him every week.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only rub with any of Phillies players is that you never know who's going to produce.

Instead of Mewelde Moore, pick up LeSean McCoy if you can. Ahmad Bradshaw had a huge week against Oakland despite being a back up and McCoy still split carries with Westbrook last week.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is Maroney available?

I know a lot of people have dropped him since Fred Taylor basically took over.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sammy Morris

/FreeZo’s pimpin of said player

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by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not a bad possibility.

I was hoping Maroney would take charge this week, but Morris is likely to get most of Fred Taylor’s carries.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should roll with JJ since Peyton's out.

He’s actually put up good fantasy numbers and he’s gotten better each week on the field. I don’t expect the Panthers to be quite the same as playing the Eagles.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are some good matchups for bad QBs this week

I have Peyton too and could roll with Campbell, Delhomme, Garrard, JJ, or Orton and feel decent about it.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

They play KC, TB, STL, Car, SD

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by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that like a 20 team league?

This looks like an ass team, with all due respect.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

lost by .3 to fall to 3-2

GD Jags head coach killed me, I had been running with Haslett, but should have just left it empty

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate fantasy football talk like FreeZo hates video game talk.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because everything about the NFL that does not involve Brett Favre, Ray Lewis or Ochocinco is dead to me.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

So how many times have I banned his account?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to say.

The easiest way to bait him is just commenting about X-Mas.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, about X-mas

Meatwad: “Jerry said you guys had a lil run in but…he’s a decent guy once ya get to know him.”

Master Shake: “BULLCRAP! I know that guy was all over you with his axe!”

Meatwad: “Naw that don’t sound like Jerry. Now the Jerry I know took me to a Merry Christmas…..which is a stripclub, Merry Triple-X-Mas, ya see what I’m sayin!?”

Master Shake: “Gimmie that sandwich!”

Frylock: “Wow. So you’re saying it was fun?”

Meatwad: “Hell no! That sunuvabitch had an axe!”

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest.

Seth is a great guy. He was easily accessible and willing to do almost anything for the kids.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

... wow.

He touched me in my soul. There. Are you happy? Huh?

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Bulls

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would have lead the OTT with that, but I really suck at breaking down college football.

I still don’t know if the Bulls are any good.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

They are good.

They have awesome DEs that are fast lightning. And DJ Daniels reminds a lot of Charlie Ward.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I wish you would've gotten the name right.

The Bulls look like a good team, but the Bearcats are a good team. They better be ready or they’re gonna get lit up.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you say so.

I doubt it. I think it’s going to be close but the BULLS pull it out 24-17.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I think that the Bulls are highly UNDER RATED team. My only real slight of the Bulls are their receivers are not that good. Too many drops. But, i really like how Daniels flows and expands the defense.

I think it’s going to be a good game. I just like the Bulls.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean neither team has played much of anyone at this point, so that's my real concern.

Both teams schedules have been pretty weak. USF’s schedule takes a big hit with FSU being the new Duke.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

But, if you think of it, a team like Miami just BARELY beat FSU, and USF beat FSU, at home, by 10. Miami is getting MUCH more respect then the Bulls. The Bulls have played cupcakes to begin w/ but, they won rather handily. So, I think not enough respect has been paid to USF and hopefully USF will come out w/ a fire in their belly.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The transitive property of sports is bad.

FSU seems to be getting worse every week as the innerturmoil gets worse. What UM did week 1 with 2 starters out on defense is less relevant too.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

For further information on the collapse of FSU football

visit http://www.tomahawknation.com

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Be a TRUE Seminole: http://www.seminoles.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/071509aab.html

by JMB on Oct 15, 2009 5:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, fun political conversation.

I will pass to comment. NFL doesn’t want him, that’s fine. Can they get rid of the Washington Redskins, seeing that they care so much about not being “insensitive?”

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 11:21 AM EDT reply actions  

OTTOTDs these days suck.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

SAUCY.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can't really focus today. Going to my first college foozball game tonight and my fiance is coming down tomorrow.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like your fiance is going down

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 12:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

ba-zing!

Go Bulls!

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That'd be cool.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

At English and computer science, yes.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They called me King Laserface for a reason.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Accounting!

4 straight National Championship games!!!

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

cock stain? wow.

I thought I knew you Sandy.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm flying back to Wisconsin tonight for Badger Hockey tomorrow and Homecoming on Saturday vs Iowa.

It’s 39 and raining there right now. FML.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Whitewater doesn't play Iowa.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

They would beat them if they did.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So true.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, I got tickets for free to the Bucs game, which is nice.

On the flip side, I have to take three 13 year old boys with me.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions  

If you add them up it's one 39 year old

Looks like you’re good to go

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't go on Sunday. I am stuck missing both of the games I actually wanted to go to. This one, because we might actually win, and then the throwback game.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got a free coffe at Starbucks! Woot!

If I had known it was gonna be free I would have gotten an Americano instead of a regs coffee.

I ordered, went to my back pocket for my wallet, and realized “F! It’s in my jacket pocket from the bus this morning!” So I was all “Umm… let me run next door and grab my wallet.” The Starbucks Goddess said “Don’t worry about it, it’s UGLY out there. Have a great day!”

WOOT! I WIN THE WORLD!

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm joking obviously...

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Just my Dad always jokes around how it isn't the same cause you weren't there.

It’s amusing but then again he has been to a crap load of Dead shows

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Uncle and Dad make fun of me for liking Phish and going to Phish shows.

I’m like you dweebs it’s practically the same as all the Dead shows you fogies went to.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

My cuz is a huuuge Phish fan

She’s a teacher so with the summer off she followed them out west to like 15 shows, I guess she’s going to some Halloween show down south somewhere.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet NOBODY thinks you smoke pot when you meet them IRL.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lulz

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really.

I mean maybe if they see pics of me from college, but I look pretty yuppyish. I also don’t say “Hey, I’m Ryan. I love going to Phish shows.”

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZOMG I'M RYAN TOO!!!!1

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

She was busted.

Absolutely busted. Only Goddess because of her charitable nature. Also, girlfriend. DAGGER!!!!!!!!!!

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really go that often, but I was tired and needed coffee.

It’s also raining, so I didn’t feel like walking to the other coffeee shop I usually go to.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rarely go

It’s all overpriced and I don’t drink coffee.

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking about Starbucks coffee

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're not the only place that has it

Greasy spoons are usually good too since you can get a cup and sit there all day drinking on it if you feel like it

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their coffee isn't that much more expensive than anywhere else.

The espresso drinks are in line with other places as well. Hard to find a decent cup of coffee for less than a couple bucks.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really drive anymore...

So it’s which cafe/coffee shop I wanna stop at. My roommate makes coffee in the morning, so it’s ready when I have my breakfast, but if I need a cup after I get to work I go get one. T he coffee at this office is AWFUL, so I usually run to this little coffee shop. I just didn’t feel like walking 2 blocks past the Starbucks in the rain.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not hating your choice

I’ve had many a Starbucks since they have a stranglehold on airports

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I’m not an anti-Starbucks or pro-Starbucks, I was just explaining my thought process. I do like their corporate policies, so I guess that’s one reason I’ll err to them over a gas station.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUNKIN DONUTS IS THE BEST.

I’m serious.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's pretty good

I’ve become a pretty big Brueggers Bagels fan myself, but I’m not sure if they have those outside of NYS

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

They do.

Had one in WS, but it was too far away.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is SOOO GOOD.

That was how I’d make it through tough school stretches. DD, dip, and many a shit in the library bathroom.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Large caramel & cinnamon coffee with skim milk and 4 splenda's is the shit.

Can’t be beat.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dip is amazing when you need focus

I’m dipping right now while slamming work out. Also, awesome for loooong drives.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

I quit. So now it’s seeds when I drive. Can’t really dip or spit seeds at work, so…

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They never really had a problem with my dipping when I went to an office

As long as my work got done and they preferred it to the twice a day smoke breaks I took.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I just have to interract with higher ups a lot and prefer not to have to spit in the middle of a conversation.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This big time

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Oct 15, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was kind of a tease

Next year it goes x-rated

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three, thanks for the free plug

I wanted to let everyone know that last weeks content-light post was due to a garbage internet connection, tomorrow is going to be chock-full of goodness

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tigers top 30 pitching performances

 FIP Rank wOBA Rank Pitcher Score Rank
 1.37 8 0.123 3 Verlander 6 1
 0.86 3 0.180 9 Verlander 6 2
 1.78 18 0.110 1 Jackson 10 3
 1.29 7 0.201 14 Galarraga 11 4
 1.48 12 0.180 10 Verlander 11 5
 0.58 2 0.225 23 Verlander 13 6
 1.72 15 0.187 12 Verlander 14 7
 1.44 10 0.213 17 Jackson 14 8
 1.78 17 0.185 11 Verlander 14 9
 1.58 13 0.222 21 Jackson 17 10
 2.52 33 0.122 2 Willis 18 11
 2.37 30 0.161 8 Jackson 19 12
 2.28 26 0.210 16 Verlander 21 13
 1.29 6 0.243 36 Verlander 21 14
 1.90 20 0.227 24 Robertson 22 15
 2.32 27 0.217 19 Jackson 23 16
 2.78 40 0.154 7 Porcello 24 17
 2.90 44 0.148 5 Washburn 25 18
 2.44 31 0.215 18 Porcello 25 19
 0.46 1 0.259 48 Verlander 25 20
 1.15 5 0.257 46 Verlander 26 21
 0.86 4 0.279 56 Verlander 30 22
 2.52 32 0.238 31 Galarraga 32 23
 3.02 51 0.206 15 Jackson 33 24
 2.98 47 0.218 20 Porcello 34 25
 2.82 42 0.229 25 Robertson 34 26
 2.65 38 0.231 29 Verlander 34 27
 2.15 25 0.250 42 Verlander 34 28
 1.38 9 0.288 60 Verlander 35 29
 1.98 24 0.258 47 Jackson 36 30

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

TK Worthless can't leave soon enough

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 15, 2009 5:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dude broke the swing down in a five minute video.

I may not buy into him 100%, but I can appreciate the effort.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The results speak for themselves

I wouldn’t mind a couple of other guys swallowing their pride and working with him. Briggy, Nando, and Beej might all learn something. Also, did he give a reason for why Beej was late? Did he get the impression that it was the shoulder or something mechanical?

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

When was the footage taken of BJ's swing?

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For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

A clip from TB @ NYY that was shown on ESPN.

Night game, think Sonny started it, not sure the exact date.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

WORLD EXPLODES.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet it is raining

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For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

From what I was reading online, it's a fucking bitch to actually get into scouting.

Or I should say to have a team actually care what you think.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea what this is about.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have to give them a reason to respect your opinion

I ran into a guy I used to play with that is now the hitting coach for RIT. He said he’s been getting some scouting side-work from the Reds since January

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIFY
I ran into a guy I used to play video games with that is now the hitting coach for RIT. He said he’s been getting some scouting side-work from the Reds since January

Because you obviously never played a sport.
\
Awful. I know.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would own you at any of the sports I've played

Hockey, Baseball, Softball, Soccer, and Bowling, and I would probably give your tall ass a run on the basketball court, too.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

at calling Bowling a sport.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt you could beat me in basketball.

Seriously doubt.

No idea how to do one on one in baseball, and I’m sure you could beat me in hockey or soccer.
6’6, 250, grew up in FL= never played soccer or hockey.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, I'd pown in Football.

If there was a way to simulate 11 on 11 tackle football. TE/DE don’t translate that great to one one flag football.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

4v4 flag wouldn't be so bad

You get some guys, I’m gonna give my boy Lee Roy a call, see ya there

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

My role in FF was post up at the first down marker.

Literally post up and be the outlet. It was soo boring.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gayness

All I did was rush the passer, we were damn good too

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

rglass

Did you ever fight that dude from the interwebz at the tailgate?

www.bucem.com - SBNation's source for all things Buccaneer

by Buc Wild on Oct 15, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He never called me.

Pussy.

I HAVE THE UPPER E-HAND!!!!!!!!!!!

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should get back on the board and talk more junk.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Va Tech can go ahead and lose an ACC game anytime now.

I want to see Miami here in Tampa for the ACC Championship.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU HOMIE.

UM has only had two players arrested since Shannon has taken over.

Now the Gators on the other hand….

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bus line does not run from Miami to Tampa

/racist?

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is correct

Also, I would make sure you bring your papers since I’m sure INS would be all over a stadium full of UM fans.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Service guarantees Citizenship'

I’M DOING MY PART! Would you like to know more?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun and underrated film.

good action, a little T&A, who could ask for anything more.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow,

How does your keyboard not get hand lotion in between the keys?

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

So it's a bunch of mid-20's y/o men that do it for you?

SRQ, I told you! You owe me $20 bucks!

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the strikeouts that do it for me

If that’s gay, then I don’t want to be straight

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have to agree w/ you.

Denise Richards then, not really now. The Red-Head wasn’t bad either.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think E's red-headed receptionist in Entourage is smokin' hot.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gingers can burn in hell for all I care.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

This!

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No need to be curious.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most of the time, no.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see you crying you robot.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you even like women?

I know I don’t look like Ricky Martin, like yourself, but as long as they aren’t too fat then I’m not picky

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've had an unusual trend of attracting ginger women of all types.

There have been a couple of rare exceptions, but most of the time, I don’t feel the same way.

I’ve also found ginger girls to be batshit insane.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I’ve also found ginger girls to be batshit insane."

FACT

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bullshit, you don't talk to women

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh crazy ginger girl...

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by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not a girl.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gingers. Natural redheads.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well there's freckley and orange...

and then there’s red hair. The two are different.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

freckley and orange

Women who dye their hair red, or women whose brown hair is reddish enough to look somewhat red don’t count.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some woman with natural red hair are NOT covered in frecks...

They are also pretty fibe, IMO. I would not procreate with one though. It’s on my checklist.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no deal with freckles.

It’s more often something else with them physically. Sandy Kazmir’s pretty much spot on with butter face, and big tits are too often accompanied by big everything else.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's something to be said for pale white flesh

This reminds me of my 7th grade coach, we were stretching talking about girls and he chimes in with, “Yeah those redheads are something else, but you gotta watch out for fire down below.” It took me about 3 years to fully understand what he meant.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Notice how quiet SRQ is now

Probably afraid he’ll have a “bag of sand” moment

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

This comment is fantastic.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fucking left the room to get my car

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor SRQ, doesn't even have a robocar.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, that's redheads for ya

They usually have at least 2 of the below 3, many have all

1) Big tits
2) Butta face
3) Batshit insane

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell is a butta face?

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Her body is fine, but her face..."

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

kthx

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You motherfucker.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miami, Texas or USC.

Also, what position you play would matter as well.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

what position?

It depends on several factors, is the kid THAT good, what position. It could be in the kid’s benefit to play at smaller school so he can get more face time as opposed to sitting on the bench for two to three years only to be over taken by the next big thing.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly, it's a push.

Both schools are very good in all aspects. Both schools could set the kid up well for the pros, if they spend their time wisely.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're a QB how do you not go to USC?

I mean you’re the king of LA, and even if you don’t start you’re getting drafted.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe because you sit for 2-3 years?

Only Barkley has started as a Freshman.

QB U. Miami is the choice. They churn out NFL talent like none other.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

GENO TORETTA

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd got to ASU before those schools.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

*go to

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defs

I’d goto UCLA in a heartbeat too.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sandy, what does a beer go for these days on an airplane?

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

5 bucks, but for the same price you can get a shot

AA makes a terrible bloody mary, btw.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

V8 in a can is no substitute for a good mix

Plus it’s not like they have all the accouterments like horse radish, celery, red hot, pepper. So it’s basically V8 and vodka or rum

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see.

That’s a damn shame.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wanna try something delicious in a BM?

Throw a lil pickle juice in it. that’s the shiz right there.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow...

you wrote “BM” and bloody Mary was my second thought. For a second I thought you were disgusting.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like pizza, there really is nothing that you can't throw in there

I go to this place on Saturdays when I’m not on the road that makes bomb bloody mary’s. It’s nice to sit there and watch about 6 games at once while recovering

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOD YOU ARE GAY AS HELL.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, Ben Folds

is awesome. He is fun artist to listen to who puts on a hell of a performance.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm all over the map.

B.I.G, Buffett, Bob Marley, Musiq, Toby Keith, Incubus, Wu Tang, etc.

The only music I really don’t care for is classic rock.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toby F'in Keith?

Are you kidding me? And you mock other people’s musical taste?

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've been lied to for years by the mainstream media

Get yourself some Pandora or something so you learn some new bands based on most of the schlock that you have on here.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does Pandora think BF and BFF are the same thing?

Just got like 3 BF out of 5. Not that I’m complaining.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here, time for thi thread to get not shitty.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

like wise.

Later fellas.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol u mad

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo...

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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

Organic bread makes the worst PBJs. It’s so hard. I hate organic markets. F’in A.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

ere you friends with Mr. Hands?

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought I was the lovable loser.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not fat i'm big boned

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by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just put him in his crib

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking a crane

He’s about as big as a wrecking ball.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw Sabathia pitch in Lakeland this year, after seeing him from about 12 feet away

I am absolutely sure that in 4 years he will be dropped by Chinook on the mound in one of those whale harnesses

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burn the house, let mama go out with dignity

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said lovable.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sleepy

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yessss

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, a follow-up:
btw, I dont have to be in love with Jackson or think he was great to
see how fucking stupid you guys sound from your different approaches in
covering Sonny and JAckson. Jackson was only the 4th or 5th best SO on
the team last year, and didnt have a great year this year. A good year,
not a great year.
 
My point all along, as well as many others, is
that Jackson has shown signs of growth starting in July 2007 and it
shouldve been acknowledged if you guys really had a fucking clue.
 
But
of course, the way to make the Jackson supporters look like they are
wrong is say stupid ass shit like I thought Jackson was the best
pitcher on the team
 
You guys are a joke. A bunch of little kids.
Your staff ius filled with 19 and 20 year olds, and so are the cock
worshipers who comment on your site and suck yous guys dicks

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey man, I have standards

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE THE BALL LICKERS!

WHEN WE FIGURE OUT WHO YOU FUCKS ARE WE’RE GONNA MAKE YOU EAT OUR SHIT. THEN WE’RE GONNA MAKE YOU SHIT OUT OUR SHIT AND EAT YOUR SHIT THAT’S COMPOSED OF OUR SHIT THAT WE MADE YOU EAT.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Botched...

All you motherf***ers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We’re gonna f*** your mothers while you watch and cry like little b*****s. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax f**** who are making that movie, we’re gonna make ‘em eat our s***, then s*** out our s***, then eat their s***t which is made up of our s*** that we made ’em eat. Then you’re all f***ing next.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh shit, I'm sorry, did I derail the OFF TOPIC THREAD OF THE DAY?

Typical Deamon-Deacon critical thinking abilities

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice popped collar date-rapist

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't put posters up, I post up

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a front line nigga, you don't want mine nigga

Play tough, and I’ll fuck your face up

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

word

mo money, mo problems

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

F-

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOY NOT IN BALLOON

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

N/m, just fuckin dudes

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's exactly what it sounds like.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're getting really dumb, Charlie

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to have an intervention on your illiteracy

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

PEPE SYLVIA PEPE SYLVIA THERE IS NO PEPE SYLVIA.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need to calm down. Have a cup of coffee.

Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup bozo

I’m callin people bozo now

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yowza

I wonder how many times Johnny has given the, “come near my daughter again and I’ll break your fucking neck speech” then punches the guy in the gut

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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What pic?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's called Google Image Search

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAT

ASS

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think you know what an ass is.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know one when I see one.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Warhol?

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like hall, not holes.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched Andy Warhol's Frankenstein recently

It wasn’t what I expected. I didn’t like it.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Bruno, you're rich

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not nearly that flamboyant.

I am also genuinely surprised someone has heard of it.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

ANDY WARHOL’S FRANKENSTEIN AND DRACULA ARE TWO OF MY FAVORITE FUCKING MOVIES.

The blood…of eez ’ores… eeez keeeling me!

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as good as Billy The Kid Vs.Dracula

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is old news. Not liking the wire already made his taste irrelevant

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Episode 1. You fucking kidding? No one hates The Wire.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ten seconds into the first episode you little homo

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's basically a shitty NYPD Blue.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my god, this is rediculous

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can anyone be against The Wire

I can understand indifference, but actively not liking it? You have to be some kind of lobotomized child

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can you be this retarded

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Performance poster.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah because the dialogue is shit, the acting is shit, the interplay

between good and bad is obviously fake, a gritty portrayal of urban life it is not

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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Re-inventing entire themes using the same ensemble cast of characters and settings every season is such garbage

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listen:

What’s your favorite performance in the show? What’s your favorite episode? Oh, right, they’re all mediocre.

The WIre is like trying to mix good Chili with hobo ingredients. You have a decent premise, but then your basically defecate on the beans, use spoiled jalapenos, and get the meat from taco bell.

What you just said reemphasizes my point: The entire fucking entertainment value of the show is from a plot point stolen from fucking “He Said, She Said.” Where’s the great acting? Where’s the engaging storyline?

There is none, Go fuck yourselves.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the essay "Why everything I have to say doesn't matter"

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So he's tucker max?

yawn

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This storyline was done better in NYPD Blue.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the cyclical nature of urban blight

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

It sounds like EVERY FUCKING COP MOVIE EVER.
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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It sounds like EVERY FUCKING COP MOVIE EVER.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said cop movie, not shitty piece of shit

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you insult Burt Reynolds one more time

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you

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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tend to stay away from shit.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Things that suck.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

how can you stay away from yourself

Mr. Sucker of cocks

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 5:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Name me a religion that DOESN'T HAVE A FLOOD STORY

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buddhism. Ya'll so stupid.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw in a reference to japanimation and it's a 10/10

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like a novel

When you read a book, do you look back and ask “Which chapter was my favorite?”

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

6, it had the slut gettin done

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're so fucking stupid it's amazing.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

are you fucking serious? Of course you do.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Favorite quote or part, but you don't like a chapter

Unless it’s a fractured story where each chapter is literally different rather than carrying the story forward.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

'HP Lovecraft."

Checkfuckingmate.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, Lovecraft is pretty fucking pretentious.

Unless you love WALLS O’ TEXT.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup.

I like Robert Howard more. He may have been a closet cocksucker, but the man knew how to write a riveting battle. And sometimes, that’s all you want.

Solomon Kane was one twisted, yet badass motherfucker.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. I don't really dig on much true fantasy these days.

Especially because what’s considered good is George Martin and his rambling, unfocused, wildly overdeveloped Song of Fire and Ice trilogy.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about Gormenghast?

And there is no better fantasy than The Once And Future King. TH White is amazing. His sentences are…enveloping.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I read a fuck load of Arthur related shit when I was a kid, but never Once and Future King, which I’m sure is sacreligious.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you jerkoffs have time to watch all of these movies?

I barely have time to keep up with DVR’d sitcoms.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rule number one

We don’t talk about movies
Rule number two
We don’t watch sitcoms

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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watch good ones, though. Sunny...

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The mother fucking waitress gets married tonight

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dayman: The Musical (see picture of lyrics above)

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, this is the first time I've wished I had cable in years

You guys should be on Mad Avenue, or today’s equivalent, Bangladesh

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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's up for download literally 10 minutes after the show ends

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rly?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't like The Wire your opinion is moot.

Always sunny is maybe the most overrate comedic show ever by people who generally have good taste. Too much chanting, too many bad jokes, and too much dumb stuff. It’s almost as bad as the Office.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is literally the worst opinion since P Brady didn't understand The Wire

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

"cuntfuck"

SUTTREE’S ENGLISH DEGREE

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, you can't be serious

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me neither, but your salary is rougly what I pay in taxes

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't even spell "roughly"

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lying on the internet is fun]

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note: this isn't because I make a ton of money, rather because of OBAMA

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, I meant 23,000 as in made up college tuition.

i’m still pretty positive i make a fuck load less than anyone on this board who has a job, though.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prally

I whip my concubines with a gold flecked cat’o’nine tails

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should join up with ACORN to take MORE OF MY MONEY

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

"My medical plan was to not get shot" -- The Coup (1997)

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Columbia Broadcasting Station Situation Comedies FOR THE WIN

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we can all agree that Meghghghghghan McCain has some delightful cans.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not P Brady.

He wants her to put a shirt on.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's really part of his elaborate "I'm gay" troll

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take her incredibly seriously.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one wants you to take your shirt off, Andersen.

Stick to the abacus, boyo.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought keri was the spic?

bet he’s pumped about the george lopez show

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

To use his words, Fuck that puto.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 15, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't reaally like that show.

I was illustrating a point. That point being that Always Sunny isn’t very good. The first couple of seasons were pretty good, but it’s pretty “meh” at this point.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still watch The Office. Habit, I suppose. 30 Rock is great. Community has potential, but they underuse Donald Glover.

Modern Family is dece. It has the hottie from Happy Gilmore and that one stretch of Weeds season 4 in it.

I also <3 Fringe.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked Fringe when it was called X-Files.

All the time I would have for tv shows besides Mad Men and Sunny are instead used for movies and books.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't watch anything

I just fuck sluts and get plot synopses from them during coitus

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

X-Files and Fringe aren't remotely similar. Fringe has, most of the time, plots rooted in theoretical physics.

I read a lot, too. Which is my point. How can you watch all these movies and still have time for other stuff?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read 30 mins before bed

watch shows/movies while working on my other monitor

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I make it a point to. If I watch TV or play vids before bed, I won't sleep.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm reading The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes at the moment

Each story is perfect to fit in before bed.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Illustrated?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

I just finished a book of Hemingway’s short stories, trying to stick with short stories, while I’m sludging through The Book, and The Arabian Nights

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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caleb Carr wrote a Holmes novel a few years back. The Italian Secretary, I believe.

Didn’t get into it that much.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

Tango can get slightly dry, but awesome book nonetheless.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then once you know why Holmes is good you can see Guy Ritchie make a mockery of it on the screen.

Oh look, Holmes is jumping out of exploding buildings and kungfu fighting or some shit

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I read a few when I was younger and loved it

Saw the preview before Inglorious, wow talk about fucking up a good thing

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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

'sitcoms'

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It’s called The Summer.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's grown and has a career of her own.

Granted I wouldn’t take a pic like taht and put it on the internet, nor would the type of women I date.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's grown and has a career of her own.

Granted I wouldn’t take a pic like taht and put it on the internet, nor would the type of women I date(rape).

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you care?

SHE HAS BOOBS! SHE CAN’T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe if her dad was showing testes cleavage you'd be more into it.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does the extra h stand for something like 'Upgraydd'?

Like a dose of hotness or something?

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irish are fucktards.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dutch ftw

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Micks is a fun word.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swivet!

There are worse horrors still but I would fain not give utterance to them. Do not make me tell. Rest assured, the haymakers were barely enough to repel the hard-charging beasts. Look upon my face. Do you not see where it has been abrasied? Let that be story enough.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

dick?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only have one

He doesn’t like strangers

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's cool, we'll tell her we're from the internet.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see no furry hat, she could be a pimp.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, lil buddy.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't tell whether you're being fucking serious or not.

But, really Friday Night Lights > The Wire is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. And that’s coming from someone who doesn’t think FNL is a bad show.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORD MEANS TO GET THE MOVIE.

Synecdoche. Fucking ASTOUNDING.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im making a buddy comedy about two vowels named "Dipthong"

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Wire. It's about fucking equipment.

IT’S A SHOW ABOUT CIRCUIT FUCKING CITY.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like every cop show ever made.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The entire fucking entertainment value of the show is from a plot point stolen from fucking "He Said, She Said."

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's 2 Guys, A Girl, And A Pizza Place

With CRACK.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

FNL is the best

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 15, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

When the Rays win the world series

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either one really

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

rj (5:10:45 PM): leaving your boxing length up to the public
SaberToothedPie (5:11:24 PM): IK’LL FUCKING KILL YOU
rj (5:13:10 PM): who’s IK?

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record...

my opinion about Sunny is WAYYY betetr than his of The Wire.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmmno.

But you went to Wake, so you can stay.

WAKE.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only on a technicality.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm giving Uncle Frank a handy under the table.

Well now you’re just mashing it.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're 33, I would hope you're sexually active

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw the first ep.

Pretty good but not groundbreaking. Arrested powns Always Sunny.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arrested pwns EVERYTHING.

It’s not even fair to use it as a comparison.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a thorny argument. I'm not sure where I come down on the Arrested v Sunny debate

It doesn’t really matter since only one of them is on the air though

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hard to watch multiple AD episodes in a row becuase, 15 mins in, my cheeks were literally sore from laughing.

Nothing has ever made me laugh as hard or as long as George Michael’s student body president video.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would generally agree, but I actually watched last week's always sunny the morning after it aired and I thought I was going to choke to death laughing during the night-crawlers part

Or Frank brandishing his pistol at a grease fire

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't see it,

but that just doesn’t seem funny to me. “OH NOEZ A FIRE! LET ME PULL MY GUN OUT!” Hilarity insues.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the hilarity is how quickly the action is dismissed

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess.

It just seems like Curb in the sense that rediciulousness is taken for granted and celebrated. It gets tiring. It’s why I think Seinfeld>Curb.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's a fair argument.

They exist on their own planes and both are exceptional for what they are. Sunny just has a unique twist on satire that I love and this season has been really exceptional. They hit tones that I don’t think similarly structured comedies would.

by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched the repeats because it was actually GOOD ENOUGH to go on syndication.

Sex in the City is a better show than The Wire. No fucking question.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Queer confirmation.

Can I get you a cosmo? Or do you like the aftertaste of giz to stay on your tongue.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cosmos are awful. I don't drink, though.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah buddy

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 5:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I've got to go get a haircut. Peace all.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate you.

I hope your STYLIST doesn’t jab the scissors in your neck.

PS You probably think Entourage is a good show.

by rglass44 on Oct 15, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Entourage sucks yo.

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by P Brady on Oct 15, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

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