OTTOTD: 10/15 - St. Louis Lambs Edition
"This is not about the NFL, it's not about the St. Louis Rams, it's not about me," Limbaugh said. "This is about the ongoing effort by the left in this country, wherever you find them, in the media, the Democrat Party, or wherever, to destroy conservatism, to prevent the mainstreaming of anyone who is prominent as a conservative.
"Therefore, this is about the future of the United States of America and what kind of country we're going to have.
- Rush Limbaugh
This quote came on his radio show yesterday shortly before it was announced that the group that he was a part of that was attempting to buy the Rams dropped him as a partner of the ownership party. They will have to find a replacement partner for him that can contribute funds.
I detest Rush Limbaugh. He is a breeder of hate; a cultivator of fear. A man whose sole purpose in life right now is to till the collective consciousness of the radical right wing to flare up their strongest desires of the absolute worst, in an attempt to manifest those feelings into radical actions.
It was becoming clear pretty quickly that with Limbaugh on board, that ownership group had no chance of getting approved by the NFL owners, so dropping him was the right thing to do.
But in imaginary world, what if Limbaugh not only was approved as an owner, but a majority owner and decision maker? There's a good amount of evidence to suggest that Limbaugh is at least moderately intolerant to race, and there's evidence based on his radio shows to identify him as a full-blown xenophobe. I'd love to see how absolutely horrible a team he could put together with 53 white-only players, and if he could get the KKK or the Aryan Nation to sign on as sponsors. That would've been fantastic.
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owengood Condolences to Rush Limbaugh, who failed in his long-held dream of one day owning black men.
Since we didn't cover it on Tuesday, I'll ask today
How’s everyone’s fantasy teams doing?
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I won by 2 this week.
No thanks to the Browns I picked up.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Please re-read the second sentence.
That should be enough to tell you something.
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I have no other outlet for mocking Suttree.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Gonna be a slow week for pick ups. No big guys emerging this week.
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I just got Miles, hopefully I can spin him for a RB
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Get Marcedes Lewis while you're at it.
He’s the most inconsistent guy on the planet, but the Rams are 32nd against tight ends.
Picked up Lewis too. Dropped Zach Miller.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a tough play between Lewis and Miller.
I have the same issue. I have Celek going against Oakland and Lewis against St Louis. Lewis technically is the better matchup, but I’m just gonna roll with my big guns this week .
Well, that's not my fault, now is it?
Massaquoi is still a good piece to have. He’s the only guy who’s going to catch the ball and you can’t expect Derek Anderson to have historically bad weeks on a regular basis. Go ahead and drop Sidney, though, it’s impossible to know when he might have a good game.
If Austin Collie hasn’t been picked up, then get on that.
Collie's a tough pick up.
With Clark, Wayne and Gonzo ahead of him and maybe Garcon, it’ll be like the Saints, you never know who is getting the big games.
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Erik picked up Collie.
Let me post my new moves in a week.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Why the fuck would I wait a week to care about your fantasy team, you long-limbed, excel spread sheeting, pimple faced fuck.
Here we go.
QB Garrard
RB Grant
RB Moore
RB/WR Colston
WR Steve Smith (CAR)
WR Jeremy Maclin
TE Heath Miller
D Steelers
K Carney
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
May go with Marcedes, that way I get double points every time Garrard does something sexy towards him.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
With Nnamdi against D-Jack it should free up Maclin again.
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This is what I figured would happen - I played Manningham last week - but the Raiders will alternate their coverage assignments.
They don’t just go all Deion Sanders with Asabadass, they’ll have him switch from receiver to receiver.
More coverage of D-Jack, les on maclin please
I picked him up at auction, and played him for the first time last week. Of course, I cherry picked against the Bucs
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I dropped him last week, thankfully nobody noticed.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm one back up WR from having a sick team.
Need the 5th WR I can rotate in and a 3/4 back that I can platoon matchups with and Im set.
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Picked up.
Im trying to swing a trade to dump my 4th RB (LT/Sproles) for a solid 2/3 WR.
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Yea, I spent a good bit of units on him at the auction
But Ive got S-Jax, Benson and Mendenhall to fill the void (we start 2 RB’s). I’m trying to swing LT/Sproels combo for Julius Jones and a #2 or 3 WR. Gives me depth and another WR to compliment my other guys.
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I went nuts on pick ups this week and then dropped them all (no waiver wire issue).
Can’t believe DeSean Jackson gave me a fucking 0 against the Bucs. I’m hoping for a huge week out of him so I can sell high, I don’t want to be relying on him every week.
The only rub with any of Phillies players is that you never know who's going to produce.
Instead of Mewelde Moore, pick up LeSean McCoy if you can. Ahmad Bradshaw had a huge week against Oakland despite being a back up and McCoy still split carries with Westbrook last week.
Is Maroney available?
I know a lot of people have dropped him since Fred Taylor basically took over.
Sammy Morris
/FreeZo’s pimpin of said player
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Not a bad possibility.
I was hoping Maroney would take charge this week, but Morris is likely to get most of Fred Taylor’s carries.
You should roll with JJ since Peyton's out.
He’s actually put up good fantasy numbers and he’s gotten better each week on the field. I don’t expect the Panthers to be quite the same as playing the Eagles.
There are some good matchups for bad QBs this week
I have Peyton too and could roll with Campbell, Delhomme, Garrard, JJ, or Orton and feel decent about it.
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You must be praying for tons of hurry up offense and lots of 3rd downs
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Is that like a 20 team league?
This looks like an ass team, with all due respect.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I think he has Peyton on a bye for sure
other parts, not so sure
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It's coo, it makes me like my team
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Peyton and Witten are on byes.
I think someone else is too.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
lost by .3 to fall to 3-2
GD Jags head coach killed me, I had been running with Haslett, but should have just left it empty
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate fantasy football talk like FreeZo hates video game talk.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Because fantasy football involves minorities?
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Because everything about the NFL that does not involve Brett Favre, Ray Lewis or Ochocinco is dead to me.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
McDung?
Just playing, we could use another ginger on this team
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Rays4242?
I remember when someone claimed McClung had the best slider in the majors or something. That might have been an exaggeration.
McClung has been known to post on sites before.
So, maybe!
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I guarantee that Sonny has come on here to bust balls before
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Is he aware that the Brewers have an SBN Blog as well, where they more then likely talk about him?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Hard to say.
The easiest way to bait him is just commenting about X-Mas.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't see anything in that OTT that might resemble a McClung sighting.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Also, about X-mas
Meatwad: “Jerry said you guys had a lil run in but…he’s a decent guy once ya get to know him.”
Master Shake: “BULLCRAP! I know that guy was all over you with his axe!”
Meatwad: “Naw that don’t sound like Jerry. Now the Jerry I know took me to a Merry Christmas…..which is a stripclub, Merry Triple-X-Mas, ya see what I’m sayin!?”
Master Shake: “Gimmie that sandwich!”
Frylock: “Wow. So you’re saying it was fun?”
Meatwad: “Hell no! That sunuvabitch had an axe!”
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
The reason, for the season, is pleasin
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
To be honest.
Seth is a great guy. He was easily accessible and willing to do almost anything for the kids.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
... wow.
He touched me in my soul. There. Are you happy? Huh?
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
So...USF vs Cinci tonight in the biggest Big East Game of the Season™
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I would have lead the OTT with that, but I really suck at breaking down college football.
I still don’t know if the Bulls are any good.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
They are good.
They have awesome DEs that are fast lightning. And DJ Daniels reminds a lot of Charlie Ward.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, I wish you would've gotten the name right.
The Bulls look like a good team, but the Bearcats are a good team. They better be ready or they’re gonna get lit up.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
if you say so.
I doubt it. I think it’s going to be close but the BULLS pull it out 24-17.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
I think that the Bulls are highly UNDER RATED team. My only real slight of the Bulls are their receivers are not that good. Too many drops. But, i really like how Daniels flows and expands the defense.
I think it’s going to be a good game. I just like the Bulls.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean neither team has played much of anyone at this point, so that's my real concern.
Both teams schedules have been pretty weak. USF’s schedule takes a big hit with FSU being the new Duke.
I agree.
But, if you think of it, a team like Miami just BARELY beat FSU, and USF beat FSU, at home, by 10. Miami is getting MUCH more respect then the Bulls. The Bulls have played cupcakes to begin w/ but, they won rather handily. So, I think not enough respect has been paid to USF and hopefully USF will come out w/ a fire in their belly.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
The transitive property of sports is bad.
FSU seems to be getting worse every week as the innerturmoil gets worse. What UM did week 1 with 2 starters out on defense is less relevant too.
For further information on the collapse of FSU football
visit http://www.tomahawknation.com
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Be a TRUE Seminole: http://www.seminoles.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/071509aab.html
by JMB on Oct 15, 2009 5:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh, fun political conversation.
I will pass to comment. NFL doesn’t want him, that’s fine. Can they get rid of the Washington Redskins, seeing that they care so much about not being “insensitive?”
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
OTTOTDs these days suck.
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SAUCY.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I've been looking to bust out that gem all day, thanks for giving me the opportunity
So, how goes it?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Can't really focus today. Going to my first college foozball game tonight and my fiance is coming down tomorrow.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
more like your fiance is going down
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 12:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ba-zing!
Go Bulls!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That'd be cool.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
At English and computer science, yes.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
They called me King Laserface for a reason.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
And Accounting!
4 straight National Championship games!!!
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
cock stain? wow.
I thought I knew you Sandy.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm flying back to Wisconsin tonight for Badger Hockey tomorrow and Homecoming on Saturday vs Iowa.
It’s 39 and raining there right now. FML.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions
Whitewater doesn't play Iowa.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
They would beat them if they did.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
So true.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It is also 39 here and it looks like snow tomorrow
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
what's snow?
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I know.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
So, I got tickets for free to the Bucs game, which is nice.
On the flip side, I have to take three 13 year old boys with me.
If you add them up it's one 39 year old
Looks like you’re good to go
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't go on Sunday. I am stuck missing both of the games I actually wanted to go to. This one, because we might actually win, and then the throwback game.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 15, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I know another old guy who likes to hang out w/ 13 y/o...

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I am kidding.
have fun. Go Bucs!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got a free coffe at Starbucks! Woot!
If I had known it was gonna be free I would have gotten an Americano instead of a regs coffee.
I ordered, went to my back pocket for my wallet, and realized “F! It’s in my jacket pocket from the bus this morning!” So I was all “Umm… let me run next door and grab my wallet.” The Starbucks Goddess said “Don’t worry about it, it’s UGLY out there. Have a great day!”
WOOT! I WIN THE WORLD!
OMGZ THE G DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A DEAD HEAD CAUSE YOU WERE ACTUALLY ALIVE THEN!!!
oh wait
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Yes. Just my Dad always jokes around how it isn't the same cause you weren't there.
It’s amusing but then again he has been to a crap load of Dead shows
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
So he would prefer that you were dropping acid with him and reveling in the sweet, sweet noise?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You were conceived while your dad was on a 3 day bender and your mom was asleep
You’ll have to face facts some day
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Doubt it.
But there is a baby pic of me in a Tye dye shirt at a Dead concert. I don’t even think I am a year old….
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Yes I can say I saw Jerry Garcia a couple of times perform
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
My Uncle and Dad make fun of me for liking Phish and going to Phish shows.
I’m like you dweebs it’s practically the same as all the Dead shows you fogies went to.
My cuz is a huuuge Phish fan
She’s a teacher so with the summer off she followed them out west to like 15 shows, I guess she’s going to some Halloween show down south somewhere.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet NOBODY thinks you smoke pot when you meet them IRL.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really.
I mean maybe if they see pics of me from college, but I look pretty yuppyish. I also don’t say “Hey, I’m Ryan. I love going to Phish shows.”
ZOMG I'M RYAN TOO!!!!1
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
She was busted.
Absolutely busted. Only Goddess because of her charitable nature. Also, girlfriend. DAGGER!!!!!!!!!!
I love knowing someone who works there so the once in a blue moon I go it's free
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
I don't really go that often, but I was tired and needed coffee.
It’s also raining, so I didn’t feel like walking to the other coffeee shop I usually go to.
I rarely go
It’s all overpriced and I don’t drink coffee.
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
You can get a cup from any gas station for 2 bucks. That is worth the price to not have to make it yourself
and actually be productive.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
They're not the only place that has it
Greasy spoons are usually good too since you can get a cup and sit there all day drinking on it if you feel like it
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Their coffee isn't that much more expensive than anywhere else.
The espresso drinks are in line with other places as well. Hard to find a decent cup of coffee for less than a couple bucks.
Hess for me, they have some pretty good bold blends that will snap you to attention on 4 hours sleep
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't really drive anymore...
So it’s which cafe/coffee shop I wanna stop at. My roommate makes coffee in the morning, so it’s ready when I have my breakfast, but if I need a cup after I get to work I go get one. T he coffee at this office is AWFUL, so I usually run to this little coffee shop. I just didn’t feel like walking 2 blocks past the Starbucks in the rain.
I'm not hating your choice
I’ve had many a Starbucks since they have a stranglehold on airports
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
DUNKIN DONUTS IS THE BEST.
I’m serious.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It's pretty good
I’ve become a pretty big Brueggers Bagels fan myself, but I’m not sure if they have those outside of NYS
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It is SOOO GOOD.
That was how I’d make it through tough school stretches. DD, dip, and many a shit in the library bathroom.
Large caramel & cinnamon coffee with skim milk and 4 splenda's is the shit.
Can’t be beat.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Dip is amazing when you need focus
I’m dipping right now while slamming work out. Also, awesome for loooong drives.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't start dipping until college
Does it count if I threw up on a girl at her 7th grade dance 3 weeks ago?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
They never really had a problem with my dipping when I went to an office
As long as my work got done and they preferred it to the twice a day smoke breaks I took.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I WROTE ABOUT TROY O'LEARY TODAY, DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES IT EASIER?
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
You wrote about him having a fluke year
Better than drooling over his knee-highs
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It was kind of a tease
Next year it goes x-rated
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
How many times does he appear in the top 30?
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Three, thanks for the free plug
I wanted to let everyone know that last weeks content-light post was due to a garbage internet connection, tomorrow is going to be chock-full of goodness
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I just finished up similar books for the Royals and Tigers, wow I can't believe Verlander isn't
getting any love at all. He threw some real gems this year.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Tigers top 30 pitching performances
FIP Rank wOBA Rank Pitcher Score Rank
1.37 8 0.123 3 Verlander 6 1
0.86 3 0.180 9 Verlander 6 2
1.78 18 0.110 1 Jackson 10 3
1.29 7 0.201 14 Galarraga 11 4
1.48 12 0.180 10 Verlander 11 5
0.58 2 0.225 23 Verlander 13 6
1.72 15 0.187 12 Verlander 14 7
1.44 10 0.213 17 Jackson 14 8
1.78 17 0.185 11 Verlander 14 9
1.58 13 0.222 21 Jackson 17 10
2.52 33 0.122 2 Willis 18 11
2.37 30 0.161 8 Jackson 19 12
2.28 26 0.210 16 Verlander 21 13
1.29 6 0.243 36 Verlander 21 14
1.90 20 0.227 24 Robertson 22 15
2.32 27 0.217 19 Jackson 23 16
2.78 40 0.154 7 Porcello 24 17
2.90 44 0.148 5 Washburn 25 18
2.44 31 0.215 18 Porcello 25 19
0.46 1 0.259 48 Verlander 25 20
1.15 5 0.257 46 Verlander 26 21
0.86 4 0.279 56 Verlander 30 22
2.52 32 0.238 31 Galarraga 32 23
3.02 51 0.206 15 Jackson 33 24
2.98 47 0.218 20 Porcello 34 25
2.82 42 0.229 25 Robertson 34 26
2.65 38 0.231 29 Verlander 34 27
2.15 25 0.250 42 Verlander 34 28
1.38 9 0.288 60 Verlander 35 29
1.98 24 0.258 47 Jackson 36 30
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It makes no mention of the Free Shoes
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Shows you what a Florida State education is worth!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
TK Worthless can't leave soon enough
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Be a TRUE Seminole: http://www.seminoles.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/071509aab.html
by JMB on Oct 15, 2009 5:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Dude broke the swing down in a five minute video.
I may not buy into him 100%, but I can appreciate the effort.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The results speak for themselves
I wouldn’t mind a couple of other guys swallowing their pride and working with him. Briggy, Nando, and Beej might all learn something. Also, did he give a reason for why Beej was late? Did he get the impression that it was the shoulder or something mechanical?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I cover this in the post.
Probably going up Sunday.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it in the docket?
Would you mind if I took a sneak peak?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
A clip from TB @ NYY that was shown on ESPN.
Night game, think Sonny started it, not sure the exact date.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Fun fact: I don't actually use or a reference a statistic during the entire piece either.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
WORLD EXPLODES.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
From what I was reading online, it's a fucking bitch to actually get into scouting.
Or I should say to have a team actually care what you think.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
It's also a bitch when your former team is so poor they ask for all your equipment back.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
No idea what this is about.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to give them a reason to respect your opinion
I ran into a guy I used to play with that is now the hitting coach for RIT. He said he’s been getting some scouting side-work from the Reds since January
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FIFY
I ran into a guy I used to play video games with that is now the hitting coach for RIT. He said he’s been getting some scouting side-work from the Reds since January
Because you obviously never played a sport.
\
Awful. I know.
I would own you at any of the sports I've played
Hockey, Baseball, Softball, Soccer, and Bowling, and I would probably give your tall ass a run on the basketball court, too.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
at calling Bowling a sport.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost put chess as well
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I doubt you could beat me in basketball.
Seriously doubt.
No idea how to do one on one in baseball, and I’m sure you could beat me in hockey or soccer.
6’6, 250, grew up in FL= never played soccer or hockey.
Also, I'd pown in Football.
If there was a way to simulate 11 on 11 tackle football. TE/DE don’t translate that great to one one flag football.
4v4 flag wouldn't be so bad
You get some guys, I’m gonna give my boy Lee Roy a call, see ya there
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
My role in FF was post up at the first down marker.
Literally post up and be the outlet. It was soo boring.
Gayness
All I did was rush the passer, we were damn good too
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
rglass
Did you ever fight that dude from the interwebz at the tailgate?
www.bucem.com - SBNation's source for all things Buccaneer
They made out for a few mins
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You should get back on the board and talk more junk.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Va Tech can go ahead and lose an ACC game anytime now.
I want to see Miami here in Tampa for the ACC Championship.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions
Why, do you want to increase the odds of getting stabbed?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY FUCK YOU HOMIE.
UM has only had two players arrested since Shannon has taken over.
Now the Gators on the other hand….
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Bus line does not run from Miami to Tampa
/racist?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
This is correct
Also, I would make sure you bring your papers since I’m sure INS would be all over a stadium full of UM fans.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Ehh people all look alike to me
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
'Service guarantees Citizenship'
I’M DOING MY PART! Would you like to know more?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Starship Troopers if I recall correctly
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Fun and underrated film.
good action, a little T&A, who could ask for anything more.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
They need a 3-D experience where Denise Richards sits on my lap throughout the flick
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow,
How does your keyboard not get hand lotion in between the keys?
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I get more excited thinking about Wade Davis, David Price, Matt Garza, Jeff Niemann, and James Shields
going undefeated in 2010 than I do about a 15 year old movie
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
So it's a bunch of mid-20's y/o men that do it for you?
SRQ, I told you! You owe me $20 bucks!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the strikeouts that do it for me
If that’s gay, then I don’t want to be straight
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You like the balls
going fast through the zone, aye?
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I would have to agree w/ you.
Denise Richards then, not really now. The Red-Head wasn’t bad either.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I think E's red-headed receptionist in Entourage is smokin' hot.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Aren't you curious if they have freckles on their boobs?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The least you could do is ask
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you even like women?
I know I don’t look like Ricky Martin, like yourself, but as long as they aren’t too fat then I’m not picky
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I've had an unusual trend of attracting ginger women of all types.
There have been a couple of rare exceptions, but most of the time, I don’t feel the same way.
I’ve also found ginger girls to be batshit insane.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
"I’ve also found ginger girls to be batshit insane."
FACT
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Send help there's girls here.jpg
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
freckley and orange
Women who dye their hair red, or women whose brown hair is reddish enough to look somewhat red don’t count.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Some woman with natural red hair are NOT covered in frecks...
They are also pretty fibe, IMO. I would not procreate with one though. It’s on my checklist.
I have no deal with freckles.
It’s more often something else with them physically. Sandy Kazmir’s pretty much spot on with butter face, and big tits are too often accompanied by big everything else.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
There's something to be said for pale white flesh
This reminds me of my 7th grade coach, we were stretching talking about girls and he chimes in with, “Yeah those redheads are something else, but you gotta watch out for fire down below.” It took me about 3 years to fully understand what he meant.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You owe me a green tea, because now it's all over my moniter.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Notice how quiet SRQ is now
Probably afraid he’ll have a “bag of sand” moment
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's the fastest fastfood run
I;ve ever seen
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Too bad, the latter are angelic
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Well yeah, that's redheads for ya
They usually have at least 2 of the below 3, many have all
1) Big tits
2) Butta face
3) Batshit insane
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
DO YOU WANT TO BE PART OF HISTORY SON, OR DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT!?
/USF’d
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Miami, Texas or USC.
Also, what position you play would matter as well.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
what position?
It depends on several factors, is the kid THAT good, what position. It could be in the kid’s benefit to play at smaller school so he can get more face time as opposed to sitting on the bench for two to three years only to be over taken by the next big thing.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, it's a push.
Both schools are very good in all aspects. Both schools could set the kid up well for the pros, if they spend their time wisely.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're a QB how do you not go to USC?
I mean you’re the king of LA, and even if you don’t start you’re getting drafted.
Maybe because you sit for 2-3 years?
Only Barkley has started as a Freshman.
QB U. Miami is the choice. They churn out NFL talent like none other.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
GENO TORETTA
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd got to ASU before those schools.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
*go to
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The women's softball team alone, is worth it
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Sandy, what does a beer go for these days on an airplane?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
5 bucks, but for the same price you can get a shot
AA makes a terrible bloody mary, btw.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
how can you fuck up a bloody mary?
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
V8 in a can is no substitute for a good mix
Plus it’s not like they have all the accouterments like horse radish, celery, red hot, pepper. So it’s basically V8 and vodka or rum
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, I see.
That’s a damn shame.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
wow...
you wrote “BM” and bloody Mary was my second thought. For a second I thought you were disgusting.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
bowel movement.
Shows you where my mind is at.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It's like pizza, there really is nothing that you can't throw in there
I go to this place on Saturdays when I’m not on the road that makes bomb bloody mary’s. It’s nice to sit there and watch about 6 games at once while recovering
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
GOD YOU ARE GAY AS HELL.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, Ben Folds
is awesome. He is fun artist to listen to who puts on a hell of a performance.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Watch some of their videos
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The gist is that they are a Metallica coverband that simultaneously covers Gallagher
In between songs they smash watermelons and simulate Gallagher’s version of witty banter.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm all over the map.
B.I.G, Buffett, Bob Marley, Musiq, Toby Keith, Incubus, Wu Tang, etc.
The only music I really don’t care for is classic rock.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 15, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You've been lied to for years by the mainstream media
Get yourself some Pandora or something so you learn some new bands based on most of the schlock that you have on here.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Why does Pandora think BF and BFF are the same thing?
Just got like 3 BF out of 5. Not that I’m complaining.
like wise.
Later fellas.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
boo...

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 15, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Make better jokes or face the box.
Your choice.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
SRQ has that corner nailed down
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You can't shake him, too squishy
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Better get a system of pulleys built
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking a crane
He’s about as big as a wrecking ball.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
I saw Sabathia pitch in Lakeland this year, after seeing him from about 12 feet away
I am absolutely sure that in 4 years he will be dropped by Chinook on the mound in one of those whale harnesses
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I left when Peter got here,
I might be in and out since I’m ostensibly done for the day
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh man, a follow-up:
btw, I dont have to be in love with Jackson or think he was great to
see how fucking stupid you guys sound from your different approaches in
covering Sonny and JAckson. Jackson was only the 4th or 5th best SO on
the team last year, and didnt have a great year this year. A good year,
not a great year.
My point all along, as well as many others, is
that Jackson has shown signs of growth starting in July 2007 and it
shouldve been acknowledged if you guys really had a fucking clue.
But
of course, the way to make the Jackson supporters look like they are
wrong is say stupid ass shit like I thought Jackson was the best
pitcher on the team
You guys are a joke. A bunch of little kids.
Your staff ius filled with 19 and 20 year olds, and so are the cock
worshipers who comment on your site and suck yous guys dicks
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Good job Gramps. Go tell some old war stories.
I assume that if this isn’t Rays4242, that he’s been banned for some time now previously.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I blocked his email addy, and Tommy just did the same.
So unless he emails Erik or Free Zo, we’re out of the loop.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a whiny little bitch to me
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU ARE THE BALL LICKERS!
WHEN WE FIGURE OUT WHO YOU FUCKS ARE WE’RE GONNA MAKE YOU EAT OUR SHIT. THEN WE’RE GONNA MAKE YOU SHIT OUT OUR SHIT AND EAT YOUR SHIT THAT’S COMPOSED OF OUR SHIT THAT WE MADE YOU EAT.
Botched...
All you motherf***ers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We’re gonna f*** your mothers while you watch and cry like little b*****s. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax f**** who are making that movie, we’re gonna make ‘em eat our s***, then s*** out our s***, then eat their s***t which is made up of our s*** that we made ’em eat. Then you’re all f***ing next.
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
Oh shit, I'm sorry, did I derail the OFF TOPIC THREAD OF THE DAY?
Typical Deamon-Deacon critical thinking abilities
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice popped collar date-rapist
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I pop shots, not collars
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't put posters up, I post up
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't post puters up, I pop up to short
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a front line nigga, you don't want mine nigga
Play tough, and I’ll fuck your face up
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
word
mo money, mo problems
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo 6 year old boy, I’m really happy for you…Imma let you finish. But James and the Giant Peach had one of the best balloons of all time!
Sign lady must die.
BOY NOT IN BALLOON
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
N/m, just fuckin dudes
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
How come we don't play nightcrawlers anymore?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It's exactly what it sounds like.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
We need to have an intervention on your illiteracy
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well the check won't be in the mail or anything
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
You need to calm down. Have a cup of coffee.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Just things that you do with your relatives
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Sup bozo
I’m callin people bozo now
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
What kind of retarded spelling of megan is 'meghan'.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
And dear christ, she looks like a hooker in that tank top
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Yowza
I wonder how many times Johnny has given the, “come near my daughter again and I’ll break your fucking neck speech” then punches the guy in the gut
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
"If you ever want to lift your arms over your shoulders again, watch the fuck out."
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
I'm not judging, but if my dad were a senator, I'd want to take a pic like that down too.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
What pic?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
DAT
ASS
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
I know one when I see one.
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Andy Warhol?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Like hall, not holes.
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I watched Andy Warhol's Frankenstein recently
It wasn’t what I expected. I didn’t like it.
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Oh Bruno, you're rich
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I am not nearly that flamboyant.
I am also genuinely surprised someone has heard of it.
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
ANDY WARHOL’S FRANKENSTEIN AND DRACULA ARE TWO OF MY FAVORITE FUCKING MOVIES.
The blood…of eez ’ores… eeez keeeling me!
This is old news. Not liking the wire already made his taste irrelevant
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I tried watching the wire again, When does the good part start?
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Episode 1. You fucking kidding? No one hates The Wire.
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Ten seconds into the first episode you little homo
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, my god, this is rediculous
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
How can anyone be against The Wire
I can understand indifference, but actively not liking it? You have to be some kind of lobotomized child
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It's recognized as fucking groundbreaking because it uses the magic of fucking surveillance cameras. Fuck your pretentious bullshit.
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How can you be this retarded
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Performance poster.
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Yeah because the dialogue is shit, the acting is shit, the interplay
between good and bad is obviously fake, a gritty portrayal of urban life it is not
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Re-inventing entire themes using the same ensemble cast of characters and settings every season is such garbage
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Listen:
What’s your favorite performance in the show? What’s your favorite episode? Oh, right, they’re all mediocre.
The WIre is like trying to mix good Chili with hobo ingredients. You have a decent premise, but then your basically defecate on the beans, use spoiled jalapenos, and get the meat from taco bell.
What you just said reemphasizes my point: The entire fucking entertainment value of the show is from a plot point stolen from fucking “He Said, She Said.” Where’s the great acting? Where’s the engaging storyline?
There is none, Go fuck yourselves.
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From the essay "Why everything I have to say doesn't matter"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Classic TGN!, using a strawman argument because you know I'm fucking right.
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Look at you
You’re fabulous
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure every man looks up to Jimmy McNulty
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
clearly you haven't seen mcnulty get drunk, crash his car into a pole while listening to the pogues and then fuck a random waitress at a late night diner.
ah, yes, because tucker max is a police officer who's inability to get along with people he doesn't respect denies him the promotions and accolades he deserves at every turn.
Go fuck yourself, Peter Brady. You’re like 15.
by Suttree on Oct 15, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, predicting the collapse of journalism and making a completely compelling storyline about middle schoolers is a complete rip off of NYPD.
Don't forget the cyclical nature of urban blight
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
If you insult Burt Reynolds one more time
I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
His best performance was in the SNL Jeopardy sketch.
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Perhaps you haven't seen Striptease
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
how can you stay away from yourself
Mr. Sucker of cocks
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 5:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
A friend of mine was an extra when he was a kid
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my co-workers was up for the part of the little black kid. He auditioned and they didn't tell him that they had always planned on casting a black kid (my co-worker is white)
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I FUCKING HATE HAMLET, GUY'S DAD DIES SO HE TRIES TO GET REVENGE?
PHHHHHHHHHBT, SOUNDS LIKE EVERY OTHER TRAGEDY MADE!
Name me a religion that DOESN'T HAVE A FLOOD STORY
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw in a reference to japanimation and it's a 10/10
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah it's pretty fucking amazing
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
6, it had the slut gettin done
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
are you fucking serious? Of course you do.
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I can tell you the favorite part of every book I've ever read. You all have the taste of neutured pigs.
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Favorite quote or part, but you don't like a chapter
Unless it’s a fractured story where each chapter is literally different rather than carrying the story forward.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody cares, read some literature
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't need to dickwave my pretentious bullshit around like SOME PEOPLE.
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Dude, Lovecraft is pretty fucking pretentious.
Unless you love WALLS O’ TEXT.
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yup.
I like Robert Howard more. He may have been a closet cocksucker, but the man knew how to write a riveting battle. And sometimes, that’s all you want.
Solomon Kane was one twisted, yet badass motherfucker.
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No. I don't really dig on much true fantasy these days.
Especially because what’s considered good is George Martin and his rambling, unfocused, wildly overdeveloped Song of Fire and Ice trilogy.
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Are you talking about Gormenghast?
And there is no better fantasy than The Once And Future King. TH White is amazing. His sentences are…enveloping.
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Yes.
I read a fuck load of Arthur related shit when I was a kid, but never Once and Future King, which I’m sure is sacreligious.
Maybe not a chapter, but are you asking me if I can name a specific or subplot? Of course I fucking can.
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I can name favorite characters, subplots, storylines, etc.
I can also tell you parts that I hated because they hurt me on the inside.
Beaudine's pair of Frankenstine/Dracula movies EASILY trumps Warhol's in entertainment value.
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How do you jerkoffs have time to watch all of these movies?
I barely have time to keep up with DVR’d sitcoms.
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Rule number one
We don’t talk about movies
Rule number two
We don’t watch sitcoms
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I watch good ones, though. Sunny...
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The mother fucking waitress gets married tonight
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Dayman: The Musical (see picture of lyrics above)
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
well, yeah, but on a personal level, I didn't know they were going to be doing that episode until I actually saw it.
Waiting for this week’s episode has been.. difficult.
Ugh, this is the first time I've wished I had cable in years
You guys should be on Mad Avenue, or today’s equivalent, Bangladesh
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
It's up for download literally 10 minutes after the show ends
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Toppah, today you have become my latest savior
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Rly?
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Yep
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't like The Wire your opinion is moot.
Always sunny is maybe the most overrate comedic show ever by people who generally have good taste. Too much chanting, too many bad jokes, and too much dumb stuff. It’s almost as bad as the Office.
This is literally the worst opinion since P Brady didn't understand The Wire
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
"cuntfuck"
SUTTREE’S ENGLISH DEGREE
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, you can't be serious
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Me neither, but your salary is rougly what I pay in taxes
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't even spell "roughly"
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
We can't all take advantage of
feeble and weak
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Note: this isn't because I make a ton of money, rather because of OBAMA
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, I meant 23,000 as in made up college tuition.
i’m still pretty positive i make a fuck load less than anyone on this board who has a job, though.
Prally
I whip my concubines with a gold flecked cat’o’nine tails
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe you should join up with ACORN to take MORE OF MY MONEY
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't even have health insurance
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
"My medical plan was to not get shot" -- The Coup (1997)
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Columbia Broadcasting Station Situation Comedies FOR THE WIN
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we can all agree that Meghghghghghan McCain has some delightful cans.
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That's really part of his elaborate "I'm gay" troll
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't care either way, WHat I said is that if she wanted to be taken seriously, she would.
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I take her incredibly seriously.
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I'd pay her more attention without a shirt.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
No one wants you to take your shirt off, Andersen.
Stick to the abacus, boyo.
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I don't reaally like that show.
I was illustrating a point. That point being that Always Sunny isn’t very good. The first couple of seasons were pretty good, but it’s pretty “meh” at this point.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I still watch The Office. Habit, I suppose. 30 Rock is great. Community has potential, but they underuse Donald Glover.
Modern Family is dece. It has the hottie from Happy Gilmore and that one stretch of Weeds season 4 in it.
I also <3 Fringe.
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I liked Fringe when it was called X-Files.
All the time I would have for tv shows besides Mad Men and Sunny are instead used for movies and books.
I don't watch anything
I just fuck sluts and get plot synopses from them during coitus
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
not because you care, just so you have something to talk about to other people at work by the water cooler as you slowly execute stage 17.5 of your elaborate plan to rule a dunken donuts.
It's actually so I have something to talk about with other sluts that I'm railing by the water cooler
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
X-Files and Fringe aren't remotely similar. Fringe has, most of the time, plots rooted in theoretical physics.
I read a lot, too. Which is my point. How can you watch all these movies and still have time for other stuff?
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Read 30 mins before bed
watch shows/movies while working on my other monitor
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I make it a point to. If I watch TV or play vids before bed, I won't sleep.
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I'm reading The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes at the moment
Each story is perfect to fit in before bed.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Illustrated?
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Nah
I just finished a book of Hemingway’s short stories, trying to stick with short stories, while I’m sludging through The Book, and The Arabian Nights
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Caleb Carr wrote a Holmes novel a few years back. The Italian Secretary, I believe.
Didn’t get into it that much.
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Also
Tango can get slightly dry, but awesome book nonetheless.
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Then once you know why Holmes is good you can see Guy Ritchie make a mockery of it on the screen.
Oh look, Holmes is jumping out of exploding buildings and kungfu fighting or some shit
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I read a few when I was younger and loved it
Saw the preview before Inglorious, wow talk about fucking up a good thing
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I did get caught up on Sunny and Curb
Thank god for Sidereel
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
She's grown and has a career of her own.
Granted I wouldn’t take a pic like taht and put it on the internet, nor would the type of women I date.
She's grown and has a career of her own.
Granted I wouldn’t take a pic like taht and put it on the internet, nor would the type of women I date(rape).
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Her dad's still a senator and she's trying to get taken seriously as a pundit/commentator.
I didn’t like it.
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Exactly the sort of antisemitism I would expect from you.
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Maybe if her dad was showing testes cleavage you'd be more into it.
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That's not cool, he can't put on a shirt by himself.
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Does the extra h stand for something like 'Upgraydd'?
Like a dose of hotness or something?
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This could get you punched
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm German, I wouldn't hit you just saying those drunken micks are loose cannons
They might mistake you for their wife and cold cock ya
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Swivet!
There are worse horrors still but I would fain not give utterance to them. Do not make me tell. Rest assured, the haymakers were barely enough to repel the hard-charging beasts. Look upon my face. Do you not see where it has been abrasied? Let that be story enough.
She doesn't need a double dose of anything else
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
dick?
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I only have one
He doesn’t like strangers
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It's cool, we'll tell her we're from the internet.
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She'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
I’m gonna go look for an atm
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 15, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed, lil buddy.
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It's clear that I'm talking to a group of people who can't appreciate the fucking mindblowing experience flm and TV can produce, like Friday Night Lights(TV, not film) or Synecdoche, NY
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Oh P Brady, you dopey cunt.
Boxed for wrong opinion.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't tell whether you're being fucking serious or not.
But, really Friday Night Lights > The Wire is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. And that’s coming from someone who doesn’t think FNL is a bad show.
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORD MEANS TO GET THE MOVIE.
Synecdoche. Fucking ASTOUNDING.
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Im making a buddy comedy about two vowels named "Dipthong"
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The Wire. It's about fucking equipment.
IT’S A SHOW ABOUT CIRCUIT FUCKING CITY.
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I love the episode when McNulty's trying to hook up the new DVD system and he finds Bud sitting on the toilet, smoking a cigar, wasted out of his mind.
Sounds like every cop show ever made.
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The entire fucking entertainment value of the show is from a plot point stolen from fucking "He Said, She Said."
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It's 2 Guys, A Girl, And A Pizza Place
With CRACK.
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When the Rays win the world series
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Either one really
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
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rj (5:10:45 PM): leaving your boxing length up to the public
SaberToothedPie (5:11:24 PM): IK’LL FUCKING KILL YOU
rj (5:13:10 PM): who’s IK?
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 15, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
mmmmno.
But you went to Wake, so you can stay.
WAKE.
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Only on a technicality.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll give you that it might have been easy to lose interest during some of Season 3 and 4, but this season has been outrageously funny.
I'm giving Uncle Frank a handy under the table.
Well now you’re just mashing it.
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You're 33, I would hope you're sexually active
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Arrested pwns EVERYTHING.
It’s not even fair to use it as a comparison.
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That's a thorny argument. I'm not sure where I come down on the Arrested v Sunny debate
It doesn’t really matter since only one of them is on the air though
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It's hard to watch multiple AD episodes in a row becuase, 15 mins in, my cheeks were literally sore from laughing.
Nothing has ever made me laugh as hard or as long as George Michael’s student body president video.
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I would generally agree, but I actually watched last week's always sunny the morning after it aired and I thought I was going to choke to death laughing during the night-crawlers part
Or Frank brandishing his pistol at a grease fire
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't see it,
but that just doesn’t seem funny to me. “OH NOEZ A FIRE! LET ME PULL MY GUN OUT!” Hilarity insues.
Yeah, but the hilarity is how quickly the action is dismissed
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 15, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess.
It just seems like Curb in the sense that rediciulousness is taken for granted and celebrated. It gets tiring. It’s why I think Seinfeld>Curb.
CUrb is good too, but they're COMPLETELY fucking different.
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But AD is GOAT. It''s more of the "Greg The Bunny" of TV dramas.
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I don't think it's a fair argument.
They exist on their own planes and both are exceptional for what they are. Sunny just has a unique twist on satire that I love and this season has been really exceptional. They hit tones that I don’t think similarly structured comedies would.
Listen, if you guys just want to continue being wrong I may as well just die.
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At least I'll die with honor, not liking a shitty show like 'the wire'
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Seriously, the fucking wire? It's the SRQ of TV Shows.
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Goodfellas has a diferent plot. The only thing the wire has different from NYPD Blue is a gay drug dealer and a fat(ter) senator
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I watched the repeats because it was actually GOOD ENOUGH to go on syndication.
Sex in the City is a better show than The Wire. No fucking question.
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Queer confirmation.
Can I get you a cosmo? Or do you like the aftertaste of giz to stay on your tongue.
you're right, NYPD has a storyline about dock workers in baltimore, human trafficking, the fall of journalism, insightful analysis about the failing structure of education, etc, etc...
Yeah buddy
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
by SRQman on Oct 15, 2009 5:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I hate you.
I hope your STYLIST doesn’t jab the scissors in your neck.
PS You probably think Entourage is a good show.

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