OTTOTD 10/20: My 'Lil Bastard

by kericr on Oct 20, 2009 10:34 AM EDT Comment 109 comments

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Furry people check it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6efDVkmI5pc

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 10:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Also my history professor is annoying

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 10:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Two OTTOTD

Who will win?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 20, 2009 10:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

What?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 20, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There were two OTTOTD

I wondered which one we were using.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 20, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No there weren't.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 20, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Didn't matter to me; good chance that this is my only post in it.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 20, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

All right folks, we've got three hours until P Brady arrives, let's get the real talk out of the way.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 10:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hear back from your girl yet?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 20, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did you miss that subthread?

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 20, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Got a piece going in the next BA issue.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice. Congrats.

It’s no SpyTech Weekly, but…

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 20, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nevin Ashley 2-4 with a 2B

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 20, 2009 11:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

But did he call a great game?

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ALWAYS

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 20, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Irrelavant. Strasburg didn't pitch.

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Oct 20, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You'll be saying this a lot after his arm falls off.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jason Hammel had a very good year

Best curveball RAA/150 in all of MLB. Out of nowhere.

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 20, 2009 11:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

100 pitches not 150

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 20, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We were discussing movies the other day, figured this would be appropriate

Rotten Tomatoes Worst 100 movies of the decade

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by Buc Wild on Oct 20, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I've only seen 1 of the 100 worst. Down to You

by RaysTheRoof on Oct 20, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Psh. I've seen 5

In Ascending order from best to worst on list:

Serving Sarah (Didn’t think it was patently horrible when I saw it, paid to see it)
BloodRayne (Knew it was going to be bad, refused to watch it in theaters, d/l’d a telesync and didn’t finish it before deleting it off my HD)
The Whole 10 Yards (fooled into thinking it would be a good movie, paid to see it)

Fear Dot Com. This is my favorite on so many levels. First, when I saw it at the theater with my then-at-the-time GF, I walked out of the theater and proceeded to promptly burn my ticket stub and credit card reciept to destroy any evidence that I had seen the movie. I then spent the entire time on the way back to her place complaining about how universally stupid the movie was, then started breaking down the technical details, ie. how ghosts managed to acquire a web server, set up hosting, and build a site, and spread the word around.

At the end, I proclaimed it the worst movie I had ever seen, and every time I’ve seen a bad movie since, it’s been held up to the standard set by Fear dot com. I’ve never seen a movie that I thought was worse then it, and now I have statistical evidence to back up my claim.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 20, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Such bull that "The New Guy" is on there.

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've seen 2

1) Gigli (HIlarious)
2) Battlefield Earth (Part of my ongoing scientology research)

What’s ridiculous is the movies not on there like Underworld, Van Helsing, and various other chattle

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 20, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've seen

Envy (Chris Walken made this bearable)
Down to You (GD gf’s)
most of Rollerball (this topped my list for a while for worst film)

Frankly, I’m shocked that Larry the Cable Guy is on there twice.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

lame

SI_JonHeyman rick peterson has been hired as #brewers pitching coach. team had 27th-best 4.83 ERA last year. best of luck.

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 11:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Any interesting names on the waiver wire this week?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 20, 2009 11:20 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Any Pats WR

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hakeem Nicks, if no one ones him.

I picked him up, knowing the Saints sucked against third wide outs then decided,“You know, I should just stick with Manningham.” Of course Manningham gets hurt part way through and Nicks racks up 100 yards and a td.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yea, I've got S Smith (NYG) so two NYG WR's would be tough to start every week.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 20, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We count TE's as WR's in our league

I’m thinking Heath Miller, though I’m late to that bandwagon.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 20, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Succaneers is going to need another day.

I forgot how time consuming film so I only finished half of what I wanted to last night before I zonked out. Really fascinating watching how the Panthers design and execute their running game. Also, Ryan Sims is completely, utterly useless.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Fail.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SORRY I DON'T HAVE A MASSIVE DATABSE OF STATISTICS AVAILABLE FOR MY EVER WHIM, R.J. SANDERSON.

I CAN’T JUST EXCEL SPREADSHEET DIAGRAMS OUT OF THIN AIR.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

?

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

9 on 7 football?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 20, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know what this is.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's what Olsen uses to design our offense

Missing players, hence the fail.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 20, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dunno, stole it from Field Gulls.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're useless.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.playmaker.com/utilities.html

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 20, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oooh, chalkboard editor.

You, on the other hand, are not useless.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Awesome, just tried to go there

flagged as a gambling site at work. Hooray

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by Buc Wild on Oct 20, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is going to come in handy.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BucEm doesn't get flagged for anything?

Socialism perhaps?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 20, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope, Buc Em is accessible.

Some sites, if they have an ad on the side will cause the site to get flagged.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 20, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

lame

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 11:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

Shift button.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It is annoying on my phone

For some reason in title line it starts uncap’d

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 12:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

Didn't notice it was mobile, disregard.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So I just joined a telecall, anow every signle one of the women around me decided to start talking loudly and laughing.

So annoying.

by rglass44 on Oct 20, 2009 11:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Tell your mom to shut up.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: Kathleen Ford using the word Negro on radio.

Black people aren’t going to vote anyway.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 12:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Meet the new boss...

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 20, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Context?

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Don't trust dem new negros over there."

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 20, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 20, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ford was on the Bubba the Love Sponge show and referred to the Head Negro in Charge theory.

She was essentially saying that black people don’t need to rely on having a black beaurcrat in office to have their problems addressed, but she didn’t elaborate particularly well and now black politicans are having a fit over it. Of course, they all supported Ford in the first place.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not ford, they supported Foster in the first place.

Anyway, it’s silly because she’s absolutely right, but Gibbons and everyone else making an uproar don’t give a shit what she was saying, just how she said it. Her remarks didn’t even come off derogatory.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hay Guise

Looks like a major coup was scored by BE in signing the Sports Guy as a columnist

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 20, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'd reply but my editor will shock me with 248290 bolts of electricity

See what I did there?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 20, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Eh, at least it was amusing at points.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So I got a girls digits today

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Do tell....

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 20, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just was like "Yo, can I get your # incase I need help on reviewing for the test?"

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs

Wow, did you buy the ring yet?

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 20, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah.

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's a one way ticket to the friend zone.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 20, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was the heat of the moment

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sounds steamy

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 20, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pretty clutch there, champ.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now you're quoting Asia songs?

You really are the 40 year old virgin.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 20, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now you're quoting Asia songs?

You really are the 40 year old virgin and Cartman.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 20, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

How is this not green?

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll do the honors.

by Sam Page on Oct 20, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

damn how many does it take

by Sam Page on Oct 20, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

5

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who says "yo"?

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Oct 20, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Reason to love college football

by SRQman on Oct 20, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Huh.

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/yankees/mlb_investigating_blog_accusation_0tOjVFwIbDTyHq27OseczJ

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Various internet chatter.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Oct 20, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

PREM TALK: Thomas Vermaleon... signing of the season, no doubt.

Guy could play any position, and he’s the single biggest reason Arsenal is a title contender this year.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Doubt it.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Doubt what?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 20, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 20, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But he made several points.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 20, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hard to argue, though Adebayor was on his way before curbstomping Robin Van Persie.

I’ll refrain from saying further until Aquilani has a say. I’ve always liked Liverpool, but their fans provide the greatest schadenfreud on the continent.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 20, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No matter how good Aquilani is, I doubt he makes a difference for Pool. Carragher's play has really dropped off this year, Gerrard's out of form and if Torres misses anytime they are completely lacking anyone lethal.

Kranjcar might be the bargain of the season – brilliant, brilliant player. Not quite in Modric’s class – he’s not as dynamic beating people off the dribble – but he’s fantastic. He all ready leads the team in assists and has been here half the year.

by Suttree on Oct 20, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just visited BE for the first time since the mass troll.

You wrote this in a post…“Greg from the Bears, and maybe…maybe…that wetback Gonzalez.” Wetback is an ethnic slur, and will not be tolerated on Buc’em. This is the only warning, a permanent ban is next. Please refrain from using ethnic or racial slurs on Buc’em. You can read the Community guidelines if you need to brush up on what is acceptable now. Thank You Niko

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 20, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs