OTTOTD 10/21: The Put Out or Get Out Edition
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 AM EDT
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There was good reason why I never became one with my companions, why I felt alone among them and was therefore able to suffer so much. I was a barroom hero and cynic to satisfy the taste of the most brutal. I displayed wit and courage in my ideas and remarks about teachers, school, parents, and church. I could also bear to hear the filthiest stories, and even ventured an occasional one myself, but I never accompanied my friends when they visited women. I was alone and was filled with intense longing for love, a hopeless longing, while, to judge by my talk, I should have been a hard-boiled sensualist. No one was more easily hurt, no one more bashful than I. And when I happened to see the young well-brought-up girls of the town walking in front of me, pretty and clean, innocent and graceful, they seemed like wonderful pure dreams, a thousand times too good for me. For a time I could not even bring myself to enter Mrs. Jaggelt's stationary store because I blushed looking at her remembering what Alfons Beck had told me.
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So Hogs haven
is funny, I think.
J.J LOVE SPREADS while RAHEEM MORRIS'S PLAN FOR NFLDOMINECION IS COMING TO AN END.
by Some other guy who does not care on Oct 21, 2009 11:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LINK
J.J LOVE SPREADS while RAHEEM MORRIS'S PLAN FOR NFLDOMINECION IS COMING TO AN END.
by Some other guy who does not care on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This can't be real
http://survivalseedbank.com/
“Indestructible Survival Seed Bank Can Be Buried To Avoid Confiscation.”
More valuable than silver or gold in a real meltdown…
the ghost of stokes, camp, lugo strikes TB-sept 2009
by CubFanRaysaddict on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess the title of this is apt afterall
What chick would bang this disgusting excuse for a human? She obviously has never heard him call a game.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see her picture? She's hideious
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, more like slump starter
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like a man.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pic was taken during RJ's Mark Walberg In Rock Star phase.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Phillips can only get fat, nasty girls to blow him. Look how greasy her face and hair are. I wouldn’t even be mad if I was his wife, I would just laugh at his dumb ass and take my 50%.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I'm not lying and to top it off Steve has a big birthmark on his crotch right above his penis and one on his left inner thigh, so you know I'm not being fake"
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So he does have a penis
Will wonders never cease?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deadspin is going to puss out on this airing of dirty laundry.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can have all the fun you want over at his Wikipedia page
Additionally, Phillips is credited with acquiring aging and ineffective players with large contracts like Mo Vaughn, Roberto Alomar, Pedro Astacio, Mike Bordick, Bobby Bonilla, Rickey Henderson, Kenny Rogers, and Jeromy Burnitz.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a new thing for Steve-o
For a brief stint in 1998, Phillips took a leave of absence as general manager because of a sexual harassment suit. He admitted to consensual sex with the woman who filed the suit, as well as multiple other affairs, but denied harassment and the civil suit was settled out of court. Phillips was away from the team for a total of 8 days. The Mets defended Phillips privately and publicly, and the alleged victim’s attorney was even quoted as believing in his sincerity.2
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN has made no mention
I love bias-free media outlets
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there a link to this?
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 21, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From your boy Curt Schilling!
Schilling, five years later: “I am proud of what we did that night, but I am far more excited about what I was able to experience in my relationship with Christ that night.”
by SRQman on Oct 21, 2009 12:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I take from this that Schilling is about to have an immaculate butt baby and is going to say that
Jesus is the father.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's up bitches
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUck, as I was reading this I choked on a cracker, but I coughed it up.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How would you feel if he was choking on horse dong?
Reviled? Excited? It’s a legit question.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey man, I'm not suttree or Mr. Hands
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't replying to you
Try to keep up with the conversation
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Click the up arrow, I'm already sick of your shenanigans
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should I get my broom?
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you a witch?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You called Shenanigans.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horrified. His dirty, prepubescent lips don't belong on such a tunnel of joy.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'M NOT DIRTY YOU FUCKING BREEDER.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see how breeder is an insult.
Normal human beings breed. It’s a rite of passage – something you might not experience, sexless Peter Brady.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps you should Pay Pertinent Attention to the Population Problem.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to deposit an entire civilization onto your pillow.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you do this?
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well this is fun!
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” cometh to Comedy Central. The cabler has secured basic cable off-net rights to “Sunny,” which will join Comedy Central’s lineup next summer. FX will continue to air original episodes of “Sunny,” which is currently in its fifth season. FX has already ordered sixth and seventh seasons of the show.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, I have a new found love for Prince's music. Does this make me gay?
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gay for the groove.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's pretty funky
Once you start dreaming about him, then you’re gay
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I trust him.
Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan said the H1N1 flu vaccine was developed to kill people, UPI reported.
“The Earth can’t take 6.5 billion people. We just can’t feed that many. So what are you going to do? Kill as many as you can,” Farrakhan reportedly said during an event in Memphis, Tenn. “We have to develop a science that kills them and makes it look as though they died from some disease.”
The 76-year-old added that many wise people won’t take the vaccine, according to UPI.
His comments were made during an event to observe the group’s Holy Day of Atonement, and also marked the 14th anniversary of the Million Man March in Washington.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Because Swine Flu is a Godless killing machine that is sweeping through the world killing millions
The only reason Farrakhan wasn’t assassinated is because he is so stupid that he makes sheeple look like complete dumbasses.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SAY THAT SHIT TO HIS FACE, WHITEBREAD.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's he going to do, bleed on me?
I have no tolerance for racists from either side of the line.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buried under the oppression of work.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's Succaneers? is going to become a meme.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll probably be asking at the rate I've been getting assignments.
The extra money is nice, though.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I be the new head of succaneers then?
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's my elephant?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gorgen faced 5 batters last night prior to an IBB and exit
5 singles, 3 GB (1 infield),1 LD, 1 FB
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 21, 2009 12:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BUST.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Gorgen will be fine.
Don’t the Rays WANT their prospects to fail a little bit in the minors? Well, that one Mason-like outing might be filed under “failing.”
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welp. That's no bueno
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh singles, 5 singles in a row is mostly crappy luck.
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 21, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't wait to see AntiChrist
You’ll have approximately a minute and a half to escape the close-up shot of Gainsbourg shearing off her clitoris. This time, though, just wait by the door; once the gasps, screams, and vomiting sounds have subsided, it should be safe to retake your seat (watch out for fainting victims in the aisles). Enjoy the rest the movie!
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/10/a_squeamish_persons_guide_to_s.html
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lars Von Trier is overrated scum
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is that? Also, cutting off of clits is not good for busines
You gotta massage that thing and treat it right.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once you’re there, note the time; you’ll want to be sitting down again in three minutes. Use the restroom or buy some popcorn — whatever it takes to keep you from thinking about genitals being smashed by a log and groped to a climax. Listen near the door until you hear Willem Dafoe shrieking. This just means he’s regained consciousness and seen the remnants of his testicles, and it’s totally safe to go back in. But don’t get comfortable! You’ll be leaving again in 10 minutes.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh Willem Dafoe
This sounds magical
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we agree
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
J Cole's verse from Star is Born.
Discuss.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What was so great about it?
I can’t respect a rapper that uses the N word, he uses it twice. I don’t see anything here that is even league average.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is way better
I bomb atomically, Socrates’ philosophies
and hypothesis can’t define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect you, through the future see millennium
Killa B’s sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets queen B’s ease the guns in
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block
by SRQman on Oct 21, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love this song.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 21, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*> Anything Jay Z dropped on said track.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reasonable Doubt is still in my car CD player right now, but Jay was praising all the good acts.
I prefer that over inciting a war by calling someone a bitch.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Jay-Z was good
his new stuff the past couple years is MEH
by SRQman on Oct 21, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you expect a man to continually top himself?
I’m sure he has no problem make a few more tens of millions of dollars for minimal effort, while showing the way for more up-and-coming stars. For the record, I’m not really even a fan of hip-hop, rap, whatever you want to call it anymore, I just think it’s easier for people to throw rocks than it is to create something.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Twilight.
Welp.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You kids and your hip-hop music.
Your Don Fogarty and your Atari video games.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baseketball FTW
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BASEketball
get it right sucker!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to cut your achilles out of your body
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring it Torres lover!
I ain’t going nowhere, sucker! I am gonna to cut you so bad, you are going to wish I didn’t cut you so bad!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
Come estas, bitches.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame the school system
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taking it back old school
I loved the first iteration of Family Guy
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree 100%.
After the show was canceled then brought back, the show lost a little something.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Family Guy now is way better than it ever was.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yikes.
I have to disagree full heartedly. Before the show was canceled, Family Guy only had a few flashbacks and the characters where a lot funnier. Stewie wanted to kill Louise and the only one that could hear him talk was the dog.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Irrelevant.
Catch one of the old ones on syndication and it’s largely fucking terrible. The animation badly limited them, and the writing staff, frankly, wasn’t that good. Thanks to the new staff and the new possibilities of with animation, they actually come up with some wild stuff now, as opposed to just throwing out an animated sitcom.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Family Guy is and always was Mediocre.
American Dad is better
.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once again you go and prove that your opinion is worthless
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
American Dad is a nice way to kill a half hour before Mad Men comes on.
Other than that, it’s the same conventions as Family Guy without any of the daring.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, it's a political soap box for Seth McFarlane.. which uh, frankly, I can do without.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No cutaways and actual plot based humor? yes please.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Family Guy isn't that good. I'll take ATHF, Frisky Dingo, Metalocalypse, the 2nd season of Sealab, etc.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, but that wasn't the argument.
It was whether it’s good at all. I say it is, and it is better than it used to be. In comparison to other animated comedies, it’s not particularly great.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bold stance there DRB poster "PlayOnWords"
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They call me the pathbreaker.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, the Y2K episode and that ones before Meg was being made fun of were good.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would flag this
except then it gets more attention drawn to it.
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by Buc Wild on Oct 21, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree.
But, I like political humor a lot more then pop-culture humor.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Cleveland Show is better than American dad.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 21, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Cleveland Show is god awful.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Says the man who hates The Wire.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never actually seen The Wire.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEN SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE
Perhaps this is the wrong community for you
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree, I feel as though I'm the wild card.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like when they cut to Conway Twitty for 7 minutes
That is both creative and not an example of not having enough jokes for a show so let’s add in an uncomfortably long segment.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That reminds me of the time of when Peter Griffin was funny without having to resort to references that 85% of the audience wasn't alive to intake, but laughs anyway because they feel a joke was made
It’s the same reason that Carlin said he hated performing for college’s because everyone was stoned and laughed because it WAS a joke not AT the joke.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A phenomenon that happens for most comedians.
Once your famous, people expect you to be funny. Hardly rewarding.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bill Cosby caused me to vomit on a young couples shoes I was laughing so hard
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Cosby hasn’t been funny since the fall of Apartheid.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please find me one example of Bill Cosby being funny ever.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop trolling
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
alright...
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure if this helps your cause
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
Maybe I am just a fan of wholesome comedy… sometimes.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For wholesome comedy I always turn to Joey Gladstone
That said, I rarely find myself craving PG comedy
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neither do I
I just find it fun that 30 years later, I can watch his stand-up my grandpa and we can both laugh. It’s something unique.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check and mate
well done
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you but not thank you.
I am happily married man. And would you please stop sending me those e-mail w/ the pictures of you and the cat. That’s just downright disgusting.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish you'd love me as much as Fluffy does
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great.
Leonard part 6. The greatest film ever.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm annoyed Grizzly Bear decided to do a song for Twilight.
Way to endorse a complete piece of shit, guys. I heard Two Weeks in the store the other day, you’ve made it, don’t anger me.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thom Yorke
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THOM YORKE IS MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dude from Radiohead?
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm aware. I'm just not sure what it had to do with my comment about Grizzly Bear.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's on the Twilight soundtrack nancy
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eww... twilight.
Vampires do not sparkle.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even Thom Yorke is all about the C.R.E.A.M.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deliver me the scandal, Deadspin.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like that Daulerio got all friendly with ESPN and is stabbing them in the back know.
Good form.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From Deadspin User "VidaBlueBalls"
Next up: ESPN Corndog Dossier: Shelley Smith
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blazer Girl is the leak.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blazer Girl is beyond obnoxious and irritating, but I would fuck the skin off my dick if she wanted me to.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see what's so obnoxious about her. But she's cute, yeah.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She strikes me as the kind of person who proclaims to like beer and sports because she figured out it was an easy way to attract men.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, she probably had a lot of guy friends who she let on and then left stranded for nothing at turning points in their lives.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I may or may not be talking about myself.
gently sobs
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, guy.
Try match.com.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone on there believes in the Lord Jesus Christ as their Savior.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What has he done to be a Lord?
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't like the Gators?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even know who this broad is, but
this.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate beer. Alcohol is disgusting.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She is not hotter than Georgie Bingham.
Trying to find pics of Georgie pre ESPN <3’ing soccer was too much work.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eric Karabel, fantasy insider is in the background there.
FYI…
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 21, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He
was checking them out
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by Some other guy who does not care on Oct 21, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I'm going to be in Murphy, NC for a week.
Anybody know any interesting places within a 4 hour drive? It’s about 2 hours away from Nashville and 2 hours from Chattanooga.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Oct 21, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
*4 hours from Nashville.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Oct 21, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nashville it'self is great.
How far away are you from Gatlinburg?
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 hours or so.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Oct 21, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going through the smokey mountains is worth it.
My wife and I went there two months ago. We had a blast. Good skiing over in that area as well.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to be there from 10/24 to 10/31.
I don’t think snow is in the forcast.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Oct 21, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, you will still have fun.
You might want to drive to Pigeon Forge. Some awesome country cooking. Great breakfast, awesome BBQ.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool. I'm thinking about Nashville. Good music + good food.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Oct 21, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GREAT music in Nashville.
The performers on the streets are sometimes better then the performers on the stage.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go to kentucky!
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Sandy's dream
BE writer, Hates DRB:
There are much worse fates than being banned from DRB. I wouldn’t take it too seriously if I were you. I would much rather have someone on my blog that brings good discussion and opinions to the table than someone that rips other people’s grammar and spelling skills, uses sarcasm to try to belittle them in order to make themselves feel superior, and is just an all around jerk.
He has to live with himself on a daily basis, and one day he is going to wake up and realize how empty his life is. There is no excuse for being hateful to perfect strangers.
R.J. if you want to correct grammar and punctuation I suggest that you go find employment as a middle school english teacher.
You banned someone from your blog for failing to capitalize a sentence? That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I’m assuming that since this comment doesn’t contain a healthy dose of sarcasm and is critical of your management skills that I can consider myself banned from Draysbay as well. Strangely enough, I’m okay with it
J.J LOVE SPREADS while RAHEEM MORRIS'S PLAN FOR NFLDOMINECION IS COMING TO AN END.
by Some other guy who does not care on Oct 21, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NO this is not
NH
J.J LOVE SPREADS while RAHEEM MORRIS'S PLAN FOR NFLDOMINECION IS COMING TO AN END.
by Some other guy who does not care on Oct 21, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
J.J LOVE SPREADS while RAHEEM MORRIS'S PLAN FOR NFLDOMINECION IS COMING TO AN END.
by Some other guy who does not care on Oct 21, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny, after I praised him in an OTTOTD and suggested he should be on their staff.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
That’s why i said its your dream writer.
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by Some other guy who does not care on Oct 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to turn this into any sort of rivalry so I should probably shut my trap, but I prefer this site
because you can almost see how ideas form and change and alter through the course of the comments. I like the idea that people that post here don’t have to fellate the author. That they are entitled to their opinion as long as they back it up. A bunch of morons shooting from the hip is not a conducive audience for dialogue.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
big words..
“there’s that fag talk again!” 
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What, fellate?
Don’t worry scrote, my 3rd wife was tarded, she’s a pilot now.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like more and more everyday...
Then I realize I hate you and want you be eaten by a thousand ants in a terrible Indiana Jones Film. Is that too much to ask?
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your embarrasing take on the subject of me is, without a doubt, one of the most incorrect
dissertations I have ever perused. Please feel free to read my book then come back for a quick Q & A session.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there you again w/ that fag talk...
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was great.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the type of person who I feel is best suited for RI.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bahaha
Haters wanna hate
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The grammar in this selection is too good to have emerged from a BE poster.
/caricature’d?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Serioulsy its Lee Caz
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by Some other guy who does not care on Oct 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and spelling fail
J.J LOVE SPREADS while RAHEEM MORRIS'S PLAN FOR NFLDOMINECION IS COMING TO AN END.
by Some other guy who does not care on Oct 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who wrote that? and where?
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by Buc Wild on Oct 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm
Check out party over pt 2 reply to hook85- replies to R.J anderson’s long post.
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by Some other guy who does not care on Oct 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would I ban him?
He used the shift button. There’s not a site rule where you can’t question how big of an asshole I am to idiots. There is one about using shift. It’s not complicated.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would leave permanently if we couldn't call you a towering inferno of douchery.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RJ Anderson is the keter of the DRays Bay Sephirot.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reej
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me reference thingsleecazconsidersbanworthy.docx before boxing you for this.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Reej.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
After I'm done following The Hold Steady on their tour of Tibet.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
btw, what thread is this from? I tried looking over there.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Party Atmosphere over
Scroll to where R.J anderson has a post with 6 or more recs
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by Some other guy who does not care on Oct 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang.
What feature does Niko not like? I’m guessing its Sandy’s posts.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably the sarcastic elitism.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. It's Sandy's posts.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sucks being so gosh shucky darn witty
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judging by the number of comments I get
Nobody really likes my posts. I’m going to go cry now, BBL
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cut along the length of the vein!
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hook15
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 21, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I warned that guy a dozen times to start using shift.
Technically banning for “being stupid” isn’t allowed, however the shift rule acts as a nice IQ test.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
R.J.
I’m not sure if you guys read these OTTOTD after they are up, but I should probably apologize for saying this
He has to live with himself on a daily basis, and one day he is going to wake up and realize how empty his life is. There is no excuse for being hateful to perfect strangers
I don’t know you and it was a dick thing to say. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t jump into the middle of shit without being fully apprised of the situation.
I’m sure that a fellow egocentric person such as yourself can realize that the above apology was very difficult for me to make.
I don’t want to come off as a hypocrite. I was feeling extremely self righteous yesterday.
by LeeCaz on Oct 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing like a back-handed compliment to re-light some embers.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
:O
A Florida woman, who is a victim of sexual abuse, claims that rape was called a “pre-existing condition” by several health insurance companies, which would have disqualified her for care.
In 2002, Chris Turner, a health insurance agent from Tampa, Florida, was drugged and raped during a business trip. When she conferred with a doctor after her assault, Turner was prescribed preventative anti-HIV drugs, and she later entered counseling to help deal with the residual psychological effects of her rape.
;_;
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for making the OTTOTD awkard, PETER BRADY.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EVeryone calls be my middle name, sir
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this were high school, I would shove you into a locker every day.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this were high school, my handmade robot would steal my girlfriends.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey man, I'm a pretty nifty guy
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said nifty, I'm not really a bad dude.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're fat, you can't possibly be nifty.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not fat. ;_;
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see my ribs, I doubt I'm fat.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer bellies collect beneath the rips, fatty fat fat.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have a beer belly
Jesus ;_;
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happens everyday.
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by Buc Wild on Oct 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, a bit of a downer.
But, to quote Forrest Gump, “It happens.”
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Life of Brian was on last night.
Fuck everyone who shits on Monty Python.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nobody shits on Monty Pyhon
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm never surprised by the stupidity of the masses
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Romans go to the out?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good, now write it 100 times or I'll cut your balls off.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easily the single most appreciated comedy bit ever
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*under appreciated
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Judean People's Front Suicide Squad made me piss my pants when I first saw it.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only like half of "Meaning of Life" is funny
by BJ the Bossman on Oct 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Disagree
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't.
It’s amusing, but not altogether funny.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, out cold and eurotrip were really good, though, right?
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zach Galifinakis getting his balls stuck in the jacuzzi in out cold was a comedic triumph
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate both those movies
I did like Out Cold in 8th grade though. London is pure comedic genius, dude.
by BJ the Bossman on Oct 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont own either of them
and this coming from the guy that still owns 13th Warrior. BOOM
by BJ the Bossman on Oct 21, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's wrong with 13th warrior?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That I liked it in middle school
and now I realize its a shitty movie. I was gonna go the anime rout but didnt wanna listen to P Brady.
by BJ the Bossman on Oct 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most things do not hold up well, because of the years of experience you have acquired
It doesn’t make it shite in the first place.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just said anime isn't shitty.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never found any value in the storylines, animation, "fight" scenes or really anything in there
I have it on good authority that Cowboy Bebop may change my perspective, but I haven’t felt the need to watch.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if you dislike the animation I feel we're at an impasse.
Cowboy Bebop is great.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Incorrect, impasse implies a deadlock, when, in fact, you are considerably in the wrong
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
God is on my side.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Xenu
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only ask, because most people pray to a God
that doesn’t celebrate all the natural things in this world that are attributed to the devil, i.e. reproduction. For a more complete God there needs to be One that encompasses all natural acts or a second God that reigns over these “impure,” yet natural acts. According to a book there is only One, yet babies are born everyday.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, Catholicism.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never partaken
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't believe in birth control. I feel like that god respects reproduction.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yet having sex is considered sinful
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Outside of your government appointed marriage it is
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My ignorance of Catholicism is shameful, but
I’m pretty sure there is no government-appointed marriage.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, like in The Anthem
Well, not really a marriage, but still
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am unaware of your reference
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's by the worst author of all time, I wouldn't read it.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm reading Demian by Herman Hesse at the moment
I think you would enjoy it. It’s a relatively short novel, but full of great philosophy. You would relate well as the protagonist is roughly your age and intelligence throughout.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm currently reading The Scarlet Letter.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait?
you read? since when?
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I usually read nonfiction
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't just find this awesome
vocabulary in a locker at the bus station.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was to me, homes.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you found a dictionary while looking in an oldman's pocket.
He said you would find a sculpture of the statue of liberty. You just found the dictionary and a topic for your shrink.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting choice of words
I just caught Frantic for the first time a few nights ago. I’ve been having a lot of circular references lately. This always happens when I stay away from smack for a few days.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smack.
We all know you love crack.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are cute.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine that Suttree dresses in a leather harness and keeps BJtB leashed on a spiked collar.
And they’re big hits at The Castle.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Other way around
but yea dude were practically famous
by BJ the Bossman on Oct 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Catching a few Rays games with the Senator?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: The Tampa Mayor was sitting next to me
and Buchannan or whatever was in front of me at the WS. He left early
by SRQman on Oct 21, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hilarious for 2 reasons:
1) SRQ not knowing who/what The Senator is
2) SRQ not knowhing who the mayor of Tampa is
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really don't know shit about politics.
by SRQman on Oct 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gte informed bro
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't know who The Senator is either
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bill nelson or the seat Crist is running for?
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does that get one less 'ha'?
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like you're finding too much humor in this.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, it's funny, but is it 4 'ha's funny
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In 6 years (3 if you get lucky and find a willing dom), god willing, you'll get it, too.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT READING A THREAD.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Senator?
Are you talking about the old dude who hangs around the castle wearing a thong, in Ybor City.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was not the discussion, cockfuck.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You said Monty Python in general
dick
by BJ the Bossman on Oct 21, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My point was Life Of Brain (and Holy Grail, although not mentioned) outweigh any criticsms brought against Python.
So, kindly shut the fuck up.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ministry of Funny Walks made me orgasm in my heart
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guys which South Park character am I?
Butters or Cartman?
by SRQman on Oct 21, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Butters...
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
proof...
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They both have a shit eating grin.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly!
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's the funniest character on Southpark in your opinion?
Not just from these two, but out of all.
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by Buc Wild on Oct 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stan's Dad
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jimmy cracks me up
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by Buc Wild on Oct 21, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're the flipper baby between them.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone seen Paranormal Activity
is it worth watching?
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
If you’re gay
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sandy, I found the perfect song for you.
This should be your theme song… for sandy kazmir
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sandy only likes men who turn into girls.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer women that have always been in that form, but sometimes you get in a pinch and I'm not powerful
enough to say that I wouldn’t take a hummer from a post-op tranny. I’m sure there’s a first for everything.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SRQ is currently writing "Sandy Kazmir: ULTIMATE REVENGE PRANK" on a manilla envelope after reading this.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's manila, perhaps you should re-read the posting guidelines referring to spelling and grammar
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
spelling?
grammer? What’s that? That didn’t teach me that in USF!
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure USF provides a solid education as I have many friends that attended
Of course, none of them were on the football team. Moffett not being able to spell his own name is both, hilarious, and dumbfounding.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's spelled Ben Moffitt
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Irony is fun, thank you for pointing out my mistake.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FYI:
never take a geography class from USF. Why? Because the school believes it’s in the south of Florida.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
would her name be "Lola?"
And would you meet her down in old Sojo?
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll be the first to know when it happens
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wish
stud.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sandy Kaz: Sipping champagne just like it's cherry cola
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
c-o-l-a
cola…
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the DRB archives
Sandy on Christina Kahrl: “I’m not dumb, I just can’t understand, how she walks like a woman but talks like a man”
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow...
that’s awesome.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her knowledge on gaping holes is top notch
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not the worlds most passionate man, but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man and so's Christina
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread really should only be for Kinks lyrics
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no argument here.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really got me now
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Long Tall Sally
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lame reference.
I thought you were better then that… Sandy
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop Your Sobbing
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is nothing in this life without your love
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop having a hard on for me, it's embarrassing.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not a hard on.
It’s the pleat in the pants. My pants, they are pleated.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP LIKING MUSIC I LIKE.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wine -> Soda Can
Champagne → Cherry Cola Can?
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I think we're on to something
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't watched, heard it was a decent halloween movie.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suttree, you don't work for Tower Cloud do you? If you do, 'grats.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else find it "funny" that Alex Rodriguez can have hip surgery and be back to
playing professional baseball in what? 10 weeks? All after he has a steroid scandal?
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, Bryce Harper anyone?
Tim (Durban South Africa)
Could Nationals go with Taillon or Ranaudo over Harper?
Jim Callis (2:12 PM)
Sure they could. I’ll do a column on this at some point, but I don’t think it’s far-fetched to conceive of Bryce Harper falling out of the first round. It’s going to be almost impossible to live up to the hype, and if he falls short and is looking for big money—is Strasburg’s contract a starting point—he may scare off clubs, who know he can re-enter the 2011 and 2012 drafts and still have lots of leverage. It’s also possible that after spending $15.1 million on Strasburg, the Nationals don’t want to spend huge money on another No. 1 overall pick.
Also,
Rob (Oakland)
Which team says no to a BJ Upton/Buster Posey trade?
Jim Callis (2:27 PM)
The Giants. It’s hard to find good catchers.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 21, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Roy Clark is with the Nats, he knows youth catchers better than anyone else.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As my BA piece will illustrate.
/Strokes back.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bryce harper ain't shit but hoes and tricks
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 21, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With comments like this, it is obvious you know about masterbation, but do not understand it.
The back is not what should be stroked, just as a general hint.
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by Buc Wild on Oct 21, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he's in a pool, doing it Palahnuik style
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't sleep after I read "Guts".
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because it told a story about a teenager eating a carrot he suck up his pooper.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you've read Haunted as well
That was one of the grossest things I have ever imagined, thanks Chuck.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The middle tale was particularly horrifying.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first one was probably the grossest
I like the contract foot massage assassin as well as the kid that slept with older women and then blackmailed them. It’s been a few years those ones have stuck in my memory circuits best.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welp, time to ram my head against a wall and forget those.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this is a pederasty in baseball expose.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 year olds, Dude
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was a bat boy!
Finally I can let the world know of how Tim Raines Jr. took advantage of me with a rosin bag and a wad of chewed Bazooka Joe.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of all the players, you just had to choose one related to SRQ.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, just the first name that cropped up from the two times I boy'd bats at Legends Field.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He doese have a point though.
Harper can go back to school two or maybe even three times and not be in that bad of a situation. The team that drafts him is pretty much going to have to give him what he wants. No?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 21, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So bitter.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I too hate people with tons of talent.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you love people with no talent. Explains the whole B.J. Upton thing...
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by EminenceFront on Oct 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AW HELL NAW
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone deemed "CHOSEN ONE" pisses me off
by SRQman on Oct 21, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh where is Rose called "CHOSEN ONE" sides crazy Bull fans
by SRQman on Oct 21, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who wouldn't?
Just one more button…
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that is funny, I don't care who you are
Git’r’done POW
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laugh.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Later
Ladies, gentlemen, and Sandy. I am gone. Have a great night.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice to see Upgrayedd let you get off early
Although I’m sure he lets you get off whenever he pleases
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 21, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The love of pimp is not that of a square's...
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 21, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has a double dose of pimping power.
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJD: da gluvs b off
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 21, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Powered by Wendy's
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by P Brady on Oct 21, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sutty, thoughts?
Adam_Schefter Buccaneers announced today that they have claimed G Shawn Murphy off waivers from the Miami Dolphins.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 21, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He was Donald Penn's partner in crime at Utah State.
Good size, decent feet, got some pop in his hands but he’s not particularly explosive – then again I haven’t seen him since he played in college. Domenick’s probably the guy who liked Penn coming out of school, so he’s obviously familiar with Murphy and thinks it’s worth kicking tires about it. Not really a whole lot else to say – maybe they’re planning on cutting Mahan and letting Murphy be the primary interior backup.
by Suttree on Oct 21, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could've written this on Succaneers.com.
Sign lady must die.
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