OTTOTD: Slow down, slow down, slow down. I've learned this the hard way. You gotta read slower, bite the words off.
by Suttree on Oct 23, 2009 9:46 AM EDT
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[A bottle of Wild Turkey is introduced.]
HST: Aw, man. I drank this like some sort of sacrament for -- I mean, constantly -- for I think fifteen years. No wonder people looked at me funny. No offense. This is what I drank, and I insisted on it and I drank it constantly and I liked it. Jesus. I laid off it for six months and went back to it -- an accident one night, in a bar -- and it almost knocked me off the stool. It's like drinking gasoline. I thought, what the fuck...?
[At HST's request, a cardboard placard is brought into the room, bearing HST's obituary of Richard Nixon for Rolling Stone, dated May 1, 1994, and entitled, "He Was a Crook."]
HST: Here's one of the things I'm proudest of. It's about time you read something. Why don't you read that for us? This will be a lesson for you. Start at the beginning. If you haven't read this, it might explain a little more. Take it from the top. Headline and all.
[MH proceeds to read aloud the entire scathing obituary.]
HST: Aw, man. I drank this like some sort of sacrament for -- I mean, constantly -- for I think fifteen years. No wonder people looked at me funny. No offense. This is what I drank, and I insisted on it and I drank it constantly and I liked it. Jesus. I laid off it for six months and went back to it -- an accident one night, in a bar -- and it almost knocked me off the stool. It's like drinking gasoline. I thought, what the fuck...?
HST: Here's one of the things I'm proudest of. It's about time you read something. Why don't you read that for us? This will be a lesson for you. Start at the beginning. If you haven't read this, it might explain a little more. Take it from the top. Headline and all.
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I want to look at attendance figures after the year is over.
I wonder if the attendance at Wembley is counted since it’s a home game.
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This is not a Bucs message board
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I had ribs for breakfast.
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT STEROIDS PLEASE?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 23, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
And gay.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 23, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Does the Yanks/Angels series make it to Game 7?
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I thought you searched the internet for a living.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 23, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Will RGlass show his face after the pounding he took last Friday in the DRB PIckoff?
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He has nothing to prove to you. He went to Wake.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 23, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
You're still looking kinda rough, where are the lines?
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 23, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
from footballlocks.com
NFL Lines For Week 7 – NFL Football Line Week Seven
NFL Line 10/25 – 10/26, 2009
Date & Time Favorite Line Underdog Total
10/25 1:00 ET San Diego -5 At Kansas City 44
10/25 1:00 ET Indianapolis -13.5 At St. Louis 45.5
10/25 4:15 ET At Cincinnati -1.5 Chicago 42
10/25 1:00 ET Green Bay -8 At Cleveland 41.5
10/25 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -5.5 Minnesota 45
10/25 1:00 ET New England -15 Tampa Bay
(At London) 45
10/25 1:00 ET At Houston -3 San Francisco 44
10/25 4:05 ET NY Jets -6 At Oakland 35
10/25 4:05 ET At Carolina -7 Buffalo 36.5
10/25 4:15 ET New Orleans -6.5 At Miami 47
10/25 4:15 ET At Dallas -4 Atlanta 47.5
10/25 8:20 ET At NY Giants -7 Arizona 46.5
Monday Night Football Line
10/26 8:35 ET Philadelphia -7 At Washington 37.5
Bye Weeks: Baltimore, Denver, Detroit, Jacksonville, Seattle, Tennessee
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll go
SD
Indy (I’m sure Peyton will step off the accelerator in the 3rd)
Chicago
GB
Min
NE
Hou
Oak
Carolina
NO
Atlanta
NYG
Philly
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
You weren't in my yahoo contact list
Since mailing a check was a giant pain in the ass, how bout double or nothing, I count two differences Cin and SF. If we tie it’s a push you owe me 10 if you win you owe me nothing, if I win, you owe me 20. Deal?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I think we all know what is going to happen there
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
F it...
New England.
I really hate this line, though.
It’s in London, and the Pats played a perfect game last week. Oh well.
Onyl games I disagree are I want Zona and Buff
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 23, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
My weekend consists of landscaping, Madden 10, Uncharted 2, and possible sex! WEE.
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I'm trying to find a cool sex metaphor to do with mulch, but I haven't had enough coffee.
And I’m a hack.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 23, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I wish, buddy.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 23, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I bought Madden for the first time in three years.
It’s changed a lot from what I remember. I have a sweet team, other than Nate Davis as my starting QB.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 23, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I fantasy drafted. My Bucs team is pretty sick. Flacco, Slaton, Ray Rice, Boldin, Bowe, Cooley, Heath Miller as offensive options.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 23, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, pretty good. Running is easier than two years ago (when I last bought Madden), but its very precise. You can't just not pay attention.
I did bust an 84 yd TD run with Slaton, though, off a stretch to the strong side.
What sort of playbooks do you recommend? Is there a way to build a custom playbook?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 23, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Uh I don't know
My offense doesn’t really include passing. I play as the Phins online and wildcat the shit out of everyone. When they figure that out I go to more basic running and mix in Pat White running out of shot gun/short passes (very high percentage completions) I use Miami playbook or Run N’ Gun.
Yeah, I use the balanced playbook, but usually favor running WCO style plays. I might try out the Run N Gun playbook.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
CAN HE THROW A BALL THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS FROM 50 YARDS OUT ON HIS KNEES THOUGH?
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"Chris Mortenson's self-admitted rumor mongering is despicable behaviore by and standared and shows what happens
when you announce what you think will happen and call it news. Chris Mortenson should be shot by Chris Berman."
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Time for some gloom...
So a garbage man was killed right by my house early this morning, I’ve never heard an accident live before… but I’d guess this would be one of the most brutal sounding ones.
http://www2.tbo.com/video/2009/oct/23/sanitation-worker-killed-in-accident-93207/video-news/
Definitely freaks you out when you realize two people lost their lives 100 feet from your house in one of the worst ways possible.
I don't think I want to click on that
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Just found out the driver lived, garbage man was pinned and died. :'(
By the way, the link is SFW, no gore or anything. Just a helicopter shot of the accident.
Excellent use of Not, Garth
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 23, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I was at the game
3rd row right by the penalty box. That game was a lot of fun. The Lightning looked really good.
You get me my free Stamkos shirt boy?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Oct 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Bout the only team worth rooting for up here is the new-look Orange
Magic are going to be sick nasty. Which one of us is going to have to set up a fantasy league?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry, they probably will have a decent shot once they get in the NIT
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm just busting your balls I know nothing about the conference or the team, I do know that the Orange are in for a long year, but there's always hope with the mad Professor behind the bench
MEET ME AT THE TAILGATE AND SAY IT TO MY FACE SO I CAN MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN SHIT
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I figured as much, but we did lose two lottery picks.
We have another that will likely be a top 5 pick, though.
You're talking about tennis
look in the mirror
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I've lost interest completely
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
You run fast and have nice hair
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 23, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions
You just work your glamour muscles, you're all bi's and tri's
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Phrenatic
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
STEROIDS HAVE TARNISHED THE GAME
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 23, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
What we gotta do is what I call the Charlie 1-2
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Gotta get my pregame on
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I choose my words very carefully.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Oct 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I already used that one noob
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
and it's deliberately
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Meh. I was half watching/half packing.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Oct 23, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
You're gonna bang your chick on a mountain
kudos
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
That girl is grossly skinny
Her plastic features are not attractive in the least.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Photoshop is a helluva drug
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Oct 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to say that the Clippers do not get over .500
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
IDK
I watched them last year a lot and enjoyed them. They always covered and sometimes beat the Spurs. It was great.
Also your Wizards should be good again.
Agent Zero! I wish the Magic played in Tampa instead of Orlando.
I'm pretty psyched about the Zards.
Should be a lot of fun to watch. Only downside is they got rid of Darius Songaila.
For the record, I'm more of a Magic fan than Zards fan.
My alliengences in the NBA are very, very weak though. In the finals, I’d cheer for the Hornets over anyone.
I don't really care for the Magic.
I hope they do well but they aren’t like my “team” (obviously Bulls)
Powe Ranking of NBA teams I will for this year
Hornets
Magic
Zards
Mavs
Bulls
Nuggs
Hawks
Blazers
Thunder
Spurs
Warriors
Rockets
Lakers
Knicks
Cavs
Kings
Twolves
Nets
Clips
Bucks
76ers
Heat
Suns
Grizz
Jazz
Pacers
Nets
Bobcats
Stones
Celts
Due to aging personnel or D'antonio leaving?
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Worse than this guy?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
WINNER
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 23, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a better one but dont want to overload the thread
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Just make the picture smaller
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Ropheus Jilonto Anderson has not appeared in this thread yet.
I imagine a full bodied spreadsheet kept him awake until the wee hours last night.
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I did Rog, nothing there yet
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Correctamundo and noted
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by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm beginning to think these OTTOTD are causing more problems than they're worth.
That’s two emails from the network within the last month about stuff going on in them. Cool it down, or we’re going to have to do some reforming.
What was out of line the last few times?
Im guessing a certain name being released or discussed? I can’t imagine the content as much as it is the discussion of other entities
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I'm guessing banning talking about your site's community would be the first move.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It's ok, I'll be the bigger man and refrain from going there
Buc Wild if you could post your stuff in an OTTOTD then I think I can avoid going over there completely. That should solve any perceived problems. The lesson, I suppose, is that the retaliator is always the one that will draw the flag.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Add Buc'Em on GoogleReader. That way you don't feel temped to click on FanPosts.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
So the problem is that people are talking about others behind their backs?
The pictures are okay?
by .Taylor on Oct 23, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
What pictures?
Why are you even here?
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The crisp sensation of the DRB air heightens my senses.
I find it maddeningly cathartic.
by .Taylor on Oct 23, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Translation: I smoked a bunch of meth this morning.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Nah, I'll just stay away
I have plenty of sources for Bucs news in communities that have been around a little longer so there is a little less insecurity. Plus, with the Lightning and Magic getting ready to rock, I have plenty of stuff to keep me entertained. Thank you for the advice though
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be glad to post it here, but didn't want to make a separate fanpost since it's a Rays blog
If Suc ever gets up, I can just dual post or something there.
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There's an idea
I no longer wish to have dialogue with anyone from your board, outside of Lee Caz. We hugged it out big time last night.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll have to check my contract and see if it's allowed
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The one you didn't sign?
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 23, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Buc Em
Niko seems to have no problem with completely bashing worthless opinions. Name calling and personal attacks don’t really make any arguments stronger. Thats what he is against. It doesn’t seem like too much to ask to respect that wish on his community. To that note, I think he is going to try to ease up on the deleting of comments. I encouraged him to let the community reaction dictate what is really over the line. Ultimately he is in charge.
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This is constructive and not meant in a harmful way, but it's probably time to let that place figure things out on its own.
Whatever that may or may not include.
I’m not saying don’t visit there, because I do appreciate the work put forth, I’m just saying let’s not get into site management. As far as discussing content? Go ahead.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
R.J. feel fre to delete or hide this (seriously) if you feel it's too taboo
but the issue with SBN seems to be derived from the BE posters crossing over here. It’s almost like they hear about DRB, come over here, and without reading guidelines or TOS, they wander into these threads (OTTOTD) which are not at all representative of the site in general, more of a local hang out. But they come in here and either try to pick up an old argument or just flail away. At that point, they are on your “turf”. I understand the issues with name calling and all that garbage at DRB, and while Niko has decided to ban people, the real issue is when SBN discusses this with you. Those issues are from BE posters here.
I have no problem with crossover either way, but for the sole purpose of trolling or creating problems, meh. I like it when DRB guys (and BE guys) get in on a good conversation, but to just come over here and post to stir up the hornet’s nest is not a DRB fail, its an individual fail on that persons part (i.e. BFLII yesterday)
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Culture shock on both sides.
Still, I sure as hell don’t want your little monsters discussing my shift rule, and I don’t think Niko and you appreciate these vermin discussing why X got banned without a warning while Y has been warned thrice and still isn’t banned. It’s not productive. If there’s an issue, they need to email you two.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough, I've never had an issue with that
I’m probably more tolerant over there of the DRB stuff because I’m around it. Maybe it’s my fault for allowing it, though at the time I didn’t see the harm. It’s ridiculous it got to this point. I’ll handle my end as best I can in the capacity which I’m allowed.
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If it were allowed, it wouldn't be an issue
Clearly its not wanted, so it shouldn’t be there.
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Eh, just seems like a death wish to draw a line in the sand for BE
There is obviously a lot of crossover in fanbase. DRB readers account for a lot of their traffic. There is not much use for a “blog feud”. There should be some middle ground and I think ultimately he is willing to work towards it. At this point DRB users o bE probably need to do more conforming than BE management People just need to respect their guidelines rather than challenge them. .
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 23, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope by conform you mean just realize the community interacts in a different way.
and you don’t mea sugar coat their opinions.
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Don't sugarcoat opinions on topic
Just don’t resort to personal attacks when on BE. While sometimes amusing, they do nothing to further the debate. As long as you stick to message, there seem to be no issues with flaming.
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 23, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree with this.
DRB’s mannerisms are unique to DRB. You can’t go on McCovey Cove using DRB memes and expect people to understand who Helliot is. Just like a LL user here talking about Death to Flying Things is going to confuse.
Don’t assume every place is as loose as DRB when ti comes to things like social commentary through means of sarcasm or parody either.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Where's my relievers GB/K% post, you wombat?
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just asking.
Hadn’t heard back via email, I’ve been busy too so I didn’t beat you to the punch yet.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I meant you haven't emailed me saying it's ready.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't have to.
I was just wondering if you were still interested. If not, no biggie. It’s usually a nice summary though.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Also this is either the most or least fun I've ever had on a piece.
I’m not sure which.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It is.
My next freelance piece is going to be tenfold this though. Assuming someone is interested.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
We all know Glass does no work on Fri afternoons
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 23, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Not even hungover today.
Is it weird that I’m putting off work to do Sunday afternoon because I just can’t work Fridays? I’ve got tailgate on my mind, so I can’t concentrate.
Shoot that suggestion to Ian Cummings, Im sure it wont be the first time he's heard it
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Example
Playing a random guy just now. I get up 24-14 and stop him on a 4th and 16 (Yes he did a fake punt. So stupid) He offers for a friendly quit (basically means the game doesn’t count) I go “No.” then he just quits and to get the win I gotta finish the game vs. the CPU….so pointless it should just end it there.
Also I see a reason why
Example/ I get in a game with my friend, he lets me score real quick quit game and I get the win. But when it’s matchmaking (random people) and it’s the 3rd/4th quarter it’s just annoying. Hell I had people quit in the 1st when I go up 28-0. They should either have a super sim or something though
They also look into peoples totals where they play the same person numerous times with the same results.
So your scenario may work once, but if its habitual, it will be expunged.
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Try not beating people up man
Nobody wants to get creamed, if you’re so superior you can score at will and can toy with them a little bit.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 23, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Shoot that suggestion to Ian Cummings, Im sure it wont be the first time he's heard it
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Do you have Madden on PS3 or XBox?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 23, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I have Crabtree and Calvin Johnson. This means I can win even with Nate Davis as my QB.
I wanted Harvin as well but no such luck.
I plan to draft Locker in the offseason though.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 23, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
PS3.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 23, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Which means you're lucky.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 23, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Eric fucking Berry did not come out early for my first draft class.
So frustrating…
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 23, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Okedoki a little trick for ya.
If you got a mobile QB this is great. Do shotgun formation, then a play action play. You then audible the RB you are doing the fake hand off too to do something else. You get like a second head start to scramble cause he just takes the snap.
Have you had more success with the 3-4 or 4-3?
I’m two games in and I’m using Josh McDaniels playbook on both sides of the ball. Pretty meh so far.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 23, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I run the NE defense with the Phins online
In that I usually go with the Nickle 1-5-5 or 1-5-5 prowl. It’s basically a nose tackle, 5 linebackers and 5 DB’s
People online in general are
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 23, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
For GB%, is it GB/(TBF-K-BB-HBP)?
or is it GB/(TBF-K-BB-HBP-HR)?
The first seems to make more sense….
So the first then?
That’s what I assumed, but I’m trying to reverse FG’s GB% into GB, so I can do a 3-year average.
I agree, I still don't know how FIP can be based on IP and be considered fielding indep.
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Plate appearances? Batters faced? What should (in your opinion) be the measure?
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It has to control for that he thinks.
Because a bad defensive team causes IP to be lower than it should.
Plate appearances
That way you are measure FI stats as a % of total plays, Innings are a function of outs most of which involve defense.
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RJ, one question
Did SBN call me out in those emails?
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You are not held to the same standard since you are an SBN user, not a writer
If there is an issue, you would be contacted diretly by Niko or SBN
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But people call me out.
It’s my thing…
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Percentage chance we see Freeman against Green Bay in two weeks?
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Ninety percent is too low.
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I didnt realize we were talking in text type now
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Pretty high. If JJ can limit himself to one bad decision (that preferably doesn't turn into an interception) against the Pats, I'm going to be pumped.
His accurate pass percentage is right in line with really good NFL quarterbacks, but he’s making bad decisions on an aaron brooks pace.
There isn't a chance that Freemsy isn't the starter for the GB game.
And the symbolism will be suffocating.
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They have little reason to be.
All parties involved have hitched their wagon to Freeman.
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Prepare yourselves for headlines and stories like this
“The team is different, but the uniforms just bring out the worst in the Bucs” If we lose to Green Bay or play poorly in those creamsicles, it is going to be a journalist’s wet dream
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Fixed.
The team is different, but the uniforms just bring out the worst in the Bucs" If When we lose to Green Bay or and play poorly in those creamsicles, it is going to be a journalist’s wet dream
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I'm pretty surprised about the anti-Deadspin backlash.
Especially since they promoted the whole spiel as unsubstantiated rumors. People still care about gossip on the internet, huh?
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IDK, especially since we were talking about it a few days ago.
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No, there were other posts and articles trashing AJD.
I mean, I have criticisms, too, but not on this issue.
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Or a banner image?
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by EminenceFront on Oct 23, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
You forgot a period.
/things that are simultaneously true and things you will never hear.
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It does. You just have to think like a 16 y/o.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 23, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Steve Phillips and SRQ have similar taste in women.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 23, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Steve Phillips and Bill Clinton have similar tastes in women.
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That girl and SRQ have similar body types/genetalia.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 23, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dunno.
I’m so close to jumping the shark I can smell the ocean.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 23, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
That was loaded with shades of Simmons, so yes the shark has been jumped
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Wicked pissah at lil bloke.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 23, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
ATTENTION DRB OTTOTD REGULARS.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 23, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, why don't you go cry into your dad's balls, cupcake?
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Are we supposed to be keeping this thread alive?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
That's the perfect mentality for writing stories on Succaneers.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 23, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Just grilled some steak - ROsemary, Garlic Salt, pinch of butter
I am a fantastic fucking cook.
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That's the other one.
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by EminenceFront on Oct 23, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I realize im not welcome here, and I wont argue that point, but I wanted to come in and give everyone a message personally.
Someone said this really got out of hand. It has.
I think, from the tone of this thread, that there is a chance we can put a lot of that stuff behind us, if we want to.
A feud serves NO PURPOSE whatsoever.
I realize there are going to be some people who are going to say " F Niko, this and that, he can go whatever."
I can respect that. Then don’t come over.
There is a definite difference in customs and cultures between our two sites. Much as you guys know, Niko is Greek. I am not really Greek, my grandparents and my dad were, I was born here and dont practice much at all, and am as apple pie as you can get, yet I’ve learned to work with both cultures in my family by respecting them both.
I think there is a chance here to work out something here. I intend to UN Ban everyone from the DraysBay site for use on Bucem.
If I have not unbanned you, its not on purpose, I just overlooked you. Please email me, or BW, and they will un-ban you from Buc’em.
All I ask, is if you come over to BucEm, please respect the way Im trying to run the site, and refrain from attacking someone just because they have an argument that you see through like a fine silk. I realize a lot of the posts on Bucem dont hold well. But I want a site where anyone can post what they want about the Bucs, and the community can debate the merits of it.
I regret removing all the posts yesterday, because I realize that the problem had resolved itself, and I lost a lot of good content from the site. In a lot of ways I am still learning a lot about what I am doing over there.
I will begin to remove bans Immediately.
Hopefully we can put all of this behind us like grown men.
I am not apologizing, nor am I asking for an apology, nor do I feel I deserve one. Im just extending an olive branch so our two sites can go back to dealing with the Sports and teams we love, on both sides of our Bay.
If anyone can get production out of Gaines Adams, it will be Rod Marinelli. Good Luck Gaines and thank you Bucs for restoring my confidence that there is accountability.
Meant to say if it escalates to a feud. No, I don't think it is a feud or got to that point yet.
If anyone can get production out of Gaines Adams, it will be Rod Marinelli. Good Luck Gaines and thank you Bucs for restoring my confidence that there is accountability.
by Niko Houllis on Oct 24, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
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