OTTOTD 10/27: Ignorancy
I learned something new yesterday. Apparently Freshman-Sophomore's in high school don't know anything about football at all. They were trying to convince me that Tom Brady is not a top 10 current QB in the NFL. I understand the patriots are one thing but to say that tom brady is not a TOP 10 current QB while he is playing with a severely depleted O-line is both Ignorant and stupid. I can't believe i said that.
In other news, Eric Mangini is either an idiot or he is preparing for an Uncapped 2010 season by sitting Brady Quinn while Derek Anderson is just throwing interceptions.
I also hate this websense thing, apparently.
And do i need 75 words?
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Also those kids are stupid, obviously most HS kids are
I remember in my senior year I got in an argument with a kid when I said Evan Longoria would be better than Ellsbury. Obviously I won that.
First glimpse of a morning sun?
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What children were you talking with that didn't respect Brady?
Were they European? I could understand that.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 9:12 AM EDT reply actions
see my comment in the Snyder post.
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Blake Griffin can be out for six weeks
There goes the Clippers. http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4597949
OHMYGOD
who cares?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Who are you?
You think you can just come in here and call out longtime DRB members like Staypuff SRQman?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 27, 2009 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Let him fight his own battles, I think you should have more compassion for new users like me and Go Rays!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps I can direct you to
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 27, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I've already been thrust in that direction, thank you for your concern
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Haters wanna hate
Also I am digging this new Rip City uni for Portland
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2625/4029179907_0fd53a045a_o.png
My honkiness precludes me so I must ask
WTF Rip City means?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Per Wiki
The nickname Rip City is usually used in the context of the city’s NBA team, the Portland Trail Blazers.11 The term was coined by the team’s play-by-play announcer Bill Schonely during a game against the Los Angeles Lakers on February 18, 1971, the Blazers’ first season.12 In the days prior to the three-point field goal, Blazers’ guard Jim Barnett took an ill-advised long distance shot that nonetheless went in, giving the new team hope for a victory against the powerful Lakers. Excited, Schonely exclaimed “Rip City! All right!” Schonely admits that he has no idea how he came up with the expression, but it became synonymous with the team and the city of Portland.13
So the the city, the fans, the team, and even the guy who uttered a completely made up phrase have no
idea what it means. You might as well proclaim, “Fresh Fish” or, “Big Yahtzee’s.” People are dumb.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Have you been to either city?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I am and I did
I will not take this abuse. I’m going to write a nasty letter to HMIC.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
San Fran/Oakland = yes
Portland – no but I want to.
Both teams I kinda dig cause I have NBA League pass and watch them.
You can't get a hat of a city you've never been to
How do you afford all this stuff, I worked 30 hours a week and sold drugs on the side to get through college WTF?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
No chat speak.
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 27, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Allow me to apologize.
I am sorry.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Selling cocaine is one of the dumbest things you can do.
People need to realized that Scarface is a movie character like Simba or Johnny Dangerously
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Your delivery is slow, I think you should leave the Chappelle jokes to Chappelle.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
"possible pretend coke dealer" added to
thingsweknowaboutmysteriousandyhellicksonstine.xlsx
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 27, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, not so much these days with your MTV and Atari Video Games.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Christmas With the Kranks?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Sweet, hanging with highschool kids. I'll just forward this post to the proper authorities and....
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 27, 2009 9:24 AM EDT reply actions
Oh high school kids, won't you go waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda, won't you go a-waltzin' matilda with me...
look at this convict
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 27, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Lets see if I can kill this thread early
Give it up for Nevin Ashley’s Walk off Slam in the AFL last night… Mkanx at work
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Minor league award? check
Call a good game for Stras? check
Hit a grand slam? check
THE TIME IS NOW
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow. A TDK sig quote and using established memes?
You have a one way ticket to boxed-town, meat.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Hitters League and Small Sample Size caveats
But still he had shown promise in the past
06 Appy League All Star
06 Baseball America Rookie All Star
07 Sally All Star
09 FSL All Star
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 27, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Also more of an OBP guy since he can draw a walk. Never had much slugging. Enter MKANX
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 27, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Dan Sileo this morning:
FACT that Gruden and Allen were handed a max $2m offseason budget and that this was the case for Raheeminik, too. I mean, I <3 Gruden, but that’s just irresponsible garbage. I can think of three guys (Ward, K2, Faine) inked to deals in excess of $2m individually. And he insisted that this was the factiest of all facts.
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Good example, but since it's never happened I can't comment.
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WELL EXCUSE ME MR KILLYERIDOLS
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
< Downtown Julie Brown you faggot
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
That is the most ridiculous thing ever posted on this website.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
A poster of Kennedy getting shot in the face would be pretty awesome
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I meant the Vee-Jay
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, wait. I have notation dyslexia.
We are in agreement.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Did you know that you could listen to Harry Kalas call the last 3 outs of the 2008 World Series
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER SEEN THIS ON THE RIGHT SIDEBAR
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I think I'll just go ahead and destroy this thread right here

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 27, 2009 10:19 AM EDT reply actions
He's dating her???????????

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 27, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't you guys think that this The City throwback hat would look sweet on me?

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 27, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Annd rec'd
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
God damn, that's a gamma ray level rec right there.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm still fucking laughing.
This might be in the same class as EF’s SRQ/Edna makeout pic after the Longo walkoff v BOS.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
And hugs.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
It's up there
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Can someone photoshop plaid shorts on him?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 27, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Aw WTF.
Julie Brown got hidden? Douchebag dictator.
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Is this like the DRB version of Duke Nukem Forever?
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Therefore it is?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
What you know about Renatus Cartesius?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I know, that's what I said
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
What the hell are you doing
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 27, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I got a little out of control there, figured I might as well crash the plane into the mountain
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
You try coming up with fresh content every day, it's harder than it looks
oh yeah
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I know a guy who could maybe help out with contect for Succ if it ever gets truly up and running as a website
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 27, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Me thinks he already did
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 27, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I can put you in touch with some references if need be.
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Church of Scientology convicted of fraud in France
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
I would say no religion, but I'm not sure Scientology is really much of a religion.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not far removed from Papal Indulgences, so I suppose that if Catholicism is allowed to corrupt young boys, then
Johnny Travolta and Tom Cruise should be able to pay the ghosts out of the bodies.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
The last "the" should be their
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
It seemed like he was pitching every game this year
Perhaps a drop in innings could get him back to his 2008 self. That change is silly though.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
J.P. knows how to build a pen.
I’m not sure why he ever signed Ryan.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I am a retard. I realized this 3 secs after post.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Any guesses on where he ends up?
Put him on a team, like ours, where his role is more specialized and I think he is a great front office man. Friedman has shown his mettle on many occasions, but he’s left to do what he does best while Hunsicker takes over the scouting reigns and both are back by genius-level number’s people.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't really think of Andrew as a numbers-only person.
Same with Hunsicker as a scouting-only guy.
Both are information whores.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
You have to admit that there is a certain Venn Diagram-feel to our front office, though
They do overlap in certain respects, but I have to think that, for the most part, they are specialized to what they excel in.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
ZAUN'D
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 27, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
So who is winning NBA title? Lakers look real good.
Magic have Vince, Boston is old but good and the Cavs have Shaq. Spurs also could make another run.
Dallas Mavericks
Dirk is going for 47 a game this year
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I have the Lakers again, they have Artest which makes them borderline unfair.
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It also makes them borderline crazier than most females.
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Artest has gone from a bad crazy to whimsical homeless man crazy, so I think it will work.
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Phil did it with Rodman
I’m pretty sure he can handle Ron Ron. If the Lakers stay healthy, Bynum, they should win.
Thoughts on this line:
The Isis to the fastball’s Osiris, Pedro’s change is quite the miss. While sitting in the upper-70s and batters whiffed at nearly 18% of them. It does have a negative run value […]
He can pitch as well as he wants, when they're getting only 5 innings from him, I'm not sure if they would be better served having someone else that can go a little deeper
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I like the new take on the yin and the yang by using Isis and Osiris
He looked at a cause and an effect of what he feels is a good pitch, which the metrics have apparently not born out. Perhaps, the author should take into account movement, as well as, what happens when a batter does make contact. 18% whiffs is awesome, but if the other 82% of the time if goes for an XBH, then we’ve moved from light to dark rather quickly. Of course that is an example, looking a little deeper, he has nice separation from the fastball. The closest velocity is his cutter which should have opposite movement. He’s throwing the change about an eighth of the time right now, perhaps he should use it more, or maybe even less.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I just wanted to know whether "it's quite the miss" makes sense or not.
I have all the technical stuff covered.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
"While sitting in the upper-70s and batters whiffed at nearly 18% of them."?
That’s not a sentence.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 27, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Aww, This thread is dead
Why Peter Brady? Why?
T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.
Oops
A 27-year-old offensive lineman who has been with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for about a month was arrested early Tuesday on a DUI charge after police say he was found asleep at the wheel outside Raymond James Stadium.
Police said Marcus Johnson, of Oxford, Miss., was sleeping in his 2010 Chevrolet Impala in the middle of the intersection at W Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard and N Dale Mabry Highway about 4 a.m.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
What the Heck?
http://www.faketeams.com/2009/10/26/1099894/mlb-trade-rumors-carlos-beltran-to
T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.
I think the Rays should trade for Hanley.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
No, they shouldn't
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/10/offseason-outlook-tampa-bay-rays.html
T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.
Bob R. slapping morons around like usual.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That was hot.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone notice
Ray commented on ‘Rays get prep catcher Luke Bailey in day two of MLB Draft; he plans to sign’
Thursday, June 11, 2009, 1:58:18 AM | Ray
“Scouting director R.J. Harrison said they were particularly “tickled” to get Bailey, who was considered one of the top catching prospects entering his senior year before Tommy John sugery likely scared some teams away."
And there’s a reason other teams passed on him, he’s had surgery at such a young age already.
Can’t they find anyone that’s not on the DL? This organization is becoming a M.A.S.H. unit.
T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.
I can't believe the Rays use James Shields as their ace.
He missed a season as a youngster due to injury. STOP BEING SO CHEAP RAYS.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
If I'm here from the beginning is it really killing?
Plus, it’s lunchtime.
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What do you want to talk about, cutie?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Proo' dat.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Florida Tuskers, Las Vegas something or others, the UFL, feel the excitement.
/Simmons’d
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Who thought this was a good idea?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I suppose that IS what it's all about
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
She made you pay for those services, huh?
by Marc Normandin on Oct 27, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You and I are like one
two horses in the same harness, running side-by-side.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm amazed at how quickly new DRB user Andy Hellicksonstine has picked up on existing memes and jokes.
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Can we ban this shithead all ready?
I hate when people barge into a community and act like they belong.
What's with the anger and cursing
I’m just trying to fit in.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps you should give us some of your recs.
Lead by example.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think I have any
I did give one to Go Fishing! for a reasoned and well-thought out post.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You missed the true sign of a new comer
a fun filled post that gets rec’d 11 times and we discuss for ages.
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No body recs my writing
I’m sure I’ll be lucky to get 2-3 comments if I’m ever allowed front page access.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
You be will rec'd and rec'd hard when it's time.
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So I've got that going for me
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
You be will?
All this time off from writing has making you sense no
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I put in the time
You know read the user guide, the how to not get banned guide, the stat guide, the meme guide. I figure, if I’m going to bust your guys chops it was the least I could do.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
We have a meme guide that's totally outdated.
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You don't like Cocky the Rally Rooster?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
More furries, more Edna, less...I don't know...Jae Seo.
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How about you post an updated one then, oatmeal cakes?
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Make me a part of the Team. I'll replace Sandy.
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That loser can't be replaced
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Look Marc, I think you're a good writer and an okay human being (albeit shallow in the race department) but don't come on on here posting BS like this.
There is no way SRQ would’ve touched or been touched by a female.
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Any reason why today's OTTOTD is dated 10/29 as opposed to 10/27?
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Because you touch yourself
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
BW, I just read your Morris argument with Lee Caz.
Good stuff, and I like the part where he acts like a dick, and then says you act like a dick. Fuck that guy.
OH MY GOD, THE CAMERA'S CAUGHT RAHEEM MORRIS ON THE PHONE TO THE GM, THIS MUST BE THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY A COACH HAS EVER CONSULTED WITH THE FO ABOUT SOMETHING
Yea, I didn't see that phone call as a big deal at all. If nothing else, it insulated Morris from any backstabbing or second guessing
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I don't understand the uproar at all.
Frankly, I find it to be a good thing that the front office and coaching staff are on the same page. They were making a pretty serious decision there, considering if Freeman goes down in flames, they go down in flames.
Yup, and you don't make a decision regarding your potential franchise guy without everyone being on board
Regardless of anyone’s feelings about Freeman’s future, he is seen by the FO as the future. They all have to agree on the path he will take. A conversation of the verbal kind seemed quickest and most effective.
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Not enough hippity hop lingo, although kudos for the usage of "yo"
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I think you are being overly-simplistic about the African-American race
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank goodness I don't actually think that, but that I stated it in a place where intent is understood.
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I have no idea what your intentions are, I just use my eyes for reading, and to me, that seemed like you were insulting the intelligence of the coach based on his skin color
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn't use Ebonics though.
Or talk about how Freeman is his “dawg”.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
touche
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo Mark it's your boy Raw, real talk for a min, finna put in Free, aight? Aight holla.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
RAHEEM, YOU PUT THAT FIRST ROUND PICK IN WHAT'S HIS NAME, GORDON FREEMAN
THIS IS YOUR FATHER MARK DOMINICK, YOU LISTEN TO ME
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just happy that finally we have a proven QB that can put up 300-400 yards a game with a couple TD's
The wins should come pouring in now.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be legitimately shocked if his stats are any better than Johnson's.
Unless, of course, they go all Joe Flacco with him, WHICH IS WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE WITH JJ IN THE FIRST PLACE.
My one hope is that SS can continue to get more looks
JJ had a good rapport with AB going until it became obvious that that was the only guy making plays. I’m not sure if the FO viewed Ward as a Michael Turner-type signing, but he’s getting almost no touches at this point. How is he supposed to get in the rhythm of the game with 3 carries?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
BASED ON 9 SNAPS I AM READY TO DRAFT TIM TEBOW RIGHT NOW
FREEMAN IS A BUST RAHEEM IS A JACKASS 0-16 0-16 GET READY FOR THE BUCS LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Bucs can go 0 for their next 30 and I'll still be more ashamed of the fan base than the team.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
What did they expect this year? That's what blows me away.
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2-14? It's the "0-fer" that brings out the crazies
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Umm Suh, dude, seriously
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
If we don't draft Suh, if given the chance, it will go down as a bigger disappointment than when we didn't get Wilfork
Or Adrian, or Stephen Jackson
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you seen him play?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't bother responding if that's a no
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Cody was a beast against UT, but if you want to talk bust potential
Suh is more of a sure thing and the ceiling is higher as well.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Glenn Dorsey-type bodies with a history of knee problems. This scares me.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Dorsey was a fatbody compared to Suh
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
If we're going UT give me Mccoy.
Or go BPA Berry.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Our line is a much higher priority
Suh fixes a lot of problems
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Cody looks like the defensive version of Andre Smith
A fat tub of goo who if not properly motivated will balloon to Mike Williams proportions.
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I just know when I see T. Cody I know he can play
but for how long, how will he stay motivated and will he pull a Gaines Adams and raid the local McD’s.
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I hate that we won't run the ball three plays in a row.
This is what you do when you have a quarterback. Even if you’re down seven, you run the ball in a way unbalanced ratio, then use rollouts, screens and max protect to keep your baby safe.
We have no commitment to this strategy.
I couldn't tell from the TV angle, but I'm assuming that NE was spying JJ on every play. The kid didn't run at all and made some bad decisions.
Frankly, we knew this was going to happen. Maybe if the FO wasn’t as invested in Free then JJ would’ve gotten a fair shake.
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The FO blew their way too quickly on dumping Leftwich.
He wasn’t the biggest issue.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't have a problem with that if there plan was,"Well, let's develop JJ a little so that we have a back up plan should Freeman not work out."
Instead it was,“Well, let’s see if JJ can be a good NFL quarterback in his first five games!”
oh, the first pick was terrible, but again, they didn't put him in position to succeed.
It’s 3rd and five on the first drive in fucking London against the Patriots. Run the ball.
The 2nd pick is on Clayton as much as JJ and the third pick was a throwaway at the end of the half.
I don't think the first pick is entirely on JJ.
I’ve seen that play a hundred times and it looks like Stroughter either cut off his route or had an option route and there was miscommunication. It’s just a guess on my part, but I wouldn’t be surprised.
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This should be everyone's signature at an unnamed website.
I can’t figure out why they don’t playcall for JJ (or any other young QB) to give him a chance to succeed
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Wildcat, bitches!
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I don't get why people are quoting a handful of games as proof that one player sucks.
Excuse the stat nerd inside of me, but small sample size much?
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Technically, he's been better than Mark Sanchez.
Of course, Mark Sanchez plays on a better team with a good defense and so he gets praised for his “pose” in the national media.
Get ready for the same type of analysis on Freeman
He won;t even get 3 games before the fan base is saying he’s the worst thing ever. But once they make that move, barring injury, there is no where else to go this year.
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This is it for the next 24 games.
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Three games? More like three scoreless drives.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
We are going to score TOUCHDOWNS.
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I hope they give JJ one more chance against Green Bay.
Going to London to play the Patriots while losing a day to prepare… that was never going to be a good situation.
Nor was playing without Faine to start, not establishing the run
and not playcalling for him. It almost seems like they are in a rush to get to Freeman and are just going through the motions with JJ. This is such a stupid thing to say, but are they trying to get JJ to fail?
I realize how dumb that sounds, but if Freeman is the end game, don’t you want JJ to underperform to make the move logical?
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Panic moves.
Something the Rays FO avoided doing throughout.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Some may think the AB's that Gross got is the extreme opposite
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It's called exhaustion, and it's usually a good idea to show that you tried everything else if you have an ulterior motive
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Where did the reports that Freeman is fat and lazy come from? Scott Reynolds? The ubiquitous and mysterious Sources?
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Unless your name is Marc Topkin you are stealing his bit.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Read the Mark Topkin meme guide
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Or
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Not looking for a pat on the back here
but did it make sense? I know I rambled on, but wanted to get a few points across.
I also don’t think I acted like a dick, but what do I know.
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It was just fine, you elaborated and defended your points (which were accurate).
I didn’t think you acted like a dick, but then again, I don’t know everything like Lee Caz.
How the hell is Melvin Mora 38 years old?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
Notice: P Brady leaves, thread becomes alive again.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh god
Tell me it’s for $18
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Too much
That’s like 10 grand per PA
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
He should have dove for that pop fly in 2008 vs. the Angels
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
What the heck are you whining about?
The deal is win.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm......
1)This means either Upton or Craw is likely to br traded
or
2) Zobrist will be primarily a 2B
right?
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I would think 1 carries more merit than 2, unless they aren't sold on Sean John
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
AF LISTENS TO ME. F DA HATAS.
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Was about to post the same thing
I’M IMPRESSED BY OUR FAN BASE EVERYDAY
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JBF's trolls make yours look like MENSA members.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I've only ventured over there once or twice and have never read the comments
I’m sure he has good stuff to say, but a lot of it seems like links to articles and just pessimistic ranting. Although this year it’s warranted I suppose.
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I was turned off by all the ads
It’s pretty much a catch-all for news and his opinions in full view. Seems like he gets a lot of hits so he’s doing something right. Then again, I always have faith in the LCD.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
But Radio is kinda funny.
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It will be less than a year before Gruden becomes White Tony in this town.
Me and about 10-12 other guys moved underneath the MNF booth in the 2nd half and in the 4th quarter we started a “We Want Gruden” chant. Gruden and Jaws were looking at us and laughing, and then Gruden stood up and flashed his Super Bowl ring at us.
:(:(:(:(
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Gruden won with Wyche's team
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
TB not dead last in attendance woo
http://www.fromtherink.com/2009/10/26/1102075/early-attendance-trends-in-the-nhl
(Unfunny hockey jokes are going to be met with bans)
Southeast teams have no chance of drawing fans in today's NHL
What’s that, the Islanders are last, oh umm GO CANADIA
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The Bolts were near the top not too many years ago.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I just always find it stupid when people say that teams have to get out of the South, because Phoenix was ran poorly
and that fans don’t come out if the team isn’t a winner. Most of these teams don’t have a 50 year old fan base that will show up year in and year out. Seeing the Islanders at the bottom of the rankings was pretty funny for me. Most of this argument sounds pretty familiar to one we’ve had all year about attendance, especially if you continue to say that TB is one of the hardest hit markets economically.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 27, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Weird how high attendance correlates with winni-
oh? The Rays did what in 2009? Surely not. Surely not the great fans of Tampa Bay! Get right the fuck out of here!
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The best hockey joke has already been made:
The Toronto Maple Leafs
by Graham MacAree on Oct 27, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
So you don't want the name of a psychologist?
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Research?
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Potentially for a future piece.
I’d have to do some other things before diving into it, I’m just seeing if anyone would refer one.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 27, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know one, but I am crazy.
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My girlfriend is a psychologist.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 27, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Im studying psychology
Don’t know why
T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.
Congratulations, you keep finding more ways to fail.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Do you play on a skill level or just use "my skill" level?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 27, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, you're talking online and not Franchise mode then?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 27, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
At first, I thought there was a Gay Cluverhouse, but then I realized that Cluverhouse's wife was Gay.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

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