OTTOTD 10/28: The 589 Tries To Say Nothing At All Edition
by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 9:26 AM EDT
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PrintMartin Fennelly's column today ponders if the Rays will ever return to the World Series. He cites the circumstance of a team playing a totally different sport using the Trop as a practice field as evidence, somehow, of the Rays' improbability (or not) of making the World Series in the future.
Read this fucking thing. There are 589 words in it that are cobbled together to make semi-coherent, utterly punchless, totally useless non-statements. There are so many maybes and so much pseudo thought splooge in this article that Peter King printed it out, laminated it, and put it on his Inspiration bulletin board (hanging above his Macbook Air workstation). I don't expect much from the Tampa media to begin with, especially since they are all Northeast sports fans, but Fennelly is the gold standard for sports writers in this area. Supposedly. It's likely that he made more per word of this article than Suttree will make Googling shit his entire life. This reads like Fennelly wrote it with his eyes closed. I know this because if he were awake, he would've found some way to squeeze in a George Costanza quote. Instead...
"Lemme do a little small market jab, a quick Navarro burn, yadda yadda old George Steinbrenner, Yankees payroll, Pat Burrell- BOOM. Rays article complete."
Look for yourself. Allow your thoughts to be provoked by the same question repeated FOUR* times.
* - in college (WARHAWKS), I took a screenwriting class. The teacher cited a quasi-rule that the audience won't remember something unless its referenced three times. So I think we should applaud Fennelly here for going above and beyond while working in a far more restrictive environment. A two hour movie? No. Fennelly will insult your intelligence in fewer words than a bobr post.
Today, the Orlando Tuskers of the fledgling United Football League will work out at Tropicana Field in preparation for Friday's game there against the Las Vegas Locomotives.
In other news, the World Series begins tonight at Yankee Stadium.
Has it really only been a year since the Rays shocked planet baseball and made the Series? It was like men on Mars.
Just think, it was against mostly the same Phillies who'll face the Yankees in Game 1, give or take a Cliff Lee, Raul Ibanez, oh, and Pat Burrell
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LT's career (particularly as a fantasy RB) from this point forward
Discuss
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Subversion.
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Rapetastic this week and then trade him (which is what I plan to do).
If not, he’ll be 7-10 points every week.
That's what I've got planned.
I’ve got a standing offer on the table that I can exercise this week (before the Raiders game) or after. I’m planning on riding him into the ground and then flipping him after this week.
Sad to say that LT is only a bye week filler at this point.
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Ugh, that would be pretty awful
I’m lucky enough to have that offer on the table. It’s not even a great offer, but it gets LT off my team and saves me some cap space.
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I know, right?
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He should punch himself in the face for this line
Pat Burrell the Rays got – oh, did they got.
What does that even mean? Did he mean to say “oh, did they get ‘got’”
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Aren't you supposed to be familiar with grammar as a writer?
I think you can get The Elements of Style on Amazon, so maybe we should get him that as an early Christmas gift.
How does a newspaper allow this to be published?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Mainly they don't care.
Not many people buy a newspaper solely for the quality of its sport section, so as long as they have a sports section with “new” content every day, everything’s gravy.
As much shit as the Times gets around here, atleast they try. Romano and Shelton have even occasionally used facts in their articles!
Or came to a full conclusion in a thought.
Unlike Marty here.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I think he went to the Plaschke school of writing on this one - you know, fragments, contrasting phrases.
Sadly, no references to Juan Pierre.
Why the fuck even attack such an impossible question?
Will the Rays get to the World Series again? I mean, its not statistically in anyone’s favor to get there. Why embarass yourself by raising the question? Will the Rays ever field a player from a small Portugese fishing village? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Will Andrew Friedman ever sail to Avalon? I DON'T KNOW.
Will Pat Burrell ever sell his WS ring for a small Thai boy? I DON’T KNOW.
Will Joe Maddon be killed in a tragic ice cream accident? WHEN, IF EVER, WILL IT HAPPEN AGAIN?
AND THIS IS WHY I RAKE IN THE BIG BUCKS.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Eric Hinske can repeat last season's World Series performance.
Namely, not doing jack shit.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I'm torn.
On one hand, the Phillies have Pedro, who I love. On the other, I don’t want to give NYY any incentive to spend further.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
The ideal situation is the Taliban attacks Yankee Stadium during game 1, kills both teams, and changes their image to American Heroes®
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
By coincidence the entire Redsox organization is in the stands
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Fun Fact (r)
His grandfather and great uncle wrote the screenplay for Casablanca
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Yah
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Epstein has a fraternal twin brother, Paul Epstein; together they founded a charity, “Foundation to be Named Later.”2 Epstein’s grandfather Philip G. Epstein and great-uncle Julius J. Epstein won Academy Awards for the screenplay of Casablanca, while his father, the novelist Leslie Epstein, is the head of the Creative Writing Program at Boston University.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Welp. Now you've ruined my favorite movie of all time.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't hate the player, player hater hate the game
You know who I am and all my thugs know my name
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Uh...Lenny?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
B double O T L E G
Rap Name: BOOTLEG
Street Name: ??? Mike D
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Look up the rest of his family.
Theo comes from a pretty damn good one.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't trust men named Leslie
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously though, I'm pulling for the Yankees.
No fanbase as vile as the Phillies one deserves anything resembling a dynasty. And my 2nd team as Mets Philly hate overrides my Yankees dislike as a Rays fan.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
This is rediculous.
How can you think the fan base for the Phillies is worse that that of the Yankees? You have been to games at The Trop right?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't ever recall hearing stories about Yankees fans threatening the women and children of the Rays organization.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
...the Knicks never had Allen Iverson play for them?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Cheesesteaks are delicious?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
They can't even figure out amongst themselves how they're supposed to be made.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Prov, hold the wiz.
This is a must.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
The best part is the big sign in the window at Ginos (I think)
that clearly says “You must speak English.”
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe. I haven't been since 2005 so I'm not sure.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Ginos is fucking disgusting fyi
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
(Pat's)
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Dominick's Deli on Ehrlich in Tampa. God those cheesesteaks are amazing.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Jersey Mike's on N. Dale Mabry in Carrolwood is the shiz as well.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Tuna sub from there is the biznom.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
1) Coney dog at Coney Island
2 – 1,938,275) ??
1,938,276) Any Tuna Sub ever
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Never had a Coney Eye-land dog. I've had Mel's on Busch Blvd. That's real good.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
You have more problems than my eating experiences if you worship cased meat.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
The cased meat is just the garish for the chilli you freak bitch
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel like you spent a lot of time thinking about Ann Margaret's character in "Tommy" as an awkard teen.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
More like Roger Daltrey's
Then I became a Scientologist and now I don’t think about those things anymore. I’ve even got my assigned wife!
I LIKE TO EXPERIENCE HER SEXUALLY
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Allen Iverson is the fucking answer bitch
don’t question
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
This is the first time in history a puerto rican didn't root for the jankees
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
99% of the Janks fanbase is Puerto Ricans and Joos.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Jews root for the Mets you insensitive slob
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Jews and Koreans.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't I just say that between these two, I'm pulling for the Yankees?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Oh god, now I'm expected to read what you write?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET OUT
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
All the black people in Brooklyn like the Yankees, too.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Fun fact: There are no more black people in brooklyn
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Then why did I fear for my lilywhite life when I went there?????
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Because you're uncomfortable around pot-bellied white kids in too-tight tshirts and kiffahs?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Too-tight The City shirts*
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
They're too poor to go to games, so they don't matter.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
And all the Paisan's in their jean shorts and gold chains.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
You don't have to root for a team, there is always choice C
Watch the games, hope something cool happens, turn off the TV when it’s over and go to bed.
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
What would happen to the players contracts? Do they cease at death or would their beneficiaries receive future salaries?
If such a terrible tragedy were to happen, hopefully their benes receive future payments and it would not be insurable to the ballclub
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The Rangers of the NHL had a prospect die on them and they actually pushed for an extra draft pick to make up for it.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
What was the resolution?
Rangers found guilty of murder of failed prospect?
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Here's the initial story.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/14/sports/hockey/14rangers.html
And the reasoning for the pick (they did gain a second rounder after all)
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=3688410
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
We understand that this is a sensitive issue, but with all due respect to Alexei’s family and his memory, he is technically eligible to be drafted again next year
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It's ok he said, "With all due respect..."
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT HE HIT A HOMERUN!!!!1
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Dearest Joe Lieberman
Die in a fire.
Yours,
TGN1
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:26 AM EDT reply actions
J-STREET 4 LYFE
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
What is wrong with Lieberman?
Every since he lost the Democratic primary, he’s either been a giant sellout, or stopped selling out the Dems…
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He's gonna personally fillibuster the public option
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea I know
I just can’t figure out what Lieberman is real, the VP candidate or the one we’ve seen since he lost the Dem primary. One is a fraud….
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WARHAWKS.
LIVE IT, BITCH.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 10:34 AM EDT reply actions
Chest bump!
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Yo Glass, your Decs are going to get steamrolled this weekend.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 10:42 AM EDT reply actions
Would you say that his decks are gonna be wrecked?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Just posting a lil' bit while standing in line for "This Is It"
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
This is fucking fantastic.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Just for reference, Oreo barbie is real; Ritz barbie is not.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Yeah, she most def keeps it really real.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
You know, an oreo is an synonymic definition of NOT keeping it real.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Suttree, stop googling right now. I have a new job opportunity for you
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
I like to mount birds. And stuff them.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
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FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait to get those magic panties off of her
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:54 AM EDT reply actions
Moochin' war widows
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
T I FUCK YOU S A
Tif? UCKY USA
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
TI, Fuck you, S(igned) A(rnold)
He hates rap.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
TI IS KING OF THE SOUTH
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Is this legit?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
OOOH AH AH AH AHH!
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
CLICK CLICK BOOM
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Possible DRB User Meet-Up Notice!
I think I saw Suttree yesterday!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions
For confidential confirmation answer this question.
Do you work in a building that also houses a certain business magazine?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Disclose.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
They have Google at home now?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Suttree's company is all about taking jobs away from Americas. It's in the title of the company!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes I call Americans "Americas" because it makes me feel more patriotic
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope the steelworkers whose jobs are being performed in India can forgive you one day
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, nice URL you UnAmerican piece of shit
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
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FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Organic (natural)
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, for a web design firm your website fucking sucks
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
It's fucking terrible, isn't it?
They’re actually in the process of updating it because they realized it looks terrible and it’s terribly written, so I had the pleasure of writing some of the copy that will be up there.
SO IT SHOULD BE VERY EXCITING TO SEE YOU RIP THAT INTO PIECES.
Was it an organic (natural) writing process?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, Skype MSN and Yahoo chat options, but no AIM
Are you guys threatened by the AMERICA in AMERICA ONLINE INSTANT MESSENGER???
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I just want you to know that Chaitanya speaks horrible english, but at least he's trying
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Chaitanya Patel brah, writes your blog
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
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FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
He's learning by absorbing the Dan Brown catalogue.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
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FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Are you not on Google Friend Connect with your own company?
I don’t see any white people
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Gettin closer
2200 sq. ft. of total office space.
Professional working environment
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Bill or Jim
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
You aren't cool enough to have Jim's sweet mustache
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
You're the right age for Bill
I think you’re lying
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, you get off scott free this time "Suttree"
I got bored
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
You do realize I have to discover who you are now.
I suppose I could just ask Kolosey, but that wouldn’t be much fun.
This is by far gayer than anything P Brady has done in his short, tubby life.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
In all fairness P Brady isn't actually gay
It’s a poorly constructed troll
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
You should already know my last name
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I know this information.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Which Kolosey
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
His guitar playing far outweighs his ability to write and direct a music video.
That man took so much shit as a teacher, I’m surprised he didn’t off himself.
Ha, I could see a free spirit like him taking a DRB style blasting from HS kids
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FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe Jordan interned at your company for a summer
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
OR SHOULD I SAY CHUCK
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, i just saw that.
You don’t have a linkedin profile do you
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
No cliches here
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FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
This chick is pretty hot
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FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
OTTOTD material for a month.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I did see a fat guy
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Surprisingly, we have no fat people in our office!
We are not very good at representing America. What were you doing in the building anyway?
Approving an ad at the aforementioned magazine
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
But you work from home.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
GABANGA 4.5/5
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Hard to read through a fog of Mountain Dew (World of Warcraft edition) and cupcake breath.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Marie Callender?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
640 heartstopping calories of succulent white meat and gravy.
Now I’m hungry.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Sweet potato nachos.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Those are like a luxury though.
Taking white bread, cutting it into eights and putting cheese on top.. that’s desperation.
Corn and rice sandwiches brah
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Aren't notices supposed to precede the meetup/event?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
It's a notice about a discussion about an event
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
FUCKING 11 TUBBY
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Much like my Windows Experience Score, it goes by lowest individual score
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Everyone on this blog is fat fyi
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I weight four bills
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, I'm jittery because of the website
Nothing says Professional SEO Analysis like a poorly drawn picture of a video game controller
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I have to wear a harness to keep my chins from strangling me.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I have not left my Rascal Scooter in over 5 years
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I depend on Mavis Beacon to communicate with my DRB family. My only source of social interaction.
Other than my gastrointestinologist. The nurses there have big ta-tas!
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I wash myself in ice cream and shame.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
TGN1 is obsessed with knowing who everyone is IRL on draysbay.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, whatever Ryan
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
O/U on lockers you are shoved into each day?
3?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, who wears a clan outfit to a fucking game?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
"klan"
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
This is old brah.
Come up with something new.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
you misspelled male
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
This feels like a 3rd grader trying to explain 1984 in Doublespeak.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
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Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Skynet is coming online
All is lost
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
That subthread got too narrow to tell who was responding to what
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:58 AM EDT reply actions
In conclusion, next time im in St Pete we should get a coney dog, suttree
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
(not gay)
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
(a little gay)
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
(gay)
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow you're not a reader are you
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll post you at the same time you son of a bitch
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
451 Degreez
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a troll, 451 was good, but its got nothing on the illustrated man.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
So what Bradbury is a hack and Sci Fi is retarded
Vonnegut nailed it all, just read him.
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
*tosses Sci-Fi epic manuscript off roof of Payless Shoe Source*
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
One time I saw a cockroach in a shoe at Payless
I was like 8 and flipped my shit.
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FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If you can talk about cornyu island dogs and shit I can make a 2 sentence quip on my childhood.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
....ok that's weird. How have you seen my manuscript?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
So what do you think? Should I keep going?
I wasn’t sure what to do with Bip Sandstar, the heroic, yet tormented gambler-pilot. Should he mate with Princess N’Shkiva or face the Gallagel Beast alone in the Valley of Shattered Suns???
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Obvi N'Shkiva would just try and get pregnant and so she could collect Space Welfare
WRAP THAT SHIT UP BIP
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
This is fucking stupid. Prophylactics in the Euler System are so far advanced, they disintegrate jizz on emission.
And Bip’s father INVENTED THEM DUH.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I found a copy of your manuscript
http://i37.tinypic.com/105wmts.jpg
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop hiding behind other people's talent for your lack of funnyjuice.
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That was the rough draft.
I was storyboarding it because my friend, who is a short film maker attending FullSail (you might know it), wanted to use it as the basis of his graduation project.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, considering N'Shkiva is of a different race, do you want to broach the subject of interracial marriage THROUGH THE SCIENCE FICTION METAPHORS?
Also, Bip Sandstar should totally hook up with Dirk Starkiller to fend off the Centurion Saradukar.
ALL SCI FI NAMES MUST BE BASE ON LUKE SKYWALKER
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
See, the Saradukar are more like a misunderstood race.
They’ve really got a touching family structure and only see war as a way to protect their embryos, which, as you know from Chapter 6, are a very precious commodity in the industry of extradimensional dwelling manufacture.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
But really, Bip is a gelaterian and only wishes to protect the Saradukar YOU'VE GOT IT.
Bip chooses to be branded as one of the Saradukar, in order to take the sacrament of Hava’kema, which endows him with a cosmic power that opens the multiverse to him like a train station!!!!!
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Neither are particularly suprising Nerdsworth
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we've really got a solid foundation here.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm Paul Atreides and his Fremen own, pwn, and drown
Saradukar
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it possible to choke on soup?
I think you can have the soup go down the “wrong pipe.” I doubt you can choke unless the soup consisted of something like chuncks of chicken of Sandy Kazmir’s ex wife/boyfriend.. which ever one came first.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You would think.
depends on certin cercumstances. You should ask Pat Burrel, he knows a thing or two about chocking.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
This doesn't make any sense
He would be displeased
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It makes sense.
Stop hating. You never knew Sandy Kazmir. (Shivers) Oh, he was a mean one, he was.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know about that
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You shut your pirate whore of mouth up!
It happen. I have seen it. Carl Grissom rose up and signed it w/ his dead hand. W/ this pen.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not wearing a rose to the bar...that was...a...
…
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HARF HARF HARF
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I just thought we could be friends
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
/cries for like 15 minutes
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
HE WONT LET YOU IN DUDE
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
If this is a euphamism you had better know I don't have any gentials, male or female
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
A bold choice.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I pee from a membranous cover on my elbow
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet the ladies love your membrane.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
LLCM
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
LL Cool M
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Your new name when we trade Aki for a reliever.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
No way. I'm going with "D'AlCapone AlPacino Morris"
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Then do it, this has been a good idea for a long time, but each time you say it
it gets less good.
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, suck it 9 year old, get yo raped on
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:06 PM EDT reply actions
link:
http://wcbstv.com/local/craigslist.sex.revenge.2.1274309.html
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Time to get nucular on Long Island, I've been saying it for years
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Odds are stong I watch less than 10 minutes of the NBA this year.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 12:07 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, like your boy Rush says, it's the official sport of gangs
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Did he really say that or are you taking him out of contex like most left wing loons do?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN ALL CAPSLOCK.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200910140034
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody needs to tell Rush that there is no such thing as free speach
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I suggest a Real Lawyer™
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
orly?
Established in May 2004, Media Matters for America is a “web-based, not-for-profit … progressive research and information center” seeking to “systematically monitor a cross-section of print, broadcast, cable, radio, and Internet media outlets for conservative misinformation.” But in addition to “news or commentary that is not accurate, reliable, or credible,” the organization’s concept of “misinformation” includes anything that “forwards the conservative agenda.” Thus political differences of opinion are often portrayed by Media Matters as lies or worse.
The principal method by which Media Matters pursues its stated mission is by posting summaries of its “research” on its website. This amounts to reading and watching the media and then writing rebuttals to what conservatives and Republicans say.
Sometimes Media Matters actually does play the role of fact-checker for right-leaning pundits by pointing out genuine errors. More commonly, it draws attention to what it depicts as examples of wild, angry rhetoric by conservatives. In its earlier years, Media Matters would highlight such rhetoric alongside its examples of “conservative misinformation.” By so doing, it blurred the distinction between opinion and research.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And yet they post actual clips, not doctored ones
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't heard him talk in a while
It’s hilarious when he makes those little fart noises with his mouth
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha, this is gonna go great
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Give him a break. The blackest guy he's familiar with is Donald Driver.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
D WADE WENT TO SCHOOL IN WISCONSIN.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Actual Facebook status from my friend in Wisconsin (years ago, when Driver's family starred in local Time Warner commercials):
“Donald Driver’s daughter is the blackest thing I’ve ever seen!”
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
When they went to give a toast, all of the champaign flutes had pubic hair on them
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa, whoa, this is a circus, this is a national disgrace.
And from my standpoint, as a black American, it is a high-tech lynching for uppity blacks who in any way deign to think for themselves, to do for themselves, to have different ideas, and it is a message that unless you kowtow to an old order, this is what will happen to you. You will be lynched, destroyed, caricatured by a committee of the U.S. Senate rather than hung from a tree.
Welp,
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/number-shirts-school-2625746-linda-thon
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:13 PM EDT reply actions
I guess you could saw those kids got practice for their "Oral Exams."
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Cafeteria at fat camp on pot roast day.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha.....what?
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
Two things I want in this area.
Fennelly and Dan Scillieo to be fired. They are both Northeastern loving hacks. It’s insulting how much both fans love the Yankees. Last year must have been killing both of them because they actually had to talk about the Rays in a positive light.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions
HAY GUISE WATS GOIN ON N DIS THRED?
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
I just admitted to taking Crystal Meth before a grand slam
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Gummint told me we'd be heroes. Gummint spit in my face
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I see you've been enjoying the St Pete Times fine reporting on bums
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
............and how did that make you feel, hmmmm?
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
The closest you will ever get to a grand slam is at Denny's.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I am kidding.
You could be Michael Chang for all I know.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
D-Wade is the Moon over my Hammy
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Three o'clock in morning anything tastes great.
That’s just a proven fact. How have you been, cracker?
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't taste as good coming back up, though
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
So don't puke
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't eat that trash, please take your opinions elsewhere
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I am still trying to answer that myself.
Something about something. Yadda, yadda, and more yadda.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
No
/b/ is a scary, scary place
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
Yes, the northern suburb of Chicago really deserves it's own ESPN...
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:28 PM EDT reply actions
Sound advice from Slim Thugga
slimthugga If I was her new nigga I’ll be in dat bitch wit my shirt off doing burn outs smoking blunts like ask dat nigga if he buying us rims too
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, you guys were right about Paranormal Activity.
Don’t see it you like something that is scary. Rent it or theater hop if you want to see this film.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:33 PM EDT reply actions
It's supposed to be scary?
I thought it was an animated comedy starring a loveable pig and her adventures with a rascal cow!
Not the one I went to.
No, no, and more no. It was about a douchebag of a boyfriend that wouldn’t call a demonologist and decided it was a good idea to tape his girlfriend being haunted by some demon. So, I think I may have missed the pig. The cow was there. You have to be blind not to see the cow.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
When the ads only show footage of the audience watching the film
the film can’t be all that good
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
Because it's so interesting!
I should ban you from this site so you could devote all of your energy to keeping up your Myspace blog.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You should get one instead of using this as your personal journal then.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
When don't you?
We’ve had this conversation before.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
RJ, I got your email re: P Brady
And I agree with you.
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lol @ PBrady
Wait….what were we talking about?
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
At least we won last week (finally)
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
I, for one, enjoyed the trash talking portion of yesterday's OTTOTD.
I only wish RGlass was around to call LeeCaz or Suttree a bitch and give them his phone number.
MEET ME IN THE WAKE FOREST PARKING LOT AND I WILL HIT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU AREN'T LOOKING, PUNK.
Whoa, you hit me! Hold on, let me call my dad’s lawyer.
It's like you were there
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Brah, I totally got clowned by that LeeCaz character, brah!
Even though when he tried to antagonize me later and I presented a reasonable case on a point-by-point basis, he never responded.
So, in essence, fuck that guy.
Where's that helmeted man's other hand?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever it is, Peter King's reaction seems to be favorable.
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I noticed that
Apparently he is a fan of the chocolate pretzel
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I keep forgetting about them.
That’s the one I really wanted to watch, too. Documentaries about Ali are always badass.
Tyson is a million percent better
or wetter, one of the two
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Is wetter a synonym for crazy in your world?
Not to say crazy isn’t entertaining.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
If you haven't seen that film go watch it
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Freeman has been named the starter for Week 9
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If we don't run the ball more with Freeman I may kill.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Might as well
What do the Bucs have to lose at this point?
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
wow
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I'll laugh so hard if the Bucs draft Tebow
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS MIGHT DROP ALL THE WAY TO.......#2?
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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
This would be a MUCH better idea
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Christian Ponder has superpowers
Only including 1 junior, Berry
1. Berry
2. Mays
3. Suh
4. Okung
5. Trent Williams(?)
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Roy Williams (the safety obviously) 2.0.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd take Suh
Need to rebuild D-Line
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If you have the #1 pick, you won't have to worry about that now would you?
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
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Christian Ponder has superpowers
In the 2011 draft
(please don’t leave, Ponder)
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Christian Ponder has superpowers
I'm really amazed he hasn't snapped yet
You know, with epic faildefense wrecking our season and everything
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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers
If Bobby doesn't go, Mickey needs to.
It’s not 1995 anymore, you can’t get away with wildly undiscplined defenses just because you have fast athletes.
Mickey's gone after this year, with BB hopefully following him out the door
The only reason MA came back was because Jimbo wanted to block Amato from becoming DC
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You think Bowden realizes he's killing that program, or does he even care at this point?
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably not
God only knows what’s going on in his head now
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Probably trying to figure out what the fuck Joe Pa was rambling/mumbling
about at his recent presser. Both these guys needs to go to Shady Acres.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
What pisses me off the most is that we are currently wasting the college career
of one of the best quarterbacks in FSU history
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WHAT ABOUT CHRIS RIX, WYATT SEXTON, AND DREW WEATHERFORD
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Ugh, That makes me want to smash my face in.
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You forgot Xavier Lee
That kid was the truth
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I liked Wyatt Sexton doing naked pushups in a crowded street telling everyone that he is Jesus
THERE IS ONLY ONE MESSIAH AT QB OF A FLORIDA SCHOOL
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That was depressingly funny
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Christian Ponder has superpowers
The moral is
Don’t drop acid at Bonnaroo if you don’t have a babysitter
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I think Dr. Larry David diagnosed it
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the biggest reason why Jimbo needs more control over day-to-day operations
BB would rather promote Amato to DC rather than bring in somebody that knew what they were doing
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Christian Ponder has superpowers
Already announced as his (Andrews') last year
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I like it
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's a bad move, but it's one that I expected.
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There isn't a better time to start him. The bye week gives them time to evaluate their failings so far (hopefully), give Antonio Bryant a couple extra days of rest, and lets Freeman get comfortable with the game plan.
Which should be run, run, run, max protect pass, run run run run run, max protect pass.
They have to run the ball and I have almost zero confidence that they will.
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I want to see Ward get 15+ touches
It’s crazy that they aren’t running him.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they might actually pull it off.
They were pretty content to let JJ air it out, but they know Freeman is a precious wittle baby, so they’ll probably actually be commited. Go two TE (Winslow and Gilmore), get Clayton involved on some crack backs, and control the clock.
Teams worse than this one have won at least one game during a year.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
So you're saying that Raheem needs to start busting some heads?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm, what do the color of the quarterbacks have in common
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, despite its complete and utter failings in the running game, our defense still has a knack for coming up with turnovers.
Mix in some decent special teams plays and hopefully an improved offense and we could win 3-4.
On any give sunday
THE INCHES WE NEED ARE EVERYWHERAH
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Who is it your avatar
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 28, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Is these words a sentence?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You could get a bar code tattoo, just have them scan that
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
No I mean one that you can print off an email.
I was expecting an actual ticket from the box office.
Your scrapbook will have to suffer big guy
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you never purchased tickets online before?
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Write them a sternly worded e-mail. It may help.
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For real?
I kinda wanted a real ticket since it is front row for what could be the last game of a 0-16 season
I was being facetious, but I will encourage you to write an e-mail.
The Bucs probably said to put the cost on the ticket holder and waste their ink and paper rather than their own for a ticket.
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I got actual tickets to an FSU game sent to me by Stub Hub
I wonder if it’s dictated by the team/event.
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This is the only time I haven't gotten actual ticket, without it telling me.
When we go to the ASG we always want to get the real ticket.
You could always try your luck at will call
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
"I'm just messing around, I am chill Rip City"
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How was the LA game?
Couldn’t stay up to watch it. Magic tonight.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I stopped watching at the 3rd.
Wanted to finish a movie, Duel to the Death, but Clippers are kinda fun but Lakers are raw
Hours per day in front of a screen?
Hours per day in front of multiple screens?
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BAHAHAHA
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you count time in front of multiple screens?
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Why is this in quotes?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
He quoted his original response to show that he had already answered it.
I was quoting back to be a jerk.
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If you consider that being a jerk, I suggest you post in the land of fairytales, rainbows, and lollipops
I of course mean P Brady’s livejournal
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I like the mystery flavor lollipops because they're two flavors stuck together.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
I will, but only because Frankie said to.
P.S. I’m not really upset, I am having the fun times on the interwebz.
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Love how you manage to piss off users like BW and Freezo.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I know I'm messing with ya
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I have the need to explain myself
almost like I’ve been in situations before where intent is not understood.
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If I were you, your intentions might be a lot clearer.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
My OTTOTDs always deliver.
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I actually read the opening post for once.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm guessing that rec was from PMCY.
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Nope.
Oct 28, 2009 11:39 AM EDT Pic Andy Hellicksonstine OTTOTD 10/28: The 589 Tries To Say Nothing At All Edition
Oct 27, 2009 3:59 PM EDT Nekuicon_4_small Marc Normandin I would love it if you and Suttree met each other at a tailgate and fought without shirts on.
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Oct 26, 2009 2:11 PM EDT Nando_small R.J. Anderson NIEMATRONN
Oct 26, 2009 2:10 PM EDT Small Suttree NIEMATRONN
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow Marc chipping in
You must have really made an impression
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
What am I looking at?
I’M NOT FLUENT IN BINARY, YOU BASTARD.
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For some reason it included the avatar image names.
Anyhow: your last five recs.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Boosh.
This Hellicksonstine kid might turn out alright.
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You put some thought into the opening stanza, I thought that should be rewarded.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a reason POW is my favorite user.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but will he die the hero or live long enough to become the villain?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Die the villain?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
You can either die the villain or live long enough to become the hero
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It doesn't work that way
Haven’t you seen the movie, it’s one of the best ever made. Certainly better than anything Leslie Epstein could ever ghost write.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
LESLIE.
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Villains become shadows of their former selves after a certain point.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Dream journal.
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I've had three B.J. whisperer dreams this month.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
BJ Whisperer. That's fanmendous.
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Apocalypse is just as scary as when I was 7
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll give you that he is no Mao
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
bobr should be everyone's favorite user.
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Bob R is his own category of poster.
I wish he had the time to write for us.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Who does he write for?
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It was actually supposed to read the Iorgs as in the Brothers Iorg
Dane and Garth
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Jeez old man, can the anecdotes before we all fall asleep
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
And you know my age how?
Oh thats right, if I have to explain my reference I am showing my age. Damn you Hellicksonstine!
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Check and mate Brosephsaurus Rex
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
He's Kirk Cameron?
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For the WARHAWKS?
I thought about it.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
God damn scumbag.
YOU.
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Pick up the slack more often
My stuff is borderline 5 year old most of the time.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Guy's fucking deluded.
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Good point
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
People of Walmart is a great, great site
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
awkwardboners.com
You’re welcome.
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www.clownpenis.fart
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not putting that into a browser.
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I would buy that rig for several denominations of American currency.
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I just heard that the Bucs run plays in games that they haven't had time to practice yet.
Thoughts?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions
That's the kind of ballsy, off-the-cuff behavior I expect from a man named RAW.
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Free Willy.
PewterReport.com has reported that Freeman was overweight earlier this year, and he has some documented conditioning issues dating back to his Kansas State days. On Wednesday, offensive coordinator Greg Olson revealed that Freeman weighed 270 pounds, but later clarified that comment when PewterReport.com asked if he misspoke. Freeman is listed at 6-foot-6, 248 pounds on the team roster. The Pewter Report staff has noticed that Freeman has gotten bulkier since May when he debuted at the team’s rookie mini-camp.
“He’s probably 265 pounds,” Olson said. “He’s right in there. He’s big. He’s more than [the 248 listed on the roster]. He’s probably 260. He’s at least 260.”
When asked if Freeman is currently overweight, Olson said, “No.”
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A motivational figure for you, I imagine.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 28, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Two black QBs with issues keeping off weight and doing physical conditioning?
WHO WOULDA THUNK IT!?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
AFL: Talbot-Ashley battery w/ Pitch F/X
Don’t all click at once
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O’Malley leadoff as well
facing Josh Butler who we traded for Gabe Gross
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You can't help yourself.
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Did the pitcher pull a Kazmir on a bunt or something?
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
He's just that fast
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Corey Brown is a real jerk, he should have gotten on so that Ashley's homer went for two, not the solo
shot we have to wait an inning for.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Grant Desme just belted his 9th homer in 13 games
Rough start for the Butler
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Butler looks like a drunken hobo they pulled off the streets in that pic on gameday
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
"Hey guys, I can barely keep my eyes open so lets umm hold on I gotta sit down a minute..."
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Talbot is getting no love from the ump
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as the Ump doesn't call all these swinging strikes as balls, he will be fine
4 so far
3 on 2 seamers
1 on the 4 seam
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Just noticed Ashley was DHing in the 7th slot
Back to Back games in line of sight for MKANX
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Saw Law Abiding Citizen last weekend.
Not bad.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
I don't fucking know...6.5-7 I guess.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that that new Vin Diesel flick?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
So there is a Cale Iorg playing for Peo Javelinas
I wonder if bobr is writing for him as well
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I hope Gorgen has been experimenting with new pitches
Otherwise hes really been getting roughed up
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Extreme run scoring environment.
AFL stats are worthless.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
This plate ump is worthless
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing is worthless; can still be compared to AFL peers
6 innings of 2 hit scoreles ball for Precious Paul Phillips
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6 SwStrikes in 23 pitches thru 2 for Talbot who has faced the minimum
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I always seem to post at least one question from his chat here, not really sure why.
James (Waterbury, CT)
Wade Davis or Chris Tillman? David Price or Brian Matusz? Jeremy Hellickson or Jake Arrieta?
Jim Callis (2:53 PM)
Tillman. Very tempted to say Matusz, but I’ll say Price. Hellickson.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 28, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
HE DEFINES SCRAP.
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And that's why we should make Kap our full time RF.
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DID I STUTTER.
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Interesting
I’d agree that I’d rather have Howard than a lesser overall hitter with the same split. While his split is likely somewhat fluky, I would guess it is not quite fluky to the degree the author suggests. I’m curious what avg splits are for different types of hitters. Power hitters may or may not have deeper slits on avg. I would be curious.
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I wish I knew of an easy way to get platoon differences.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
If you want to put together some lists of players of similar qualities, I'll do the trenchwork
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For Joyce?
I looked at all the MLB LH-OF last year when we got him.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 28, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant Power Hitters vs Spray Hitter type lists
See what the avg platoonsplit difference is for each set over time. That article regresses Howard closer to avg split. I’d be curious if madbombers like Pena and Howard have deeper divides.
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I'm going to point to this now on every time someone opens their mouth about how much Burrell sucks.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
As opposed to the rest of your life
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 28, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How do you guys feel about The Machida-Shogun decision at UFC 104?
I scored it 48-47 Machida, so all this “SHOGUN WUZ ROBBED” talk is annoying, but It was damn close.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
I would advise watching it without commentary when you do.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
UFC is lame
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 28, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I just got a 46" LCD tv for 400 bux
Lame on that for a minute
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