OTTOTD 10/30: Poo Theme Continued.
If you're not familiar with this song, you should be. It's fantastic.
"Dog Shit"
[*dogs barking*]
[Ol Dirty Bastard]
All y'all bitches put your naps together
And all you niggaz put your dicks together, bitch
[Ol Dirty starts singing]
Hoeeeee! Yah ha heh
De, hayyyy! Ah ha he hay
De, haaaaa! Errr hah hahhhr
Haaaaaaaah He hawww, heahh
She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
Don't invite me I tear the fuck down
White ones cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play
I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass
Bullet him, get him fast
Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC's like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese
[Ol Dirty sings again]
Hoeeeeee!
Yeah, hayyyy! Dedicated to all you bitch ass niggaz
De, haaaaa And you bitch ass niggarettes
Bitch! Hoeeeeee! Motherfuckers!
[RZA] Let that bitch go!
Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
the Ol Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight
It's alright, you still gon' get fucked tonight
Hoeeeeee!
[Method] Stankin ass hoes!
You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn
[crazy drunken ass ODB singin again]
Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
Hoeeeee, de heyyyy
(This is dedicated to all y'all bitches)
De, haaaahhhh
Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Ahahaahaaah
Fuck y'all
I'm going to go ahead and put the odds on the Bulls laying an egg tonight at 80%. What say you?
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I WILL REC ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH FECES FROM NOW ON
Just kidding, this song is ghey.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
No one wants to see you eat garbage dude
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 8:26 AM EDT reply actions
Did I miss anything good yesterday?
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Andy Hellicksonstine revealed himself as Sandy Kazmir. (Although something tells me I'm the only one who didn't know this.)
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions
He'll have to change his name again after we trade Sonny and Narwhal for Soria.
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SANDY KAZMIR DROVE THE HUMMER.
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Is that your Good Old JR impersonation?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions
KAZ SCREWED KAZ
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It does have kind of a Viking ring to it
BY THE HAMMER OF THOR, US HELLICKSONSTINE’S HAVE WAGED WAR FOR MORE THAN 3O OF OUR YEARS, AND NOW TONIGHT, IS FINALLY THE TIME WHERE WE STEAL BACK THE SHIELD OF TYRANNUS. TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT THAT OUR FORMER FATHER WILL FINALLY BE AVENGED. WHAT SAY YOU HELLICKSONSTINEIANS, LET’S GO TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If that's a 300 quote, then
get fucked in phalanx formation.
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Not a fan of that movie?
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions
That's not a movie, its a video game cutscene.
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How is any of that a 300 quote?
Please, tell me which part was from that 2 hour greenscreen experience.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
It sounded like a 300 quote.
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Clearly you've seen the movie, but you don't understand it.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Dan Sileo suspended indefinitely for peeing in the moneypot.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Header plz.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Glorious.
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Pedro's hair is a thing of beauty.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 8:42 AM EDT reply actions
There
used to be a graying tower alone on the sea.
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That thing mustve had an edge.
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I don't kill threads, I just perform quality control.
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You know what SBN should add?
An ignore button. You could put a user on ignore and not see his/her posts.
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And any new user that I hadn't "ignored" yet
Wasn’t meant for Buc Em, just in general. I visit some other forums that have that feature and it’s great to weed out some of the people you just don’t want to hear from
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Usually the trolls that seem to not get banned.
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There is.
It’s called the ban button.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 30, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, but I can't Ban someone from DRB and you can't ban someone from Buc Em
Im talking about a button the average user could use to block out the white noise
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DEAR DIARY,
THe Bucs suck according to an advanced or standard metrics I use. Thanks for listening buddy,
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Community won NBC Thursday last night.
Hysterical episode. Donald Glover could be a real star.
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He is black.
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AAANNNNNND you've killed the thread.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
And you ass plug SRQ on the reg.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, if I had to guess
he’s the punisher and you’re the punishee.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions
He should have just gotten put in a coma by that nerd-slap-fight
He’d have a few more dollars in his pocket.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I know SF lost for sure I forget the other game, so at worst it was a push and you owe me 10 bucks
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
But our games, your thoughts?
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate you
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
That review of Where the Wild Things Are that Toppahnga posted a while back was spot fucking on.
Terrible plan to make the movie about the petty behavior of figments of a kid’s imagination.
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How did no one else see this happening?
I wanted nothing to do with this. I know that my friends that have spawned were raving about taking their precious to see this. That’s a bad sign, you never want to be anywhere where there are more children than adults. A plane, an Elementary school, and Where the Wild Things Are. Hey I have an idea lets make a movie out of a 20 page children’s picture book that has a total of 250 words. Yo Spike I’m really happy for you an Ima let you finish, but Adaptation was your best movie of all time. OF ALL TIME!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
How?
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At one point he stands on the kitchen table and yells "GO MAKE MY DINNER WOMAN"
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And he obviously crafted a heart out of construction paper and popsicle sticks for his sister
And favored that KW monster. Which was apparently female.
I’m not sure there’s much to the misogynist thing. He’s just a little boy.
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I was under the impression he wanted to bang his sister and KW represented his sister, with the stupid seabirds being his sister's friends.
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You're one of those kids who thinks Donnie Darko is really more than a pretentious super hero story, aren't you.
Donnie Darko was already fucked enough already, so I can't project another story into it.
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Donnie Darko is the kind of schlock that teens take for poignant and deep
It is neither.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
It's film school porn.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not a bad movie.
I like it. It is the kind of thing where it presents itself in a way that it should have some greater meaning, but it really doesn’t.
Every scene with Drew Barrymore is god awful, though.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
Wow what a rebel
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Has your reading ability been compromised in some way
“It is neither.”
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
The second statement is correct.
You’re projecting onto the first one, creepo.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey man, this is what happens when I get bored during movies.
And why would he insist everyone sleep in a pile if he didn’t have some deep-rooted gang-rape fantasies.
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You missed all the variations on the fort/security metaphor, huh?
Too busy fantasizing about incest.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
So when he broke the fort it represented his broken home?
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I'm going to assume this is bait.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I GUESS US PLEBES ARE JUST NOT AS PRESCIENT AS YOU.
TELL US MORE ABOUT MOVIES FROM THE FUTURE. WILL THEY REMAKE MYSTIC PIZZA IN 3-D SMELLOVISION?
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I hope she's the CHUD.
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It was a good one
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Who the heck are you buddy
I’ll have you know that I’m a human being, with feelings.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
That sounds painful
Why won’t you go with me to that Soupy Sales live stand-up and ComedyPalooza. I hate you for this.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Man, everybody on this board is trying to find a way to rape me.
PoW uses soccer as bait, TGN1 using coney dogs, new user Andy Hellciksonstine using comedy…
If you go all the way up there, its no longer rape.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah baby water always gets fizzy when you ain't looking at it for a minute
Just drink it down, yeah baby, that’s a good girl. Yeahhh
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Technically, no one wants anybody to rape them
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
How quaint.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Not according to Junior Kimbrough.
Best part of his song You Better Run?
“(as a girl who was almost raped) You don’t have to rape me, Junior. Because I love you.”
I'll bring some donuts tomorrow.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
You know how he do
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
They're women, eh?
Well thanks for that you freaking psycho.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
SUTTREE HAS TRUST ISSUES.
THEY ALL WEAR MASKS!!!
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Some girl when I was in high school made me read some stupid poem she wrote about having masks because she thougth I was brutually honest and would tell her the truth.
I did not tell her the truth.
I do agree that females wearing the too small, too tight Harry Potter costume are awesome
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I had some picture of a girl from two years ago, but I couldn't find it. Which bums me out.
I hope I’m not turning into Dennis, soon to be filming every sexual encounter from the balls angle.
The balls angle is the absolute worst angle in porn
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Only if the slapping is done by a switch.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Some athletes use electrocute their muscles.
Drays Bay user “PlayOnWords” likes to shock his testicles into submission.
These balls go to 1.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I never banged a chick in any of my English classes in college
But on the off-chance my gf/fiance and I broke up – I was never honest about their retarded poems and short stories. OH, YOU HAVE DREAMS ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND CUTTING YOUR THROAT? THAT’S NOT DEEP BECAUSE YOU’RE WEARING A HEAD SCARF, BABY. IT’S A DISCLOSURE.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
If only they had ONN when you guys were kids, you might have been helped
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:22 AM EDT reply actions
Costumes are overrated.
I just used ripped bedsheets and fake blood to get the point across.
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Glass, you ready for the ass kickin' tomorrow?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:24 AM EDT reply actions
Yes
At least i’m not going. The Navy game was probably the worst live sporting event I’ve ever been too. Monsoon rains and a loss to a service academy. Great.
What happened to the once semi-promising Wake football program of a few years ago?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
WELL LA-DE-FUCKING-DA
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Just explaining why we're so bad this year.
It pains me. I thought the offense would be the best we’ve ever had, but the coaches won’t take rigns off the second best passer in ACC history.
How the shit do you lose to Navy
UCF could beat the Midshipmen
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
USA SUCK TERRORISM RULES
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:28 AM EDT reply actions
Who let this fucker out of his cage?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Gotta protect my eggs
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm watching it now, but this might be my favorite Frank episode so far
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Piper's doing an awesome Mickey Rourke
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it really is top 3.
Bold stance: Their pidgeon song is better than Nightman
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Contrarian garbage.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Bolder stance: Artimus is nowhere near as bad of a character as I thought she would be
Without hearing the song I’m not sure if anything can be better than Nightman
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
It appears to have way more lyrics than
Dayman: Fighter of the night man
Champion of the sun
master of karate and friendship for everyone
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
The original Nightman song is what I believe he was referring to.
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If Twitter has taught us anything
it’s quality over quantity.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Alright, the context might be better, the dancing is better, but there are no mentions of rape
I give it a close second
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I miss RD.
He made Suttree seem like a happy-go-lucky kinda guy.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:34 AM EDT reply actions
RIP
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions
WHAT. THE. HELL.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel like if I come in there you're just gonna throw sand in my eyes
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Shoulda been you, Muta's green mist.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Welp,
IGN: Have you heard about the guest hosts they’re using for WWE RAW?
Howerton: Yeah, they want us to do that, actually. There’s a very good chance, if the dates work out, that we may be doing that sometime in September. We’ll see. It’s not definite. If we do [go on RAW], our plan is to come on as the Birds of War. We may have a little bit of beef with somebody. We’ll see.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:46 AM EDT reply actions
You're way too high-brow
Your bong should make it a more tolerable experience
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I have pics to prove it
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
So we've gone from don't own bong to never smoked.
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That's what they all say
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Photo says no
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
um
It doesn’t even look like a bong.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
You've never "seen a bong" nor "smoked"
How can I trust your judgement of what a bong looks like?
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
All stoners do
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Merely a collector of paraphernalia?
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Whoa there Cheech I think you forgot to take you medicine when you woke up
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
His Flintstone Vitamins that mommy gives him.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
A hopper is a hopper is a hopper
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Might do you well, you gang raping incester.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
But hey - Julie Benz!
This comes across less like "Taxi Driver," and more like what Travis Bickle might have made if someone gave him a camera. It can be ugly. There’s a vaguely racist subtext to the films, with derogatory phrases used for blacks in the first installment and for Hispanics in the second. Cloaking vigilante justice (not to mention casual racism and homophobia) in religion eventually turns "Boondock Saints" from merely a bad movie to a distasteful one. -Jake Coyle for the AP
Connor, Murphy and their affectionately dubbed "greasy spic" kill wops with the help of Special Agent Bloom (Julie Benz). Together, they aim to settle a score that goes back to the "Saints"’ father (Billy Connolly), who made the mistake of trusting an Eye-talian (Peter Fonda, no less). But seriously, in case you missed the part where Murphy says—in Spanish no less—that Romeo is "with us," never fear: beaners are all right in the boys’ book. -NY Press
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I'll still see it, just keeping my expectations WAY down.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Why is elizabeth hasselback dressed as count chocula on the view?
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Why are you watching the view?
Is that the new stoner rage?
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
lrn2calendar
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Most companies also celebrate Halloween on the last business day before it if the holiday falls on a weekend.
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Do you feel the same for Hannukkah (sp?) or Christmas?
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Why is David Mamet in development for a film named
“Joan of Bark: The Dog That Saved France”? This sounds awful
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 11:34 AM EDT reply actions
Joan of Bark: Airbud Saves France
They’re on their 9th Airbud, but it’s OK he can swing a sword and shit.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Swinging swords was always a WIshbone thing IIRC.
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SUCK IT YOU 3RD WORLD SEAL CLUBBERS
http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,4829518,00.html
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 12:27 PM EDT reply actions
Is he looking for a job?
D had one of the best intro songs EVER.
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb[E-40]
Ooh. Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em
I aint got none, but I’m planning on growing some
Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb
Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones (eeerrrrr)
Ooh, tell me when to go (dumb)
Talking on my ghettro on the way to the store
… My 2nd or 3rd trip
Some Henny, some Swishers and some Listerine strips
Dr. Greenthumb lift, just to ease my thoughts
Not just the cops, but the homies you got to watch
The moon is full, look at the dark clouds
Sitting in my scrapper, watching Oakland go wild… Ta-dow
I don’t bump mainstream, I knock underground
All that other shit, sugar-coated and watered down
I’m from the Bay where we hyphy and go dumb
From the soil where them rappers be getting their lingo from[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
I’m off that 18 purple juice
…. Like a mayne, labeled the Black Zeus
King of the super dooper hyphy (hyphy, hyphy, hyphy, hyphy)
And your wife, she don’t like me (like me, like me, like me, like me)
From the Bay to the A
Put me in the back wood, Swisher sweet bud, go to the store
Bitches wish I wrote, I said they couldn’t be saved by John Doe (John Doe)
I slid past on the gas, bitches looking at me
It’s good, it’s good like the granddaddy
Cross game, you get flipped like a burger patty
Or zig-zagged… pass me a big old fatty
…. I drink white, with a SNOW bunny
Talking big shit in the scrapper, going hella dummy
1800, Jose Cuervo
Yaddadamean, yaddada I’m saying though
Tell me when to go…[E-40] Tell me when to go…
let me direct traffic, talk to them,let me tell you about this hyphy movement we going on in the back,when I say somethin you say it right back at me,you swear we ganna do like this here(ooo)
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb[E-40]
Ghost-ride the whip
Ghost-ride the whip
Ghost-ride the whip
Ghost-ride the whip
Now… Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape
Put your stunna shades on, Put your stunna shades on
Put your stunna shades on, Put your stunna shades on
Now… Gas, brake, dip, dip
Now… Gas, brake, dip, dip
Shake them dreads
Shake them dreads
Shake them dreads
Shake them dreads
Let me see you show your grill, Let me see you show your grill
Let me see you show your grill, Let me see you show your grill
Now… Thizz face, Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face
Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face
Doors open, mayne, Doors open, mayne, Doors open, mayne, Doors open, mayne
Now… Watch em swang, Watch em swang
Watch em swang, Watch em swang
Go stupid, go (dumb, dumb)
Go stupid, go (dumb, dumb)[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
I will always remember him for being fearless around the walls in RF.
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
This might help some people
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know
As a nerdy white guy, Tell Me When To Go, is easily the greatest song/video/writing/thing I’ve ever experienced.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
The ignore button would come in handy in this case.
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I hate when I disappear for a couple hours to do some work and when I come back, there's like a hundred comments that I didn't get a chance to experience in the real moment.
The guy in the young Vito Corleone hat's face is priceless,
though I also like the mustachioed detective in the trench coat as well. Same with the bald geezer who’s like, “Punk had it coming.”
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
The bald guy is the best. Just a look of satisfaction.
“I have a lot of great memories, but my favorite was when I kicked that Hooligan.” – Eric Cantona
You can also see in the video that the trenchcoated person behind the hooligan is his mother.
Cantona is the best.
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DVR'd to watch it this weekend
Ep 2 is supposedly much better than 1
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It was a little uneven, but that happens with pilots.
Two of the characters are massive cliches, but it was funny. It had two of my friends dying and both of them loathe football.
Would've been better had you said you gave it Two snaps and a twist
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I like to rate things by clacks of the castanet. Such as, "I give 'Where the Wild Things Are' 2 clacks of the castanet, out of a possible five."
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That was actually a lot better than I expected
Yay for TV, not sure where they have to go from here though
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
fine lazy bums here they are:
Away Home Line
Carolina Arizona -10
St. Louis Detroit -4
Oakland San Diego -16.5
Houston Buffalo 3.5
Miami N.Y. Jets -3.5
Minnesota Green Bay -3
Atlanta New Orleans -10
Cleveland Chicago -13
N.Y. Giants Philadelphia 1
San Francisco Indianapolis -13
Jacksonville Tennessee -3
Seattle Dallas -9.5
Denver Baltimore -3
Gimme
Carolina
Detroit
SD
Houston
Miami
GB
NO
Chicago
Philly
Indy
Jax
Dal
Den
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
And Bye over TB
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Of course
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ribbed for her pleasure something?
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From three to two popped collars.
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Now that it's fall I'm putting a button-down over my 2 polos.
It’s a little harder to pop, but I kind of like it on the chilly days.
Anyone who says they don't pop their collar and act like dracula is a damn liar.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 30, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm being Jason Segel in Sarah Marshall for Halloween.
Everyone always tells me I look like him, so I’m wearing a Hawaiin shirt. Gotta learn the Dracula song, though.
Man you are dumb.
Now everbody from the 3-1-3,
Put your motherfuckin’ hands up and follow me
Everybody from the three-one-three
put your ************* hands up
Look! Look!
Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
this free worlds got you gased up
Now who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
One, Two, Three and to the Four
One Pac, Two Pac, Three Pac, Four
Four Pac Three Pac, Two Pac, One
Your Pac, His Pac
no Pacs … none
this guy ain’t no ************* MC
I know everything he’s got to say against me
I am white
I am a ******* bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
my boy future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun
I did get jumped
By all six of you chumps
and Wink did **** my girl
I’m still standing here screaming: "**** the free world! "
Don’t ever try to judge me, Dude
You don’t know what the **** I’ve been through
But I know something about you
you went to Cranbrook
that’s a private school
What’s the matter dawg, You embarrassed?
This guy a gangsta? His real name is Clarence
And Clarance lives at home with both parents
and Clarence parents have a real good marriage
This guy don’t want to battle, he’s shook
cause ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks
he’s scared to death
he’s scared to look in his ******* yearbook
- Cranbrook!
- a beat, I go a capella
- a Papa Doc
- a clock
- a trailer
- everybody
- y’all if you doubt me
I’m a piece of ******* white Trash
I say it proudly
And **** this battle, I don’t want to win, I’m outty
Here tell these people something they don’t know about me
Things that have relationships.
Wearing a polo doesn’t equal being a douchebag
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wore a polo everyday at HS
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Like blood and heroin.
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So I have STL, Oak, Hou, Chi, Phil, Indy, Tenn, Dal, Bal vs you
whcih means the oddsmakers may have finally figured this thing out
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Zona, STL, Oak, Hou, NYJ, Minn, ATL, Chi, Phil, Indy, Tenn, Dal, Bal
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*tumbleweed*
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Tolkien thought cellar door was the most beautiful word in the English language.
My vote goes for tumbleweed.
I've always liked
striation.
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"jerking it crooked"
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Perfect for playing The Pope's Crosier.
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I have always hated Halloween.
So nothing. I’m leaving a bowl of candy out front, going upstairs, and hopefully not doing shit.
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I haven't dressed up since I was about 15, so I had the misfortune of handing out candy to little shits at my folks' place.
I’d never felt the urge put a razor blade in a candy bar before that.
I don't really do anything.
My mom throws a party and I hang out with the neighbor and watch football
I actually had an idea for a dumb, campy, but original costume this year.
Take a white shirt, draw a green $ on it and look bored. What are you? No interest payments.
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I laughed, and then I felt bad for laughing.
Also, my sister is going as batgirl.
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Are you trying to say you want to bang my 5 year old sister?
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Are you trying to say you want to bang my 5 year old sister?
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Yeah, that's what my fiancee did.
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Who here didn't own the Batman Forever soundtrack?
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I had a neighbor who lived across the street - super alcoholic, used to drink wine out of empty caffene-free coke cans - who used to blast it when she'd take me to the beach with her kids.
LOVE REMAINS
A DRUG THAT AHIGHASDJSDKJ,
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I'm gonna be a Bird of War
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Sutt, I traded away the Eagles D for Burlson in an unexpected late night deal
Now we ride with Burlson and Garcon
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I have the Vikes too
Was platooning but the Geales best matchups are now behind them. I picked up the 49ers at home vs Tenn for the Vikes bye week. Was very surprised to be offered Burlson. Eagles are a great sell high.
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Nice.
Burleson’s been money all year. Not a #1 receiver, but as good as a 2/3 you can get, especially considering he essentially went undrafted. He’s been huge for me since I picked him up on waivers. Hopefully Hass’s ribs are feeling better after the bye week, but Burleson will get his catches anyway.
Yea, sadly due to byes I'm rolling with 2 hawks, JJ and Burlson
I expect Seattle to be down big so lots of throwing. JJ I have to hope for a lucky revenge factor game
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How dumb of a move would trading DeSean Jackson be in a 20 team keeper league be?
One with Kick Return stats.
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He's annoying because he'll up 0 performances, but worth keeping.
He’s so explosive and that offense has so many weapons, I wouldn’t get rid of him.
With the KR he gets like 10 a game anyhow, I would have to trade him for 2 very good keepers.
Here is his season in my league:
21
21
26
bye
1
19
30
In a league that averages about 90-120 a game. He can’t keep this up, right?
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Ashley and O'Malley today
Guess Phoenix learned hwo difficult life is without them (shutout yesterday in an extreme hitters league)
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SRQ the Run N Gun playbook in Madden has a wildcat element.
I like it. It’s really good for <10 yard TD runs.
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NE?
Yeah, but I don’t have the personnel for it. I tried it one game.
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Meh.
It works really well with the Phins online. I have a 12 game win streak going, forgot it at school though sadly and can’t play this weekend.
I'll tell you what play is the BALLS.
Tight Flex formation out of shotgun, the WR Cross play. Four wides, and there are 3 outstanding routes. The RB, strong side slot, and the flanker. My strong side slot is Devin Hester, who is much faster than typical dime DBs. Easy 15+ yards.
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My future boarder P Brady.
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And as a fleshlight.
WUUUUUT.
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RENT INCREASED.
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Exactly like that.
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Sutt writes MUDs in his spare time.
“THEY’RE COMING BACK!”
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I'm still trying to find people to participate in my Metroid MUD.
For some reason, it’s not drawing.
His level 13 elf in AD&D had max ranks in Comeliness.
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Wow. I'm the only one?
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Yes, you're the only one.
Surrounded by a vast nebulous of nerds and virgins, you are the online one who played AD&D. How does this make you feel?
I actually never played AD&D.
Started with 3e.
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Meh. It was a lot of fun at a certain point in my life.
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BOOSH.
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Dude, you're 16 and spend half your time on DRays Bay.
There’s not a chance you’ve even seen a real life breast, much less touched one.
real life breast that does not come grilled, fried, and peppered with 11 herbs and spices*
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Still confusing me with srq.
I wouldn’t say half the time, just afternoons on weekdays.
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"Hey, ladies! Just strollin' through with my extra hot copy of Madden 2010... yeah, I have a 12 game win streak going.. what was that, Keri? You like my sweater?"
It's a Christmas Tree skirt.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Projecting that Belichick fire.
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I listened to two people argue about evolution versus intelligent design last night and in a stroke of brilliance, the person defending intelligent design came across a thousand times more intelligent and reasoned than the person arguing for evolution.
I thought people stopped arguing about these things in like middle school, but all the same, it was impressive to watch someone that believes dinosaurs lived at the same time as man smoke someone else in such a debate.
"Be-CAUSE"
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Essentially:
Take a spring, lever, etc. from a mousetrap, and it doesn’t work. Take, for instance, the tail off the sperm, and it doesn’t work. This proves that there must have been some starting point that was further along because some things just can’t kind of work. That’s a very rough and poor account of it. It’s pretty dumb, in general, but not quite that dumb.
The zoo.
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You-->Mitochondrial Eve-->Neanderthal-->Dunston Checks In.
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What about those sweet skeletons found recently though?
the ones that are like humanoid types from way before we thought they would be like that.
Don't have time to look it up this second
but I’m pretty positive those were debunked as being pre-ME.
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You're right, rg.
But still humans and apes share a distinct and unignorable simian heritage.
Rather than humans evolving from an ancient chimp-like creature, the new find provides evidence that chimps and humans evolved from some long-ago common ancestor — but each evolved and changed separately along the way.
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The "scaffolding" argument.
A building under construction can survive without critical parts until it is completed.
The Crane is that little cranes put big cranes together.
Just seeing the big crane, one could not understand how humans could build it. Seeing the process of using smaller cranes to construcrt it helps.
There is no completion stage.
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"In your example, you take a part of an already complex organism away from an object and it doesn't work. What you fail to comprehend is that these parts were created from trial and error, that the tail of a sperm probably took many incarnations before th
most efficient presented itself."
I never knew the subject line had a character limit
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Essentially this.
That the theory of natural selection can’t possibly account for the development and construction of complex organic systems.
I'm fairly sure that's exactly what Natural Selection does.
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Kurt Vonnegut, take the stage, please:
I am too lazy to chase down the exact quotation but the British astronomer Fred Hoyle said something to this effect: The believing in Darwin’s theoretical mechanisms of evolution was like believing that a hurricane could blow through a junkyard and build a Boeing 747. No matter what is doing the creating. I have to say that the giraffe and the rhinoceros are ridiculous. And so is the human brain, capable, in cahoots with the more sensitive parts of the body, such as the ding dong, of hating life while pretending to love it, and behaving accordingly: Somebody shoot me while I’m happy!
But that's not what it is:
It’ be more like the hurricane latching things on to make a screw which combines with something else to make a better screw, going up to that Boeing 747.
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For the 15 seconds it took for me to come up with it, I feel like it works.
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~2% chance that humans developed on Earth.
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