OTTOTD 10/30: Poo Theme Continued.
If you're not familiar with this song, you should be. It's fantastic.
"Dog Shit"
[*dogs barking*]
[Ol Dirty Bastard]
All y'all bitches put your naps together
And all you niggaz put your dicks together, bitch
[Ol Dirty starts singing]
Hoeeeee! Yah ha heh
De, hayyyy! Ah ha he hay
De, haaaaa! Errr hah hahhhr
Haaaaaaaah He hawww, heahh
She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
Don't invite me I tear the fuck down
White ones cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play
I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass
Bullet him, get him fast
Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC's like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese
[Ol Dirty sings again]
Hoeeeeee!
Yeah, hayyyy! Dedicated to all you bitch ass niggaz
De, haaaaa And you bitch ass niggarettes
Bitch! Hoeeeeee! Motherfuckers!
[RZA] Let that bitch go!
Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
the Ol Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight
It's alright, you still gon' get fucked tonight
Hoeeeeee!
[Method] Stankin ass hoes!
You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn
[crazy drunken ass ODB singin again]
Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
Hoeeeee, de heyyyy
(This is dedicated to all y'all bitches)
De, haaaahhhh
Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Ahahaahaaah
Fuck y'all
I'm going to go ahead and put the odds on the Bulls laying an egg tonight at 80%. What say you?
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I WILL REC ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH FECES FROM NOW ON
Just kidding, this song is ghey.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Oct 30, 2009 8:25 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No one wants to see you eat garbage dude
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 8:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did I miss anything good yesterday?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 8:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Andy Hellicksonstine revealed himself as Sandy Kazmir. (Although something tells me I'm the only one who didn't know this.)
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll have to change his name again after we trade Sonny and Narwhal for Soria.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD GAWD, THATS SANDY KAZMIR'S MUSIC
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SANDY KAZMIR DROVE THE HUMMER.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT JEZEBEL
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that your Good Old JR impersonation?
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, ITS HELLICKSONSTINE
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
KAZ SCREWED KAZ
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SANDY KAZMIR, THAT HORNY LITTLE SHE-DEVIL
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It does have kind of a Viking ring to it
BY THE HAMMER OF THOR, US HELLICKSONSTINE’S HAVE WAGED WAR FOR MORE THAN 3O OF OUR YEARS, AND NOW TONIGHT, IS FINALLY THE TIME WHERE WE STEAL BACK THE SHIELD OF TYRANNUS. TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT THAT OUR FORMER FATHER WILL FINALLY BE AVENGED. WHAT SAY YOU HELLICKSONSTINEIANS, LET’S GO TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If that's a 300 quote, then
get fucked in phalanx formation.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a fan of that movie?
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not a movie, its a video game cutscene.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is any of that a 300 quote?
Please, tell me which part was from that 2 hour greenscreen experience.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sounded like a 300 quote.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly you've seen the movie, but you don't understand it.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dan Sileo suspended indefinitely for peeing in the moneypot.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Oct 30, 2009 8:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Header plz.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glorious.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro's hair is a thing of beauty.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 8:42 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Should have gone with The Great Mighty Poo
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 8:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There
used to be a graying tower alone on the sea.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 8:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That thing mustve had an edge.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IS THIS THE END OF RICKETS J. CRICKETS?
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This must be a record, thread's gonna be dead by 9:30am.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't kill threads, I just perform quality control.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what SBN should add?
An ignore button. You could put a user on ignore and not see his/her posts.
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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 9:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, essentially, you'd just be posting to yourself on Buc Em?
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And any new user that I hadn't "ignored" yet
Wasn’t meant for Buc Em, just in general. I visit some other forums that have that feature and it’s great to weed out some of the people you just don’t want to hear from
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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Usually the trolls that seem to not get banned.
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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is.
It’s called the ban button.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 30, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right, but I can't Ban someone from DRB and you can't ban someone from Buc Em
Im talking about a button the average user could use to block out the white noise
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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DEAR DIARY,
THe Bucs suck according to an advanced or standard metrics I use. Thanks for listening buddy,
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Community won NBC Thursday last night.
Hysterical episode. Donald Glover could be a real star.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:20 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He is black.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MAYBE HE COULD BE IN RAISINS IN THE SUN.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or The Color Purple
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AAANNNNNND you've killed the thread.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you just hate black people.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you ass plug SRQ on the reg.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His love will forever be unrequited.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if I had to guess
he’s the punisher and you’re the punishee.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RGlass gets skunked again
Buff and Zona came through
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 9:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He should have just gotten put in a coma by that nerd-slap-fight
He’d have a few more dollars in his pocket.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know SF lost for sure I forget the other game, so at worst it was a push and you owe me 10 bucks
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No SF was a push, and I won the CIN game.
We’re even.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But our games, your thoughts?
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That review of Where the Wild Things Are that Toppahnga posted a while back was spot fucking on.
Terrible plan to make the movie about the petty behavior of figments of a kid’s imagination.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:39 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How did no one else see this happening?
I wanted nothing to do with this. I know that my friends that have spawned were raving about taking their precious to see this. That’s a bad sign, you never want to be anywhere where there are more children than adults. A plane, an Elementary school, and Where the Wild Things Are. Hey I have an idea lets make a movie out of a 20 page children’s picture book that has a total of 250 words. Yo Spike I’m really happy for you an Ima let you finish, but Adaptation was your best movie of all time. OF ALL TIME!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus the kid is hilariously misogynist.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At one point he stands on the kitchen table and yells "GO MAKE MY DINNER WOMAN"
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he obviously crafted a heart out of construction paper and popsicle sticks for his sister
And favored that KW monster. Which was apparently female.
I’m not sure there’s much to the misogynist thing. He’s just a little boy.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was under the impression he wanted to bang his sister and KW represented his sister, with the stupid seabirds being his sister's friends.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're one of those kids who thinks Donnie Darko is really more than a pretentious super hero story, aren't you.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Donnie Darko was already fucked enough already, so I can't project another story into it.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHy are you wearing that man suit?
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Donnie Darko is the kind of schlock that teens take for poignant and deep
It is neither.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's film school porn.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not a bad movie.
I like it. It is the kind of thing where it presents itself in a way that it should have some greater meaning, but it really doesn’t.
Every scene with Drew Barrymore is god awful, though.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I pretty much agree with you exactly.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
Wow what a rebel
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's not poignant and deep.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has your reading ability been compromised in some way
“It is neither.”
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The second statement is correct.
You’re projecting onto the first one, creepo.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey man, this is what happens when I get bored during movies.
And why would he insist everyone sleep in a pile if he didn’t have some deep-rooted gang-rape fantasies.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because you have deep-rooted gang-rape fantasies.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nicely turned.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You missed all the variations on the fort/security metaphor, huh?
Too busy fantasizing about incest.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So when he broke the fort it represented his broken home?
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to assume this is bait.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I GUESS US PLEBES ARE JUST NOT AS PRESCIENT AS YOU.
TELL US MORE ABOUT MOVIES FROM THE FUTURE. WILL THEY REMAKE MYSTIC PIZZA IN 3-D SMELLOVISION?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard they're going to "reinvent" C.H.U.D as a romantic comedy starring Renee Zelwegger.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope she's the CHUD.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a good one
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who the heck are you buddy
I’ll have you know that I’m a human being, with feelings.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds painful
Why won’t you go with me to that Soupy Sales live stand-up and ComedyPalooza. I hate you for this.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, everybody on this board is trying to find a way to rape me.
PoW uses soccer as bait, TGN1 using coney dogs, new user Andy Hellciksonstine using comedy…
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you go all the way up there, its no longer rape.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah baby water always gets fizzy when you ain't looking at it for a minute
Just drink it down, yeah baby, that’s a good girl. Yeahhh
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not trying to rape you DRB user "Suttree".
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That hurts.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Technically, no one wants anybody to rape them
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How quaint.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not according to Junior Kimbrough.
Best part of his song You Better Run?
“(as a girl who was almost raped) You don’t have to rape me, Junior. Because I love you.”
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll bring some donuts tomorrow.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know how he do
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your next account should be 'Joke Explainer".
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like Harry Potter, but Harry Potter Halloween outfits are women?
Awesome.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They're women, eh?
Well thanks for that you freaking psycho.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUTTREE HAS TRUST ISSUES.
THEY ALL WEAR MASKS!!!
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some girl when I was in high school made me read some stupid poem she wrote about having masks because she thougth I was brutually honest and would tell her the truth.
I did not tell her the truth.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do agree that females wearing the too small, too tight Harry Potter costume are awesome
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had some picture of a girl from two years ago, but I couldn't find it. Which bums me out.
I hope I’m not turning into Dennis, soon to be filming every sexual encounter from the balls angle.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The balls angle is the absolute worst angle in porn
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
You don’t like hairy man-ass and ball slappage in your porn?
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if the slapping is done by a switch.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some athletes use electrocute their muscles.
Drays Bay user “PlayOnWords” likes to shock his testicles into submission.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
These balls go to 1.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never banged a chick in any of my English classes in college
But on the off-chance my gf/fiance and I broke up – I was never honest about their retarded poems and short stories. OH, YOU HAVE DREAMS ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND CUTTING YOUR THROAT? THAT’S NOT DEEP BECAUSE YOU’RE WEARING A HEAD SCARF, BABY. IT’S A DISCLOSURE.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
If only they had ONN when you guys were kids, you might have been helped
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Costumes are overrated.
I just used ripped bedsheets and fake blood to get the point across.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glass, you ready for the ass kickin' tomorrow?
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
At least i’m not going. The Navy game was probably the worst live sporting event I’ve ever been too. Monsoon rains and a loss to a service academy. Great.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened to the once semi-promising Wake football program of a few years ago?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We graduated 8 defensive starters.
4 first day picks including a top 5 pick.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WELL LA-DE-FUCKING-DA
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just explaining why we're so bad this year.
It pains me. I thought the offense would be the best we’ve ever had, but the coaches won’t take rigns off the second best passer in ACC history.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the shit do you lose to Navy
UCF could beat the Midshipmen
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lolACC
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't follow my HS Sports.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I just dislike HS Sports.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably why I hate them.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a monsoon the whole game.
They didn’t throw a pass. We couldn’t pass in the weather.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
USA SUCK TERRORISM RULES
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who let this fucker out of his cage?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, he kept calling you the n-word.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta protect my eggs
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching it now, but this might be my favorite Frank episode so far
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Piper's doing an awesome Mickey Rourke
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it really is top 3.
Bold stance: Their pidgeon song is better than Nightman
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Contrarian garbage.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need lyrics to that.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bolder stance: Artimus is nowhere near as bad of a character as I thought she would be
Without hearing the song I’m not sure if anything can be better than Nightman
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It appears to have way more lyrics than
Dayman: Fighter of the night man
Champion of the sun
master of karate and friendship for everyone
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The original Nightman song is what I believe he was referring to.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Twitter has taught us anything
it’s quality over quantity.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, the context might be better, the dancing is better, but there are no mentions of rape
I give it a close second
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss RD.
He made Suttree seem like a happy-go-lucky kinda guy.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RIP
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FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT. THE. HELL.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The red marker abs just make that.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like if I come in there you're just gonna throw sand in my eyes
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shoulda been you, Muta's green mist.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welp,
IGN: Have you heard about the guest hosts they’re using for WWE RAW?
Howerton: Yeah, they want us to do that, actually. There’s a very good chance, if the dates work out, that we may be doing that sometime in September. We’ll see. It’s not definite. If we do [go on RAW], our plan is to come on as the Birds of War. We may have a little bit of beef with somebody. We’ll see.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean I actually have to watch wrestling?
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're way too high-brow
Your bong should make it a more tolerable experience
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not own a bong, sir.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have pics to prove it
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except I've never smoked in my life
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we've gone from don't own bong to never smoked.
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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what they all say
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't own a bong.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Holding it for a friend?"
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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never touched a bong
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Photo says no
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
um
It doesn’t even look like a bong.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've never "seen a bong" nor "smoked"
How can I trust your judgement of what a bong looks like?
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watch movies bitch
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All stoners do
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watch good movies.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Merely a collector of paraphernalia?
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn't even look like a bong.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa there Cheech I think you forgot to take you medicine when you woke up
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His Flintstone Vitamins that mommy gives him.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took TamiFlu ;_;
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A hopper is a hopper is a hopper
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might do you well, you gang raping incester.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's just mean. ;_;
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, link?
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But hey - Julie Benz!
This comes across less like "Taxi Driver," and more like what Travis Bickle might have made if someone gave him a camera. It can be ugly. There’s a vaguely racist subtext to the films, with derogatory phrases used for blacks in the first installment and for Hispanics in the second. Cloaking vigilante justice (not to mention casual racism and homophobia) in religion eventually turns "Boondock Saints" from merely a bad movie to a distasteful one. -Jake Coyle for the AP
Connor, Murphy and their affectionately dubbed "greasy spic" kill wops with the help of Special Agent Bloom (Julie Benz). Together, they aim to settle a score that goes back to the "Saints"’ father (Billy Connolly), who made the mistake of trusting an Eye-talian (Peter Fonda, no less). But seriously, in case you missed the part where Murphy says—in Spanish no less—that Romeo is "with us," never fear: beaners are all right in the boys’ book. -NY Press
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll still see it, just keeping my expectations WAY down.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is elizabeth hasselback dressed as count chocula on the view?
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are you watching the view?
Is that the new stoner rage?
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bill O'Reilly is on as a vampire.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lrn2calendar
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the 30th
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most companies also celebrate Halloween on the last business day before it if the holiday falls on a weekend.
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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then they SHOULDN'T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you feel the same for Hannukkah (sp?) or Christmas?
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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'a 11 AM
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is David Mamet in development for a film named
“Joan of Bark: The Dog That Saved France”? This sounds awful
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 11:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Because David Mamet is Advanced and you are not.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joan of Bark: Airbud Saves France
They’re on their 9th Airbud, but it’s OK he can swing a sword and shit.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swinging swords was always a WIshbone thing IIRC.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT YOU 3RD WORLD SEAL CLUBBERS
http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,4829518,00.html
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 12:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Former Ray Damon Hollins has now added me on Linkedin. I feel empowered.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 30, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is he looking for a job?
D had one of the best intro songs EVER.
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb[E-40]
Ooh. Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em
I aint got none, but I’m planning on growing some
Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb
Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones (eeerrrrr)
Ooh, tell me when to go (dumb)
Talking on my ghettro on the way to the store
… My 2nd or 3rd trip
Some Henny, some Swishers and some Listerine strips
Dr. Greenthumb lift, just to ease my thoughts
Not just the cops, but the homies you got to watch
The moon is full, look at the dark clouds
Sitting in my scrapper, watching Oakland go wild… Ta-dow
I don’t bump mainstream, I knock underground
All that other shit, sugar-coated and watered down
I’m from the Bay where we hyphy and go dumb
From the soil where them rappers be getting their lingo from[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
I’m off that 18 purple juice
…. Like a mayne, labeled the Black Zeus
King of the super dooper hyphy (hyphy, hyphy, hyphy, hyphy)
And your wife, she don’t like me (like me, like me, like me, like me)
From the Bay to the A
Put me in the back wood, Swisher sweet bud, go to the store
Bitches wish I wrote, I said they couldn’t be saved by John Doe (John Doe)
I slid past on the gas, bitches looking at me
It’s good, it’s good like the granddaddy
Cross game, you get flipped like a burger patty
Or zig-zagged… pass me a big old fatty
…. I drink white, with a SNOW bunny
Talking big shit in the scrapper, going hella dummy
1800, Jose Cuervo
Yaddadamean, yaddada I’m saying though
Tell me when to go…[E-40] Tell me when to go…
let me direct traffic, talk to them,let me tell you about this hyphy movement we going on in the back,when I say somethin you say it right back at me,you swear we ganna do like this here(ooo)
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb[E-40]
Ghost-ride the whip
Ghost-ride the whip
Ghost-ride the whip
Ghost-ride the whip
Now… Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape
Put your stunna shades on, Put your stunna shades on
Put your stunna shades on, Put your stunna shades on
Now… Gas, brake, dip, dip
Now… Gas, brake, dip, dip
Shake them dreads
Shake them dreads
Shake them dreads
Shake them dreads
Let me see you show your grill, Let me see you show your grill
Let me see you show your grill, Let me see you show your grill
Now… Thizz face, Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face
Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face
Doors open, mayne, Doors open, mayne, Doors open, mayne, Doors open, mayne
Now… Watch em swang, Watch em swang
Watch em swang, Watch em swang
Go stupid, go (dumb, dumb)
Go stupid, go (dumb, dumb)[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
I will always remember him for being fearless around the walls in RF.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This might help some people
Go Dumb brought to you by Urban Dictionary
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude I think someone else had that song too.
But I freaking love that jam. The remix is amazing
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
As a nerdy white guy, Tell Me When To Go, is easily the greatest song/video/writing/thing I’ve ever experienced.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ignore button would come in handy in this case.
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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only he cross posted this on his blog.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate when I disappear for a couple hours to do some work and when I come back, there's like a hundred comments that I didn't get a chance to experience in the real moment.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 1:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Eric Cantona: Soccer Player by Day, Hooligan Fighter Crime Fighter by Night

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Get this man a cape
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soccer has more thugs than football and basketball combined
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy in the young Vito Corleone hat's face is priceless,
though I also like the mustachioed detective in the trench coat as well. Same with the bald geezer who’s like, “Punk had it coming.”
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bald guy is the best. Just a look of satisfaction.
“I have a lot of great memories, but my favorite was when I kicked that Hooligan.” – Eric Cantona
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You can also see in the video that the trenchcoated person behind the hooligan is his mother.
Cantona is the best.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DVR'd to watch it this weekend
Ep 2 is supposedly much better than 1
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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a little uneven, but that happens with pilots.
Two of the characters are massive cliches, but it was funny. It had two of my friends dying and both of them loathe football.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gave it a 7.5, but I generally dislike pilots.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would've been better had you said you gave it Two snaps and a twist
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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to rate things by clacks of the castanet. Such as, "I give 'Where the Wild Things Are' 2 clacks of the castanet, out of a possible five."
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was actually a lot better than I expected
Yay for TV, not sure where they have to go from here though
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fine lazy bums here they are:
Away Home Line
Carolina Arizona -10
St. Louis Detroit -4
Oakland San Diego -16.5
Houston Buffalo 3.5
Miami N.Y. Jets -3.5
Minnesota Green Bay -3
Atlanta New Orleans -10
Cleveland Chicago -13
N.Y. Giants Philadelphia 1
San Francisco Indianapolis -13
Jacksonville Tennessee -3
Seattle Dallas -9.5
Denver Baltimore -3
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
my picks:
ARI
DET
SD
BUF
NYJ
MIN
ATL
CLE
NYG
SF
JAX
SEA
DEN
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gimme
Carolina
Detroit
SD
Houston
Miami
GB
NO
Chicago
Philly
Indy
Jax
Dal
Den
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Bye over TB
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
differences
ari
buf
nyj
min
atl
cle
nyj
sf
sea
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW I'm trying something new this week.
We’ll see how it works.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ribbed for her pleasure something?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think he meant one-color polos.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 30, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From three to two popped collars.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that it's fall I'm putting a button-down over my 2 polos.
It’s a little harder to pop, but I kind of like it on the chilly days.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone who says they don't pop their collar and act like dracula is a damn liar.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 30, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm being Jason Segel in Sarah Marshall for Halloween.
Everyone always tells me I look like him, so I’m wearing a Hawaiin shirt. Gotta learn the Dracula song, though.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't wear polos because I am not a douchebag.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Translation:
I only wear t-shirts because I’m in HS.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You went to Cranbrook...
that’s a private school.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man you are dumb.
Now everbody from the 3-1-3,
Put your motherfuckin’ hands up and follow me
Everybody from the three-one-three
put your ************* hands up
Look! Look!
Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
this free worlds got you gased up
Now who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
One, Two, Three and to the Four
One Pac, Two Pac, Three Pac, Four
Four Pac Three Pac, Two Pac, One
Your Pac, His Pac
no Pacs … none
this guy ain’t no ************* MC
I know everything he’s got to say against me
I am white
I am a ******* bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
my boy future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun
I did get jumped
By all six of you chumps
and Wink did **** my girl
I’m still standing here screaming: "**** the free world! "
Don’t ever try to judge me, Dude
You don’t know what the **** I’ve been through
But I know something about you
you went to Cranbrook
that’s a private school
What’s the matter dawg, You embarrassed?
This guy a gangsta? His real name is Clarence
And Clarance lives at home with both parents
and Clarence parents have a real good marriage
This guy don’t want to battle, he’s shook
cause ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks
he’s scared to death
he’s scared to look in his ******* yearbook
- Cranbrook!
- a beat, I go a capella
- a Papa Doc
- a clock
- a trailer
- everybody
- y’all if you doubt me
I’m a piece of ******* white Trash
I say it proudly
And **** this battle, I don’t want to win, I’m outty
Here tell these people something they don’t know about me
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Things that have relationships.
Wearing a polo doesn’t equal being a douchebag
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wore a polo everyday at HS
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like blood and heroin.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wear sweaters too.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, sweaters look cute on me.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and emo
I bet they have broad horizontal stripes.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, solid brown color.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I have STL, Oak, Hou, Chi, Phil, Indy, Tenn, Dal, Bal vs you
whcih means the oddsmakers may have finally figured this thing out
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zona, STL, Oak, Hou, NYJ, Minn, ATL, Chi, Phil, Indy, Tenn, Dal, Bal
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*tumbleweed*
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tolkien thought cellar door was the most beautiful word in the English language.
My vote goes for tumbleweed.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always liked
striation.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Putting on my hard hat this weekend and getting it done.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"jerking it crooked"
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a curved penis and the ladies love it.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perfect for playing The Pope's Crosier.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rec'd it.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have always hated Halloween.
So nothing. I’m leaving a bowl of candy out front, going upstairs, and hopefully not doing shit.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to make a fat comment, but then I saw this wasn't posted by P Brady.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't eat candy.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't dressed up since I was about 15, so I had the misfortune of handing out candy to little shits at my folks' place.
I’d never felt the urge put a razor blade in a candy bar before that.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really do anything.
My mom throws a party and I hang out with the neighbor and watch football
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually had an idea for a dumb, campy, but original costume this year.
Take a white shirt, draw a green $ on it and look bored. What are you? No interest payments.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed, and then I felt bad for laughing.
Also, my sister is going as batgirl.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can be the Joker Peter
in memory of your boy Heath
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you trying to say you want to bang my 5 year old sister?
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess I'm going as whoever rapes Bat Girl.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you trying to say you want to bang my 5 year old sister?
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are a sick man.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny, but 95% of people would just stare blankly at you upon rendering an explanation.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's what my fiancee did.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who here didn't own the Batman Forever soundtrack?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a neighbor who lived across the street - super alcoholic, used to drink wine out of empty caffene-free coke cans - who used to blast it when she'd take me to the beach with her kids.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOVE REMAINS
A DRUG THAT AHIGHASDJSDKJ,
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna be a Bird of War
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sutt, I traded away the Eagles D for Burlson in an unexpected late night deal
Now we ride with Burlson and Garcon
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oooh, that's a solid move.
What defense are you going to roll with?
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have the Vikes too
Was platooning but the Geales best matchups are now behind them. I picked up the 49ers at home vs Tenn for the Vikes bye week. Was very surprised to be offered Burlson. Eagles are a great sell high.
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
Burleson’s been money all year. Not a #1 receiver, but as good as a 2/3 you can get, especially considering he essentially went undrafted. He’s been huge for me since I picked him up on waivers. Hopefully Hass’s ribs are feeling better after the bye week, but Burleson will get his catches anyway.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, sadly due to byes I'm rolling with 2 hawks, JJ and Burlson
I expect Seattle to be down big so lots of throwing. JJ I have to hope for a lucky revenge factor game
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How dumb of a move would trading DeSean Jackson be in a 20 team keeper league be?
One with Kick Return stats.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's annoying because he'll up 0 performances, but worth keeping.
He’s so explosive and that offense has so many weapons, I wouldn’t get rid of him.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With the KR he gets like 10 a game anyhow, I would have to trade him for 2 very good keepers.
Here is his season in my league:
21
21
26
bye
1
19
30
In a league that averages about 90-120 a game. He can’t keep this up, right?
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ashley and O'Malley today
Guess Phoenix learned hwo difficult life is without them (shutout yesterday in an extreme hitters league)
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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SRQ the Run N Gun playbook in Madden has a wildcat element.
I like it. It’s really good for <10 yard TD runs.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Used that one.
Goal line formation off tackle. It’s money
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you used that defense I told you about?
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NE?
Yeah, but I don’t have the personnel for it. I tried it one game.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh.
It works really well with the Phins online. I have a 12 game win streak going, forgot it at school though sadly and can’t play this weekend.
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll tell you what play is the BALLS.
Tight Flex formation out of shotgun, the WR Cross play. Four wides, and there are 3 outstanding routes. The RB, strong side slot, and the flanker. My strong side slot is Devin Hester, who is much faster than typical dime DBs. Easy 15+ yards.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You took your copy of Madden to school.
The fuck is wrong with you?
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it's in my dorm room.
I am at my house for the weekend
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that's right, you're not P Brady.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My future boarder P Brady.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he know that if he forgets to clean the bathroom you'll use his mouth for a urinal?
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And as a fleshlight.
WUUUUUT.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you have a wife?
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RENT INCREASED.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
:o
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly like that.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey man, I don't have the TIME to play Madden.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too busy mining ore and slayin' bitches on UO?
Shit, no one plays UO anymore…
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sutt writes MUDs in his spare time.
“THEY’RE COMING BACK!”
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still trying to find people to participate in my Metroid MUD.
For some reason, it’s not drawing.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMGzzzz
So I take it you have played MMORPGS
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His level 13 elf in AD&D had max ranks in Comeliness.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. I'm the only one?
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, you're the only one.
Surrounded by a vast nebulous of nerds and virgins, you are the online one who played AD&D. How does this make you feel?
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I play nethack.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually never played AD&D.
Started with 3e.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your new name is GameMaster PlayOnWords.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh. It was a lot of fun at a certain point in my life.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rocked UO hardcore back in the day and I used to participate in role playing games online.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only one I played hardcore was SW: Galaxies
I might pick up Old Republic though
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friend loved Galaxies, but I had moved on by then.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They ruined it...sadly
It was a lot of fun
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wii sits untouched
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOSH.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're confusing me for SRQ again.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, you're 16 and spend half your time on DRays Bay.
There’s not a chance you’ve even seen a real life breast, much less touched one.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
real life breast that does not come grilled, fried, and peppered with 11 herbs and spices*
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still confusing me with srq.
I wouldn’t say half the time, just afternoons on weekdays.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hey, ladies! Just strollin' through with my extra hot copy of Madden 2010... yeah, I have a 12 game win streak going.. what was that, Keri? You like my sweater?"
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's great for pretending like you might actually be muscular underneath it.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way The Gap sells anything that fits him.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a Christmas Tree skirt.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Projecting that Belichick fire.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a bright green hoodie
but the bitches love it
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I listened to two people argue about evolution versus intelligent design last night and in a stroke of brilliance, the person defending intelligent design came across a thousand times more intelligent and reasoned than the person arguing for evolution.
I thought people stopped arguing about these things in like middle school, but all the same, it was impressive to watch someone that believes dinosaurs lived at the same time as man smoke someone else in such a debate.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What was the ID thinker's argument?
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Be-CAUSE"
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what this is.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Essentially:
Take a spring, lever, etc. from a mousetrap, and it doesn’t work. Take, for instance, the tail off the sperm, and it doesn’t work. This proves that there must have been some starting point that was further along because some things just can’t kind of work. That’s a very rough and poor account of it. It’s pretty dumb, in general, but not quite that dumb.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's...easily refuted.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The zoo.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You-->Mitochondrial Eve-->Neanderthal-->Dunston Checks In.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about those sweet skeletons found recently though?
the ones that are like humanoid types from way before we thought they would be like that.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't have time to look it up this second
but I’m pretty positive those were debunked as being pre-ME.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right, rg.
But still humans and apes share a distinct and unignorable simian heritage.
Rather than humans evolving from an ancient chimp-like creature, the new find provides evidence that chimps and humans evolved from some long-ago common ancestor — but each evolved and changed separately along the way.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The "scaffolding" argument.
A building under construction can survive without critical parts until it is completed.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
That’s the best one )also called the “Crane” I beliueve by Daniel Dennet, FSU prof. I think).
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Crane is that little cranes put big cranes together.
Just seeing the big crane, one could not understand how humans could build it. Seeing the process of using smaller cranes to construcrt it helps.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no completion stage.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"In your example, you take a part of an already complex organism away from an object and it doesn't work. What you fail to comprehend is that these parts were created from trial and error, that the tail of a sperm probably took many incarnations before th
most efficient presented itself."
I never knew the subject line had a character limit
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Essentially this.
That the theory of natural selection can’t possibly account for the development and construction of complex organic systems.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fairly sure that's exactly what Natural Selection does.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kurt Vonnegut, take the stage, please:
I am too lazy to chase down the exact quotation but the British astronomer Fred Hoyle said something to this effect: The believing in Darwin’s theoretical mechanisms of evolution was like believing that a hurricane could blow through a junkyard and build a Boeing 747. No matter what is doing the creating. I have to say that the giraffe and the rhinoceros are ridiculous. And so is the human brain, capable, in cahoots with the more sensitive parts of the body, such as the ding dong, of hating life while pretending to love it, and behaving accordingly: Somebody shoot me while I’m happy!
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But that's not what it is:
It’ be more like the hurricane latching things on to make a screw which combines with something else to make a better screw, going up to that Boeing 747.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the 15 seconds it took for me to come up with it, I feel like it works.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
~2% chance that humans developed on Earth.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you ever read God's Debris?
If not, you can download it on PDF. It’s a fun little book.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neg. Did read Guns, Germs, and Steel, which blew my mind. At least the beginning.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard for me to get into it
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was around 14-15 when I first read it and it had some far-reaching consequences on my outlook.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't too much older than that when I read it either.
For a heavy subject I remember it as a pretty quick read.
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 30, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
'...it was impressive to watch someone that believes dinosaurs lived at the same time as man smoke someone else in such a debate.'
I think the most hilarious part is how often this gets automatically pasted onto anyone who argues intelligent design. It was funny when Matt Damon blasted Sarah Palin with it, not so much when it’s become manbearpig’d.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Oct 30, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to remember Bill Hick's question: why is it so many people who believe in the Bible as the written word of God look so unevolved?
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I understand your point.
While this is rather dangerous, I view that position as flawed. The Bible may have been the written word of God, but it was written by God’s hands, and therefore, despite it’s wording, the book is fallable.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Oct 30, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that's always been my point.
I’m open to different faiths and respect people’s belief systems, but possess a severe distrust of organized religion and the Bible has the true word of God.
In most of my experience with extremely devout people, they tend to be morons. So anytime I see the tables turned where an extremely devout person is much more informed and intelligent than the person praising natural selection and science, I find it amusing/interesting.
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blanton to start game 4.
I wonder what the Yanks will do.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit a shitton of HRs.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serve up a shit-ton of homers.
/Edwin’d
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who you got tonight?
Celtics or Bulls?
Also can’t believe you tried to say Noah = Tebow last night
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Celtics are still without Big Baby right?
I go celts, but the bulls will make it close.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Celtics allow Tyrus to take the open shots like they did last year
it could bite them in the ass. He has been making them a lot better now. Also see how Rose’s ankle is playing back to back after missing the majority of the preseason. Important battle will be slowing down Paul Pierce for the Bulls.
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone said Noah would suck in the NFL.
If he could stay on the court he’d be a GREAT role player. I think he will be one.
Anyways, it was a joke.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh No.
Tons of people loved Noah because of his defense. He could be Ben Wallace but a little bit better. I loved the pic just though the guy was a clown, which he was going into the season last year out of shape, but now he seems to get it and is in great shape and his hustle and defense is a valuable asset for the Bulls.
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK well before the draft...
all the haters said he would suck.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So?
Lots of shitty players are lotto picks. Are you kidding?
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also they loved him the first year they won the title
He prob was gonna go #1
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Celtics -10.5 last time I checked
I think
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now it's Celtics -12 at Boston
line via sportsbook.com
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd bet the Bulls to cover that
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IDK
They played a tough game last night, and like SRQ said Rose’s ankle is touch and go. First game in Boston I believe too.
by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boston is also really really good.
They owned the Cavs and destroyed the Bobcats (who suck). KG and crew will probably be pissed. I don’t expect the Bulls to be intimated though. If Rose can play well I like our chances but I think it’s important for our bigs, mainly Noah and Tyrus, to play like they did last night.
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He really makes the Celtics better.
Sheed out there for 3’s so Rondo can drive and not pretend to be a long range threat. Allen and Sheed at the 3 point with Pierce and Rondo doing their drive and mid range with KG banging down low.
If the Bulls win they gotta rebound like last night they dominated the Spurs.
by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's freaky naughty
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Posnanski just outdid himself.
*You probably know this: When the movie Gandhi was being made, there was a group of people who did not feel that Gandhi could be portrayed by a mere human being. Instead, they thought he should have been presented on film simply as a bright flash of light. I bring this up because on video board highlights of Jeter, they add a glimmer of light to him so that it appears he is shining. They also do this for various food items on the Slap Chop infomercial. Somehow, it all connects.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wat
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. You need to shave.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it looks like someone covered your face in pubes
by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was back in april
and that was just a few days of growth. my beard is much longer now.
for the movie
by daveh33 on Oct 30, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh.
Good thing you said that. I had my trident out.
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just wanted to pop in a dead thread that no one will read and let ya'll know that the above discussion of evolution was rediculous
“The Clockmakers Theory” or whatever derivatives you posted above is fucking retarded for a number of reasons, not the least of which being that any arguments about “improbability” are completely fatuous given the near infinite number of possible combinations of elements in the universe that do, have, and will exist.
Also Science Rulez God Droolz
I hope all of your weekends are terrible
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 31, 2009 2:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 31, 2009 7:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently this Nationn keeps thining I m in CA so I just watnted to clear the record that the last post was t 7:50 suck on it
You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 31, 2009 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Daniel Dennett pwns in the Breaking the Spell and Darwin's Dangerous Idea.
He’s the man.. Read him, love him, live him.
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