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OTTOTD 10/30: Poo Theme Continued.


If you're not familiar with this song, you should be.  It's fantastic.

"Dog Shit"

[*dogs barking*]

[Ol Dirty Bastard]
All y'all bitches put your naps together
And all you niggaz put your dicks together, bitch

[Ol Dirty starts singing]
Hoeeeee! Yah ha heh
De, hayyyy! Ah ha he hay
De, haaaaa! Errr hah hahhhr
Haaaaaaaah He hawww, heahh

She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
Don't invite me I tear the fuck down
White ones cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play
I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass
Bullet him, get him fast
Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC's like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese

[Ol Dirty sings again]
Hoeeeeee!
Yeah, hayyyy! Dedicated to all you bitch ass niggaz
De, haaaaa And you bitch ass niggarettes
Bitch! Hoeeeeee! Motherfuckers!

[RZA] Let that bitch go!

Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
the Ol Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight
It's alright, you still gon' get fucked tonight
Hoeeeeee!

[Method] Stankin ass hoes!

You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn

[crazy drunken ass ODB singin again]

Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
Hoeeeee, de heyyyy
(This is dedicated to all y'all bitches)
De, haaaahhhh
Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Ahahaahaaah

Fuck y'all

I'm going to go ahead and put the odds on the Bulls laying an egg tonight at 80%.  What say you?

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I WILL REC ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH FECES FROM NOW ON

Just kidding, this song is ghey.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 30, 2009 8:25 AM EDT reply actions  

No one wants to see you eat garbage dude

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 8:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Did I miss anything good yesterday?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 8:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Andy Hellicksonstine revealed himself as Sandy Kazmir. (Although something tells me I'm the only one who didn't know this.)

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

He'll have to change his name again after we trade Sonny and Narwhal for Soria.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

SANDY KAZMIR DROVE THE HUMMER.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

THAT JEZEBEL

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that your Good Old JR impersonation?

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

KAZ SCREWED KAZ

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

It does have kind of a Viking ring to it

BY THE HAMMER OF THOR, US HELLICKSONSTINE’S HAVE WAGED WAR FOR MORE THAN 3O OF OUR YEARS, AND NOW TONIGHT, IS FINALLY THE TIME WHERE WE STEAL BACK THE SHIELD OF TYRANNUS. TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT THAT OUR FORMER FATHER WILL FINALLY BE AVENGED. WHAT SAY YOU HELLICKSONSTINEIANS, LET’S GO TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS!

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If that's a 300 quote, then

get fucked in phalanx formation.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's not a movie, its a video game cutscene.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

How is any of that a 300 quote?

Please, tell me which part was from that 2 hour greenscreen experience.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

It sounded like a 300 quote.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly you've seen the movie, but you don't understand it.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Header plz.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Glorious.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pedro's hair is a thing of beauty.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 8:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Should have gone with The Great Mighty Poo

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 8:52 AM EDT reply actions  

There

used to be a graying tower alone on the sea.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 8:52 AM EDT reply actions  

That thing mustve had an edge.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know what SBN should add?

An ignore button. You could put a user on ignore and not see his/her posts.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 9:03 AM EDT reply actions  

And any new user that I hadn't "ignored" yet

Wasn’t meant for Buc Em, just in general. I visit some other forums that have that feature and it’s great to weed out some of the people you just don’t want to hear from

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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Usually the trolls that seem to not get banned.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is.

It’s called the ban button.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 30, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, but I can't Ban someone from DRB and you can't ban someone from Buc Em

Im talking about a button the average user could use to block out the white noise

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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEAR DIARY,

THe Bucs suck according to an advanced or standard metrics I use. Thanks for listening buddy,

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Community won NBC Thursday last night.

Hysterical episode. Donald Glover could be a real star.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:20 AM EDT reply actions  

He is black.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or The Color Purple

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, you just hate black people.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

His love will forever be unrequited.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if I had to guess

he’s the punisher and you’re the punishee.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

RGlass gets skunked again

Buff and Zona came through

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 9:33 AM EDT reply actions  

He should have just gotten put in a coma by that nerd-slap-fight

He’d have a few more dollars in his pocket.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

That review of Where the Wild Things Are that Toppahnga posted a while back was spot fucking on.

Terrible plan to make the movie about the petty behavior of figments of a kid’s imagination.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:39 AM EDT reply actions  

How did no one else see this happening?

I wanted nothing to do with this. I know that my friends that have spawned were raving about taking their precious to see this. That’s a bad sign, you never want to be anywhere where there are more children than adults. A plane, an Elementary school, and Where the Wild Things Are. Hey I have an idea lets make a movie out of a 20 page children’s picture book that has a total of 250 words. Yo Spike I’m really happy for you an Ima let you finish, but Adaptation was your best movie of all time. OF ALL TIME!

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus the kid is hilariously misogynist.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

How?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

And he obviously crafted a heart out of construction paper and popsicle sticks for his sister

And favored that KW monster. Which was apparently female.

I’m not sure there’s much to the misogynist thing. He’s just a little boy.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHy are you wearing that man suit?

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Donnie Darko is the kind of schlock that teens take for poignant and deep

It is neither.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's film school porn.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not a bad movie.

I like it. It is the kind of thing where it presents itself in a way that it should have some greater meaning, but it really doesn’t.

Every scene with Drew Barrymore is god awful, though.

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I pretty much agree with you exactly.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK

Wow what a rebel

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

But it's not poignant and deep.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Has your reading ability been compromised in some way

“It is neither.”

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

The second statement is correct.

You’re projecting onto the first one, creepo.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey man, this is what happens when I get bored during movies.

And why would he insist everyone sleep in a pile if he didn’t have some deep-rooted gang-rape fantasies.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

You missed all the variations on the fort/security metaphor, huh?

Too busy fantasizing about incest.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to assume this is bait.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I GUESS US PLEBES ARE JUST NOT AS PRESCIENT AS YOU.

TELL US MORE ABOUT MOVIES FROM THE FUTURE. WILL THEY REMAKE MYSTIC PIZZA IN 3-D SMELLOVISION?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope she's the CHUD.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was a good one

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who the heck are you buddy

I’ll have you know that I’m a human being, with feelings.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds painful

Why won’t you go with me to that Soupy Sales live stand-up and ComedyPalooza. I hate you for this.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man, everybody on this board is trying to find a way to rape me.

PoW uses soccer as bait, TGN1 using coney dogs, new user Andy Hellciksonstine using comedy…

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you go all the way up there, its no longer rape.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah baby water always gets fizzy when you ain't looking at it for a minute

Just drink it down, yeah baby, that’s a good girl. Yeahhh

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not trying to rape you DRB user "Suttree".

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

That hurts.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Technically, no one wants anybody to rape them

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

How quaint.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not according to Junior Kimbrough.

Best part of his song You Better Run?

“(as a girl who was almost raped) You don’t have to rape me, Junior. Because I love you.”

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll bring some donuts tomorrow.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know how he do

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your next account should be 'Joke Explainer".

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

They're women, eh?

Well thanks for that you freaking psycho.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

SUTTREE HAS TRUST ISSUES.

THEY ALL WEAR MASKS!!!

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had some picture of a girl from two years ago, but I couldn't find it. Which bums me out.

I hope I’m not turning into Dennis, soon to be filming every sexual encounter from the balls angle.

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

The balls angle is the absolute worst angle in porn

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

What?

You don’t like hairy man-ass and ball slappage in your porn?

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only if the slapping is done by a switch.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Some athletes use electrocute their muscles.

Drays Bay user “PlayOnWords” likes to shock his testicles into submission.

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

These balls go to 1.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Costumes are overrated.

I just used ripped bedsheets and fake blood to get the point across.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

At least i’m not going. The Navy game was probably the worst live sporting event I’ve ever been too. Monsoon rains and a loss to a service academy. Great.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

We graduated 8 defensive starters.

4 first day picks including a top 5 pick.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

WELL LA-DE-FUCKING-DA

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just explaining why we're so bad this year.

It pains me. I thought the offense would be the best we’ve ever had, but the coaches won’t take rigns off the second best passer in ACC history.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

How the shit do you lose to Navy

UCF could beat the Midshipmen

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was a monsoon the whole game.

They didn’t throw a pass. We couldn’t pass in the weather.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

I believe Navy is higher in the Sagarin than your prescious Golden Knights.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Navy comes in at 45, Wake is at 65, and UCF is all the way down at 94.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

USA SUCK TERRORISM RULES

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Dude, he kept calling you the n-word.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a real American

Fight for the rights of every man

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta protect my eggs

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Piper's doing an awesome Mickey Rourke

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it really is top 3.

Bold stance: Their pidgeon song is better than Nightman

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Contrarian garbage.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I need lyrics to that.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bolder stance: Artimus is nowhere near as bad of a character as I thought she would be

Without hearing the song I’m not sure if anything can be better than Nightman

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

It appears to have way more lyrics than

Dayman: Fighter of the night man
Champion of the sun
master of karate and friendship for everyone

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Twitter has taught us anything

it’s quality over quantity.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, the context might be better, the dancing is better, but there are no mentions of rape

I give it a close second

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I miss RD.

He made Suttree seem like a happy-go-lucky kinda guy.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:34 AM EDT reply actions  

RIP

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions  

WHAT. THE. HELL.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 30, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

The red marker abs just make that.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shoulda been you, Muta's green mist.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Welp,
IGN: Have you heard about the guest hosts they’re using for WWE RAW?

Howerton: Yeah, they want us to do that, actually. There’s a very good chance, if the dates work out, that we may be doing that sometime in September. We’ll see. It’s not definite. If we do [go on RAW], our plan is to come on as the Birds of War. We may have a little bit of beef with somebody. We’ll see.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 10:46 AM EDT reply actions  

You mean I actually have to watch wrestling?

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're way too high-brow

Your bong should make it a more tolerable experience

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do not own a bong, sir.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except I've never smoked in my life

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

So we've gone from don't own bong to never smoked.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what they all say

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't own a bong.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Holding it for a friend?"

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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never touched a bong

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Photo says no

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

um

It doesn’t even look like a bong.
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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

You've never "seen a bong" nor "smoked"

How can I trust your judgement of what a bong looks like?

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I watch movies bitch

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

All stoners do

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I watch good movies.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't even look like a bong.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I took TamiFlu ;_;

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

A hopper is a hopper is a hopper

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Might do you well, you gang raping incester.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's just mean. ;_;

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, link?

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

But hey - Julie Benz!
This comes across less like "Taxi Driver," and more like what Travis Bickle might have made if someone gave him a camera. It can be ugly. There’s a vaguely racist subtext to the films, with derogatory phrases used for blacks in the first installment and for Hispanics in the second. Cloaking vigilante justice (not to mention casual racism and homophobia) in religion eventually turns "Boondock Saints" from merely a bad movie to a distasteful one. -Jake Coyle for the AP

Connor, Murphy and their affectionately dubbed "greasy spic" kill wops with the help of Special Agent Bloom (Julie Benz). Together, they aim to settle a score that goes back to the "Saints"’ father (Billy Connolly), who made the mistake of trusting an Eye-talian (Peter Fonda, no less). But seriously, in case you missed the part where Murphy says—in Spanish no less—that Romeo is "with us," never fear: beaners are all right in the boys’ book. -NY Press

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 10:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Why are you watching the view?

Is that the new stoner rage?

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bill O'Reilly is on as a vampire.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

lrn2calendar

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's the 30th

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then they SHOULDN'T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you feel the same for Hannukkah (sp?) or Christmas?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why is David Mamet in development for a film named

“Joan of Bark: The Dog That Saved France”? This sounds awful

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Joan of Bark: Airbud Saves France

They’re on their 9th Airbud, but it’s OK he can swing a sword and shit.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swinging swords was always a WIshbone thing IIRC.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT YOU 3RD WORLD SEAL CLUBBERS

http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,4829518,00.html

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 30, 2009 12:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Is he looking for a job?

D had one of the best intro songs EVER.

Video

[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

[E-40]
Ooh. Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em
I aint got none, but I’m planning on growing some
Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb
Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones (eeerrrrr)
Ooh, tell me when to go (dumb)
Talking on my ghettro on the way to the store
… My 2nd or 3rd trip
Some Henny, some Swishers and some Listerine strips
Dr. Greenthumb lift, just to ease my thoughts
Not just the cops, but the homies you got to watch
The moon is full, look at the dark clouds
Sitting in my scrapper, watching Oakland go wild… Ta-dow
I don’t bump mainstream, I knock underground
All that other shit, sugar-coated and watered down
I’m from the Bay where we hyphy and go dumb
From the soil where them rappers be getting their lingo from

[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…

[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
I’m off that 18 purple juice
…. Like a mayne, labeled the Black Zeus
King of the super dooper hyphy (hyphy, hyphy, hyphy, hyphy)
And your wife, she don’t like me (like me, like me, like me, like me)
From the Bay to the A
Put me in the back wood, Swisher sweet bud, go to the store
Bitches wish I wrote, I said they couldn’t be saved by John Doe (John Doe)
I slid past on the gas, bitches looking at me
It’s good, it’s good like the granddaddy
Cross game, you get flipped like a burger patty
Or zig-zagged… pass me a big old fatty
…. I drink white, with a SNOW bunny
Talking big shit in the scrapper, going hella dummy
1800, Jose Cuervo
Yaddadamean, yaddada I’m saying though
Tell me when to go…

[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

let me direct traffic, talk to them,let me tell you about this hyphy movement we going on in the back,when I say somethin you say it right back at me,you swear we ganna do like this here(ooo)

[E-40]
Ghost-ride the whip
Ghost-ride the whip
Ghost-ride the whip
Ghost-ride the whip
Now… Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape
Put your stunna shades on, Put your stunna shades on
Put your stunna shades on, Put your stunna shades on
Now… Gas, brake, dip, dip
Now… Gas, brake, dip, dip
Shake them dreads
Shake them dreads
Shake them dreads
Shake them dreads
Let me see you show your grill, Let me see you show your grill
Let me see you show your grill, Let me see you show your grill
Now… Thizz face, Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face
Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face Now… Thizz face
Doors open, mayne, Doors open, mayne, Doors open, mayne, Doors open, mayne
Now… Watch em swang, Watch em swang
Watch em swang, Watch em swang
Go stupid, go (dumb, dumb)
Go stupid, go (dumb, dumb)

[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak]
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Tell me when to go…
[E-40] Tell me when to go…
[Keak Da Sneak] Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

I will always remember him for being fearless around the walls in RF.

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude I think someone else had that song too.

But I freaking love that jam. The remix is amazing

by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

As a nerdy white guy, Tell Me When To Go, is easily the greatest song/video/writing/thing I’ve ever experienced.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ignore button would come in handy in this case.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get this man a cape

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy in the young Vito Corleone hat's face is priceless,

though I also like the mustachioed detective in the trench coat as well. Same with the bald geezer who’s like, “Punk had it coming.”

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bald guy is the best. Just a look of satisfaction.

“I have a lot of great memories, but my favorite was when I kicked that Hooligan.” – Eric Cantona

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can also see in the video that the trenchcoated person behind the hooligan is his mother.

Cantona is the best.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

DVR'd to watch it this weekend

Ep 2 is supposedly much better than 1

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by Buc Wild on Oct 30, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a little uneven, but that happens with pilots.

Two of the characters are massive cliches, but it was funny. It had two of my friends dying and both of them loathe football.

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gave it a 7.5, but I generally dislike pilots.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to rate things by clacks of the castanet. Such as, "I give 'Where the Wild Things Are' 2 clacks of the castanet, out of a possible five."

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was actually a lot better than I expected

Yay for TV, not sure where they have to go from here though

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

fine lazy bums here they are:

Away Home Line
Carolina Arizona -10
St. Louis Detroit -4
Oakland San Diego -16.5
Houston Buffalo 3.5
Miami N.Y. Jets -3.5
Minnesota Green Bay -3
Atlanta New Orleans -10
Cleveland Chicago -13
N.Y. Giants Philadelphia 1
San Francisco Indianapolis -13
Jacksonville Tennessee -3
Seattle Dallas -9.5
Denver Baltimore -3

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

my picks:

ARI
DET
SD
BUF
NYJ
MIN
ATL
CLE
NYG
SF
JAX
SEA
DEN

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gimme

Carolina
Detroit
SD
Houston
Miami
GB
NO
Chicago
Philly
Indy
Jax
Dal
Den

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Bye over TB

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

differences

ari
buf
nyj
min
atl
cle
nyj
sf
sea

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ribbed for her pleasure something?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

From three to two popped collars.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that it's fall I'm putting a button-down over my 2 polos.

It’s a little harder to pop, but I kind of like it on the chilly days.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm being Jason Segel in Sarah Marshall for Halloween.

Everyone always tells me I look like him, so I’m wearing a Hawaiin shirt. Gotta learn the Dracula song, though.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't wear polos because I am not a douchebag.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Translation:

I only wear t-shirts because I’m in HS.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man you are dumb.

Now everbody from the 3-1-3,
Put your motherfuckin’ hands up and follow me
Everybody from the three-one-three
put your ************* hands up
Look! Look!
Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
this free worlds got you gased up
Now who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
One, Two, Three and to the Four
One Pac, Two Pac, Three Pac, Four
Four Pac Three Pac, Two Pac, One
Your Pac, His Pac
no Pacs … none
this guy ain’t no ************* MC
I know everything he’s got to say against me
I am white
I am a ******* bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
my boy future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun
I did get jumped
By all six of you chumps
and Wink did **** my girl
I’m still standing here screaming: "**** the free world! "

Don’t ever try to judge me, Dude
You don’t know what the **** I’ve been through
But I know something about you
you went to Cranbrook
that’s a private school

What’s the matter dawg, You embarrassed?
This guy a gangsta? His real name is Clarence
And Clarance lives at home with both parents
and Clarence parents have a real good marriage
This guy don’t want to battle, he’s shook
cause ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks
he’s scared to death
he’s scared to look in his ******* yearbook

  • Cranbrook!
  • a beat, I go a capella
  • a Papa Doc
  • a clock
  • a trailer
  • everybody
  • y’all if you doubt me
    I’m a piece of ******* white Trash
    I say it proudly
    And **** this battle, I don’t want to win, I’m outty
    Here tell these people something they don’t know about me

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Things that have relationships.
Wearing a polo doesn’t equal being a douchebag
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I wore a polo everyday at HS
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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck no.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like blood and heroin.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wear sweaters too.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, sweaters look cute on me.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol u mad

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and emo

I bet they have broad horizontal stripes.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, solid brown color.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I have STL, Oak, Hou, Chi, Phil, Indy, Tenn, Dal, Bal vs you

whcih means the oddsmakers may have finally figured this thing out

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

PICKS

Arizona
Detroit
SD
Houston
Miami
Minny
New Orleans
Cleveland
Philly
SF
Jax
Dallas
Denver

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

*tumbleweed*

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I've always liked

striation.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

"jerking it crooked"

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect for playing The Pope's Crosier.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have always hated Halloween.

So nothing. I’m leaving a bowl of candy out front, going upstairs, and hopefully not doing shit.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really do anything.

My mom throws a party and I hang out with the neighbor and watch football

by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually had an idea for a dumb, campy, but original costume this year.

Take a white shirt, draw a green $ on it and look bored. What are you? No interest payments.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what my fiancee did.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who here didn't own the Batman Forever soundtrack?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOVE REMAINS

A DRUG THAT AHIGHASDJSDKJ,

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna be a Bird of War

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Oct 30, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh, that's a solid move.

What defense are you going to roll with?

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have the Vikes too

Was platooning but the Geales best matchups are now behind them. I picked up the 49ers at home vs Tenn for the Vikes bye week. Was very surprised to be offered Burlson. Eagles are a great sell high.

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Burleson’s been money all year. Not a #1 receiver, but as good as a 2/3 you can get, especially considering he essentially went undrafted. He’s been huge for me since I picked him up on waivers. Hopefully Hass’s ribs are feeling better after the bye week, but Burleson will get his catches anyway.

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, sadly due to byes I'm rolling with 2 hawks, JJ and Burlson

I expect Seattle to be down big so lots of throwing. JJ I have to hope for a lucky revenge factor game

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How dumb of a move would trading DeSean Jackson be in a 20 team keeper league be?

One with Kick Return stats.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's annoying because he'll up 0 performances, but worth keeping.

He’s so explosive and that offense has so many weapons, I wouldn’t get rid of him.

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the KR he gets like 10 a game anyhow, I would have to trade him for 2 very good keepers.

Here is his season in my league:
21
21
26
bye
1
19
30

In a league that averages about 90-120 a game. He can’t keep this up, right?

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ashley and O'Malley today

Guess Phoenix learned hwo difficult life is without them (shutout yesterday in an extreme hitters league)

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

SRQ the Run N Gun playbook in Madden has a wildcat element.

I like it. It’s really good for <10 yard TD runs.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Used that one.

Goal line formation off tackle. It’s money

by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

NE?

Yeah, but I don’t have the personnel for it. I tried it one game.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.

It works really well with the Phins online. I have a 12 game win streak going, forgot it at school though sadly and can’t play this weekend.

by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll tell you what play is the BALLS.

Tight Flex formation out of shotgun, the WR Cross play. Four wides, and there are 3 outstanding routes. The RB, strong side slot, and the flanker. My strong side slot is Devin Hester, who is much faster than typical dime DBs. Easy 15+ yards.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it's in my dorm room.

I am at my house for the weekend

by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

My future boarder P Brady.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And as a fleshlight.

WUUUUUT.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you have a wife?

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

RENT INCREASED.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

:o

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly like that.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey man, I don't have the TIME to play Madden.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sutt writes MUDs in his spare time.

“THEY’RE COMING BACK!”

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMGzzzz

So I take it you have played MMORPGS

by SRQman on Oct 30, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

His level 13 elf in AD&D had max ranks in Comeliness.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. I'm the only one?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, you're the only one.

Surrounded by a vast nebulous of nerds and virgins, you are the online one who played AD&D. How does this make you feel?

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I play nethack.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually never played AD&D.

Started with 3e.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh. It was a lot of fun at a certain point in my life.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

My wii sits untouched

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOSH.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're confusing me for SRQ again.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, you're 16 and spend half your time on DRays Bay.

There’s not a chance you’ve even seen a real life breast, much less touched one.

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

real life breast that does not come grilled, fried, and peppered with 11 herbs and spices*

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still confusing me with srq.

I wouldn’t say half the time, just afternoons on weekdays.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I listened to two people argue about evolution versus intelligent design last night and in a stroke of brilliance, the person defending intelligent design came across a thousand times more intelligent and reasoned than the person arguing for evolution.

I thought people stopped arguing about these things in like middle school, but all the same, it was impressive to watch someone that believes dinosaurs lived at the same time as man smoke someone else in such a debate.

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

What was the ID thinker's argument?

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Be-CAUSE"

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what this is.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Essentially:

Take a spring, lever, etc. from a mousetrap, and it doesn’t work. Take, for instance, the tail off the sperm, and it doesn’t work. This proves that there must have been some starting point that was further along because some things just can’t kind of work. That’s a very rough and poor account of it. It’s pretty dumb, in general, but not quite that dumb.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's...easily refuted.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The zoo.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You-->Mitochondrial Eve-->Neanderthal-->Dunston Checks In.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about those sweet skeletons found recently though?

the ones that are like humanoid types from way before we thought they would be like that.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't have time to look it up this second

but I’m pretty positive those were debunked as being pre-ME.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right, rg.

But still humans and apes share a distinct and unignorable simian heritage.

Rather than humans evolving from an ancient chimp-like creature, the new find provides evidence that chimps and humans evolved from some long-ago common ancestor — but each evolved and changed separately along the way.

Link.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The "scaffolding" argument.

A building under construction can survive without critical parts until it is completed.

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

That’s the best one )also called the “Crane” I beliueve by Daniel Dennet, FSU prof. I think).

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Crane is that little cranes put big cranes together.

Just seeing the big crane, one could not understand how humans could build it. Seeing the process of using smaller cranes to construcrt it helps.

by rglass44 on Oct 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no completion stage.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Essentially this.

That the theory of natural selection can’t possibly account for the development and construction of complex organic systems.

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kurt Vonnegut, take the stage, please:
I am too lazy to chase down the exact quotation but the British astronomer Fred Hoyle said something to this effect: The believing in Darwin’s theoretical mechanisms of evolution was like believing that a hurricane could blow through a junkyard and build a Boeing 747. No matter what is doing the creating. I have to say that the giraffe and the rhinoceros are ridiculous. And so is the human brain, capable, in cahoots with the more sensitive parts of the body, such as the ding dong, of hating life while pretending to love it, and behaving accordingly: Somebody shoot me while I’m happy!

by Suttree on Oct 30, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that's not what it is:

It’ be more like the hurricane latching things on to make a screw which combines with something else to make a better screw, going up to that Boeing 747.

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by P Brady on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

~2% chance that humans developed on Earth.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up