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OTTOTD 10/5: Vendetta

riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
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linsfirst loved livvy.

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This makes you sound like a pretentious dick.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 5, 2009 9:53 AM EDT reply actions  

A copy and paste of Finnegan's Wake doesn't mean you read it.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 11:06 AM EDT reply actions  

While I can comment to that, I do know that I've never finished it and yet I am awesome

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Any admin reading this: Make a new OTTOTD and delete this one

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

PBrady = The Genius?

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Same with all James Joyce

Most overrated author in history. Or maybe sixth most overrated, after Hemingway, Matthew, Luke, John and Mark.

To quote Andrew Cairns, James Joyce is fucking my sister.

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by Brickhaus on Oct 5, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed about Joyce and Hemingway...

Always found their work to be meh. Granted I never read Finnegan’s because of Portrait.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just finished my first Hemingway, The Snows of Kilimanjaro

I did like most of the short stories, but he’s no Mark Twain.

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 5, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So this is what it's like in the offseason.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets head over to DnB's for some steaks and discuss

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a fairly funny episode - not as good as the first two - but I definitely laughed.

I just couldn’t get over the DnB and the beer thing when there really wasn’t a damning joke at the hand. If they were trying to mock 30 Rock and product placement in general, they didn’t succeed – which doesn’t surprise me considering Fred Savage was heavily involved in the episode, and he tends to direct/write some of the weaker ones.

by Suttree on Oct 5, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought this was one of the funniest episodes ever. It was hurt by not having funny takeaway lines, but all in all hilarious.

The product placement stuff was great, since it was so absurdly out of place (remember the Burger King stuff in Arrested Development?)

Also, if you can find a better steak in an arcade-like environment I’d like to hear about it.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Before the USF game the players were waiting for Bowden to come down and give his pre-game “motivational” speech, but he never showed up because he was in his office hamming it up with some friends from Alabama.

When Bobby did not come down to “inspire and motivate” the players, Jimbo Fisher started to give the pre-game speech, but was quickly drowned out and confronted by Amato, because as the Executive Head Coach, Amato felt it was his right to give the speech and because he did not want Jimbo to give it.

As the players watched this confrontation in horror, they did not know what to do. It was then decided to just take the field without any pre-game speech from any coach, and the players casually strolled out through the tunnel out onto the field.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 12:30 PM EDT reply actions  

There's ac lip over on tomahawknation

of one of Bowden’s recent pre-game speeches, its bad. I’m a huge, die-hard FSU fan, and it’s embarrassing.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Source? or link?

Just curious to see it.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

TN had trhe pre-game "speech" from last year's BC game

No wonder we lost

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's scary?

He’s our head football coach. He’s the guy our players look to for leadership.

He can’t retire soon enough.

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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calling out players who are actually doing there jobs for poor play?

see: FSU Offensive line

Between them and CP7, they’re some of the few reasons we might see a bowl game

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even see how we (FSU fans) can predict a bowl berth

What games are we gonna win?

Georgia Tech? Probably not
UNC? maybe, after they lost to UVA, but we are terrible on Thurs night away games
N.C. State? Win (I hope)
Clemson? Win
Wake? Loss
Maryland? Win
UF? Loss

That’s 5 wins, one shy of bowl eligibility, and that’s assuming we win3 of the last 5.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

UNC is garbage

Clemson and Wake are average

Maryland is an FCS team in drag

We’ll get to 6 wins…………..and that’s it

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Average is a lot better than FSU at this point.

Nothing would suprise me at this point. I’m assuming FSU makes a bowl, but losing to everyone on the schedule but MD.

Remember Wake should have beaten BC on the road save a fumble in OT on the BC 3. We also beat Stanford who’s looking like the 3rd best team in the PAC10. Right now in the ACC it looks like anyone can beat anyone.

At least UM beat OU.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Losing to everyone but Maryland puts us at 3-9

God damnit

UF is gonna beat us like a drum (more so than in previous years)

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, we lost to UF , but by less each year

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit, wasnt ready to hit post

2007 – 45-12
2008 – 45-15
2009 – 45-18???

Ugh, What an awful football season for me.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all honesty, you picked the best week to watch them so far

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know...

They actually looked pretty good in the first half. Let’s kill Nugent that loser. I hate kickers.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least I'm a Chicago Bears fan

So I have that going for me, which is nice

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Be a TRUE Seminole: http://www.seminoles.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/071509aab.html

by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be insane.

I just hope he doesn’t announce his retirement and the troops rally around him for his final hurrah. They then win the Atlantic…

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is our best case scenario

This requires that BB says that he’s stepping down at the end of the season now, rather than later of course

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Be a TRUE Seminole: http://www.seminoles.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/071509aab.html

by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure that Clemson assumed a win too

Gary Williams for President!
Put Rose in the Hall of Fame

by terp12 on Oct 5, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

And they made BC look terrible, so…

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ACC is hard to predict after VT

None of them look stout.

Gary Williams for President!
Put Rose in the Hall of Fame

by terp12 on Oct 5, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

The best part though is the OOC record against BCS teams. Hopefully we keep beating up on the SEC…

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

scUM looks pretty good

After VT and scUM, though…..

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

They got rolled by VT.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miami looks 2009 ACC good, not good good

Gary Williams for President!
Put Rose in the Hall of Fame

by terp12 on Oct 5, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the best you got? Twerps?

You should be predicting a mauling. According to JMB Wake is at least average, and Md is a FCS team in drag. So we have to be really bad right?

Gary Williams for President!
Put Rose in the Hall of Fame

by terp12 on Oct 5, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ACC sucks.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 5, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sagarin ratings:

CONFERENCE CENTRAL MEAN SIMPLE AVERAGE TEAMS

   1 SOUTHEASTERN (A) = 79.61 79.69 ( 1) 12
   2 PAC-10 (A) = 79.11 78.79 ( 2) 10
   3 ATLANTIC COAST (A) = 76.65 76.45 ( 3) 12
   4 BIG 12 (A) = 75.96 75.83 ( 4) 12
   5 BIG EAST (A) = 75.95 75.39 ( 6) 8

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always call 'em the Twerps...

They are the ACC team I am most likely to cheer for in basketball and football though, FWIW.

Y’all have been terrible so far this year, so we should beat you. We should have beaten you last year too when we got blanked like 27-0 or something.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually think they have the potential to turn their season around

Fridge is getting a lot of heat from fans, but I think he will have a very young team playing better as the year goes on, barring critical injuries. We won’t be good by any means, but we may upset some.

Gary Williams for President!
Put Rose in the Hall of Fame

by terp12 on Oct 5, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

They did lose like 30-something seniors from last year's team, so that theory does hold water.

Still, they got beat by MTSU, rolled by a bad Rutgers team, and squeked by JMU in OT. If we lost to MD at HC I may cry.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It pisses me off that the fans are after our coach's head

He has been huge for Md.

I would be surprised if Wake doesn’t win as well. Our top RB is out for the year, and a Junior O-lineman will also miss the game. Both lines are mostly walk-ons and freshmen.

Gary Williams for President!
Put Rose in the Hall of Fame

by terp12 on Oct 5, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are head to head on the 10th

You can start talking trash now. Maybe you will get it out of your system before Md has an ugly setback.

Gary Williams for President!
Put Rose in the Hall of Fame

by terp12 on Oct 5, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be there.

It’s homecoming, and a late start so the 35,000 Deacon faithful should be well prepared to make some noise. If we don’t take care of business against the Twerps this weekend our chances at Tampa are shot.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am so fired up after that speech

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know right?

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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one dude in the background looks asleep

lol

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It kind of reminds me of one from HS

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Just in lol moment.

The whole week they told us to “Be the hammer not the nail” then for pregame he brings out this giant hammer and starts banging the ground and shit. Well one hit the hammer broke. It was really funny.

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

TomahawkNation, along with most of the FSU fan community wants Bowden's head

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to know more about the rumors of the "confrontation" on the plane

There is no hierarchy there, and everyone just runs wild.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check the last couple of large TN posts

Specifically the BC wrap up post and the current Board of Trustees post

FSUncensored has better details of what might have occured than I have

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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greatest CFB weekend ever?

FSU, UNC, and Clempsun all with embarrasing losses.

I couldn’t be happier. The Deacs could back their way into the ACCCG in Tampa this year!

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 12:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh JOY!

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wake/GT ACCCG?

20-25,000 people in the stands?

CATCH THE ACTION

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wake/VT I imagine...

Or BC/VT again. Noone is there to see it…

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby Bowden needs to find a nice nursing home to go to

Time for change has LONG since come

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The real question (in my mind at least)...

Is how much can you expect from Jimbo once he takes over? How far back has Bobby taken the program the last few years? The recruiting classes lead you to believe the talent is there, but we all know that recruiting rankings are more a function of who’s offered than the actual skills of a player so maybe not. I’ll defs be interested to see, and will gladly do anything I can to assure that Amato still has a hand in what goes on going forward.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and what has Fisher done to make us think it will be different?

His red zone playcalling is Jeff Bowden-esque. A lot of people have to go and will take multiple years to get back on track.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt they swallow the $5 mill it would take....

I’m just glad they’re stuck with him and can’t bring in Tuberville.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can't afford a $5 million buyout in this economy

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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first year might suck

But afterwards continued improvement on both sides of the ball

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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't what I originally put...

Some admin changed it!

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 5, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

confirmation please

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm catching up on TN, but I don't see what course of action would be best.

Let Bowden go? Now or later? Keep Fisher or dump him (money as a non factor)?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd totally clean house if I had the money.

There are some quality coaches available, and it might not hurt to just completely start anew. I’d be worried if they got Tuberville. With the money issue, though, I bet they let BB ride out into the sunset this year. Then they let Jimbo fire everyone and bring in who he wants. Hopefully, he stinks as much as I think he does.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was internet chatter about Bowden getting forced out

back when “internet chatter” actually meant people talking in online chat rooms.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

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by Brickhaus on Oct 5, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

In related news, SRQ to go on Hunger Strike Until He is Freed
Wu-Tang Clan member Method Man has been taken into police custody on tax-evasion charges, the Advance has learned.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 5, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

BA:

    Torres breezed through the Cal League, winning his last five starts and the ERA title (2.74), and advanced to Double-A before the Angels traded him to the Rays as part of their payment for Scott Kazmir. Tampa Bay was looking to save money on Kazmir’s salary, and they were able to deal a lefthander with quality stuff and pick up another as part of the package in return.

    Torres creates good angles with his pitches, the best of which is a low-90s fastball. His curveball and slider both have sharp break and the potential to become plus offerings. He needs to command all of his pitches better, and he’s still refining his changeup.

    “He’s now throwing a two-seamer we haven’t seen before,” Inland Empire manager Carlos Subero said. “He’s aggressive and confident, and has all the intangibles. Torres is effectively wild, but he’s learning to establish his offspeed stuff and slider.”

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 5, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds exciting.

I still think dominant reliever is in his future, but that wouldn’t be half bad.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Link?

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

haven't looked yet

In real action I’m 4-4 with Minny tonight

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

you were 3-1 vs me in games we differed

Well played Big Daddy Cool

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just finished looking...

pretty good week for me. I went 6-2 overall. You had me like 3-1 the week before right? SO I think we’re about even…

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holloween and Valentines Day are the two worst days of the year, IMHO.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never liked Valentines Day. It's just an excuse to spend money.

I don’t think I should have to buy flowers, jewelry, etc just because it’s February 14th. I do those things randomly throughout the year so I feel it’s unnecessary.

Thank god she agrees.

Halloween is just dumb. I hate the whole costume thing.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

But free candy!

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, chubby.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is true.

What I hate is going to the bar/party and everyone is dressed up and I’m not.

I’m just trying to relax and enjoy my beer without every ass-clown coming up to me giving me shit for not being dressed up.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be the douche!

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I'm not 12 years old anymore.

I dressed up once in college and didn’t enjoy myself.

Masks, face paint, etc… It’s all uncomfortable and annoying. I stay in for the night before I go to a costume only party.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is cool.

I haven’t worn a costume in years.

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Die

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's understandable

You are burdened with a permanent costume. What’s to celebrate?

by vincesucks on Oct 5, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude seriously?

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH, WHAT A LOSE FOR NOT KNOWING WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS!!!!!1

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

*LOSER

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks Star Wars-ish.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

Just be funny, and you don’t have to dress like an idiot. I usually just go to a thrift store and see what’s there. A couple years ago I was “The Number 1 Dad” because I found a sweet shirt and mug that said that at the thrift store. I then made a sticker to on a hat that said it. I drank out of the mug all night. It was great.

I guess you didn’t do theme parties in college either…

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you were the "Number 1 Douchebag"

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

My senior year in High School I went as Mark Chmura.

I just wore his jersey so it was not that bad. My girlfriend at the time wore her cheerleading uniform so I guess you could say that was sort of a theme.

(not sure if people outside of Wisconsin remember that story)

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

(or people under 27 years old)

Maybe.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing better than being an NFL player

and fucking High School chicks on a bathroom floor.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

babysitters are an untapped market

I’m sure you guys had a blast ridiculing that douche

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 5, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chinese New Year is Feb 14th this year

That is what I will be celebrating

Get well soon DM

by Sandy Kazmir on Oct 5, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

VDay is for courtship

When you are married, there is no reason to do it up on VDay. First date anniversary goes out the window too.

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

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by Buc Wild on Oct 5, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why big guy?

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why Halloween?

Go and party with girls dressed sluttier than usual. What’s the downside to Halloween?

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christmas, easy

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup Kyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYNA_dFXYqc

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mom was born XMAS day

We had a tradition of Village Inn, a movie, and then Chinese Food for dinner XMAS day until I got married to a half-jew/half-catholic

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a tug of war, I want to have a t least lunch or dinner with my mom

But my wifes family has the worlds biggest spectacle of a secular XMAS ever. Sunrise to late night.

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Xmas

Good donner, lots of family, throw in the fact that my whole family likes to party, so as we’ve gotten older it’s gotten more and more crazy and it’s a blast.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah its not like that.

Its waking up early and going to my inlaws for presents by the tree, the most over the top display of gift giving, makes me sick. The worst is my artist, comic book/anime loving bro-in-law who comes over i his bath robe and makes everyone watch the opening of each gift he gives or receives along with a 30 mintues story about the great lengths he went to for that gift. Then its family breakfast, then off to my wifes grandmothers for extended family XMAS, then its to her godfathers for XMAS dinner. Its all way too much for me.

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its like PBrady/SRQ but 20 years later and married

Hes a video game warrior too

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its why I'm shocked P and SRQ love baseball

b/c my BIL thinks sports are for meatheads

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I basically live off sports and video games

oh and movies

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And internet porn.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...I have a chance!

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their first child together is end of October

Bidness is about to pick up for his fantasyland

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds pretty cool.

You got a pretty good instant friend from your wife.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

She wanted me to bond with him since hes going to be a dad

So I took him to the driving range. Yikes

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by FreeZorilla on Oct 5, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

I guess he’s the younger brother? Thankfully, my GF’s brothers are both really cool, and I like to hang out with them. If the became by BIL that would be awesome because I like ’em both.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

So cute

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't hating.

That is nice that you get along with them. No need to hate

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds fun

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bro or manzeire?

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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Oct 5, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Beane on soccer.
Beane: No, I’m actually a Tottenham fan. I’d say Chelsea in the EPL with Man City as the darkhorse.

http://www.sbnation.com/2009/10/5/1070862/billy-beane-exclusive-interview

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 5, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK AND YES, BILLY BEANE.

YOU, ME, AND STEVE NASH, MAKIN’ IT HAPPEN.

by Suttree on Oct 5, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It

being a 2-2 draw against the worst Bolton team in 5 years, during which they clearly dominated portions of open play?

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 5, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahead by one point, and we have a game in hand.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 5, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man City is killing my fantasy team.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 5, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spurs have Pompey and Stoke City coming up.

I think we’ll maintain our lead heading into Oct 31st.

by Suttree on Oct 5, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

OH WOW

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by Brickhaus on Oct 5, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was pretty large so I'm not so sure about that.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frankly, all the more reason to have bet on him.

When you’re that heavy, the first 3 or 4 dozen pounds is amazingly easy to lose.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 5, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a second suspect still loose on campus

Text:

white male around cooper with black tank top, cowboy hat, carrying black puppy and large hunting knife

by vincesucks on Oct 5, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

The fuck

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crazy

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a good thing a professor was running a jihad on campus

Otherwise all these protections might not be in place

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by Brickhaus on Oct 5, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hey guys, what's going on in this thread? I just got back from knife-walking my puppy

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone have an opinion on the Blackberry Storm?

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

My dad has it.

He likes it. I have the Tour and think I like it better. I am not a fan of touch screens but the Storm’s is ok once you get used to it.

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer the Tour as well.

My friend has the Storm and constantly complains about it. I haven’t liked it when I’ve used it.

by rglass44 on Oct 5, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

From what I've heard, it's response time is worse then most touchscreens.

And let’s not forget that if you’re buying it to use on Verizon, they will have undoubtedly locked something out that you REALLY want to use. I also don’t at all like blackberry’s web browser; it’s better then it used to be when it was based on IE, but it’s still not particularly fantastic. At least you can get Opera Mini, which is a pretty nice step up.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 5, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bold owns Storm

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by Brickhaus on Oct 5, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, since you're mentioning a touchscreen

Skip the Palm Pre. WebOS is fantastic, but it’s missing some features right now (stuff that supposedly will be coming ina future software update), and jesus christ the hardware is horrible.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 5, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

DRB: Smart phone reviews from people who don't use them for business

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

What phone do you use for business?

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

HTC 6800, but it eats a bag of dicks. I don't recommend.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

New contract time coming up. Need to look into next phone. The only reason I still have the 6800 is that it's windows mobile, and my company uses an exchange server, so that's really convenient

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhhhhh

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get this.

Maybe something beyond performance.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 5, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Rays set teams records for runs, home runs, walks and on-base percentage this season, but their lack of situational hitting – getting runners home from third, making productive outs – was an ongoing problem, and Henderson took the fall.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Marc Topkin sure isn't

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if the front office is smarter than that

It’s still the line they’d feed to the media, because the media isn’t.

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by Brickhaus on Oct 5, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rodgers owns the douchiest headphones on the planet.

Favre is just a douche; Packers win.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 5, 2009 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

NO.

Vikings win.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

better O-line, they have AP and a great D.

Packers O-line is bad and they are without their left tackle so Jared Allen should go nuts. Packer D terrible as well.

AND I’M A BRETT FAVRE HONK!

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does SRQ at least give you a reach-around?

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Oct 5, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Vikings will win

I would prefer if the Packers did though

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would kill myself

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 5, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate both teams with an undying passion

Ca they both lose?

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by JMB on Oct 5, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are banned from Buc 'Em.

You can browse the blog, but you can’t participate.

you really have nothing positive to bring to Buc’em. Therefore you are banned permanently.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 5, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Lame

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by SRQman on Oct 5, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, I already forgot about this.

And your check. It’ll be in the mail today.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Oct 6, 2009 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

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