OTTOTD 11/11: The I need a lead in edition
Things I learned to avoid in school last week
Things you should never ever say:
- 1) X person still watch's Hannah Montana or any Disney channel show at all- No, you are in high school, you don't do it. Soon, you are going to believe this-
- 2) On the same topic, you should never ever say you think Miley Cyrus is hot and Megan Fox is not- Son, let me tell you something, Megan Fox is damn hot and don't care about you.
- 3) I still think pokemon/yugioh is cool- IF you were in 1998, sure, but this is 2009 (GET A LIFE).
Also, this guy types hilariously:
The menagrs destroid the team that came to the final and for what? nothing gortat was great this year and his going to improve this year.
they trade lee alston and btee and they let turkoglu go becuse he want more money and now they want to let gortat go why destroid the team
The mengars:
Destroid:
Also, I included a just for curiosity poll.
Brady Quinn starts again, I still can't find a RB worth a dime and i barely won last week. Ah, Life is awkward as it should be.
Happy Veteran's Day
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You forgot the thing they mentioned about banning P Brady, laugh riot.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
This is the worst lead in to an OTTOTD ever
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 11, 2009 9:29 AM EST reply actions
It's the P Brady of lead ins
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 11, 2009 9:30 AM EST up reply actions
Anyone following the "Science Community vs Steves Levitt and Dubner" debate?
I just got Superfreakonomics and haven’t gotten to the chapter in question yet, so I hold off judgment, but this is a good article.
http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/books/2009/11/16/091116crbo_books_kolbert?currentPage=all
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 11, 2009 9:36 AM EST reply actions
This reads like Leavitt changed his name to Hank Scorpio
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
Also this rules
http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/diversions/cloud_of_atlases.php
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 11, 2009 9:42 AM EST reply actions
So does this
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
Who said he shouldn't be banned?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 11, 2009 10:03 AM EST reply actions
Check the profiles of anyone who posted.
It tells you how they voted.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 11, 2009 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
I'll save you the trouble
I chose choice B
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
What is you
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 11, 2009 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
To quote a wise sage,
“He thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.”
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
If he's using FanGraphs now maybe he'll realize he has no right to be pissy about the Bartlett-for-MVP complaints.
That or he’ll just call the creators nerds and pat himself on the back.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 11, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
What are you doing up this early, does your basement have windows now?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
You're thinking of SRQ.
I’m out of bed by 9 at the latest.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 11, 2009 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Some other guy.......
I hid those comments over there (not yours but the ones preceding it) just so you dont think they were deleted.
Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow
I don't get:
a) The Oriental gentleman at the top
b) Clay Aiken thinks that Meghan Fox is hot, nuff said
c) WTF is a Yugioh?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 11:06 AM EST reply actions
I'm alive, if that counts
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, Clay Aiken thinking Megan Fox is hot is a compelling counter-argument.
This is operating under the assumption that he’s attracted to her in his usual Fruity McGayGay way and not a ’I’d turn straight to hit that’ way.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
The effect is debatable, but the cause is obvious, that girl is smoking
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Yay
SI_JonHeyman
great news: victor zambrano’s mother elizabeth recovered unharmed after kidnapping, agent says.
Obviously you watch a lot of kidnappings, but I don't think you understand them.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
The power went out someplaces near USF for some reason.
And thats where I learned that people don’t know that a dead light is a 4 way stop. And parking garages are really freaky completely dark at night.
Well getting to your car is the hard part.
Thats why I carry a baseball bat everywhere.
I really should, that’d be awesome.
Best line of the thread, everyone else can go home
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
When people ask just be like
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Driving with sporting equipment does not qualify as exercise
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 11, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
I just found out that Jason Bartlett will be at the Rochester Red Wings team store on the same day that I have to go to Orlando

I just can’t win
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 11:26 AM EST reply actions
is that a panda in a hotel room?
You are a sick, sick, little man.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Nov 11, 2009 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone get MW2?
If so how is it? I’m probably gonna go pick it up in a while. Get some more excessive use out of my Xbox.
I have played close to 8 days of cod4
It might be 11, I don’t remember. I got a lot of play out of it though. I heard its a little faster paced. I’m not big on buying games immediately but this one looks like a good one to pick up now.
Well worth the dough
I’ve already put about 8-10 hrs in it. The single player is a lot better, the multiplayer is better, the maps are better, I haven’t even tried the Spec Ops yet
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
I don't see it, personally
Afghan is similar to one in WaW, but for the most part they are unique, I love that stuff blows up in the level, glass breaks, the levels are lot more destructable.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
I haven't seen much of the stuff blow up.
Minus Cars. I’m telling you they took some elements of levels and placed them in the new ones. My friends and I all noticed it.
What did you want them to do, put it on Mars?
Of course certain things will be replicated, but it’s facets of the levels, not the levels themselves. They didn’t need to re-invent the wheel, just spice it up a little bit.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
That is what I said.
I have no problem with it though just something I noticed. I love the care packages.
I'm assuming that game is why this place was dead yesterday.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 11, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Also
Perez is having the same surgery upton just had last year and Fat Catcher is also having a surgery in his left elbow.
Why do you kill threads????
I hope they give both a shit-ton of HGH and steroids to help them "heal"
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
But we're the rays
We don’t smoke, We don’t Chew, we don’t drink, and we don’t do needles.
Why do you kill threads????
HGH comes in chewable tablet form now, Sly Stallone will tell you all about it.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
So I need some classes to take.
Out of Geography, history, sociology, urban studies, communications, and criminology. Any suggestions?
I loved sociology.
Geography is boring as shit. I love History so, I would chose History.
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by thebaddancingraysfan on Nov 11, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Oooo. Urban Studies!
Unless it’s about Sociology and not Architecture. If that’s the case, nevermind.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 11, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I experienced a bit of a derive one time in Gainesville high off my ass.
It was pretty delightful, though Gainesville doesn’t have a lot of fun architecture.
No. This campus needs a rejuvenation.
This month’s copy of Arch. Record was all about Universities building like crazy right now. UF needs new buildings all over the place.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 11, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Also when the campus was founded in 1853.
I’d say the mean build date for campus buildings around here is 1965.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 11, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
UCF has to be one of the more modern campuses in the country
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
But as far as design goes, USF has the most significant buildings for a university in Florida.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 11, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure the bars on the windows to keep all the convicts in plays a part in that.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
The French Fries on the Set
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 11, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
He was licking the sculpture.
The snosberries taste like snosberries!
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 11, 2009 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
My schedule is going to be hella boring
Chemistry, Bio, Accounting, (fill in blank), perhaps even another
Livejournal.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 11, 2009 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Also, Brady Quinn quit his gay job and is back quarterbacking for the Browns.
Raheem Morris > Eric Mangini, at least.
I AM SUTTREE. I WILL SAVE THIS THREAD.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 11, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Make sure to wax the pole first.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 11, 2009 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Happy Veterans day.
Thank you to anyone who has served in the Military.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Nov 11, 2009 12:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Those bitches need to stop taking days off and come pick up my God Damn trash.
Seriously. I wish the trash was running today, I forgot about it and I have far too much of it now.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/spi/
ESPN attempts to determine who the best teams are at the international level.
England at number three is a joke, as per usual. Not that England isn’t overwhelming with talent, but their chief center halves (Terry, Ferdinand) are either out of form or in decline (Terry being overrated to begin with), they still have a Lampard/Gerrard problem (that isn’t going away, even with Fabio Capello), and other than Rooney, they don’t have a legit striker. Argentina, even with ridiculous Maradona as the manager, should be third. They ooze class at every single position.
And the fact that the United States is 14th is outrageous.
I wish Nate's heart were still in baseball
But look at the ragtag team of dimwits he left BPro to. The man is extremely intelligent, but not infallible.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 11, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
It only APPEARS that I kill threads since I come when they're slowing down/dying.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
GOD.
You fold your toilet paper, don’t you?
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 11, 2009 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
You know what I'm talking about.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 11, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously though, you're leadin was beyond awful.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
"My name is Peter Brady and I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties."
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
There's a ~30% chance I die from whatever the hell I caught.
Which somehow brought this question to my mind: what are the actual odds of dying on any given day?
Is there an insurance agent in the house?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Insurance (Risk Management) was one of my dual majors at school
I am but a baseball blogger
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IF MAGIC CAN BEAT IT, YOU CAN BEAT IT.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 11, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
.12% for a healthy 19-year-old male
I have no clue whether you are 19, healthy, or male, Regina Joyce Anderson
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Bitch
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
When DRB and the BBWAA agree on MVP, we know we saw a special season
Congrats Benjamin
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You're talking the local branch, right?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 11, 2009 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
So, who here
is Helpcoach:
helpcoachPosts:5100
RJ was trying to do that today on draysbay. Must be a slow day if a sarcastic letter to Omar Minaya to put down “non-stat” guys is the best he can do…
FLRN1019Posts:475
I saw that. It was pretty funny. Gotta love those statsSIGH
Why do you kill threads????
I don't know who that is, however, how was that post at all bashing non-stat guys?
It was bashing Omar. That’s it.
Plus, even the Royals employee stats guys. There aren’t any true “non-stat” teams out there.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 11, 2009 5:53 PM EST up reply actions

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