OTTOTD: Kudos to Belichick
I tip my hat to Coach Belichick for his decision to go for the short 4th down conversion. I'm tired of hearing "play the percentages" from the media talking heads. What exactly are the percentages? What is Peyton's track record of driving down the field with 1 time out and 2 minutes or less in the game? I don't care what the Aaron Brooks of the worlds track record is.
Peter King put Manning's chance of success at 35% of going 70 yards. Maybe thats right, though I would guess higher, especially at home. His article failed to mention what his chance of success is to go 30 yards. If 70 yards was 35%, I would guess 30 yards would be 60%. He is too good for the clock to be the determining factor. This was coming down to Peyton vs. the Pats D. The Pats defense was tired. 2 small yards and the game is over with 100% certainty. If they needed to go 70, the first two passes would have been to Addai and Clark for 15-20 yards a piece over the middle.
Say the Pats had a 65% chance of converting 4th down, which also seems light. If they fail, the Colts have a 65% chance of winning. The expected outcome would of a Pats victory would be 65% chance of 100% victory + 35% chance of having a 35% chance of victory which comes out to 77.25% chance of winning. Unless you think there is less than 23% chance of Peyton going 70 yards (King picks 35%), then you support Belichick's choice.
In football, coaches err on the side of caution on 4th down for fear of being criticized. I think Bill's process was sound with a bad result. The Pats D still could have stopped the Colts. Given how quickly they folded, only further justifies the coach's decision.
Thus concludes my football rant, what sayeth you?
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Great take
My thinking was similar. If you think you can get two measly yards to ice the game you do it. I’m not sure why they didn’t just run at Freeney. That dude gets thrown off the ball when it’s right at him. The only place to find a bigger set of balls is a bowling alley, it was gutsy and if they get those 2 yards, they just beat an undefeated, rival team, and he’s praised as a genius.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 11:14 AM EST reply actions
My Tweet to King
@FreeZorilla @SI_PeterKing Assume 80% chnce of Colts score on sht fld (conservative), Pats chance of victory is (65% of 100%)+(35% of 20%)=72%>65% punt
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That choice almost sealed victory for my fantasy team.
Then Addai’s run almost sealed it. Now I need 9 points from Phil Dawson. DAGGER!!!!!
Oy vey, the Browns kicker?
Odds of a Cle FG att beyond the 1st half due to score margin, 20%
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 16, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Moss/McNabb almost single-handedly won my game.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Turner, Benson, SSmith all going down in the 1st half slightly hurt my chances
Julius JOnes also on team for insult to injury
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 16, 2009 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Looks like my line
Turner and my newly acquired Cedric Benson both out before they made huge impacts, add in Nate Burleson getting absolutely nothing, having to use Tony Romo because Schuab is on a bye and my decision to stubbornly pick the Titans D because my opponent has Chris Johnson, and the net result is an 80 point blowout that was over after the 1 o’clock games.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
My alternative was Cincinatti, and considering I have Ward and their TE starting, it wasn't a better choice.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Wow, I have Benson and Burleson too.
Not a good combo. Glad I avoided the Turner injury also.
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Advanced NFL Stats used this formula:
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 11:26 AM EST reply actions
Cool thanks
When you are using one of the top 5 QBs of all time, I would not use league average stats as Peyton at home in perfect climate is far better than Lg Avg.
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 16, 2009 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
That's a point that they made in the last paragraph
They basically said that you would have to be very dishonest with the numbers to see this as anything but a “wash.”
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
FO had the best point about it.
No shame going for it, but why not spread the field and have everyone run three yard curls? Give yourself a little room for error with the routes and give Brady the chance to get the ball to an open man.
I don't.
Because now any intellectual boundaries being pushed are going to be met with “BUT THEY LOST” comments.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 16, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
I respect the Pats.
This wasn’t Pats v. Colts anyways.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 16, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
It doesn't matter what team went for it 4th and 2 last night against the Colts.
If the Panthers did it I would’ve liked it.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 16, 2009 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
If they convert
it’s A GENIUS CALL BY A GENIUS COACH. They fail and it’s a DUMB CALL BY A SUPPOSEDLY SMART COACH
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eh, 50% chance of pick six with DelHomme
I’m still bitter about his play this year
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It did "fail" in real life
but if you look objectively at the replay, when he secured the ball after the bobble, it was on his front shoulder and his back foot was only about a foot from the 30, which means the ball is clearly on the 30. It wasn’t a good spot and the official probably still wouldn’t have overturned it because of the magnitude of the play, but they made the wrong call and it still should have been a 1st down.
Tools Whore
Also, St. Pete Times, please stop giving Josh Freeman all credit for the team's improvement.
Improved offensive line play and using fully functional wide receivers (as opposed to Antonio Bryant) makes a huge difference.
Doesn't help when the d-line plays like 5 year old girls though.
DBs and LBs can only do so much when the line isn’t getting pressure.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Word.
Major props to the DBs. Sabby still generally sucks (though with signs of life), but Ronde, Tanard, and Aqib all deserve credit for holding up really well without a consistent pass rush.
Bates desperately needs to start using Hayes and Black as pass rushers, though.
2 QB pressures in 31 pass attempts.
I don’t know why we aren’t blitzing more. In the beginning of the year, it seemed we were on every play. But I guess we’re not doing it because we need all the LB help we can get in the run-game. Having said that, I think Hayes has potential but Quincy Black is the biggest ghost on the team.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
What game were you watching? Ronde came in from the corner like 8 times in an attempt to stop the run.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Hence why I asked.
That one didn’t matter but the pass interference or whatever it was later did. Also a bad snap exchange and some other things just didn’t help the Buc’s cause at the end.
It was actually a defensive hold not a pass intereference.
But they called it pass interference and that may have been worse for the Bucs than if it were holding. Holding = 10 yards, PI = spot foul.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
No idea what he did. All I saw him do was after Caddy got in, he (K2) pointed at the official
who had yet to signal TD. I see that all the time. Didnt come back to hurt us though.
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That's all I saw happen too.
But he was going at it with one of their safeties all game. Also John Lynch saying K2 has some of the best hands in the league….yeah….not really.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Hairier moobs, puke
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Black's solid with potential to be better.
He’s the strong side linebacker, they tend to unnoticed because they’re banging away with tight ends and fullbacks.
He gets overwhelmed sometimes. I’d really like to see him used more as a blitzer. He’s got the tools for it.
That is true. Outside of T-Jack and Aqib though, there have been little impact plays on the defense.
I love how people are on the “Bates must go” bandwagon because he defense is soft. They do realize we were in the Tampa-2 for the last drive right?
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
My sneaking suspicion has been we've played a lot more Tampa Two over the last few weeks without announcing it.
The said, Monte ran a lot of blitzes when he had to. It all depends on the defensive line’s talent level.
We have been playing more Tampa-2.
If I recall correctly, Julius Pepper’s was franchise tagged this year and can’t be done two years in a row right? He may be a good target in the offseason.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
He also hates Carolina.
I think he’d benefit from a change in scenery.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
16M is a lot to pay a guy to hope that a change of scenery turns him back into a monster instead of the pussy cat that he is right now
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
He's better than our DEs and we have the space.
Would I like to get someone better? Yes.
Will we be able too? Dunno.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
In the second round of the draft we should.
That kid who’s name escapes me from TCU, maybe trading back into round one for Selvie or Hardy or whoever, Dunlap, etc.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 16, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know if there is a bonafide starter in the mix there.
But I’ve told you before a 1(Suh) 2(Selvie) combo is fine by me.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Bennett and Crowder have been okay. Stylzes has been above-average.
Hovan = Bad
Sims = Even more bad
K. Moore = Needs more reps
D. Moore = Average
Wilkerson = Average
Miller = Needs more reps.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
It can be done as many times as needed.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 16, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. That's the part I wasn't sure about.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
You can be tgged two years in a row, but some teams agree not to do it.
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Sabby is awful
How many times does he come flying into the picture just to whiff on a tackle? I counted 4 yesterday and I wasnt even counting every play.
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You couldn't be wronger
On the 1st day Dominick gave us the Freeman, and yay there was much rejoicing. On the 9th week he finally started, and yay there was much rejoicing. He’s the bestest.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
He willed Chad Henne into throwing that pick.
The throw to Mo was quite nice, though. Stovall’s been good with expanded opportunities, but he has to come down with that one.
I see the sarcasm here
but I think he’s alright. I dont see him as the savior of the Bucs like some people do. He does some good things, and follows it up with some crap like not getting rid of the ball, sliding short of the marker or throwing from his back foot into trople coverage
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No it's more that just the media says poised for any young QB with some success
It’s hilarious. I have enjoyed watching Freeman I think he can be pretty good. Obviously he has to fix somethings but what QB doesn’t? (Peyton Manning)
See: 2 INTs and 7 fumbles in 2 games.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
UNFNole made a post on this the other day.
I agree. Freeman has already been much better than I thought. He is still struggling with reading defenses, which was the big knock against him. Im not saying he sucks, but I need to see that improve before I say he’s anywhere close to being the real deal.
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Anybody watching Ben Bernanke flap his gums?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 12:44 PM EST reply actions
When Greenspan got out while the getting was good,
the guy that came in 3rd to replace him did his undergrad work at UCF. UCF Economics FTMFW, smitches!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Smart move, elastic puppet strings lose their springiness with too much use.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Q & A time, anybody that cares about money should be watching.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Caleb Sturgis can suck Barth's dick.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 16, 2009 12:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Matt Bryant: 2-10 from 50+
Connor Barth: 3-3?
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Ha, I watched the UF game (FSU fan though)
and about peed (Peeed?) myself when Sturgis kept missing.
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Probably true. :(
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
He'll lose the SECCG or (GOD forbid they make it that far) the NCCG
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Seriously, Bobby. Go Away.
Fuck you, Dolphin.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Thats bold talk coming from an Ohio State fan.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Totally didn't expect us to be in a Rose Bowl this year.
If UF doesn’t win the Natty Title it’s a failure of a year for them.
This would be amazing
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Seriously, Bobby. Go Away.
Wats goin on?
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Seriously, Bobby. Go Away.
Yay, I have to pick up my mommy to take her to the hospital because she has a massive floater in her eye.
BUY GUISE
Ew
SRQMAN Fat Bastard left a floater
/British accent that made millions of dollars
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Expected Value calculator for belichick call based on your own projections
http://belichick-decision.heroku.com/
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FOOTBALL IS PLAYED ON THE FIELD!! BELICHICK IS AN ARROGANT PRICK, WORST COACHING DECISION I’VE EVER SEEN!!
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 16, 2009 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
This is a good litmus test though.
Those who swear by conventional wisdom are annoying.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 16, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
This has been more infuriating for me than any baseball argument
I’ve torn some close friends to shreds today.
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I don't even mind that not everyone gets expected values
Its the attitude with which they criticize the decision that pierces my skin. On NBC allt hey talked about was bad move, you have to play the percentages. NBC had no idea what the percentages were! Then theres the psychological crowd which thinks the defense failed b/c Beli displayed a lack of confidence in them thereby filling them with their own doubts. Ugh.
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You're preaching to the choir.
People are so close-minded about things like this it’s amazing. Look at how often the Pats go for it on fourth down too, I love that. Tradition and “conventional knowledge” are excuses. Who is that one Lions coach (I think) who won the toss in OT and sent his defense out with the strong wind at their backs? That wasn’t too stupid, but it failed and he got killed.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 16, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
It's Matt Millen's fault
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't on board with the call at first, but the numbers don't lie, smart gutsy call by Belichick.
Belichick calculator wins again
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
He wishes he was Bud Adams, instead of a guy heating up hot dogs in his microwave for lunch
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Not enough people are named 'nevin'. It's the new devin.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Jon Gruden signs multiyear deal with ESPN.
UGHHHHHHH
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Collecting dual paychecks for the next 3 years FTW
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT, THIS GUY IS ONE HELL OF A COMMENTATOR.
YOU KNOW I LIKE TO CALL HIM? THE THREAD MURDERER. HE IS A SERIAL THREAD KILLER.
Look at those big guys out there getting all fired up
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Frankly, I think he's excellent in the booth.
And I wouldn’t mind if he stayed in there and never ever came out.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
The dollar is getting crushed
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 2:36 PM EST reply actions
Lowest level since August 08
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=DX-Y.NYB
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
So now is not the best time to escape on a floating door to The Netherlands, huh.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
It's a good time if you run an export company
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Dude always gets hit
One more facet of his skill set. This is his third plunk this fall. He gets plunked more than Navi walks.
Dude always gets hit
One more facet of his skill set. This is his third plunk this fall. He gets plunked more than Navi walks.
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According to TMZ, Brock Lesnar is on the virge of death and my never fight again due to his mystery disease that isn't Cancer or HIV.
I’m betting on Baldellitis.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I WANT TO TAKE JOSH FREEMAN INSIDE OF ME.
F DA HATAS.
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This is my second day off of class.
Yesterday I went to Kennedy Space Center. Fucking amazing. After class is over, the OTTOTDs are pretty dead.
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Yeah. Cool, but the Mission to Mars one at Epcot was better.
They have a Saturn V rocket on display for the 40th anniversary of Apollo 11 mission. Really something.
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THAT’S HOW BIG TIME ROCKETS GET BIG TIME THINGS DONE FOR THE NATIONAL AERONAUTICS AND SPACE ADMINISTRATION.
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I'd say bulgy.
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Your fat flares up when exposed to oxygen.
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It also accelerates my metabolism, which is why I eat so much.
In conclusion, it’s not fat, it’s an optical illusion.
Does your insurance cover runaway ingestion?
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Should I ever explode from overconsumption, there will be a nice pay out for my kids.
Also, how much longer you have your classes for? I’m supposed to be in that region Friday.
/stalker’d
I actually have the whole day off on Friday.
Hook it up.
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TF2 ALL IN YA FACE.
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shut down by SRQ
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Well, we also aren't going to be gaming.
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Aren't you like 18?
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So the song remains the same.
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Shhhhhh, you're gonna blow it man
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
With dice.
BALLA.
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Fuck and yes.
Oh, I changed my character’s eyes to gray eyes. They were blue eyes, but now I want them to be gray eyes.
I'll find a way to work it into the campaign.
Like, you find some whack mushrooms on your way through the Chondalwood and they change your eye color and comeliness skill by +3.
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That is really going to foul up your alignment, brah.
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The colleague I'm here with is an insane Juventus fan
So, you should do all you can to rile his shit up. He gets super pissed. Good times.
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IT'S THE WIND
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
That's enough for P Brady to jizz in your ear.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
ear pussies
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
A friend's dad is a doctor.
One time a guy came to him with questions about the green substance in his ear.
Turns out it was gonorrhea.
HE TOLD ME THAT I HAD DR./CLIENT PRIVELAGES
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
Deflated or inflated?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
Not me then
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Only footballs deflate ass fags
get it right
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
For example if I am pasting a set of bullet points but want them in one cell
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How are they set up currently?
Typically, you can do the foloowing formula to join words, sentences, etc.:
=a2&" “&b2&” "&etc.
The " " is necessary to get a space between the sentences or whatever.
This conversation oozes sex.
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Miss Kitty?
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I've been out of OTTOTD action too long.
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what about multiple lines, can a cell have multiple lines?
Im trying to help a friend so I dont really have a sheet. Hes trying to paste bullets for repairs needed into one row, where each column is a different apt unit
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hmmm
It can do multiple lines. This sounds like a mess. I have no idea what he wants.
So right now it’s multiple bulleted points in multiple cells, and he wants to put all the bulleted points for each apt. in the same cell? Why would he want them in the same cell?
hes pasting from word, in word it reads as a list of 3 bullets
when he pastes it goes into 3 cells
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What I would try:
Copy>Paste Special>Transpose
Then they’ll be in a row.
Then do =a2&" "& etc.
See how the formatting looks. I think if he messes with that it sahould work.
You didn't know that
Noob
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
RDRR
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
This was my suggestion that was swatted away
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On a serious note, I've been really pleased with Freeman, but let's not go annoiting him the savior yet.
He’s averaging a couple bad decisions a game, which isn’t any improvement over Josh Johnson and he’s gotten a little lucky that they haven’t become turnovers.
I have seen him play one quarter of football. 3rd v GB. So I have no real opinion.
Just getting swept up by the stats and Gene Deckerhoff’s narration. I read that yesterday’s INT wasn’t even his fault.
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The INT was a completely hideous call that should have been either a first down completion or an incompletion.
Somehow they ruled it an interception after review. It pretty much lost us the game.
That said, he had two throws later that could have easily been picked. He’s great and terrible from one play to the next. Better than Sanchez, though.
Who expected otherwise at this point? He hasn't even been a starter for a month.
It appears, though, that he’s much better than originally thought.
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His field vision and accuracy have been really impressive.
His mobility is overplayed, but he is capable of picking up first downs. All in all, it’s pretty exciting to watch.
It's more impressive because that was the knock on him.
And I can recall quite a few dropped passes in the second half (K2, Clayton) yesterday. According to Deck, they were catchable.
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K2's was the worst.
Right to his hands. Stovall should have come up with a big catch late in the game, but couldn’t pull it through. Nice fade from Freeman, too, though he should have put it on the front shoulder.
UNCLE RAW DOIN WORK.
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Our play has gotten better since no music in practice
This is now what I will base all success on
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Anybody have any knowledge on how to get a M-Audio Fast Track Pro set up in FL Studio?
Sign lady must die.
I would like to but I can't get it set up in anything but Ableton.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
I think I figured it out.
It was a pain in the ass but I had to download some third party ASIO drivers because my sound card didn’t support them.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 16, 2009 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
From a KSK reader email.
First of all I have no idea how we lost that game. Like no fucking clue. Like you can’t dominate a game more than we did and lose.
How come no NFL fan remembers than MNF game where Pey Pey murdered us for three scores in three minutes? Tony Dungy referenced it on the pre-game show, but everyone was like, “Uhhhh….”. Last night’s game had nothing on the one from a few years back.
OWAH LAWSSES AH WARSE THAN YAR LAWSSES.
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Pretty much sunk the franchise for a while. Like, surfacing is still TBD.
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I remember it, the drunken viewing party at my apt went outside and tore a picket fence to shreds with bats, chairs, punches and kicks
It’s been all downhill since then
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Progressing nicely, actually
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Not yet, but we talked about reading yesterday
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
I bet it's Catcher in the Rye or the Great Gatsby or whatever was the last book she read in high school.
Man, I really hate Great Gatsby.
WHAT THE…IS THAT TGN1’S MUSIC?
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Usually, when I mention something literary, he divebombs me about my incompetency.
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You couldn't find Tolstoy with 2 hands and a flashlight
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
Bitch hates anything anyone else likes.
“Oh, you like Hamlet? Yeah, well, Christopher Marlowe was a better playwrite, NO ONE DENIES THIS.”
You're giving him masturbation material
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
That bitch is fucking scared
MY K/D in MW2 is 1.01 now. It was .75 when he was hating on me. I got my swagga back
I'm back up to .95 after foolishly playing drunk out of my mind the other night.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
I went crazy last night. I'd say I went +200.
I had it going on and got off the game before I was terrible.
I'm about to drop a tactical nuke on this subthread
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
so pumped
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So this is what being a eunich is like
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Doubtful 2x
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
I can't remember, I quickly changed the topic to favorite Goosebumps novels before I got exposed as the fraud that I am
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Goosebumps novels and favorite UFC undercards.
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Now I remember, the closest she came was saying that she loves the Twilight series for having the greatest love story ever
I told her that I would pass
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
At least it confirms that she never had a penis
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Always the bridesmaid/groomsman never the bride/groom
on that one
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
It's a shame, you guys were really a match made in heaven.
She got to pretend she was really a woman, and you got the pleasure of sucking on her penis.
Which no longer had any active nerve endings from the repeated mutilation visited upon it with a potato masher and a car door.
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I can still dream, can't I
Let the record show that I love the vosh.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, Christ.
On a related note: I am FB friends with a girl I used to work with in college. Smoking hot. Her recent status updates have been imploring all Twilight fans purchase Team Edward or Team Jacob from her for $12 (!!!!) to be adequately dressed for this weekend’s movie opening.
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Oh, she designed the shirts herself.
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.... so, what's her name?
I’m just curious, that’s all. Not opening facebook and checking my bank account at all.
Rinna Jane Anderson
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Explains the picture of Andrew Friedman with a heart drawn around of it.
Also, the Carl Crawford Vag Bat™
A fleshlight molded from the distinctive grip of BJ Upton's right hand.
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Even the most rational, intelligent woman has a pea-sized brain
It’s a fact
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Or worse, that she forgave him and can now admit that she liked it a little?
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I'm not that impressed
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
ATTN fatasses:
I had a pizza today with pesto sauce instead of marinara. It was unbelievable.
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mmm
even though i’m not fat at all
Gerald Wallace is the best player the Bobcats will have..... EVER
Butter up that bacon
bacon up that sausage
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Wait til you progress to syrup instead of sauce
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
M&M shavings instead off cheese.
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of*
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You love nuts in your mouth
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
How do we get financing for Diabetes Hut?
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I'll take out a massive insurance claim that will come into affect after I die from testing all the recipes.
We need to insure your colon at Lloyd's for 12 mil.
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belichek is a fag and the Patriots are some ass
nuff said go bolts!
Gerald Wallace is the best player the Bobcats will have..... EVER
Stephen Jackson is now a Bobcat
good fun and running into the stands fan fights to come………. not to mention throwing of beer cups
Gerald Wallace is the best player the Bobcats will have..... EVER
Bailey wins RotY
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 16, 2009 6:03 PM EST reply actions
Haha these niggas sweatin me so hard
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
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