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OTTOTD: The Where Is Everybody Edition

You see, the night that Corky walked into the Blue Bottle, and before he knows what's happening, Bob here takes a shot at him! And he misses, 'cause he's so damn drunk. Now that bullet whizzing by panicked old Corky, and he did the wrong thing. He went for his gun in such a hurry that he shot his own damn toe off. Meantime Bob here, he's aiming real good, and he squeezes off another, but he misses, because he's still so damn drunk, and he hits this thousand-dollar mirror up over the bar. And now, the Duck of Death is as good as dead. Because Corky does it right. He aims real careful, no hurry, and... BAM! That Walker Colt blew up in his hand, which was a failing common to that model. You see, if old Corky had had two guns instead of just a big dick, he'd would have been there right to the end to defend himself.

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Oh snap! CP3 > Rondo
After the game, Paul pursued Rondo toward the Celtics’ locker room and had to be blocked by Boston assistant coaches.

“Rondo is a lucky guy, to play with guys like Pierce, [Ray] Allen and [Kevin] Garnett,” Paul, who scored 22 points with eight assists, said with a sly smile.

Asked if that was meant as a slight toward Rondo, the two-time All-Star said, “No, no. He is a great point guard and he’s a champion. It’s my hope to achieve that.”

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 11:07 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

A-Rod can't talk now, he's in a room full of people.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's like a Twilight Zone episode

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Uncharted 2 is redic.

Best movie I’ve seen all year.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:38 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I need to play it more.

I really enjoyed the little I played I just haven’t been near my PS3 enough.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

For once, videogame/CGI characters don't look totally soulless. And the story is cooler so far.

The actual movie should be based on this plot rather than the first.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you ever play MGS?

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

partially correct

I liked the series though. One of the games (maybe MGS2) was way too much movie, not enough game play, but most struck a decent balance.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you play MGS4?

I got about 3/4 of the way done and then was so annoyed with the part of the game I was on and the ongoing cut scenes that I gave up.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Played it, beat it, liked it (not loved it)

Was good, liked the new environment.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have it

But I’ve got so much work piled up I can’t get to it until this weekend

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Haven't checked the final tally yet, too busy posting on Buc Em

Do you have our head-to head?

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

I just no I got killed on my bets, so I assume I got killed by you.

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's ok.

I had a bad weekend too except for the NBA which I am probably moving exclusively too now.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow 8-1

Winners: STL, Oak, Hou, Chi, Phil, Tenn, Dal, Bal
Loser: Indy

Thats a big enough win to lock up the season race

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank god they did.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 11:54 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I felt bad for you.

I was pulling for Wake.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ditto

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Such a bad way to lose.

This and the BC loss (fumble on first and goal in OT when they had already kicked a FG) are just dreadful ways to keep yourself out of a bowl.

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Brett Favre > the world.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 11:58 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Until he turns into an INT machine toward the end of the season

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I'm talking about

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Touchdown Vulture Brett Favre

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking stupid that he gets credit for that win. He had 83 yards passing to start the 4th quarter.

Peterson was superhuman and without that Harvin KR in the 4th, I’m not sure MIN wins it.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's just happy it's over, though.

After all that shit Green Bay put him through, it just feels good. He just wants to play the game.

by Suttree on Nov 2, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And fertilize enormous tracts of the midwest.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The McDouble costing only $1?

Brett Favre.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Christmas?

Brett Favre

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Next up? Solving the gas crisis.

And there won’t be a green energy bubble if Brett Farve has anything to do about it.

by Suttree on Nov 2, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BRETT FAVRE SOLVES WORLD HUNGER AND CURES AIDS

NEXT SPORTSCENTER

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He brings Hannah Storm to climax three times - LIVE at 11PM following the WAC Conference Title game!

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

30 for 30: Stormgasms Per Minute

Produced by Bill Simmons
Gaffer’d by Bill Simmons

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And stuff it to Ted Thompson

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The O-line the Packers have is 100% on Thompson. IMO.

You can’t be that far under the salary cap and run that line out there if you think you’re going to make the playoffs.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Aren't they all banged up?

Sidenote – Rodgers is my favorite non-Buc.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

When the Favre-saga first went down I hated Rogers. It was for no real reason, really.

But his whole career has been a no-win situation and he’s handled it prefectly every step of the way. I have so much respect for him now.

He’s going to (already is) be a great QB. I feel bad for him playing behind that line.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I dont mind him, but he takes 2-3 sacks a game that are on him.

He’s like Roethlisberger minus the ability to shed a tackler.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Minus the sick defense, top receivers (Driver is slightly above average and the rest of them aren't that great; TEs suck), competent ground game, and competent coaching.

So, not really at all like BEN.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Funny you say that because all my friends back home

think Jennings is a legit #1 WR…maybe top 7-10 in the NFL.

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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think he throws the prettiest passes in the league.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He'll be a perrenial MVP ontender if he survives that line

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Peterson will be the actual reason the Vikings do anything special

but we all know who will get the credit….

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not context sensitive, either.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I actually squealed yesterday watching one of his runs.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, given that Sage or TJ would have been their starting QB had 4 not came to town I'd say he should get some (not all) of the credit.

There is a very good chance the Vikings lose that game with either of those two under center.

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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't go THAT far.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lulz

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I suddenly want to throat fuck you with a butcher knife.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting.

NO WARHAWK ON WARHAWK CRIMEZ, MAN!!

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You know, his waffling did get old (this coming from a Favre fan)

but the stupid media makes it even worse. He didn’t ask for a “Favre-cam”

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is there really no one here who actively watches Mad Men?

It got a little dusty in the Suttree home last night.

by Suttree on Nov 2, 2009 11:59 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I should watch it, but I don't

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

DJ Hero, Fallout 3, or Dragon Age? I can only afford one.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:59 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Fallout 3

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

better yet

MODERN WARFARE 2 11.10.09

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have a PS3

So I don’t give a damn

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry they will take something from you

PC they took dedicated serves and XBL they took party chats.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm used to COD w/o dedicated servers

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I buy 4 games a year, man.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which

The Bucs are officially on the clock.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If you had to pick one, which happens first

Bucs win a game, or Succaneers gets launched?

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Succaneers gets launched

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Aw, c'mon

2010 isn’t THAT far off

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank Christ.

In the NFL, if you aren’t over .500, then go for 0.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bucs need to become first franchise with multiple winless seasons (post-merger)

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Depends on what/who they got

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

An extra 2nd round pick

and Berry or Suh could reasonably be expected to still be there.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rebuilding the defense first?

Smart idea

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

DRAFT TEBOW

IT’LL WORK

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. Trade down with Cleveland or Kansas City

Get another 2nd Rounder
Draft Berry or Suh
Profit?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If Patrick Robinson is still available in Round 2

TAKE HIM

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm hopeful that he will slip to early second round to us.

If he’s gone, we should seriously take a look at Selvie.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If the Bears weren't so screwed on both DL and OL

I’d like us to take him

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly. I know as much as Mel Kiper right now.

But it’s fun to speculate.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fixed
Exactly. I know as much as Mel Kiper right now.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also true.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's the best corner in the nation and it's not close.

He doesn’t fall out of the first.

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Nov 2, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That is what I hope we do.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The fan backlash would be awful

The average Bucs fan doesnt understand the need to stockpile talent on a team like this (much like average Rays fans dont understand the need to re-stock the pipeline from time to time.)

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They listened to Sileo for some goddamned reason.

I hope they don’t either.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bold statement

Unfortuntely, I can’t come up with anyone to top him right now.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I take in pride in never listening to him or Ron & Ian.

Minimal time listening to Duemig/Peterson, although the fact that Duemig has tried learning more about baseball analysis has changed my opinion on his effort level.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 12:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Minimal time listening to Duemig/Peterson

means at least a little. I just put on my Ipod or XM radio.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hell to the no.

Mostly music. I do enjoy the NHL radio station and I will listen to ESPN radio which is meh but whatever.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I got XM so I could listen to the MLB Home Plate.

Then I got pissed when I found out I’d have to listen to Dibble in afternoon drive time.

He’s so bad.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's 100% in the "if you didn't play you don't know shit" camp.

I’m more than okay with people who don’t live by SABRmetrics if they can make somewhat reasonable points.

He can not do this.

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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I listen to them because I like being angry.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Cat has to get ratings.

He and Tommy are always texting, so he’s got some interest.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 12:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BASEBALL BLOG TURF WAR

THIS SHIT IS ON

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure he thinks I'm a huge dick.

Instead of trying to understand the advanced analysis he thinks I hate baseball and am angry at the world.

Whatever. Other Times employees love the site and have asked me questions about the Rays and baseball stats before. Tough luck for him to live with anger over something so silly as a MVP award.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 12:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, you hate everything good

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No point.

He’s shown in the past he won’t credit this site by name. I’m going to do my grind with or without his fake-ass support.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 12:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me you just flexed the bill on your The City hat just now.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Was at Paddy Burke's for first time Friday night

Left UFL game at halftime to watch USF. Place was empty (both UFL and Paddy’s)

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you're a huge dick and I visit this site every day.

Also, I’m Marc Topkin.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also the public facebook account.

God bless Google.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 12:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Public Facebook account = Attention Whore

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

??

?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's not me either. Just an outstanding coincidence.

Guy seems like a bag.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You son of a bitch.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Now you owe me for the 82% of my garlic parm fries you inhaled.

WUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You didn't look like you could afford breakfast.

I mean, you bought beer with cash. What is this? Darfur?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'M SORRY I AM JEWDICIOUS WITH MY MONEY.

Is that a crime, Drays Bay user “PlayOnWords”? If that’s even your real name.

by Suttree on Nov 2, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That guy you met was actually a stand in.

I was the ginger bartender who loves ice in his beer.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Other than the conversation in which P Brady was referred to as a "potential catamite", that was my favorite part.

The stunned reaction from your stand in, not even being able to say,“Uh, no thanks” was saccharine.

by Suttree on Nov 2, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It was amazing.

Here was a pure Irishman who drinks alcohol like my 102 pound whitebread fiance.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Does Tommy ever get any drunk texts from Duemig?

“i cl lil spoon 2nite Derrick lolwut”

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You could even pick up that extra second and flip it for a younger player.

I don’t want to do that with the picks we have now, but if you can obtain a high 1st rounder and mid 2nd rounder for our first and leverage that into an impact draftee and a young guy with upside, it may be worth it.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What if you can move down to 3 and still get him?

or if by some stroke of luck we end up with the 2nd pick and he goes #1?

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I completely agree. He could destroy his knee between then and now

or the Bucs could win enough games to move them out of last. A lot will change. This is football’s version of rosterbation.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Always felt bad for the Bucks.

Orlando got Dwight, Cleveland got LeBron, Milwaukee got … Bogut.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Could be worse

Could be the Clippers

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Let Me Take U To Da Movies

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 2, 2009 12:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

No

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Assclown Studio's Presents

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiN4RliVQeM

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 2, 2009 12:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You should be ashamed of yourself

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 2, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lolgators

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Effective, too

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Considering they basically said as much.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Praise the Lord

and by the Lord I mean Tim Tebow

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

All QB wildcat.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It really would be.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

I wanna watch another UF QB fall flat on his face!

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TE*

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds an awful lot like a theory posted around here or BE at some point.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.bucem.com/2009/11/2/1111201/questionable-decisions-already

/self promotion

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

For some reason, Freeman's schedule this past week really bugs me.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Untrue.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 12:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay.

Freeman QB Rating 2006: 103.45 vs Tebow QB Rating 2006: 201.83 (Limited Reps)
Freeman QB Rating 2007: 127.26 vs Tebow QB Rating 2007: 172.47
Freeman QB Rating 2008: 136.48 vs Tebow QB Rating 2008: 172.34

Freeman Comp. Pct. 2006: 51.9 vs Tebow Comp. Pct. 2006: 66.7 (Limited Reps)
Freeman Comp. Pct. 2007: 63.3 vs Tebow Comp. Pct. 2007: 66.9
Freeman Comp. Pct. 2008: 58.6 vs Tebow Comp. Pct. 2008: 64.4

Tebow was better all three years in both stats in a tougher conference than Freeman. I know you’re gonna say “Well yeah that was with better players at UF.” That’s a slippery slope fallacy and you can’t prove that either.

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by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I just don't understand.

If someone questioned my work ethic and told me I wasn’t ready I’d put in a TON of extra time preparing. The fact that Morris or Olson didnt ask him to stay behind (maybe they did, I just didnt hear it) confuses me too.

This is your first start, get off on the right foot.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Barring there being a one of a kind can't miss prospect, drafting kickers should be viewed the same way it is in fantasy football

Late in the draft, or hitting the wire

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

A can't miss prospect like

Mike Nugent.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm agreeing with you.

Attend Sarcasm on the Internet 101 at the University of Phoenix.com, please, DRB User “Buc Wild”.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I wanna sign up for that

I need an easy “A”

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My apologies

I have taken that class and did well, but I see you slept through the ALL CAPS = SARCASM portion.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was depressed that semester.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Lupe has a new mixtape coming.

Apparently MTV really pissed him off by not including him on the top MC’s list. Seems below him, but whatever gets him back recording is fine.

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He needs to release Lasers already

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Lupe sucks.

He wrote a rap song about Skateboarding and then played it on Gossip Girl or The OC.

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't let dumbass Tv shows ruin good music

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gossip Girl/OC != Good TV

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gossip Girl/OC=Good TV!

Your punctuation is poor.

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I am going to have to respectively disagree with you, good sir

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's an alumnus.

Alumni is plural. DO YOU NOT GO TO COLLEGE?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you bother listening to the rest of the god damned song?

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

O_o

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Look of confusion

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like old Lil Wayne.

Lupe is overrated white people rap. I’ll pass. I’m just waiting for the sweet Asther Roth/Lupe single!

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Barely...

That doesn’t mean I have to like white people rap does it?

Kanye=meh
Lupe=meh
Drake= teh suck

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 1:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Only song I know of Drake is "Forever"

Lupe I enjoy. Kanye is getting annoying though. His old stuff is awesome.

Then again I mostly listen to Wu-Tang, Tupac, Biggie, Dre, Eminem.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 1:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They are all awesome.

Well Dre isn’t awesome on the mic, but he makes up for it.

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 1:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This is one of the dumber things you have ever uttered

Them boys are icons

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 2, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry they aren't one of my favorites.

I get that they are good I just don’t listen to a bunch of it.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 1:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well until you do, your thinking privileges are revoked.

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 2, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Depends which

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And I have all their albums.

Player’s Ball, Ms. Jackson, Hey Ya, Way you move, ATLiens, and southernplayalisticcadillacmuzik

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Stankonia?

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N'ermind

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PB- FreeZo's HS anthem

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 1:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Are these Xbox Live handles?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 1:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pepperonisplosion!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 1:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

this is likely common knowledge round ehre

but erin drewes is not gf of tebow, correct?

by daveh33 on Nov 2, 2009 12:57 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I like camera angles

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mom?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pitcure ruined by giant douche to the left

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

*Picture

God damn, I need more sleep

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

to be fair

you were distracted

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Is "erin drewes" this boobs chick or did you misspell Erin Andrews?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's amazing how much Suttree thinks about P Brady.

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Internet is available on most mobile phones, though

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, shit

Sucks for him

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Crap, you weren't kidding

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 1:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

oh wow

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 2:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a livejournal entry.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Part of the RJ Anderson Summer Slowdown f/ 3 articles a day

Hustle, you got the love

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I wrote an essay about baseball and communism yesterday that I have no intentions of publishing.

And I’m working on getting another freelance gig for this month. So that leaves me with enough writing time to entertain my favorite readers.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll hire you to write for my website.

www.80085.com

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sidebar

How is this not a real website? That would be an awesome blog name. Buy this domain for me, kericr.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Banned

Oops, wrong site.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

2 DRB posts on BE in 1 day

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I was, two DRB posters on BE in one day

I had to change the skivvies I was so excited.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently, Dennis Hickey was overruled during the Grullen regime almost 100% of the time.

That one time he was listened to? 2007.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

overruled regarding draft picks*

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's the Bucs director of scouting.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That has to be a crappy job

You know they get over ruled a bunch and the times their picks are used they hold all the liability with none of th payoff.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My sweet little sister Charlie Campbell from PR.com

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Welp after peer-reviewing three Literary Analysis essays I have no hope left for humanity.

Just compounds on my theory that things are too easy for humans these days and all the weak ones that would not have survived natural selection are now living past their intended uses thus corrupting the gene pool.

Sign lady must die.

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Bartly, The Scrivner

Bartleby was a character in himself. His answer to almost everything was "I prefer not

to". Bartleby, The Scrivener written by Herman Melville was quite an interesting story. I

believe that the meaning of the story could be quite a few things, however I’ve chosen

one and will elaborate on it. Upon doing all the research there were many different

reasons for different people and all of the criticism was not the same. I believe Bartleby

was there to serve as an example and to teach the others in the office of how to obtain a

good temperament. The lawyer hires Bartleby because of the way he carries himself; only

later to find out how troublesome Bartleby is, and now the lawyer has to figure out how to

get rid of Bartleby.

Bartleby by far was very different from the others; his whole demeanor was different,

from the way he dressed, to the way he worked ("He ran a day and night line, copying by

sun-light and candle-light." (pg. 1098), and even his whole attitude; Ginger Nut said it

best "I think, sir, he’s a little luny." (pg. 1100)The lawyer was very confused as to why

Bartleby acted as he did; not wanting to do anything but write and then at one point

wanted to do nothing at all but stay in his "hermitage." The lawyer had some what of a

temper himself and did not quite understand what Bartleby’s problem was.

The lawyer believed Bartleby to be somewhat of a sign sent from God to test his

faith. I believe that this is somewhat true. Everyone in the office had some type of issue

with the way they controlled their temper, Bartleby was the only one that kept it cool no

matter the pressure from the others. Although the lawyer started to feel sorry for Bartleby

he tried to fire him in a nice gesterly way so that he would not fell badly about doing so.

 

The lawyer struggled with the decision to get rid of him, he even started to second

guess himself. Why not get rid of Bartleby? He became a lazy person or should I say a fly on the wall. The lawyer really badgered himself hard about the right way to go about it.

What would be morally right? What would be right in the eyes of God? How could the

lawyer does this in a way where he could earn brownie points with the man up above

(God)? He tried and failed once and finally decides what to do but it back fired. He then

did what was not only morally right but spiritually right.

Bartleby was there for a lesson, a lesson in knowing how to treat others, not so much

as morally right, but doing what is right from the heart. It hurt the lawyer to let him go

because he had no where to go. But in all reality what was the lawyer to do? He refused to

work and earn a living, he wanted to do nothing. In all reality though he was never really

hurting anyone, he was a little creepy but he stayed to himself. What would one do in a

situation such as his? Bartleby taught a silent lesson in how we should treat one

another. The lawyer’s problem was finally solved; Bartleby was no longer connected to

him, he had rid of Bartleby for good now.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 2:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This was directly copied.

Even the misspelled title.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 2:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Before reading, what grade/year is this?

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This is from a Junior level Literature class.

Advanced American Literature from 1895 – Present

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This is from a UF student?

Why was I so intimidated to apply there?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps your vag played a part in it

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 2:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Or the fact that I took algebra 5 times.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I switched my minor specifically to avoid accounting.

Boy, I was a terrible student.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My roommate is a construction management major.

They have to take some fucked up accounting.

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If you need a tutor

check Craigslist.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I bought an elliptical machine off of CL once.

Never used it.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I am taking it now

Its pretty easy so far.

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I can't help it

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

"The lawyer really badgered himself hard"

I badger the fuck out of myself a few times a week.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Martin Fennelly's going back to school?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I went to college. He did not. I know this.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

You know what's a badass story that I was thinking about yesterday?

Candide.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Let's not all comment at once, you fucking guttertrash neanderthals.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 2:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Voltaire is amazing, we all know this

WILL YOU GROW THE FUCK UP!?!?

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 2, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hitler wanted to eliminate them based on race, sexual orientation, etc.

I’m just saying all the stupid people alive today shouldn’t be and it sucks.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Idiocracy was true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

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by P Brady on Nov 2, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and here's the queen bee to prove it.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish you ill.

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by P Brady on Nov 2, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

AND I'M HERE

TO REMIND YOU
OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY
ITS NOT FAIR
TO DENY ME
OF THE CROSS I BEAR THAT YOU GAVE TO ME
YOU
YOU
YOU
OUGHTA KNOW

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Cut, It, Out.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What would surprise you more

Gaines Adams becoming a perennial Pro Bowler in Chicago or Josh Freeman being an above average NFL starter.(think Matt Ryan/Eli Manning/Carson Palmer, not going to blow you away, but be better than half the league)

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 3:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The first.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Schrodinger's Cat corollary?

At this point, Freeman be any of a number of things at once just due to the fact that we don’t know anything yet?

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that experiment was a little more controlled.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, but the principle remains the same doesn't it?

Freeman can be both awful and awesome at once since we haven’t opened the box yet.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The principle is that observation forces coherence. Or that's the theory.

The Freeman situation has more variables than dead or alive. He could be average, he could improve, he could suffer a terrible accident and never play. Schrodinger’s Cat was either dead or alive, or, if you subscribe fully to the idea, in a mangled superposition of both states.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was looking at the abstract of the idea

We don’t know what we have (dead or alive) until he plays the first game or so. There are more variables, but at this point, he could be any of the possible states (as could the cat) until we open the box.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The cat can only be in one of 2 states after you open the box, and 3 states total before opening the box.

Freeman can be many, and his state is still dynamic with respect to the experiment.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Right, but the point of the principle is that the "volunteer's" state is not known until you open the box

Whether it be two possible states or twenty, that state is not known until the box is opened. Freeman could be awful, bad, average, ok, great, or perfect. The cat can be dead or alive. I’m not saying Freeman has only two levels here, but saying that until the data is revealed, he is all of those things at once.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

With the exception of him being observed every day in practice

YES.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Another way of looking at the Schrodinger's Cat thought experiment is to consider Einstein's famous question

Does the moon exist even when you aren’t looking at it?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Probably Adams

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by P Brady on Nov 2, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Freeman.

Redick’s going back to the bench immediately.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 3:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I feel indifference.

He used to get more applause than anyone but Dwight, so there’s the whole “scrappy white guy” factor that annoys the smarter fans. He’s not an AWFUL player anymore, but he’s not good either.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's a legit role player

Obviously can shoot, money at the line late in games, is a gnat fighting lightweights who fly off screens, becoming better off the dribble.

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kerr deserves better than indifference

Save the indifference for Adonal Foyle

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

As an ambassador of the game

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Turner?

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Geert Hammink?

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

There it is

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

All White Magic Team

PG Skiles J-Will
SG Redick Kerr
SF RAnderson Garrity
PF Turner Tolbert
C Seikely Koncak
End of Bench/IR
Krystkowiak, Brian Evans, Hammink, Brooks Thompson, Chris Corchiani

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HA HA HA

WELL DONE, BILL. WHITEWASH. I CAN’T CONTROL MY OWN LAUGHTER.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The magic have had so many awful 1st Rd picks

Other notables:
Geert Hammink, Brian Evans, BrooksThompson,Johnny Taylor, David Vaughn, Courtney Alexander, Jeryl Sasser, Fran Vasquez, Curtis Borcardt, Reece Gaines, Fran Vasquez

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

See my comment above ^^

BUT BO OUTLAW

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think he has steadily improved, especially defensively, but he will always get completely

eliminated on the pick and roll and that means he shouldn’t be on the floor.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 2, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's probably got a few more starts left

Vince out, Pietrus sent home w flu, Shard suspended

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Vince is due back next game.

That means Nelson/Vince/Barnes/Anderson/Howard

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 3:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wally Pip maybe?

VC HAS NEVER GONE FOR 27-6-5 WITH THE MAGIC

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I hate to say it, but I'm buying into the Vince hype hardcore.

Magic haven’t had a player like him since T-Mac. I loved T-Mac.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hi first round loss, how are you?

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This is a T-Mac joke, right?

Because no matter what Vince does, I doubt the Magic lose in round one this year.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which.

Simmons book is on the way to me.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 3:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Drew Magary's account found.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome ta Earf.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

^^^new DRB tagline

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Was the JP post an emo post?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

About as emo as Will Smith in Ali.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Parents just don't understand

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 2, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fo Realz

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Why not?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Can he block AND drop everything thrown his way?

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 2, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOVE WATCHING THE PHILS IMPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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