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OTTOTD: The Where Is Everybody Edition

You see, the night that Corky walked into the Blue Bottle, and before he knows what's happening, Bob here takes a shot at him! And he misses, 'cause he's so damn drunk. Now that bullet whizzing by panicked old Corky, and he did the wrong thing. He went for his gun in such a hurry that he shot his own damn toe off. Meantime Bob here, he's aiming real good, and he squeezes off another, but he misses, because he's still so damn drunk, and he hits this thousand-dollar mirror up over the bar. And now, the Duck of Death is as good as dead. Because Corky does it right. He aims real careful, no hurry, and... BAM! That Walker Colt blew up in his hand, which was a failing common to that model. You see, if old Corky had had two guns instead of just a big dick, he'd would have been there right to the end to defend himself.

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Oh snap! CP3 > Rondo
After the game, Paul pursued Rondo toward the Celtics’ locker room and had to be blocked by Boston assistant coaches.

“Rondo is a lucky guy, to play with guys like Pierce, [Ray] Allen and [Kevin] Garnett,” Paul, who scored 22 points with eight assists, said with a sly smile.

Asked if that was meant as a slight toward Rondo, the two-time All-Star said, “No, no. He is a great point guard and he’s a champion. It’s my hope to achieve that.”

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 11:07 AM EST reply actions  

A-Rod can't talk now, he's in a room full of people.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

It's like a Twilight Zone episode

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Uncharted 2 is redic.

Best movie I’ve seen all year.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:38 AM EST reply actions  

I need to play it more.

I really enjoyed the little I played I just haven’t been near my PS3 enough.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

For once, videogame/CGI characters don't look totally soulless. And the story is cooler so far.

The actual movie should be based on this plot rather than the first.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

you ever play MGS?

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

partially correct

I liked the series though. One of the games (maybe MGS2) was way too much movie, not enough game play, but most struck a decent balance.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you play MGS4?

I got about 3/4 of the way done and then was so annoyed with the part of the game I was on and the ongoing cut scenes that I gave up.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Played it, beat it, liked it (not loved it)

Was good, liked the new environment.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I have it

But I’ve got so much work piled up I can’t get to it until this weekend

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Haven't checked the final tally yet, too busy posting on Buc Em

Do you have our head-to head?

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

I just no I got killed on my bets, so I assume I got killed by you.

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It's ok.

I had a bad weekend too except for the NBA which I am probably moving exclusively too now.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow 8-1

Winners: STL, Oak, Hou, Chi, Phil, Tenn, Dal, Bal
Loser: Indy

Thats a big enough win to lock up the season race

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Such a bad way to lose.

This and the BC loss (fumble on first and goal in OT when they had already kicked a FG) are just dreadful ways to keep yourself out of a bowl.

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Until he turns into an INT machine toward the end of the season

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

That's what I'm talking about

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Touchdown Vulture Brett Favre

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Fucking stupid that he gets credit for that win. He had 83 yards passing to start the 4th quarter.

Peterson was superhuman and without that Harvin KR in the 4th, I’m not sure MIN wins it.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He's just happy it's over, though.

After all that shit Green Bay put him through, it just feels good. He just wants to play the game.

by Suttree on Nov 2, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

And fertilize enormous tracts of the midwest.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The McDouble costing only $1?

Brett Favre.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Christmas?

Brett Favre

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Next up? Solving the gas crisis.

And there won’t be a green energy bubble if Brett Farve has anything to do about it.

by Suttree on Nov 2, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

BRETT FAVRE SOLVES WORLD HUNGER AND CURES AIDS

NEXT SPORTSCENTER

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

He brings Hannah Storm to climax three times - LIVE at 11PM following the WAC Conference Title game!

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

30 for 30: Stormgasms Per Minute

Produced by Bill Simmons
Gaffer’d by Bill Simmons

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

And stuff it to Ted Thompson

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The O-line the Packers have is 100% on Thompson. IMO.

You can’t be that far under the salary cap and run that line out there if you think you’re going to make the playoffs.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Aren't they all banged up?

Sidenote – Rodgers is my favorite non-Buc.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

When the Favre-saga first went down I hated Rogers. It was for no real reason, really.

But his whole career has been a no-win situation and he’s handled it prefectly every step of the way. I have so much respect for him now.

He’s going to (already is) be a great QB. I feel bad for him playing behind that line.

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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont mind him, but he takes 2-3 sacks a game that are on him.

He’s like Roethlisberger minus the ability to shed a tackler.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Minus the sick defense, top receivers (Driver is slightly above average and the rest of them aren't that great; TEs suck), competent ground game, and competent coaching.

So, not really at all like BEN.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny you say that because all my friends back home

think Jennings is a legit #1 WR…maybe top 7-10 in the NFL.

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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he throws the prettiest passes in the league.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll be a perrenial MVP ontender if he survives that line

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Peterson will be the actual reason the Vikings do anything special

but we all know who will get the credit….

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Not context sensitive, either.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually squealed yesterday watching one of his runs.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, given that Sage or TJ would have been their starting QB had 4 not came to town I'd say he should get some (not all) of the credit.

There is a very good chance the Vikings lose that game with either of those two under center.

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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I suddenly want to throat fuck you with a butcher knife.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, his waffling did get old (this coming from a Favre fan)

but the stupid media makes it even worse. He didn’t ask for a “Favre-cam”

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I should watch it, but I don't

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

DJ Hero, Fallout 3, or Dragon Age? I can only afford one.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 11:59 AM EST reply actions  

Fallout 3

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

better yet

MODERN WARFARE 2 11.10.09

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a PS3

So I don’t give a damn

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry they will take something from you

PC they took dedicated serves and XBL they took party chats.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm used to COD w/o dedicated servers

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I buy 4 games a year, man.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

The Bucs are officially on the clock.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

If you had to pick one, which happens first

Bucs win a game, or Succaneers gets launched?

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Succaneers gets launched

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw, c'mon

2010 isn’t THAT far off

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank Christ.

In the NFL, if you aren’t over .500, then go for 0.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Bucs need to become first franchise with multiple winless seasons (post-merger)

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on what/who they got

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

An extra 2nd round pick

and Berry or Suh could reasonably be expected to still be there.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Rebuilding the defense first?

Smart idea

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

DRAFT TEBOW

IT’LL WORK

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. Trade down with Cleveland or Kansas City

Get another 2nd Rounder
Draft Berry or Suh
Profit?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

If Patrick Robinson is still available in Round 2

TAKE HIM

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm hopeful that he will slip to early second round to us.

If he’s gone, we should seriously take a look at Selvie.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If the Bears weren't so screwed on both DL and OL

I’d like us to take him

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Fixed
Exactly. I know as much as Mel Kiper right now.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That is what I hope we do.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The fan backlash would be awful

The average Bucs fan doesnt understand the need to stockpile talent on a team like this (much like average Rays fans dont understand the need to re-stock the pipeline from time to time.)

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Bold statement

Unfortuntely, I can’t come up with anyone to top him right now.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I take in pride in never listening to him or Ron & Ian.

Minimal time listening to Duemig/Peterson, although the fact that Duemig has tried learning more about baseball analysis has changed my opinion on his effort level.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Minimal time listening to Duemig/Peterson

means at least a little. I just put on my Ipod or XM radio.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell to the no.

Mostly music. I do enjoy the NHL radio station and I will listen to ESPN radio which is meh but whatever.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I got XM so I could listen to the MLB Home Plate.

Then I got pissed when I found out I’d have to listen to Dibble in afternoon drive time.

He’s so bad.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He's 100% in the "if you didn't play you don't know shit" camp.

I’m more than okay with people who don’t live by SABRmetrics if they can make somewhat reasonable points.

He can not do this.

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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 2, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I listen to them because I like being angry.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Cat has to get ratings.

He and Tommy are always texting, so he’s got some interest.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

BASEBALL BLOG TURF WAR

THIS SHIT IS ON

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure he thinks I'm a huge dick.

Instead of trying to understand the advanced analysis he thinks I hate baseball and am angry at the world.

Whatever. Other Times employees love the site and have asked me questions about the Rays and baseball stats before. Tough luck for him to live with anger over something so silly as a MVP award.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, you hate everything good

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

No point.

He’s shown in the past he won’t credit this site by name. I’m going to do my grind with or without his fake-ass support.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Please tell me you just flexed the bill on your The City hat just now.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Was at Paddy Burke's for first time Friday night

Left UFL game at halftime to watch USF. Place was empty (both UFL and Paddy’s)

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you're a huge dick and I visit this site every day.

Also, I’m Marc Topkin.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Public Facebook account = Attention Whore

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

??

?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not me either. Just an outstanding coincidence.

Guy seems like a bag.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You son of a bitch.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Now you owe me for the 82% of my garlic parm fries you inhaled.

WUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You didn't look like you could afford breakfast.

I mean, you bought beer with cash. What is this? Darfur?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'M SORRY I AM JEWDICIOUS WITH MY MONEY.

Is that a crime, Drays Bay user “PlayOnWords”? If that’s even your real name.

by Suttree on Nov 2, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That guy you met was actually a stand in.

I was the ginger bartender who loves ice in his beer.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Other than the conversation in which P Brady was referred to as a "potential catamite", that was my favorite part.

The stunned reaction from your stand in, not even being able to say,“Uh, no thanks” was saccharine.

by Suttree on Nov 2, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

It was amazing.

Here was a pure Irishman who drinks alcohol like my 102 pound whitebread fiance.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Does Tommy ever get any drunk texts from Duemig?

“i cl lil spoon 2nite Derrick lolwut”

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You could even pick up that extra second and flip it for a younger player.

I don’t want to do that with the picks we have now, but if you can obtain a high 1st rounder and mid 2nd rounder for our first and leverage that into an impact draftee and a young guy with upside, it may be worth it.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Always felt bad for the Bucks.

Orlando got Dwight, Cleveland got LeBron, Milwaukee got … Bogut.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Could be worse

Could be the Clippers

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Let Me Take U To Da Movies

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 2, 2009 12:23 PM EST reply actions  

No

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Assclown Studio's Presents

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiN4RliVQeM

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 2, 2009 12:27 PM EST reply actions  

You should be ashamed of yourself

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 2, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

lolgators

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Effective, too

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Considering they basically said as much.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Praise the Lord

and by the Lord I mean Tim Tebow

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

All QB wildcat.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It really would be.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay!

I wanna watch another UF QB fall flat on his face!

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.bucem.com/2009/11/2/1111201/questionable-decisions-already

/self promotion

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay.

Freeman QB Rating 2006: 103.45 vs Tebow QB Rating 2006: 201.83 (Limited Reps)
Freeman QB Rating 2007: 127.26 vs Tebow QB Rating 2007: 172.47
Freeman QB Rating 2008: 136.48 vs Tebow QB Rating 2008: 172.34

Freeman Comp. Pct. 2006: 51.9 vs Tebow Comp. Pct. 2006: 66.7 (Limited Reps)
Freeman Comp. Pct. 2007: 63.3 vs Tebow Comp. Pct. 2007: 66.9
Freeman Comp. Pct. 2008: 58.6 vs Tebow Comp. Pct. 2008: 64.4

Tebow was better all three years in both stats in a tougher conference than Freeman. I know you’re gonna say “Well yeah that was with better players at UF.” That’s a slippery slope fallacy and you can’t prove that either.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 2, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I just don't understand.

If someone questioned my work ethic and told me I wasn’t ready I’d put in a TON of extra time preparing. The fact that Morris or Olson didnt ask him to stay behind (maybe they did, I just didnt hear it) confuses me too.

This is your first start, get off on the right foot.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

A can't miss prospect like

Mike Nugent.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm agreeing with you.

Attend Sarcasm on the Internet 101 at the University of Phoenix.com, please, DRB User “Buc Wild”.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I wanna sign up for that

I need an easy “A”

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

My apologies

I have taken that class and did well, but I see you slept through the ALL CAPS = SARCASM portion.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 2, 2009 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I was depressed that semester.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Lupe has a new mixtape coming.

Apparently MTV really pissed him off by not including him on the top MC’s list. Seems below him, but whatever gets him back recording is fine.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 2, 2009 12:57 PM EST reply actions  

He needs to release Lasers already

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Lupe sucks.

He wrote a rap song about Skateboarding and then played it on Gossip Girl or The OC.

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't let dumbass Tv shows ruin good music

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Gossip Girl/OC != Good TV

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I am going to have to respectively disagree with you, good sir

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He's an alumnus.

Alumni is plural. DO YOU NOT GO TO COLLEGE?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 2, 2009 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you bother listening to the rest of the god damned song?

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

O_o

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Look of confusion

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by JMB on Nov 2, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I like old Lil Wayne.

Lupe is overrated white people rap. I’ll pass. I’m just waiting for the sweet Asther Roth/Lupe single!

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Barely...

That doesn’t mean I have to like white people rap does it?

Kanye=meh
Lupe=meh
Drake= teh suck

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Only song I know of Drake is "Forever"

Lupe I enjoy. Kanye is getting annoying though. His old stuff is awesome.

Then again I mostly listen to Wu-Tang, Tupac, Biggie, Dre, Eminem.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

They are all awesome.

Well Dre isn’t awesome on the mic, but he makes up for it.

by rglass44 on Nov 2, 2009 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

This is one of the dumber things you have ever uttered

Them boys are icons

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 2, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry they aren't one of my favorites.

I get that they are good I just don’t listen to a bunch of it.

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Well until you do, your thinking privileges are revoked.

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 2, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends which

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

And I have all their albums.

Player’s Ball, Ms. Jackson, Hey Ya, Way you move, ATLiens, and southernplayalisticcadillacmuzik

by SRQman on Nov 2, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Stankonia?

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

N'ermind

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 2, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

PB- FreeZo's HS anthem

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