OTTOTD 11/25 The How Many Pounds Of Food Will You Eat Tomorrow Edition

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 11:03 AM EST

Personally, I'm shooting for somewhere in the 12-15 pounds range. I've been in training over the last week or so to expand my stomach so that I can reach this goal. I figure the trick is to make almost pure liquor drinks so that I'm not full of beer. What about the rest of you guys, what are your goals?

Poll

How many pounds of food will you eat tomorrow?

1-3 Pounds

6 votes

4-7 Pounds

6 votes

8-11 Pounds

1 votes

12-15 Pounds

6 votes

19 votes | Poll has closed

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Also, what might be some tips to ensure that the children won't get enough and everyone looks at you like a complete slob?

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 11:04 AM EST reply actions

1-3. I'm not a big eater.

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 11:11 AM EST reply actions

Whatever you say tons of fun

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions

Shut up fatty.

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions

You wish I was fat

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions

Why?

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions

So we could be fat together and eat stuff like the Smortuary

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions

What in the 'ell?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 25, 2009 11:20 AM EST up reply actions

.

P Brady’s Disease

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions

Ew

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions

I am not fat and that looks gross.

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions

Whatever you say bud

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions

He has the frame of an 11 y/o girl.

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by EminenceFront on Nov 25, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions

Damn right

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions

Plus he's gonna purge it all afterwards.

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by EminenceFront on Nov 25, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions

Purging is gross, I hate vomit.

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions

Pacquiao - Pretty Boy for May 2010.

I suppose Floyd will be dancing around the mayday pole anyway.

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 11:13 AM EST reply actions

I'd like to see Paq wipe the floor with Mayweather and then Roach to beat the shit out of Sr.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions

My heart says Pac TKO 12, My Brain says Floyd UD

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions

Maybe a whole Suttree.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 25, 2009 11:19 AM EST reply actions

Do I even need to elaborate that Thanksgiving is my favorite fucking holiday?

Sandrew, I appreciate your straight liquor idea, but I have six Belhaven pints that disagree with you. I’m willing to sacrifice adding an extra 10 pounds for the sake of enjoying my sweet delicious beer, in addition to the pussystuffing.

by Suttree on Nov 25, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions

I was at a Wegmans a couple days ago (It's like Publix on crack up here) and almost came in my pants walking through

the beer section. Sooo many great choices. I ended up getting a growler of Rohrbach’s Scotch Ale, which I rightly polished off in about an hour. Belhaven is good, but I think you need to expand your horizons.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 11:51 AM EST up reply actions

I would attempt to expand my horizons more, but shit like getting Fuller's for 10 bucks and finding out its complete shit tends to disuade me from branching out sometimes.

by Suttree on Nov 25, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions

I was at the bar watching the Cuse-UNC game over the weekend and ran into some "HUUUUUGE" Duke fans

I found it hilarious that they hated Cuse so much that they were rooting for UNC. Laughing at their stupid fake-fan asses was one of the highlights of my night.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 11:20 AM EST reply actions

lol

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions

Also, anyone going to UF-FSU?

by Suttree on Nov 25, 2009 11:41 AM EST reply actions

Why?

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions

I'm a bad alumnus

I turned away a free ticket lower bowl 50 yard line. I wouldn’t mind going to the SEC or Nat’l

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 25, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions

I'm going to the SEC Championship game.

So excited.

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by EminenceFront on Nov 25, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions

This whole newborn thing is making travel a bit difficult at the moment

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 25, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions

I would imagine so.

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by EminenceFront on Nov 25, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions

Should have had an imaginary kid.

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions

I know your parents wish they did.

Oh snap.

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by EminenceFront on Nov 25, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions

Failed abortions are the toughest kind to raise

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions

They apparently tried to have me for 8 years.

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions

So that's why they hate you so much.

You ruined 8 years of their lives.

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by EminenceFront on Nov 25, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions

Aw. :(

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by P Brady on Nov 25, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions

You gonna cry after.

by SRQman on Nov 25, 2009 2:00 PM EST up reply actions

He's hoping to find a 30-something couple sitting nearby with a toddler for the afterparty

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 25, 2009 2:05 PM EST up reply actions

LMFAO, when did this guy get so awesome.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 2:11 PM EST up reply actions

Never said I hoped that.

It was awkward. Also I hope Bama destroys Tebow

by SRQman on Nov 25, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions

Yes

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by EminenceFront on Nov 25, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions

My two fellow Nole fans, our 'bama fan friend, and I are sitting in the student section.

Should be funny being yelled at by ruhtards.

by Suttree on Nov 25, 2009 1:12 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah. I'm not sure where I'll be sitting but it'll be in the student section.

Should be fun even though the vast majority of the student population is retarded. The same is true for any university.

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by EminenceFront on Nov 25, 2009 1:22 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah, I'm really pumped for the various idiots who yell "Cheaters!" every time the refs throw a flag against the Gators.

Which seems to happen at every single UF game I attend.

Also really excited to hear the things that get yelled our way which past for wit there.

by Suttree on Nov 25, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions

I went to Coney Island for lunch yesterday and that was way better than Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving food is bland and gross.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 25, 2009 11:52 AM EST reply actions

I almost went there, but my DRB Worlds Colliding radar told me to stay away.

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 25, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions

There were a ton of Financial Services-looking douches there. I just assumed I was in the presense of greatness

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 25, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions

When you're Toppah, its impossible to get away from greatness

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 25, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions

I'm reading this as "it's impossible to underestimate you"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 25, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions

Not with those fancy shoes, its the other way

Save for an outer body experience, you’re trapped in greatness

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 25, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions

Did you guys share a can of Dinty Moore beef stew and try to hook each other up with clients?

Isn’t that what you Financial Services Douches do?

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 25, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions

Thanks for the heads up, DRays Bay user "Top Gun Numba 1"

by Suttree on Nov 25, 2009 1:11 PM EST up reply actions

Does anyone have tickets they're willing to sell for the USF/Miami game?

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 25, 2009 12:06 PM EST reply actions

Be sure to come by DRB on Thanksgiving

I’ll take a look at a couple Rule Five eligible catchers NOT named Nevin Ashley who could be of interest.

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 25, 2009 12:21 PM EST reply actions

FUN!

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 25, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions

"IM SICK OF THE FEDS RUNING THIS COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND

murders a census taker"…
Which turned out to be a suicide and not how you framed it at all, sorry that presumptive quote bothered me for a while, no need to say you were speculating, using this for any sort of ideological gain, or talking out of your ass, It’s okay….you are wrong, just like I was last year when I debated brickhaus and said Aybar could play a passable second base.

the ghost of stokes, camp, lugo strikes TB-sept 2009

by CubFanRaysaddict on Nov 29, 2009 2:21 AM EST up reply actions