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OTTOTD 11/04: The Brains, the Looks, the Muscle, the Useless Chick, and the Wildcard Edition

The A-team did it. Scooby Doo did it. The Ghostbusters did it.

Star-divide

 

Is there a DRB fantasy league? Keeper auction? That might be cool.

This song has been in my head and now its in yours. Sorry if that eats up your video budget, SBN, you cheap pricks.


And here's something for P Brady:

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"We swear to each other every day," said Morris. "I wouldn't call it a disrespect. The swear words that's talk on the football field. We do that all the time. We swear to them on the field talking about a play, and how we can do it better. It is just a form of communication of some sort. He has never ever disrespected me. He has always been as respectful as you can be to a coach, and to a brother-figure, or a father figure, or however he looks at me, and he has been like that to me. I've never had a problem with Talib."

 

Uncle RAW.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:30 AM EST reply actions  

I'm making it a thing, now.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Boring people and then referencing it to appear as though I'm not in any way emotionally injured by it?

Yes.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

HA HA HA, GOOD ONE, FRIEND SUTTREE.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Justice rules, brah.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

WILD CARD!

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 10:35 AM EST reply actions  

That song is terrible, what is that girl 13?

Uncle RAW ain’t fucking playing anymore the goddamn gloves are off with you little bitches. SPECT!

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 10:43 AM EST reply actions  

Your mother is terrible.

The French are great at two things: looking cool while smoking cigarettes and electronica.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Shoshana?

I plan to keep my offspring pure, if you know what I’m saying. My blond hair and blue eyes WILL be passed on to my children.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Never saw it.

Tarantino hasn’t had anything new to say in a decade.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Jackie Brown.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Is this in any way affected by your obsession with Jews?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you just copy and paste this from RT?

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

No.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

It makes you sound pompous and uneducated

A simple one-line discarding of a great flick, because it doesn’t “break new ground,” even though you haven’t seen it, is not a very good review. I like Tarantino’s flicks, though I thought Grindhouse could have been left out.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't review it because I haven't seen it.

All I’ve read from it, and from the trailer, makes it look like a vengeance movie that he’s made at least 3 times already.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

What's wrong with revenge movies?

When the post-Shakespeare staples of the genre are No Way Out and Man On Fire, clearly the category has room for a few improvements.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't like them as a theme.

They celebrate some of the worst human behavior. That’s just my taste. And, despite there being an abundance of them being made, even by QT, they all say the same fucking thing. Just old by now.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Judaism?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

The use of language was amazing

I think my favorite part was the basement biergarten. The cat-and-mouse game between the Nazi SS and the spies was amazing, each side maintaining composure in a high stakes game of life.

What I really liked about the flick is two-fold. First, the characters were well crafted with enough back story that you gave a shit about what happened to them. Secondly, the pacing was realistic, in that, there was slow buildup and then when the action came it was lightning quick, much like real life. Not sure how many fights you guys have been in, but the amount of time leading up to it is usually a lot longer than the actual fight itself.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

And Grindhouse sucked cock.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

SORRY ZOMBIES ARE NOT ART HOUSE ENOUGH FOR YOU, MR. ELITIST BASTARD

GO READY SOME AYN RAND AND MASTURBATE TO YOUR LOU REED ALBUMS

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I have an enormous collection of comic books.

There isn’t anything art house about me.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Very classy stuff.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

X-Men tentacle porn.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Now you just sound like Foghorn Leghorn

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

And you suck cock.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah I'm all about the man in the boat, homes

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

SUCCANEERS LOOKS GREAT.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 10:49 AM EST reply actions  

Whatever happened to your

bucem.com? sig

T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.

by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I have been removed from writing there, at least for now.

Therefore, I don’t see any reason to promote it based on current circumstances.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Why????

T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.

by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

To be honest, I'm not 100% sure

I have my theories, but for now I’m going to keep them to myself until I get word that I am officially out.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I told Niko how much you hate him.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

That seems to be the consensus, although, honestly, I don't

We may have different ideas on how to run Buc Em, but I don’t hate him. I don’t know him. We have differing opinions on certain things, but that’s pretty normal.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I do, for one. I enjoy(ed) writing there. It wasn't my life as I have another job and a wife

but it was a good place to seek other opinions, to educate, and to learn some new things as well.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I know you don't hate him.

UniversityofPhoenix.com plz

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm making sure that nothing is misunderstood at this point.

There are a few behind the scenes things going on, and the last thing I need is for my thoughts to be misinterpreted.

But send me an application, I may need it down the road.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd also mention that it wasn't an SBN decision.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

But, you're one of the

better writers there, WTF?

T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.

by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

An alternate Universe

controlled by SBN.

T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.

by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, SBN had no say in this. Yet.

Different than the whole contract issue, which was resolved.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Meh, SBN seems pretty decent.

I mean, they rape other people’s hard work and make big bucks off of it, but they’ve never sent me an e-mail or anything asking me to just stop.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

It's more important to come to the aid of your head blogger than to be honest with those that read the site

I absolutely hate that with every grain of my soul. It hurts the readers and eventually turns the thinkers away.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess I see debate/disagreements in a different light

I welcome debates. The worst thing that happens is I have to defend my point. The best thing that happens is I learn some new facts and have a new line of thinking. Open, honest debate should be encouraged any place. Questions should be encouraged, not group think.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

This is a microcosm of why America is in trouble

Instead of appreciating fine efforts and hard work put in to produce real, factual stories, it comes down to ego’s. When the leader of any organization puts his/her own feelings before quality work, then the talent-pool will continue to drain and we are left with a framework that leads to less and less quality while increasing the ego’s of those running said organization. I really enjoyed your writing BW, I thought you were the best thing going on that site.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Also, the gays.

That’s why America is really in trouble.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I truly believe that you can boil down the problems of an entire nation of people to the drama at a Tampa Bay Buccaneers blog.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Microcosm

read better

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

No no, I got it.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, but I'm more of a fan of this Benoit

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

TOOTHLESS AGGRESSION

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

You're calling me art house and then citing a dude who's first name is Benoit?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Again, thanks for the compliment.

I voiced my concern with the direction of the blog when leadership initially changed. I haven’t brought it up since. I think there is and can be room for several different schools of thought and writing styles in any given place.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Umm no, I'm right and you're wrong, because I said so

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Ultimately, I can still do fanposts and stuff there.

But I enjoyed having a hand in the direction, or at least a small voice in it. Being able to educate and debate has been a good time, at least for me. I have a feeling my thoughts or “arguments” were taken out of context, but there isn’t much I can do about that.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Succaneers

is available for you

T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.

by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

My "affiliation" with other organizations didn't seem to help

and how that is relevant I will never know.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess everyone fire bombing Buc Em didn't help.

Then again, that really only happened once. Everything else was simply an extension of conversation.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

It's in the past. I stuck up for DRB as best I could as a community while trying to cite Buc Em it's own guidelines.

That had no bearing on this, from what I understand. But the fact is, I post here frequently, and the direction taken here (numbers, stats etc) is not the one over there.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Chief support method #1: Memory #2: YouTube

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Depends on what you mean by speculation

My “speculation” column was frowned upon.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

No, started with my supposition on study habits of QB's

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

NO, LOGIC AND EXPLORATION.

Buc Em is actually supremely sophisticated. They believe that exploring the origins of nature is essentially the rape of natural processes and should be left alone. They are enlightened, I tell you.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

It's RJ FJM'ing my response to his communism article.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think I'm his PYT anymore.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

To be fair

I read the Communism piece before he mentioned it on-site.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

*sigh*

Always the bridesmaid.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Your RJ's poster on the side.

Clearly EminenceFront is the real deal.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm the fat chick he calls when he's drunk.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I got it last night.

Sorry for no reply, I was working on other things. It’s appreciated.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 4, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I know what this is.

But is made my think of Quatto from Total Recall.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

AH, BUT WHAT WAS I REFERENCING SPECIFICALLY

THERE ARE TWO POSSIBLE CHOICES (well three if you count some minor character names in Return of the Jedi)

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Necronomicon

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I think one of them is from

The Day the Earth Stood Still. Not sure about the other…

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by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Sucks if that's obscure now.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I've seen parts of it.

Sam Raimi right?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuck.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

evil dead 2, and then army of darkness.

get on it, immediately. you could rent the original evil dead if you wanted to, but i don’t want to force it on you.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

It's not mine.

Roommate’s girlfriend’s.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey. There is Jager in the freezer.

But I want to remember this movie.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, Christ.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Jaeger is for assholes like Sandrew.

Be a man and do some tequila. Or Crown. Show the ladies you have class.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I like all liqours.

Jager is just left over from my roommates birthday.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

You seem to blame a lot on your roommate.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah right.

If I were home enough for that shit.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

No I do.

I just go to their place. Easier to escape in the morning.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

It was his roommates fault. He bought the Jaeger.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

GD you, I just had an awesome reply

that apparently didn’t post.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm more of a Jameson guy

If you don’t have that I’ll roll with some Daniels, prefer green, but will drink black. Don’t have that I’ll probably go with the Bushmills or Beam. Don’t have that let’s lose our skirts in some Southern Comfort.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

You cant be a Bushmills and a Jameson guy.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

For the record: Bushmills guys (like me) like the good company of friends.

Jameson guys like cage fighting.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Bushmills is truthfully the better whisky.

My favorite is the number of people who cite Jameson as a favorite and then can’t drink it.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually find Bushmills harsher to the palette

I can drop a double of Jameson on top of another like it’s my job.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I have 0% Irish in me you Cat's and Prost's

can kill eachother off for all I care.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Bushmills is very complex.

The black label is distilled pussyjuice, I’m sure of it.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, as the story goes, St. Peter himself would squeeze the juice straight from the lips of supple young Irish lasses.

Which was nearly as rich a tradition as fucking a white mare when you came of age, in front of everyone.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A fine Brooksville tradition it is.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No one named Peter ever has seen a vagina

It’s a dying namesake

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

New sig 4 u

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong

I just like my BAC to be somewhere between .1 and .2, doesn’t matter how it gets there.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll love this.

For my senior year drama thesis, we put on a stage version of AoD. I was Ash. Standing ovation. Blew the other entries out of the water.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

That is pure genius.

Did you do the entire movie or just a scene?

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

A condensed version.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice job getting a Drama Thesis

How’s it going at the unemployment line?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

High school.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Or my teacher.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

A failed dramatist herself, no doubt

I applaud the arts, the world needs ditch diggers.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I also run our compliance program so

there is the occasional snooping around.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Compliance Program was what Hitler called it, too.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Ditch diggers with a grudge to bear!

FALL 2010

MIRA SORVINO

PAUL WALKER

T PAIN

IN

HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:51 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That is the awesomest title ever

I wish Ja Rule was in this

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Domo

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

CHOKE YOURSELF

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

It's ok brah check out this sweet video

Automatica

Warren Sapp says that Gramatica is the greatest kicker of all time. That’s enough for me.

According to my memory and these videos he has never missed a FG in his life. 100% dawg, ya feel me.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

MATT BRYANT FUCKS WIN

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Gramatica

can kick from 95+ yards bruss, we should sign him.

Why do you kill threads????

by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you see that one I posted yesterday that he hit from 115 yards

I’d never seen anything like it, in the SNOW too.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I still have yet to ever see him miss

LINK

If we can’t find a youtube video of him missing a FG, then no one can contest my claim that he is 100% for his career.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

What's bigger than 100% cause I just found another one

LINK

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

OMFG I found one

LINK

This brings him back down to 100%. I’m not really a numbers guy, but this makes sense to me.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

We discuss the Bucs better over here on a baseball blog

I don’t get it, we certainly don’t have the quantity, but the conversations are a lot better.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

It's tastefully racist.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

It's funny.

But it’s also pretty got-damn offensive.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't find it offensive, but I can see where others do.

But I guess as long as you clever up the insults, they are ok.

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by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I was surprised the yokels could remember a movie that didn't have Sean William Scott in it.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

100% true.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Everyone loves the Decemberists, dude.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, you also had lint in your beard on Saturday morning so what could you possibly know?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

You did.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

No, I concealed that piece of information to make myself feel superior.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if people that aren't ironically using the term "Radio" realize how offensive that is

to the actual guy. They’re basically calling Uncle RAW a retarded negro. How has this not been called out by Revs Al and Jesse? Personally, I find it not funny in the least and quite a bit offensive.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude, come on.

I’m not saying it isn’t racist, but it’s hysterical.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Offensive to Radio or to Raheem?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

We should've called Gruden Corky.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Both

You can either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

The lack of respect towards FreeZo pissed me off.

I didn’t go out of line, but you don’t talk crap about someone who did your work for you. That douses the flames of innovation and information seeking like none other. Just because something doesn’t support your ill-conceived assertion doesn’t mean it’s worthless.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 4, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

FANTASY HELP

DROP SHONN GREENE, PICKUP:

1) Ryan Moats
2) Lesean Mccoy
3) Tim Hightower

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by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:07 AM EST reply actions  

Moats.

Them bitches can run the ball and Slaton’s only real use is catching it out of the backfield.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Pick up one guy

Also thinking of dropping Stephen Tulloch

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by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

IDP league

DT: That guy from oakland
DE: Jared Allen
LB: London Fletcher
CB: That other guy from Minnesota
S: Danieal Manning
Backup: Calvin Pace

T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.

by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey man

IDP helps you win games too.

T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.

by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Another question

Trade Proposal to me:

Send: Dwight Howard

Recieve: Tim Duncan, Eric Gordon

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by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate you

I almost watched this game just to get a feel for the new-look Orange, but the Magic were on. It’s going to be really tough to replace Jonny Flynn and Paul Harris, and to be honest, I’m not sure who our next exciting Frosh will be. Jimmy B’s frowny faces will get anyone to play, which is awesome that even when we’re out-talented, we’re in most games.

I hate you.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

0%

LeMoyne’s for Quakers.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Pew Pew

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Where is R.J

and the dude who kills threads?

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by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

RJ is most likely in class.

P Brady doesn’t get home till 2 anyways.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

YES

Let’s make the most of this thread before Peter gets home.

T-Jack is back, J.J has went back to sucking, Bates won't blitz, Raheem's bored.

by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

No I can walk.

It’s pretty sweet though

by SRQman on Nov 4, 2009 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

New Sig Test

Why do you kill threads????

by 4QB on Nov 4, 2009 11:27 AM EST reply actions  

Not Noah Chang good.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish he was my life coach.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That bitch Lauren needs to learn how to defend with her back to the net.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Noah Chang take no fuckin prizznas.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yessss, and it counts.

/bites woman while wearing lingerie.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

420 smoke weed every day

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 4, 2009 12:19 PM EST reply actions  

420 Sleep with Men everyday

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 4, 2009 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Those eyes probe spaces of my heart I thought to be long dead.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

P-Brady + Talent

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 4, 2009 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

me or Capote?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Capote.

You don’t have talent, you’re P-Brady + Age

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 4, 2009 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't argue with that.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Late

You will never hear a woman say this to you.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, this lady's getting taken apart.
Due to continued slander, I have to make one final statement: At the time my video was posted into this article, I actually had the embed function DISABLED on YouTube. Deadspin took it off illegally. No one on here has right to comment on this video. I have given a “cease and desist” order to Deadspin which they are breaking by leaving this article up at all. It was never intended to leave YouTube where I was screening comments. It was made to be a comedy cheer posted to be silly, to get people to laugh with me, to be happy for The Phillies, and not to be stolen to allow you to take out your pathetic aggressions in degrading women on me. I have no more to say on this matter and I should expect no one else will violate my “cease and desist” order, either, as I have escalated this entire situation to my lawyer and any additional parties who choose to post comments should realize they do so at their own risk. Thank you. – Sarah

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 12:56 PM EST reply actions  

Couldn't watch it before it was taken down, but it looked like a fatty doing some stupid Phillies dance.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

God I would bang the fuck out of her.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Both. I have no standards. But, if a choice, CRG.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

DAT

ASS

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

HE GONNA GET V&ED

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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Juice is worth the squeeze, BRAH.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that's what I call JOOZ.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked the commercials a few years back where it show people doing things to impress the coaches/players

So the guy helps JG open the door of his Ferrari and drags it across the curb. The look by Corky was awesome.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

One day you're a Checkers Value Menu, the next you're out-CAPS TALKING Ron Jaworski.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Which ones and which is the best seller?

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

so outside of your purchases, only one STFD?

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

We're supposed to give J.P. one of his own shirts.

Which means I have to buy J.P. Howell a shirt.

God I love my life.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 4, 2009 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I got it, I just.. I don't know, it's hard to explain.

I felt like the movie was sped up. Like, the film was sped up.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that the drugs talking?

You should get a witty signature or avatar. All the cool kids are doing it

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I think my words speak for themselves.

I BARE MY SOUL, I NEED NOT HIDE BEHIND FILTHY AVATARS AND WITTY SIGNATURES.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool, Pete Suttree.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

How did tabletop RPGs escape our conversation?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh, we were in public.

Also, trying to maintain a conversation while watching my team get dismantled… difficult. Distracting, even.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Usually I just start conversations for the sole purpose of not watching the game

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

If you had to watch our defense you'd do it to

At least our offense is amazing

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He gets to watch USF's AWESOMEST DEFENSE.

Also, he gets to pretend he actually cares, like 80% of USF fans.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi.

/owns a USF shirt

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The point is that I bought the USF shirt when I attended the only game I've ever watched.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Wooooo

You beat the worst FSU team in 34 years while scoring only 17 points on what may be the worst FSU defense ever.

Be Proud.

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm very particular about what clothes I wear.

Such as, Keyboard Cat shirts.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

'sup

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

wats goin on?

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

all quiet here

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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

cool. is this your first time cybering?

i start to remove your bra, but my hooves are clumsy. i neigh, a quick snort invoking some attempt to mask my nervousness. the moonlight shines on my mane – it could not be a more perfect night for bestiality.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 1:19 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

lol

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, I have never cybered on a sports blog before

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Have a damn rec

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

THEN STOP ASKING ABOUT RECS THEN

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn. The New Yorker has an apparently very good profile on Wes Anderson and "The Fantastic Mr. Fox" in its latest ish, but the digital version is sub required.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:23 PM EST reply actions  

I don't care. My love for Wes Anderson can never be broken. I wish I could smell his heart, you know?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

BULLSHIT. How can you say that with a straight face?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS IS THE INTERNET.

I CAN SAY WHATEVER OUTLANDISH THINGS I WANT TO.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Of those three films you cited, only Tenenbaums and Life Aquatic explore a similar topic, but they're hardly the same.

At the very LEAST, the subject matter of Anderson’s films are more available to continued discourse. They’re multi-faceted, not bullet porn.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

What Andy said.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG M2

Let’s make out

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

R U SRS!

U RLY WNT 2 DOIT ONLINE! LMAO U 2 CR4Zee

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Excuse me sir, this is not a place for namecalling.

Please sit two rows behind the thread for five minutes before partaking again.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 4, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Cant wait for P Brads to roll in here talking about how Rushmore was overrated and lacked humor.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The one with the stupid face was pretty good in Tennenbaums

You know the guy, Kingsley Zissou

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

His drug freak out was pretty awesome.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The war paint was awesome
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is…maybe he didn’t

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE

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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers

by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Margot: Do you send my mother your clippings and your grades from college?
Eli: Please stop belittling me.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Of them all, that is the worst. But it was his first film, so whatevs.

Still, pretty good. Applejack, FTMFW.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I really like the Spader flick crash

Then again I’m a pretty big James Spader fan. The Secretary FTMFW

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, you just really like watching James Spader get ass fucked.

Or does he do the ass fucking? I can’t remember, I tried to purge it from my memory.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never heard of this, but it brings me to my next point:

Jesus Christ is Rosanna Arquette the ugliest actress in history. I’d rather bang Artemis.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Artemis has a whole lot of love to give and a food fetish, this is an easy call

OTOH I could see myself tossing Rosanna around a room, she’s like 12 pounds, that’s hot, then we could mainline some acid later.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG NO, SANDREW! NO!

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That's who I meant.

Who is Rosanna Arquette?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Another actress.

Dude, listen, did you not see True Romance? If you did not want to nail Patricia Arquette in True Romance, you are a god damn liar or a homosexual.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I truly think she's a goblin.

But True Romance is an outstanding movie.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather do that Phillies chick.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

The first trailer went in depth (sorta) into how they made it. It's worth tracking down.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It does look good

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL you wasted your money on that?

Also like how you are using footnotes now. RJ Simmons.

by SRQman on Nov 4, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

10 straight wins in Madden, bitch.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, dude. I forgot to keep it real.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

BURNNNED

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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOMP.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

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2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

RJ Posnanski

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

"Longoria's bat was a splinter of God's adamantine scepter..."

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Recommended comment.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Florida State coach Bobby Bowden said Wednesday that he will “make the final decision” on Florida State’s next defensive coordinator, but added that head-coach-in-waiting Jimbo Fisher should weigh in heavily.

NONONONO WHY DOESN’T FISHER GET THE FINAL SAY?

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:44 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently not you

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers

by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I just don't get the travesty that is FSU Football

How can Bobby Bowden have such a stranglehold on that job when he is clearly incompetent at his duties. Honestly, I’m not even sure what he does. He doesn’t give pre-game speeches, call plays, recruit, run practice, or give a shit about what’s going on on the field. He is like Pinochet, in that, no matter how poorly he does, you cannot renounce a dictatorship without a military coup. Do any of the trustees of that once-proud university have the clout to stand up to this man, this demi-god in his own mind, that ran a crooked program for years and clearly is a shell of his former self. How is it possible that he has not been fired?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No we don't we lock them up in nursing homes where they can have tubes put in them and take sedatives all day

so that it is easier to change their diapers. This country does not give a fuck about it’s elderly, except in the instance where they can pass away so that the diminishing Social Security system can get one more tiny debit in it’s failing little hands.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.tomahawknation.com

We’ve been trying to figure this shit out for a while now

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by JMB on Nov 4, 2009 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel bad for the parents.

It’s earth-shattering enough when your children dies. It’s gotta be worse when they died because they were stupid.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, there won't be a next time.

Because they are dead, Sandy. THEY’RE DEAD, ALL RIGHT, CAN I GO NOW?

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Sandy?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

While drinking Corona Light.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand you're on a budget and all, but let's step up to the plate a little bit.

Belhaven, Beamish, Dead Guy. If you’re going to quality, these are your three choices.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Dead Guy = mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I would also add in just about anything from Flying Dog. If you’re ever up here you can’t go wrong with Rohrbach, Ithica, or any of the small Finger Lakes breweries.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

If I had to choose,

Warsteiner
Iron City
Old Milwaukee
and Killians
mostly…

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

But on the reg, Sam Adams is the best, available to drink.

At least I’m not like everyone else here who thinks Natty Light and Michelob are the shit.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Takes that bite off.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Guy I went to school with put salt & pepper in his beer.

That was some nasty shit.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 4, 2009 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

HIGH LIFE.

But, really, if you’re going to cheap to get drunk, just go cheap. Old Milwakuee, Beast, anything Ice, what the fuck ever it does not matter.

People who get Coors Light and Keystone Light are vaginas.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Coors Gold is the bomb, though.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that. I tried some in Alabama.

If the beer gets above 50 degrees, the bloodpisssemen really comes to the fore.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, did the phrase "a little heavy on the cinnamon" come from ME?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

PBR is the shizz

Schlitz as well.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 4, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

In college I had(still have) an enormous glass boot that we used to fill with Warsteiner.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Tip

If your friend breaks the Das Boot at a party. Run.

by SRQman on Nov 4, 2009 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

From THE FEARSOME CLUMSY DRINKER?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

No, No, Stacy, that's my roommate's girlfriend's Boondock Saints poster.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Just frames of Edna carefully laid about.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong McManus to go as, jackoff.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

GIMME THE FUCKIN KEYS YOU SUCKA MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAASLDAS;DKA;DKA

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Troy whatshisnames influences are so god damned transparent.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

So I hit him with the bat

Benicio Del Toro is better than Jesus in that flick.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 4, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Izzat the uh, duh hookah wit duh dysentery?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Can you hear me in da back?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Seconded only to the entire OAR catalogue.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Real life quote from a guy I know who goes to UF:

“Dude, Hey Girl is SUCH a good fucking song.”

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Most things by The Pixies are amazing.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Nov 4, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Most things by The Pixies are amazing.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Nov 4, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Tim?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to.

Going to look for a cheap ticket

by SRQman on Nov 4, 2009 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Baptism.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Please.

I love the throwbacks. I’d be there if I could.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, buddy.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be there as usual

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Computer, not calculator

Geez you baseball guys sure aren’t smart.

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

D-Wade knows what up
dwadeofficial RT @DWRIGHTWAY: #135 http://twitvid.com/85B72 yea buddy

by SRQman on Nov 4, 2009 2:29 PM EST reply actions  

SRQ lives in 1997.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Contact lens solution.

I’m a negative 7 in each eye. :(

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SNAP WHATCHU TUNED TO DAWG

You know what my acoustic is tuned to? Open G, because I am a fucking badass.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Teach me everything about scoring chicks, guys.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Brah, you saw me in action, all right?

After you left, I totally nailed that chick in the port-a-potty.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That was an old black guy who kept singing to himself.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That guy was awesome, by the way.

So awesome I smiled, laughed, and immediately got into my car after he started talking to me.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

SWEET SWIMMING GOGGLES, MICHAEL PHELPS.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

SWEET WIRELESS HEADPHONES, FRANKS AND BEANS.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually want girls to enter my bedroom.

15 posters, Manga, Cheetos on the bed and Star Wars figurines tend to do the opposite.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Easy on the Star Wars figurines, there, stud.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Imperialism32 is always a downer.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does Comedy Central still play MadTV?

I liked it better when they played SNL reruns from the 90s and the previous night’s Conan.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 4, 2009 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

All kidding aside, what is the holdup with Succaneers?

Is it writing code? Content? Some sort of contracting issues? Obviously, I have no idear what I am talking about, but I was curious.

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Nov 4, 2009 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

Out of Red Bull.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Despite my affinity for posting comments, I am busy as fuck all with work.

Finding time to build a decent site has been an issue. I’m leaning towards just putting up a banner image and running with the blog I set up and you bitches will have to deal with it.

by Suttree on Nov 4, 2009 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

BOO!!!

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't believe I'm qualified

And I know only a tiny bit about coding.

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 4, 2009 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOMP.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

RIP GRANDPA

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU'RE A DILDO.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 4, 2009 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, there goes my novel.

In “Knucklehead”], WWE Superstar, Paul "Big Show" Wight plays Walter Krunk, a 7-foot-tall, 440-pound naïve giant who was raised in the St. Thomas Orphanage and never left – until he takes to the road with Eddie and Mary.

Shortly after Eddie loses his new fighter and finds himself $50,000 in debt to longtime nemesis and bookie Memphis Earl (DENNIS FARINA), he discovers Walter, a bumbling life-long resident of the orphanage-turned-handyman with his own debt problems: The kitchen fire Walter caused will close down the church’s orphanage in a week unless he comes up with $50,000. Upon overhearing Walter’s predicament, Eddie convinces the no-nonsense head nun, Sister Francesca (WENDY MALICK) that Walter can win the $100,000 grand prize at the tournament to pay off the church’s debts. But in order to do so, he will need to take Walter on the road, enter amateur fights along the way, and teach him how to become a real fighter. [via WWE Corporate via MMAMania]

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 4, 2009 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

Juice Man and Gucci Man make the trap ache

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 4, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Per Youtube

chman11 (5 days ago)
all u white people that hate this song go suck a dick and watch hannah montanna. fuck yall

by SRQman on Nov 4, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Gucci Mane you racist.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Nov 4, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

POW

You should write a fictional short story about a night on the town among a handful of the DRB users. I think it would be amazing. Post as OTTOTD.

I dunno…

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 4, 2009 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

I'm almost glad the Yankees won. Almost.

Fuck the Phillies and their asshole fans

2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: Bobby Bowden.........it's time to go
Christian Ponder has superpowers

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