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OTTOTD 11/5: Back to Normal Edition

[Doug] Williams has been impressed with Freeman's development, and said that he sees a gunslinger of a quarterback when he watches Freeman in practice. Morris said that is what the Buccaneers need. 

"That is today's quarterback, you talk about all the great quarterbacks and they are gunslingers," Morris said. "They all go through their trials and tribulations. I guess Brett [Favre] is the guy you want to talk about now being the ultimate gunslinger. He leads the league in interceptions, but I don't think he ever remembers that stat. He just thinks of how many touchdowns he threw, and how many wins he has, and how many Super Bowls. That's got to be a quarterback's mentality in this league."

.....eff.

Star-divide

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Congratulations to the New York Yankees on Number 27! In a summer of fucked upness and surrealism, its nice to see something to remind you of normalcy

My comment:

Since when is 27 out of 100+ tries normal in any way?

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Also 13 minutes late.

And it doesn’t contain mercury-hawt wit like:

Since when is 27 out of 100+ tries normal in any way?

BOOM.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He said he'd stop watching baseball because I fucking ripped his stupid guts out with that remark.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Over that

What a puss, that guy is a microcosm of why America is fuct.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I screamed it at him while banging his grandma.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's nasty

Did she take her teeth out?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Doug Williams quote this morning was gut wrenching.

Drew Brees does not turn the ball over. Tom Brady does not turn the ball over. Peyton Manning does not turn the ball over.

Brett Farve loves to turn the ball over.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:05 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

He just thinks of how many superbowls he's won

Umm one? When he had an elite team around him.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And the other one he lost to Lazarus Elway.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Terrell Davis show has been missed

Because of him, whenever we’d score a goal playing soccer we would all look at the goal scorer and salute. Oh to be 17 again

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Marino was gay dawg.

MAYBE YOUR LINE WOULD BLOCK BETTER IF YOU STOPPED BITCHING EVERY FIVE SECONDS, DAN.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Throwing helmets at people on the sidelines is how championships are made

I remember about 4 years ago on CBS Boomer Esiason called Peyton “this generations Dan Marino” implying that Peyton would get all the numbers without getting a championship. Dan was sitting next to him creating fire between his hands and grinding his teeth to the roots. The look on his face was priceless.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You're a giant twat.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BITE ME HOMIE.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That defense was awesome

I think you forget about Dorse the Horse as a certain senile, white-haired, former broadcaster used to call him in his video game. Bennett was the short-yardage back and Levens was great catching out of the backfield which is something Favre does pretty dang well.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Doug Williams is a dirty whore for thinking this.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's difficult to evaluate, but I really only disagree with the Clayton re-signing. He's made some solid moves.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the Clayton re-signing was a product of false hope.

Not sure it really matters in the long-run (I don’t recall his signing bonus) but I did like the Winslow trade and the draft class.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:13 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was against the Winslow trade, but it deserves props now.

He’s not a game breaker, but the guy’s our best receiver.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Still Not Sure

if his body doesn’t hold up long or he goes off the loony bin before the team turns around, it will prove to not be worth it. I also hated the extension before a single practice.

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was for it.

The guy had talent. He had injury questions too and some character smudges, but a mid-2nd rounder for a younger TE with huge upside isn’t awful.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No, if we were competitive it would have been a steal (Gonzo-ATL)

Given context, I don’t think it made sense.

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes you have to take risks.

We’re not so far out that he’ll be using a walker when we’re good again.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We signed KW2 to all that money so that KW3 would be enticed to play here when we finally

have a winning team in 2038, assuming the world doesn’t end in 2012.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You know the Gregorian calendar is 6 years off from the Mayan calendar, right? Their 2012 occurred in 2006.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:41 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They also invented soccer.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, we signed a FA in his prime years!

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a minute, am I disagreeing with other blogstaff?

What time should I expect to be removed from the masthead?

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

RJ is actively deleting posts at the moment.

THIS KELLEN WINSLOW DISAGREEMENT WILL HAVE NEVER EXISTED.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm about to have an intervention on your literacy

Quit being so GD right all the time.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I believe its GSD right

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not if I abbreviate

PLEASE DON’T BAN ME MOODS!!!!

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's going to need to soldier up huge for Free.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm kind of excited to see what happens. I'm allowing myself to get all hot and bothered by Freeman's potential.

A couple nice post patterns to Winslow, some crosses to Sammie, a deep ball to Bryant and I’ll be sucking cock.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's hard not to like his physical skills. And his poor collegiate completion rate is probably misleading.

He wasn’t surrounded by the 99 St Louis Rams, you know? I’d be happy with something like 15/27, 170, 1 TD, 2 INT.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also, the going back to visit his family thing is redic overblown right now.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

eh, I don't have a problem with Freeman for it.

I do have a problem with the coaching staff wasting practice time like that.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe after a year of experience!

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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm really excited by (insert rookie's name here). He's showing a lot of progress. I like that he takes chances and gives

us a chance to win. (Insert rookie’s name here) could someday be an elite passer if he keeps his head on straight and doesn’t get down on himself when he throws the inevitable pick.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ALL THESE GUYS ARE SURE TO BE AVAILABLE IN THESE ROUNDS.

I fucking hate mock drafts. And anytime you can draft a fullback in the first round, you gotta do it.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hi

I watch 3 teams all year so I only know those guys, but with the number one pick the Bucs need to take Timmy Tebow for the sole reason that he will do free in-house circumcisions for some of our players that haven’t reveled in the might and majesty of the lord. Also, he will be a force to be reckoned with.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

FTFM

lord Lord

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't get Tebow?

Let’s draft another Gator top 5! Can’t miss with Gators!

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

G.O.A.T

Tim Tebow is the Derek Jeter of pigskin

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ra's Al Ghoul, fuckwit.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:47 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

*pops Jedi hood*

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's not fanfiction, friend.

That’s fact. The Rays are all up in his sister.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:52 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Rays are his sister?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

God *may* understand what you're trying to say here.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I just got an e-mail from ESPN where the name of a new feature is

“Beyond The Box Scores”

Clever, it’s almost like a baseball website filled with great minds came up with that same thing already. Good job ESPN, you guys rock!!!!!!!!!

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:30 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

LEECAZ BAIT

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Freezo the fisherman

has hooked the big one.

You get what you pay for.

by LeeCaz on Nov 5, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, K-WIll doin work
According to Bill Madden of The NY Daily News, the Royals have agreed to send the versatile Mark Teahen to the White Sox in exchange for Chris Getz and Josh Fields. Madden says Teahen is expected to replace free agent-to-be Jermaine Dye in rightfield.

The 28-year-old Teahen hit .271/.325/.408 last year, but is a career .261/.325/.514 hitter at U.S. Cellular Field. FanGraphs has him at -2.0 UZR/150 in right, which is a massive upgrade over Dye’s -17.5 mark. Teahen earned $3.575MM in 2009, and has two more years of arbitration eligibility ahead of him. He’s certainly been the subject of many trade rumors over the years.

Getz, 26, was Chicago’s every day second basemen for most of 2009, hitting .261/.324/.347 with 25 stolen bases in 27 attempts. Fields, 28, has struggled to find a place with the White Sox, hitting .229/.302/.416 in 746 plate appearances over the last four years while playing first, third, and left field. Both players are in their pre-arbitration years, and have a combined ten years of team control left.

per MLBTR

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Williams is a funny GM.

He does a lot of terrible things, but enough good things to off set them.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:32 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think he makes terrible moves, you can see his intentions usually

He’s not afraid to take a risk. I like that, he’s one of the ballsier guys, and I would love to trade something for Matt Thornton.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I also appreciate Kenny Williams. A MAN'S GM.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This would be one of the good things.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is there anyway to save a Microsoft Access database to a different folder?

I’m frustrated as all get out trying to access this thing through my vpn and just want to put it on my laptop? Nerds?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:47 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Joe Girardi is just a man, a man with a supersized heart.
Cristiano, a self-described huge Yankees fan, said she hadn’t expect to see either one of then again. But then a 911 call came through about a car accident a short distance away, and so officers suspended the checkpoint and responded to the crash. As she came upon the accident scene, in an area where the parkway’s two lanes turn into three and cars speed by the curve that takes them to the Hutchinson Parkway, Cristiano spotted Girardi.

“He was jumping up and down, trying to flag me down,” she said. “You don’t expect him standing by a car accident trying to help.”

Cristiano said by the time she arrived, the driver, Marie Henry, 27, of Stratford, Conn., was able to get out of the crashed vehicle and declined to be taken to the hospital.

Girardi, who was dressed in a casual T-shirt and jeans, then told them he “had to get going.”

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:55 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

.
I can’t find anything on sexual harassment against men. I am the only male in my office and have had to listen to male-bashing, slander and other forms of harassment that make me uncomfortable. The boss doesn’t want to hear about it, but in fact tends to take the women’s side. My HR director is also a woman and won’t even give me a chance to discuss. Would you give me insight on how to handle this situation?

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 11:01 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

THERE IS...NO...CAROL IN HR, MAC. SHE DOESN'T EXIST.

THIS WHOLE GODDAMNED OFFICE IS A GHOST TOWN!

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hai guiz!

Is there a place I can go to for all my Buccaneers news? Possibly a website? With content?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 11:11 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Aki thinking he can turn every franchise around
“I’m definitely interested in the long term, but I first have to do what I can do. We’ll see what happens. Hopefully, we can go to the playoffs next season.”

by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

How many pennants have we won without him?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, Hinske

He’s a champion’s champion.

"Typical negro, laying down on the job." -R.J. Anderson

by steve-o1285 on Nov 5, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That depends

Do you want to be an art teacher some day?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

EVERYONE'S REACTION TO THIS TOPIC

/KADOOOGE

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This is aweesome.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 1:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

and all her notes are put online and before the test she gives us a study guide.

by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Then what are you bitching about, you should do this in every class that's like that

Gives you more time to play and sell video games

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you have any plans to ever kiss a woman?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A stripper let me kiss her once. I was fucking wasted. It's a great story.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

0 seconds!

I did leave that place with gum on my jeans, though.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gum?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Let's say it wasn't one of America's finest rythmic disrobing establishments.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It was a church cry-room.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

/SRQ'd

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also what kind of people befriend a shitty titty bar on myspace

HEY EVERYBODY I GO TO A SCUMHOLE TO SEE THE C SQUAD ON A WEEKLY BASIS.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BBQ Sauce and old copies of Game Informer.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

In high school, I knew a guy who vomited when he first saw a Playboy.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You kissed a hooker's penis?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

.... yes.

Yes, that’s exactly what happened.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What happens in Rio..

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe relax for a little bit, champ.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Drays Bay User "Andy Hellicksonstine" wins the Humility Award for the week.

Fuck that, actually, he wins it until he actually leaves. Guy is always so humble.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is this carcasms?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Can't stop, won't stop.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:51 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Little spoon?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:52 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Boom

What the girl is a huuge baseball fan, regrettably for the Yanks, can go quote for quote on It’s Always Sunny, her roommate was Green Man for halloween and won free beer at that bar for a year, and she has the prettiest smile I’ve ever seen. Jealous?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:52 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You know why?

BECAUSE HE STEP FATHER PROBABLY MOLESTED HER.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I love it when you reveal your trust issues with women.

TELL US WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE 45 YEAR OLD DAHHKIE.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

PlaOnWords-O, you ah such a fawkin' losah!

But, seriously, maybe you’ve struck gold DraysBay User Sandrew, but 90% of girls who likes sports and like beer have serious confidence issues.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Umm 99% of girls have confidence issues

The other 1% either have a penis, wish they had a penis, or are coplete bitches.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm doing pretty good, everytime my confidence is lacking

I go out and drive my car real fast, or kill a deer, or beat up a little kid. You know, anything to get back in the saddle.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You couldn't be more wrong, friend-o

It was genuine, I know what you mean the girl that throws on her TO jersey and acts like she’s one of the guys, but there was a sincerity to it and a depth of knowledge you don’t find in many fans.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't tell

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

fuckin rec.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Got a pic.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

MY UNCLE WHO IS ALSO MY FATHER.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SMACK SMACK

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Uncle RAW?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No.

He’s a pretty cool guy. I went to the range with him and my uncle and he told me a few things. Not that I was any good beforehand.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Emince Front.

IT’S A NAME DROP!

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Punch your cousin in the perm for me.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Lollerskates

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You see any of that fat loot?

Let the record show that I am not anti-Chris DeMarco, I just found it funny.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

HEY, ASK BARRY ZITO HOW HE GOT TO BE SO DEEP.

IF YOU TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS, YOU MUST BE AN EXTREMELY DEEP PERSON.

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't want you moochers getting any of that sweet Wrangler cash.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My cousin is Rafael Nadal. So.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

1/5

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My other cousin is Tommy Davidson.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

OMFG I love that guy

His late night show was hysterical, I also liked when he was on the Magic Johnson show, he brought a certain panache for hilarity.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll get an autograph for you.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Your WTF moment of last night:

[00:10] Me: Help me come up with a witty status update to piss off Yankee fans
[00:10] SRQ: At least Hitler killed a couple million of your kind before they could see this
[00:10] Me: uh…nevermind.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 1:26 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Make sure to tell everyone we forced you to do this.

So when it bombs we look like horrible people and you look like a victim.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You're taking this comparison to Cartman too far.

Pretty soon, it won’t be possible to separate the two of you and you’ll forever be merged as one.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Who is Kenny?

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I actually did know that

Which DRB user?

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Haven't decided yet.

All I know is I’m Cartman and Peter is Mr. Garrison. You are probably Kyle’s dad.

by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Got my Barca kit, bitches.

But it wasn’t the orange one. :(

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 1:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I don't get the reliance on practice reps as a defensive lineman. Maybe I'm wrong, but you're able to beat your man or you aren't.
As it turns out, Moore was the instigator in a couple shoving matches with starting center Jeff Faine. Moore was a little too physical in his pass rushing during practice and Faine took exception on two occasions.

"[Faine] came in a little late," Moore said. "I’m not going to talk bad about him. It was uncalled for, though. I think I pushed Jerramy Stevens into the quarterback and he came out of nowhere late – real late. Then I pushed Trueblood into the quarterback – both times it was with [Josh] Freeman at quarterback. I did the same thing to Trueblood and [Faine] came real late again. But it’s practice and that’s what Faine does.

"I’m going to keep going hard. That’s what we did at USC. We practiced hard. If they don’t want to go hard, I’m going to go hard anyways. There’s nothing that’s going to change for me."

After two incidents where Freeman was shoved last Thursday, Moore was told by Morris to back off his overly aggressive play.

"He told me to lay off him," Moore said. "He said that once I beat him he wants me to back up off him. But their momentum was going back so far that I couldn’t stop them anyways. He told me to back up off them."

If Moore is driving the likes of Trueblood and Stevens back into the quarterback, and the Bucs have an obvious need for pass rushers, shouldn’t the rookie get a look on Sunday?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 2:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Faine best not step again.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 2:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If Moore is driving the likes of Trueblood and Stevens back into the quarterback, and the Bucs have an obvious need for pass rushers, shouldn’t the rookie get a look on Sunday?

Hell no. Decisions like that would lead to things like…confidence. And victory. We can’t be having any of those things here.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Big Daddy Balls on M&M's:
Especially if I hold a handful of M&M’s for longer than five seconds. After that, it looks like I just smacked a clown.

by the way, where the fuck has Toppah been?

by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 2:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Double breasted suits are for assholes

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's the best you can do?

Nice rec on Fritz the Cat, great flick

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hell yeah, something OrlandoRays and I can agree on

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 5, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Banging cats?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 5, 2009 3:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Just chillin. BTW

I know that “Toppah” comes inspired by the Tawmy from Quinzee posts, but can I pretend it’s an homage to the film Chopper? I just watched it again last night, and fuck that’s a good movie

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 5, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This brings up a point about name changes, namely that like Sandy Kazmirisksonstne; the validity in yours is now limited.

Are you going to change yours, or are you going to start rooting for the Pirates?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So I just put together a quick look at a weighted average WAR for our 2009 bats over the last 3 years

Basically, it weights 2007/2008/2009 at 2/3/5, respectively to come up with a weighted average. If a guy only played the last 2 years then it was at 3/5 and if only in 2009, then that was the wtd. avg:

Name Wtd. Avg.
Evan Longoria 6.49
Ben Zobrist 4.45
Carl Crawford 4.18
Carlos Pena 3.68
Jason Bartlett 3.68
B.J. Upton 3.52
Akinori Iwamura 1.91
Gabe Kapler 1.10
Gabe Gross 1.03
Dioner Navarro 0.88
Gregg Zaun 0.70
Willy Aybar 0.65
Fernando Perez 0.25
Shawn Riggans 0.13
Joe Dillon 0.10
Michel Hernandez 0.09
Reid Brignac (0.03)
Matt Joyce (0.20)
Chris Richard (0.40)
Pat Burrell (0.60)

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 2:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

A similar look at pitching yields

Name Wtd. Avg.
James Shields 4.24
Matt Garza 3.25
Scott Kazmir 2.29
Jeff Niemann 2.00
Andy Sonnanstine 1.65
Wade Davis 1.20
Grant Balfour 1.17
J.P. Howell 1.12
David Price 1.08
Lance Cormier 0.50
Randy Choate 0.40
Dan Wheeler 0.22
Chad Bradford 0.06
Dale Thayer –
Jason Isringhausen –
Winston Abreu –
Brian Shouse (0.10)
Jeff Bennett (0.20)
Russ Springer (0.20)
Joe Nelson (0.40)
Troy Percival (0.45)

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

Lincicum is more like Kazmir then I originally thought: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4627319

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Same as a parking ticket there, nothing to see here.

Like he can’t afford 600 bucks

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Until the MLB determines that the weed is enhancing his performance and suspends him for 40 games

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 8:51 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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