OTTOTD 11/5: Back to Normal Edition
[Doug] Williams has been impressed with Freeman's development, and said that he sees a gunslinger of a quarterback when he watches Freeman in practice. Morris said that is what the Buccaneers need.
"That is today's quarterback, you talk about all the great quarterbacks and they are gunslingers," Morris said. "They all go through their trials and tribulations. I guess Brett [Favre] is the guy you want to talk about now being the ultimate gunslinger. He leads the league in interceptions, but I don't think he ever remembers that stat. He just thinks of how many touchdowns he threw, and how many wins he has, and how many Super Bowls. That's got to be a quarterback's mentality in this league."
.....eff.
Actual Facebook status:
Congratulations to the New York Yankees on Number 27! In a summer of fucked upness and surrealism, its nice to see something to remind you of normalcy
My comment:
Since when is 27 out of 100+ tries normal in any way?
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Damn you mine is so much better
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:01 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Also 13 minutes late.
And it doesn’t contain mercury-hawt wit like:
Since when is 27 out of 100+ tries normal in any way?
BOOM.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow you really showed that jizz-trap a what-for.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He said he'd stop watching baseball because I fucking ripped his stupid guts out with that remark.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Over that
What a puss, that guy is a microcosm of why America is fuct.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I screamed it at him while banging his grandma.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's nasty
Did she take her teeth out?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The Doug Williams quote this morning was gut wrenching.
Drew Brees does not turn the ball over. Tom Brady does not turn the ball over. Peyton Manning does not turn the ball over.
Brett Farve loves to turn the ball over.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:05 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
He just thinks of how many superbowls he's won
Umm one? When he had an elite team around him.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And the other one he lost to Lazarus Elway.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Elway > Favre.
I don’t mean to be a dick, but Favre is one of the most overrated quarterbacks of all time, even when he was good.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
HE OVERCOME AN ADDICTION TO PAINKILLERS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Overcome an addiction to opiates and deal with bipolar depression?
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:13 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE WITH A BROKEN THUMB?
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:13 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DONE SUTTREE AND IMA LET YOU FINNISH, BUT BRETT FAVRE IS ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE TO OVERCOME ADDICTION OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The Terrell Davis show has been missed
Because of him, whenever we’d score a goal playing soccer we would all look at the goal scorer and salute. Oh to be 17 again
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, because Dorsey Levens, Edgar Bennett and a washed up Andre Rison makes up an elite team.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Considering I grew up in Wisconsin at that time, yeah.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, no. I'm a Dolphin Fan and I think Marino is the best QB ever.
I just support Favre.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Marino was gay dawg.
MAYBE YOUR LINE WOULD BLOCK BETTER IF YOU STOPPED BITCHING EVERY FIVE SECONDS, DAN.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Throwing helmets at people on the sidelines is how championships are made
I remember about 4 years ago on CBS Boomer Esiason called Peyton “this generations Dan Marino” implying that Peyton would get all the numbers without getting a championship. Dan was sitting next to him creating fire between his hands and grinding his teeth to the roots. The look on his face was priceless.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, you grew up in Wisconsin, but root for the Fins? You gay dawg.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And the Canes. Who wouldathunkit?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you say that?
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You're a giant twat.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
BITE ME HOMIE.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That defense was awesome
I think you forget about Dorse the Horse as a certain senile, white-haired, former broadcaster used to call him in his video game. Bennett was the short-yardage back and Levens was great catching out of the backfield which is something Favre does pretty dang well.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Edgar was fucking fantastic when the Packers still ran the sweep all game long.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He reminds me of a young Paul Hornung
-Raymondo’d
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
ahahahaha
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Doug Williams is a dirty whore for thinking this.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully he doesn't truly believe it.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thankfully his job is identifying and evaluating talent, not putting together a competitive team.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping Dominik is a smart, progressive guy.
But I doubt it.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He's difficult to evaluate, but I really only disagree with the Clayton re-signing. He's made some solid moves.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It depends on what his role was in the hiring of the coordinators
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the Clayton re-signing was a product of false hope.
Not sure it really matters in the long-run (I don’t recall his signing bonus) but I did like the Winslow trade and the draft class.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:13 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I was against the Winslow trade, but it deserves props now.
He’s not a game breaker, but the guy’s our best receiver.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Still Not Sure
if his body doesn’t hold up long or he goes off the loony bin before the team turns around, it will prove to not be worth it. I also hated the extension before a single practice.
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I was for it.
The guy had talent. He had injury questions too and some character smudges, but a mid-2nd rounder for a younger TE with huge upside isn’t awful.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No, if we were competitive it would have been a steal (Gonzo-ATL)
Given context, I don’t think it made sense.
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes you have to take risks.
We’re not so far out that he’ll be using a walker when we’re good again.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I am not sure I'd put my money behind Winslow being a key contributor to a Bucs playoff team
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We signed KW2 to all that money so that KW3 would be enticed to play here when we finally
have a winning team in 2038, assuming the world doesn’t end in 2012.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You know the Gregorian calendar is 6 years off from the Mayan calendar, right? Their 2012 occurred in 2006.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:41 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think that a civilization that had advanced further than any other, to the point of making human sacrifice cool
didn’t think of this? Use your brain moran.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They also invented soccer.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, we signed a FA in his prime years!
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a minute, am I disagreeing with other blogstaff?
What time should I expect to be removed from the masthead?
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
RIGHT FUCKING NOW PISSANT
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
RJ is actively deleting posts at the moment.
THIS KELLEN WINSLOW DISAGREEMENT WILL HAVE NEVER EXISTED.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe its time for an SBN intervention
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm about to have an intervention on your literacy
Quit being so GD right all the time.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I believe its GSD right
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Not if I abbreviate
PLEASE DON’T BAN ME MOODS!!!!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He's going to need to soldier up huge for Free.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm kind of excited to see what happens. I'm allowing myself to get all hot and bothered by Freeman's potential.
A couple nice post patterns to Winslow, some crosses to Sammie, a deep ball to Bryant and I’ll be sucking cock.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard not to like his physical skills. And his poor collegiate completion rate is probably misleading.
He wasn’t surrounded by the 99 St Louis Rams, you know? I’d be happy with something like 15/27, 170, 1 TD, 2 INT.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, the going back to visit his family thing is redic overblown right now.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
eh, I don't have a problem with Freeman for it.
I do have a problem with the coaching staff wasting practice time like that.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe after a year of experience!
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm really excited by (insert rookie's name here). He's showing a lot of progress. I like that he takes chances and gives
us a chance to win. (Insert rookie’s name here) could someday be an elite passer if he keeps his head on straight and doesn’t get down on himself when he throws the inevitable pick.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
20+ comments on the AFL in a Get Me Over column
The Apocalypse is Upon Us
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I was going to give that post a linear weight of .25
Not bad for a get-me-over
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Best Bucs mock draft of all time?
by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
ALL THESE GUYS ARE SURE TO BE AVAILABLE IN THESE ROUNDS.
I fucking hate mock drafts. And anytime you can draft a fullback in the first round, you gotta do it.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hi
I watch 3 teams all year so I only know those guys, but with the number one pick the Bucs need to take Timmy Tebow for the sole reason that he will do free in-house circumcisions for some of our players that haven’t reveled in the might and majesty of the lord. Also, he will be a force to be reckoned with.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
FTFM
lord Lord
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't get Tebow?
Let’s draft another Gator top 5! Can’t miss with Gators!
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
JUST SAY NO TO THAT THUG SPIKES!!!!1
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I would dig Spikes.
I mean, not Top 5… but, I would dig him.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If we're going to base a first-round pick simply based on leadership off the field, Tebow seems to be the immediate choice.
This makes sense.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
G.O.A.T
Tim Tebow is the Derek Jeter of pigskin
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"Tebow is not just a Gator favorite–he's EVERYONE'S favorite."
How dare you mock EVERYONE’s favorite player!
by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ra's Al Ghoul, fuckwit.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
*pops Jedi hood*
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
/Writes fanfiction about how the Rays are his sister.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's not fanfiction, friend.
That’s fact. The Rays are all up in his sister.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:52 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The Rays are his sister?
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
God *may* understand what you're trying to say here.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I just got an e-mail from ESPN where the name of a new feature is
“Beyond The Box Scores”
Clever, it’s almost like a baseball website filled with great minds came up with that same thing already. Good job ESPN, you guys rock!!!!!!!!!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:30 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
LEECAZ BAIT
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by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Freezo the fisherman
has hooked the big one.
You get what you pay for.
by LeeCaz on Nov 5, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, K-WIll doin work
According to Bill Madden of The NY Daily News, the Royals have agreed to send the versatile Mark Teahen to the White Sox in exchange for Chris Getz and Josh Fields. Madden says Teahen is expected to replace free agent-to-be Jermaine Dye in rightfield.
The 28-year-old Teahen hit .271/.325/.408 last year, but is a career .261/.325/.514 hitter at U.S. Cellular Field. FanGraphs has him at -2.0 UZR/150 in right, which is a massive upgrade over Dye’s -17.5 mark. Teahen earned $3.575MM in 2009, and has two more years of arbitration eligibility ahead of him. He’s certainly been the subject of many trade rumors over the years.
Getz, 26, was Chicago’s every day second basemen for most of 2009, hitting .261/.324/.347 with 25 stolen bases in 27 attempts. Fields, 28, has struggled to find a place with the White Sox, hitting .229/.302/.416 in 746 plate appearances over the last four years while playing first, third, and left field. Both players are in their pre-arbitration years, and have a combined ten years of team control left.
per MLBTR
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Williams is a funny GM.
He does a lot of terrible things, but enough good things to off set them.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he makes terrible moves, you can see his intentions usually
He’s not afraid to take a risk. I like that, he’s one of the ballsier guys, and I would love to trade something for Matt Thornton.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I also appreciate Kenny Williams. A MAN'S GM.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This would be one of the good things.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Floridians are smrt
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:42 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Is there anyway to save a Microsoft Access database to a different folder?
I’m frustrated as all get out trying to access this thing through my vpn and just want to put it on my laptop? Nerds?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:47 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
RIP RD as well.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He'll be back.
P Brady’s crush on him scared him off.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
RIP Kericr too? He's been part time of late.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Work has been murder.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 1:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Bandwagon fans
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
“He loved all kinds of music, AM talk radio, Johnny Cash, Boston sports and reading.”
by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Nov 5, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Girardi is just a man, a man with a supersized heart.
Cristiano, a self-described huge Yankees fan, said she hadn’t expect to see either one of then again. But then a 911 call came through about a car accident a short distance away, and so officers suspended the checkpoint and responded to the crash. As she came upon the accident scene, in an area where the parkway’s two lanes turn into three and cars speed by the curve that takes them to the Hutchinson Parkway, Cristiano spotted Girardi.
“He was jumping up and down, trying to flag me down,” she said. “You don’t expect him standing by a car accident trying to help.”
Cristiano said by the time she arrived, the driver, Marie Henry, 27, of Stratford, Conn., was able to get out of the crashed vehicle and declined to be taken to the hospital.
Girardi, who was dressed in a casual T-shirt and jeans, then told them he “had to get going.”
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 10:55 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Girardi is around car accidents all the time.
See: his bullpen management.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What is watching Dioner Navarro attempt to walk.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
JEPORDY
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Or breathe without assistance.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T MEAN JIM LEYRITZ?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously it wasn't game day or Raheem would have had his ass in a suit and tie
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
.
I can’t find anything on sexual harassment against men. I am the only male in my office and have had to listen to male-bashing, slander and other forms of harassment that make me uncomfortable. The boss doesn’t want to hear about it, but in fact tends to take the women’s side. My HR director is also a woman and won’t even give me a chance to discuss. Would you give me insight on how to handle this situation?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 11:01 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS...NO...CAROL IN HR, MAC. SHE DOESN'T EXIST.
THIS WHOLE GODDAMNED OFFICE IS A GHOST TOWN!
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So South Park last night had a string of like 8
consecutive video game commercials.
by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 11:03 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
YOU FAIL AT LIFE.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 5, 2009 11:04 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Did you take a nice nap after spider-webbing your room?

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hai guiz!
Is there a place I can go to for all my Buccaneers news? Possibly a website? With content?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 11:11 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Aki thinking he can turn every franchise around
“I’m definitely interested in the long term, but I first have to do what I can do. We’ll see what happens. Hopefully, we can go to the playoffs next season.”
by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Aki was the heart and soul of this team.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
How many pennants have we won without him?
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He played this year.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, Hinske
He’s a champion’s champion.
"Typical negro, laying down on the job." -R.J. Anderson
by steve-o1285 on Nov 5, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Is it bad I am constantly not going to Art class?
by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 11:30 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Did you mean considering or are you missing a ton of time?
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Meh I haven't been going. Missed like 4 in the last couple weeks. I go to like one a week and we have 2.
by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That depends
Do you want to be an art teacher some day?
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Then just take you C and be happy
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
OHH LOOK AT ME COLLEGE IS SO HARD
I’ve no sympathy.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
EVERYONE'S REACTION TO THIS TOPIC

/KADOOOGE
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is aweesome.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 1:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Does she take roll and does your grade rely on attendance?
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
and all her notes are put online and before the test she gives us a study guide.
by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Are there any chicks in the class who would put up with you?
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Then what are you bitching about, you should do this in every class that's like that
Gives you more time to play and sell video games
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I made 200 dollars last night selling a couple games.
by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have any plans to ever kiss a woman?
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They don't let you kiss them
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
A stripper let me kiss her once. I was fucking wasted. It's a great story.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well this place is dead, how long did she make you kiss her penis?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
0 seconds!
I did leave that place with gum on my jeans, though.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Gum?
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's say it wasn't one of America's finest rythmic disrobing establishments.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It was a church cry-room.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the worst place I know in the Roc, The Barrel is world-renowned
http://www.myspace.com/barrelofdolls
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know, the smell usually drives me away before I can even see a titty
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
/SRQ'd
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Women need to smear themselves in BBQ sauce to attract the SRQ Man.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Also what kind of people befriend a shitty titty bar on myspace
HEY EVERYBODY I GO TO A SCUMHOLE TO SEE THE C SQUAD ON A WEEKLY BASIS.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
BBQ Sauce and old copies of Game Informer.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
SRQ has no time to read shit he's already read.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Umm could you turn the page over your nipple, I'm trying to read about The Legend Of Zelda: Link Still Has Not Gotten Any Ass From Zelda, Why Does He Keep Rescuing Her?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He's an elf?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure Link is an Elf?
I really don’t know. I mean, he looks like one by your standard conventions of fantasy.
Then again, you’re trying to kill a pig, so whatever.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well slap my ass and call me Sally.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What kind of strip club sells hot dogs?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
In high school, I knew a guy who vomited when he first saw a Playboy.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You went to school with P Brady?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I have a funny story along these lines, but that would be so Sandrew to try topping someone else's story.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You kissed a hooker's penis?
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
.... yes.
Yes, that’s exactly what happened.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's gay broseph
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What happens in Rio..
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I can't help it that my life is so great
We can’t all be out to optimize the universe
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You don't have the skill to click links all day.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
My skills are more of the lingual-type than the type-type
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This man's coif has got nothing on my tangles

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I spent 30 dollars bowling and on a pitcher and got a girl to fall in love with me
I like my night better
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe relax for a little bit, champ.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Of ice-cold, delicious Labatt Blue Light
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Drays Bay User "Andy Hellicksonstine" wins the Humility Award for the week.
Fuck that, actually, he wins it until he actually leaves. Guy is always so humble.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Is this carcasms?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Can't stop, won't stop.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Little spoon?
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Boom
What the girl is a huuge baseball fan, regrettably for the Yanks, can go quote for quote on It’s Always Sunny, her roommate was Green Man for halloween and won free beer at that bar for a year, and she has the prettiest smile I’ve ever seen. Jealous?
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Women who watch Sunny, claim to like sports, and claim to drink beer are always liars and fucking terrible.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You know why?
BECAUSE HE STEP FATHER PROBABLY MOLESTED HER.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I watched the game with her and she was the most knowledgeable female fan this side of Christina
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Which is her overcompensating for something terrible in her past to make her more appealing to men.
She probably has a penis, brah.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I love it when you reveal your trust issues with women.
TELL US WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE 45 YEAR OLD DAHHKIE.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
PlaOnWords-O, you ah such a fawkin' losah!
But, seriously, maybe you’ve struck gold DraysBay User Sandrew, but 90% of girls who likes sports and like beer have serious confidence issues.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Umm 99% of girls have confidence issues
The other 1% either have a penis, wish they had a penis, or are coplete bitches.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
WE HAVE ZERO CONFIDENCE ISSUES BECAUSE WE ARE MEN.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm doing pretty good, everytime my confidence is lacking
I go out and drive my car real fast, or kill a deer, or beat up a little kid. You know, anything to get back in the saddle.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You wouldn't
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You couldn't be more wrong, friend-o
It was genuine, I know what you mean the girl that throws on her TO jersey and acts like she’s one of the guys, but there was a sincerity to it and a depth of knowledge you don’t find in many fans.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
She's a Yankees fan, she probably has AIDS.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If anything, judging by her skin tone, the worst she could have is the HIV
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't expect you to
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't tell
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This was super sarcastic
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure you didn't white bread.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You wouldn't
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure your pulse is working
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It appears to be, so I don't know what you're suggesting.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Do I have to spell it out for you?
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it, this is a spelling bee now?
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Unless your name is Nashim Patel you have no chance of winning
This is not sarcasm!
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So the Gameday Giveaway at the Bucs game on Sunday is a free t-shirt. Could be a cool throwback one.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 11:58 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
That's about as awesome as that Army commercial that said, join up and get a free hat.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
fuckin rec.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. Tobacco Free Florida gave some awesome ones away at the Tennessee game.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Gators logo on the front, TBF logo on the back. I think I got like 6 of them.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't chew, I don't dip, and I don't smoke.
However, I do needles.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It looks like it's made out of cardboard
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They can't all be winners.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Meh. Free shit is free shit.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You selected that you like Chris DeMarco on your profile page
Wow man, just wow.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I personally know him. He's a friend of my uncle.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
MY UNCLE WHO IS ALSO MY FATHER.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
SMACK SMACK
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Uncle RAW?
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No.
He’s a pretty cool guy. I went to the range with him and my uncle and he told me a few things. Not that I was any good beforehand.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If I were a name drop I'd mention that Barry Zito is my cousin.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Punch your cousin in the perm for me.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He's a total dick so.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Lollerskates
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You see any of that fat loot?
Let the record show that I am not anti-Chris DeMarco, I just found it funny.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
HEY, ASK BARRY ZITO HOW HE GOT TO BE SO DEEP.
IF YOU TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS, YOU MUST BE AN EXTREMELY DEEP PERSON.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He's a douchebag who cut all ties to the family as soon as he got to the big leagues.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't want you moochers getting any of that sweet Wrangler cash.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Good, what did those people ever do for him
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN ARM COULD FEED HIMSELF AT 3 WEEKS
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It didn't really bother me because I'd only met him 2 or 3 times.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So, Aki's interpreter is now a Rays scout.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
My cousin is Rafael Nadal. So.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Explains the whatever Spanish stereotype bothers you the most.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
1/5
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
My other cousin is Tommy Davidson.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
OMFG I love that guy
His late night show was hysterical, I also liked when he was on the Magic Johnson show, he brought a certain panache for hilarity.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll get an autograph for you.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, anything is better than the abortion that is Wanda Sykes talking.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Paging Mr. Suttree. Paging Mr. Suttree to the Blue Phone. Again. Mr. Suttree to the Blue Phone.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I knew it
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic
"Typical negro, laying down on the job." -R.J. Anderson
by steve-o1285 on Nov 5, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Please do realize this was one
of LD mechanics pages.
Why do you kill threads????
by Some other guy who does not care on Nov 5, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Your WTF moment of last night:
[00:10] Me: Help me come up with a witty status update to piss off Yankee fans
[00:10] SRQ: At least Hitler killed a couple million of your kind before they could see this
[00:10] Me: uh…nevermind.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 1:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Still hilariously funny.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What would you rather me break down for BJ Upton
Day N Nite or Drop by Rich Boy?
by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 1:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Make sure to tell everyone we forced you to do this.
So when it bombs we look like horrible people and you look like a victim.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you guys. You guys are assholes
especially Kenny
by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You're taking this comparison to Cartman too far.
Pretty soon, it won’t be possible to separate the two of you and you’ll forever be merged as one.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Nov 5, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Who is Kenny?
Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla
by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually did know that
Which DRB user?
Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla
by FreeZorilla on Nov 5, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't decided yet.
All I know is I’m Cartman and Peter is Mr. Garrison. You are probably Kyle’s dad.
by SRQman on Nov 5, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Got my Barca kit, bitches.
But it wasn’t the orange one. :(
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 1:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Orange makes you look like a pumpkin or SRQ.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Orange soccer kits are the best.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 2:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Been hanging out in Amsterdam too much, mate.
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 2:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get the reliance on practice reps as a defensive lineman. Maybe I'm wrong, but you're able to beat your man or you aren't.
As it turns out, Moore was the instigator in a couple shoving matches with starting center Jeff Faine. Moore was a little too physical in his pass rushing during practice and Faine took exception on two occasions.
"[Faine] came in a little late," Moore said. "I’m not going to talk bad about him. It was uncalled for, though. I think I pushed Jerramy Stevens into the quarterback and he came out of nowhere late – real late. Then I pushed Trueblood into the quarterback – both times it was with [Josh] Freeman at quarterback. I did the same thing to Trueblood and [Faine] came real late again. But it’s practice and that’s what Faine does.
"I’m going to keep going hard. That’s what we did at USC. We practiced hard. If they don’t want to go hard, I’m going to go hard anyways. There’s nothing that’s going to change for me."
After two incidents where Freeman was shoved last Thursday, Moore was told by Morris to back off his overly aggressive play.
"He told me to lay off him," Moore said. "He said that once I beat him he wants me to back up off him. But their momentum was going back so far that I couldn’t stop them anyways. He told me to back up off them."
If Moore is driving the likes of Trueblood and Stevens back into the quarterback, and the Bucs have an obvious need for pass rushers, shouldn’t the rookie get a look on Sunday?
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 2:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't sound angry enough. I like my players to be going a thousand miles a minute, not thinking, just reacting emotionally
This was way too calm of a response.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Faine best not step again.
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 5, 2009 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If Moore is driving the likes of Trueblood and Stevens back into the quarterback, and the Bucs have an obvious need for pass rushers, shouldn’t the rookie get a look on Sunday?
Hell no. Decisions like that would lead to things like…confidence. And victory. We can’t be having any of those things here.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously though, pushing Stevens back into the QB ain't shit. He's not that good as a pass blocker. He's a much better run-blocker. And Raper.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You could've left run-blocked and it would've implied raper.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You're right. I missed it.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The only thing Stevens can block are sophomore girls trying to get to the exit.
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus man, he's not Mark Chmura.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
My bad, carry on
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 2:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
My walks/IP?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Big Daddy Balls on M&M's:
Especially if I hold a handful of M&M’s for longer than five seconds. After that, it looks like I just smacked a clown.
by the way, where the fuck has Toppah been?
by Suttree on Nov 5, 2009 2:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Probably wearing his double breasted suits and $500 shoes to important events like Al-Anon meetings and children's birthday parties.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 2:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Double breasted suits are for assholes
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If the $500 dollar shoe fits
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's the best you can do?
Nice rec on Fritz the Cat, great flick
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hell yeah, something OrlandoRays and I can agree on
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 5, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Banging cats?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 5, 2009 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Just chillin. BTW
I know that “Toppah” comes inspired by the Tawmy from Quinzee posts, but can I pretend it’s an homage to the film Chopper? I just watched it again last night, and fuck that’s a good movie
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 5, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This brings up a point about name changes, namely that like Sandy Kazmirisksonstne; the validity in yours is now limited.
Are you going to change yours, or are you going to start rooting for the Pirates?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So I just put together a quick look at a weighted average WAR for our 2009 bats over the last 3 years
Basically, it weights 2007/2008/2009 at 2/3/5, respectively to come up with a weighted average. If a guy only played the last 2 years then it was at 3/5 and if only in 2009, then that was the wtd. avg:
Name Wtd. Avg.
Evan Longoria 6.49
Ben Zobrist 4.45
Carl Crawford 4.18
Carlos Pena 3.68
Jason Bartlett 3.68
B.J. Upton 3.52
Akinori Iwamura 1.91
Gabe Kapler 1.10
Gabe Gross 1.03
Dioner Navarro 0.88
Gregg Zaun 0.70
Willy Aybar 0.65
Fernando Perez 0.25
Shawn Riggans 0.13
Joe Dillon 0.10
Michel Hernandez 0.09
Reid Brignac (0.03)
Matt Joyce (0.20)
Chris Richard (0.40)
Pat Burrell (0.60)
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 2:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
It's really quick and dirty, but I thought you guys might like to see it.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
A similar look at pitching yields
Name Wtd. Avg.
James Shields 4.24
Matt Garza 3.25
Scott Kazmir 2.29
Jeff Niemann 2.00
Andy Sonnanstine 1.65
Wade Davis 1.20
Grant Balfour 1.17
J.P. Howell 1.12
David Price 1.08
Lance Cormier 0.50
Randy Choate 0.40
Dan Wheeler 0.22
Chad Bradford 0.06
Dale Thayer –
Jason Isringhausen –
Winston Abreu –
Brian Shouse (0.10)
Jeff Bennett (0.20)
Russ Springer (0.20)
Joe Nelson (0.40)
Troy Percival (0.45)
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently
Lincicum is more like Kazmir then I originally thought: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4627319
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Nov 5, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Same as a parking ticket there, nothing to see here.
Like he can’t afford 600 bucks
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 5, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Until the MLB determines that the weed is enhancing his performance and suspends him for 40 games
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 8:51 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Can we talk about Sterijuana for a minute?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 9:33 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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