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OTTOTD 11/06/09: Dicktowel Weekends

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Dear Chase I feel like I can call you chase because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

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Get on your knees and take a blast in your mouth

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 9:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

FYI

DICK TOWEL

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 9:45 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You really want to feel that steel in your mouth.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Your breasts are great, but we want to go a little bigger, like freaky and disgusting

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, SBN, when can we hear Suzyn Waldman call the last three outs of the World Series?

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 10:20 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Dear God no

I’m sure her head fell off after the last out and a million spiders crawled out of her neck hole.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 10:27 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Her skin shattered into a thousand million maggots.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Chase Utley, World F***ing Runners Up (Audio NSFW)

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 6, 2009 10:27 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Nov 6, 2009 10:38 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dan Snyder: Sharkey
Cris Collinsworth tried to maybe easy Riggins in the direction of saying that Snyder is a bad GM instead of a bad person, but Riggins made it clear what he meant.
“Let me put it to you this way, Cris, this person’s heart is dark.”

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 10:22 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Dan Snyder scours the shinre

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 10:26 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is Riggins just a hateful ex player or is he really just that disgusted with Snyder and the direction of the Skins?

I can see his point and angle, but I don’t know how much it helps to have a celebrated member of the past just rip the organization a new one every week.

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 6, 2009 10:26 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The fans are going to tease Danny into selling the team.

ITS A FOOLPROOF OPERATION.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 10:27 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fans love that stuff though

The sad thing, is if they had a mediocre QB they could be a decent team.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

8-1 last week, rglass, 8-1

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Nov 6, 2009 10:39 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Do you guys like my new tattoo?

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 10:45 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

D'Al Capone Al Pacino Morris

Good luck getting a job buddy.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 10:46 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He'll just work in a garage fixing El Caminos

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 6, 2009 10:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Does the one on his head say "F--- You"?

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 6, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You mean my head?

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Why am I so sad?

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jeremy Hermida is a Sawk?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, man I'm all broken up that we'll see Hermida's no-hit ass instead of Jason Bay. Oh what a terrible day.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Droid drops today.

God damn I can’t wait to get out of my ATT contract.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 10:49 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I already did that. It's cool that way, but my buddy's rooted HTC can do even more.

And since I can’t receive cell phone calls IN MY OWN HOUSE, I’m going to switch to Verizon.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You just defeated your own argument. 'People in general' don't jailbreak iPhones.

I consider them a wash. iPhone has too many missing features, while Droid runs on Motorola tech (blech), and is offered only through Verizon Wireless (who absolutely love robbing users of ‘features’ like non-DRM ringtones, wallpapers, applications, etc). It’s the #1 reason why I stay away from Verizon.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Nov 6, 2009 11:06 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Verizon said they wouldn't intrude on the open source shit.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well people in general should jailbreak iPhone... :D

Download Free Movies & Music
Every AppStore App free
Download Torrents
VNC
Transfer via FTP
Turn-By-Turn Directions
Find a lost/stolen iPhone via GPS
Terminal access
Customize all sounds and visuals

I mean the list goes on and on. I’m unfamiliar with iPhone competitors, but can any of them do any of the things I listed?

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Nov 6, 2009 11:10 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was looking into this and the Stom2

I decided to go the other way, phone downgrade to cut my bill in half.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 6, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Two weeks without me in an OTTOTD.

I hope there’s even a DRB by the time I get back.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:07 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

THANK FUCKING GOD

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me you're taking Pbrady with you

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You're confusing me with DRB User and fearless real namer Pete Suttree.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:11 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but more immediately to Orlando for work stuff.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet. Are you going to visit the old stomping grounds of UWW?

I’m not going back this year. Instead, I get to attend my girlfriend’s extended family Thanksgiving where everyone stands in a fucking circle and hold hands. Then everyone goes around one-by-one to say what their thankful for.

I want to shoot myself in the face.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 6, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Look who learned a new word

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope to trek up there for some Karinas.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Work training in Orlando.

Got to learn how to repair school buses.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He promised to fix my gutters, so.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like to avoid both my and my girlfriends families on all Hollidays. ThxGvng is probably the hardest to avoid, but Xmas is leave TGN1 alone for bball and chinese food day.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:21 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

It's like I forgot how to hit the reply link

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Who the hell doesn't like Xmas?

My first Thanksgiving in Florida was right after I moved here and didn’t know anyone. I made myself beer brats and StoveTop. Best. Thanksgiving. Ever.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 6, 2009 11:26 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Christmas is awful

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Now it is. I'm older and I don't get presents.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This

I get the jist, but it has been completely raped by capitalism. That Thanksgiving sounds awesome.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Christmas day is a great day to spend alone. The NBA schedules marquee matchups from noon until 3am or some shit.

All you gotta do is find some bomb-ass lo mein and you’ve got a day. Plus family makes GF leave me alone, it’s pretty awesome.

The holiday is for children, who i can’t stand.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank god im gay and impotent

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I spend Christmas Day with my Dad

watching N.B.A. while my step-mom makes us lunch and dinner. It’s gonna be even better this year with my half brother gone.

by SRQman on Nov 6, 2009 11:38 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be in the Adirondacks at my mom's new cabin bar-hopping on snow-mobiles until I black out, then I'll probably

do that for a little while longer, come back, eat some food and pass out. I’m stoked.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Christ, you are a coconut-shell necklace wearing cuntdribble, aren't you?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's a swift rivulet of jizz.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know what any of this means

I don’t wear jewelry

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Whatevs, bitch. We know you manage a Hollister.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Donkey puncher.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Does that involve eskimo kissing?

If so I’ll have to think about it.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's how things get done

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like Thanksgiving the best of all holidays.

Kickass food, football, and drinking without consequence on a weekday.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The football is generally lousy

The last good game I remember was that Miami-Dallas game in the snow in Dallas when Leon Lett fucked it all up. I think that was 15 years ago.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This.

It’s always disappointing because they insist on keeping the god damn Lions as one game.

by SRQman on Nov 6, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They should make the bucs

and their throwbacks on thanksgiving but…

Why do you kill threads????

by Some other guy who does not care on Nov 6, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Better than watching some Dreamworks animated marathon.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Luckily since I'm neither a pedarast nor a parent

This is never in the cards, ever.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What do you do on TGiv, Awesome Andy?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And some throwback Mark Sanchez gear.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That was last year.

He might get that Ace of Spades tat filled in, tho.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I've got an entire back-40 fenceline of barbed wire around my body along

the major veins and arteries on my arms, legs, neck, and genitals

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:52 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

U LEGIT.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought I made that clear earlier

Last year we drank a 1.75 of Jack in 90 mins, built a bonfire on the snow, ate some food, watched some football, played some cards, talked some shit, it was a great time.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YES, WATCHED SOME FOOTBALL.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Showing up stoned to TG is out of the question this year, sadly.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TSA doesn't consider bags of weed a carry-on.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:51 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Brah, that's nothing. Me and my bro's KILLED a bottle of Early Times in 30 minutes. TOPS.

Then we all shaved our heads, did lines of coke and ran ourselves into plexiglass. THANKSGIVING IS ROCKIN’.

by Suttree on Nov 6, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So more spurnable ideas,

Start:

1) Desean Jackson
2) Vincent Jackson
3) Miles Austin

Why do you kill threads????

by Some other guy who does not care on Nov 6, 2009 11:37 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

You can't start all of them?

Austin is going against a tough defense, but it’s tough to bet against him right now. The Sean Jackson is going against a terrible defense and is probably the best big play guy in the league right now, so he’s essentially a guarantee and Vincent Jackson has been nasty. Do you really have all three?

by Suttree on Nov 6, 2009 11:38 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Stable.

How quaint and racist of you.

by Suttree on Nov 6, 2009 11:40 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jealous?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My punter is on a bye week wait til next week

Shane Lechler is a hero

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I have Lechler too, Though my punts don’t count for much.

Why do you kill threads????

by Some other guy who does not care on Nov 6, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

And its a 2 reciever league

Why do you kill threads????

by Some other guy who does not care on Nov 6, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Start every Packer you have.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh hey guys

Percy is a Free agent. We should sign him for 3 years, 100 mil.

Why do you kill threads????

by Some other guy who does not care on Nov 6, 2009 11:46 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

SO
Dumping Kazmir’s salary and starting Meatballs Sonnanstine against the Boston Red Sox during the most crucial part of the playoff run was how I rememebr the Kaz trade shaking out. I doubt many of casual fans stuck around to watch Wade Davis after the white flag was raised and waved there. Or maybe all they caught was Davis’ 2.2 innings and 8 ER given up to Boston in his second outing. Not encouraging to a team that plays Boston 18 times a year.

Rodriguez is not a proven commadity, no matter how much upside you see in him. The road is littered with guys who can’t miss but did. Aki was not only a proven, popular guy but an above average 2nd baseman. The casual fans understand this was about finance, not about who the best guy to play second base was.

It is not what I want the RFO to do, it is what they need to do if they want to get people into the Trop. Stu’s comments about “true fans will understand this” are confrontational to fans. If I disagree with this move somehow I am less than a real fan?? Not a going get them lining up at the gate with that line. Saying this is how we do things, get used to it. Wait, I didn’t like that trade, and now you are telling me all I have to look forward to from your team are more trades I don’t like?? Yea, not going to have them standing in line for tickets with that comment either. Stu is obviously not of the you catch more flies with honey than vinegar school. He is used to giving orders and people obeying but it does not work that way with BB fans. You cannot order them to like how you do things and expect them to show up.

Like it or not the Rays need to get fans into the game and they need to get some PR spin going if they want to do so. Many more player meet and greets during and in the off season, and with the popular guys that have good name recognition mixed in with the less famous. Some community involvement in targeted areas. Keeping Stu from talking to the press. More and bigger contests to get people to enter. They need to focus on fun and positive Rays issues, and not allow just the salary dumps to be the news. If that is all people hear, that will be the focus on. They need to make the Rays the good guys, not the cheap guys. If they need to get a PR firm that specializes in that.

Why do you kill threads????

by Some other guy who does not care on Nov 6, 2009 11:52 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

This will make you happy
I can’t understand your bitterness. You guys in the Bay area are the luckiest fans in the country and you are talking about just watching high school and little league teams because the Rays are destined for mediocrity.

First of all, I think the Rays will be competitive. They have a great starting rotation and great young players. Getting Jesse Chavez helps to settle a weak bullpen.

I don’t live in the Bay area, but visit every couple of years. You fans in Tampa and St. Petersburg have a great stadium. Talk all you want about Busch Stadium or Turner Field, the Dome is the best.
I don’t have to worry about parking, I get great seats at the lowest prices. I am comfortable (Have you ever sat in St. Louis in mid-summer?) and I have good concessions and memorabilia at fairly decent prices.

You don’t appreciate what you have- a major league baseball team that looks great for the future in an area that is very great to be in. Certainly watch those amateur teams play, but don’t give up on the Rays!!

Seriously

Why do you kill threads????

by Some other guy who does not care on Nov 6, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I'll rec this too

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You went in your pop? Did he like it?

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I got the hookup on first row of press box level on 1B side.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You Are a Disgusting Whore

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Nov 6, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What is your ticket package? Saturdays?

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No lube!

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to throw sandwiches at you from on high.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You will never see me with a fucking cowbell.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 12:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like where this is going. You better fucking lay off Billy Collins or bad things will happen

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to destroy you

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Facts of life: This isn't the 17th century and girls aren't impressed by poetry

Andrew Marvel would die a virgin

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mistress Status: Still Coy

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, I love neging on some HB 9+

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My style suits me because I've been doing it for decades

Good luck, you can’t just DL an emulator and be me.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 12:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't take my eyes off the Fangraphs widget, actually.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 12:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm reccing this with every fibre of my being

I like how he mentions the only start where Wade Davis didn’t have his superman cape on. Also, Meatballs Sonnanstine OMFG THIS IS THE GREATEST NICKNAME I HAVE EVER HEARD.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I liked the first one, but I was too sleepy to watch last night's.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Suttree, make Vaginal Hubris your sig

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Signatures and avatars are for corporate shills. I owe it to my country to avoid falling into such a trap.

I didn’t necessarily love the song, but the phrase vaginal hubris was hysterical. Did you just drop the p-bomb?

by Suttree on Nov 6, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice Prius bro

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The twist off was probably my favorite part.

Subtle compared to the other jokes, which are hysterical for the most part.

by Suttree on Nov 6, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like how if the show were on at any other time it would be mediocre, but because I'm so reved up to laugh from the previous half hour, everything is twice as funny

Example: butt fat injected into penis

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It couldn't ask for a better warm up then Sunny, but I gotta say, it's pretty funny on its own right.

The three central guys have enough funny lines and are decent enough actors that it would still be pretty solid even if it wasn’t behind Sunny.

by Suttree on Nov 6, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also

BTW, The CAVS SUCK

Why do you kill threads????

by Some other guy who does not care on Nov 6, 2009 11:53 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Succaneers?

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Nov 6, 2009 12:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It's now www.dicktowel.com

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Again, I ask this

What happens first, Bucs first win or Succaneers is launched?

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by Buc Wild on Nov 6, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SATURDAY, BETCH.

I got your e-mail by the way. I’ll probably throw up your last couple, along with the two pieces I’m working on.

by Suttree on Nov 6, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Just dumped a ton of money into my car. Anyone wanna race for pinks?

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Are those 2 x 4's?

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 6, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SuperFiberChromeSpeedParticleBoard (tm)

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

How disappointed am I in the misspelling in this gif

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Why the fuck did they spell it correctly? WEAK.

The only thing that would have made that commercial better is if they had cut to black and white slow-mo at some point, like all those shitty infomercials do.

by Suttree on Nov 6, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I DIDN'T HEAR A THING

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

one SIZE fitsall

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I love the feeling of a big gun

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

tiny bird..... HUGE COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to regress, because I've made myself redundant.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Move to strike

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Think there's no answer?

You’re stupid

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like how the video harkened back to one of my favorite previous gags, the news show.

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that's where my "i love a big gun" quote comes from

amazing stuff

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I need to make sure you guys know this exists:

http://paddyspub.blogs.fxnetworks.com/

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Best part of the episode.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That was Dee on fire dude, did you not see the news/diaper time episode?

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently not

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What time is it?

Diaper time

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What season?

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

4 i think

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Season 3 episode 8 "Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire"

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi1759641625/

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WHY DON'T THEY SPELL IT THE RIGHT WAY

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

meant to post this

http://foxshop.seenon.com/detail.php?p=111139&v=fx_shows_its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia&pagemax=all

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If you guys want to buy me something, make it this

http://foxshop.seenon.com/detail.php?p=109383&v=fx_shows_its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia&pagemax=all

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hanukkah faegit

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Roll over and wake him up

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by Buc Wild on Nov 6, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

bahahaa

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Celebrity Crush?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/stewart_mandel/07/02/cfb.mailbag/index.html

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That was a good line

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Any in the club seats for Sunday's Bucs game?

Or anyone tailgating?

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by Buc Wild on Nov 6, 2009 1:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Defensive reallocations continue

J. J. Hardy going to the Twins for Carlos Gomez

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 1:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gomez can play on my team any week

They have plenty of bats, both now, and on the way. Getting a monster defensive CFer allows them to cut ties with Cameron (not sure why they never liked him, maybe it’s the K’s) and get Escobar in the lineup. I’d like to see Escobar struggle right out of the gate so that we can ship Barty over there in May. J. J. should be a good fit for the Twins whether the bat comes back or not.

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with what you're saying but Prince will be gone shortly and Braun is the only real bat they'll have.

I’m not totally sold on Gamel as an impact bat. So that’s CF, SS and probably 3rd that will be holes in the lineup. Maybe add 2nd to that next year if Weeks can’t come back from the wrist injury.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 6, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What happened to Taylor Green?

Escobar isn’t going to be a hole, brah. And I’ll bet that Gomez has some success in the NL. It’s basically JuCo over there.

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by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also, Brett Lawrie will fill that 2B hole.

I wouldn’t mind the Rays taking a gander at Rickie Weeks. When that mofo is healthy, god damn is he a pleasure to watch bat and run the bases.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My best friend from High School is engaged to the daughter of the Brewers 3B coach.

He has some pretty good clubhouse stories.

I guess Braun loves himself some Braun…and he likes to complain a lot.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Nov 6, 2009 2:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Lots of teams are willing to deal starters for a SS who was sent to AAA because his offensive numbers were so poor.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Nov 6, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I must have missed when P Brady came in to kill this thread.

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Nov 6, 2009 2:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Sup.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Nov 6, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe 150 people signed this e-petition to ban P Brady.

I must Toppah, when you go for something, you really go hard.

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 6, 2009 2:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I do it for the hood, cause the hood told me I should

FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 6, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Quoting funny things does not make you funny.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Nov 6, 2009 2:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sick burn brah

I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This would have been nice to know.
DOUG MELVIN CONFERENCE CALL AT NOON CT – CALL 866-380-5136, MEETING NUMBER 7653609

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

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Rays_small Steve Slowinski