OTTOTD: TV Guide Summary Edition:

by kericr on Dec 1, 2009 10:44 AM EST

After a near-death experience, Dethklok realizes they would rather be sick and not know then face the brutality of going to a doctor. After home remedies including drinking bleach, Dethklok learns that their ultimate fear will be realized, one of them has a terminal illness. Meanwhile Nathan tries to brave the brutality of going to the dentist and Murderface faces the possibility of being gay after accidentally ejaculating on a doctors face. Part of Season 3.

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Great show. Lofty show.

by Suttree on Dec 1, 2009 10:53 AM EST reply actions

I'm on the fence on the new album.

I mean, most of the tracks are straight-up not funny, and not as in ‘these jokes suck’ as much as it is ‘this is no fucking joke.’ That being said, the music is actually…good. Do I want to seriously be listening to a fake band blast kick-ass music on my stereo in public?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Dec 1, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions

Amen. Fuck fractures. I want pieces of the bone splattered all over the field.

The vigilante broke out a stained window, snaked a garden hose in, turned the water on, & let it sit... all fucking night, niiiiice! Even i've never thought ov that one before! Hundreds ov gallons ov water flooded the chapel & basment, resulting in thousands ov dollars in damage - or improvement, depending upon how you look at it. And with weathering being the way it is here in the NorthWest, such exstensive water damage will [no doubt] result in some much-needed toxic black mold. That's what you've gotta do with these filthy goddamn christian cockroaches, you gotta flood 'em out!

by vincesucks on Dec 1, 2009 10:59 AM EST reply actions

Also, if Carlos Dunlap isn't suspended for the Alabama game, I hope the media outrage is over the top.

That’ll be fantastic, watching Meyer’s precious little program get slammed.

by Suttree on Dec 1, 2009 11:01 AM EST reply actions

Maybe they can bring up the close to 30 arrests that have happened since he took over.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions

I fucking hate all the bullshit surrounding the Tebow/Meyer reputation.

by Suttree on Dec 1, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions

From this day forward no one will work harder than you to uncover the mystery

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions

Red Sox talking about possible Wee Man move to shortstop.

I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 1, 2009 11:35 AM EST reply actions

I'll repeat my joke from the other thread. DO IT, RED COX.

God, I’m good.

by Suttree on Dec 1, 2009 11:38 AM EST up reply actions

I hope they also move Youkilis to 3rd and bring in a couple of all stick-no glove guys for 1st and 2nd

Might as well have a piss-poor defensive infield all around. I heart Longo/Barty/Zobie/Pena contributions on both sides are awesome.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions

What a fool, doesn't Gammons know that AFL stats don't matter

If Pedroia were moved to shortstop, it wouldn’t be a career move, as 19-year-old Jose Iglesias showed enough in the Arizona Fall League to put him on the radar for the 2012 season, if not 2011.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions

So who watched MNF?

The patriots are damned horrible if you lose to the saints- still though Peyton vs. Brees should be an inspiring matchup to watch.

On a side note, D Brees might have single handedly saved my fantasy team from losing this week. Yay, for him

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by 4QB on Dec 1, 2009 11:44 AM EST reply actions

The Pats are horrible for losing to the best or 2nd best team in the league?

What does that make the Bucs?

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions

3rd best team in the league

Bucs suck- I can mournfully accept that. But the pats should be much better considering all the hype their offense- (Save RB situation) is meant to be got only 17 POINTS- HOW?

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by 4QB on Dec 1, 2009 11:52 AM EST up reply actions

I don't know if you have watched the Saints play, but they have a better defense than Indy and their offense is just as good if not better

For my money, they are the best team in the league at this point.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions

Ehh, I like the vikes all-round

better than the saints

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by 4QB on Dec 1, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions

Ehh, I like the vikes all-round

better than the saints

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by 4QB on Dec 1, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions

Double post fail

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by 4QB on Dec 1, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions

It's a good matchup for sure

I think the Saints defensive line may get less press, but they are only a bit behind Minn. If you can stop the run against Minn without having to commit 8 to the box (a tall order for sure) then you can beat them. Both team’s secondaries are not all that great and pretty banged up. It should be a great game if they meet up, but I’ll take the Saints, especially if it’s in their house.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions

Minnesota's pass defense is awful.

by Suttree on Dec 1, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions

Bucs working out punters today.

Danny Baugher, Sam Paulescu, Ricky Schmitt and Durant Brooks.

by R.J. Anderson on Dec 1, 2009 11:45 AM EST reply actions

I want Reggie Roby

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions

Is Ray Guy available?

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Dec 1, 2009 11:50 AM EST up reply actions

No Sauerbrun?

by vincesucks on Dec 1, 2009 11:50 AM EST up reply actions

Who runs the next fake punt?

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by 4QB on Dec 1, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions

Durant Brooks is really good.

by Suttree on Dec 1, 2009 11:54 AM EST up reply actions

Did he punt you a chicken sandwich the last time you were at Chik-fil-A?

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions

Fuck that Chick-fil-A shit. I roll in Arby's special sauce, betch.

by Suttree on Dec 1, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions

Looky here batch, if chickfila was up north that is all I would eat

Arby’s special sauce causes cancer.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah, cancer that tastes delicious.

by Suttree on Dec 1, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions

Go get ass cancer you molester.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 1:15 PM EST up reply actions

Gosh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut2FA9xGkfY

by R.J. Anderson on Dec 1, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions

But can he throw?

the ghost of stokes, camp, lugo strikes TB-sept 2009

by CubFanRaysaddict on Dec 1, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions

To compare-

Baugher: Originally signed by the Bengals- Cut Signed by Pats- Cut Signed by Bengals- Cut Signed by Broncos- Cut Signed by L.V. locomotives- Cut
Paulescu- Cowboys- Cut Denver Broncs- 5 punts 221 yards Dallas Again- Hit clifton smith on an aspiring tackle, apparently (and got cut) Redskins- 3 punts, 50 yds per punt- Cut
Schmitt- Cards- 3 punts, 38 yds 49ers- 43.7 on punts, hit 3 out of 4 field goals- Waived, Steelers PS- Cut, Raiders- Punt 18 times 40.5 yd avg, 6-for 6 on field goals, WAIVED
Brooks- Horrible all around- Skins- 39.6 yds with a 32.1 net avg- Cut, Packers PS- Cut

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by 4QB on Dec 1, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions

You know that means Brooks is the guy they'll sign, right?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Dec 1, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions

I just put this quick little analysis together in the mammoth thread, Would be interested in hearing your guys thoughts

Using Dan S’s MLE calculator and taking a 2/3/5 look at his stats over the last 3 years in Detroit you get

DET Slash 0.303/0.348/0.415/0.763
BOS Slash 0.308/0.356/0.423/0.779

To go with pretty solid defense. Using the 2OPS/3 cheat his wOBA would have been close to 0.370 in Detroit and close to 0.378 in Boston. Keep in mind that the average 2B in the AL has a 0.341 wOBA. The difference doesn’t sound small, but if you assume 600 PA he would go from 15.1 wRAA to 19.2. Assuming he can repeat the roughly 8.2 UZR that he has put up over the last 3 years (again using 2/3/5) he would go from being 2.3 wins better than the average AL 2B to 2.7 wins better. Would this offset an almost certain drop in Pedroia’s UZR? Who knows, but look at it like this, Pedroia was about 2.8 wins better than the average AL 2B last year, while their SS was about a win in the wrong at -1.0. Even if Pedroia gets crushed by UZR his bat would be even more valuable compared to the league average SS and they would basically have another Pedroia at 2B. Frankly, this scares me a little more than Holliday taking over for Bay.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 12:45 PM EST reply actions

RE: Pedroia to SS, Polanco to 2B

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions

So no one is scared by this looming threat?

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 1, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions

Suttree, I have free time today if you'd like me to start on a Succaneers image.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Dec 1, 2009 1:37 PM EST reply actions

How's the playoff hunt going in everyone's fantasy football leagues?

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Dec 1, 2009 1:48 PM EST reply actions

Colston saved me, I'm back to 6-6.

I’m like the Rays of the league, when I lose it’s within a point or two.

by R.J. Anderson on Dec 1, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions

I'm not officially eliminated yet

But I might as well be, I’m in a world of hurt; 4-8 with too many starting Steelers and no help on the waiver wire. It also doesn’t help that in the last 3 weeks, at least one running back I’ve started has left the game early to injury, but even healthy, I’m getting blown out anyway.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Dec 1, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions