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The Greatest Facial Hair in (Devil) Rays History...


I was taking a break from looking up the GCL Rays stats and I thought about Toby Hall. Just what the hell was on Toby's face? Was that a beard or Toby's attempt at promoting a new type of bikini wax? I mean really?

So, I got to thinking: just who had the best facial hair in (Devil) Rays History? Now, I was able to layer it down to 11 looks. If your favorite look didn't make it, make a case!

So, the candidates:

 Fernando Perez

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Why? Because his 'stache reminds me of Isaac Washington, the bar tender, from Love Boat.

Dale Thayer

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Why? Goose Goosage would have been pround of this 'stache.

 Josh Paul

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Why? My name is Earl wishes they could perfect Josh's 'stache.

Fred McGriff

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Why? Eddie Murphy would be proud of McGriff's cookie duster.

Wade Boggs

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Why? His mustache reminds me of Ned Flanders from the Simpsons.

Jim "The Rookie" Morris

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Why? Because Morris pulls off what Joe Namath could not.

 Rocco Baldelli

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Why? Because Rocco sported a look that was meant to be in The Last Supper.

 Toby Hall

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Why? Because Toby's soul patch made me feel like I was watching porn.

 Julio Lugo

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Why? His Van Dyke looks like it could be drawn on by a make-up pencil.  

Matt Garza

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Why? No other reason besides he looks like the Duke Blue Devil.

Scott Kazmir

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Why? Because it took Scott 10 months to grow what you see above.

So, Draysbay, I turn to you....

This post was written by a member of the DRaysBay community and does not necessarily express the views or opinions of DRaysBay staff.

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