I was taking a break from looking up the GCL Rays stats and I thought about Toby Hall. Just what the hell was on Toby's face? Was that a beard or Toby's attempt at promoting a new type of bikini wax? I mean really?
So, I got to thinking: just who had the best facial hair in (Devil) Rays History? Now, I was able to layer it down to 11 looks. If your favorite look didn't make it, make a case!
So, the candidates:
Why? Because his 'stache reminds me of Isaac Washington, the bar tender, from Love Boat.
Why? Goose Goosage would have been pround of this 'stache.
Why? My name is Earl wishes they could perfect Josh's 'stache.
Fred McGriff
Why? Eddie Murphy would be proud of McGriff's cookie duster.
Wade Boggs
Why? His mustache reminds me of Ned Flanders from the Simpsons.
Jim "The Rookie" Morris
Why? Because Morris pulls off what Joe Namath could not.
Why? Because Rocco sported a look that was meant to be in The Last Supper.
Toby Hall
Why? Because Toby's soul patch made me feel like I was watching porn.
Why? His Van Dyke looks like it could be drawn on by a make-up pencil.
Why? No other reason besides he looks like the Duke Blue Devil.
Why? Because it took Scott 10 months to grow what you see above.
So, Draysbay, I turn to you....
Poll
Who had the greatest facial hair in (Devil) Rays history?
Fernando Perez (8 votes)
Dale Thayer (45 votes)
Josh Paul (1 vote)
Fred McGriff (2 votes)
Wade Boggs (3 votes)
Jim Morris (3 votes)
Rocco Baldelli (35 votes)
Toby Hall (3 votes)
Julio Lugo (2 votes)
Matt Garza (14 votes)
Scott Kazmir (1 vote)
117 total votes
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