OTTOTD 12/4/09. IT'S IT'S IT'S Free-Association Friday!
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 10:21 AM EST
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Because you little monsters are all patently Freudian wet dreams lets spice things up with a little free-association.
Below is a series of words (nouns and verbs). Please tell me the first thing that comes into your mind when you see them.
NO CHEATING
- Rocket
- Pencil
- Train Going Through a Tunnel
- Full Penetration
- Hot Dog
- Sausage
- Forearm
- Banana
- Shaft
- Stroke
- Wood
- Lumber
- Pipe
- Hose
- Tube
- Snake
- MALE CHICKEN
- Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration
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Answer Key
1) Dongs
2) Dongs
3) Dongs
4) Dongs
5) Dongs
6) Dongs
7) Dongs
8) Dongs
9) Dongs
10) Dongs
11) Dongs
12) Dongs
13) Dongs
14) Dongs
15) Dongs
16) Dongs
17) Dongs
18) Dongs
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 10:24 AM EST reply actions
The comments for that showed that people don't understand over the top humor
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
its ok
this guy is awesome. here’s what a friend told me today:
i wrote that dude a youtube comment that said “i feel awful for your neighbors” and he sent me a message that said this:
“Haha! So far I haven’t had any complaints from the neighbors… In my ‘MGMT’ video, near the end you can see I keep looking to the left, its because there was this tow truck coming and i thought it was going to tow away my car!
It didn’t, but maybe the neighbors were threatening me. ; )
Have an awesome week,
Ryvre”
i laugh out’d loud when i saw it
I'm flying to Orlando tonight to see the Transsiberian Orchestra tomorrow
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 10:32 AM EST reply actions
This is all kinds of gay.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Work Christmas Parties usually are
At least it’s free booze and a show.
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Mine was last night.
Had a blast, got wasted, tried to mack on this smokin hot chick in development. Then I let it slip I have a girlfriend. DAGGER!
I miss night time xmas parties. This year we're doing a lunch. LAME
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Same here.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
No one has any money.
My friend’s company just canceled their’s all together. Are’s was at the Ritz which was nice, but they had drink tickets that you had to buy after 2. I just sought out tea-totallers and pregger chicks.
My company is up and down. 2 years ago we had a huge blowout at the Hilton in Carillon.
Last year it was drinks (we got a crate of free booze from a client) in our conference room)
This year Maggiano’s lunch, but no booze
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
That's a good lunch
The beauty of working for a not-for-profit is that once it’s in the budget, it ain’t going anywhere else.
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
We're pretty far over budget for this year. so you'd think we could get some fucking booze
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
We have made more money than we were budgeted to
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
A real boss would cut back on hooker costs by making all the women slut it up
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
It's obvious that you have worked in real estate, but you do not understand it
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I think the Maggiano's at International Plaza (assuming this is where your party is) sucks donkey balls.
Service there is terrible everytime I go.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Maggiano's in general is kinda weaksauce.
Decent food, but in any decent city there are a dozen better places. But it appeases the masses and feels like a good lunch.
Dago food is boring to me, so there's little difference between Maggianos and whatever the fucking OSI WOPpery is
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
It's all starch in ketchup to me
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
But you can get veal better in other places???????????????????????????????????????
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
The problem is that down south there are not enough Italians and all the restaurants are chains
Come up to the Roc sometime and eat some real Italian food
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
There was one awesome Ital place in N. Tampa I used to go to with the parents.
Can’t remember the name, but it was legit.
The problem isn't the quality of the resturants, it's that Italian is boring in general
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, your mom said she was only half italian
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
I disagree
If you’re eating Spaghetti and ragu because it cost $0.85 to make then yes
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Mama Mia! That's a Spicy Mullagatoni!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Can you?
I think the Italians make veal better than anyone. I’m not talking Veal parm from Macoroni Grill here.
FALSE
Wiener Schnitzel
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
grenadines
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Basically French & German >>>>>>> Guinea
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
French, yes. Not German. German food is awful.
I mean it’s good, but German “cuisine” is fucking sausages. Swiss food pwns German food.
German cuisine is sausages in the same way Italian cuisine is pizza
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Swiss is ok, but again, pretty boring
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
How do you figure?
I guess I just don’t get the “boring” critique. Cheeseburger and fries or chicken fingers are boring.
Boring to me is anything that doesn't excite my tastebuds or is so over served that it becomes bladn
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
bland
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Is that your $500 shoes talking
Not every meal needs to be a reason to celebrate.
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
YOU LEAVE MY SHOES OUT OF THIS
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
So I guess "typical Italian fare" could fit that description.
But there is so much great Italian gourmet food that is far, far, far from that. That’s the difference b/w Maggiano’s per se and a legit 4* Italian restaraunt.
I agree with your fundamental point, but (big but here)
If im going to spend the $ for a 4* ‘straunt it’s not going to be for Italian
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
I literally eat only Truffels for every meal
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
I'm actually made out of diamonds, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Only because most things German are better
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Westshore
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
As a publicly traded top government contractor, we’re doing fine, but we will never do absolute blowouts because it’s “irresponsible to the shareholders.” F’in lame. My friend who isn’t having one this year works for a really good smaller consulting firm, and they get all the perks when business is good. Now, not so much.
I guess the MV-22 Osprey finally saw it's first action
Seems like everything went well
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
haha
rotor falls off
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Are you guys going to quarter some bagels up at the abandoned lamp store?
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
HOPEFULLY THE LAMP OIL WILL LAST!!!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
It is almost time to light a menorah
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
1 week bro, stock up on gelt
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I already sent all my gold to "sendyourgold.com"
Yahweh is going to be so pissed.
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Haha, you think "sendyourgold.com" isn't run by Jews? Really?
Also, I like that you’ve been paying attention to the commercials during Glenn Beck
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
In the future I will probably melt it down on my own to make sacramental offerings
I’ve never been to a church am I using these words right?
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
The words you want to use are "gold" "precious gold" and "christian babies"
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Wisconsin > Duke
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
They're both effing lame as hell.
Remember I’m the guy that doesn’t cheer for my rivals. I’d rather watch ’em go down in flames than ride their coattails.
That whole game I was thinking that Duke pretty much played Big Ten style of basketball.
Which is the same thing as saying they’re not very good.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
They have 1 legit NBA player on the team.
K has killed himself by recruiting too many white guys without NBA talent.
UNC's program has and is running circles around Duke right now.
I don’t see that changing anytime soon.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Nop
Roy is a top 3-5 coach and top 3 recruiter. Throw in the fact that UNC recruits itself and they aren’t going anywhere. My boss (UNC grad) was talking about how it was a rebuilding year before the year started. They will still be top 5 and have about 6 Burger Boys.
I wanted to put a hurtin on that, but the money is less than I expected
Looks like Ownership is getting what they wanted out of Type A/B in that contracts are going to be less ridiculous for middle of the road players. AL average wOBA for a SS is .322. He should be able to hit that both years as well as being around average with the glove. Not a horrible signing in my mind.
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
I wonder how he will do now that he has to be more patient at the plate
The A’s, when he was there, preached working the count, while Toronto was more of a grip-and-rip philosophy. Boston will be more like Oakland, but Toronto is where he really seemed to hit well. Just a thought.
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
hm
Rocket – dick
Pencil – dick
Train Going Through a Tunnel – that fam guy clip with the car
Full Penetration – wet vagina
Hot Dog – foot-long
Sausage – mmm
Forearm – can’t use it in hacky sack
Banana – suggestive
Shaft – samuel L
Stroke – julian casablancas new solo album which i am afeared to d/l
Wood – stock
Lumber – yard
Pipe – layer
Hose – full metal jacket
Tube – ular
Snake – bite piercings… meh
MALE CHICKEN – game cocks
Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration
Haha, I feel like this needs to be highlighted
Forearm – can’t use it in hacky sack
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Freudian interpretation:
YUR GEIGH!!!!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
lolz
R.J. I hate to bring up the past but remember when you said, before the season started, that Tim Lincecum probably wouldn’t repeat his 2008 numbers ever again? Just wondering what you thought now, have you jumped on the Lincecum bandwagon? Trust me dude it’s a killer ride (marijuana optional)!
Where is this from?
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
lolz
According to Fangraphs, Polanco was worth 50 million over the last three years … does anyone seriously think their valuations have any basis in reality?
Law: My favorite line on those came from a GM: “Their replacement level is, like, me.”
If you really want to see some tards, check out this non-sense I got sucked into
http://www.dugoutcentral.com/blog/?p=2385#comment-658775
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
Except, you know, those numbers are based on reality
And formed by someone who works for the Mariners, so yeah.
by R.J. Anderson on Dec 4, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Gregg Zaun May Sign By Day’s End
By Tim Dierkes [December 4 at 10:03am CST]
Free agent catcher Gregg Zaun spoke to Don Landry and Gord Stellick of The Fan 590 this morning, and revealed that he’ll sign with a team “possibly by the end of the day.” Zaun confirmed that he’ll be signing with the Brewers, Rockies, Rays, or Mariners.
My guess is the Mariners. How about you?
I LOVE LANDRY AND THE GORD
Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Anybody watch Guido Island AKA MTV's Jersey Shore last night?
It was awesome. I saw all Sandy’s Yankee homeboys.
it was pretty awesome
pauly d has become my fave. though the situation is awesome as well. i just lol everytime i see ronnie, no matter what he is doing
please make this as your sig
pauly d has become my fave. though the situation is awesome as well. i just lol everytime i see ronnie, no matter what he is doing
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
Agreed
I watche dthe last half hour when I got home from the xmas party/bar last night, and then the first hour of the replay. Gonna watch the DVR again today when I get home and say what’s up to Barack Obonga.
Just based on clips from that show I walked around pounding my stomach and calling it "The Situation" all last night until my girlfriend went into the bedroom and locked the door
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
I was just going to fuckign complane that no one has posted clips yet on any of the tv websites
ARGH I WANT TO SEE THAT TRASH
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
I hate reality TV, but something in Jersey Shore speaks to me. It could be that my g/f's family is that trash
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Most Yankee fans aren't so bad up here, cept for the guy that asked me to name the starting 9 for the Rays. I listed the 25 man roster
while he named about 12 Yankees.
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Umm Ok
You really showed them
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
I tried reading that but all I could smell was machismo and greasy hair.
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
BACK TO ITALIAN FOOD, EH?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
i'm gonna email this guy and ask him to do the Rays system
“Freddie Freeman is a good knight, and has a strong arm and is so fast.”
i want analysis like this
Freddie Freeman is Captain Marvel Jr.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
World Cup draw is at 12:45
I know, I know, no one cares.
Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow
The best part:
But apparently there’s also a behavioral component to all this: Elin Woods must “be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story.”
Sounds like a concubine more than a wife
Must be available for sexual relations 3-7 times a week at the discretion of the owner.
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Link or it didn't happen
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
It was in that link somewhere
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
No it wasn't. I scoured
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Fine print sometimes comes in white font on white background
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
"Time to get some Ron Ron Juice in my system." —Ronnie
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Let me know when you find a link, I've heard nothing of this show and love to laugh at stupid assholes
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
GET THAT
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/12/jersey_shore.html#ixzz0Yk8o9GNy
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Who needs Charlie Bales when you've got this
“I wanna pound out every girl in Seaside.” — Ronnie
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not surprised at any of this
He has to be one of the most calculated people in the world, if not the most. No way he goes into anything open ended
Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow
THIS IS VERY RACIST.
I'm a Brett Favre honk so FUCK YOU!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
We're a freaking hour in and nothing.
Luckily, I’m watching at work (by watching I mean looking at the ESPN WC module)
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My friend linked me to it.
I’m like “Dude, I barely watch the March Madness selection shows. Do you honestly think I’m going to watch this?”
I'm going with the girlfriend to see "Brothers" tonight.
Previews look very good.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 12:59 PM EST reply actions
He looks pretty good in the previews so we'll see.
I normally agree with you, though.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe he can go to a jazz bar and dance like SM3
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You fucking lie that that looks good
I hope you poke out the bottom of the popcorn tub for this torture.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
What's the process?
One team from each pool gets put into a group, right? Are they using ping pong balls like NBA lottery or what
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If that's our group we're fuct
we couldn’t even beat Ghana last time out
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Any bets on if we get Italy again?
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Well, hopefully the poop the bed in the WC like always.
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Stop talking like you're from Europe
Exceedingly, oh look at me, I’m the funnest little lad in the orphanage.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
What is best result from Pod 4? Slovenia?
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Us plays Saturday, Friday, and Wednesday. Long layoff between game 1 and 2
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Too bad Davies or whatever his name was got in that wreck
He was looking outstanding on the world stage.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think Davies is anything special, but he's a hard worker and he has good instincts.
Which is better than what Eddie Johnson has historically given us.
His pairing with Landon gave me hope for the first time in a while that we could
get decent play out of the top 2. Landon is easy to neutralize when he literally has no one else that can run or play with him.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Sharp finisher, good pace.
And you had a different sentiment at Urban Flats. “AW I KNOW GUYS WE GOT SO GYPPED”
Or were you agreeing because you wanted to be liked?
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You guys went to Urban Flats?
Did you finish up with some yogurt while taking a spinning class?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think you've ever been to Urban Flats.
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Tres Chic wine bar
They had a $5 all you can drink one time. Naturally, I haven’t been invited back.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
No.
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This is the one that I went to
http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=Orlando&state=FL&address=504+N+Alafaya+Tr+St+101&zipcode=32828
Don’t lie to people, it’s unseemly.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Why don't you pour some water on yourself.
I recall clearly stating,“Yes, it hurts losing Davies, though I think he’s a little overrated.”
Just saw this headline
Obama: Jobs plan will ‘jump-start’ hiring
I don’t know why no one has broached the idea, but instead of creating more jobs, what if we just killed like 10% of each state?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 1:21 PM EST reply actions
Bob Ley?
He’s good.
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by EminenceFront on Dec 4, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
I always get those two mixed up.
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by EminenceFront on Dec 4, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
The white girl is Scarlett Johansen.
This is in South Africa right? She’s from Johannesburg.
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by EminenceFront on Dec 4, 2009 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry, do you realize who you are?
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by EminenceFront on Dec 4, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
If you don't know who Scarlett Johansen OR Charlize Theron is, you're retarded.
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by EminenceFront on Dec 4, 2009 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
The Charlize Theron Between two Ferns is outstanding
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Between Two Ferns is great.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Dec 4, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
If you haven't seen that one you need to
She is soooo sexy
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Who can guess what article this comment comes from:
Hey Allan, American is and has always been a free market society – capitalism buddy. You dont like that, please leave. I’m sure some thrid world country would love to have you labor for them, ya know, for nothing, no wage, no selfworth, no pride. That should be right up your alley because you have no pride, no selfworth. You my friend are an idiot, an uneducated, simple-minded, commumist-loving idiot. Dont like America, any of you, get the **ck out of my country!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
More hints
This is a slam-dunk, folks. Justice has, at last, been served on this moron. While I believe that an inmate is due a certain level of humane health care, I don’t feel that it is incumbent on the state (meaning taxpayers) to address each and every health issue to make an inmate comfortable or to take extreme measures to prolong the life of a convicted murderer. That being said….Allan is an idiot with access to a great deal of information that he doesn’t truly understand, but thinks espousing it makes him sound intelligent and educated. It doesn’t, Allan, you’re simply another apologist for non-existent issues. It’s 2009 – step away from the Manifesto. Sugarme – you may kid yourself that you’re “thinking for yourself” but it’s more likely that you’re listening to the voices in your head – ignore them, take another dose of your medication, and wait for it to kick in before commenting again. It could make your statements more lucid, but I’m not holding out too much hope.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Even more
allan you are correct about the divide and conquer but incorrect for not establishing that the perceived hatred is on both ‘sides’. We’re ALL HUMANS not a freakin color chart. THAT needs to change. Don’t help these people drive the racism train. Black people and white people and green and purple people; LOVE ONE ANOTHER. It’s the only rule.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
And
Sounds like a typical family from the HOOD. Crack dealer Mom..but she didn’t use…yea right Murderer Father.. but only serves 14 years????
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Allan Combs/
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Oh sorry, incorrect.
Any more guesses?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Nada.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Those are all appropriate responses to the news that Elijah Dukes' father died of cancer
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Excellent.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT IS A MEMBER OF THE A.B.T.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
(TGN1 is probably the only one that knows what the ABT is)
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
I actually don't, please explain
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
HINT: If you locate their site on a google search while at work chances are you'll get fired.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Texas
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just kickstarting this conversation again. Didn't read any previous comment.
USA should qualify easily. The England draw will make for good TV, at the very least. Should be contentious at the pub.
Fucking wow @ Group G. That is disgusting. I don’t give Portugal much of a chance, though.
Italy got a joke draw. Tough luck for the Netherlands. Group A most underrated. Will be competitive.
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About a million virgins
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Having sex with a car doesn't count
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be back in the sun in 9 hours boys
Catch ya Monday
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 2:19 PM EST reply actions
It will be tomorrow
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 4, 2009 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
“My sources said that clubhouses sometimes resembled frat houses, with golfers exchanging graphic stories of the previous night’s escapades. Players talk about “the 19th hole,” or dub a girl willing to have anal sex a “double bogey.” A “water hole” is anyone who performs only oral sex."
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
Now we’ve learned that Uchitel told friends that she and Tiger liked to have sex while taking the drug Ambien. Uchitel told one pal, ‘You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.’"
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Dec 4, 2009 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/ted_keith/12/04/evan.longoria/index.html
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Not meant for reply. Oops.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Dec 4, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Wow I really like this line from Zim
“Your third year is where you define yourself as a major leaguer. If you hit .270 your first year and .280 your second year, now if you hit .270 again this year you need to come to terms with the fact that you’re a .270 hitter.”
Reminds me of Navi
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Dec 5, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Question that is not for me
Does anybody know if Florida A&M accepts transfer credits from ACCSC-accredited schools, such as Remington College?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
A friend of mine did that and they said they do, but recruiters from colleges have a tendancy to be cutthroat.
Internet research on the topic is turning up stuff that contridicts what the recruiter says. They’re SACS, which is what all florida public schools are; they’d take my credits from USF; I don’t see anything that says they’d take ACCSC credits.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
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