DRB Season Preview Chat
10 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Justin Upton
He’s just over a year, so he’ll be super 2 next year right? If that’s the case 4 arb years w/ him will probably all be well under market value. The big question is his defense. He has the tools to be a great RF, so he could be extremely valuable.
plus the swagger value
can you imagine being an opposing pitcher and seeing
1-Iwamura
2-Crawford
3-Upton
4-Upton
5-Pe… double-take thought-bubble=“oh shit”
Hell, let's keep swapping out names
Bossman
CC
Pena
Longo
Justin
Burrell
Aybar
Navi
Brignac
In terms of sticks, Jesus Friggin Christ.
Actually, I like this even better
Bossman
CrawDaddy
C-Pain
Longo
J-Up
The Bat
Boots
Gravy Train
Cajun God
GOAT BITCH!!!!
I’m going with Goat Bitch as his nickname from now on. That was what was on the top of his MySpace page, so he was calling himself that. He’s come out and said he hates the CGOB nickname because he’s a God-fearin’ kid and he doesn’t want lightning bolts to come strike him down.
Vogt early, Vogt often.
That was good stuff.
Plus all the pictures of him drinking when he was 19. Then the org. got wind of it and it all promptly came down.
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!

by 


















