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WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE

FORM OF….RIGHT HANDED MASHER

SHAPE OF…LEFTY KILLER.

WHEN OUR POWERS UNITE WE BECOME THE ALL GABE PLATOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Feb 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Duuuude, what does mine say??

Groosss!! ! What does mine say??

Kaaaplerrr!!! What does mine say??

Groosss!! What does mine say??

by bejaman on Feb 23, 2009 8:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gabe: I think you’re missing the point. You are one of God’s chosen people, and without the crucifixion, we would not be able to one day restore God’s kingdom here on Earth.
Gabe: I don’t care what you say, that movie was Anti-Semitic
Gabe: No, no, no, see Jesus himself was a Jew, as were most of the characters involved.
Gabe: Whatever…Jesus doesn’t help with the breaking stuff
Gabe: Are you saying Jesus Christ couldn’t hit a curveball!!!!

by GomesSweetGomes on Feb 23, 2009 8:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gross: Hey, whats your name?
Kapler: Gabe, you?
Gross: No, I asked for your name not mine.
Kapler: It’s Gabe, what’s yours?

by chancedj on Feb 23, 2009 9:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gross: You’re it.
Kapler: You’re it.
Gross: You’re it, quitsies!
Kapler: Anti-quitsies, you’re it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
Gross: You can’t do that!
Kapler: Can too!
Gross: Cannot, stamp it!
Kapler: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!
Gross: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.
Kapler: No, you can’t do that… you can’t triple stamp a double stamp, you can’t triple stamp a double stamp! GABE!
Gross: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Harry: GABE! GABE! GABE!

by TBfisherman on Feb 23, 2009 10:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Know how I know you're Gayb?

You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, “I like it when balls are in my face.”

by daveh33 on Feb 23, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gross, "If I roll my pants up, will it make me faster?"

Kapler, “No, but Aki looks cool with his pants like this.”
Gross, “Yeah… Asians you know? Always trendy.”

9=2 apparently

by mrichardkent on Feb 24, 2009 12:07 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gross: Obviously, I'm Gabe #1. You're Gabe #2.

Kapler: No way! Why am I Gabe #2? I’m older!
Gross: But I’ve been here longer. You’re Gabe #2.
Kapler: Not a chance, buddy. I’m Gabe #1.
Gross: Skiiiiiiiiiiiip! Which of us is Gabe #1 and which one is Number Two?
Maddon: Well, you both play like Number Two….

by ReasonableDoubt on Feb 24, 2009 7:20 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

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