If Gabe Kapler Were Seven-Years-Old, Someone Would Prescribe Him Ritalin
Okay, now on to Kapler.
I was (am) a fan of the signing, but good heavens sometimes you just can't know everything about a player until you see him - this sounds like an anti-stat rant introduction - and Kapler is one of those players. It has little to do with his actual performance, but rather the aesthetics and minor gaffes that are driving me insane.
Unlike the image of a plus defensive outfielder, Kapler always appears lost. Whether this is by intention or not it still creates those tense moments when you're not sure if he's going to catch the ball or lost it in the sky. I can live with this and it's the most minor of beefs against the guy. It does lead to my overlying point though, and that is that I can totally see why certain segments of fanbases absolutely love the guy.
It always looks like he's trying 140% on whatever it is he's doing. I'm not saying that's a bad thing. It's just a bit oddly placed. Kapler is certainly naturally talented, and he doesn't really project as someone who puts those "gritty" vibes out, but so he does apparently. Of course, the appearance of the whole thing alone would be fine but when compounded with the baserunning errors, it gets escalated to the point of ridiculousness.
Please note that I'm not at all saying Kapler is a worse player or somehow less valuable, I'm just saying I had no idea he was so...fidgety.
Kapler is always thinking and tries hard. That's evident. Yet, for every play that displays Kapler's raw athleticism and willingness to go all out, he makes another one moments later that leave you in disbelief and the team in worse shape. The phrase that comes to mind is reckless abandon. Some take that as a compliment, which is exactly why he got cheers for Boston. Unfortunately, I don't entirely mean it as such.
Take yesterday as the perfect example of how bi-polar his play is. Leadoff double thanks to his hustle out of the box and aggressiveness rounding first. Good, that's worth 0.067 WPA. Michel Hernandez grounds out to first, okay, and wait...there goes Kapler darting to third and...he's out. Although it didn't appear he was actually tagged, the result was a loss of 0.064 WPA and took the Rays run expectancy from 1.06 on the previous play down to 0.13. That split second decision to try and make something happen costs the Rays nearly an entire run.
Look at the third game of the season versus Boston. A stolen base on a beautiful slide followed up by the blooper play. Or the game when Kapler was tagged halfway home on a ball that never left the infield. Kapler's not alone in making mistakes on the basepaths, but his are amongst the ones that stand out the most.
So the gaffes are going to add up eventually, but they won't detract completely from his value. And if he would've reached third successfully, the Rays expected runs total raises to... 1 run. Yep, that groundout actually outweighs the base gained.
Hopefully Kapler takes smarter risks as the season progresses.
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I still think Kapler is fine as a hitter
But he looks as comfortable as Eric Hinske in RF and runs the bases as well as Cliff Floyd. I expect all that to change soon and overall I’m not worried too much about him, but man for a smart guy he does some dumb things.
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by Tommy Rancel on Apr 16, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps getting him Ritalin wouldn't be a problem
Over 5% (maybe over 10!) of MLB players have a medical exemption for Ritalin at present – it’s the new legal PED of choice – the “greenies” of the steriod era.
by nyyfaninlaaland on Apr 16, 2009 12:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I see no problem with this or amphetamines
162 is a lot of games, I’d want as much ephedrine as my body could handle, then a big ol chaw to keep me from grinding my teeth. You know, baseball.
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on Apr 16, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS.
only wrap that chaw up in some Big League Chew and have a day.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -Earl Weaver
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Apr 16, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I smoke, dip, and chew
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on Apr 16, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I'm talking about!!! But why stop there?

by GomesSweetGomes on Apr 16, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this has got to be as bad as my pic.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Apr 16, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one?
This is from the SNL ‘All-Drug Olympics’ skit.
by GomesSweetGomes on Apr 16, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phil Hartman should not be deceased
There is a positive relationship between the Phil Hartman’s death and the world getting shittier
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on Apr 16, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe that the MLB rate of ADD..
is lower than that of the general population.
by rglass44 on Apr 16, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally, I think that he
is still trying to play the “Rays Way” by hustling and trying to take the extra base. He just needs to be smart about it.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -Earl Weaver
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Apr 16, 2009 12:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have Danks going for my fantasy squad.
hate nights like this.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -Earl Weaver
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Apr 16, 2009 12:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Put him on the bench he's gonna get rocked
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on Apr 16, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We never had PtB
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on Apr 16, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
front page needs less Jeter.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Apr 16, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok this picture makes me laugh
Swav or Die.
by SRQman on Apr 16, 2009 12:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe his pants shouldn't be so baggy
I can’t even tell how a body is supposed to bend like that. Is that his wallet bulging out? Or does he get a hard-on from bad baserunning?
by ReasonableDoubt on Apr 16, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The skin of your teeth
Now that’s funny! Gabe Kaplar is the only proven, consistent winner on your WHOLE team, and you don’t like his ‘little gaffs’!! The D-(bag) Rays won the AL EAST and the AL by the skin of their teeth ONCE, and now have all the baseball experts in the world cheering them on!!!! Take those cowbells (Which SHOULD BE OUTLAWED AND ILLEGAL IN BASEBALL) and put them next to the toxic Tampa waste and that ONE TIME PENNANT. Winning the pennant ONCE is nothing; this is the MLB not the freaking cowbell league; and another thing: your stadium is lame and your fans are probably the least knowledgable and most obnoxious in the WORLD
by brt on Apr 16, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Fuck off and die.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Gabe's Mom
We’re sorry you don’t like our horrible website, and we are horrible people. Please make sure that in the future, you don’t make retarded kids.
Sincerely, Rays fans.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on Apr 16, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a Brewer fan, I think Gabe Kapler is Alright
When Kapler wins the game with a clutch single, you’ll be thanking your mom for granting you just enough functioning brain cells to allow you the cognitive function necessary to view a line drive to center field. I like the Rays, by the way, keep winning the AL East; the Yankees and Red Sox could learn from your team.
by One-Flap Down on Apr 17, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You tell them Stuart
I like you. You’re not like all the other guys, here in the trailer park.
Vogt early, Vogt often.
by Brickhaus on Apr 16, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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