4/22/09 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Seattle Mariners Part 2
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT
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FIRST
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Last thread we discovered that we all went there
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Except for Suttree who studied closely at the knee of Mr. Kolosey
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
KOLOSEY
Great, great teacher.
Because he didn’t actually teach of course. His youngest son is a good guy, too.
His oldest son is one of my best friends
Jordan is hilarious though. He works for the Magic you know
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, doing advertising or whatever.
I’ve seen some of his stuff. Naturally, it’s goofy like he is. A couple of my buddies go to Rollins, so they know him from there as well.
Oh god.
Me too. I was in CAT. Anyone have Moffit for History?
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Another good one.
I heard he had a bit of a nervous breakdown. After our AP English exam he let us watch the Simpsons for the rest of the Spring.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 22, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
My freshman year I think he went crazy and moved to Cali
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn't go crazy, he kinda pulled a Rabbit Angstrom
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't have him
although, I guess the crazy reputation came from that puppet
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually spent a lot of time with him after I graduated (he ended up teaching my latin class at SPC)
He ended up marrying one of his former students and moving to california
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
'00
I took his class my Senior Year. Only AP exam I did any good on either.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Massachussetts
BAAAAAAAY
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
God Isles was awesome
word on the street is he’s gonna retire
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if it's for sure
but I remember finding a yearbook from like ’70 when he was teaching, boy was he funny lookin
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he showed us those pictures
I think it was after the AP test that year
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
Hahaha.
And Humphrey the WhiteOut bottle too right? Best day in that class was when someone brought a remote control watch and programmed it to classroom TV.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless you're an '01 this was done every year i guess
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
'00
I’m sure, it was easy to screw with Moffit and I cannot imagine he never got any saner.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Andy Frassetto
I did a bunch of dumb shit on Fast Forward too. Who is you?
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Sean Kennedy
You may remember me as the Jew in any play drama had that had a jew role
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Hah, I think I remember you for other things Sean.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
A-team, Drama, missing most of junior year because I discovered drugs...
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I thought you were asian
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
You were in A-team too?
Was leadbetter in charge of it back in the day?
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell yeah, me and Leadbetter used to smoke butts before matches
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like her
Had her for both Algebra 2 and AP Calc
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
She was great, who was the calc teacher she was having an affair with?
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He transfered to get away from her
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I had Watson for pre-calc
AWKWAAAARD
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude she was mad bi-polar
One second she’s really nice the next she’s yelling at me for sleeping in her class literally every day
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
She started ranting about off-topic bullshit just about everyday in that class
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
I wouldn't remember
most of my teachers hated me for sleeping ALL THE TIME
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
She got some wicked illness and had to quit last year IIRC
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Who was the Chemestry teacher that didn't believe in AIDS?
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he ruled
Remember Enander? He once gave me and my friend Christian A’s for a semester for teaching him how to use a II-GS
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
She was.
I still remember her husky, tobacco infused voice.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 22, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I was once called by Missy Churchsmith "the most dissapointing student I've ever had"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Look, I had to GO AFTER IT HARD in highschool
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn...
Now that I have my memory refreshed, I think encountering you here Sean has totally warped my perception of the capabilities of the internet.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
In all fairness I was paraphrasing one of the funniest letters ever written
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Gaelen is surprised you're still alive.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You know who took over when Granning retired?
My mother. Yeah.
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
BUYING POT IN THE HUB(OR SO I'VE HEARD)
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I played JV football with Louis Murphy
yeah. That’s significant
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I graduated in 05
I’m Alex Heeren do I know you?
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Represent the wood
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Dang there are a lot of spartans here
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
University of Tampa?
Best Division 2 baseball in the land! Go Spartans!
by rays_world_champs on Apr 22, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Where all the cool kids went
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
We gonna ride over YOU
like a …
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Kawasaki
ZOOM ZOOM WOOOOOOO
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
So
MistahFAB:Has a Chick just ever came up to u dancing hella nasty ass all on u.. then u touch her booty she said u disrespecting her.yo stank ass all
Swav or Die.
Hyphy is hyper, our version of crunk
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Where did this joke come from?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Is this not a joke?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Only in an extremely existential sense
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Need more proof before I get baited on this
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Happened last year
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
And now I get it.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
He was revived
we lost him again though
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Its still so early
Hold it down, Giant
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Marc Topkin squeals with joy.
Though, he’s a really nice guy if you ever get the chance to meet him. Let me follow him around for a week when I was thinking about getting into sports journalism.
Everything that has ever been said about this site is true
You guys inhabit the far fringes of human insanity.
You're just jealous.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Ironically I'm hopped up on caffeine
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
If you stick around long enough, you'll be able to reverse this phrase and learn absolute truth.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
To be perfectly honest, I like to think of this site as more Bizarro LL though. It fits.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I watched all of the chuck e cheese movie. Last week.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I watched all of the chuck e cheese movie. Last week.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
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"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
You're not banned for being an angels fan.
You’re banned for posting gigantic pictures.
Tools Whore
Man, that was deep, Statts
“he just plays the game the way he plays the game”
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Yay Giant!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
YOU JINXING ASS
BAND
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I hope Niemann keeps pitching like he is scared of losing his spot
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I hope Niemann keeps throwing a perfect game.
Tools Whore
Seriously, Jeffrey is looking good.
I think some ladies at Fergs are gonna saw off their legs next time to give him better access.
If things continue like they are, can we start talking about the Mets in, oh, the 6th?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
GDI Upton
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
CC not swinging at the 1st pitch again?
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Centerfielders who are Overrated
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
VAUNTED DEFENSE!
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Wow, Betancourt is laughing at Cedeno
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I like how Betancourt has like 50 PAs and 0 BBs.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
He wants his BA and OBP to be the same
He likes things tidy.
"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman
Well it's an ass-backwards way to break out of a slump, but OK.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
CC wanted 2nd right?
steal that shit!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Who else but Quagmire?
He’s Quagmire, Quagmire
You never really know what he’s gonna do next
He’s Quagmire, Quagmire
"Giggity-Giggity-Giggity-Giggity-Let’s have sex!"
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
LONGO
CC
RAYS
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
FUCK YEAH OFFENCE
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Breaking news, we are still good team afterall!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I've heard
It’s still the M’s. And it’s sstill jaberbwoskiskorskieaclaecker pitching
just being real
We’ve blown up plenty of times this year with lots of runs. I like that, but I like winning the close games too. We need to do that to really ‘turn this around’.
I guess teams said the same thing about us this time last year too.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Except everyone on their roster is historically a strong defender.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, they might not win 90 games, but they could win the division.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
they still need better (deeper) pitching
And I hope your not including Jr. as someone with a history of being a strong defender
You must have a very low opinion of my baseball knowledge if you think that's the case.
And look at the health of the Angels/A’s. Seriously, the M’s can win the ALW.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Nonsense. There's people who know lots about baseball
who are still wrong sometimes. Angel’s are doing ok despite their weak pitching staff and injuries, A’s won’t win, the Rangers could do well this year, don’t leave them out. And the Mariners could win it, but right now they’re still the mariners of last year
I meant Griffey Jr. still being a strong defender.
And I don’t understand how they’re still the Mariners of last year. They’re nothing like that team anymore.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Going just like last year
Slump to begin the year, then blast off.
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know the m's have a snowboarder in their pen
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
not swinging for homers and they are scoring a lot
hopefully they have learned from this
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
MORE RUNS NOW
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
I forgot to mention, your highschool science teacher doesn't believe in evolution
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Considering I barely attended classes, this wasn't a problem.
Which one are you referring to though?
right, that was retarded on my part.
He also has an interesting theory on gay people. Nice guy, all the same.
5.2 innings from the M's pen
:)
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
ARE YOU SUGGESTING NIEMAN HAS A NO HITTER GOING ON?
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Flagged
Erase this now!
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
M's have no errors?
They have looked crappy out there
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I would love to see Pedroia charge the mound with Niemann pitching
Jeff would just pick him up and toss him at Youk’s shaking ass
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Good heavens Carlos, that's twice this season.
Tools Whore
Dear Pena
STOP FUCKING DOING THAT. GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Ugh, Pena
you killed the awesomeness, bring it back PTB
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Griffey inside the park HR
Book it
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
All 3 OFers would need to break their legs for this to happen.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
its Griffey, Barty would run out there and stop it anyway
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
The chances of Griff breaking something are high if he has run that far
"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman
If Pena doesn't make that out, good chance the Rays tack on another run.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
What, like we aren't going to later on?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
How many teams do you know that managed to blow 11 run leads and lose the game?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Somehow I don't see that happening tonight
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
NEVER FORGET.
Someone post the link to the Indians game from a few years back.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, If I had actually noticed this, I could have given you Ichiro as the 3rd whoever it was that posted the other two.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Nice reverse mojo there
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Chavez contributing to the effort.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
It was the Moon. Literally, he took a swing at a planetary satelite
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I'm not sure what that pitch was or why he swung.
How does that pitch look remotely good to a hitter?
Tools Whore
It's not iffy.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
You suck
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
So hey
the Heat didn’t play like the Clippers today!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
MVL apparently
It was a shift for Griffey
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
STOP IT
LONGO MADE THE PLAY
THE SHIFT WAS WAY ON
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I wonder if MLK would be a fan of the Trop.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Some typos are awesome
"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman
Leads to the main parking lots
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I was raised in the hood, pistol grip pumpin in my ride with the beat thumpin
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Oooo, a holocaust reference.
LMAO FELL OFF A GUARD TOWER
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
6th
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Not till the post-game highlights
They hattin’
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yippee
niemann throwing a perfect game can it get any better? Rhetorical question
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
Don't feed the troll
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
His wife is hot enough for the whole team
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
And with power
WTF?
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I am not a fan of this new Mariner OF
Ibanez would drop one of those and bail out Navi
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Navi inside the park HR
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 22, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
That Daniel Murphy kid on the Mets is showing real potential though. Raul’s getting up there in years, somebody has take the baton.
"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman
Mariner Moose broke his ankle on the field once
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Same with old Raymond
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Should we start feeling sorry for the M's defense?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Tomorrow
Tonight, fuck them
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Twitter update!
DurhamBulls:Former Bull Jeff Niemann perfect thru four innings in Seattle.
Swav or Die.
"Once you've seen that, it's a great view" /Bartlett adjusts crotch
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Blech
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Wow, what a shitty jump by Zob.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
WOW!
Now that was GOOD baserunning
7-0 Rays! Scores in every inning!
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
IWAMURA WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on Apr 22, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It's official: You suck!
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Another MK sound byte
Shao Khan taunts you in MKIII
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Killer Instinct 3 is headed for the PS3
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Congratulations drug dealers around the world! You have managed to ruin one of the few enjoyable activities left in my life. I am speaking of course about ingesting the burning flowers of the cannabis plant, otherwise known as marijuana. Thanks to your rapacity and lethargy I no longer have any motivation to try and purchase my beloved plant. Where to begin? The next one of you that try’s to charge me 50-60 dollars for an eighth of beasters and calls it headies will not be walking away from that transaction. I don’t care if you’ve got a foot of height on me and a hundred pounds, justice will be swift. Second of all, are you dipshits actually trying to make money? One would think that if a product is in demand you would want to supply the product. But alas you never answer a phone call, never return a text, and never ever call back. You lie, steal, short bags, and make up any fruity name to sell some shitty Canadian mids to the unsuspecting masses. Heed my warning dealers of the world, we are growing tired of your abhorred business practices and your money grubbing ways. Though no legal recourse may be taken by us, you will learn to fear and respect the purchaser. Remember boys you need us more then we need you.
by Sylar on Apr 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Absolutely not
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
You weren't actually warned, were you?
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
P Brady bitches me out all the time.
I’m like Joe Maddon.
He’s like … irrelevant.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 22, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Next time, be rediculously out of context and you'll get away with it.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Any shooting at, in, or near a tatoo parlor should be classified as urban renewal and the shooter eligible for economic stimulus funding. If the shootee has multiple tatoos, the shooter should receive extra points. If the shootee is driving a motorcycle, triple bonus points are awarded.
Posted by: sealoquesea | April 22, 2009 at 09:54 AM
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 22, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I also thought of making an adolecent panties connection.
But then I thought, ‘too much.’
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
We got a couple of things going on here
but I refuse to say what they are
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
That would be how you advance to third Ben.
Tools Whore
Mariners hurt Longo last year
they better back off
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
You keep striking out Upton, and I'm going to have to find another comet to wait for.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I'm more concerned about his health than his line at this point
I know he can hit, steal, and git for power. I don’t know if he can stay healthy. Still, wonder if they promote him to aaa after the allstar break? maybe earlier if he keeps raking?
such a stud
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Announcers starting to drop hints about what's going on.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Oh man ...
I cant go to bed…. Bullshit he got the tag
by PewterPirate55 on Apr 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
damn Barty
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Seriously Bartlett?
Terrible way to break up a perfect game.
Tools Whore
dont lose your confidence please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Seriously Niemann, you're pitching a gem. Are you really going to piss all over yourself now?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
guy has serious confidence issues
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
wonderful
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
God damn it you fucknut.
Hurry up and go ahead and blow the game then go to your locker and cry like a blubbering bitch. Can we fucking have Price yet?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Rebound please
enough with the confidence problems already
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
good thing we scored lots of runs
this is getting close to percy territory. we need for runs!
VAUNTED DEFENSE. :(
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Uh.....we were looking so good
stop sucking right now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Replay plz
Did he turn his head?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
You know, I want to stay up
But not to watch this team shit their pants.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Most of them weren't
The HR was served up nicely, though
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
WARM UP FASTER
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
WARM UP MORE FASTER
I NEED HARDER CAPS LOCK
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Maybe its just confidence
but even so, Niemann pisses me off
I want Price
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
confidence problems are a issue
And can he stop this fucking bleeding already
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
5 innings of no-hit ball doesn;t matter if you give it all back in the 6th
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
FUCKING NOW GOD DAMN IT
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Jeff Niemann has become an amusement park and the basepaths are the best ride with an hour long wait.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
What, you haven't heard? Apparently I haven't been laid in, like forever.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
And we know this because I think Buc'em sucks.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
OUTS OR GTFO
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Well that is a fun way of ending the inning.
Tools Whore
Christ, do you send him out for the 6th?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Maybe
If we get all those runs back
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry Niemann
Good job working out of it
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Thank Yuni
"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman
Sorry
I was have pre-2008 flashbacks. Everybody probably was.
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
cant say I wasnt thinking of it
but its the Mariners not the Red Sox so I wasnt THAT concerned
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
The way that was unfolding
That could have been so much worse
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
Minor league minute!
Rhyne Hughes assumed the Southern League home run lead with his fourth of the season leading off the fourth inning off of Enright. Enright also left in the fifth, shy of being eligible for the win.
I have an idea
lets get them all back here
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Who else but Quagmire?
He’s Quagmire, Quagmire
“Giggity-Giggity-Goo!”
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Wait, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED WITH CC?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
he has 2 now!
steal 2nd
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Po-Tat-Toes?!?! Cut 'em, Mash 'em, stick 'em a stew
God dam I’m such a nerd
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
CC READS DRAYSBAY
DRINK
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
If he actually does, just start drinking. We'll tell you when to stop.
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
Condolences for Barty fucking up the PG?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I think he was out
but I wont be complaining
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
He didn't get him on the quad, it was the gut and his foot might have got to the bag before the tag.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Ooh, he looked pretty out to me.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I feel bad for whoever is going against me this week in Fantasy Baseball
Since Evan is a monster so far.
Does Longo know how to fail?
Get the other 2 back, Carlos!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
my bro just said that was his 101st career rbi
that right? third fastest to 100 rbi’s?
Second Question Submitted
If it gets read you all have to finish the bottle
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
What's the question?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
This had better not be something they'd normally answer.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I don't know; it's technically Thursday now so it doesn't matter.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
THEY'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE COUNTRY
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Oh he is throwing crap
crush him please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Tapping that run total with a hammer
tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap…
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
Pena's not having the greatest of games.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
lame
Pena could of made one of those shit balls leave the fucking stadium
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I remember hearing those words a lot
during our games
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
I love the Pat the walk
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
come on, jesus power actovae!
damn
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
why do all these terrible pitchers have such good ERA's anyway
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I dont care what month it is
Miguel Bautista should always have an ERA in the 5’s, its the natural order of things
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Oh boy, here comes THE RALLY KILLA
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
SUPER GROUNDOUT RALLY FIGHTER 2 HOT DOG EATING FUCKTARD REMIX
Championship Edition
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Jena-Six does 16-bit racism
You can’t do this with KKK
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Which is 8 megabits larger than the Super NES version
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Jesus, Navi, wtf are you doing
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
a scoreless innning please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
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