4/26 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Oakland Athletics Part 2
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DRaysBay does not support superscript brah
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Giving up hits to crap hitters on every team isnt old at all!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Throw that up on the pile of crap that;s not working right now
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
watch it happen was my favorite one.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on boys.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
Hahaha, that's awesome
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting...
I do now.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 26, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
He died in a fire
Or at least I’d like to wish he did
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
Oh fuck this shit
I was less pissed yesterday when I couldn’t see it
I need to put on Full Metal Jacket and watch people get insulted and killed
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Maybe you just need a visit from Mary Jane Rottencrotch
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 26, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
greatest first 45 minutes ever caught on film.
The boot camp scene. Awesome!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to go do something less painful
Like study for finals
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
That is a somewhat accurate comparison.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 26, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
he's a white right-handed thrower of balls?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 26, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I want Price/Davis 09
if Sonny and/or Niemann can even be decent RP’s
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Hey guys, hold this thread down for me, I gotta take a shower
TIA
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions
Be careful...

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
You found a picture of me, how clever
/adjusts wig
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Way to go Sonny.
Way to give our team a chance to win. He should definately NOT be in Durham and try to regain his form.
This is how the game has to be played. Come on boys. Let’s get it together. Come on Rays.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions
BECAUSE TWO-THREE ROUGH STARTS OUTWEIGH A PREVIOUSLY GOOD SEASON
ESPECIALLY ONE MONTH INTO THE SEASON
If we didn't have Price waiting.
I would say “Sonny will figure it out.” I am a Rays fan. That’s what I have done year in and year out. We have better options then Sonny. For whatever reason Sonny has not put it together. The Rays are defending a AL Championship. With a on again off again offense they do not have time to let sonny find his winning stuff. Sonny was and will never be a dominate front of the rotation guy. Sonny is a change of pace starter who uses deception to allow the defense to get outs. Sonny has not done that this year. With Price waiting in the wings, Sonny needs to be sent down.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You've yet to explain why Sonny --> DUR is more logical than Niemann --> pen and Percival --> who the fuck cares.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Percival ---> woodchipper
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
That's mean.
The woodchipper might break.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Slaps head.
And you haven’t obviously paid attention to anything I have said in the past on the subject with Niemann going to the pen. Do I think Percy is done, just about.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
the shift is horrible today
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Time for everyone's favorite shit-mopper, Lance Cormier
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 26, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
RJ
To clarify -
Shandler uses BABIP and Strand Rate as part of xERA to correct back towards the mean (good luck and bad luck).
However pitchers DO have some effect on BABIP, and even Bill James said this after Voros McCracken’s seminal study. Not much of course, and I have yet to see a good study which shows how some pitchers BABIP’s should be higher or lower. But in time, someone will figure it out.
Okay. Thanks for clarifying.
I’m still going to stick with tRA though. I like the idea of having the batted ball type count for something.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It does with xERA too
I know Shandler has said batters/pitchers can control GB/Fly ratio, but LD% seems random as a portion of Fly. I’m pretty sure he suspects there is some control over it, but no stats to back it up yet
heh heh "seminal" heh heh
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 26, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
GETS ANGRY AND INSULTS EVERYONE CUZ WE ARE LOSING
WE SEE HOW WELL THIS HAS WORED omglol
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
No aspect of the team has been playing well
But I think the bulk of the blame has to go on the offense. We score virtually nothing way too often. We just don’t hit the ball very well. BJ hasn’t hit worth a shit. Thank God he walks. But at some point he actually has to get a hit. CC just blows now. Longo and Pena are just too streaky. At least it seems like it. Navi can’t hit the ocean from the beach. Christ we just need to score some runs.
How hard is it to get some guys on and then get a legitimate base hit to score some runs?
I'm betting my car's pink slip on Tuesday's game
Vs Liriano…….we haven’t hit any lefty starter since the 1st game against Lester. A collection of shitheads have shut down this offense from the left-side. Same old same old….:(
Liriano is pitching very poorly now
But well we seem to make everyone a hall of famer…
7 runs for them now
I am embarrassed for this team right now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Ok, I'm back. somehow I only missed 2 runs
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions
You mean be awesome and get traded away for crap?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Stay off 275 if you know what's good for you
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
/circles campus with tele-strator
BOOM
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey I have predicted so many things right
I predict we go nuts and win this game
starting with 3 runs here
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Last time I checked we play 9 innings.
Come on boys.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:42 PM EDT reply actions
why...
do we suck so much ass? Sonny I hate you. Offense I hate you. Can’t we get any runs off this shitty ass pitcher? SHITTTTT
because its in our heads that we can beat a lefty
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
For all of my talk on Sonny going to the pen
have to admit I started him on my fantasy team today. And it looks like he just blew up my ERA/oppOBA.
Why in gods name would you start sonny? Ever?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
No matter what you think of him as a pitcher, he's a terrible fantasy pitcher
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Not in a Deep AL Only League
He’s one of the better 5th starters in our league. He puts up a decent amount of K’s. Plus we use a lot of sabermetric type categories.
Gotta figure…he’s facing the A’s in a pitcher’s park.
HA, YOU SPRUNG MY TRAP
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
A female friend of mine once told me -- in verbal form -- something similar to what you commented.
And thus, I found it appropriate to mark the occasion.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
PUT ON YOUR RALLY CAPS!!!
Buy a chevy Score hella runs
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions
Hell yea, Bravo Network High-Fives
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Good news for draft whores.
If the season were to end today (swine flu), we have a top five pick!
Today, we are all Honkballers.
Seriously this is embarassing
Dana freaking Eveland should not still be in this game. I can live with losing 11-10 to Eveland, but not with him shutting us down
He was a surfer as a kid
THAT’S GOTTA HELP HIM
Mahalo Staats
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions
a 0-2 walk
I predicted 3 runs here, come on Pat, im tired of your slump
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I'm pretty sure our season can't get much lower than this.
Even if we win 89 and miss out on the playoffs.
Right now 89 wins sound like a dream come true
Hopefully by the end of May my expectations will be a bit higher
Haha, does this look like an above .500 team to you?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
depends of which game you watch.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The majority of them???????????
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
But are we giving ourselves a chance to win by playing 9 innings?
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Jae Seo always gives you a chance to win
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The ones where we blow the other team out.
We look good. The ones where we lose by 1, 2, or 3 runs… not so much.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Our pythag is rediculously deceptive this year
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
a Phillie fan is there
yeah, real important game for him
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I know it's early
but the Rays need a spark or something.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe an ass-spanking by the Sox coming up (god forbid)
will wake them up.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 26, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
No. With the Wayward locals
that’s the last thing the Rays need in terms of fan base.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Way to go Pat the Bat.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions
a DP, what a shock
Burrell might as well be in a wheel chair, slow fuck
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Gotta say it again
MLB.TV looks gorgeous this year. Premium picture rocks.
Let’s go Bat!
I don't understand why we don't fire andrew friendman and bring in steve phillips
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, you just crossed the line.
I would set my arm on fire before letting Andy leave.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god for your ownership interest in the team
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank the frost-bitten chains
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry why my wrist got so freeze.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Much like Doritos this cheese does not belong to you
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
/kills a shitload of ospreys
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Burrell is showing a lot more hope then Sonny
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck it
I feel like im in a endless loop of white sox annoncers
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Burrell
His OBP is right about where it should be. Just need the SLG to come around, which I hope it will soon. He certainly can’t control whether a grounder goes right to the SS
9 outs and need 8 runs.
Come on boys. Wake up. Heads up. Come on.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
clever!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I fucking hope that you die in 2012
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
dude, dude, dude...
the number 23… I mean, have you ever really looked at it? I mean, REALLY looked at it?
/takes another bong rip
The Alpha... The... OMEGA
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
And watch Wizard of Oz?????????????????!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The stars are made of weed fyi
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill?
Have you ever seen it on weed?
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I have not.
Tell me, is it everything I’ve hoped for
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You never saw half-baked?
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes I have. It was passible
Bob Saget is the defining reason for seeing that movie
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Pot humor.
Kinda of like Pineapple Express. Good pot humor.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Cormier and Sonny should switch places....
He’s most consistent right now than just about anyone else on this team.
Did you miss Cormier's other attempts at starting?
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He started 9 games as recently as 2007
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Like, Sonnanstine-level bad?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Your brother has admitted to walking in on you and your "guy" in awkward positions.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Like when we were playing twister?
Or when we were buttfucking?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
and the pages all stick together
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 26, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
This months editorial:
What is the deal with twinks?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
written by: Sky Kalkman
I mean really, that name brings is on itself.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 26, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Poz up some neg holes
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Gay Male Term. Dominant Bottom. While a bottom is usually submissive to his partner, a power bottom enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the penetration, the normally dominant role in gay male sex. Power bottoms supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best blow jobs fellatio and rim jobs analingus.)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
A gay boy who takes control when he’s getting fucked in the ass.
Josh: Dillon, throw some lube on that shit hole you power bottom!
Dillon: I already used your cum and fingered it up for your small cock.
Josh: Get your fingers out of my ass and put them back in your’s where they belong!
Dillon: But I love the smell of your shit on my fingers!
Josh: Let’s go to Katz’s and find some ugly fat girls upstairs.
Dillon: I don’t want the fat girls, I want the waiter Bryan.
Josh: I want the guy with the big long beard behind us to put his beard in my asshole.
Dillon & Josh: Payback is a bitch, sorry Angela.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to be confused with a Power Booty
a woman that has muscle control in her booty can make her booty clap at will, not jiggle or shake but clap and its natural when sheâs walking or dancing this the reason for the name Power-Booty, she normally has a small waist with wide heart shape hips & booty similar to a pear or onion.
My girlfriend Mercedes has a Power-Booty she can walk down the street, stop then just make her booty clap, like we clap our hands. Very few girls in rap videos can make there booty clap not jiggle, or shake but clap those are the ones with a power booty.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Even I can't get on board this train.
Cormier starting??
I completely agree with RJ on this one.
Cormier, not so good when he was a starter.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
We're hitting everyone's regression points but our own.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean positive regression?
Hopefully it comes at home soon.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 26, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Navi almost hit the ball hard that time.
He’s getting better.
anyone knows if the Bulls beat the Celtics?
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:10 PM EDT reply actions
121-118
Thank god I have this internet connection that lets me look at basketball scores in a variety of different places.
OWNT
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you.
I know I could have looked it up. But I thought just asked the blog. Go figure.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright.
6 outs to get 8 runs. Gome on Rays. Let’s get Forrest Gump on these guys!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:13 PM EDT reply actions
Wish we had Casilla
He’d be a great closer for us
HOWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
/dramatises Howell being high
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Howell: ...
Kaz: …
Howell: Lol
Aybar: /beats wife
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Presumably Aybar is married to a talking furby
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Love Howell
Either one of them closing, with the other as a setup, would be fine with me.
ooo 4.8 HR/9
Wheeler rules
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
RESULTS BASED ANALYSIS
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Trade for Swisher and start him too
0.00 ERA, 9.0 k/9
For it to be a reverse Ankiel...
Swisher would need to throw his bat to the backstop very erratically
I love when a girl rides me reverse ankiel
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
So she throws your balls over her head?
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
She dresses like Will Leitch
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
best song ever
It;s my #1 ringtone jam
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You're the reason why white people hate rap.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I fucking hope this is true
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
/lists 7500 rap songs
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Post more pictures of ugly girl's floppy tits
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
She can. Poorly, but she can.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
The thing with Howell is
nobody saw his fantastic relief ability coming. He was a disappointment as a starter, but he owns as a short reliever. Sonnanstine might be similar. It might work out very well for him in the pen.
His FIPs weren't that bad actually.
And Sonnanstine wasnt’ a disappointment as a starter you dirty cockmite.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Now use FIP to make fun of how stupid I am for calling Wheeler terrible
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
FIP hates homeruns allowed, so Wheeler's FIP was over 9 at least check.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, if you search for Wheeler on fangraphs you get someone named Zelous Wheeler
He rules and would be better than Dan
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Said sarcastically.
That comes off a bit harsher than intended.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 26, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Relax, I know
But I got my cockmites from scrogging your spreadsheet
Chris Mason blew the game for the Biscuits today.
A. Rod went 5.0 innings and gave up 2. Anyone else think that Chris Mason is done?
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions
Game is sad. Here's a funny GIF. Make happy.

Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 26, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I have so many more...just have to be selective.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 26, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright.
Down to our last 3 outs. Come on boys. Let’s see what happens.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions
Screw you russ springer!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions
We're tied with the Indians and Angels for shittiest team in the AL
w00t
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions
COME ON WILLY
7 RUN HOMER!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions
Well, that's rather cheeful.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
OK GUYS LETS HUSTLE UP AND BEAT THE TWINS!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:33 PM EDT reply actions
Well, we'll get the Twins tomorrow.
RJ’s favorite bullpen arm is throwing. Maybe he will last more then 4 innings.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions
Oh he is not.
I am sorry then I will retract my statement.
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK ALL YA'LL FAGGOTS IM OUT
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 26, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions
We already knew you were out.
You like to wear dresses and listen to Cher. That’s cool. We except you for it. We like you nonetheless!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Apr 26, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions

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