4/27 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Minnesota Twins Part 2
12(!) swinging strikes tonight for Niemann.
That's impressive.
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Can someone please tell Niemann to call 1-800-ASK-GARY?
I’m kinda sick of him bein all skurred
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Fucking flap grease
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I've seen 3 different TV commercials for that ass, not a single spokesperson he's used is white.
Coincidence?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I like where this is going, how long until you're overtly racist
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
/pops that cris, pops that moet
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
/pours out a little louis for the heads above
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You should know the answer to this.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
WHITE POWER
no wait ,not that
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
come on Aussie
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
i thank you
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Ha, I just figured out a way
to watch the clips on gameday: You have to click on it just when they pop up.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
We need a 4+ run lead back
I dont want Percy anywhere near this game
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
AHHHHHH
CSI: Miami
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Great
another knuckleballer.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
that was a good start
Anyone think it was Niemanns last? (barring a injury)
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Not if the Knights Who Say 'Niemann' have their way
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 27, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever
I’ve had that in my head for a while. It’s therapeutic to get it out.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
This meme failed when I tried it last year.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No matter how funny Monty Python is in real like, to quote it is like a sentance to virginity
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha, you're a virgin without the assistance of Monty Python
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I did, she doesn't know who you are. She said "Is that one of Patricks internet friends?"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
My mom isn't a whore
hth
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Is hearing that what drove you to drugs at CAT?
I could believe it.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It was the negative influence of all the black people
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
thank god he got a hit
keep doing that, BJ
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Watch all the supersmart radio hosts call for his head tomorrow.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Like SRQ's boy Duemig?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet he and Corky are good good friends then
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
oh great BJ
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Draysbay poster "reasonabledoubt" is currently being arrested i think
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
[22:12] reasonabledoubt: Cops at the door--BRB
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Appairently it took the tampa pd like an hour to respond to the gunshots in his neighborhood
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
And there he is, sitting with his gun.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Can't see Niemann from the closet.
Thank you, TPD, for being lazy assholes. Why no, Detective, I wasn’t kidding when I called about gunshots.
Now I have five patrol cars, two unmarked, and a crime scene tech, all with lights going off, right outside my window.
No sleep tonight
by ReasonableDoubt on Apr 27, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
If you see the police
Warna Brother
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Aww BJ, I can't even eat this pudding anymore, it's all fucking moldy and shit.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
but that defense!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
keep doing your thing Aussie
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
he got scared
it happens to him
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
alright stop now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Did Justin Ruggiano get a really really deep tan during the offseason and start appearing in LF while I wasn't looking?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I'm seriously beginning to wonder if he's not going all out because he's afraid of hurting his knees.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
He's still at a +1 UZR this year.
Way down from last year, but it’s early and that could change. He’s been merely mortal so far.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That is most certainly not CC-esque
This is a really bad start, the only thing he seems to be doing is walking, and he’s only been doing that the past few games.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
And another!
Also, where’s Balfour’s velocity normally sits? Gameday has him at around 92-93 with an occasional 94.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds good...just curious.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
He's usually +1MPH or so
I’d say it’s within margin of error.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I have a lunch appointment
Are you awake at 9 am tomorrow?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
How about around lunch Wednesday?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll put out for baseball tickets
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you be here at 9:30 tomorrow?
http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=27.944472,-82.523409&spn=0.000618,0.001207&t=h&z=20
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
She says she doesn't know an "SRQman"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Right there is fine with me
Coffee for lunch rules
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you not know how to click a link?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you know where westshore mall is?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
That is at westshore and kennedy
diagonally from that is a shopping plaza that has a panera and a starbucks
that is the starbucks
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Wednesday?
how about 11:30
I have a 9:30 in pinellas, i think i can get there by 1130
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
How about tomorrow afternoon around 2?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll book your face
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you go to school in Caracas?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
good work this inning, defense
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
It was a gyroball you liar
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
09 > 08
Maddon wouldnt lie to us!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Vulcan them to hell
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
So we're going to see the Sylar change?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Nellie
Time (no not nelly furtado)
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
please please PLEASE no 3 run homers
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I hope that crazy grip hasn't inhibited Nelson from being able to flip people off
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
It has inhibited him from pitching well
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Aki and CC with horrid defense
it better not cost us this game…
get a DP, Nellie
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Hmm...that pitch looked suspect
Fastball dead over the middle of the plate, up a bit. I feel like that’s asking for trouble, but he’d set him up with a million changes at least.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
And by that, I mean the pitch that got the pop-up
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
if CC tried to grab it instead of Upton, I would kill him and feet him to Sabathia
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I swear he really is always up
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Too much of anything can make you an addict
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Statts just mae me shit myself
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Yeah, that's what it looks like
Balfour got a couple calls on the outside corner that were balls on Gameday
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
we need runs
I dont want Percy blowing a lead, the D already tried to
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Joey Joe Joe Nelson Shabadoo did well there
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
he is our 2nd best RP IMO
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
he was SAFE
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
whoa he was out
but theres no way the ump cant tell
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Tie goes to the runner
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Let Me gueess
argument between maddon and 1st base ump
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
Shut your ugly fucking mouth
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Now dramatise JP Howell defining a hold
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
"He's like, just sitting there, playing with excel"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
One does not simply "play" with Excel.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
One does not simply walk into mordor
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Now west side walk it out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
North side walk it out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Now hit the dance flo
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Ironic comming from you
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
now go to sleep Percival
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
booooooooooooooooooooooo
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I got two sighns for you on august 30th. that's not nasty that's gross and aybar is a dildo.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that Longo4prez?!?!?!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you hang out with brilliant social expirament "Longo4Prez"?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Explain the significance of August 30?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't remember the aug 30 part
He rules
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
im gonna watch house now, later guys
GO NIEMANN GO NELSON GO PENA
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Wheeler getting swinging strike and ground ball outs.
Again, twilight zone.
We should be so lucky
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 27, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Morillo = Jesus Colome
this guy hit 102 in the Rockies farm system
by Jason Collette on Apr 27, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Finally, a solid win based on good pitching!
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
all hail
juan morillo with his 99 mph fastball.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
I wonder if its a coincidence no white people throw that hard?
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
um
Billy Koch
Matt Anderson
Sidd Finch :)
by Jason Collette on Apr 27, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean like hitting 100 consistentantly
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
As SRQ said
Nolan Ryan
Randy Johnson
Matt Thornton
I understand Christy Mathewson may have thrown that hard, but they didn’t have radar guns back then.
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 28, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
power hitter
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Good lord Delmon has regressed as an outfielder. He looks like a fullback stumbling around in the flats out there
by Jason Collette on Apr 27, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Roids?
BTW: Where the fuck have you been?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 28, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
NVM
Bartlett has been taking lessons on how to hit homeruns off 100 mph thrower.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
No that I know you're Longo4Prez I take all of your posts as stream-of-conciousness pearls of wisdom
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
I said a lot of crazy things.
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
I was just thinking to myself
What the hell is on the 30th?
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
How did you know that was me?
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Are you "Some other guy who does not care "
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Because it isn't tomorrow and I don't have my sched. figured out?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh. I probably won't be on facebook tomorrow.
Some reason it been crashing my Fox of Fire lately.
Swav or Die.
No
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
RJ said "Some other guy who does not care " was Longo4prez
I didn’t know you are. Until now.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
And some dude from an unrelated team in an unrelated sport grabbing his johnson is better?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 27, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't even know what to say to this
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 27, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Fiddle cat?
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!

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