4/28/09 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Minnesota Twins
Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins, Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM EDT
DRB Notes
- Despite a team average 45.0% fly balls, The Rays lead the majors in infield hits with 25.
- Carlos Pena is three home runs away from setting the Rays record for home runs in April. He is currently tied for first all time for RBI in April with 24 so far.
- After 20 games in 2008, the Rays were 5.0 games out of first place. They currently trail the Blue Jays by 4.5 games.
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The world has too many lefty pitchers
LETS GO RAYS
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I called Vegas.....I'm putting my paycheck on this game the Rays lose
Although, this lefty actually has talent, and we’ve beaten the only talented LHP we’ve faced this season.
Yes.
His command has been off-and-on. We just can’t help him by chasing stuff.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 28, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Better FIP than Shields
www.raysprospects.com
by Imperialism32 on Apr 28, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps Shields should spend some time in Durham.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope that was sarcasm
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
I'm spending my evening liveblogging New York/Washington Game 7 for Versus.
I EXPECT TO COME BACK TO A BLOWOUT FOR THE GOOD GUYS
by ReasonableDoubt on Apr 28, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
prediction
ehh lets say rays 6 twins 4
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
so your saying
kaz is going to suck? Let the end of the world begin.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
I meant shields
damn me
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
Isn't shields's K/9 going down
every year? and his BB/9 going up. Scary
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
If by "down" you mean
Up, then down, then small sample size, then yes.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what he was talking about.
SSS this year…give it time. He’s also let up HRs on 19% of the flyballs hit off him, despite having a lower FB% than last year. There’s a lot that’s due for regression.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Can somebody tell me
what SSS means?
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
Small Sampe Size
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Our lineup for today
not much of a difference, except that willy is DH and Kappy is in RF. Enjoy:
1) BJ Upton- CF Denard Span-CF
2) Carl Crawford- LF Alexi Casilla- 2B
3) Evan Longoria- 3B Justin Morneau- DH
4) Carlos Pena- 1B Jason Kubel- LF
5) Willy Aybar- DH Joe Crede- 3B
6) Gabe Kapler- RF Michael Cuddyer- RF
7) Dioner Navarro- C Brian Buscher- 1B
8) Jason Bartlett- SS Jose Morales- C
9) Akinori Iwamura- 2B Nick Punto- SS
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
The Burrell hot srtreak begins tonight
….hoping, not predicting
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
oh missed that damn
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
lol
well i think whenever melvin emmanuel and burrell get hot this offense will be lethal
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Damn the Sox
I really want to sweep them when we face them next.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
I really want to hit one of those wakefield knuckleballs
back at him and send him to the DL.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
would he know it hit him?
it prob would come at him at abou 18 mph
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Also, how is Edwin doing so well?
But I hope he keeps it up tonight, fuck the yankees
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
here we go
game time
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
I love the new gameday
it actually recognizes fastballs now
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
i love Statts
Anderson loves talking about hes a pitcher and Kennedy……well hes Kennedy
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
ugh
just another day in the life of the boss(man)
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
ok this ump can piss off
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
another boring start
even though last nights game started like this and look what we ended up getting in the 1st
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
FUCK
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
dam
well that sucks
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
I wasn't really watching, so Staats made me think Longo went yard.
Damn your premature exultation, Staats.
If Liriano remembers he is good tonight, I will be pissed
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
His stuff isn't nearly as good as it used to be
Back in ’06, he had the best LH stuff since a prime Randy Johnson.
Hello.
Christina Aguilera dirty?
Or Paris Hilton dirty?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
didnt he have
5 thru 6 games?
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
on the exact same location too
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
yeah
he’s on my fanta….screw that lets get some runs
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
No one cares about your soda.
Swav or Die.
by SRQman on Apr 28, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i get it
lol…
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Scoreless 1st please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Wow Navi is getting a work out already
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
oh fuck off Span
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
looks like
another tough game for the rays
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
ok
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
fuck fuck fuck
Lovely start for Shields
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
Woo...looks like the outside corner is going to be a happy zone again tonight
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
wtf?
that was right down the middle
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
Yeah, that second pitch to Casilla was definitely right down the middle
Ump just plain missed it
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Durham is facing Derek Rodriguez right now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
isnt that the guy
the rays signed to a minor league deal in the offseason?
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
you have got to catch up
to speed
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
oh great
here we go AGAIN
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
wow Shields.....
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
wtf
wat is shields problem with the first inning? man i swear if we lose 2-0….
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
i know i know
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
walk, homer, hard hit and now a BS bloop
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
oh well
magic look ok so far
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
buck foston
lol
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
talking about last year
in the playoffs a bunch of ppl at the games had shirts that said buck foston
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Those shirts were annoying
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
would have been
kicked out most likely
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
yea
we have had a few umps like that lately
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Despite what we have seen
2-0, we can so do this
come on bats
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Phew, that was nice
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
say who's the mod today?
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
uhh
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
liriano
wants to hit los
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
so sad
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Jackson 4 shutout innings lol
leaves before shitstorm
www.raysprospects.com
by Imperialism32 on Apr 28, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
who do you
think has gotten the better of that deal so far? hmm
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
The question was "so far"
so Detroit.
www.raysprospects.com
by Imperialism32 on Apr 28, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure, if you go by results, not processes.
Edwin’s still the same old pitcher.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, so far means from the date was traded until today
So, Detroit.
www.raysprospects.com
by Imperialism32 on Apr 28, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Based on what we knew the day the trade happened.
The Rays robbed the Tigers.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as you only call the black players lazy and the white guys gritty you'll be fine.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
she hit the floor
shawty got low, low ,low
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
oh wonderful
here come the hard hit outs again
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Kapler
please walk
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
Who else thought he was gonna be thrown out there?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
le sigh
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Or should I say Wieters?
THE BEST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL?
Aside from Strasburg, of course.
I sorta miss him.
I never watch Twins games.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
haven't you heard of
jason varitek lol
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
He actually placed that well
Span is too quick though
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
UHHH
Navi with RISP= Fail.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
Scott Kazmir is so high in that commercial
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
can ya blame him
ha.
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
are we gona keep doing this
getting men in scoring position and not fucking getting them home fuck my life
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
fuck my life is the worst statement ever.
I’m so sick of these little shitheads (not you) running around say FML about completely inconsequential things.
My sister has a heart murmur. FML.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
yes thats right
but hell even worse is epic fail,shit like that
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
hey man
FML was a awesome and funny as hell line in Superbad though
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
yeah so was
ask me about my weiner…..ya
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Please stop complaining.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I will not be saying it
so there
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
clutch
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Rod Gardenhire doesn't strike me as being aggressive.
More like the kind of guy who might order some takeout or pop open a can of Beast and rest it on his stomach during a game.
TASTE THE BEAST! MINOTAUR!
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
This is where I say RUNS PLZ
time for them to start listening to me
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
i have been trying to decide all day
who goes? neimann or sonnanstine when price comes up
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Niemann
Man, this is talked about often
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
sorry
just been buggin me
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
apology accepted
FML
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
lol
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
I'm so tired of hearing it.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
who
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Make him eat his parents
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Mexicans just give us Swine Flu
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a feeling the phrase "Fuck My Life"
Is about to become a bannable offense
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
I'm with you on this one.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
*wonders who thought I was serious*
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I hope niemann doesn't 'go'
But throw him in the bullpen. I don’t know who I want to go
hes fat and he sucks
guess
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Hay Guise
Well, look at that. We can’t score and they got first inning runs. Business as usual I see.
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
lol guise?
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
this ump has a HUGE strike zone
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
As long as its not on a boat with Daunte Culpepper...
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
that sounds delicious
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
I have some really terrible things I want to say.
But, I know I would definitely get banned for them.
tell us how you feel
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
You mean
FML!!!
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
great
liriano just has to find him self vs. us
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Jesus
supposed to make him work, someone send the Rays the memo
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Man this site needs a ignore button
People complain wayyyyy too much
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
You know how I know you're gay?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
um everytime I have complained tonight
or about 90% of the time it was making fun of someone
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
you hurt me FML
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Makes me think of Sinbad.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
i read this comment while complaining
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
this team just
cant do anything right huh
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
you know take away that 1 pitch to Morneau
and they are doing sorta decent….
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
i was refering to
the way people complain
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
dont try to run my life
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
testing
am i banned hmmm lets see
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
rofl..
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Hopefully our baserunners can have a little "plate discovery"
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
Plate discovery happened to RJ
when he was 13.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy crap!
A CC walk? May the gods be praised!
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
Sign of good things to come, hopefully?
Plate discipline is a nice new feature.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
you know
SRQ, you are not a nice person
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
man......
history has been witnessed tonight
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
So much for that
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
almost did
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
im out....be back in a few
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
I wanna buy a talking duck
I am just gonna toss that out there
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Half of my mock draft
1. Washington Nationals – Stephen Strasburg, RHP, SDSU – The best pitching prospect in at least 20 years, the only choice for the nationals, no matter how dumb they are.
2. Seattle Mariners – Dustin Ackley, OF, UNC – Best college position player by far. Low floor, high ceiling. Good power and OBP and a solid fielder in CF.
3. San Diego – Andrew Oliver, LHP, OKST – Good fastball and a decent breaking ball from the left side. K’s about a quarter of batters, Control issues?
4. Pittsburgh – Alex White, RHP, UNC – Pittsburgh gets pitching depth. Good K/BB, gets a lot of groundballs with sinker.
5. Baltimore – Grant Green, SS, USC – 5 tools, good power, Baltimore needs a SS. Walk rate needs to get better.
6. San Fransisco – Donavon Tate, CF, HS – 5 tool player with a strong commitment to UNC. Sizemore-esque like Ceiling, but probably won’t reach it.
7. Atlanta – Kyle Gibson, RHP, Missouri – Great stuff, probably the best of anyone not named Stfrasburg. Wren knows you cannot have too much young pitching.
8. Cincinatti Reds – Tyler Matzek, LHP, HS – Plus velocity, good mechanics. Best high school arm in the nation, Reds SHOULD be able to sign him.
9. Detroit – Zack Wheeler, RHP, HS – 96 MPH Fastball with sink, doesn’t walk. Makes a very nasty 1-2 along with Porcello in the future.
10. Washington(Compensation for Crow) – Rich Poythress, 1B, Georgia – Great power potential, a bit of a reach but Washington probably goes cheap due to strasburg.
11. Colorado – Tanner Scheppers, LHP, St. Paul’s – Great lefty prospect last year before injury, makes his game debut in a week or two, so his stock will fluctuate from here.
12. Kansas City – Matt Purke, LHP, HS – Higher ceiling than Matzek, but worse mechanics. + fastball and + slider with a decent change.
13. Oakland – Mike Minor, LHP, Vandy – Strikes out a ton, and is probably the best college pitcher left on the board, since lord knows Oakland won’t draft a HS arm.
14. Texas – Matt Davidson, 3B, HS – EXTREMELY HIGH potential, but also a very low floor. power potential is insane. Should hit for average.
15. Cleveland – Luke Bailey, C, HS – Toolsy Catcher who has been very good. Could fall but I’m a believer.
16. Arizona – Shelby Miller, RHP, HS – Arizona has two picks in the first so they probably go for cheaper HS pitchers. Miller hits 95 on the gun, but has some control issues and tends to not go very far into games.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Ew @ Oliver that high.
www.raysprospects.com
by Imperialism32 on Apr 28, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, no Crow in the top 15?
He hasn’t pitched yet so it’s tough to get a read, but still
www.raysprospects.com
by Imperialism32 on Apr 28, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I kept looking for places to put him, especially in the 10-15 range, he's probably the next college arm off the board.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
WHERE THE FUCK IS BORCHERING YOU SLUT?
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Who are the Rays taking ass
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
That's an impressive amount of time right there
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
17. Arizona – Snuggle the bear, 1B, Downy College – Good power and soft hands for a 3" bear. VERY low ceiling slight upside. Tendency to want to giggle at the plate.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
He'd be the ultimate Eddie Gaedel, though
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't self-rec
You go to hell for that.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
Jesus is watching this GDT now. See pic below
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I make one little pun on LL and I get more recs in 10 minutes than I have here in 10 months.
And I’m fucking precious.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
My New Liscense Plate

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
He died for your expired tag.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh, he was kinda douchey
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Shields has been pitching a pretty solid game
Besides for that first inning whatnot, he’s settled in nicely. We need to get him some runs.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, no re runs please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Cockfag is such a fun word
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
My girlfriend is reading this, please watch your language
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I am both gay and pathetic
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Push her head back down.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I call her my little turtle
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah make that one go foul, pricks
Willy!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
come on Kapler
do it again
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
kapler with
risp= still scary
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
get him in, Navarro
so no one complains about you
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Only 1 day left until Website Wednesday!!!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
"Dear Todd
How do you like your woman’s muff? Brazillian, or like a little paper cut with a wisp of cotton candy?"
Aybar should have punched him like his wife, their was no feeling there
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Apr 28, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Willy "Crackhead" Aybar?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
why
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
HI MY NAME IS PERCY IS THAT A CHANGEUP?!?!?!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
oh god
I am gonna get ready for a shit storm
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
/points subtly to signature
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
/points subtly to Top Gun Numba 1's signature
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
/POINTS TO SIGNATURE
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I do feel like Joe's aggressiveness costs us more runs than it generates.
Though, I’m sure somebody has a study of it.
We were the worst baserunning team last year iirc
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember shuddering during the WS when Maddon got interviewed and started talking about "productive outs"
Something like he wanted to preach it this year or something. I really hoped he’d forget about it, but I dunno.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Maddon's management went to hell during the World Series.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, this.
Tried being too fancy and over-thought.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
its called baserunning
I thought we fixed it but Aybar didn’t, I guess because of his lack of time
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Too much grit
Not enough smarts.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate the celtics, but can't hate on Jesus
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you fucking kidding me?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You regularly take "dude headers"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I Lol'd
But no rec.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
/angrily shakes fist
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
FYI, one of the best parts of the movie is how good Denzel actually got at Basketball
Though he got beat in every 1 on 1
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
We need help from top professionals like Fred McGriff
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Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh come on Longo
you can get Morales
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I love how Pena keeps bailing out Longo
dumb plays, bad throws and Pena saves his ass
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I'm willing to accept anything positive from our offense right now
RAYS BASEBALL: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
change yours
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
The best you can is good enough
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This is why we American Football
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
God Josh Freeman's arm is so powerful
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Rays Baseball: Please can we have base?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Our pitching has been very good most of the time lately
now if we can start hitting often…..
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Too bad reasonabledoubt isn't here, because that steak sammich is gonna taste soooooooooo good
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
He's blogging about hockey on his site.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I assumed. I bet him lunch that the Rays won't score more than 3 in a game for the rest of the series
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You are making many friends around these parts lately.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a pretty friendly guy
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
We're e-bros I think?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't even know how to respond to this
Neither does my 8 year old lover
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats the kind of attitude that gets you STDs
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on top of the order
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I'm going to be waiting at the airport when these guys come back, with a stilleto, amd I'm going to stab James Shields in the ear for giving up first inning runs AGAIN.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
But ALWAYS 1ST INNING RUNS
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
ok BJ
until you start hitting, that is what I want, I hope Liriano gets too concerned with you
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
That's ironic
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
BJ says "fuck you" to bad baserunning
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
LONGO HIT IT FAR AND FAIR PLEASE
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
lmao beej is "game 4" ing it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
BJ walks and CC hits a first pitch out
The natural order of things is being restored
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
KICK FOWLER"S ASS UPTON
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Now all Upton has to do is not pull a Willy.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Some day I want him to pull a Jackie Robinson
but not now
LONGO
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
don't know why, but this is the funniest comment of the year so far
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on Apr 28, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You haven't been paying attention here then
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Aw, our most promising rookie has self esteem issues.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a whip AND a belt?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
He's the Jeff Niemann of GDT commenters
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Pre navi matt garza
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Apr 28, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for truth
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
promising rookie huh? I've been around for years and contribute nothing
holy crap I"m chad orvella!
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on Apr 28, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
"I'm Esteban Yan of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays!"
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
"Fresh from the Oven" comes to mind
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
NEED MOAR RUNZ
like 4, then we probably won’t lose
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I want 2 more
then I want Shields to be Shields
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Best sign in NBA playoffs history? Best sign in NBA playoffs history.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, during the epic NJ/BOS conf. finals a while ago.
The responding sign was “JASON KIDD BEATS HIS WIFE”
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Nastiest series ever. It was totally overshadowed by the horrible horrible SAC/LAL w. finals
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, wasn't the NJ/BOS series the one with the epic comeback?
Or was that another series that year?
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
PLZ MOAR RUNZ
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
oh fuck you Edwin
and I hate how Hughes is pitching like he is capable of
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
gave up 4, 4-0 Yanks
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
more like ran over to him, to kiss him.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get how you can hate Arod either. He's a good baseball man
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I tend to love any great players that typical moron fans hate
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
So is Arod?!?!?!? (Not as good as bonds, but way WAY better than he's given credit for by MIKE AND THE MAD DOG)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I respect A-Rod but don't like him.
I get how good he is but seriously kissing a mirror?
Swav or Die.
I love it because he appears to be genuinely confused as to how to get people to like him
He’s seriously a greek tragic character
Watch him beat his chest on the beach Ajax style
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
This is true.
Dude has no idea how to not come across as a douche, it’s really amusing.
Swav or Die.
You be nice
All the damage occurred after Edwin was lifted.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 28, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
HOMER
you will be safe at home……
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I love that J.J. is the cockiest guy on the team.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
/pops collar
/sips a shitload of wine coolers
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
welcome to this new game
brought to you by our 3B’s
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Poor timing, man
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember when your organization traded Johan Santana for 10 cents on the $?
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 28, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
GOMEZ IS AN A++ PROSPECT
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
You're close to Canada
SO THERE!
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Rotation could of been top 3
Santana – Liriano – Garza
but Liriano – Baker – Blackburn is like almost as good!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I feel like Pena will be picked off
wow fuck me
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
How many runners have we had picked off this year?
Are we on pace for a record?
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 28, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
With how tight our division is,
I don’t see how we can get away with making so many baserunning errors like this. Rather disappointing
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
I'm not going to resign myself to third place just yet.
But this shit is annoying and it’s costing us runs. We should not be scoring 3 or less runs in 55% of our games.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I know....I'm trying to keep hope, but it's tough when we give up baserunners like that
Stuff the projection systems couldn’t necessarily see, which is definitely hurting us. There’s still time, but it’s got to stop soon.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
its the curse of the grosses
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
So next inning may be Liriano's last
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
HAHAHA
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
What about following the game on ESPN.Com?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
It took them all of 20 minutes to fix this
Bunch of assholes, they could’ve had something great.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I still love the Cute BILL SIMMONS
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
/tightens NES controller belt buckle
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
OH GOD OLD LADY FLOPPY TITS ARE SO HOT!!! SO IS MEDIOCRE 3 CORD GUITAR PROGRESSION!!!!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Kim Gordon is hot if you have serious oedipal issues
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
"I wanna kill daddy" -- Sylar (2009)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Kim Gordon is hot if you have serious oedipal issues
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Oedipus killed his father and fucked his mother
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
She looks like a mother
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Kim Gordon is hot if you have serious oedipal issues
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It was just an excuse to post that pic
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I know...pisses me off too.
It’s definitely a recent change.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
dont even start this shit Shields
3 straight racist K’s please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
thats 1
so do 2 more please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
its Kubel dude
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Walking Kubel
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Kubel has been kicking Shields's ass
Crede on the other hand, is off to an asstastic start.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Kubel owns Shields
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Check your hat man, internalize those mantras
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I fucking love Annie Hall
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, last good Goldblum role until L&O:CI
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Not yet, but it will be.
Did you see Sunday’s episode? He rules. Almost D’nofrian
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Highly recommended
Though the depiction of Williamsburg hipsters didn’t portray them as faggy enough
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
People who still find Wes Anderson clever all wear white belts, just an fyi
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
STFU
Life Aquatic is the best one.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Weither that is true or not (it's not) is immaterial. He keeps cranking out the same fucking movie for hipsters to jerk it over.
After Rushmore it got pretty tiring
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
ik
I didn’t care for any of the others but ZIssou
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Please enlighten me about what you find acceptable.
Because I really care that much.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Suttree only watches "Eraserhead" on loop
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
INLAND EMPIRE
At least Mulholland Drive made some sense
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Aww.
It was a joke. I said stand up for yourself and then belittled it.
Not a very good one, I suppose.
Go back to watching Gigli
and masturbating to Ben Affleck.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Kevin Smith movies are for developmentally disabled man-children fyi
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You just crossed a line
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Yeah, really breaking with conventional wisdom there
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
That I don't agree with
Goodfells was more stupid goomba spank material. DwW had great direction and an engaging story. The acting sucked, but you can’t fault the whole film. Especially since the “acting” in Goodfellas was just a bunch of guineas playing to type.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo, Gigli ruled.
“She makes my pee hard Steve”
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just relaying facts
These facts come from the Wes Anderson wikipedia article that I just edited
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I will take this
I saw asshole coming from Kubel
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IS IT LOLCATZ?!?!?! THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUS
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Who are you?
God?!
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Liked this better when I first saw it at BE
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Yeah, I thought he would drop it also
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
please get him out
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Edwin's amazing april:
K/9: 5.88
BB/9: 2.42(Career = 4.41)
HR/9: 1.38
BABIP: .221
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
come on Shields
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
OT: Pepsi 'Throwback', which is cane-sugar Pepsi, is really really good.
And I don’t mean, good in comparison to regular Pepsi, it’s good period.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
oh fuck
mound visit Hickey please, it works well
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
FUCK THAT
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God damn it
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
That's definitely the slogan they should be using right now.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
ugh
we have to this comeback thing again
do it now
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Grah!
And he was doing so well, too. Just another out and then one more inning and it would have been a classic Shields start.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
It doesn't get rid of Shields shitting all over himself in the first inning of every start.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Bad Baserunning comes and goes, shitty first innings are forever
NO FERE
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Sign:
Dwight Gooden
Paul Sorrento
Omar Vizquel
and Zombie Mark Fidrych
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Rays, I really need tou tonight
I FUCKING NEED YOU TONIGHT, FOREVER IS GONNA LAST TONIGHT
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4th homer?
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can we keep hitting it to LF
his range sucks
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Aki says...
fuck your LF
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on Apr 28, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont have a LF
and I would not fuck it if I did
I am not a whore
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He needs to eat about 1000 more hot dogs and get a really dark tan before he becomes Tony Gwynn
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
DO SOMETHING SEXY BOSSMAN
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
man a gapper scores 2
a single ties this shit
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Can we not blow this chance?
come on BJ
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too lame for me to mean that
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It's time he delivers
Otherwise, it’s time I change my sig.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Then Joe Posnanski writes 1500 about how genius he is
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't he not like Gardy?
That was always my impression.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh...I must be confusing him with someone else.
I just remember Pos writing something about a manager he didn’t watch personally and really didn’t like, but everyone that watches him seems to love. I must be forgetting something.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the opposite with Pos. He definds Gardy all the time and the comments on his posts are filled with Twins fans like "Umm, 550 ABs for Nick Punto"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn my memory....
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
BJ walk time
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
AHHAHAHA
lmao
They do that shit with electronics boxes in the markets in Sicily. You buy this “new” camcorder for like $50 and open it to find a brick
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
dont need a homer, BJ
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There is a 0% chance his wrist is ok
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I fucking hate Statts
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gotta score in the 8th
or beat the shit out of Nathan before the 9th
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
/hates people when they're not polite
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
/is vain, also blind
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
/talks a lot, doesn't say anything
that’s a true thing
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
In case you were wondering, the new Eno/Byrne album is "eh"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the latin stuff he does, to a point
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Eno is overrated trash. The Thermals new album is looking sweet
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
haha, good luck defending the idea that Brian Eno is trash
He produced some of the best albums of the last 30 years
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I think using some mental gymnastics you'll get this one
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Your point was that he produced some of the best albums of the last 30 years
Therefore I made no sense.
U2 and that one shitty Bowie album != Greatest albums of the last 30
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
As much as I like the talking heads this is the wrong album to use as an example
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Negative
It’s their best album next to More Songs about Buildings and Food, which Eno didn’t produce.
Unless you actually believe Tiny Creatures is better than Remain in Light….lolololol
He's no "faggot hipster band"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Go look
http://www.last.fm/user/SaberToothedPie
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
There's nothing quite so pretentious as lastfm
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
lmao Mitch Headburg
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You're about to cross a line you don't want to cross
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
DISSING RADIOHEAD IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
2 MINUTES IN THE FUCK YOU RADIOHEAD IS AWESOME BOX
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
How the hell can you like Brian Eno and not recognize the genius of Radiohead?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
...Oh no you fucking not. Say something bad and get banned
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
You listen to shitty metal and sonic youth and SNL music, fuck you.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
My top played bands:
Beatles, Beck, Pixies, Talkings Heads, Flight of the Conchords, Smashing Pumpkins, Rush
None of those are shitty. SNL music is shitty though.
Good, trash, trash, good, funny, eh, good
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Shitty overrated, Good, Good, Good, meh, Shitty, Shitty
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Ahahaha, please defend your position of The Beatles are shitty
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I can do heroin and play the the snare with my cock while slamming the bass in no type of rhythm like Ringo too.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I know, but he ruins the timing of every song and mccartney's overrated as a songwriter and RAWR
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW PERCUSSION
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Also, he did those post-Band albums with Robbie Robertson.
Oh, wait, we were talking about things that weren’t shit.
Here's some legit shit you could say about him

Who the hell listens to this shit. It’s like saying Biggie Smalls made a good album; lies.
dont be scared of the runner please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
stop worrying about the runner
please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Read expecting a "noid" reference
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
lead runner at least
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stop worrying about 1st base
and get the hitter out
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
id keep him in
100 pitches doesnt mean his arm will fall off with 1 more pitch
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
If we lose this game 3-2, with Shields pitching 7 innings
Grah.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
Oops...that was an immediate fail
6.2 IP, I suppose
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 28, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on, I'm pitching to you
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
great start Shouse
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well.. he wasn't worried about the runner
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on Apr 28, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking love this barty range
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
score NOW
fuck Nathan
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I think Nelson is Maddon's fav RP
I prefer JP but I am really liking Nelson
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I hate piercings on women
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
She did a great job misjudging Post Modernism as "be lazy"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"HEY CHECK OUT ALL THESE GUYS I FUCKED"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You mad cause you gender neutral
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
this is weird
and awesome
keep it going CC
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steal
i dont want a DP
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
DO SOMETHING SEXY PENA
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
C PAIN COME ON
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Twins need a fat lefty eh?
I guess they had to replace Reyes
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If anyone's wondering where all the 12-17 year old girls in st pete are , they are in my backyard
i should explain – i live above jannus landing and katy perry is playing
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
Sylar's girlfriend does
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yah, that she does. got some hips on her too
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by stpetelawyer on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
As awesome as that would be to have a front row view of Janus, 90% of Janus shows suck.
Gogol Bordello in August, though!
true, but candlebox and george clinton last week were kinda fun.
pennywise should be interesing this weekend
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by stpetelawyer on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
He wants more runs
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
DONT FUCK THIS UP KAPLER
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
oh great
come the fuck on Willy
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Wily needs to atone for that dipshit baserunning earlier
by Jason Collette on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Taking that 3rd strike was worse than his baserunning
by Jason Collette on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
eitther way it could of been tied
I rank them equal
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Why are you such a douchebag dictator?
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
wow great work again, guys
so now we gotta beat Nathan
um, Zobrist needs to leason to our prayers
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
games 2 and 3 of the season and that all she wrote
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great, Pena fucks up
who can I trust anymore
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FYI "P BRADY" I listened to Apoptygma Berzerk too.
I like that you have MF Doom as your token white people rap choice
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Not saying MF Doom isn't good, just that he's a typical "white people" rap choice
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You shut your fucking mouth about Tribe bro
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Was my ringtone for like 5 years
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's a list of all my ringtones i've ever had.
Lazy Eye – Silversun Pickups
Heinreich Manuever – Interpool
Hey Bulldog – Beatles
Here Comes Your Man – Pixies
Teen Age Riot – Sonic Youth
Not even evil by interpol? ugh
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Illidelph, top 10 rap album
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a big DefJux guy.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Don't put those two in the same breath please
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Above Kanye, well below Weezey
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You didn't critique me on my most underrated album :<
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Sorry, I missed it, what was it?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Bonethugs fucking rules
Krazyie Bone’s first solo album is incredible
“Heated Heavy” is a top 25 rap track
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Or
http://www.draysbay.com/2009/4/28/857774/4-28-09-gdt-tampa-bay-rays#14973898
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
But I like Weezey better than all them??????????
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
How can you not think Wayne is one of the best rappers of all time? He's incredibly prolific and a great lyricist. He also hase top notch production all the time
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you like fish sticks?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
The food? No I don't
If this is a cultural reference idgi
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Arguing about music is like masturbation.
At the end of the day, somebody just cums on my chest.
… wait, that didn’t make sense.
Way to lean forward while jerkin it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
STILL HAVENT CRITIQUED
http://www.draysbay.com/2009/4/28/857774/4-28-09-gdt-tampa-bay-rays#14973898
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Wake up wake up wake up
Good, but not at all underrated imo
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Bone Thugs?
Seems like rap to me
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
How, western freeway never made any lists
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I don't know it/them
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You're missing out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysq_SYy1taA
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Will listen after the game
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
/tightens pants, affixes white belt
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It came out in 1996 you tool.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Here's a real hidden treasure
http://pitchhaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/daydream-nation.jpg
Juana’s Addicion
Came out before OK Computer?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
RIght around the same time. But the bends didn't really sound like Western Freeway.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
He voted for mccain :|
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
They were fun industrial type band until they started being a shitty alt/metal band
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I only really like the song "nonstop violence"
It’s a great critique on media’s facination with violence, especially comming on an album that features a track about stabbing people to death
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
BITCH, I'D RATHER DIE, THAN TO HAVE TO LIE, WITH YOU FOR ONE MORE NIGHT
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
He should find a way to use his stomach to his advantage
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Give him a heart attack?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
wait
if we can just get it in the air, Delmon is gonna be fielding in the 9th
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My most underrated album

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
What was supposed to be there?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Wow that looked like it was going 500 feet
I gotta put on new boxers
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That's an ugly changeup.
He needs to work on that more.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Hoover?
Halama?
Trammel?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds like an Excel formula.
Make a graph of “Most hated Rays players”
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
.
1. Sucking.
2. Being paid big money.
3. Having the manager write your suckage off as if it doesn’t matter.
4. Effectively being assigned as a high-leverage reliever no matter how poorly you are based on 2/3.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I sense there's more to this statement then meets the eye.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I can't believe you didn't hate Castilla
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
You guys keep picking cheap sucky players.
This is the wrong approach.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Vaughn? How the fuck could you not hate Greg Vaughn?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Guy wasn't a raging asshat
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Big money low production is enough for me
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You suck Percival
I mean seriously, why do you never act like this is the majors
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Fuck it, I'm bringing my rifle to the game Friday.
If Percy enters the game, neither of us are coming out alive.
known fact
we dont wanna be mr. obvious
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Did percy just seriously k someone?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
OMG PERCIVAL IS THE GREETEST
NUMBER 40 JUST LIKE ALSTOTT LOLOL
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Percy's all about deception.
That is, deceiving hitters into thinking he can pitch at the major league level.
Bottom of the strike zone and inside off the plate is a meatball?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Hmm
Looked up to me, maybe I misremembered.
by steve-o1285 on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
come on Percival
find some dumb luck and get 1 more
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Navi takes care of that
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FUCK YES NAVI REDEEM YOSELF
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
ACCIDENTAL PITCHOUT FTW
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
PTB FOR KAPLER
OR ZOBRIST
Anyone except Kapler or Hernendez
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Kind of.
I mean, it gets it’s due from critics, but most people couldn’t give two shits about The Band.
I could go on for days about how awesome/terrible The Last Waltz is.
Maybe you’re coming from a different perspective, but I meet a lot of people who are like,“Oh yeah, The Band… The Weight, and I’ve seen bits of The Last Waltz. Whatever.” And then people who have listened to their albums and are like me… where, you know, you just get down on your knees and worship them.
hit it in the air please
Delmon and Cuddyer both in the field
NOT TO FUCKING CF
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DO SOMETHING SEXY ZOBRIST
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen!
Tools Whore
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING %
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
BIG MOTHERFUCKING ZORILLA
Ok Zob, I quit. You’re good and there’s nothing I can do about it.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
2008 TYPE MAGIC
I LOVE YOU ZOBRIST I TRUELY DO
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That's it!
I’m buying stock in that swing training thing Tommy wrote about. That guy needs to go public!
by Jason Collette on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Maddon takes my advice and we tie it
Hey Maddon, dont use Percy anymore
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HOLLA AT A NIGGA PATENT LAWYER
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Now I did say NOT to CF
but omg I love you Zorilla
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He gets shot by women who fuck him
ZORILLA HAS HERPES!!!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Who did Zob hit for?
Also, Can we not go to extras? CHOP IT AKI WITH YOUR KARATE POWER
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
KEEYA BITCH
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
either score
or dont piss us off badly in the bottom 9th
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I referenced that above fyi
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
there's a lot of action going on, I must have missed it.
Almost as busy as the train we ran on your mother.
Zobrist needs to be everyday RF
He actually does well unlike those Gabes
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this would be a wonderful time to bust out of this slump
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PLEASE SEND ME TO SUICIDE BJ I WANT TO GET ON THE UPTON COMET
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
One comet cult reference
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
idgi
Do you mean Heaven’s Gate?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
We're not really a cult.
We just like saying homosexual things about Big Juicy.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 28, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Here comes the grooved heat
Please start catching it now Beej
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
He is going for another walk
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Do something not shitty crawford
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
BLOOP IT CC BLOOP IT
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I think I like CC better here
Especially right now.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Wow, so much for patience
wanted that one
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Carl "Waive and a miss" Crawford
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
OH WTF ARE YOU SWINGING AT FOOL?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
CC's not even watching the pitch, just praying he makes contact.
Good strategy.
Tools Whore
FYI This thread is at 1300 posts
RJ Lazy
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 28, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
JESUS IS PRAYING LOL
oh fuck now im not laughing anymore
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