5/1 GDT: Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays
by R.J. Anderson on May 1, 2009 5:16 PM EDT
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Sonny looks like a pigeon just trying to find the ideal mate
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Or someone who just crapped his diaper.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Lineups per ESPN
Rays:
Upton
Crawford
Longoria
Pena
Burrell
Gross
Iwamura
NAVARRO
Bartlett
Saux:
Ellsbury
Pedroia
Ortiz
Youkilis
Drew
Bay
Lowell
Varitek
Lugo
9=2 apparently
Can anyone explain why Hernandez is not starting tonight? Same with Zorilla over Gross
I know Navi is our guy better frankly, his numbers suck. Hernandez has the hot bat. For me it’s a no brainer. I’massumming Gross has better numbers against Masterson than Zobrist. I guess I shouldn’t question Maddon, but damn…wtf is going on here?
by TheUltimateBucFan on May 1, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
Maddon's preaching his 'patience' and 'planning' and all that other 'sticking with my guns' nonsense.
Well actually, it’s normally not nonsense, but yeah I’d like to see him coming off the bench a couple more days before they put him back in the lineup.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
*I mean this for Hernandez over Navarro
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
By hot bat do you mean had a good game?
Also, Maddon is an idiot and they should just pull a fan out of the stands every game to manage
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Did you ban me earlier?
Or was it SRQ, that fucker keeps banning me. I think the Informer needs to cut his throat in his sleep
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
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Warned SRQman 05/01/09 10:53 AM EDT DRaysBay Fuck you
by R.J. Anderson on May 1, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I got the fuck you
what a doucher why can’t that guy just get laid like the rest of the world
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Also did you steal that name from Snow?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
No, but ironically on the day I was born that song was #1.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
What are the odds that you would be born on the only day it was number 1?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Or Sonny. 17 straight wtf
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
How the fuck do you get those two mixed up?
by R.J. Anderson on May 1, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was Dewon when he asked the question.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
It bothers the shit out of me when I hear the crowd cheering for a Boston hit
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
It sucks but its the same everywhere.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 1, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
come on Sonny
enough fucking up
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
HAHAHA SCREW YOU FUCKING PEDROIA
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
NAVI SUCKS OMG
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Hey look, Navi failed to catch another ball.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I hate Ticketmaster
They sell out an entire section in one price tier before going to another. Because of that, the baseline box right in camera view is empty.
But if you look in the outfield, the place is packed.
That's cool. So is this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMG-LWyNcAs
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
This is fucking amazing
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Damn. That's freaky.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Zombie Caterpillar is not amused at attacking wasps
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 1, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
How did you find that!
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
What did you search?
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Does anyone else miss Magrane?
Kennedy is just not good…
It was soo good to hear Joe last night
I never thought I would say that
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
And those jerseys are sexy IMO
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
agreed.. I always thought dark jerseys at home
looked like softball unis… Probably would look better on the road. They are sharp though.
All things LONGORIA!
by RalphieTheRay on May 1, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
BEEJ
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Any time Masterson goes to the plate, someone should be stealing a base.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Oh, and another good looking AB by CC
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
That's not supposed to happen.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
damnit
let longo get you in
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
He called him out because he is black.
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Looked good on Gameday
Masterson is getting a ton of movement
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Is that his first CS this year?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
That was a strike?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I thougght it was outside initially..
But in slow-mo it looked solid, and Gameday had it in the zone
I suppose, it might have clipped the front of the plate but it finished well off it.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Eh, 15 pitches
seemed like more
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Longo is such a beast!
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Suprisingly quiet here.
Everyone at the game or something?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Just thinking that.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 1, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Anderson said something about having to take his poodle to get its haircut, or picking out a new purse at the gap
can’t really remember
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
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"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Is that Mickey Rourke?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
I thought the guy in the background was a Geico Caveman.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
wtf ump
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I hate this off-center camera.
I know we can get a CF camera shot. We should always get the CF camera shot. We shouldn’t be given this.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Unproductive outs are killing the Red Sox
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Really?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Ha
Fuck off Lugo!
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Wait, did Burrell just come up to AC/DC?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
They're all the same song.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
pretty much A, D, E, and B chords.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Thunderstruckinbellsydeedsyballsblack...etc
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
On a side note
Aki has the worst walk-up music ever.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
At least he isn't wearing used girls panties on his head.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
That's his jam dawg
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
I can already tell that Masterson
is going to be one of those guys that continually dominates the Rays throughout his career. Stupid goofy arm slot.
Hello.
2 Out Rally Time!
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I hate racism in baseball!
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
AKI WILL NINJA YOUR ASS MASTERSON, WATCH YOURSELF.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Inning over.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
NAVI ABOUT TO SPOIL HIS FREE PASS
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Stupid fat fuck.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
That's nothing.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Need another 0, Sonny
Navarro, please make the whiners stop, get on a streak
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Agreed, I like being sarcastic about Navi's gut a lot more then I do being serious about it.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
up and in not up and middle
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Kennedy is failing to mention anything about Palmiero roiding up.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
i'm going to write a book called If Sid Bream did Roids, Would Anyone Care?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
I guess if Kennedy was talking about it, no.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
oh great its the ugly ass shaking prick
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
out, any kinda out please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
That was pure lazyness.
Navvy is a LAZY defensive catcher.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Dave Wills is trying to give me a heart attack
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
I think I'm going to go ahead and watch something else so I don't have to watch the disaster as it happens.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Don't be such a baby
Masterson is going to get rocked
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Maybe if Sonnanstine decides to only give up that run for a walk; this team will go right back to a 'not this shit again' mode if they give up 4 or 5 without scoring a run.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
jesus Sonny
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
great, there goes the control
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
lets do this in the 3rd again
that was fun last night
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
that was fun
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Gotta make it up to them after Tito almost had a coronary after Pedroia's double play last night
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
I would like this to be put in the official record:
FUCK TERRY FRANCONA
In Play, Out(s)
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
but on the bright side, his endurance aint too good
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Really?
It’s 1-0 in the 5th and you’re giving up?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 1, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
cant get a 1-2-3 inning can you?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
god
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
woo web gyms
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
the power of the web gem needs to turn the momentum
plz?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Sonnastine HAS to go
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
No he doesn't, silly billy
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
JC has a point... we are losing 2-0 in the 5th.
All things LONGORIA!
by RalphieTheRay on May 1, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
true....
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
this obviously means Sonny can't be our starter
.. you are wise beyond your years, y’know… Others just may not agree
All things LONGORIA!
by RalphieTheRay on May 1, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry I seem to annoy everyone here
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
HAHA
but really when price comes up,keep niemann,let sonny go to the pen,he’d be good for one inning since he seems to have good control usually
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
do NOT fuck this up
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
cmon Navi
a single does it
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
COME ON
beautiful time for that first homer here
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
w000t
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
LONGORIA, BE LONGORIA
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
you should patent that
All things LONGORIA!
by RalphieTheRay on May 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
woohoo
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
deja vu all over again
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
THIS
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
it scares me when evan takes strike 2
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
yes!
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
fuck me sideways
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
OMFG
iF THIS MAN IS NOT PRESIDENT YOU ARE ALL COMMUNISTS
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
share the wealth man.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rays in '09
just win baby
If you cant find something to live for...you best find something to die for
Losing is losing,Victory is something much more
Hahaha KERICR already left
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
CHICKS DIG THE LONGO BALL
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
holy fuck
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
I AM HORNY
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Holy offense batman
belly to belly they go
nice one mastersuck
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
PTB and Evan in the same lineup
record for STD’s on one team?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
This was my post from earlier today
Masterson isn’t bad
I feel like this may be a Lester-esque game… he holds us down for a couple innings, then we break his back over our knee(s).
That last five minutes was better than 90% of the sex I've ever had.
Which makes Evan Longoria a better lover than at least three of my exes.
come on boys
keep the lead and keep SRQ banned (sorry man)
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
FYI
Drinking 10 Cane Rum for the firs time. Pretty fucking good but a .750 ml costs over $30
Anyone else have this before?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
BIG GULPS HUH?
WELL, SEE YA LATER.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
that shit always makes me laugh
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
That inning
May have just been the final straw on my decision whether to bite the bullet and order MLB Extra Innings so I can actually watch these games
bs.uf15bosox9bears23
likes people to call him… just make sure you don’t text or call during school hours.
All things LONGORIA!
that guy sucks more penis than all the jo sans in Vietnam
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's an awkward shortening of my name
Criminal Defense
by ReasonableDoubt on May 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I would of given 1 more out to Sonny then JP
but this is ok
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Heads up here fellas
because Dumig said Howell has been “terrible” this year.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
Sounds like he's about to put up a Ziegler type streak
Duemig couldn’t find his asshole if you held his fat ass open for him
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-Al Lopez
I like how it took him four hours to pick the three morning line favorites in the Derby
THAT’S SOME GOOD ANALYSIS
by ReasonableDoubt on May 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
He could find it if you pumped him full of liquor and put him behind the wheel
He’s comfortable there.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Howell makes the world go roun
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-Al Lopez
or cap... if you must
All things LONGORIA!
by RalphieTheRay on May 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think they have an alt cap yet... other than ST
Unless I completely missed tonight’s. What would you choose if they did create one?
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by RalphieTheRay on May 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
show a pic im on the radio
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-Al Lopez
Masteron's socks are kinda douche bag
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
SEC QB's can't steal bases..
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Huh
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
nice
this is e-rec’t
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-Al Lopez
Trivia... Who has more Grand Slams? Longoria or Zorbrist?
I’m curious,without looking it up or remebering last year like RJ, I say Zorilla.
All things LONGORIA!
Hellyboy for Teagarden?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK NO.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Sonny?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The Rangers would be silly to make that deal.
by R.J. Anderson on May 1, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Despite how he has looked so far
Sonny may be the Rangers ace and that is so sad
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
what would you trade for Russel Martin?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Good question
No idea
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I just heard Ortiz's wrist click
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Longo needs to turn more double plays.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Pedroia with his helmet on
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
How sad is it to wish you were Rick Moranis
Love the guy but don’t want to be the guy
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-Al Lopez
He's been doing more long-tossing to increase his velo.
by R.J. Anderson on May 1, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Lazy walks
him and BJ both.
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~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
uh oh
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
ALCS Game 2 Wheeler please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
ground balls plz
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~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
DOH
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~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh jesus Wheeler vs Bay
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Too lazy to ban/unban the rebellers
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
come on Dan
please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Angels 9 NYY 4 (bottom of the 7th)
Toronto 6 Baltimore 4 (bottom of the 8th)
The HIV?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow this ump does not call strike 3 does he
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
9-4 Halos over Yanks right now
Get this fucker!!
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Seriously love
Teixeria hitting .200 so far. I can’t wait for the boo birds at Jankee Stadium.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh fuck this umpire.
Sonnanstine threw a pitch similar to #1 and it was ball four.
by R.J. Anderson on May 1, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOOO
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I believe you have a job. I don't believe you have a girlfriend.
Have my egg McMuffin ready tomorrow bitch!
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Well its not Wheels anymore so yeah
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
yummy
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
But Swine Flu!
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure Dwayne has some fucking gnarly Kalas stories.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
FAIL
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
ok... but "hanging sox"?
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by RalphieTheRay on May 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Longo's 2009 OPS: 1.152
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
That's a damn fine 87 AB sampling
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I have lots of friends back in Wisconsin
and they wont even let me start a conversation about Longo being better than Braun. They think I’m a total idiot for even suggesting it.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
Carl cannot be thrown out
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Carl has 10 steals already? Damn
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
on pace for 3000 by my math
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
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by Sandy Kazmir on May 1, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
My wet dram is his and BJ each stealing 100 bags.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
*dream
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
man fuck
Wet dream is him and BJ.
I quit.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
nicely done sir.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
wet dreams, BJ, bags... too easy
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by RalphieTheRay on May 1, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
come on C Pain
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i would hope so with 2 outs
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
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by Sandy Kazmir on May 1, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Agree
(fantasy reason only)
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Think C Pain can pull a 2007?
Man, he makes some nice swings out there
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
We need a 1-2-3
so Percival pitches with a 4 run lead.
never thought I would read this
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm hoping for it but
Nelson is throwing in the pen. We need Percy to pitch tonight with a big lead, tire himself out, and take tomorrow off.
I like this idea.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget
Everytime Percy pitches, there is small chance he will put himself back on the DL
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH DAN WHEELER?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
He wants his vowels back
All things LONGORIA!
by RalphieTheRay on May 1, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yankees rallying
LAA 9 NYY 7 (bottom 8th)
1st and 3rd
1 out
Don't look now, but Wheels has a 9:1 K/BB ratio
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
The only problem had/has been the homeruns.
by R.J. Anderson on May 1, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but thats ALWAYS a problem with him
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Well, yeah.
Combined with BABIP regression it’ll lead to some lowpoints.
by R.J. Anderson on May 1, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Go n hate him now
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
So when do we all eat crow on Dan Wheeler?
Or not.
This Just For Men shit needs to go.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
I love those random great outing he has
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Not overly thrilled wiht Sonnanstine's start.
The strike zone was shitty, and the hits were mostly on the ground, but the 1 K 4 walks thing sucks.
kericr is gone
nailing this chick from the Red Rose Inn and Suites.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
you have your numbers backwards.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
errrr
I remember the story now.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
LAA 9 NYY 8 heading to the 9th
Coors Field East
Theo bitch slapped KC on that trade. IMO.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
....
HE ISNT THE CLOSER
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Geddy Lee does it better
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 1, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
lets do this
Me want a winning streak, heh, our only 2 of the season would be against the Red Sox
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Got my Drew Estate Cigar ready
end this fucker.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Anyone think we'll have a sellout tomorrow?
It’s the last Saturday before the concerts start, right?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Zobrist has more power than Papi!
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~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
duemig implied that roids are the reason that zobrist has had more power
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 1, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I was listening to that
by mistake. I sometimes forget to change the station at work to Cowhead.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Well he does know everything
dude has sources everywhere, maybe they should tell him to catch a cab sometime
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 1, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
DING!
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 1, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh man
I was late to the party
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
2 mo and we can shut up the haters
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Rays are 4-1 against the Sox now
and Sonny finally got a W!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I think Longo should get the W
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 1, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Question
Is papi generally a slow starter or is it just his wrist issues again?
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
yup
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
something about ban on steroids ruining his game
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Could be
Has bad knees, bad wrists, bad back
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 1, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
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