5/10 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 6:24 PM EDT
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Rays Baseball: The precum of this season is just beginning to flow.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Longo could make Bea Arthur's vagina tingle.
by BOHICA_ALEast on May 10, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems like a normal day off thing.
Although the given reason is his career numbers versus Beckett.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
oh great we get berman as a lead in
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Went to see Star Trek last night... Incredible...
leaving the movies, I was walking by a sports memorabilia store and noticed a topps poster.
On the poster was a picture of David Ortiz and it read “The Home of Clutch”
I found that amusing.
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
Star Trek was really good.
It had a lot of people in it where I was like “Uh..Didn’t expect you in this movie” Like Harold from Harold and Kumar and Simon Pegg.
Swav or Die.
or the chick from house...
and winona ryder…
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
It has to be people that just liked the show. Also another funny thing was how 99% of the people in a scene would be humans but then there is 1 alien that stuck out so much. Example/ Green girl when they were mad at Kirk in the big room.
Swav or Die.
Yes.
He says the best line, “I’m giving it all she’s got Captain!” in a different than usual British accent.
Swav or Die.
THE CHARACTER HE IS PLAYING IS SCOTTISH
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I'VE SEEN THE COMMERCIAL, ITS A FUCKING SCOTTISH ACCDENT
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THIS RETARDED?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
New UZR out.
Rays left side of the infield is the best in the league.
Also: Rays are first overall with ~24 UZR, second place Brewers are under 12.
Matt Garza
Please make Boston hitters look like impregnated teenagers.
Not to say that Bay's a good defender
But Fenway LF heavily artificially deflates a player’s UZR, or any other defensive statistic. Once you control for the wall, I’m sure he’s not nearly that bad.
Vogt early, Vogt often.
i.e.
A single off the wall is counted as a hit in his zone and counted against him, even if he played it perfectly (hence limiting it to a single instead of a double). Zone rating doesn’t adjust for balls hit more than 6 feet off the wall, which really should be treated like home runs for defensive purposes.
Vogt early, Vogt often.
MATT GARZA FINDS YOUR LACK OF SELF CONTROL DISAPPOINTING.
After every swinging strike.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't question it, just accept it.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 10, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank goodness the fired Melvin. Who benches Upton because he struggled for 2 weeks?
Just stupid.
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Bench Upton, get fired. Maddon took note.
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Not getting caught is always the best policy.
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PTB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
BOOTS WITH THE FUR
THE WHOLE CLUB THANKING HER BECAUSE ITS MOTHERS DAY
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Baby's brain cells are low, low, low
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Ruggiano/Joyce are on fire.
DurhamBullsBulls with a nice 4-3 win behind three homeruns. Ruggiano, Sadler and Joyce showing the power.
In before someone says trade the Gabes.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ruggiano is a beast
4 HRs in his last 2 games.
Or at least he’s been a beast for his last two games.
Vogt early, Vogt often.
Finally got motivated to do something, I guess.
Joyce and Brignac had been doing the power act for a good week now it seems.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
So Garza's now our ace
Just how bad was that Delmon trade…
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
as bad as Joyce for Jackson
:ducksforcover:
by Jason Collette on May 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Question
if scott kazmir continues to suck this year, do we make Garza our number 2 starter?
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
It will get him more innings
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
I wonder what corny nickname he'll get labeled with.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Dont i already have a corny name?
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
When AC Green finally had sex for the first time, his wife had to be hospitalized because the pressure built up so much in there. She needed 23 stitches to close up the hole in her uterus, and she suffered a punctured lunch and pancreas damage. True story.
Vogt early, Vogt often.
This is how the original alfalfa died
On January 21, 1959, Switzer and his friend Jack Piott allegedly arrived drunk at the home of Moses “Bud” Stiltz in Mission Hills, California, reportedly to settle a debt owed to Switzer. Previously, Switzer had borrowed a dog from Stiltz which was lost, but eventually found. Switzer paid the man who returned the dog $35 and bought him $15 worth of drinks from the bar at which he was working. Switzer went to Stiltz’s house to collect the money “owed” him. He banged on Stiltz’s front door, demanding, “Let me in, or I’ll kick in the door.” Once Switzer was inside the home he and Stiltz got into an argument. Switzer informed Stiltz that he wanted the money owed him, saying “I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.” When Stiltz refused to hand over the money, the two engaged in a physical fight. Piott allegedly struck Stiltz in the head with a glass-domed clock, which caused him to bleed from his left eye. Stiltz retreated to his bedroom and returned holding a .38-caliber revolver, but Switzer immediately grabbed the gun away from him, resulting in a shot being fired that hit the ceiling. Switzer then forced Stiltz into a closet, despite Stiltz having gotten his hands back on the gun. Switzer then allegedly pulled a switchblade knife and screamed, “I’m going to kill you, [expletive].” and was attempting to stab him with it, but just as Switzer was about to charge Stiltz, Stiltz raised the gun and shot Switzer in the groin. Switzer died of massive internal bleeding and was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital.3
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
too long for GDT
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 10, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Itr is incredibly worth it
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
oh wow
Ortiz is prob seeing stars right now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
What are the odds as far as W/L when we score in the first?
It seems to happen quite a bit this year….
Sign lady must die.
We're 7-2 when leading in the second inning.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
What is the breakdown of runs scored per inning so far?
Do you have that? We’ve been scoring in the first more than any other inning I think…or at least it seems.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
When is the last time Aki hit anything in the air to RF?
Seems like everything is hit in the air to oppo
I believe it was the bat flip.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 10, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
the one thing joe morgan was impressed by last year
the rays speed, power, defense…
Papi didn't just miss that fastball. He hit it off the handle and was late on the pitch.
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Better to strike out looking than to try to hit a strike with the bases empty
I thought that curve was a strike. Or at least no less of a strike than the pitch that struck out Zobrist. Both were at the letters.
Vogt early, Vogt often.
That HR was also in the Trop
Hernandez is not an everyday player. He is like Riggans last year. You use him too much and he stops hitting or gets figured out by pitchers.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 10, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
garza is usually caught by someone other than navi
navi has been sucking
hendandez did well against beckett
all I did was ask why he wasn’t playing
Becayse its not navi's day off
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
You don't understand why I would get pissy for people quoting like four at-bats as a reason for someone to play?
Perhaps because it undermines one of the most fundamental ideas this site preaches.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice job navi
Break yo big bat
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
fuck you
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
What is more annoying?
The douchebags that scream “put it in the hole!!!” every time Tiger hits one or the douchebags on top of the Monster who stand up arms out like Creed for every fly ball hit?
He's old and dumb?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
thats on you ump
but jesus Willy
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I'm convinced ESPN keeps Joe Morgan around
because they need someone to make Steve Phillips seem smart.
Vogt early, Vogt often.
That's dirtier than Kevi Youkilis's vagina
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
not even gonna try to argue that
that was nasty and Tek knew it
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
fucking Upton caught by fucking tek
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I read that as labia
and was going to be mad….but nm
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
he will be careful with longoria, he isnt scared of aybar
well how does he feel about PTB?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Am I the only who sees us getting to Beckett soon?
His command is meh and he is throwing a ton of heat
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I fucking hate you Boston citizens
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Why do you post on both of your accounts at once?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
and after 4 years
he would have been a life insurance salesman
It was Nebraska.
He would’ve been that anyways.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 10, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
most likely
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Alex Rodriguez should sue MLB for leaking his positive test.
That test was supposed to be anonymous, so no one should have even known who tested positive.
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i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
I thought Longo caught that and i was gonna be a DP
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
same here actually
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't know it was a grounder.. thought it was a soft liner
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
I remember when he ended the 15-game losing streak in 2002 with one swing
That was sweet
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
It would haave been so awesome if he broke up the tie in the 2002 ASG
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
I am here
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
ok Garza is pissed
i guess that happens when the umps make you get 6 outs a inning
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
16-4 when he's starting.
This is infallible. How can he not be the MVG?
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Over the Monster
I got banned from the Over the Monster site because I told the Sux fans their starting pitching sucked – What a bunch of fuck sticks! I swear I hate them almost as much as their fucking team!
I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot." SSgt R. Lee Ermey
Zobrist was robbed
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
lmfao did you see huff's homer?
he did the Joba fist pump when he crossed the plate. fuck you Joba
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I no longer have a hard feeling against him.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I stopped after I heard he wanted us to clinch in Baltimore cuz he wanted to sneak in and celebrate.
Dude isn’t bad.
Swav or Die.
I'm shocked Carl never went insane during all those years.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
wow he looked safe
that was a bullshit call
by JADDENHOPKINS on May 10, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
Gonna talk to Maddon? well, he looks pissed
this will be fun
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
What happened to Pedroia?
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
But it doesn't get Crawford
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
I love how Phillips shows how to catch basestealers and then they show a successful steal
….idiots
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
He qualified it that it gets MOST good base stealers.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 10, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He's right. Although 2.0 is an average pop time.
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He did say everyone but Crawford......
I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot." SSgt R. Lee Ermey
Mow 'em down baby!
I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot." SSgt R. Lee Ermey
Awesome
Two caught looking.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
When Garza is pissed which he obviously is
he either gets killed or mows them down, keep K’ng them plz!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Technically she probably has a clean snatch bc she douche all the spunk our every night
I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot." SSgt R. Lee Ermey
by Yat-Yas on May 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Bailey and Tek
bailing them out for having a hurt Oriz, no Youk and no Pedoria
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Kapler would've ran around in circles.
Gross is legit, he would’ve backhanded that shit.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
What were you doing Aki?
You better make up for it with the bat.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
straigned right groin
somehow its funny when its Pedroria anyone else and that would suck
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
How long will he be out?
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
If Aki let him get it, he would have
Aki wanted to be a superhero
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
It's always the outfielders ball.
And Aki is not good at going back on the fly balls. Philly proved that.
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Aki is not good at a lot of things defensively.
I loathe Mark Ellis for not giving us a shot at that pussy before re-signing.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
but he things a whole lot of himself
and thats when it gets so annoying
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I don't know what he things of himself.
I also don’t know what he thinks of himself, he can’t speak English.
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seems like i cant type english
so i guess me and him are sorta even
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Ha ha ha oh wow.
Rec’d for persistence.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
How did that happen?
First of all, why is Aki backpedaling, run to the ball? Also, that’s the second time I’ve seen Zobrist not call off an infielder when he could easily have made a play.
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We better start scoring and soon!
I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot." SSgt R. Lee Ermey
Yeah, in seatlle they just shoot heroin
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
So are we!
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Yook is hurt because he is a fat fuck, and Pedroia is a midget!
I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot." SSgt R. Lee Ermey
What the hell - you talking foreign policy - its baseball - relax
I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot." SSgt R. Lee Ermey
by Yat-Yas on May 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What are your guys' equivalents of Rally Fries?
by .Taylor on May 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
Also ESPN please stop using Stroke Face and Dumbass as your announcers.
When they clearly are routing for the Red SOx
Youkilis isnt on the bench
hes the home plate umpire, some BULLSHIT calls
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I feel like Bossman is about to break out.
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Let's get it started!
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
LETS GET RETARDED
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 10, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
for use of actual lyrics
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 10, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
What do you mean?
He’s been having a career year
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 10, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
blow me, Drew
just cause you dive doesn’t mean you have any chance to make a play
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
O/U on how many bases CC steals here
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Lets not cuss - lets be productive
I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot." SSgt R. Lee Ermey
Like the root message
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 10, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm me! Who the fuck are you?
I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot." SSgt R. Lee Ermey
he is you and i am me
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
why the fuck not?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
We're more tame than you wild savages at LL.
by R.J. Anderson on May 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Only because TGN1 isn't here
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
THEY SAID RAYS WOULD WIN WHEN PIGS COULD FLY
WELL SWINE FLU
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Stay thirsty, my friends.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
I want to know what beer the REAL most exciting person in the world, Bob Dole, drinks
Vogt early, Vogt often.
these dos equis commercials are not original at all.
all they’re doing is taking Chuck Norris jokes and calling him the most interesting man in the world
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
Why is Aybar playing first instead of Peña?
He sucks at first.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
WE HAVE NO CHANCE WITHOUT PENAS GLOVE
fuck you Jon or Joe or both or whoever
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
well a lot of those were strikes called balls....
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I'm sure she's not beating herself up over it
ZONG
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Even Rickey will tell you Rickey is the best
In those exact words too.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 10, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing
Navarro has a better average
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 10, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
And more homers
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 10, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
some type of -ness
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
suck batting average? I was going to say no homers
but navi has one.
is there supposed to be a punch line?
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Aki take notes
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
No, no he has not been good at catching pop ups.
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he tries to do too much
and that was a example of Aki thinking he can fly
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
You're accusing him of trying to hard? Really?
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there is a difference
of trying too hard and trying to do too much, that is Zobrist’s play
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
And Zobrist should have called him off and didn't.
It’s the IFer’s job to go as hard as they can until they hear someone call them off.
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Make him pitch
We’re this close to the Sox bullpen
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
no no no no... you....
idiot
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Or getting fucked by the first-base ump
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 10, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
that's veteran shit right there
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Davis just tried to do that and get Howard out of the game on a hard foul but it did not work.
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
NO
SOMEONE ARGUE
TAKE OUT MY FRUSTRATION
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Poor Big Papi...
I feel so bad for him now since he cant use roids.
Boston does
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 10, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
what about the BJ saga?
bastards
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
c'mon
they did talk about cc for 2 minutes
Big Willy Style
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
I thought it was Manny out there still
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 10, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
he's suspended.. remember?
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't get the joke?
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 10, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I love watching Bay field
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Now is the time for Zobrist to pray
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Ortiz is so close to crying
I would feel bad if he was on ANY other team
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
you are correct
ok other than those 2, fuck it, i wouldnt care anyway
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
rec'd sir..
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
no.. pitchers don't get credit
every thing’s on the batters sucking
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
Make up for that fuck-up, Aki
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Man do we need some home games
22 of 35 on the road?? MLB hates us
by Jason Collette on May 10, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
thank yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!!!
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by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Beckett is done
need to take advantage before he is pulled
the power of walk compells you
come on Aki
should be none out bases loaded but i trust Barty
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
well they do look alike
oh wait
nvm
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Please pinch hit Pena
There’s a reason you have a big bat and a backup catcher on the bench
Vogt early, Vogt often.
Make him pay, Barty.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
please dont find your command here
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
feisty little bastard
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 10, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
That will do, Barty.
Tie game.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
new game
Although battle of pens scare me
score more here
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Why even bother with a pitchout if you're not going to throw?
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Tek can frame it!
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
thanks for swinging at 2 ball 4’s you dipshit
by Jason Collette on May 10, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck.
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