Which DRaysBay poster do you want in the game last night?
by SRQman on May 11, 2009 12:53 PM EDT
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PrintWhich poster do you want in the game last night instead of B.J.?
R.J. Anderson- He brings grit and hustle. Doesn't have much power but would have laid down a bunt.
P Brady- He would have charged the mound and attacked Papelbon whether he got out or walked.
Tommy- He knows how to do the stanky leg.
Sandy- He would have just gazed at Kazmir from the batters box but he might have walked.
Top Gun Numba 1- Would have shown Papelbon gay porn and make him mess up thus causing a victory.
SRQman- I did lead my High School team in HBP during my sophomore year.
Erik- His hairiness might have caused Papelbon to believe he was pitching to Chewbacca therefore causing him to drill Erik.
PLK- RIP PLK, his spirit would have surely gotten a hit of Papelbon right?
td32- He would have been on radio show at same time therefore have the ability for us to call in and give him advice.
Other- Your suggestions.
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"I'm sorry sweetie, Big Baby Davis just ruined the magic."
Real line from last night.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
How are you not in this poll?
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on May 11, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Because I was already in the game?
Who needs to be in a pinch-hitting poll when you’re already in the lineup.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
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"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
My sister is 6.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
You would think people would vote for the guy who played minor league ball.
by R.J. Anderson on May 11, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I picked TGN1 because I equated this to a horse race
And I’d expect him the least likely to go all Barbaro on me.
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"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
PLK RIP
Dead guys are always voted first in polls.
by ReasonableDoubt on May 11, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions
I think I easily could have worked a walk
Pap’s seemed up and I have a small strikezone. Once on we would have had wheels everywhere.
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
I didn't know you were in a wheelchair.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Ask your mom how easily I go first to third
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 11, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
She said you had to be pushed by your nurses.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I was just trying to get some sympathy
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 11, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that why she said that your room smelled like lotion and doo doo?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Hmm I think I'll be the bigger man
well done sir
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Voted myself because I'm the best one
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 11, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions
Gotta play the matchups
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 11, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i hope you all lose
this place should become what it was meant to be
NO MODS
NO MASTERS
Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?
Raymondo
He would have struck out, then immediately logged on to demand his own demotion to Durham. If only he had options remaining.
Today, we are all Honkballers.
Small sample size
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 12, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Anyone
BJ was guaranteed to fail. At least if someone like RJ was hitting it would have provided some comic relief.
Seriously just about any poster that has a decent amount of athleticism and baseball knowledge would have at least equaled BJ. BJ would have struck out maybe 75% of the time and walked 20%
What would be funnier?
BJ striking out, putting the bat behind his neck, walking back to the dugout sulking like a lazy turtle…
or…
RJ striking out, Tommy running out with a laptop, and them two arguing with an umpire over pitch f/x data
by matthan on May 12, 2009 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The extended argument would give leadership and add grit and motivation to CCs next at bat
Clearly it is a win on all counts.
And on the bright side this would allow BJ an early start on his tequila binge.
RJ striking out, Tommy running out with a laptop, and them two arguing with an umpire over pitch f/x data
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"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
The not-even-close-to-official DRB Lineup
C – P Brady
1B – Some RLP (replacement-level-poster)
2B – Sandy Kazmir
3B – Tommy
SS – RJ (because he’s gritty)
LF – SQRMan (because everyone knows you put your worst player in left field)
CF – Sky (covers lots of ground)
RF – Erik
DH – Patrick L. Kennedy (because he’s too old to play the field)
Not sure who our pitcher would be.
by .Taylor on May 12, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
PLK is probably the youngest person there. You're thinking Sternfan1 aka Raymondo
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 12, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
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