5/13 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Baltimore Orioles Part 2
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 8:37 PM EDT
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Today my car broke down at a irving. Fast forward three seconds later and a bunch of high school seniors are setting up a car wash. They all take off their tops to reveal short shorts and tank tops.
Best brake down ever.
lie
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 13, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
How was I supposed to have pics
I was broken down and standing at a pay phone because I didn’t have a cell phone :(
Who the fuck uses a pay phone
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The longer you wait, the worse they get
And they can get fucking expensive
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
Night court. /wooley bully
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha, AT&T thinks you're black
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Credit-wise you are appairently
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
xXxSylarxXx
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Spend too much time dialing 1-900-Old-Tits
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
As she does not exist, this is true
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't have that many friends to run a bill that high.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You're awful?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Because you buy them weed?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Did they come over and wash your car naked too? Then dyke out on the hood of your 83 Cutlass?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
uhhh
High Definition Camcorder
It’s for recording high definition video
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
No :( my car couldn't move
but I did get to watch them wash the cars. That was pretty awesome.
But as I said, I left as one was going into her bikini top :(
hard hit XBH
so no homer but its sexy
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
DEETRAIN: 1IP+ 3H 1BB 0K 1HR 2ER
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
OK guys . . . suspend your disbelief for just a moment here . . . Dontrelle Willis is pitching terribly.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
i was hoping he would do well
but I guess I had to know he wouldnt
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
wow that tag was like....
damn migraine
cant think of anything
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
that tag was like....
woha.
That would have done it.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
So first time I got laid I took picks
I know, TMI
but before I even posted here, I knew pics or it didnt happen
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I dont think anyone wants that
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I like advice puppy better
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Pics or it didnt happen
Also, wtf random.
Also also, Not sure I want to see fat whiny DRB user sex
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
hey im not that whiny
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
How come nobody posts pics of this guy anymore?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 13, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS SIDE
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
FAT!
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 13, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
No. Fat makes you round. That shit is caved in.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Um...where's CC?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
uh-oh, wrist?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 13, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf they lose there speedy CF so we lose ours?
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WHY IS MADDIN RESTING PLAYURS IN THA MIDDLE OF THE GAME?
by steve-o1285 on May 13, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 13, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Crawford said "The time is NOW!!! Joe."
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Even if its series, PLEASE DONT BE
I want Joyce for LF or I will kill uhhhh…..a bunny?
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wow
even if it is serious***********************
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I wanna win a low scoring game for the first time ever
like 3-2!
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Anyone else hear that baby?
This is why i want stadsum personnel to carry mase.
I bet then that baby would shut the fuck up.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
i think i was supposed to say too far
but I laughed instead
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I think its his last start, I truely do
lets get him a W
and Hickey needs to visit Niemann every inning
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Spoilers are normally bannable, but nobody watches LOST.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Richard already fucking said that
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
This is a bullshit recap ep.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
nah that was like a review of the season
now its new
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2 hours of new shit though
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Oh, so it's still a 2 hour episode?
Tools Whore
Okay, I'm good with that. I thought it was 2 hours, just thought the first episode started at 8.
Tools Whore
Once again
Every locker should have a laptop with a DRB post about them on the screen. Can you say winning streak?
Pena took speed before the game
I love it
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OMG RUNZ
Time to pull Niemann. The time is NOW Madden!
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 13, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
GUESS THE AUTHOR:
Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs: A Woman’s Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery (2008)
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Gabe Gross?
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Dolly Parton
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
WILLY AYBAR DOESN'T HAVE A HEART
JUST A LUST FOR RBI
by PlayOnWords on May 13, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Hey, wait, I know the guy holding the camera personally.
Great guy. He’s a professional clown that caters exclusively to children. Crazy ex-girlfriend though.
Tools Whore
by Tyler on May 13, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't imagine what newcomers to this site think when they see stuff like this.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like people must think we're all a bunch of racist sexual deviants.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
If that were true, Duemig's audience would be ours.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I know the girl looking at the lion personally.
Great girl. She’s a craigslist escorter that caters exclusively to Tampa Bay fans. Crazy rose rates though.
by Sylar on May 13, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not a girl...
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Speaking of girls,
that Cristina Kahrl is pretty hot and knows her stuff about baseball.
Tools Whore
.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
well done
in retrospect
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow man you too
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Day to Day..Joyce loses hard-on
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
They're saying CC jammed his shoulder
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
wow like Nando
victim of a web gem
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So when do we start talking about MVB for leadoff?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
why now
BJ looks better lately
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Not convinced yet
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
you get convinced or
I will find a way to track you down and send Gomes on you
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I'd just shine a flashlight at his face and he'll lose me in the lights.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
fuck
ill send Aki on you and you will get some karate
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Did I mention that my sister is 6? And that she has panties?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
andd now you even crossed my line
you mean fuck of a fuck
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pretty sure Beej is 2-2 tonight. Just sayin
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on May 13, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Not convinced yet
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
his 1 out was robbed by Mora
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
stat fail, sorry
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by stpetelawyer on May 13, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
MVB!
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
TIME FOR LOST, DONT FUCK IT UP NAVI
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
so many times they called us out on that
about damn time were safe
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got a run in
I excepted a DP (like everyone else)
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I normally cant spell
and now my head is killing me so what do you expect
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Actually, I expected ATM
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
/Zangief'd
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
So we score runs tonight
I like runs
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Watching a free concert at the park
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
rdrr
Big Bad Voo Doo Daddies, decent, but there’s a festival going on and their were sooo so many girls out, the band was alright in doses
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
How'd Niemann look
Last I say he walked Huff in the first, but I probably would have done that too
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Did he show a lot of promise?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
When he used bendy, yes.
When he used fasty, no.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
.
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Cormier, be awesome
last time you had to save Niemann’s ass, you sucked
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the formier Oriole, Cormier
epic match up
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Cormier for rest of game plz
(makes believe Percy wont pitch the 9th if we are winning)
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
can someone define long reliever to Maddon
Shouse is warming up
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because Wheeler sucks
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Longoria is the new
MIKE ALSTOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Uh...
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
thanks for scaring me
wow
wait…… since when can a migraine get scared away?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Kormier!
Someone said today that he looks like Shields. I see it.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
i have been saying that all year
Looks just like him
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No and Yes
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
not that bad, yes
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WEBSITE WEDNESDAY!!!11
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
meh questions, slower than Niemann answers
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Giraffes were created when Zobrist uppercutted a horse
by steve-o1285 on May 13, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ZORILLA!
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
ZOBRIST NEEDS TO START MORE
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
wtf with that swing
juicy rbi at 2nd, longo
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Oh man, we need a new Zobrist nickname.
I shouldn’t find this as the 7th image result for Zorilla
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
AND NAPSTER BAD
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
BECAUSE MUCH LIKE THE ROAD, ANYTHING THAT MARRIES YOU IS GOING TO HAVE A BUMPY, BLACK VAGINA
WITH LITTLE WHITE DOTS ALL OVER IT.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah that's not good
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
GROSS SUCKS
HE NEVER HIS BATTING AVERAGE IS .259
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
thats actually amazing
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by stpetelawyer on May 13, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
This is why we don't post too many furries.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
please get pissed and hit your first homer, Willy
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Huff's D against us is fucking annoying
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are you referring to our perfect closer?
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by stpetelawyer on May 13, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
but...saves!
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by stpetelawyer on May 13, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
the sad part is
Percy has been one of our better relievers
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did you know I never knew what QQ meant?
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QQ means crying because it looks like tears coming out of the eyes
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
Oh wait, Wheeler's getting up
I might need to change this a little bit
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
B&
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
some MIGHT think that is pessimestic
some may think that is realistic
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1 IP for Cormier, good thing we saved him yesterday
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when is SB Nation getting mobile posting? any word on that?
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They keep saying it's on the top of their list.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
well banging megan fox is on top of my list
hope they both get crossed off the list soon…
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by stpetelawyer on May 13, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Anderson: Shouse is good versus lefties, bad versus righties
Kennedy: Shouse can get anyone out, not just lefties.
He caught him don't worry
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
imagine how much they would discuss it if Kennedy once caught Anderson
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REMEMBER WHEN I PUT DOWN THE DEUCE AND YOU DID IT MAN
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
why did Cormier come out even if it was a lefty
and nice work, LOOGY
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i was serious, im a future teller
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DOUBLE PLAY'D
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
DP!!
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
I wouldn't give it any glowing blue penises, so that's already a mark in it's favor
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
PTB or Aubrey Huff?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Burrell
The Britney Spears story..
When Burrell was playing in Reading in the minors, he was near NYC, and got invited to some after show parties from the MTV Music Awards. He was just chillin there(and remember, he was basically a nobody, only someone that knew a lot of baseball would know him at the time) and he saw Justin Timberlake….
Well, he rolls up to Timberlake and starts to tell Justin how he plays in the minors and Justin’s uncle was his hitting instructor. Timberlake acts like a dick and just blows him off. So Burrell doesnt really give a fuck cause he’s Pat the Bat…So, this is when Britney was dating JT, and she walks up to Burrell and apologizes. They talk for a few minutes and part ways…
So the next day, Burrell gets to the ballpark and he goes to his locker and there is a note with a phone number. It said Britney Spears on it. He asked who was fucking with him, and no one knew what he was talking about. Apparently Britney had her agent leave her number for him cause she wanted to hang out. Dont kno if he banged her, but pretty sure he fucked Brittney in her prime
A good teammate…
In minor league ball, they banned tobacco use. They would send guys around from MLB and go to minor league ballparks to try and catch guys using. Even look around their lockers…it was an expensive fine, especially for guys that dont make shit in the minors….
So one day, when he is in the minors, MLB comes around and catches a bunch of guys on his team dipping. After the game, his coach(who was an old timer and a hard ass) was chewing out the guys…telling them not to dip yada yada yada. When he was done, and told which guys were fined, he asked if anyone had anything to say….
Burrell stands up in the middle of the locker room, and says, “You guys can continue to dip. If you get caught, I’ll take care of the fine(cause he was a bonus baby).” Then he just sits down, and the coach looks at him knowing he cant do shit, and says, “Fuck you, Pat!”
A real good teammate…
Pat and 2 other guys are out at the beach either in Miami or the Keys. One of the 2 guys was a buddy of mine I played with. ANd this is right after college…so the 3 of them are out at the beach, dicking around on motor scooters and drinking… well, they run into 2 girls and start flirting with them. After a short time the girls ask Pat and my buddy if they wanna hang out at the girls room. Mind you, this is early afternoon. So Pat tells the 3rd guy that they will meet him back at this spot at exactly 5pm…..
So Pat and my buddy go back to the girls hotel room and quickly they both start hooking up. They are both in beds side by side to one another. They’re both banging these girls and my buddy says he looks over and sees Burrell banging this girl doggie style and looking at his watch. SO like 10 minutes goes by and he looks over again…BUrrell is still looking at his watch…..Next thing you know, he sees Burrell kick it into high gear, and try to cum. So Burrell finishes fucking this girl, and immediately starts getting dressed. He tells my buddy, " Hey KB, we gotta roll, we gotta be back at 5pm to see Johnny."
My buddy is still baging this girl and Burrell yells at him to stop and get dressed. So they both get dressed, and my buddy is apologizing to the girl he just fucked. Burrell’s girl says, “Where the Fuck are you going?”…..Burrell tells her he’s going to meet up with his friend. She flips out and throws the phone at him and starts screaming. He walks over to her sticks his hand in her face, and says firmly," IT"S OVER!" She starts screaming again, and he says louder, "IT"S OVER!" They then walk out and meet their buddy exactly at 5pm.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Please no Wheeler. Please no Wheeler. Please no Wheeler. Please no Wheeler. Please no Wheeler. Please no Wheeler.
Please no Wheeler. Please no Wheeler. Please no Wheeler. Please no Wheeler. Please no Wheeler. Please no Wheeler.
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
can we score more runs and stop our "SU" and "CL"
from coming in?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
See!
Navi is good at something
seriously, his sac bunting is awesome
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
fuck beans
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
NAVARRO DIDN'T KILL A RALLYE?
THAT’S OK, BOSSMAN’S GOTCHA COVERED
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
the black man tried to hit the asian
thats what that was
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Kareem Abdul-Jabaar v. Bruce Lee?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The size of his chest.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Plans for Ben Zobrist toilet paper failed because Zobrist wouldn't take shit from nobody
by steve-o1285 on May 13, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Someone bring up Elliott Johnson to teach these pussies how to come home on a close play
What’ up with this ole’ shit lately?
COME ON LONGO
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
1) See the importance of my mojo?
2) I always showered daily when I went to conventions. Unfortunately, the untidy part is a bit too common for many tastes.
3) When Rick Ross is on the cover of XXL, shouldn’t it be titled XXXXL?
4) If CC has to go DL, Beej better finally step up.
5) Furries don’t go to Metrocon, but they have a bangin’ show called the Anime Human Chess Match.
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I AAAAAAAAAM KAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!1!11
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Stan Van Gundy is a Frontrunner
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
5) Furries don't go to Metrocon, but they have a bangin
that’s it. Stop right there. No more plz.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/04/11/
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
"Anime Human Chess Match"
What the fuck is wrong with you?
We need pictures.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Go to the website
Do your own research for once.
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I've GIS "furries" before, I'd rather not go back to those set of Google Ads.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm talking about Metrocon, dumbass
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the big anime convention in Tampa
http://www.metroconventions.com
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Or use Google/Yahoo/Live Search/whatever search engine you use
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
I do like this mans command
as he throws a strike, damnit
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
up 2, 8th inning
the tums are on me
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
tell me JP or Nelson are at least warming up...
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Gabraham G. Gross
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
his BB/K ratio is the only good thing
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Kapler would of run so quick and over the wall
This is the Gabe of the day I like
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Kaz eatng kotton kandy
:D
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 13, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
that killed me!
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on May 13, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Kaz is a pimp
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I hope we never trade hm.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
1 more please
ill still hate you but I will like your performance in this one
oh wtf Wigginton
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I was about to say that.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
If we can't get him an iPod, I'll chip in $10 for a truckload of cotton candy
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
It was lolzy
Then he starting flirting with the girls in the front row
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
who you kidding?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
When he has efficient innings I go half-staff
No homo
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Don't be jealous. He's mine.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Have a seat over there...
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
BTW, TGN1 is on his way down to ruin our shit.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Sup fags
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
BAITER
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i know but
if you are gonna be gay, stop hiding it
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Ray killer vs HR machine
ill be closing my eyes
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
never got into the cotton candy when
i had the munchies
1 heart attack gone, 1 to go
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 13, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
plz give me runs, 2 or more
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
So, "Furries" in the open huh RJ?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
ugh
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, this GDT is pretty much on life support.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Now THAT is what she said
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
did she
did she really
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
She did. In reference to me having sex with her.
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
just keep watching his shit
seriously
this is teh cool
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
come on Barty
keep being a real MVP here
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
So crawford is out with a shoulder injury?
Did someone make him play center field?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, Upton after being too lazy to chase down a ball there.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Ambushed'd
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
LOS'd
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
VAUNTED DEFENSE
So Navi’s playing for the O’s now?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Navi should try to stop it with his stomach
not Zaun
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Here comes Chris Benoit...
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Hella cool
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
YES!
maybe Percy will come in anyway but he has a lot of runs to work with now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
he needs to work
and either Wheels gets 2 innings or Percy comes in, no one else is warming
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
NAVI NOT KILLING THE RALLY? BOSSMAN'S GOTCHA COVERED
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
WELL FUCK BOTH YOU CLUTCH MOTHER FUCKERS THEN.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Sylar.txt
1) MY GIRLFRIEND
2) runs into hot girls everywhere
3) boston
4) Terrible taste in music
5) worse taste in women
6) deadbeat
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Metallica?
What the fuck is wrong with you
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Wuit
1 Play
Interpol – The Heinrich Maneuver full track
37
2
The Beatles – Happiness Is a Warm Gun
26
2 Play
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – Where’d You Go? full track
26
2 Play
Talking Heads – Burning Down the House
26
5 Play
Radiohead – My Iron Lung full track
23
6 Play
The Who – The Seeker full track
22
6 Play
Rage Against the Machine – Bulls on Parade full track
22
8 Play
Stone Temple Pilots – Interstate Love Song
21
8 Play
The Who – Eminence Front full track
21
8 Play
Rush – The Trees full track
21
11
Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble – Pride And Joy (Album Version)
20
12
Pixies – Wave of Mutilation
19
12
Supernova – Chewbaca
19
12 Play
Dead Kennedys – Holiday in Cambodia full track
19
12
The Moldy Peaches – On Top
19
I have the best top 19 ever
I do
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That'll work too
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Slump: OVER!
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
one was robbed
i like his swing in this series
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Maybe it's like in Days of Thunder
after Cole wrecked his car he didn’t have the confidence to win races. Beej got woke up and is getting his confidence that it’s ok to swing hard.
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 13, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Feasting on these birdies
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
there we go
5 runs makes me feel safe with Percy
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Referencing furries in the lead is not the cause for this win btw. Don't make it a habit
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 13, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
nice
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
The best part is that "poem" as the post script
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying anything, R.J.
Your secret’s safe with me. No one needs to know you’re a closet furry.
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
You keep on doing that
We keep on scoring
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe they call this the hit show
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I think they were saying "Let's go O's
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Who knew Evan would be the one killing rallies tonight?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
SLUMP! BENCH HIM
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Longoria went hitless tonight!
Clearly, we need to drop him in the line up. Does he still have options?
Free recs for whoever copies/pastes that fanpost into a new one, only about Evan.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Who else but Quagmire?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's the rec whore here, Mr. 495?
Why don’t you just do a Fred McGriff and retire after batting like .140
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 13, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Later then your mom's period
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
The fuck is wrong with you?
It’s Percy in, You Lose
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Izturis hammering the ball? Awesome start.
Tools Whore
come on Percy
dont be that guy we hate
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Lol percival
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
Roberts owns us
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Fuck you Percy
Can we get someone else in there? Like Nick Swisher?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Ok, I dont feel safe anymore
warm anyone else up incase….
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Ok this isn't funny now
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
LMAO
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
FUCKING ENOUGH DOUCHEBAGS
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
A reliever cannot create his own save situation.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
wow
vintage Percy
not nice to see you
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Hey gaiz
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 13, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
It's a save situation at least!!!!
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
It's cool, after Markakis and Huff hit home runs, he can get through the bottom part of their order.
I hope at least Huff does. I'm trying to trade him for OF help
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why I call him F-Rod
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
At this point
I’d take Balfour for closer
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Troy averages 3 pitches per run this inning
Percy being percy walkin bitches, serving meatballs.
Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?
Took us long enough
If they hit one more homer, I’m posting porn
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
we have an out
2 more
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Are they chanting LETS GO MARLINS?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
jeebus
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
Jesus fucking christ.
SHUT UP PERCIVAL.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Hey, Maddon
nice of you to show up
now we can end this
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Oh Percy What Lead Won't You Endanger?
So how many months will percy be out for this “injury”?
Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?
Sweet classic car Percival
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck I don'y know who I hate worse
Percy or Huff
I want him taken out back and shot like a dog attacked by a rabid wolf.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
well Kapler can punch him
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
That'd put Kapler on the 60-day DL
He’d tear his enormous bodybuilder muscles
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ohwow
Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 13, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I did until Percy was put in the game
Wife comes out “it’s 8-2, the game is ove….oh wait, that idiot is pitching? Nevermind, leave it on”
by Jason Collette on May 13, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Janet Reno?? Quite a timely reference
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't help but laugh
I don’t know why…probably because this is what i EXPECT when percival enters the game
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
in 2008
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on May 13, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I've never booed the home team
but if that pitches on Saturday when I’m there, he’s getting booed
by Jason Collette on May 13, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
He's the only player I've ever hated on the Rays.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
We tried this game already
And I still can’t believe he didn’t hate CashStealer
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Edwin is a nice dude.
There’s no reason to hate him.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
For real
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Um, because he abuses women and threatens to abuse children
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Says the bostonian
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
aka a non wifebeater
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Sylar = Love Metallica + Bostonian + Terrible Credit.
Nope, sure doesn’t sound like a wifebeater
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure that he didn't do that
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Not if you take a strict definition (i.e. he didnt choke her)
If you talked to anyone who works in the field…hell yes. When you are the size of dukes, you don’t have to hit women to control them by force and intimidation
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Black women hold it down
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
All sarcasm aside
Dukes is a shitty human being who has done nothing but blame others for all of the problems in his life.
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
/
dude i know how you feel. really. i can really connect with this it’s like you jumped into my mind and wrote a blog about what you saw and in place of my name you put yours.
you should really listen to this guy he got me through a lot of tough times www.myspace.com/andrewwk especially the songs it’s time to party, party hard, long live the party, party ’til you puke, and make sex.
I have no clue what you are talking about
I was paraphrasing what Dukes has said in several interviews….Its never about him doing anything wrong…its just him being misunderstood.
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
If Elijah claimed Jesus saved him, would he get a book deal like Hamilton?
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Threatening women = drug use?
I think we have different moral codes
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You should know that 99% of my comments that involve Jesus are tongue in cheek.
Shit, Elijah shoulda been a man of his word.
/obvious sarcasm
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been away from this site so long
I really cant tell anymore
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Hamilton had a strong support base that he shit all over.
Dukes never had that
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
All sarcasm aside
Dukes has had as awful a childhood as any human has, and was never treated as anything but a piece of meat that is good at sports. He has never had a strong support base. Lets not be so quick to damn someone.
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying he had it great
Only that he has made poor choices with his life, and either blamed or victimized others as a response technique. I’ll gladly forgive his juvenile indiscretions as the product of a bad childhood. But as a grown man, he has had the CHOICE that very few with his type of past get to make. And as an adult, he has continued to make poor choices.
His mistakes are his own, just like Hamilton’s.
And I’m not big on Hamilton’s Jesus Act/Witness/Whateveryoucallit. But at least he has shown remorse for the mistakes he’s made in his life. Dukes just makes excuses, which may have worked when he was 18, but not for a grown man.
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
No one is raised in a vaccum. Personal responsability is one thing,
but he has no anchor point for acceptable and unacceptable behavior. The fact that the Rays gave up on him without taking the time to try and get him normalization and counciling is the biggest beef i have with this franchise. Hamilton was given chance after chance, and Dukes was told to go home, rather than given any help
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think that's
an accurate description. If they were quicker to cut ties with him, I’m willing to assume they did it after a fair evaluation in which they determined he was beyond their ability to help.
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
How the fuck is it that the Nats are able to help him?
But rather than cutting him loose completely, they worked out an arrangement that gives him time away from the field to resolve his personal problems, and leaves open the possibility that he could play for them again — perhaps later this season.
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know
How the fuck did Hamilton get his shit together? I don’t think the results disprove the thought processes the Rays took. I’d bet good money they had access to plenty of psychological data on him.
Also (and I’m not rooting against him), I wouldn’t necessarily consider him a good risk to be free of law violations and restraining orders in the future…but if he can be more power to him.
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
No he didn't abuse his wife
She wasn’t his wife, just his babymama
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by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
No
babymama = unmarried mother of a man’s child
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
babymama doesn't have to be unmarried
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It's how it's used
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by Orlando Rays on May 14, 2009 7:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe in the furry community
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 14, 2009 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Come on, no one takes that seriously dawg
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Correction
threatens to abuse kill children
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
For real
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a bit of distate for Hamilton.
If it were booze, or opiates, or amphetamines, I’d understand. But, um, there’s no excuse for smoking crack when you have money and a nice family.
Without his addiction, we never get Longoria, Price, Beckham, or Friedman.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh
Its not like he beats his wife. Just sucks at his job, and is clueless as to the fact
by GomesSweetGomes on May 13, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Not wanting him on your team is different.
I didn’t want Edwin on my team, but I didn’t hope that a bear raped him. That’s not the case with Edwin.
by R.J. Anderson on May 13, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Just to further ruin Troy's ERA?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
why?
do you really think he gets cut anyway?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
this ump is wants the rallie
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Tampa Bay Orlando MagicRays
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
We don't need Choke City mojo
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by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
the tying fucking run
are you fucking kidding me
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
oh, this is rich
Wiggy hit the GWHR would just be poetic justice
by Jason Collette on May 13, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
RAYS JUST TRADED FOR HUSTON STREET
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh wait, I forgot that Howell's blown both of his saves this year.
Please DP JP, get us a DP.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
the fuck is wrong with them?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this lineup done with studs yet?
1 more
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I like how the Orioles play SMB music
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I'd rather be waterboarded than to have to see Percival pitch for us again
by Jason Collette on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
ain't nothing easy
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
that should of not been scary
but we win
fuck last place!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I'd rather waterboard Maddon
to find out what Percy has for black mail
I remember with JP
08 was bad luck 09 has had choking
is that his 1st save?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Yes
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 13, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The artist signed that picture, it might be worth something!
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 13, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
id just like to point to my sig
go away percival
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