The following things are better than troy percival:
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 14, 2009 9:32 AM EDT
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And now for some basic hard truths from your ol pal HAHAHAH OH WOW:
1. Troy Percival shall forever in my posts be referred to as "Multiple gunshot wounds to the lead."
2. Troy Percival has somehow managed to fall even lower down the respect ladder. He is now officially worse than:
a. A kick in the groin
b. Pancreatic Cancer
c.Having your clutch go out on your car while on the Howard Franklin on your way to a Rays game where Percy is not available and earned leads are statistically more safe.
d. The Economy
e. Octomom
f. Joe Maddon's various and sundry missions
g. Niemann's fastballs
h. 1997 Edwin Jackson
i. The Bubonic Plague
j. Ishtar the movie.
I think that pretty much covers most of what this man is worse than. Thank God this toxic asset's contract is up this year and he can go far away from any lead. He was a great man in his heyday and he helped us out last year, but considering how high expectations are this year, and how our record has been going, putting this man in with anything less than a 4 run lead is Deer Huntert Russian Roullette with 5 bullets and nicky already survived round one. Do you hear that Joe? DITCH PERCY! DIDI MAU! DIDI MAU! DIDI MAU! *slaps face*
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UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF
Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 14, 2009 9:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A lead with Troy Percival is less safe than an Orlando Magic playoff lead
by matthan on May 14, 2009 9:36 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hitler
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 14, 2009 9:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, sincere rec'd; I like where this is leading
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 14, 2009 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
l. having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
by PlayOnWords on May 14, 2009 9:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A little
too ironic……..and yea i really do think
by Buc Wild on May 14, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ITS LIKE RAAAAAAAIIIIINNN
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
by Rytor on May 14, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DIAF and take that wailing cow with you
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 14, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
m. Being with Pat Burrell at 4:59 pm in Miami when you're right on the verge of climax
Assuming you’re a woman or really like “Pat’s Bat”
/obscure?
Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 14, 2009 9:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Do what you want just dont hand the ball to percy
Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 14, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ps i meant 2007 edwin jackson
but then i suck my posts suck and you know what i mean
Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 14, 2009 9:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A list of things I'd rather do than watch Percival pitch
1. Be waterboarded
2. Go to a Carlos Mencia maraton concert
3. Hear another Brett Favre comeback story
4. Go swimming in a septic tank
5. Remarry my ex-wife
6. Watch a looped tape of USF beating UCF 64-12
7. Get a vasectomy w/o anesthesia
8. Have Delmon Young throw a bat at me
9. Have Joe Morgan and Tim McCarver call every game of baseball I watch for the rest of my life
10. Give Naimoli back full control of the Rays
by Jason Collette on May 14, 2009 10:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Namoli would probably cut or trade Percival because of cost-control reasons
WIN WIN!
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 14, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's absolutely positively worse than Perci
is Navarro rubbing snot all over his jersey and batting glove while in the batters box, hitting a sac fly (WTG fat boy) and coming in and high fiving everyone with a booger laden batters glove.
by ConnorManning on May 14, 2009 10:35 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hand sanitizer in the dugout
The time is NOW!
by PlayOnWords on May 14, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ishtar burn, timely!
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 14, 2009 10:42 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
...
JP: …yo. what’s worse than watching Percy pitch?
SK: …………….
JP: ……..
SK: ……..lol
JP: lol, i know right?
by daveh33 on May 14, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Kevin Stocker
the Hit Show
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
all night document reviews
going to the dmv
the economy
by Devil Ray on May 14, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how the shit did they get the Roots to do that gawdawful show?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 14, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's almost like being a relatively underground rap group doesn't pay as much as TV band.
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 14, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Things that are worse than Percival:
SRQMan
by Sylar on May 14, 2009 6:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I would rather watch Toby Hall and Navi makeout
then watch Fat Ass pitch. They could even be naked and I wouldnt change my answer
by BJ the Bossman on May 15, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't that in someone's sig for a while?
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on May 15, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swine Flu is better than Troy Percival
by floridaroar on May 15, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Swine flu is a myth, Percy is very real and scary
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 15, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting skullfucked is better than Percy
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on May 15, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1) playing the decisive game of the world series, stopping the game when your team gains momentum, then starting it again 2 days later.
2) losing the world series in 3.5 innings.
3) reopening the worst sports memory wound of my life in attempt to make a funny post.
by tropbeachbum on May 15, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Things that are way way better than Troy Percival
1) At the time, when you least expect it B.J upton gets a clutch home run
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by Some other guy who does not care on May 15, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you really feel that way?
I saw Percy fight off 20 fouls to get an out last year…… Call me Homer, but I think 3.5 back is a pretty good place to be with Shieldsie being Shieldsie, Garza being Garza, Sonny regaining Sonny, The Big Ugly giving up one and the Velociraptor bearing teeth. I washed my hat for the first time in a year today……
by Chianski on May 24, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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