And now for some basic hard truths from your ol pal HAHAHAH OH WOW:
1. Troy Percival shall forever in my posts be referred to as "Multiple gunshot wounds to the lead."
2. Troy Percival has somehow managed to fall even lower down the respect ladder. He is now officially worse than:
a. A kick in the groin
b. Pancreatic Cancer
c.Having your clutch go out on your car while on the Howard Franklin on your way to a Rays game where Percy is not available and earned leads are statistically more safe.
d. The Economy
f. Joe Maddon's various and sundry missions
g. Niemann's fastballs
h. 1997 Edwin Jackson
i. The Bubonic Plague
j. Ishtar the movie.
I think that pretty much covers most of what this man is worse than. Thank God this toxic asset's contract is up this year and he can go far away from any lead. He was a great man in his heyday and he helped us out last year, but considering how high expectations are this year, and how our record has been going, putting this man in with anything less than a 4 run lead is Deer Huntert Russian Roullette with 5 bullets and nicky already survived round one. Do you hear that Joe? DITCH PERCY! DIDI MAU! DIDI MAU! DIDI MAU! *slaps face*
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