5/19 GDT: Oakland Athletics @ Tampa Bay Rays
Oakland Athletics at Tampa Bay Rays, May 19, 2009 7:08 PM EDT
The stat widgets aren't working, but your match-up is James Shields and Josh Outman. Funnest fact: the A's bullpen has thrown 45% of their total innings. By comparison, the Rays' pen has thrown 34% of their total innings.
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damn. you beat me to it
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 19, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Or turn it over to a well-rested bullpen for once.
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 19, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
They need more than one day.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
why is Zobrist not playing every day?
Upton cf
Crawford lf
Longoria 3b
Pena 1b
Bartlett ss
Aybar dh
Iwamura 2b
Kapler rf
Hernandez, c
i am so tired of seeing Gabe Crapler from Suckcinatti
Saving him for the PH Grand Slam
It’s inevitable.
by BOHICA_ALEast on May 19, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
bartlett in the 5 spot..
could be interesting
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 19, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Kapler in RF
Boring…
Yay, Hernandez is behind the plate again.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
If we still had E-Jax, he would have come up with a solution to Kapler.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 19, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Why does race matter so much to you?
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't have an answer to this, snarky or otherwise
Other then it doesn’t. I joke about it because it matters so much to many others.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
As long as there are people who want to rename the swine flu to "The Mexican Flu", I will be there to say that the E-Jax's in the world hold the solutions to the Kapler questions.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
My dry wit slips past you yet again.
It was obviously a German joke, you silly man.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You obviously have bad dry wit
language-ish, ahh whatever?
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
No I doubt it.
I’m the one who bit down hard on his girlfriend story last year.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
also please tell Maddon to play Zobrist every day
He is my replacement for Alexi Ramirez on my fantasy team.
Matt Murton status: Freed
Garrett Atkins status: Not Traded
Clint Hurdle status: Still Employed by the Rockies
by Andrew Martin on May 19, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello Rays fans
I am RockiesMagicNumber, columnist on Purple Row.
I simply came to say that this:

Is my doing.
I’m enjoying watching Hammel pitch. The advanced metrics aren’t very hot on him, but I think he’s a really fun project pitcher to watch work with our staff, and I’m hoping he can be the next Taylor Buchholz.
Good luck against the A’s, I’ll be watching Mr. Hammel himself take on the Braves.
Matt Murton status: Freed
Garrett Atkins status: Not Traded
Clint Hurdle status: Still Employed by the Rockies
by Andrew Martin on May 19, 2009 6:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You'll love his bendy stuff
It made our taco pop.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
ha
Rockies fans get 4 tacos for $1 if the Rockies score more than 7 runs in a game.
Tacos are a commonly used imagery in PR
Matt Murton status: Freed
Garrett Atkins status: Not Traded
Clint Hurdle status: Still Employed by the Rockies
by Andrew Martin on May 19, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Good coincidence then.
In non-Rockie news, are the Broncos finally going to give Andre Hall a chance?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Could this
Be the game, if OAK gets tagged for enough runs, that their pitching could breakdown(even more) because of the amount of work their bullpen has done over the last 4 games?
I TRIED TO HELP YOU ALL I CAN BUT I CANT DO NOTHIN FOR YA MAN

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Does this mean he can go down on himself now?
/urban myth’d
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
,,,the fuck is wrong with you?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 19, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Still!
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 19, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Why does ESPN trade rumors have "Price poised for promotion"
Anything to that or more ESPN bullshit?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
He's less than 3 starts away, almost certainly.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking he gets a 90-95 PC limit next start
and then gets his call up but maybe only 1 more start is asking for too much
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Sometimes I began to hate
doctors…They make everything so complicated.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by 4QB on May 19, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So
3 straight lefties
Should I worry or just kill Kapler, have them start Zorilla and chill out?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Start Zorilla
and Chill… These guys are not all that good anyway
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
It almost looked like Bartlett was in slow motion
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
wow that call was just made up for thanks
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sit down sir, please
thank you, have a good day
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
For some reason
I think Romeo and Juliet is funnier than most other english plays of the time?
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
WEEE
Swinging Strikes
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
he wouldnt if Michel put his damn left knee down
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 19, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what are the "two changeups" that shields throws?
according to KK.
Circle and three-fingered I think.
Unless he’s picked up the four-seamer.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
isnt 1 just slower than the other?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Circle change moves more horizontally.
There’s also the four-seam/vulcan that Nelson/Gagne throw.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Has shields
even learned Nelson’s change, that would be devastating to have in his arsenal?
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
I'm not sure how easy that grip is to learn.
You have to manipulate your fingers’ webbing and all that stuff. It’s basically a palmball anyways.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
No, one moves less.
One is a get me over, one just falls off the planet.
Tools Whore
no Niemann 3-0 pitches here plz
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
3-0 K
<3
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Wee
More Swinging Strikes
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
How would Holliday play RF?
Only have to pay him from June on if he can play a decent RF
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Wow
Shields threw a slider, Neat
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
wow Kennedy said what I was thinking
wtf is Cabs doing
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
cabrera's dancin
hes dancing but hes still gettin it like BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADSHOT
UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF
Because they're not civilized like the Aryans.
Tools Whore
Tiger Woods calls himself Ranger Rick
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 19, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
dont let it get to you, Shields
just get Giambi and sit down
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
nasty change time
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Yay
More Swinging Strikes
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
I dont think you like me
Yes, I am only trying to switch your attention from “some other guy” to me
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Why was it ever a meme in the first place?
Of all the precious things I comment, that isn’t one for repeatability.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF is that ump doing
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Yes,
Finally, Inning Over.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
I hearby
propose that mlb should hire an umpire that is a blogger on draysbay
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
id do it i wear contacts
UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
We would suck at it.
Just give us robots.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
last time i checked leading the league in homers why do you ask?
UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
other then 07, this is what you expect from Carlos
low AVG, lots of homers, a smile
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Yep KK called him Josh Outlet
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
But you have to agree that
Out man sounds more like a baseball comic book superhero.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
Rumors he once raped someone
I dont want him near Longo
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
He's better than Michel, and probably Navarro.
And only makes 2.5 mil this year.
Overpaid relief pitcher/Kapler for him makes the money even.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
didnt we go over making sense?
Stop making sense now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Schneider returns soon...I think?
and they love Santos
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Save the stache
he’s trying to be the next giambi and hit more home runs that way.
Or, he’ll grow it to mock giambi.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
I have seen this too often
Shields needs a lot of rest, Longo, please
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R.J and his dry wit
Again…
Fail
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
some guy in a yankee cap passed by me today
I had a Rays cap on and he went “ohhhh somebody wants to be smacked” so I yelled back “dude lets not be enemies, fuck the red sox” It got a Pena type smile in return
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Perhaps he wanted to smack you in affectionate way.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
thats not cool
im gonna act serious and not laugh if you will excuse me
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
you didnt know
and im not that sensitive, its all good
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
why is it that Kapler makes me nervous even on routine plays
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
wow, more innings like that
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
its uter"us"
not uter"you"
UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
that's for Manny Being Tranny
not A-Roid (as we know of)
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 19, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
DL
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
oh we all do
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Out Man (Still Funny)
throws as fast as 07 kaz.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
I find it amusing that people say this blog hates Bartlett
When we were the ones calling for a shortstop just like him during almost all of 2007.
man, aim better, dont hit like that to CF!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I don't have good ideas. I only shoot down bad ones.
It’s why I never made it to the show.
Tools Whore
Banned for missing chromosome
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if RIP PLK shirts would work.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if they were huge white t-shirts with a shitty matted image and olde english font
/can say that, is black
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
This is why you were banned for racism.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Only racists think i'm racist
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not the one banning me
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
negative
but not that bad
keep pitchin ideas
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poor Hammel
I know he sucked often but he was a cool guy and its about to get ugly in his game
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Cabrera is a Ray hater
He needs to be taken care of
Where is TGN1 when you need him?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Well, he did sit the fuck down, what more do you need?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Good lord. Do you lurk until someone mentions you?
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm summoned by irration anywhere in the world
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
a picture of the proof you did what needs to be done
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
see, guys
you let him rest, hes a ace
you swing at everything, hes Kazmir
sry, still love you Kaz, just forgetting why
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Make your own! www.cafepress.com
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, expect you have to charge 25 to make 5 per.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I only wear free gear, so it don't matter to me
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
can we has a few "fuck victor martinez" shirts made?
I like the part where him and Coco used to be the team mates
the douche bag crew
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I wish someone would
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TOYOTA
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the Brett Boone bat flip from Michel after he got sawed off.
Pimpin!
Tools Whore
Its way too far up this thread
but back to that Castro thing
Michel has been a fine back up and if he starts failing again, maybe 1 century, we can call up Jaso
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
How often does BJ wanna get pissed off but calms himself down?
knows we need his D, good man that Upton is
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Only if we add a question mark to the end.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
why is it needed
he will end the game
just a matter if he makes us happy or pissed off
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
BJ had a ball 3 called strike two.
That kind of changes the at bat.
Tools Whore
I thought Giambi was gonna be a Ray
he seemed to be the one that would sign
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Couldn't be anyworse than PTB as been so far
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
At least
PTB had been getting hits with RISP
by Transplanted on May 19, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
My fantasy team disagrees
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
We like him a lot.
But we really wanted a RH bat and Burrell met our price.
Tools Whore
We made Abreu an offer for 8.5 million.
I’m guessing he regrets turning that down.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
To think, I always had Burrell pegged as the guy holding out for the most cash.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Lives here
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
0 state income tax
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
All the slump busters he could ever want
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He's married and I don't think it's fair for you to insinuate that he is anything but monogamous
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"You mind if I take care of myself"
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
That should read
“Mind if I take care of business?”
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The story goes: A few guys were on a business trip in Pittsburgh. A couple of the guys knew the Phils were in town, so when they all spotted Burrell at a club there one night, it wasn’t a total surprise. Pat ended up taking a liking to one of the girls in their group. She thought he was hot but didn’t follow baseball. He took her back to his hotel room, and a make-out session ensued until she alerted Pat that she would NOT do him. Not fazed by this, Burrell seemed to respect her chastity, and rather than force himself on her or fly into a blueball rage, he asked a simple question, glancing down at his engorged pants: “Mind if I take care of business?”
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I like how Shields walks off
“yep, thats what i do, dont act surprised”
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
/dominates AAA lineup
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
we keep swinging at 2-0 crappy pitches
like its crazy
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wanna see shit?
RaysIndex has a pic of the fight and Burrell failed to use pants
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link
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
give me a sec
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it looks like he has erect penises coming out of his ass cheeks
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uh
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
What's amazing is
Last week or so for both Longoria/Pena have been awful compared to earlier this year yet we’ve been going good.
by Transplanted on May 19, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
False
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
May 12 TBR @ BAL L,5-7 GS-3 L(1-4)
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
when does he start sucking
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
come on Shields
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Aki feels like he has to prove something to Shields
keep makin the plays
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flying through innings
need this to continue with our very special Scott Kazmir going tmw
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
'Grats you can't satisfy a woman
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
wait.....wasnt Aki just up?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I was just thinking that
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
well thats 2 hits
keep bringing him up
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
looked like Kapler KILLED that
went no where
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
i want another double
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
FYI, Getcha free lettuce wraps on:
http://www.pfchangs.com/briny/default.aspx
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
whoa Michel actually ran insted of another DP
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Upton would want Maddon to succeed but the team to fail because ajwkerawkjhefawef
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
lol Michel took Kapler's speed
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Are you effing kidding me?
And that was strike 3. Amazing.
Tools Whore
Outman will be done soon
bring in a righty and Gross or Zobrist
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Oh thank god we get a crack at that terrible As bullpen.
Oh wait,
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
well for some reason Outman is owning us
it can be as bad, but their pen cant be worse
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
plz e'splain dis image
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
confusion or shocked
1 of those
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Did you draw it? I get what it's supposed to mean, but where it's from
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
come on Shields
1 more, another quick one
and Cabs keeps trying to fly
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Lotta flyballs
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
I love how BJ makes it look so goddamn easy
and Shields is a sexy beast
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
If CC gets a leadoff triple, me and Shields will be a lot happier
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
KK wants a bunt
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
The good news: James is pitching a gem
The Bad news, the Rays still sucking against lefties. That’ OK though. I’m here now. It’ll be allright.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
fuck, he almost dropped it
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
2 fly outs, both almost dropped
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
oh shit
let Shields rest, im tellin you
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Can someone please hit the ball over the fence?
Tools Whore
Pena's obviously hurt, he hasn't hit a homer in a couple of weeks.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
He hasn't been aiming for home runs
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
That's because there's nobody in the crowd to catch them.
Until…
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
This guy may be better then Fiddle Cat and Reich Raccon.
Combined.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
PurpGuy owns so hard
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Plz don't troll
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I still don't get this.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
PTB explaining the joys of fat women to BJ
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
Welcome to last week slow-mo
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
99 pitches
Outman is done
Their pen is great but it cant fool us as much as Outman has
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Kaz for Willis i'd do in a sec
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
What's D-Rail'd contract look like?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Don't care. He's a natural athlete
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He's in shape.
Round is a shape.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Why do you think D-train is fat?
“I pitch ya-yo like Dontrelle Willis/We the Trillist on the mound, holdin the whole south down”
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Upton's not very good. Look at his average.
Or for you advanced folks, look at his OPS.
Tools Whore
Pena and Longo are in a rut right now
They’ll snap out of it. Outman has suprisingly good stuff.
Hello.
come on Shields
keep it going
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
ugh i dont like the rest we gave Shields
come on James
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Somewhat pissed? Marginally pissed?
Since James didn’t give up his run in the 1st inning, I would be marginally dissapointed.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
try to remember the Felix - Shields game
theres your answer
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Happy Birthday to Malcom X and Grace Jones
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
/Wayne Brady reference
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
ok now
give him rest this time, guys
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Offense is sucking.
BJ looks horrible at the plate. Somehow every once in awhile he walks or gets a hit, but it looks ugly as hell when he does it. I just wonder why he is late on so many pitches. I don’t really care how things look, but damn.
He's got an OPS over .800 the past ~3 weeks.
He’s still regaining strength.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember what I said Taylor H about Neo-Sarcasm?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
This is addressed to Taylor H.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
"Remember what I said Taylor H about Neo-Sarcasm?"
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I will murder your children.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
He is playing much better
It just looks bad. Especially when he strikes out. That is probably why so many ignorant fans do not like him. He can just look really lost and confused. Of course looks are pretty irrelevant as long as the mechanics are right.
Being black and looking like a delicious sour puss hurts him too.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
"Delicious sour puss"
mmmm, delicious sour puss
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
....or we still suck vs. LHP
That’s my guess for the night. Besides, Outman has good stuff.
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
Jesus Weurtz doesnt fill me with confidence
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Offense is sucking
Longo looks horrible at the plate. Somehow every once in awhile he walks or gets a hit, but it looks ugly as hell when he does it. I just wonder why he is late on so many pitches. I don’t really care how things look, but damn.
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Too bad that is just factually incorrect
Pretty tough to compare a guy hitting under Mendoza, zillions of swinging strikes and called strike 3’s…to the most valuable player in the league
What is next? Comparing your hitting ability Longo?
I was wondering if anyone would catch the k/h thing.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you were setting me up for emo Greinke jokes.
I had a few ready to go, just in case.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
isnt Kapler on deck?
cuz i think its PH HR time
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
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Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Not even close.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
good
now get a fucking single
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
SITUATIONAL HITTING
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
So much for the Thunder getting Blake Griffin
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 19, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
a sac fly would be enough....
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
So you're asking for a strikeout?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
You see what you did?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
How's shields looked?
I know he’s two hitting them.. but has his stuff looked lights out?
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
You jinxed him.
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 19, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Dont help him, hes too good as it is
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
who didnt see a K
and why is Crapler up
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Do it for the tribe
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
dammit
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 19, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate you Gabe Kapler.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
he did what Aki failed to do
I blame Aki for the obvious K
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I blame you for that K.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
i blame you for blaming me
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
oh yay, Michel can lead off now
god, why must we suck so bad with the bat
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
We used up our runs last night.
Tools Whore
by Tyler on May 19, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
GOD DAMN IT RJ. CONTACT THE FRONT OFFICE. WE CAN TAKE UP A COLLECTION TO COMPENSATE FOR THE SUNK COST OF DFA'ING THIS FUCKER
by ReasonableDoubt on May 19, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
I think I am ready for a post about how Kapler is leading the team in some obscure stat i never heard of.
ew.
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It's 1 million bucks.
It’s not like Zobrist should’ve been the main option there. That’s suicide.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
$1,000,018
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
LaHOIEM
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
what is generally expected of a 1 million dollar free agent outfielder?
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on May 19, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
no.
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 19, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
fucking Kennedy
dont even think about scoring the 1st run
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
And so here come the A's to show us how to move a runner over and in.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
about as good as the one in seattle...
oh.. shields pitched that too
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 19, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions

AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 19, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
...the fuck is wrong with you?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
come on James, 1 more strike
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
a nice play so of course he slips
why keep us happy
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
WHAT THE FUCK KAPLER, WHY ARE YOU BEING RETARDED?
Seriously, can Zobrist replace Kapler right now? Permanently?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Anyone but Crapler
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
if we are taling defense, i want the other Gabe
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
That's right, Zob's splits against lefties are garbage.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
i said if were speaking defense
with the bat, give me Zobrist
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I'm talking about replacing Kapler in the platoon, not about replacing him in this game.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
get a out please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Clips have #1 pick fyi
Grizz #2
Sonics #3
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
Just like your girlfriend
Enjoy raising a half jew
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Take him to my momma house girl she'll tell you
Tools Whore
ONE MORE NOW
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Aki is the Gabe Kapler of infielders.
Tools Whore
I think he meant that dan uggla is the kapler of infielders
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 19, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU SCORE RIGHT NOW YOU HEAR ME RIGHT NOW
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
86 pitches through 8 for Shields btw
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
after a 27 first... that's amazing
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 19, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
BLESSED BE THY NAME
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
I still want Zobrist
but if Navi is himself and cant even see, him catching is scary
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
FUCK GABE GROSS
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
nice work, Michel could of done that
come on BJ
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Caption clutch!
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS SHIT ISN'T WORKING
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Why is it always about race with you?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOYAKA
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Melvin
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
In the immortal words of Owatonna... "It's about fucking time!"
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
steal 2nd plz
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Offense sucking.
BJ looks horrible at the plate. Somehow every once in awhile he walks or gets a hit, but it looks ugly as hell when he does it. I just wonder why he is late on so many pitches. I don’t really care how things look, but damn.
Tools Whore
BLACK POWER IN HONOR OF MALCOM SHABAZZ
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
CC!!!!!!
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
In the immortal words of Owatonna... "It's about fucking time!"
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
Not a gay joke, I want him to train me.
Tools Whore
by Tyler on May 19, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
5/5
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Longo, my love for you will drop a bit if you get a fucking DP
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
to quote RJ BLACK STALLIONS DOIN' WORK!!!
film that Spike!!!
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
It's Doing
I’m not of the blessed skin, therefore I cannot use n’ in place of ing.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Longo, bust this little mini-slump you're in.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Plz hit fly ball
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
A past ball would be nice
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
like.. from back in time?
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on May 19, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
dont insult me, this is Rocco
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
racist
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
as much as i wanna see a steal of home, Bailey throws too hard
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I fucking hate you
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
MOTHER FUCKER LONGO DON'T YOU FUCKING K
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
DFA LONGORIA
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
every fucking time
come on Pena
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
make a damn wild pitch
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Hey Pena, do good again
Un Known insider???
by steve-o1285 on May 19, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Why can't he just make contact?
He has no idea how to play the game the right way. Someone needs to sit him down and have a serious discussion about situational hitting. This team really is lacking the veteran presence they had last year. Guys like Rocco and Cliff would never have put up with this.
Tools Whore
by Tyler on May 19, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Longoria has been awful lately
how many times has he come up with a man on third and failed to get him home?
Hello.
Mini slump. Back off.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Nobody expected him to keep on driving in runs at the rate he was
but at the same time, he needs to stop swinging for the fences so much in those situations.
Hello.
wow he smacks it foul so often
aim it better
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
FIRE FRIEDMAN
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
BULLSHIT GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT UMPS
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
:(
:(
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
HORSESHIT
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
God hates you
I’m one of his chosen people
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
too much black + too much love equals 4-eva
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
ok am i blind or did we just get fucked
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
You're blind.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
That doesn't even make sense
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS TO YOU
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
M fucking V mother fuckin P
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
bases loaded in a tie game
please dont piss me off again
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Please Bartlett, now is not the time to start regression.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Doesn't Pena realize sometimes you have to extend the strike-zone?
We really need guys who know how to drive in runs. This is unacceptable from our 3 and 4 hitters.
Tools Whore
by Tyler on May 19, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
They're just coming too me. Original material.
Tools Whore
CLOGGING THE BASES
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
why walk with a guy hitting .380 behind you?
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on May 19, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
WALK HIM
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
or hit him if it doesnt hurt him
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
take kaz out of your sig
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Bartlett regressing like a mug
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
I HATE ALL OF YOU.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Crap.
Now, if we don’t score in the 9th, does Shields go 10?
Tools Whore
FUCK THAT
Shields, another scoreless inning plz so we can let you down
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
IT'S EITHER STRIKEOUT OR HOMERUN. BARTLETT NEEDS TO LEARN THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWING FOR HOMERUNS EVERYTIME
PUT THE BALL IN PLAY
needs to aim better
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck can Navi see out there
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
GET BACK IN THE BOX DICK.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
GET BACK IN THE BOX DICK.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
a DP now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Cabrera is going to steal 3rd.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
...the fuck is wrong with you?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on May 19, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
K PLEASE
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
"we have to gut it out and be tougher than the other team" ... kill me
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
Great, game jinx'd
CowbellKid Rays win!!!!!!
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
is this a walk?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I hope Howell's ready to go, Shields seems to have lost it this inning.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
What are you talking about?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
There is nobody in their right mind that would say something like that.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
no CG, but I would prefer a W, thats me though
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
JP time
2 K’s, don’t screw around
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
yes, eggs
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Typical jungle bunny behavior
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Rod sticking out of his lip, disrespectful to the game
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Need a new GDT ASAP
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Or you need a better computer ASAP.
Tools Whore
rally GDT's are a fail this year
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
This has nothing to do with my computer or rallys.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
3QC can suck my testiclees.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
J PEEZEY
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
another one
like i said, no fucking around
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Navi just took a chance it was there
he cant even see
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
JPMVP
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
god bless the man named JP Howell
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
JP has no remorse at all. Dude is cold as liquid nitrogen.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
WHOSE UP FOR STOPPING TRYING TO PREDICT HOW THE RAYS WIN THE GAME?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Reply fail
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Calling Aybar walkoff
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
Should slow zoom on his eye
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Late
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Welp, no one can PR
I miss Nando
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Don't fucking Bunt.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I swear to Christ, JJ, if Kapler hits, I'll kill you
by ReasonableDoubt on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
he almost got to 1st
Zobrist time!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
ZORILLA WALKOFF CALLED
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
ZORILLA WALK CALLED
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone let the Zorilla out of the cage
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
good, i hope you lose the strike zone now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
The time is NOW
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh boy. Here comes Navi.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
NAVI WALKOFF CALLING IT
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
if you hit into a DP, im banning you from my love list of Rays
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Calling BJ Walkoff
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
i hate Statts
I saw BJ do this before…..
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
MOTHER FUCKER IF YOU WEREN'T SO FAT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN LUCKIER
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Nice spin bailey
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
SPEAR CHUCKING!!!!!!
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
easy deumig
UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
GOLD CHAINS UP ON HIS NECK
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
RJ would eat the chaw right out of his mouth
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
He'd regurgitate it in, RJ would chirp like a baby bird in Upton's nest.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Bailey is in the mid 40's
plz be tired
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
STOP PREDICTING THE OUTCOME. IT ISN'T WORKING.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Calling Kercir not getting laid
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
icr sorry
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
You know how I know you're getting laid?
Because I’m stronger than you.
M.V.Z. Most Valuable Zorilla!
Idgi?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I like that warning he gave you about it.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
?
??
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You didn't see that?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
:(
Was it good?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
.
I’m ending this thread now. We’re not going to talk about this in any serious manner. It’s stupid and I can already see too many people misunderstanding what everyone else is saying. I’ll joke about it all day, and so can everyone else because it was hillarious, but a serious dicussion about the last time I was laid, or the context of the statement, is completely unnecessary. —KeRiCr
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Serious discussion: When was the last time xXxKeRiCrxXx got laid
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but at least he doesn't make up having a girlfriend
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, that subthread was getting stupid fast
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Someone posted a comment about Percival acting like a dick last year, someone else said that the last time that happened that that question was asked, TGN1 made a joke, I reply-failed, someone started getting defensive...
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Man fuck you I got some last weekend.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Pot? Kettle
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Durf?
Hurf
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THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
SHUT UP MY GIRLFRIEND IS READING THIS
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Spotty. Attendence.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
THE PUSSY CHIEF

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Calling RJ not being funny
oh wait he never is never will be

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THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Make it zoom in on his eye slowly
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
As it does with :cawg: on the other message board you frequent
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
i do believe ive seen you on gbs so...
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THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
well played
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you got it backwards.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
"rays do not score" start paying me everytime I have to hear that shit tonight
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
A respectful white player
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
So who you think is the next stud RP we have to face is?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
sayeth the loser
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THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Casilla is next
can we actually beat him
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
JP really shouldn't be in the game.
He doesn’t have closer stuff.
Tools Whore
Nobody listens to self-proclaimed keyboard experts :(
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Steve Phillips: Carlos Beltran is terrible
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
E-Jax isn't a good bait anymore.
He’s not on my team, he doesn’t bother me.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Sonny would be the next PH haha
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Okay, you know what? CC, Longoria, Pena up next.
If we can’t score one run out of this, I’m going to sleep. I can only handle so much failure in one night.
by ReasonableDoubt on May 19, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
Calling CC walkoff inside the park HR
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
Here we go again
CC-Longo-Pena
I wanna feel as confident as that usually makes me feel…..
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Sonny stretching
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
best song ever
All wound up
On the edge
Terrified
Sleep disturbed
Restless mind
Petrified
Bouts of fear
Permeate
All I see
Haters
Traitors to the human race
Haters
What a drag
What a waste
I’d like to see them disappear
They dont belong anywhere
Haters
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
You say your boyfriend’s sweet and kind
But you’ve still got your eyes on mine
Your best friend’s got her eyes on yours
It all goes on behind closed doors
And when you’re nice it’s just a pose
You’re one of those
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Spinning a web thats hard to see
Of envy, greed and jealousy
Feeling angry but you don’t know why
Why dont you look me in the eye?
You want my friends
You want my clothes
You’re one of those
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Close
Dont spit on me and shame yourself
Because you wish you were someone else
You look so clean but you spread your dirt
As if think that words dont hurt
You build up walls no one can climb
The things you do should be a crime
You’re queen of superficiality
Keep your lies out of my reality
And when you’re nice it’s just a pose
You’re one of those
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Casilla isn't black.
He’s a black-non-black.
Tools Whore
Salas'd
Wasn’t his old name Jairo Garcia?
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Something like that. He aged 2 years in 1 day.
Tools Whore
Pretty sure Carl has the greenlight at any time he desires.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You realize Maddon never ever sends carl right?
Tools Whore
Well, now you know.
Carl, BJ and Bartlett at least have permanent green lights and can run whenever they choose.
Tools Whore
That's some bs
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
Not calling Pena walkoff
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
more like douchemig
UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a hell of a catch
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
GOD DAMN IT FUCK FUCK FUCK
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
JAE SEO
UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
My curve is a lead breaker
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
trade CC and Bartlett for Homer Bailey and Votto
Votto DH’s
call Briggy up to play SS.
call up DEEZY to play LF
LF DEEZY
CF BOSSMAN
RF JUSTIN STUD
3B SONNY
SS BRIGGY
2B ZOBRIST
1B LOS
DH VOTTO.
SEXY
YOU CAN'T CATCH CC. NOBODY CAN CATCH CC.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I would appreciate it if we win the game now.
Tools Whore
Hello, Hitters,
The fist quarter of the season is fast approaching. Spend some time reflecting and working on your problem areas. If not re-assignments for further reflection may be in order.
We have faith in you but the season is now very very close at hand. We need to start approaching our potential. As you know we have Reid Brignac on assignment and he seems to be responding. I care about each and everyone of you very much but as you know we are in a performance based profession.
As you may or may not know I am working without a long term contract. If I don’t perform then I to am subject to this same performance based criteria. Having said that, I owe it to my family, to the team, to management and the fans and community of Tampa Bay to field the very best team possible on the field.
So it has come down to this: If you don’t start performing better on your starts, on your relief’s and on your closing abilities then I can assure you changes will be made. Re-assignments will be made. Now I re-assure you that I do have faith in you but it has come to the point where we have to see real improvement.
Tools Whore
by Tyler on May 19, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I did
http://www.draysbay.com/2009/5/18/878825/minor-league-re-assignments
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
The un known
Insider
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking lame. These pitchers aren't pitching lights out.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
i hate when this happens, i hate it more than crabs....which i dont have
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
i hate it more than the other vowels hate "y"
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on May 19, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
say who fees like another one of these obnoxious anti cigarette commercials with the evil white guy
well youre in luck cause the rays game is still going
UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF
Casilla may not go a 2nd inning cuz he looked meh
And if he doesnt, I wonder who we have to deal with next
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Your ideas run contrary to the crusades of Sandy Kazmir's girlfriend Christina
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Ctrl+F "defense"
Results: not found.
/every one of her articles
/rah rah FG pride motherfucka
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget that she has a penis
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
So Shields nearly pitches a complete game, and the Rays still end up having to use the bullpen. Fuck us.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
ill bet she has sharp kneecaps too
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THE SPORTS DURF
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 19, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, he is a black man
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
well this sucks
JP is done and I dont trust anyone else
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Except the language and topics discussed here would get us banned
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
And the mods would have deleted every pictute and gif
by steve-o1285 on May 19, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I HATE BLACKS
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Silly bullpen
you thought you were getting the night off, didn’t you?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ixnay on the Eelerwhay
by ChiBurbRaysFan on May 19, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
Le Sigh
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Should have brought in Balfour
For STFD Part II
by ChiBurbRaysFan on May 19, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
88mph down the middle AGAIN
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
He called Gruden an asshole earlier, not much else.
by R.J. Anderson on May 19, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
He won't let me in :(
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Allstotfan40
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The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
please get him out
please
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
ew but he scares me less than Kapler
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
1 more
Wheeler, try not to suck
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Just like during sex, as soon as you think I'm done, I'm only just about to pop one in your fucking ass.
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
so thats why he throws down the middle
they call everything else a goddamn ball
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Whais is a Wheeler 18?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 19, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Games aren't played on computers.
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on May 19, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
A HR hitter vs Wheels?
oh its Nelson, well, its a improvement
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

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