Sad to say this is true. This is the 2nd time in as many days that marvelous literary masterpieces have been lost to the hands of an author's ability to delete a fanpost. It really breaks my heart when this happens. Someone comes here to speak his mind, then proceeds to spout off classical incoherent nonsense. Eager to feel proud of their brilliant opinion, they come back a couple of hours later only to find that they've been figuratively mauled to death. Let us use this space here to remember all of the wonderful memories brought upon us by these literary wonders.

Remember kids, if you're not careful, this is what happens to you: